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Mr. Rice was once famous for impressive performance on the basketball court, but of course to those political junkies amongst us he will always be remembered as the man whose one night stand with a certain wonky eyed Wasilla lunatic, helped Joe McGinniss derail a political train to Armageddon.
And for that, we salute you Mr. Rice!
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| "Salute me? Damn I deserve a Purple Heart or something! Did you know crazy does NOT wash off!" |
HOT DAMN GRYPEHN!!
ReplyDeleteNow you done did it! The sanctimonious trolls will be here in DROVES...screaming about what a "sexist, misogynist" bad man you are!! LOL!!
Meanwhile...Baldy is making copies of this photo and placing them in her secret room...you know the one that has the display of her in the bunny costume and pictures of her and the girls in the Rielle Hunter white man's shirt outfit that Joe McGinnis told us about!
Poor Baldy....that "Glen Baby Oil Rice" problem will NEVAH go away! LMAO!!!
Happy Birthday Mr. Rice...you've done a great service to our country and to Baldy too! LOL!!
In all fairness to Mr Rice, he was a very poor college student. He couldn't afford to actually take a girl out on a date, so he had to settle for those ho's that would do him in a public building.
ReplyDeleteSarah out to be embarrassed about that one night stand.. He obviously did not like it, he did not come back for more. He hit it, and quit it!
DeleteSarah is a whore!
As a long time reader, and NO I AM NOT Kristy, do we really have to resort to calling Sarah a whore?
DeleteI call her a bitch all the time but just because she had a one night stand with a black guy, does not mean she is a whore. I have had one night stands myself. She is a political whore, but you didn't mean that.
Anonymous2:38 PM
DeleteDefinition of WHORE
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person
Link to definition...http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whore
I think number 3 applies to Baldy...so yes...she's a whore. I'll just skip over the part where you admitted to "one night stands". LOL!
Sarah Palin is a whore because she sells her sexuality, personally and politically. It's all she knows. One night stands do not make someone a whore. Sarah markets herself based on her 'hotness', her licking her lips, her rubbing her thighs, her knock me down and fuck me shoes, her skirts riding up on her ass, it's what she does and how she does it that makes her a whore. She's a media whore, a political whore and most likely a sexual whore, but the way that she castrates men with her language, I wonder if she really does more than prick tease. She whores out her children for a buck, she whores out her fake hunting skills and she whores out her bullshit mama grizzly persona. People call it like they see it, and Sarah is a whore+. through and through, in the most expansive and comprehensive definition. She whored herself out to Glen Rice while she was engaged to Todd the wad, and she has whored herself out on any number of occasions when she was MARRIED, so now do you get it?
DeleteI've know women who have chosen to have sex for money and they were nothing like the whore that is Sarah Palin.
DeleteI have known many women that have had one night stands, and they are nothing like the whore that is Sarah Palin.
I have no judgements of women exploring their sexuality in all honesty, but Sarah paints herself like some kind of born again virgin, hiding behind her bullshit witch blessing church, and her holier than thou attitude, while fucking her brains out with a hot, black athlete and never even tells her husband, who finds out when it hits the media a gazillion years later. Lots of honesty is THAT marriage.
She personifies a whore personality with her approach to everything she does, there is NOTHING pure or innocent about Sarah, she is a shrill harlot, a strident harridan who deserves to be put behind bars for her criminal behavior.
How is it my fault for stating facts, like Sarah Heath/Palin was a whore chasing any dick other than Tawds that summmer? She met Glen Rice and was f#cking him within minutes. We all know that the Menards bought Tawd for Saraose few months before "showing" with Track looking for another alternativeh, but it seems like Sarah spent that time trying to find another a;ternative.
DeleteSarah is not going to be happy about this. Ha Ha!!! GOOD JOB.
ReplyDeleteGrypen, the trolss, Brancy, and $arah herself will be up in arms that anyone would dare to exercise freedom of speech in the form of photoshop!
ReplyDeleteThe Constitution is only relevant when it's quoted by religious folk, and the TeaParty.
All others are lower class trash, and aren't rill Americuns, so they don't get to have free speech and post pictures on blogs
This is awesome! After fucking Sarah I'm surprised Glen has lived this long. AIDS and syphillis can be fatal.
ReplyDeleteYou think this is funny?? No I'm not a troll but don't you have enough legitimate things to criticize Sarah about without making up this?
DeleteHow low can you go?? I hate the woman! I can't stand her or her family. But name calling and making up things is what Sarah and her bots do. Who wants to stoop to their level? We are as bad as they are when we do that.
Call her a liar orca bitch- that's the truth. But saying she has HIV and syphillis?? That isn't clever or funny. It's nasty just like her.
Anonymous2:43 PM
DeleteSIGH...I see our "sanctimonious" troll has finally shown up.
It must have been something curable with penicillin anyway.
DeleteThat photo is a slutty hoot on idiot Sarah!!!! Imagine that will go throughout the U.S. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person!!!
ReplyDeleteMr. Rice, you deserved so much better!
LOL! You ain't right Gryph!! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI feel such pity for Mr. Rice, but remain respectful for his ability to endure such a personal cataclysm at a tender age, yet still manage to prevail with a successful career.
ReplyDeleteHe could have chosen among a long list of screw-ups--- all of which would have been attributed to Mr. Rice being a young, successful, exuberant, virile college student-athlete whose follies would later have been forgiven as "youthful indiscretions".
But the stain on his reputation for having allowed himself to be taken down and savagely exploited by a much older and obviously more worldly, evil, whorish media representative, Sarah Lou Heath, will always follow Mr. Rice.
Wherever he ventures in trying to escape the memory of that horrible evening with Sarah, each breath he takes will invariably remind him of the stench of rotting fish that engulfed the dorm room when Ms. Heath removed her stirrup stretch pants, clearly revealing the face of Satan in the folds of her "private parts".
Continue to be brave, Glen. Namaste.
I suppose we should take the high road after being subjected to the photoshopped images of the President as a tribesman with a bone in his nose, or as a pimp with a prostitute First Lady.
ReplyDeletePayback is a bitch.
My guess is Molly's dorm room looked nothing like that for Glen and Sarah's tryst.
ReplyDeleteIs that why Tawd has a two-toned penis? Did he try and dye his lil extra finger to satisfy Sarah's "jungle fever"?
ReplyDeleteThis? Is fucking hilarious!
DeleteHow dare we press our eyes upon a photoshop, abusing the iconic image of a wonky-eyed Wasilla Wingnut in such a manner.
ReplyDeletebleach for the eyes anyone?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that Glen was considering the same remedy---for his penis--- moments after realizing that he'd just allowed "Our Sarah" to ride him into oblivion.
DeleteSarah is a loser, Barack is a winner and he will win again in 2012 and Sarah will blow a gasket and hit up her minions for MORE money so she can fake a run in 2016...it's old schtick by now, she's so easy to figure out since she follows the clear set path of narcissistic media hog. But she's old news and she will become more and more desperate to climb back up on her media throne and spew more toxic dog whistles, but there are less and less people who give a damn. Now on to 2012...
ReplyDeleteThe strategy for winning in 2012:
http://blackwaterdog.wordpress.com/2012/05/28/plouffe-this-is-going-to-be-a-very-close-race-but-id-rather-be-us-than-them/
Thanks for posting this! I was getting depressed -- Romney is running a line of ads on student loans in NH, which is full of lies and distortions and I was really upset because no one's countering it and it reminded me of Kerry's 2004 campaign, which, I say, he could have won if he was more aggressive. But now I feel better. They have a plan. They're going to hold him accountable for the things he has said and they are going to highlight Romney's poor MA record...yay...
Delete'''he will always be remembered as the man whose one night stand with a certain wonky eyed Wasilla lunatic'''
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....... heheheheheheh..
At one time, Sarah Heath could look you straight into both eyes, penetrating deep into your soul.
DeleteThen came the evening that U of Michigan played in the Great Alaska Shootout tournament in Anchorage, and Sarah the TV Sports Lady succeeded in her quest to shag Glen "The Womb Shifter" Rice.
Thereafter, a cheerful Sarah would always be greeted by, "Hello Wonky-Eye!"
A fact for all - Sarah was on Channel 2 in Anchorage, AK as the 'sports announcer' when she screwed Mr. Rice. She was covering the 'Great Alaska Shoot Out'. Guess what? She didn't last long in that position as she did a horrible job.
DeleteNot too long ago, Channel 2 did a review of their previous 'stars' they had as employees - and, guess what!!! Sarah Palin was not even mentioned!!!
Sarah Palin is a horrid employee, Alaska's worst 'quitter' governor and I'm sure is a piece of nothing in the sack! No wonder Todd went to Shailey Tripp and became a pimp!!!
Reckon Glen thought being taken to that dorm room by that horny newscaster lady, Sarah was "worth it"?
ReplyDeleteI doubt he was thinking "What a great idea it was to go along with Sarah!" the next morning as he continuously applied Comet, Ajax, and Mr. Clean to his tired but worthy member, and then scrubbed vigorously with steel wool pads to try to remove the "Sarah Funk". All to no avail.
Little did he know that the "Sarah Funk" would be with him forever.
Don't forget that Todd will forever have the image of his wife Sarah riding college black basketball players for interviews in his mind forever, no thanks to the picture posted above.
DeleteWell Gee Gryph, you just gave Sarah a nice gift. You know she's gonna love that picture. I bet she'll get it printed out poster size and hang it on her closet wall!
ReplyDeleteSomebody ought to send that photo to Todd.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:o Kinky!
ReplyDeletedrill, baby, drill
I wonder how many basketball, football, and hockey players Sarah dropped her panties for. ..LOL
ReplyDeleteSarah always went commando as advised by Creepy Chucky, Sr. That way she'd be ready for action faster than "lickety-split"!
DeleteSo all she had to do was raise her skirt, or drop her pants, and they were ready to go, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeleteI wonder how many basketball, football, and hockey players Sarah dropped her panties for?
DeleteYou realize you are talking about the Palins? If you had a dime in your pocket Sarah would drop her panties for you. If you had a Big Mac or a wine cooler in your pocket you can get Bristol to drop her panties for you too.
My guess would be everyone she interviewed.
DeleteSarah will never deny this tryst. The dumbest governor in history e-mailed Mister Rice numerous times boasting of being ¨the governor.¨ Lordily, Sarah could not stop saying ¨Iḿ the governor!¨
ReplyDeleteAnd the bitch loves to look at herself. After spending hour after hour after hour looking at herself in the mirror at home, Sarah would order her security detail to drive her to the mall, where ¨the governor¨ could continue to stare at herself in the mirror trying on sunglasses.
Mister Glen Rice has been a gentleman throughout all this hullabaloo. At anytime he could release Sarah´s e-mails and shut the idiot up forever. Why doesn´t he? For the same reason John McCain does not. Sarah is, shall we say, threatening to hurt herself. And who wants that on their concious?
Anonymous12:26 PM
DeleteSarah is, shall we say, threatening to hurt herself. And who wants that on their concious?
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Hmmm...so old Baldy has threatened to commit sideways eh? Baldy would never off herself...she's a narcissist..narcissist don't harm themselves...they harm OTHERS!
Baldy will likely take others with her...but she won't take herself out...narcissist don't do that kind of shit...but she must have been convincing to Rice and McCain if that is what is holding those two back from exposing the gargoyle from Wasilla!
Interesting.
Hey Sarah did you let Glen Rice ride you bareback or did he have to wear a condom then afterwards you wrapped up Glen's used condom in one of Todd's face cloths for disposal afterwards?
ReplyDeleteYou know, get rid of the DNA, the Palin method!
How come Todd didn't threaten Glen Rice or Mike Tyson with a beat-down? He's very quiet on the subject.
ReplyDeleteTodd is a pimp, pussy and bully. That Palin group is a fucking mess!
DeleteI think he should teach Mike Tyson some proper respect for women.
DeleteHow come Todd didn't threaten Glen Rice or Mike Tyson with a beat-down?
DeleteBecause Todd wouldn't be able to face his AIP buddies if they found out that Glen not only fucked Todd's girlfriend but beat Todd's ass right afterwards.
Is that a picture of Sarah Palin kneeling and praying to her God?
ReplyDeleteYou know, the Palin Family Christian Values way?
Deja vu!
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Sarah Palin straddling Glen Rice reminds me of when Mark Ballas was about to mount Bristol on the floor of DWTS with her parents and the world watching.
Like mother, like daughter.
DeleteOnly problem is we are looking at a photoshopped picture of sister Sarah and Bristol was the real thing on the floor of DWTS w/Ballas.
DeleteSarah doesn't have a figure like that and Bristol was a chubby chunk at that particular time on DWTS. Many thought she was actually pregnant because she gained so much weight on the show vs losing weight as so many other partners have. Wish Ballas would come out and really tell the truth about her! I'll wager she was a pain in the ass to work with!
That leopard outfit of Sarah's at least matches her leopard hooker shoes.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at the top picture of Sarah and I can't seem to spot her wedding ring?
ReplyDeleteI forgot, that's right, Sarah had tossed her wedding ring into Lake Lucille!
Anonymous1:22 PM, this is a joke... calm down... you're going to have a stroke! We know that is not Sarah's body....
Delete3:54 You are such a smart ass - no stroke pending! You have obviously missed many, many other comments I've made on this site! Do you favor Sarah the idiot by any chance? Suspect you might be a troll!
DeleteShe never did deny the Rice story just like Todd kept his trap shut after Shailey's book was released...too afraid to say anything.
ReplyDeleteThis is for Sarah.
ReplyDelete"Sarah's encounter with Rice took place in her sister Molly's dorm room at the University of Alaska Anchorage. 'She hauled his ass down a friend says, but she freaked out afterward. Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out. The thing that people remember is her freak-out, how completely crazy she got: I fucked a black man! She was just horrified. She couldn't believe that she'd done it'". The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin by Joe McGinniss.
Couple of things have always bothered me about that:
1)Why the freak-out? Was she drunk or high, then afterwards sobered up and freaked-out?
2) Thinking back to Sarah's very public advice for Dr. Laura Schlessinger who said "n....." eleven times on-air, I sort of think Sarah may not have used the word "black" man? Just my opinion...
3)Is that episode why Sarah only lasted a couple of months as a relief sportscaster? Did the station find out she had sex with a student who was in town for the tournament?
4) Why oh why would did she freak-out to the point where several people in the dorm heard her? How classless is that? How trashy. If she was really upset about it, why not keep her mouth shut and freak in private? Certainly not the typical modesty of a good Christian 24 year old woman.
5) I think the freak-out maybe wasn't being upset but was bragging. She shagged a 6'8" basketball star! She wanted everyone to know it.
Hahahaha Sarah, everybody knows it!
Also, too, when Todd was a senior in high school, he and his two buddies beat up an 8th grade black child. Sarah was a senior in HS at that time and she and Todd were high school sweethearts so in that tiny town, she had to know about the beating. She had to know how Todd felt about black people.
Glen Rice was just too tempting, is that right, Sarah? Which brings up more questions: Did you tell Todd about your freaky night with Glen? Did you tell Glen that night about what your boyfriend/fiance Todd had done to a much younger black child? I'm guessing your answer is no to both of those questions and if no, would prove you can keep secrets when it serves your purposes which brings me back to the question of WHYEVER did you tell everyone about f...... Glen Rice? You were bragging weren't you, girl?
"1)Why the freak-out? Was she drunk or high, then afterwards sobered up and freaked-out? "
DeleteWine coolers will do that to you. Am I right Bristol?
Sharon, that's great, but there's just one major detail that blows the story out of the water.
DeleteAs Gryphen himself would know, UAA didn't HAVE dorms at the time.
And Molly was already hooked up with Jack, making the 19 children.
"but she freaked out afterward. Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out"
DeleteMost white women do that after they they cheated on their white boyfriends or husbands with a black guy.
I wonder if Bristol reacted that way after she did the nasty with the Masey brothers.
(This is a joke for those who takes this site too seriously aka Anonymous 1:22 PM)
UAA did have dorms in the 80's.
DeleteSince Sarah used UAA college dorm rooms to fornicate then I believe Sarah owes the state of Alaska room fees for however many one night stands she had during that tournament and all the years she had sex in the dorms.
DeleteHow much does Sarah Palin owe? Well it all depends on how much the Best Western Lake Lucille Inn charges per night.
If Sarah argues that she didn't use the whole night I would just tell her the that the Best Western Lake Lucille Inn does not charge per the hour or per men. Sarah you owe the state of Alaska!
PAY UP!
BIG MYSTERY O/T BUT BIG MYSTERY.
ReplyDeleteSeveral times last week I posted this for interested viewers. Now it has been wiped clean. Any sleuths out there? Do you think the vatican got to her?
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Huh. Gryphen allows this kind of waay off-topic comment, but he rejects ON-topic comments that are not rude or snarky. Don't call anyone a name, no profanity.
DeleteThere's no explaining it.
That not all Sarah, you idiot at 12:47! First off, she doesn't have a figure like that.
ReplyDeleteIdiot at 1:22 PM, I'm Anom 12:47.
DeleteEverybody knows that is not Sarah Palin. If you are a regular who reads the comments on IM, you would know that people also joke around here. Since you easily get your granny panties bunched up, maybe people who are joking around should give you a warning since you are not able to figure it out on your own. I'm willing to bet that you probably give your rent money to Sarah.
3:33 I suspect I've been reading the IM blog far longer than you. I find very little joking around on this blog - it's pretty serious and anti Palin. I don't wear panties, so they are not in a bunch. Try reading the books that have been published about Palin written by McGinnis and Dunn. I think you need to learn more about her. Suspect you are a troll!!!! Asshole!
DeleteAnonymous5:46 PM "I don't wear panties"
DeleteSo is this Bristol?
Could this be Sarah?
You know it's not really fair to Glen Rice to keep associating him with this fool. Please respect HIS dignity.
ReplyDeleteOf course it's fair! That's what he gets for fooling around with Sarah Palin.
DeleteHe lost his dignity when he shagged her. Now he will forever be linked to her, after having a 'one night stand' with her.
DeleteDoes anybody in the Palin household has a one night stand?
DeleteAsk Britta or Shailey Tripp or Levi or Brad Hanson or Chuckie Heath.
Once those people smells sex they just keep going back.
"He lost his dignity when he shagged her." "That's what he gets for fooling around with Sarah Palin."
DeleteBullshit, people. She was a kid and he was a kid. She wasn't the nasty piece of crap she is today, how could he know anything about her? She had no reputation, and he was just a college player. Leave the poor guy alone.
Seriously, I can't stand Sarah Palin, but some of you people are simply deranged.
She was a grown ass woman in her mid twenties, working for a news network. NOT a kid.
DeleteShe was a grown Promiscuous Woman away from her Fiance' with no loyalty. Her daughters are following her lead, TRAMPS.
DeleteSarah missed her calling, porn flicks and playboy spread.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't have the 'real' boobs to appear in Playboy...recall how we've seen the flat chest and then the boobs that she throws out in front that are obviously inflated bras. As usual, the idiot is a fraud!!
DeleteGryphennnnnn- (that's me whining)
ReplyDeletePlease no "purple heart" jokes on memorial day. Use ANY other award. Olympic medal. Pulitzer. Peabody. Anything!
God, she IS hot, isn't she! Woot woot! Wild clown love!
ReplyDeleteSarah can only wish that she had a body like that. She would need Belmont girls, Tummy Tucks, BUTT Pumps, and cottage cheese thighs surgery. All held together by Spandex.
DeleteBut whatever, it just makes her all the more appealing! Yay, Sarah! You GO, girl!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous3:57 PM
DeleteBut whatever, it just makes her all the more appealing! Yay, Sarah! You GO, girl!
Well...Well...Well...looks like Baldy is down to hiring her sister's to post supportive troll comments on IM's?
So which one are YOU...Heather or Miss Molly who had her own DL encounter with a "brother"! LOL!!!
If you study that picture of the woman in the leopard bathing suit, you can tell that is not Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin has bigger testicles that Todd does and that woman in the leopard suit aint packing.
Just kidding Anonymous 1:22 PM
Right after this Glenn Rice story broke last year the Alaska WTF site had side by side photos of Willow Palin and him. She always did look different that the other girls (more "ethnic"). Same eyes and same smile.....quite stunning reseemblance between him and Willow and year would be about right. Somebody should dig up those photos.
ReplyDeleteMaybe thats why the Wonky Eyed One freaked out. She realized what time of the month it was and what she had just done.
How would that work out, exactly, since she shagged Glen Rice before Track was born?
Delete"How would that work out, exactly, since she shagged Glen Rice before Track was born?"
DeleteCould be that Sarah pulled a Todd and saved Glen Rice's specimens in the fridge wrapped in a face cloth for use at a later date.
THIS IS A JOKE! Don't take me serious.
I'm not a troll, and I've done things in my past that I'm not proud of, but I kind of feel for Glenn Rice for admitting he had a one night stand with The Quitter. He did the right thing and admitted the affair to Joe, and still is the laughing stock and brunt of a very sad joke.
ReplyDeleteThe gentleman felt sorry for the wonk eyed news caster with no talent, and tried to boost her self esteem by schteuping her silly. At any rate, happy burthday, Glenn!
Gryphen, that photoshop is vile and disgusting
Please keep using it!
Oh IDK about that, but Track bears a striking resemblance to Menard. I suppose "Drill baby Drill" didn't only apply to oil?
ReplyDeleteThar she blows!
DeleteWait one minute everybody.
ReplyDeleteWe have all missed the point!
Gryphen went out of his way to wish Glen Rice, the man who forked Sarah Heath, a Happy Birthday and no one has yet wished the man a Happy Birthday.
Let's show Glen some Alaskan love and wish him a Happy Birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN!
Todd?
No hard feeling, did you wish Glen a Happy Birthday?
Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteomg, really? your going to piss her off.
Sarah can only dream of another encounter.
ReplyDeleteSarah wants that type of encounter with President Obama.
DeleteThat's why Sarah hates the FLOTUS with a passion.
She is not President Obama's type.
Delete