Levi Johnston's second child will be a girl named Breeze Beretta, his pregnant girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, told Inside Edition in an interview to air Wednesday. Beretta is the name of an Italian firearms manufacturer, and Oglesby confirmed that the child will be named after a gun.
She also talked about the accidental nature of the pregnancy.
"We were out at the cabin for like, four days, and forgot the birth control," she said.
Johnston told Inside Edition that he plans on doing things differently with Oglesby than he did with Bristol Palin, the mother of their son, Tripp.
"I'm actually in love...not doing it just because we had a kid together," he said.
Okay well you know that last part is going to piss off a certain failed author/professional abstinence hypocrite/DWTS cheat.
I am not exactly thrilled with Levi's choice for a baby name, but it DOES fit his personality I guess.
I am kind of surprised to hear there are more of these Inside Edition interviews that have not yet aired. I have been hearing that Levi is hoping to get the information that he initially wanted to come out in THESE interviews out through another more reputable news source.
I hope he succeeds soon as, in my opinion, these revelations are important for him, for Sunny, AND for Tripp.
Bwahahahahahaha....hehehe...hahahahahaha......*wipes tear*....Bwahahahahahaha...great googly moogly.....hahahaha...
ReplyDeleteDear Sunny and Levi:
DeleteI think "Breeze" is a sweet and feminine name. What a good discovery for a name!
But please, please, please, from someone who grew up with a very unconventional middle name, let her have an ordinary second name: Elizabeth, or Emma, or Isabella, or Betsy, or even Bethanny or Brianna? It will make her life infinitely, totally, completely different when she's grown up and has to fill in employment application forms and other such things. I would think twice about hiring someone whose name is Baretta. It's cute for a while -- then it's toxic.
Please reconsider. Thanks.
@Anonymous 06:23 PM.
DeleteThat is very good advice.
Levi & Sunny, please consider this alternative!
Sweet white trash baby name, y'all. Middle name shoulda just been shotgun.
ReplyDeleteKeep it classy, Wasilla
Beretta? Why not name her Loretta Beretta? And what is the deal with the initials? BJ?
DeleteIs her nickname gonna be Bree like Bristol's is? hahahahahaha
Actually that name is more sane than many hollywood names I hear.
Oh My Heavenly Father! Beefy must be SCREAMING at the top of her lungs at Nancy...who is frantically trying to come up with a post that somehow involves Baldy's continuously stripping for dollars and Levi's newest baby mama drama! LOL!!
DeleteYa'll know Levi came up with the "Beretta" name as a play on Baldy calling Beefy..."Bristol the Pistol"...HeHe!
*meanwhile downthread Krusty is typing her fingers raw defending Beefy's *snicker*...."virtue"*
Their child in all probability will much more grounded and mentally stable then his boy will be by being raised by Bristol and her mother. That poor child unfortunately will be subjected to hearing hate towards others and ignorance. He will be another example of a child being given everything he wants, but without any understanding of the responsibility and respect of how others should be treated. It really is sad what he has in store, unless someone teaches him about compassion, responsibility, and the value of a sound education. So far none of Sarah's own kids seem to understand those basic principles. I just hope another innocent child doesn't fall victim to what Sarah's children have been through and become.
DeleteI thought he might have grown up a little and his girlfriend who is studying to be a teacher would also be a good influence, but really? Beretta?
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess if you can't bring guns to school, might as well name your kid after one. Why not Remington? They can nickname her 'skidoo.' Or Hickory? after the knives.
Geez.
At least Beretta is a high quality gun, not a Saturday night special. They also are well know for producing a very high quality shot gun for shooting skeet and for hunting. Their 9mm pistol is the main side arm for the military which has to under go strict testing before it will be adopted by the military. It surpassed the long standing Colt sidearm which had been used by the military for about 90 years before being beaten out by the Beretta.
DeleteI say all this but I have to admit I too, that I don't like seeing a child being named after a gun manufacturer, no matter how high in quality their products are.
Maybe they will be happy. Hope the revelations come soon, before Tampa.
ReplyDeleteMe, too.
DeleteJust a word of advice, Levi and Sunny.
Try to ignore the gossip press and just focus on one another and your child whenever she's born. I wish you two nothing but the best for your future together.
Oh I just thought about all the lovely weather related names Sunny (I'm assuming they want names to match hers) and Levi can bestow on future offspring like: Cloud, Star, Day, Night, El Niño , Storm, Blizzard , Rain, etc.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I'm sorry but there's nothing worse than stupid white people who give their kids stripper / porn names .
Perhaps they are inadvertently predicting her future. Hope they defy the odds and become good parents and role models. I wish that Levi would just "drop the bomb" and go on to live a private, productive life.
DeleteIt's just...ugly.
DeleteBreeze is stupid, but tolerable.
Beretta sucks.
What if they used Oglesby?!?
I don't dislike Breeze. Levi's outdoorsy. But Beretta is a little weird. There are better gun-related names.
DeleteI'm 65 years old, and I went to Jr. High with a very popular girl named Rainy. Every girl was jealous of her unique name...compared to all the Janes, Marthas, and Sues. Because I knew her, I named one of my daughters Sunny. I have niece Wendy. I'm not sure how I feel about Beretta. I would hope that a child grows up to love their name, whatever it is.
DeleteI knew a girl named Windy, because she was born on a really windy day.
DeleteIt's ok. There are plenty who are named after firearms. Let's see, you've got Colt Seavers, Magnum P.I., Uzi Smith, Benelli Jones, Daisy Duke, Remington Steele, J.M. Browning, Sig Sauer Offenhauser, Walther P. Pickay, and my personal favorites, a native American named Desert Eagle Crowfoot and a pair of twins named Smith and Wesson and Johnson and Johnson.
ReplyDeleteThe parents of the latter compromised on naming them Richard and Richard.
Hey Bristol, put a sock in it!! You're ol' boy's in Love!! This time, she's real purty and she doesn't smell like rotting fish.
The only problem with all of those names are that they were LAST names, and also characters on TV Shows.
DeleteThe difference is that m ost of your examples are fictional, and this child will go through life named after a weapon made to kill people. Such a sweet legacy for her. My husband had a friend in college who was named Robert Roberts II. His father was an engineering professor.
DeleteJust saw that Jessica Simpson had her baby girl and named her..."Maxwell Drew Johnson"...that sounds...somewhat normal...but Maxwell for a girl...not sure about that one...but it's better than..."Windy Gun Johnston"...LOL!!!
DeleteGina, girl, you have truly outdone yourself with the new avatar.
DeleteFantastic, and I mean that sincerely.
Windy Gun Johnston...LMFAO . Well played, friend, well played.
Hey ya'll....I think we're being had by Levi! Who names their kid 6 months before the kid has even shown up in the world!
DeleteI think Levi is fucking with Beefy...this is a MESSAGE! And like her crazy ass mama...Beefy can't resist the bait...the question is...how long will it take Beefy to send a MESSAGE back to Levi!
Because obviously something is going on behind the scenes... and dollars to donuts...when that kid is born...they are going to name that baby "Suzy Ann Johnston"! LOL!!!
PS...Virginia Voter...about my avatar...well I figured since RAM likes to hang out here on occasion I felt I should be welcoming and what better way to do that than to pay homage to the penguin...uh...I mean...her! LOL!!!
I thought the same, GinaM.
DeleteWhy don't you get the revelations out Gryph? If it's not a secret why keep your trap shut.
ReplyDeleteHard for Levi to sell the info if Gryphen outs it.
DeleteEXACTLY. We as blog readers don't currently know any bombshells and you said we know this info.
DeleteI know a lot of people hope that Levi will "spill" that Trig isn't SP's biological child. But come on, Levi was, and is, just a dumbschitt hockey jock thinking only about getting laid. He paid no attention to the adults in his life, including his girlfriend's mother; she was just another adult who might interfere with his party life, to be avoided.
DeleteThat poor baby girl. I sincerely hope her parents have a change of heart before she is born and give her a name she can be proud of and doesn't scream "wasillabilly." It's hard to feel anything but sorry for this child.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! Name your kid after a cat litter system and a gun. Nothing says low-class like that.
DeleteI hope her father gets a job.
Deleteoh good grief.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry that Levi doesn't seem to have some responsible mature adults giving him advice-- but how about Sunny? Is Levi angling for tabloid headlines? His own reality show? Oh please, when is he just going to get his GED and a decent job and devote himself to being a good husband and a good father. That's hard work. It doesn't get the reward of a TV show. The rewards come in many other ways-- and are more lasting and important than a couple of dollars.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the picture Levi wants more fame, despite that he'll sell his newborn's pics for fast cash. You know itll happen. Sad for her. Sunny, please stop him. And PLEASE tell your bf to get a decent job. Bristol tried. You can succeed.
DeleteMake sure you pass that advice along to Bri$tol, also too.
DeleteWhy stop with "Beretta?" Why not go the full Musket and name this poor child "Cannon Arquebus Carbine Gatling Submachine Howitzer Pistol Johnston?" Unless, of course, Palin BFF and Pedophile, Ted Nugent, has already beat them to the punch...
ReplyDeleteOur awesome President is in Afghanistan right now. So to the jealous right-wingers I must invoke Jesse from TV's Breaking Bad. "Take that, Bitches!" And if President Obama has accomplished everything he has while being obstructed at every turn by the Rethugs in Congress, imagine what he can do for America when we give him a (insert drum roll) Democratic LANDSLIDE!!!
It's my dream to have him reelected and control of both houses again! He is really hitting his stride and has the experience now to do some amazing things.
DeleteAre they TRYING to give the poor kid a stripper's name?
ReplyDeleteJust to reemphasize before Bristol lands here:
ReplyDelete"I have been hearing that Levi is hoping to get the information that he initially wanted to come out in THESE interviews out through another more reputable news source.
I hope he succeeds soon as, in my opinion, these revelations are important for him, for Sunny, AND for Tripp. "
I hope this baby never reads that she was a BC mistake, though I am and it doesn't affect me. Levi's son might read that his father was pissed about his conception AND didn't want to marry his mother, which was a lie.
DeleteWhy is it so hard for Levi to get his statement out? What "revelations" are there that couldn't be revealed by issuing a press release? The media would eat up anything with his name attached. So it doesn't really make sense why these promised "revelations" never seem to come. I think Levi is another wild goose chase like Shailey.
ReplyDeleteHe keeps lying about Sarah being pregnant with Trig.
DeleteUntil he clears that up,
He's just another liar.
Did you hear that Bristol? "just because we have a kid" was the only reason levi stuck around. Ooh that's gotta sting!
ReplyDeleteToo bad this is an obvious dig meant to sting. We ALL saw Levi's broken heart when they first broke up. The funny thing is, according to Levi, Bristol wanted her baby and he didn't. That's not gonna eff him up or anything, right.
DeleteSkankerbelle, please don't comment when drunk.
DeleteOf COURSE...."Breeze Beretta". ~sigh~ Welcome to Wasilla. She will most likely be born with a "poof" hairstyle. Goddess save them all.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't even sound good. But I like Breeze.
DeleteNaming a baby girl after a fucking GUN manufacturer is indicative of the parents being pure trash.
ReplyDeleteThe poor kid is really going to be up against it.
Still not as much as poor Tripp is, though.
My cousin's name is Tripp Ryan. Isn't there a famous hockey player named Tripp? I also know a Skip.
DeleteAt least Breeze is relatively decent.
Most boys named Trip, Skip, Chip, etc. are either juniors or "thirds." i.e. they have the same name as their dad and sometimes granddad. I think many parents who name their boys these names associate the names with upper class families (who typically do name their first born son after their father) and so give their sons those names, thinking they are "real" names -- high class names. It's pretty funny, actually. Class will tell.
DeleteOMG What a ridiculous name! That poor, poor baby! Apparently this Sunny isn't any smarter then a Palin. Oiiii
ReplyDeleteThe Palin clan have nice names, save Track. Their popularity increases every year.
DeleteIs that you, Anita Winecooler?
DeleteANON at 4:40 well Track is a Menard anyway isn't he.
DeleteI personally don't care the name but I'm sure they love it.
ReplyDeleteWhat I do wonder about is why they feel the need to disclose the circumstances of how she became pregnant. That's strange to me. My niece had an unplanned pregnancy and she never felt the the need to tell people why nor would I ever ask her. Me -- I couldn't have been happier about it and she is married to a wonderful man, so, I didn't have those concerns. Their baby is the light of my life and because our families are very supportive, they will never have any concerns with child care or money. But I digress, obviously I'm a proud Great Auntie, lol.
I wish Levi and Sunny all the happiness that a baby can bring into their life and the lives of their families.
I ALSO don't understand why Sunny wanted to disclose how she became pregnant. It makes her look stupid and doesn't know how BC works which she obviously didn't know. I know none of these babies/kids will ever see old blog posts and tabloids but WHY would people want to publicly say "my child's a mistake." Sarah didn't even say that when she and Todd conceived Track.
DeleteThey couldn't since Todd had nothing to do with it!
Delete4:42...I am guessing $arah was happy to deflect any conversation AWAY from the circumstances of Track's conception, ifyaknowwhatImean. *wink*
DeleteUmm because Sarah and Todd didn't conceive Track?? Or Tri-G for that matter!
DeleteFor newbies, Track is the biological son of Curtis Menard, Jr.
DeleteHe was killed in a plane crash in which someone had poured water into the gas tank. This was shortly after CMJr had a loud shouting match with $P in her office about parenting. Most likely, he was pissed about the way his biological daughter, Piper, was being raised.
Was the plane a Piper?
DeleteIs her middle name Breeze and first name Fe?
ReplyDeleteI wish them the best!
This made me pee a little.
DeleteIs her middle name Breeze and her first name Summer?
DeleteSo the big revelation is that he is not Tripp's dad?
ReplyDeleteI can't really think of anything bombshell like. Levi wasted the last 3 years pursuing fame and being manipulated by moneyhungry media. He only has himself and his mentors, or lack there of, to blame.
DeleteWhat happened to the work ethic Todd and Sarah described? Why didn't he get a job? There was NO reason he couldn't or his sister.
Has Levi ever offered to give you the story? Then you could write it and link it to other news sites. Is he expecting other news organizations to pay him for the story? He is going to need money for sure!
ReplyDeleteBlog stories do nothing. Gossip sites aren't taken seriously. Levi is inconsequential. His children are inconsequential to the real world.
DeleteDue to Levi's inability to mature, he is rightfully called a slacker. Can you truly call him anything else? 3 and a half years have gone by and he has NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
Yikes. It looks like Kristy Patullo the Kreepy Palin Stalker @ 4:45 is expanding her brand and becoming the Kreepy Levi Stalker as well. Do you know what really illustrates an "inability to mature"? Alienating yourself from your family to defend some loser's fake chin implant and indefensible behavior on the Internet All. Fucking. Day. Stalking some rednecks also, too. You are the same age as my parents. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Delete4:45 Yes he does, a lady he loves and a new baby on the way..sometimes this is what it takes for a guy to grow up except responsibility. Bristol would have nothing if it wasn't for her pushy mother, she not done any of her getting her gigs and celebrity on her own.
DeleteDuh..correction..She hasn't gotten any of her gigs and celebrity on her own.
DeleteI can't stand it anymore!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAll I want to here from this incredibly dull person is what he has on Sarah Palin.
I don't care about Bristol, I don't care about Sunny, or whether he was/is in love with either one of them.
I can't stand to hear about their trailer-park grade lives, nor their ludicrous baby names.
People, we are listening to an ongoing commentary about Bristol and Levi, and now Sunny- all three of whom would have a hard time getting jobs as baggers at the Winn Dixie.
They are marginal in looks, below average in intelligence and articulation, and about as interesting as watching paint dry.
Levi- either give us the goods on Sarah or go away. I beg of you.
He did. No one cared because it's Levi, the king of pointless gossip.
DeleteSunny and Bristol have respectable jobs and seem to have good sense. I HOPE Sunny is constantly helping Levi to mature.
DeleteThey are boring and unremarkable in every way.
DeleteUnless you are related to them, why would you care that "Sunny is constantly helping Levi to mature"?
OMG, this is a boring conversation to be part of!
Signing out. I can't waste anymore precious time. Need to cleanse my brain by reading the president's speech or listening to Rachel Maddow.
This trio makes the Jersey Shore group look like Rhodes scholars.
Beefalo has a respectable job. Aha, so grifting has finally become respectable. Saints be praised!
DeleteIt's your only chance of cashing in, Levi. The interest is drying up. Don't let someone beat you to the big payoff.
DeleteI guess one baby, Tripp, named after Todd's prostitutes is enough to get even with the Palins.
ReplyDeleteLevi didn't want to name his new baby after Todd's other prostitutes Willow, Bristol or Sarah.
Good call.
Wow, you're so mature. And by the way, Levi knewnothing about Shailey when Tripp's name was announced. The run-in was in Jan 09.
DeleteOh but Todd knew her name, maybe he suggested Tripp, remember the vanity plates he bought before Tripp was born.
DeleteHow would you know what Levi knew about Shailey Tripp?
DeleteLevi knows everything.
I figured out how Tripp got his name. Bristol was pregnant and found the license plates that Todd was going to give Shailey. When Bristol asked him about them, he had to come up with a reason for them. Todd: Oh hey, Bristol. I was going to surprise you...LOL
DeleteIM - it's about time we take a positive side of Levi and his new baby (and his darling partner!) vs that of the bitch Bristol Palin! Bristol is no more a mother than is her supposed mother, Sarah Palin! What fucking farces both of them!
ReplyDeleteSarah has had confirmed affairs outside of her marriage (also those of Todd, the pimp!), who supposedly had a child that she never delivered (the retared one that they keep showing!). She has brought all the negative crap to the forefront and has no one to blame but herself. Sarah and Bristol are nothing more than fucking frauds to all of us!!!!!
Yet you defend people who have also lied? That makes sense.You're talking about people (both sides) whom you don't know.
DeleteYou don't need to call a child, the retarded one. Really unnecessary.
DeleteA person's personal life is of NO concern to you, be it Levi's Sunny's, Bristol, Sarah's or anyone else in the world who isnt you.
DeleteThen, what are you doing here, Skankerbelle?
DeleteHe is an idiot, but Sunny is FINE. He definitely upgraded.
ReplyDeleteShe's attractive, but then, Bristol was too, before the surgeries. This choice of name shows she has no more sense than he does, which is saying something. Wanna bet she too, never finishes college?
DeleteWhen exactly was that COW Bristol ever attractive?
DeleteI see the mental hospital let its most critical patients out today. Mature Anonymous 5:17. Jealous?
DeleteTo Bristol aka Nancy rant:
ReplyDelete‘Hockey mom’ Palin never scored with moms
http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/%E2%80%98hockey-mom%E2%80%99-palin-never-scored-moms/559481
"Sunny," "Breeze" Is this a family or a weather forecast?!?
ReplyDeleteStormy, Rainy, Windy, Hailey etc.
DeleteOMG Anon 455, I just wet my pants.
DeleteYou have to admit "Breeze" is better than "FUCK YOU BRISTOL!"
ReplyDeleteGOOD ONE!!
DeleteTrue. It could have been Vajayjay Coleman (tent)
DeleteOr Seduction Seagrams
DeleteI crack myself up!
Let's have a baby naming contest.
How about Bacardi Breeze? That's an upgrade from just plain old wine coolers.
DeletePenny Pinot? Morgan Mogen David?
DeleteIt must burn Bristol's cellulite fat ass that she can't make fun of Levi's new baby's name seeing that her son is named after her daddy's favorite prostitute Shailey "You Light Up My Life" Tripp.
ReplyDeleteThe name is strange, but look at the names movie stars give their kids. Sarah and Bristol cannot say anything about it. Their kids have really weird names. I hope Levi is happy and Bristol if miserable.
ReplyDeleteWhat's weird? Actually, other than Breeze, no names are too weird. Bristol, Willow and Piper rise in the charts, Levi's pretty populay, Sunny's a nice name, Tripp is pretty popular.
DeleteThe names that Sarah Palin gave her children are utterly ridiculous. They scream two things: white trash and momma wants attention. Kinda sums up the whole Palin pathology.
DeleteWe have Tripps in my family but that is their nickname as they are "thirds" as in Joe Smith III. Our family is big on continuation of family names so we end up with lots of Tripps.
DeleteI have not had a chance to read the Comments yet, so someone else may have asked this already.
ReplyDeleteIs this an Alaskan thing??
Naming your Baby after a weapon?
I'm sorry. I was raised in New England where there were not many gun nuts. That's why I ask.
I would hate to name my child after a gun.
Maybe it's just a Palin thing?
Maybe Levi is trying to do what they do, only a tiny bit saner??
I just don't get it.
Being from Alaska with 3 boys with regular names..I think it's a Wasilla Backwoods Hillbilly thing. I would never, ever name a little baby girl Beretta! Sick!
DeleteDidn't Granny Palin refer to her daughter as "Bristol the Pistol"?
DeleteYou have to keep in mind that the Johnstons and the Palins are not representative of all Alaskans. They are, shall we say, a certain sort of people that tend to do things a little differently than mainstream "normal" folks.
DeleteOkay, here's my read on the new baby names of the past 10 years or so.
ReplyDeleteThe new parents should consider if the name they're bestowing on the daughter could be that of a judge?
Or, if it's the name of a stripper.
"Breeze Beretta" is definitely in the stripper list; in fact it might be first place.
My suggestions are:
ReplyDeleteTobacco Pumpaction Johnson for a boy, aka Toby
And
Vagina Ducati Johnson aka Gina for a girl
For twin girls I recommend
Velveeta Iditarod Johnson and
Nutella Rimfire Johnson
How do you think this shit up? :-) I'm incredibly impressed. Truly. I can't stop laughing.
DeleteLike your creative license!
DeleteBeldar Mockary ConeheadMay 1, 2012 04:29 PM
DeleteROFLMAO...Beldar...you got me on this one..."Velveeta Iditarod"...which translates to me as "Cheesy Dogs" Johnston!!!
Girls
DeleteStormy Remington Johnston
Windy Winchester Johnston
Boys
Hunter Buckshot Johnston
Tent Shooter Johnston
Just by way of full disclosure: I intend to name my own children:
DeleteWily Spitoon Conehead
Epiphone (pronounced 'ah-piff-a-nee') Fender Conehead
Darla Anne (also pronounced 'ah-piff-a-nee') Conehead
Yngwie Corn Whistle Conehead (named in honor of my uncle Chester Conehead, but I hate the name Chester)
Mucosa Bidet Conehead
I know I'm talented at naming children, but honestly, I havent been as successful at finding fertile women to impregnate who are comfortable with such goofy monikers. Sounds like it's a lot easier in Alaska, tho...
All 4 of my grandkiddos are named with names I would have vetoed if I had the power. There thatsaid, I kept my mouth shut and either refer to them as their tribal names or nicknames. Only 2 people get to pick their children;'s names...my point being, most fail.
ReplyDeleteSomehow I am sure my parents bit their lips too :)
I am glad to hear that Levi actually loves Sunny and isn't just thinking about satisfying his dick in a tent with any drunk slut.
While I fully believe Levi loved Bristol (however much a hapless teen can love), I'm glad he's no longer a player and cad. I just wish he hadn't lied about his life.
DeleteKristy, pull on your slippers and go take your meds.
DeleteLevi was just one of many of the horny teenagers that rode Brisket to get off, nothing more.
DeleteIf they named the child a normal name, she'd be an outcast when she started to a Wasilla elementary. After all, there is a style-setting family in Wasilla who named their kids after a sport (Track), a town (Bristol), a tree (Willow), an airplane (Piper) and an medical condition (Tri-G)? Not to mention, a grandchild named after the Grandpa's prostitute (Tripp)!
ReplyDeleteBreeze is better than those names and I guess Beretta is to be expected. I wish Levi, Sunny and the new baby a happy life.
It depends on where the wind blows on Sarah's man-hand finger sticking up in the air to figure out how to spin how she came up with her kids' names.
DeleteBristol, CT? Even though she was a failed sports caster? Nevermind her husband is from Bristol Bay, Alaska.
Bristol, Willow and Piper aren't too uncommon. At least Trig was named after family. And Tripp is more popular than you think.
DeleteI don'tunderstand why people are so judgy. Yo do realize these comments and blog posts only contribute to bullying epidemic right? Try maturing a little
DeleteWillow is a really loaded name in Alaska. It's political, especially in the Valley. Willow is a town just up the highway from Wasilla where all the valley trash types wanted to move the state capitol back in the 80's. They wanted to get rich on real estate speculation. We (the rest of the state) had to vote it down three times before they gave up their get rich quick dreams.
DeleteBelieve me, anyone who named even a dog Willow in Wasilla in the early 90s was just being a sore loser dick and saddling a poor child with a ton of baggage.
All of these names are absurd.
Yep. Palin was using a kid as a political prop way back when she named her kid Willow.
DeleteEvery time I see a mention of these young people coming from a tabloid or tabloid television, I feel so sad. All of them, Bristol, Levi, Mercede and the rest of them need to work at becoming responsible GROWN UP members of the community. That means finishing high school, going to vocational school or college and getting real jobs, and not relying on what tabloids or tabloid tv or next-to-naked magazine spreads will contribute to their prolonged teenage existences. And in my opinion, the baby name is simply bizarre. Maybe it passes for elegant in Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
I don't understand how one interview, containing whatever information changes anything about anything for anyone or helps anyone. Levi's still unemployed and ignorant. Sunny's still a low-paid barely literate school teacher. Bristol's still an office worker. The kids are all still mistakes, as most kids are I can imagine.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like one interview make waves for longer than 1 hour. It's not like this shit will be remembered in even 3 years. It's not like most people seriously pay attention.
All are happy. It's time they start living private lives. Meaning Levi, get your act together and become a man.Sunnys sick of babying you.
eewww..someone's JEALOUS!
DeleteAnd, Bristol, turn off the kleig lights for your "reality" show and take your blog off the web. Go to your receptionist's job and then stay home with your little ones in the evening.
DeleteTo quote "Anonymous" above: start living private lives.
Deal: no more Johnstons if no more Palins.
What is with the phrase "all are happy"? It pops up in the comments here over and over. Who talks like that, anyway? And who knows if they're all happy, unless it's someone who happens to know them all personally? You can't tell if they're happy from a picture or a tabloid interview.
Delete"It must burn Bristol's cellulite fat ass that she can't make fun of Levi's new baby's name seeing that her son is named after her daddy's favorite prostitute Shailey "You Light Up My Life" Tripp."
ReplyDeleteWhat's worst than that is having Tripp calling Sunny his step mom!
Ooooohhhhh that has to burn Bristol's bull riding smelly ass. Bristol will make sure that doesn't happen.
Oh you are so right. Bristol will not be able to handle Tripp having another mother. Assuming Levi gets married and a normal custody arrangement.
DeleteSunny is very pretty
ReplyDeleteQuestion... will Sarah let Tripp play with his half sister? Everybody knows Sarah controls Bristol. That's why Sarah took Trig from Bristol.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about?
DeleteO/T - Sorry
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/fischer-
grenell-resignation-huge-win-religious-right
Congrats to AFA's Bryan Fischer & all the other fundie reichwinger shitbags for your success in pushing out Richard Grennell from Romney's campaign. Great job, Mitt, appealing to us independents who might at least listen to your message if you were man enough to take a position on something and stand by your word.
If Mittens doesn't have the balls to stand up to the Christianist Taliban, who the fuck thinks he's going to stand up for the middle and working class folks, including women and minorities that the far-right despises?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-
turn/post/exclusive-richard-grenell-hounded-from-
romney-campaign-by-anti-gay-
conservatives/2012/05/01/gIQAccGcuT_blog.html
Personally I have never figured out how anyone that is gay can be a republican, so in a way he set himself up.
DeleteHow come Sunny is pregnant? Didn't she listen to my abstinence speech? If she would of listened then she wouldn't be in the predicament!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with these girls nowadays?
-Bristol
Mature.
DeleteManure.
DeleteFunny!
DeleteOh for god's sake, do Valley kids just HAVE to 'forget' birth control? And be completely ridiculous with offspring names?
ReplyDeleteNever thought I'd say this, but my kingdom for normal boring names like Mike or Jennifer.
To be fair, I know kids named Breeze and Tripp. I wouldn't consider those too weird, especially when there are a whole lot more weirder ones.
DeleteWhatevs. I'd be more concerned for this new baby and her unemployed and hopelessly immature father.
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Never before heard an of those stupid names--Willow, Bristol, Piper--are you kidding me? TRACK. What a fucked up name. After your pimp granddad's prostitute. You will say ANYTHING for the opportunity to say something about Levi's immaturity. How weird that you named your son after your pimp father's prostitute.
DeleteBrisket, you just can't stop can you. You and Kristy are stuck on the Levi is immature and unemployed. Levi is hot though and Sunny is gorgeous. You are not.
DeleteI have no words. Just well wishes for the new family. May the reveal come soon.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom- just FYI- Mercede DID finish high school. Without doing Bristol's "distance learning" (as if she learned anything other than the DISTANCE between Levi's navel and hockey stick) or her bought and paid for "diploma" which she was somehow able to get by going to school just two days a week while having a newborn- without Willow's "correspondence" courses (I guess that's Former Governese for "my kid got expelled") and without Levi's just plain giving up. (God love the boy- I can hardly blame him, he was after all practically raising Piper with Bristol while Sarah crunch wrapped herself into oblivion).
ReplyDeleteI am not discrediting the value of an education; I myself work in academia and it is the true love of my life. I just want to give Mercede credit where it's due as she worked hard for her diploma, even battling tabloid photogs outside her school during her time which should have been spent as a carefree upperclassman.
Now, as to the name-
Good God. Why couldn't they announce the gender (because I know it burns Bristol's lying butt; she wanted a girl she could actually claim in public) and leave the name unknown to the public?
Although "beretta" is no worse than hockey equipment (Tripp Easton Mitchell) or the place you used to boink your future hus-pimp (Track) but he had to know people were going to ridicule the name choice. I'm sure they will call her a cute nickname (Breezie, Bertie, etc) but the "named after a gun" bit- I can hear Bill Maher now: "who knew the gun Sarah Palin pointed at him as he said he'd marry her knocked up daughter made THAT MUCH of an impression!"
And so on and so forth.
Gryphen- if Levi doesn't make his voice heard regarding these "revelations", will you take the hit for national security and nullify Sarah once and for all by bringing them to light? (assuming these revelations concern babygate- which, please God, let them!)
Dude, Willow didn't get expelled. Don't insert drama into someone's life when they don't seek the spotlight currently and are living pretty respectfully.
DeleteTripp is a famous hockey player right? I believe so. And Sarah and Todd totally used to get down on the track.
Delete"Dude", Kristy- Willow DID get expelled.
DeleteLet me run that through Patullo Rosetta Stone for you-
"Willow didn't get expelled! She just stopped attending high school pre hair school and post truancy, graffiti, cursing, and back talking the teachers. They may have asked her to leave but she DECIDED to leave FIRST! Oh you are so mature. Hate much? Bias much? Much much?"
Willow got expelled. Track dropped out. Bristol's "diploma" was bought and paid for. Sarah NEVER graduated from college. Piper missed so much school during her mother's traipsing around- she is still behind her peer group.
Face it, Kristy. The Palins value education as much as YOU value your family. In other words- not at ALL.
Nyah....OUCH! LOL!!!
DeleteOh Krusty...why do you even bother!
Sorry enough. Sunny is no more of a looker than Bristol is and they are all irresponsible trailer trash (oh we forgot the birth control pills when we went to the cabin). Let's do something other than glorify these rednecks whose main claim to fame seems to be birthing babies while being woefully uneducated.
ReplyDeleteLet's not judge any names. THe naming process is personal.
ReplyDeleteThe process is personal, but the outcome is very public. We can say we don't like these ridiculous, trendy names if we want. If you don't want people to criticize your choice, don't give your child a name of a weather phenomena or weapon manufacturer or any inanimate product that the Palins favor. Would that be so difficult?
DeleteLooks like Levi gave up on the beefy girls and picked a petite one this time.
ReplyDeleteLevi must of gotten tired of Bristol sweating up a storm when she was riding him.
Barstool has reportedly taken to her "blog" to impugn the name as "the name Levi and I picked for our next baby if it was a girl" Harumph! wink!
ReplyDelete"We were out at the cabin for like, four days, and forgot the birth control," she said.
ReplyDeleteWTF? LEVI! THAT WAS OUR SPECIAL PLACE!
-BP
LOL. No, their place was in Levi's mom's house, as she couldn't care less about teenage copulation.
DeleteI suggest you all stop mocking an unborn baby's name, as she is going to be fighting a long battle with young parents. I also suggest you stop related an innocent child to prostitution, as he has nothing to do with it.
ReplyDeleteWill Levi get 'Breeze' tattooed on the other side of his arm in a ugly font?Or a picture of a breeze
ReplyDeleteCool! I actually think the naming after a gun is a message, in the Palin's face, about Tri-G. Trigger. Gun.
ReplyDeleteYou stole my other kid, you ain't getting this one lol!
What does trig have to do with guns? But who knows what his great uncle was named after when they named him Trig decades ago.
DeleteI vaguely remember Palin saying something (at a gun convention maybe) that Trig's name did have to do with guns and that her father was delighted with the name. They really can't keep any of their lies sorted can they?
DeleteRight. Anyone who buys the "Great Uncle Trigg Myth" really needs to step away from the Kool Aid.
DeleteBreeze Beretta... WTF! Was Skidoo Glock or Polaris Uzi already taken?
ReplyDeleteOk, so- I will start the pool!
ReplyDeleteIn regard to the event "when will Bristol mouth-poop something about how INTERESTING and UNIQUE baby names are just FIIIINE but flat out WEIRD baby names? That is just crazy"
I place my bet on: May 2, before 12pm
The winner of the pool will have $50 donated by me to the special Olympics, in your name. Runner up gets $50 donated in TRIG's name. So really, everyone wins!
If I win...I'll donate with the notation "donation made in honor of Trig Palin and in soppy of The Imoral Minority". That will be fun to see in their "thank you" logs!
Whomever wins, I will post the donation receipt here so everyone can see it.
If NOBODY wins because Bristol reads here and won't give us the satisfaction of saying anything about it (come to think of it, that's everyone winning, too!) I will pick my two favorite comments on this post and donate in the commenter's preferred name.
NyahMay 1, 2012 05:51 PM
DeleteOk, so- I will start the pool!
In regard to the event "when will Bristol mouth-poop something about how INTERESTING and UNIQUE baby names are just FIIIINE but flat out WEIRD baby names? That is just crazy"
I place my bet on: May 2, before 12pm
Hmmm...Nyah...love the way you think! LOL!! I'm going with tomorrow...Wednesday...early...I would say by 6 am...that gives Nancy enough time to work feverishly through the night with some input from Baldy herself...because we all know Beefy will only come up with cuss words and slurs! LOL!!!
GinaM's bet....May 2nd by 6am.
and as a tribute to Beefy...I will cross my legs for luck! LOL!!
Okay, I'll play...
DeleteI say May 2, by 4:00pm.
Even if I win, donate the money in Trig's name.
I'll play May 4th by 12 noon.
DeleteLittle Rabbit
So they forgot the birth control for four days. Bristol forgot to take her pills for a day or two. I don't think that's exactly how the female reproductive system works. The pills are artificial hormones which block the formation of the egg while keeping the woman's monthly cycle operating normally. In order to conceive, the gal usually has to go off of the birth control pills and go through a normal cycle before trying to conceive. Otherwise, there can be problems.
ReplyDeleteGoing off the pills for a couple of days will not result in sending a mature egg out there to be fertilized. It takes 14 days for the egg to be nourished by normal hormones and reach the point where is can be fertilized.
Maybe the birth control that they "forgot" was Levi's responsibility, not anything under the control of either Sunny or Bristol. In that case, ladies, you were dumber than a rock to trust Levi to remember anything. Take charge of your own reproductive health and don't trust anyone else.
When Tyra Banks interviewed Levi, she asked him if he used protection Every time. Levi said yes. Levi! Really? Every time? He admitted to forgetting to use birth control at least once. That makes Bristol's pill story sound all wrong, and I'm sorry to say, Sunny can't be that much better at remembering to take her pills-- if she had any.
As for Bristol's revised warning speech, it should be this: Girls, never never never trust the guy. Get on the pill. Find out how to use a diaphragm. Learn about spermicidal gels. Educate yourself because "just say no" doesn't work. Learn how your body works and stop making dumb mistakes. And never trust Levi to bring birth control protection.
Oh, and about that advice, if you are trying to get pregnant with the hopes of catching that guy, getting even with your folks or any other immature reason-- that's not a good thing for you and the kid. Having a baby to have a prop or a little star for a TV show is also not a good idea. Again, it's no good for the kid.
She said "forgot the birth control", not bc pills. Could mean condoms etc. But hey kids, when you forget, listen to Bristol - abstain, by just enjoying a nice bj.
DeleteHere is a video of comedian Lisa Lampanelli savaging Sarah Palin-she is on Donald Trumps show right now on the Apprentice-Where is the outrage?Where is Greta boycotting the show? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYZSnMdn1LU
ReplyDeleteGoogled "my name is breeze" and got 38,800 results. Guess it's not so weird after all. (well a few of them are pets). Anyway, Breeze goes with Sunny. At least their not naming the baby Sunshine Rainbow like my sister did!!
ReplyDeleteI hope Levi gets rich and famous just because it'll piss off Bristol and Sarah. I'll betcha Bristol hates it, just HATES it that Levi & Sunny are having a baby girl - something she doesn't have. Watch her get married & pregnant trying to have a girl. Ooops I meant pregnant, THEN married.
Our neighbor's daughter's name is Maryjane Butterfly.
DeleteMy roommate's neighbor was Cookie Cutter. No kidding.
DeleteMy neighbor's name is BG. Her parents didn't have a name when she was born and they called her by the hospital given name, Baby Girl. They left the hospital without naming her and never changed it. She grew up with her family calling her Baby Girl and BG when she started school. True story.
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@Anonymous 06:21 PM,
DeleteThat's a good one. I like it.
LOL! I know a Rainbow Sunshine!
DeleteNaturally what happened with their reproductive equipment is looming large in their minds right now, but hopefully with maturity they'll learn that normal people really do NOT care!!!!
ReplyDeleteThen you must be one of the abnormal ones.
DeleteFucking morons. They should be very happy in their double-wide.
ReplyDeleteIs he even TRYING to find a job? It isn't hard to get a GED and take the tests one needs for slope work. 18 year olds do it.
DeleteJealous much, they don't have Todd's 'BUDDIES' to use stolen HOCKEY RINK MATERIALS paid for by the City of Wasilla to build them a home. Maybe Todd Palin can teach Levi the PIMPIN' business.
DeleteIs this going to make Bristol want another pregnancy? She has such an unusual pathology.
ReplyDeleteOh sigh, well, I hope little Breeze will blow the morons down. I’m guessing this lifestyle has been going on long enough that it’s sustainable? What about all the meth and other drugs? Is that lifestyle sustainable? Should Alaska be invaded by feds?
ReplyDeleteKids, kids, kids ... "Breeze Beretta" ?????????
ReplyDeleteSounds like a .45 caliber room freshener !!!
Sweet fluffy Jesus, what the hell kind of name is that? This kid is as big an idiot as that first girl he knocked up.
ReplyDeleteWhy do these people set themselves up for such extreme ridicule...???
ReplyDeleteI finally got on Bristol's blog and she is practically begging people to believe her mother was not responsible for McCains loss and saying everyone is wrong that she was not a good vp choice. Where is Sarah? Why isn't she defending herself?
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that Baby Girl Breeze will be one cutie pie baby with those 2 good looking parents. Thank goodness she won't inherit a non chin.
ReplyDeleteNot to be outdone, Bristol will name her next attention getter Summer Eve, and she'll be nicknamed Douche.
ReplyDeleteAnonymousMay 1, 2012 07:11 PM
DeleteROTFLMAO X 100!
"Douche Bag Palin" has a nice ring to it! LOL!!!
Bristol and Gino's second will be Beefaroni....
DeleteWhy not 'Beretta Bullet'?? 'Beretta Bullet Breeze'?
ReplyDelete'Kalishnikov Karin'?
What's WRONG with you people in Alaska??!!!???
omg, naming a kid after a fucking gun. it doesn't get any more redneck and stupid than that. why not just call it like it is and name her Killer, Bringer of Death, Taker of Life, etc.. glad to see they've got such high aspirations for their daughter, they're cursing her before she's even born.
ReplyDeletei feel like levi should refrain from saying some things like he's in love with this girl, and insinuating he was never in love with bristol, that's just sad for his son to have to read someday
ReplyDeleteBreeze is a dangerous name for Levi's kid. It really does sound too much like Bris.....
ReplyDeletePersonally, I like it. And we should support these two as they have a long road ahead. A normal couple has a hard time working, with school, raising a child....
ReplyDeleteBut this is Levi Johnston...
And he is forever and for true connected to Sarah Palin.
and Sunny, trust me, is in Sarah and Beefy's crosshairs.
So, with so much on them already, let's not tear apart their unborn's name. This poor child will be the half-sister of Tripp, and therefor this poor innocent baby will be connected to Sarah Palin..and regardless of name...NO ONE DESERVES THAT!!!
Bless this couple...they have my support 110%.
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