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| "Yeah, they can make me endorse his Mormon ass, but they can't make me enjoy it!" |
Usually major political endorsements are given at some kind big campaign event, preferably with the entire lamestream media watching and lots of hand-shaking going on, but Rick Santorum opted for something a bit more low-key this evening when giving his much-anticipated endorsement of Mittens Romney. He issued a statement on his website which was released at the lively news hour of 11pm on a Monday.
You can read the entire post here.
In it Santorum desperately tries to find a few basic things he has in common with Romney.
"Well you know we are both guys. I hate Obama, he hates Obama. I am relatively sure we are both carbon based live forms. And Ron Paul scares the crap out of both of us!"
It essentially takes Santorum the entire post, after many paragraphs of hemming and hawing, to finally kind of almost, endorse Mittens, But even then he cannot help but send a message to his supporters that he has a few more tricks up his sleeves.
P.S. As promised, very soon we will be making another big announcement, and I will be asking you to once again join forces with me to keep up the fight, together. Stay tuned.
Personally I think Romney should trust Santorum just about as much as Julius Caesar should have trusted Brutus. "Et tu, Santorum?"
Yeah, where's the CONVICTION dude? Bachmann's got em.
ReplyDeleteIt's like you are voting "present."
It's like you are dialing it in.
It's like your licking Sarah Palin's boney-man-hands claw and testing the wind.
Never mind. We saw how you really feel about Mitt in all your speeches. We won't forget.
Santorum would be just as bad a President of the U.S. as Romney, but in a different way!
ReplyDeleteBoth would scare the hell out of me if either of them held the office! Santorum would take us back eons - shove religion down our throats, etc.
Romney is nothing more than a typical Morman male that is taught to lie! He has been caught with his lies time and time again! He amazes me how he stands there and does it with that stone face and zero personality!
Thank God we have President Obama who is doing a hell of a job in spite of the obtstruction he has experienced. He has a kind spirit, is a hard worker, always steady, Europeans love him (I have friends in different countries) even though the media says differently, etc.
Vote for President Obama in November folks in order for him to complete his work. And, then hopefully, Hillary will run in 2016 and continue.
Vote the Repubs out of the U.S. Congress too - Boehner and Cantor especially!
The entire slew of Repubs who were vying for the top ticket are so pathetically and totally ill-equipped to even think about running for President of the United States. The Republican Party is a very sad joke. They are divisive and ugly in their stupid "vote no" if President Obama is for it. They are devoid of any decency and honor and have no regard for the truth. Liars and thieves with no remorse.
ReplyDeleteThe hell with froth, whats the new announcement? (bated breath, holding my breath)
ReplyDelete1) His wife is pregnant again.
Delete2) The hospital bill for Bella's two recent hospitalizations was just received in the mail.
3) A new line of cashmere (made in China) sweater vests are now available.
4) He's traveling to Rome to meet with the Pope.
5) He and Newt Gingrich are writing a book together.
...and he's asking for donations/orders/travel money...
+1
DeleteI think that Rick Santorum really, really, really thought that God chose him to be president so he's having a hard time reconciling his loss.
ReplyDeleteHe really can't stand Romney and he's struggling to 'get it up' in the name of politics.
O/T No tweet for Mourdock's Indiana primary race today?
ReplyDeleteOh where, oh where has our Sarah gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
With her skirt cut short and her wig cut long.
Oh where, oh where can she be?
April 28 Extraordinary Women Speech
April 27 Most recent tweet/Facebook post "Mourdock For Indiana"
April 19 On the Record with Greta
April 13 Paying at the Pump with Bolling
April 12 Hannity appearance
"I will be asking you to once again join forces with me to keep up the fight, together."
ReplyDelete... giant effort to eliminate the definition of the word "santorum" from the world wide web... obviously the only reason Rick Santorum could not triumph in the primaries.
Rick Santorum: " Hey Mitt, how many cars do you own?"
ReplyDeleteMitt: " Well, I guess enough so I need an elevator in one of my main garages to handle the traffic"
Rick: "What a snob"
Thanks for the laugh!
DeleteRpmney could use a good surge of Santorum, it might loosen him up a bit, just saying!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, The seething jealousy of Rick Santorum in that letter is amazing. He buries the "limp fish handshake" in the thirteeth paragraph. I don't even think Sarah Palin could come up with something close to this!
They eat their own, all the time. And Romney deserves the honor.
I read the whole announcement and I didn't see a clear endorsement anywhere. Am I missing something?
ReplyDeleteRick Santorum Creates a New Life - must see this strange yet thought provoking animation.
ReplyDeleteTargets major social issues.
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