“Y’all have no idea how hard I worked. I had to lose 60 pounds. They had me on that treadmill. I ate lettuce!”
Beyonce gave birth in early January, after rumors started to swirl that she was not actually pregnant.
After the arrival of the baby, named Blue Ivy Carter, interest in the possible faked pregnancy began to wane. But now with Beyonce making such unbelievable claims of this incredible weight loss tongues are once again wagging:
People only just started letting this “fake Beyonce pregnancy” thing go. And then girlfriend had to open her mouth about this half-a-person weight-loss garbage. Maybe girl should keep her damn mouth shut and let sleeping dogs lie, you know?
Now for the record THIS is what Beyonce looked like weeks before she gave birth.
THAT is sixty pounds of baby weight? On what planet?
And this is what she looks like now.
Hmm now where have I seen that kind of bizarre weight gain during a pregnancy before?
Oh yeah, that's right!
And speaking of rapid loss of baby fat, here is Palin only five months after Trig's "birth."
Palin in September. Five months after supposedly giving birth. |
I call bullshit on Beyonce . This is what a sixty pound pregnancy weight gain looks like, courtesy of Jessica Simpson:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/03/31/jessica-simpson-pregnancy-quotes/#693933-25-033012_jessica_simpson_600
Also, Beyone claims to be breastfeeding, and you can't eat just lettuce and successfully produce breast milk.
Yep, I looked a lot like J Simps with my pregnancies, and look how plump and healthy her baby is compared to Ivy Blue who was much smaller than Max (right name?) Anyway, I call bs on Beyonce too. But why lie about it? Just be honest and say I didn't want pregnancy to ruin my body which makes me lots of money. It's not like it would've hurt her brand, right? Oh, who am I kidding? It totally would've hurt her not to lie.
DeleteI agree, it was all fake. I believe the real baby-mama is hubby's ex-girlfriend, Blu Cantrell. Who names their baby after their husband's ex-girlfriend? Not unless there's a good reason. Google Blu Cantrell + Jay Z .
DeleteThe name "Trig" is code for Tri-G, a medical term for Down Syndrome.
DeleteLikewise, the name "Ivy" is code for I-V, a medical term for In-Vitro fertilizaton.
She didn't want to deal with the "backlash" and questions of people wondering WHY she wouldn't want or could not, carry her own baby.
DeleteMaybe it's a physical malady (highly doubtful),
or she is selfish and knew she could NEVER "be" Beyonce as a preggo. Her ENTIRE rep is based on SEXAY.
Take a rewind to the horrible stuff said about Jessica Simpson. She'll look fine in a few months (I would normally say "years", but she has a Weight Watchers deal so she will either staple her stomach, or work out like her "Daisy Duke" days.)
So, Beyonce was able to Tour, to perform, to CELEBRATE and do EVERYTHING you CAN'T DO when you are pregnant.
[Someone also made the EXCELLENT point about the maternity line of clothing coming from B;s mom. Nice. Timing.
Also, Jay Z has been rumored to have kidz on the side for years. Maybe this is another? Or B just didn't want to even THINK about getting preggo when her man is lookin' to creep!]
It. is .EXHAUSTING!! being pregnant. No matter how "fit" you are, your baby will take what it needs WHEN it needs it.
Sarah also wanted to appear "sexual", "vibrant" and young.
FAIL, beyotch!
FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!1:15 PM
Delete"Take a rewind to the horrible stuff said about Jessica Simpson."
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YES! Did you hear the baby elephant jokes made about Mariah Carey when she was pregnant with her twins?
Mariah was completely unrecognizable. Beyonce probably saw those pictures of Mariah and said to her publicist...."Oh hell to the naw...ain't happen... where's my sister!" LOL!!
HaHA!
DeleteThey call Solange "Basement Baby" over on Dlisted, cuz they only "let" her out of the basement when Bey needs something done!
Basement Baby!
hahaha!
I still say that the birth of Suri Cruise has many unanswered questions surrounding it. Tom Cruise is not her father, so they had to prolong the pregnancy for over three months. Money can work wonders. Suri was "born" in a hospital in LA yet no one can verify the birth. Rumor is that Suri was born four months earlier and Katie Holmes continued to wear a pregnancy belly until the "official birth." Early pictures of Suri show her wrapped up in Cruise's coat where the obvious signs of baby's real age were hidden. Just saw her cute little face.
ReplyDeleteYou can even go to the Way-Back Machine and find fake pregnancies or covered-up pregnancies all through history.
Beyoncé closed down an entire wing of a hospital to have her baby. Why else would someone do that? Cripes. Heads of state don't even do that when their children are born. Increased security. Of course, but not the over-the-top scenario that surrounded Ivy Blue's birth.
That short video tells the whole story. Cheap fake pregnancy bellies reveal the truth.
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!! Suri has 2 parents. Kidman's kids have parents, stepparents, half parents. Beyonces baby has parents. WHO THE HELL CARES HOW THEIR CHILDREN CAME INTO THE WORLD. If they want to live a public lie, that's on them and doesn't concern us. When I wake up in the morning, if the first thing I think of is "man Beyonce's personal decisions are really ruining my life," my life is already over.
DeleteYou people are sad minions of an even sadder blog site.
6:32..WHY ARE YOU HERE THEN??? Seems you wake up and worry about what's posted here!
DeleteI care if someone in the public eye pretends to be pregnant when they are not. In Palin's case, she faked that pregnancy and birth for political gain. That's lying in my book. In Beyonce's case, she faked that pregnancy and now is showing how svelte and in shape she is. How she ate lettuce to get that way again. That's lying in my book. Beyonce is a sex symbol, and many women (and men) idolize her. She sets unrealistic expectations about pregnancy and losing the weight after. That's lying. I don't like liars.
DeleteIt's sick to pretend about how a baby comes into this world & to pretend when it's birthday is.
DeleteAnonymous 6:32 AM
DeleteI agree if you don't care, why bother. For people that do care it is not only about an individual person or family. When anyone lives a lie there is usually something more to it. In some cases it could be insidious or criminal. The fact that so many people are suspects is a social spectacle, that alone needs attention. It is healthy to be curious and want answers. Famous stars (the Palins have name recognition, too) are what we see and can discuss.
I saw a different situation, when a private family had two children. They looked like a happy normal family. By all appearances you would think those babies were safe and well cared for. Nothing to look at there. Both babies end up dead at about the same age. First it was said to be sudden infant death syndrome. It turned out to be murder. The father collected insurance. You could not find a more attentive; doting father. Who would have said he was just fattenting up little piglets for slaughter? The point is just because something is private or looks ideal and lovely doesn't mean it is without treachery.
With fame the public can see if strange things are going on. That is a sign to look further at something. Hoaxing a pregnancy is one of the strangest and I say a big red flag. Stranger yet if you know you are in the public eye and you will dress in awkward costumes and lie to others, that is extremely unbalanced.
Wealthy people don't usually need money from a faked pregnancy. If there is no child, there is no child to harm. If a child comes on to the scene who would know all the lies that are hidden? Life can be harmful or deadly to a child with psychologically damaged parents. For the public, just because a person has a talent and can sell a lifestyle and persona, that does not give them a pass to deceive. If they want or need privacy, why not retire and live the lies? I am glad their public and fans want to know what is going on and are willing to talk about it and ask questions.
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DeletePeople who do that do not respect or love that child (an object to them). Regardless of the reason they have to fake.
I think they used Tom's sperm; I think Suri looks "just" like him. Katie, not so much, but she obviously adores that kid so maybe it's hers?
DeleteMixed up in a petrie dish somewhere with some Katie and some Tom and placed in a VERY. WELL. PAID. Scientologist?
Now...dead!
Dun dun DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a funny clip, too, where Katie Couric is interviewing her and puts her hand out to touch the belly and Beyonce cringes and pulls back....there was a whole discussion on the blog I found it posted on as to whether that proves anything or not...I tend to think it does prove she had an abnormal reason not to have Katie touch her belly; that Katie would not have found a hard pregnant belly, but a soft, squishy, collapsible belly.
ReplyDeleteKinda like the Sarah one.
Geeze! Why does Katie have it out for Sarah and Beyonce? ;)
DeleteIt's around the 1:02 mark on this link
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6T9SB6yESM
Later in the interview, she mentions being "careful" with the food "Cravings"
bwahaaaaahhaaa! 60 lbs is "Careful?"
Keep eating like a rabbit and doing that treadmill, Tight abs!!!
Mom of 3 here, I gained 40-45 pounds with each birth. I was big as a house each time, far bigger than Beyonce as shown in the pic. I would say she has at most a 25 pound belly there, if it is real. Based on the folding belly as shown in the pictures, it probably is not real. I don't get it though, why would she fake it?
ReplyDeleteShe did not fake a pregnancy. She was pregnant, as witnessed by a fashion designer who was fitting her for a gown, who say her unclothed.
DeleteYou people are sick. Why this obsession over a celebrity pregnancy. My suggestion to all of you GET OVER IT. The woman gave birth.
DeleteThe Bey Stans have....ARRIVED! Gird your Uterus'! LOL!!!
DeleteYou know, Anon5:53, when I read things like this, I automatically think of a diehard IM supporter posing as a devil advocate in order to start a fight. That happens regularly here I guarantee it.
DeleteAnd I"m not even talking about frauds like WendyWaitress/Mediainsider/whateverotheraliasthismorontakeson
This site proves everyday people are malicious and bored with their own lives. Jealous destroys a person. You all need lessons on how to be happy from BSMP
That's no 60 pounds of weight, look how Beyonce is LEANING FORWARD. That is a faceplant for a late pregnancy woman carrying a real baby. Walk with head back. Stand with head back. Worry about falling forward.
DeleteWhat 40 to 60 pounds looks like is that picture of Sarah on the deck. She's got that sway back counter ballast thing going on.
http://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/palin-pregnant.jpg
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DeleteWhat are you saying? Beyonce only deflated a ballon that she was wearing when playing pregnant? Cool role model. If people are so sad that they are alright with being lied to and having their kids lied to, it is no wonder the world is such a mess. Anyone with character and self worth will not settle for being hoaxed. The public needs to be warned about these frauds.
BSMP couldn't teach my toddler how to wipe her ass.
DeleteI bet she didn't even teach hers...
However many there are!
Fuckoffthankyouverymuch!
Gryphen! What the Funk are you doing MAN! The Bey stans are worse than Krusty X 100!
ReplyDeleteYou better hope that Bey's Stans don't know about this part of the internet or be prepared for some crazy comments likely to rival Krusty on a GOOD day!
In the meantime...Beyonce is KNOWN for her fakeness so why wouldn't she lie about having a baby and gaining and losing 60 lbs..to her it's just....BUSINESS!
Gina, this makes no sense.
DeleteAnonymous6:35 AM
DeleteGina, this makes no sense.
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And neither does your comment...so we're even! Welcome Bey Stan! LOL!!
T.I.L.
DeleteBey Stan = Beyonce stalker/fan
Also, too, T.I.L. Beyonce's booty is flat as a pancake. google it.
Makes sense to me. You must be a stupid troll 6:35AM. Find your dog yet?
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Deletenah, too busy scarfing down those FRIED FRIED FRIES at Applebee's, you betcha!
Like, the WHOLE family goes, cuz they are like, TOTALLY close!
Even Britta brings her folks,
because she's living with them now,
right, Sarah?
Haven't seen any of Willow's LATEST and GREATEST HAIRY Masterpieces,
you SHY, sweetie?
About time.
Oh, is it cuz you're as big as a fucking house and ready to pop out your FIRST BASTARD CHILD! That is a right of passage of Every Heath/Palin woman.
Congratulations on not fucking up the line of fuckery.
Dumbass.
Oh, ANDY! Time to change a diaper!!
WHere o where IS he??
With GINO, perhaps?
;)
AKA - ELSEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha!
dumb. Bitches.
just. like. Mommy.
Hope you meet a guy,
just. like. Daddy.
You. Deserve. It.
The pebots and bey bots are a riot! They're busy reading every single word, the composing nonsense about posters not having a life.
DeleteDid anyone see Sarah with no clothes (other than Shailey Tripp) before she give birth, also, too?
I know many of the people who dismiss Beyonce's pregnancy as run of the mill point toward the video of her in a bikini when she was only a few months along. However, ANY one of us could attain that stage of "pregnancy" at this very moment- simply slouch, and push your stomach out. Voila! 3 month "baby bump".
ReplyDeleteThe reason the bikini photos hold no water for me (pun fully intended) is that after those staged photos were captured, Bey goes to a yacht and thinks all the paparazzi is gone. There she is in the same nude colored ruffled bikini- with ZERO discernible bump. I believe it's "media take out" which has these photos but I could be wrong.
And just a few weeks ago, the black online community lit up like wildfire because someone pointed out a video on Beyonce's Tumbler which was taken when she would have been at most 10-12 weeks pregnant. She points to a tree and coyly says "I think this is a BLUE...IVY tree. And that is SO appropriate".
It would have been highly unlikely if not impossible to know the gender at that point unless there was an amniocentesis. But considering the risk of miscarriage associated with such a procedure, I don't think a young woman like Beyonce would have had one.
I live in Houston and the barbershop I get my weave done at is ALWAYS full of chatter about how it was actually Solange's baby, that the family didn't want her to have yet another out of wedlock pregnancy, and that the pregnancy coincided with Beyonce's extreme frustration about not being able to sustain a pregnancy.
It's all just neighborhood gossip of course but I do see how it could have happened like that.
I'm embarrassed to admit I have considered the "baby" Beyonce totes around with its head ALWAYS covered but never its feet is one of those dolls. No matter where Beyonce is or when the photo is taken, the baby's feet are always in the same position. One foot turned inward and the other pointed on an angle. I seriously can't find ONE photo where the baby's bare feet are shown in a different position.
Nyah...I hear you about the gossip in the hair shops. My sister lives in Houston and Beyonce's mother used to own her own beauty salon where my sister got her hair done... and she remembers when Destiny Child (the original girls) use to perform there!
DeleteThe gossip back then was about the Dad's side pieces that he had...and the children he was having with these women...including Kelly!!
Anyway...I kind of believe you on the Solange thing...because that baby looks exactly like Beyonce AND Solange!
What has Solange been doing the last year or so? I know she had a kid a long time ago and then launched some sort of music career, but I haven't seen her since she was on a Yo Gabba Gabba rerun on Nick Jr. Has she been in hiding? I haven't even considered her as a possible surrogate.
DeleteJust to chime in here about weight gain/loss during pregnancy...I gained a TON of weight with each of my 3 pregnancies. If you gain 60 pounds, you are HUGE. Think Jessica Simpson. What I can't get my mind around is why would she fake a pregnancy?
I'm gonna say it.
DeleteJay-Z is one of the UGLIEST MEN i have EVER seen.
...but those Billions do turn a girl's head, don't they?!
:)
FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!1:26 PM
DeleteI'm gonna say it.
Jay-Z is one of the UGLIEST MEN i have EVER seen.
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*SNORT*
Which is why he's called the "Camel" after Joe Camel from the cigarette ads! HeHe!
I was back to my normal size in two weeks after giving birth, in all four of my pregnancies.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce baby is 5 months old, what is odd about her losing her pregnancy weigh.
Please, leave this alone The woman WAS pregnant.
Maybe Beyonce was, but Sarah Palin hasn't been pregnant since Piper.
DeleteLOL!!! Gotta love those Bey Stans! Defend Bey at all COST! LOL!
DeleteWell, technically, we don't know that Sarah hasn't been pregnant since Piper. But that has nothing to do with Trig anyway. He is a beloved baby who was sent to live with his loving family.
DeleteNothing to do with Trig? She claims she carried him in her womb. To me, that's "something to do with" Trig. Why is Trig not beloved by Sarah if he's really her son? What loving family? Not the Palins, that's for sure.
Delete6:30..he was sent??? UPS or Post Office?? And he's not a baby anymore in case you haven't noticed. How many other babies were SENT to the Palin's??
DeleteWho knew that Krusty the Klown was a Bey Stan!
DeleteSo what's your favorite Beyonce song Krusty? Let me guess...
"Crazy in Love"
LOL!!!
Beyonce stans are almost as bad as the peebots! GinaM, I don't know which Beyonce songs Kristy Patullo likes, but the lovely lady in your avatar pic is all about "Bootylicious." Baby, can you handle this? **RAM swings hips**
DeleteBeyonce is not a drama queen like Sarah, she didn't lied about her pregnancy while running for office. She is a entertainer, not a leader, all she do is sing and dance. I don't care if she fake her pregnancy or not, she have the right for privacy. Many women who can't carry a baby a full term, seek alternative and keep it private. It is something that most women don't want to share. I believe she was pregnant and did gain a little in her face and hip... She didn't lose 60 lbs, but she did lose some weight, may be 10 -15 lbs.
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So you're saying we DIDN'T see pictures of her with her precious PRIVATE baby on a BLOG they created FOR. THE. BABY?!
You're insane.
PRIVACY would make those two wither up and die!
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I was back to my normal size in two weeks after giving birth, in all four of my pregnancies
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No. You weren't. You're a sick fucking liar.
Hope it gets you off, weirdo.
I was back to my normal size in two weeks after giving birth, in all four of my pregnancies.
DeleteMom of three here, not buying it.
I will give you guys a hint.
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman, regarding both her pregnancies/children with Keith Urban. FAKES!
Nicole claimed she gave birth to the first child. But that is rumored to be not true.
And where do you think she got the idea?
DeleteWhen she was MARRIED TO TOM CRUISE!!!!
yup.
I gained 60 lbs with my one and only child. I was 39 when I delivered. I nursed her for a LONG time and I can tell you I DID NOT lose that 60 lbs by 5 months. No matter what I did. And to the poster that stated eating lettuce and exercising like a maniac while breastfeeding is bogus--DITTO. No way. There would be no breast milk. Nada, zip, zero. Not hard to figure that one out, it's not rocket science.
ReplyDeleteGod I am so sick of people who get away with s**t just because they think they are celebrities and can pull the wool over all of the little peoples' eyes. (Not that I'm bitter or anything.) I do get tired of ridiculous pregnancy stories, seeing as I'm a mom and I lived it and am still living it and there is just no way, NO WAY, these women can truly be mothers. Motherhood demands much more time and effort than what these women (namely Mrs. Palin and Beyonce, as that is who is being discussed in the comments) ever, EVER, seem to put into it.
And now, with all of that being said, I need to go take care of my 5 year old darling diva of a daughter, who just came out all dolled up in her new hiking boots, pink headlamp and a dress with pink flowers on it. Guess we're going camping???
Peace out all.
You daughter sounds adorable and you sound like a great mom.
DeleteLove it!
DeleteWe're celebrating "pooping in the potty" over here.
Glamorous, oh yes it is!
Wouldn't change a thing.
;)
I think it DOES matter a LOT. These people are put out so our girls feel "inadequate" for being normal and healthy people as they grow into womanhood, and later, motherhood.
DeleteI have three kids, two ladies 21, 18 and a gentleman who just turned 16. They were raised to believe their perfectly normal despite what the media pumps out 24/7. We're all health conscious, but not overly obsessed about it either.
6:34
You're a real woman and a great mom. Your daughter sounds wonderful, and has a great role model
# Fuck You McCain!!!!!, I remember that stage well. Oh how I miss those days.
Yes, it's so glamorous!!!
Wait till they start asking for the car keys!
It's sooner than you think! ;o)
A lot of women gain weight and breadth across the back around the waistline and upper hips. Lucky for Beyonce she 'apparently' kept her trimmer 'shape' back there according to the pic, from the side.
ReplyDeleteWish I had the constitution or metabolism of these gals cause 40 odd years later I'm still trying to shed the 'baby' weight.
I wish you'd cut yourself some slack.
DeleteStomach stapling, personal trainers, live-in chefs and good old fashioned SPEED get a LOT of these women back in their "pre-baby" shape because they have MILLIONS riding on it.
That's probably a big part of B's reasoning: the FEAR that she would NEVER LOOK like "BEYONCE" again.
Terrifying.
Unacceptable.
Fake pregnancies are of interest, especially since it appears so many people are doing it. That may be due to the internet and advanced communications. We don't hear about today's non-famous fakes. The reasons causing this unexplained phenomenon are important. It takes a certain psychological and mental state to carry off such a hoax. Definently people like that need to be studied. What happens to any children that show up in the lives of women that can exhibit such eloborate charades? It is a very complex subject. Very complex and very important.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to make a blanket statement about pregnancies and weight gain. With my first child, I was very fortunate that I lost all my baby weight within a couple weeks of giving birth. I even posed in a bikini...looked damn good if I may say so. However, I only gained 30 pounds and my son was 5 weeks premature and I was 24. With the Second baby, I was thin and in shape when I got pregnant, gained the same amount - 30 pounds. Boy was my after shape different! It took me 4 months and a bought of nasty flu to lose that weight. I wasn't posing in any bikini that time. It can be done, and it isn't unusual to look good in CLOTHES 5 months after giving birth. I'm highly suspicious of the Beyonce pregnancy. I don't think Sarah was pregnant with Trig, either. Too many weird things going on with Sarah BESIDES the lack of a belly. Nope, I don't believe Sarah ever birthed Trig.
ReplyDeleteThis is the first I'm hearing of Beyonce's faked pregnancy (yes, I clearly listen to NPR too much). Why, Beyonce, why? In this world where there are children growing up without parents, there are children who need homes----WHY? Oh, you wanted an infant, you say? You wanted your child to be genetically related to you? Did you go the whole sci-fi route and have your surrogate carry your egg fertilized by Jay-Z's sperm? So that your million-dollar-earning body did not have to suffer the rigors of pregnancy? WHY??? Is earning the almighty dollar that important to you?
ReplyDeleteJust read the comments above...the Solange theory works for me.
ReplyDeleteSo, I don't believe that either Sarah Palin or Beyonce gave birth, but I do have to say that after the birth of my last baby at my 6 week check-up, I had lost about 50 pounds. I was also breastfeeding like a maniac (he was born a big baby with a healthy appetite!) and sweating constantly like a dog. So while I don't believe them, it is possible to lose that much weight in a short amount of time, if you had actually gained it to begin with. And I doubt either of these ladies gained any weight because they were never pregnant to begin with.
ReplyDeleteWomen gain various amounts of weight during pregnancy and lose it at various rates as well. I have seen women who literally are back in their regular clothes within the week and others that cannot lose all the weight to save their life. Everyone is different.I think she actually could lose 60 pounds in 5 months, but I agree with Gruph that she doesn't look like there was 60 pounds to lose and that she was not pregnant.
ReplyDeleteTo those that ask about why this matters: if families cover up for unplanned pregnancies and that is the end of it, I agree its their business.
But in Sarah's case, she is using Trig as a prop and basing her fake political persona on the bogus tale of her "moral courage" and such to have a child with DS.
In Beyonce's case, this is a cheap business move. They had the name picked out, immediately copyrighted it and no doubt will have a line of maternity/baby items. If someone adopts or uses a surrogate, it will not be perceived as quite as "legitimate" to be pushing maternity clothes when one never really had the experience of being pregnant. Not to mention the celebrity vanity factor. This is a fraud. The other issue is the pressure it puts on other women to somehow measure up and that they are "less than" because they were weak and couldn't get the weight off like Beyonce.
Those are some "shrinky dinky" uteruses (uterii)
Deletethem there ladies have.
Back in their clothes in ONE. Week. mind you.
I would DEFINITELY say that "those" women are the EXCEPTION to the RULE of pregnancy and the female body,
so saying that there "ARE" some women who have experienced it? Well, that makes them really very unusual.
"SOME" people have eleven toes. Does that make it less ABNORMAL?
Considering pregnancy almost "destroys" your body, your energy level, and even your sex life for a bit, it is NOT something a PERFORMER like Beyonce,
who DEPENDS on her looks (yes, she has talent, but it's the sexy that brings the men to the show),
who has a CLOTHING line (she has regular and maternity - guess who is going to model that stuff?)
can afford to lose.
Excellent job of jumping on the Beyonce story to revisit the Palin fake pregnancy story which is the important one.
ReplyDeleteFor future, I suggest dropping the 5-month-after-'delivery' photo which doesn't make sense to me. The April 13 photo shows a woman who didn't gain weight except to account for the baby, amniotic fluid, etc.. After delivery, she'd only need a few weeks for her uterus to shrink before looking like she did pre-pregnancy without the need to lose any weight. Of course, in Sarah's case, she just needed to leave the fake belly in the closet.
Oh please! I gained 67 1/2 lbs. when I was pregnant with my first son(and yes,I was HUGE by the time he was born).It took me a year-A FULL YEAR-to lose all the weight I had gained and get back to my normal size clothes.And you know what? My body was built different too. I actually had some hip curvature and some boobs to fill a bra. I am about the same height and size as Scarah-so women like us cannot hide being pregnant,nor can we hide weight gain-we don't have the height or body frame to do so. As for Beyonce? That baby belly looks like a bag of rice pudding that shifted.They were both pregnant,my ass.
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing videos and photos of childbirth, I think I'd fake it too!
ReplyDeleteAaaaaand....you've jumped the shark.
ReplyDelete(aaaaaaand... if you don't think $arah's the one who jumped the shark, then you've probably been ripped off all of your life by amateur grifters)
DeleteShe jumped the shark two years ago...you guys and the Paliban are the only ones left paying attention to her. There's no meat here anymore, she's done, finished, has been for a while now.
DeleteMe? I come here occasionally for the lulz....you guys are hilarious in your obsessive comments dissecting every move of a has-been and her pathetic family.
Keep it up! The entertainment value is priceless!
I haven't seen anyone mention this yet and wanted to put it out there-
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that Beyonce "got pregnant" JUST IN TIME to hawk her own label's expensive MATERNITY CLOTHES.
The thing about Beyonce is her publicity team is a machine. When rumors started to surface about her not really being pregnant (due to her having a huge 6 month belly at the MTV awards where she announced her pregnancy in spectacular dramatic fashion, pulling her coat aside during her live number and caressing her belly- but then only a teeny tiny bump two weeks later, along with multiple other size discrepancies) her team immediately secured a high visibility interview where Beyonce discussed how "indescribable" it was to be "the steward of new life".
Then after the "birth" when the rumors ramped up- boom, create a "Beyonce breast feeding in public" meme. The only problem is never happened. Yes, they took a baby carrier inside a cafe but due to their bodyguards closing off an entire area of the place nobody could see anything. Yet the headline "Beyonce breast feeds in public!" was EVERYWHERE.
No, Beyonce is not a bigot, nor is she stupid. But what she and Sarah do have in common is that they are both divas (though Beyonce is very talented) and thought a (feigned) pregnancy would enhance their image. I've seen the photos which DO NOT LIE: I don't think either woman was carrying a baby. Amazing that these rich and savvy women chose such awful fake baby bumps! Memo to them: when you bend from the waist you're not supposed to have during pregnancy, baby bump does not change shape and slip down your thighs! Get real, ladies.
ReplyDelete9:10 AM - they have to have some kind of mental illness or disorder to do what they do. Just because they can perform does not mean they are ok. This is one of the sickest things I have heard of in awhile. I had no idea it was so pervasive.
DeleteBristol Palin also performed with some kind of padding stuffed into her dress at her public debut for the Republican Party. If that is not a sick show I don't know what is. Plenty of people are duped but plenty also help with these frauds.
It is a lot of trouble to convincingly fake a pregnancy. You can get the shape with a good fake belly, but to get the posture and walk right you have to add the weight in the right places with the costume.
DeleteTo get the fatigue and pain right you need to wear the fake belly and weights for hours every day. Remember, there is a reason why pregnant women like to park near the door, and why they get dropped off at the door.
What happened to the program about women that did not know they were pregnant until they delivered a baby in the toilet? Next it will be the women who fake pregnancies. Can't wait to see those programs, what a hit that will be. Lifetime would be the perfect network.
DeleteBeyonce and Jay-Z are corporate, big business. In no way is it alright to hoodwink and bamboozle other human beings. If they act questionable it needs to be looked into. They should be exposed like any criminalthat goes afoul of the law or human decency. What is it with married couples or families today that think they can fake pregnancies? I have heard of mentally disturbed women that do it for various crazy and insane 'reasons'. I did not know it became a run away issue with the fabulously wealthy.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of sociological disturbance does our country have going on with this?
Why are some people screaming 'leave them alone' and the 'privacy' meme?
When anyone displays aberrant behaviors it is a call for attention, they need help for something they can't deal with. They are lost and don't know how to ask for help in a healthy manner. The enablers of nut cases are not too healthy for society either.
Thank you so much, Gryphen, for bringing this up.
Agree with the jumping the shark comment. When did this become Perez Hilton's site.
ReplyDeleteAbout the time Bristol's stupid fucking dog got 200+ comments.
DeleteOr Sarah's stupid fucking hair.
Seriously people.
Perez Hilton's site, the is where you are coming from.
DeleteIt is other things for others.
Wow! Is Perez discussing Bey and $arah's fake pregnancies?!?!?
DeleteLink! Link! Link!
Perez Hilton is talking about $arah's fake pregnancy?!?!?!?!?
DeleteI am amazed and can't wait for you to post a link, anon 10:19!
@10:44
DeleteWtf are you babbling about?
10:19 AM is coming from a Perez Hilton state of mind. Not everyone shares that perspective. Pop culture has it's own worth but not the only aspect of interest. Sociologists, psychologists and so on also have a point of view and different reasons to check out the fake pregnancy (Munchausen) syndrome that is highly noticeable. It is particularly outstanding because it is happening to some very wealthy people that already have tons of attention heaped on them.
DeleteGossip columnists like Louella Parsons and Hedda Hopper in their day were significant.
"To that effect, gossip has always been about people, about community. It has even been about politics. In short, gossip has consistently been a part of our social lives; regardless if we choose to engage in it or not."
Read up on the history of gossip.
Functions
reinforce – or punish the lack of – morality and accountability;
reveal passive aggression, isolating and harming others;
serve as a process of social grooming, building a sense of community with shared interests, information, and values;
begin a courtship that helps one find their desired mate, by counseling others; or,
provide a peer-to-peer mechanism for disseminating information in organizations.
Boggles the mind that people would actually fake pregnancies in the first place but to continue to web of deceit just makes no sense at all. Sooner or later, the truth comes out. Lies to cover up lies gets messy as we all know in Sarah's attempt to fool the public. I really don't know anything about Beyonce nor care to, but really? Another fake pregnancy hoax? Good Lord. So much easier to just live with the truth and not have to worry about which lies one might need to cover for.
ReplyDeleteI read about Tom Cruise and Jamie Lee Curtis years ago in an interview done in Family Circle or some such magazine, I'm talking decades ago. Anyhoo, they were both either born with both sex organs or none and their parents had to make the tough choice in what sex they wanted their children to grow up as. They are both sterile, have had intense hormonal treatments over the years and if you look at them, one can see that they would make beautiful men or women. Doesn't really matter but am surprised that others don't know this about them, kinda like a whole generation now doesn't realize that charcoal is a carcingetic (sp) and one shouldn't bbq with it.
Tom Cruise, like John Travolta, Greta Van Sustern and others have Scientology behind them. It is a great help for doing cover ups and promoting their particular fantasies or myths. I hadn't heard anything about Jamie Lee Curtis. I did know a couple who had a child with a similar condition. Sad about all the negative stigmas attached.
DeleteNot much stays in the closet forever. Even your masseur is gonna want to read this!
Deletehttp://tinyurl.com/masseur-masseuse-read
Baby bumps don't "fold", but nice try.
ReplyDeleteFYI, pregnant bellies are very HARD, as it is necessary to protect the BABY inside.
(Like your skull "should" have been doing for your brain...)
Sorry, that was mean-ish, but I couldn't resist.
Looking at those images is impossible not to see the truth, or is it? I'm sorry but the USA is full of hopelessly stupid people blinded by the glow of celebrity.
ReplyDeleteHow do the truly intelligent of you live among the stunned? How awful.
Wow does it hurt to be that willfully blind/stupid? Ouch!!
ReplyDeleteCan't stand idiot celebrity worshippers such as you. Get a life, get a clue fool.
Haha, thanks for this post Gryphen. In the highly unlikely event that she was pregannt, there is absolutely no way anyone could argue that Beyonce gained 60lbs. There's no way you could argue 30, for that matter.
ReplyDeleteGood post, but even better photos are available. Here, for example: http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/317550/20120321/beyonce-fake-pregnancy-surrogate-rumors-blue-ivy.htm
ReplyDeleteBeyonce was fit and shapely, with a flat abdomen, in public appearances 10 weeks after the "delivery."
BTW, there are multiple references online to the surrogate used by Beyonce. The consensus seems to be that the egg was donated by Beyonce's sister Solange, while the sperm was Jay-Z's. The surrogate was a Latina. FWIW.
I also think the five-months-later pic of Palin isn't relevant, isn't persuasive, and shouldn't be included here.
Oh stop Gryph! I have to disagree with you about Beyonce. She gave birth to her baby. Check out this postpartum pics. Those are boobs are full with milk!
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A lot of celebs have raised tons of money selling diets and those ever so cute pregnancy and "exclusive" first pictures, while having major lipo, plastic surgery, branching off businesses that cater to babies.
ReplyDeleteI've had three kids, am and always was into keeping fit, and there's no way in the world she dropped that weight just eating lettuce and walking on a treadmill.
To keep fit, you have to re-think your concept of food and nutrition, vary your routines and reps to keep your muscle groups "challenged", retain elasticity in the skin, connective tissue etc.
This "lettuce" and treadmill bullshit is crazy. So I give Bey a "pants on fire" rating. Yeah, her boobs looked big postpart-em, but there's the old padding and push up bra trick to match the fake belly. At least she TRIED. Sarah's fraud was too evident, that photo of Mercede holding "trigg" and Sarah says it all.
That being said, Bey makes her living singing and entertaining, and her "fraud" hurt no one. Sarah's a whole new definition of crazy from the texas waking story through the wild ride, up to today.
Bristol's "postpart-em" weight loss took how many months since DWTS and her failed "LA reality show".
"That being said, Bey makes her living singing and entertaining, and her "fraud" hurt no one."
DeleteCan't say I agree. Fraud is fraud and it hurts. She deserves zero respect. I would never support a dumb-downer like that. To each his own but it sucks when adults lower the standards. That negatively effects the future.
Hurt no one.
DeleteTechnically, perhaps. But the effect is two fold.
Not only does Bey get asl the amazing publicity and accolades for looking SO AMAZING SO SOON after birth, it feeds into the entire perception that she is, like, SO much more amazing than a "normal" person.
And these"normal people" like girls in high school, struggling with weight and perception (hey brisdull!!)?
How are they appeared to feel when they are constantly confronted with lying, photoshopped celebrities who are paid to tell these kids HOW to live their lives so they can be just.like them.
Join this weight loss center, buy this product (Qwik Trim, Kardashian scam), get this credit card (also a kardashian debacle).
It is all simply to generate money.
What is odd is that they (be and j) are reminding me of...
Mittens Romney.
More money than you could ever possibly spend in your life, but the need to lie and keep your face in front of the public is the most important thing.
I have never known anyone to fake a pregnancy.
Barack Obama knows two: Sarah Pain in the Ass, and Beyonce.
(ok, huge stretch, the President knows A.LOT. of people)
Oh wait! PBO never got the HONOR of meeting Sarah of the Scarves!
But he met Khloe Kardashian! (when her husband won the bball championship with the Lakers).
Wow. Is Khloe living YOUR DREAM LIFE, or what, Sarah?
Basketball and beautiful black men while not actually working at anything!
Thanks for the correction, I should have composed my comment more carefully, or read others before posting it.
DeleteI addressed this further upthead, and I fully agree.
Thanks for the constructive criticism,
Sincerely,
Anita
Here's what I posted:
Anita Winecooler8:45 PM
I think it DOES matter a LOT. These people are put out so our girls feel "inadequate" for being normal and healthy people as they grow into womanhood, and later, motherhood.
I have three kids, two ladies 21, 18 and a gentleman who just turned 16. They were raised to believe their perfectly normal despite what the media pumps out 24/7. We're all health conscious, but not overly obsessed about it either.
6:34
You're a real woman and a great mom. Your daughter sounds wonderful, and has a great role model
# Fuck You McCain!!!!!, I remember that stage well. Oh how I miss those days.
Yes, it's so glamorous!!!
Wait till they start asking for the car keys!
It's sooner than you think! ;o)
Bringing back those pictures of the 18 day pregnancy transformation of Sarah Palin brings back terrible memories of that scam she tried to pull off and if it wasn't for pictures and videos, Sarah Palin the great con artist of the last frontier would of pulled it off.
ReplyDeleteI too am a mom of 3.
ReplyDeleteTales about being able to go back to pre-pregnancy clothes in less than a year are just that - tales. Of course some people can lose the weight faster ; but nobody can lose the shape in weeks, months nor years.
Pregnancy is not like fattening out for a movie role. It widens the bones of the hips - and no amount of dieting can bring back those bones closer together.
What I'd like to ask to people who claim to have lost all the baby weight in two weeks is :
Did you have your uterus removed then ? Your uterus went from an orange-sized, 60g organ to baby-sized, 1000g pouch organ in 9 months. Two weeks after birth it still weighted 250g, and it had just receded inside the pelvis (before that it was hanging out in the belly).
And what about the abdominal muscles that your body developped to maintain the uterus and its content inside your belly ? Did you have them removed too ?
Did you have your enlarged breasts surgically reduced, to lose all the weight there ?
Pregnancy is not about becoming fat. It's about having a body changing shape in order to become a crib for a growing human. It means having more muscles and wider bones - and that change of shape takes a whole 9 months.
Of course you can diet yourself to death to get back to the same weight, but first you won't be able to lactate then you won't have the same shape ; the hips will stay wider no matter how you diet.
And wider hips means an extra size, unless you diet yourself unhealthily into a skeleton. Still you'll be a skeleton with wide hips.
With hips like that, Beyonce clearly has never been pregnant. Look at Britney Spears. She's fit, but she now has the body of a woman, not the body of a girl.
And everything about that is all right... Wider hips are a sign of fertility, and potential fertility is very attractive for male partners, on the subconscious level.
There is a lot more to female beauty than big breasts and buttocks stapled to a hipless, masculine body with exageratedly long legs - the so-called "ideal female figure" that media promotes, with the help of Photoshop.