Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Palin family dog has run away. Aha, so there is a way to escape!

Bristol Palin just posted this a few hours ago.

Our family dog, Charlie, went missing yesterday morning in Wasilla. Please help find him :(

As you can see for yourself Bristol placed a frowny face at the end of her  post, so you KNOW she is just devastated.

I don't have much information so far, except that the little dog's name is Charlie, he is for some reason TERRIFIED of canned goods,  and he was last seen running around Wasilla barking "sanctuary, sanctuary!"

233 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:44 PM

    There's NO way that Bristol authored that entry: It's much to coherent.

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    1. Anonymous6:39 PM

      *too coherent.

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    2. Anonymous8:51 PM

      Subject-verb agreement in multiple sentences seem suspicious to Brancy observers.

      Also, absence of "STFU", and "Your GAY", and "Fags" suggests blog post appears dubious.

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    3. That is NOT a Newfoundland pup.

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  2. Anonymous2:53 PM

    Why, suddenly, are these dogs showing up associated with this family? I have NEVER until this week, seen any mention of pets. I assumed they did not have any. Maybe someone told them it would "humanize them to have pets. I hope they take better care of these dogs than they do of their children.

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    1. Anonymous3:11 PM

      $arah Palin : President Obama's campaign website :: Kristy Patullo : Bristol Palin's Facebook page

      She saw Pet Lovers For Obama and thought she needed to pretend she was pet-friendly, too. Silly, transparent grifter.

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    2. Anonymous9:10 PM

      Levi and Mercede posted pick of their dogs recently..Bristy has to prove she has pets also too.

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    3. Anonymous9:35 PM

      I can only assume that they thought owning a pet would enhance their image. Idiots.

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  3. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Oh geez, can't you cut them a little slack on this one? It's their dog for crying out loud.

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    1. Anonymous3:26 PM

      The dog propbably ran to the pound and begged to be killed rather than returned to their lunacy.

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    2. Anonymous3:27 PM

      Yeah, a dog they couldn't even keep track of and that may now be lost and scared and hurt. It's a puppy! But I suppose if you're careless with yourself and your kids you're gonna be careless with a puppy too. Cut them slack my ass.

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    3. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Sorry, but they (The Palins) don't cut anyone any slack!

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    4. Anonymous3:59 PM

      It's their dog?

      Birth certificate please.

      We're not falling for that one again!

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    5. I feel bad for the dog. I hope the little guy is ok.

      But it's hard for me to find any sympathy for the Palins.

      Lots of hateful, horrible people have or had pets they love. Leona Helmsely, Richard Nixon, and let's not forget Mitt Romney's poor Shamus.

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    6. Anonymous5:03 PM

      Whoops, meant to write "Seamus."

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    7. Anita Winecooler6:07 PM

      Oh geez!

      Sorry, no sympathy nor empathy from ME.

      It's called "making stuff up, because she has no life", and has a reality show coming, for cipe's sake!!

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    8. Anonymous6:10 PM

      They have been given dogs before,but they never last long.They always disappear.

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    9. Anonymous9:36 PM

      She's an irresponsible pet owner.

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  4. Anonymous2:58 PM

    sorry but I dont buy this for a moment. if your dog is missing - you state where last seen, give more information. this is simply a set up for her unreality show. using their kids, and now a dog? disgusting

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Anything to get attention, lie, cheat, steal, fake a pregnancy, fake a missing dog.

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    2. Anonymous8:31 PM

      No, Charlie did wander away. It happens. Didn't Sadie say her cat went missing last year?

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    3. Anonymous9:08 PM

      8:31..too lazy to watch him outside or put him on a leash....Hope they watch those boys better than this, especially with the lake right next to that house and no fence.

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    4. Anonymous2:56 AM

      cats go missing because they are eaten by larger and faster animals.


      They are in Alaska.....

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  5. Anonymous3:01 PM

    That has to be one of the worst "missing dog" posts I've ever seen.

    How about: breed, age of dog, any noticeable markings, approximate size, is he friendly, does he bite, etc?

    The pic is better than nothing, but I couldn't tell you if that's a 2 month old puppy, a 10 year old adult dog, or if it's a small or average sized dog.

    Hopefully the little guy has found shelter in a nice home and wasn't lunch for one of those admirable "Grizzly Mamas" or other Alaskan predator.

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    1. Olivia4:28 PM

      Yes but when you are the most important celebrity family in the world, don'tcha know everyone who is anyone already knows all about your dog and where it was and where it poops and on and on and on. Family of narcissists; no wonder the damn dog left.

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    2. Durham4:34 PM

      Your right, but also why would she post it on the internet when it's just a local issue, and not something a person say, in Iowa would have any chance of finding the dog.

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    3. Anonymous5:27 PM

      Shouldn't the police be making this a top priority? It's the Palin family, for God's sake! (sarcasm)

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:16 PM

      Yes, let's all converge en masse to the glass house on the dead lake with a slab out front. I'm sure we'll be greeted with grace and hospitality.

      "Help me to find him" :(

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  6. Anonymous3:04 PM

    according to Alaska Dispatch bears are running wild, was garnished in goose sauce and a bear is happy.

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  7. Anonymous3:05 PM

    $100,000 I can help look find it.

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  8. Missing? "In what respect, CHARLIE?" Is Charlie looking for Seamus? Maybe he got a load of Sarah's wig closet and saw the dog-writing on the wall ... Or did Todd pimp him out for stud fees and forget to tell the "family?" Let's hope Charlie isn't the latest victim of the Palin Curse.

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    1. Anonymous3:32 PM

      Actually, I don't think that is a dog...it's a wig. Someone stole a freaking wig. Thant explains the new emergancy 1960 wig from the Greta interview.

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:21 PM

      Sarah pulled a "Fredo" in a row boat on the dead lake.

      RIP Charley!

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  9. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Charlie swam to Russia and is seeking political asylum.

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    1. Anonymous9:52 PM

      OK thay is funny

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  10. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Bitch did not need a dog, she is not capable of caring for a Newfie. Newfies are noble and beautiful loyal creatures that need a very nurturing environment. She has no clue how to care for a child or a dog. I don't give two craps what Tripp's life is like but bring an innocent Newfie into the picture and I definitely am concerned about his well-being. Just as I said last night, the Palin's have zero animal husbandry skills and really zero human husbandry skills as well. This makes me sick, number one, if she is lying about Charlie's disappearance for attention and number two, if Charlie is truly missing because of neglect. This family is despicable.

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    1. Anonymous4:21 PM

      Charlie is shacked up with Seamus, who ditched the Romneys at 1st opportunity.

      At this very moment, they're telling all their doggie pals just how fucked up the families are that they ran away from.

      Dogs aren't people, my friend. You gotta feed em and give em fresh water. Daily.
      Like every other 8-yr old kid has already learned, Bristool.

      Poor pets. They don't treat em any better than they treat kids. And that's pretty bad.

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  11. Anonymous3:15 PM

    It broke my heart when I read she got a dog, not surprise at all the dog is missing with this f**K up family. They are all failures in everything thing do.

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  12. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Who is this dog?

    Whatever happened to their pets, big dogs names ACES and AGIA - named after her signature pieces of legislation that turned out to be exactly indicative of what she's made of, overinflated sense of accomplishment, but doesn't have the stuff to last as sound policy.

    How's progressin Alaska without a title working for us Sarah? You were unshackled. You were unfettered and free to run through the big wild life that is Alaska and your two pieces of legislation that got McCain's attention have either died or are dying on the vine, and you've not registered one comment for the record about it to save it.

    Some expert, of any topic or note. . .where are the dogs Sarah? Were they, [gasp] a publicity stunt?

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  13. Anonymous3:20 PM

    That girl also misplaces Tripp's trial daddies.

    Let's see, Bristol lost Levi a couple of times, Ben ran away, Masey brothers took off in different directions and then Gino busted loose but that doofus supposedly returned to his master Bristol. My guess is Gino ran out of beer and meth money.

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  14. Anonymous3:20 PM

    what a dipshit. she loses a puppy she just got.
    oh yeh, great caretaker, er, 'mom'.

    soon she'll drive off leaving the kid behind.
    she doesnt deserve a dog...who has more value
    than she.

    she is pathetic.

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    1. Anonymous4:18 PM

      Next we'll hear that Tripp drowned in the lake, because Bristol is a terrible parent.

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    2. Anonymous4:51 PM

      Anonymous4:18 PM
      Next we'll hear that Tripp drowned in the lake, because Bristol is a terrible parent.


      Knowing Bristol and her junior high mean girl ways, she would do that just so that Levi wouldn't get Tripp.

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    3. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Anon 4:18 PM and Anon 4:51 PM....
      What terrible words to say!

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    4. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Gryphen..why did you let that kind of talk get through moderation?????

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  15. Anonymous3:23 PM

    Don't want to break your heart Bristol, but Sarah just ran off to the store for some hotdog buns, ketchup and mustard.

    She said she loves your dog... with a little relish and onions.

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  16. Dinty3:25 PM

    Were they just letting the dog out in the yard or something?

    In my neighborhood when a pet goes missing you can bet usually it's been eaten by a Mountain Lion, Bobcat or Coyote.

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    1. Anonymous3:41 PM

      or a mama grizzly... wink wink

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    2. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Eagle bait.

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    3. Anonymous4:57 PM

      Our neighborhood here in Colorado is like a buffet for coyotes and mountain lions. If you let a little dog out unattended, it's likely to be (literally) snapped up.

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    4. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Crap,we're semi urban. I have old horses. I make sure even they are in before dark becuase of the coyotes.

      Poor Puppy, stoopid Bitchtol, even stooopider and uglier, and ooooooolllllllder, $carah.

      The proper pet for $carah is a rattlesnake.

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  17. Anonymous3:26 PM

    COMMENTS FROM OTHER POST. TOO FUNNY, HAD TO POST THEM HERE:


    Bristol's dog is missing?

    Reminds me of the time the Alaska Legislature wore “Where's Sarah” buttons because she hid in her home most of the time.

    Maybe your dog went back home Bristol? Have you checked the White House? Their dog mysteriously disappeared and finally returned home the other day smelling like trailer park, pork rinds and beer nuts.


    Anonymous3:09 PM
    Another male ran away from Bristol?

    IM readers already told Bristol maybe she should try the Gay lifestyle.

    At least Bristol won't get pregnant anymore and another benefit would be that she doubles her wardrobe if she finds a plus size mate.


    Anonymous3:12 PM
    Bristol's dog is missing?

    That's the Alaska government for ya, always screwing up.

    The Alaska Children's Protective Services took the wrong Bristol Palin child!

    Well at least he is safe.


    Anonymous3:16 PM
    Bristol did you check with the local Alaska Independence Party office to see if they have seen your dog?

    They don't like informants and could of taken him to get back at Sarah and Todd.


    Anonymous3:19 PM
    On tv, the police would tell you to check with your husband to see if he took your new little bastard but since you are not married (as usual), you may want to check with your trial husband.

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  18. Anonymous3:28 PM

    There is nothing even remotely amusing about a lost dog. Two of mine jumped the fence during a thunder storm, and it was agony until they were recovered. If this dog really was loved by the Palins, Bristol wouldn't be posting about it on Facebook. Every last Palin and their friends [what am I saying? their potential blackmailers] would be out putting up lost dog posters, notifying vet offices, humane society shelters, and driving hither and yon looking for it.

    Why do I think this isn't a Palin dog? It's wearing a license or rabies tag. When did a Palin ever obey a law?

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  19. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Here Charlie...

    Here Ruffles....

    Here Trig...

    Here Levi...

    Here Ben...

    Here Masey Brothers...

    Here Gino...

    Here virginity...

    Come home, I miss you! Where did you go?


    "How come everything I love always runs away from me?"

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  20. Anonymous3:34 PM

    I don't think that picture is the same dog?

    Or is Bristol trying to pass that off like she does with the pictures of her kids?

    First Trig's ears are deformed then they are normal... Trip looks like he is 5 years old and Bristol tries to pass him off as a 3 1/2 year old.

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  21. "Running around Wasilla barking 'sanctuary, sanctuary'". hahaha Poor little guy was probably afraid he'd be turned into a wig.

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  22. This is not Bristol's dog folks.

    Bristol's dog is a Newfoundland.

    The missing animal is what Newfoundlands eat for a midnight snack.

    I think it's the Palin family dog.

    Or, as somebody else suggested, an escaped wig.

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  23. Anonymous3:39 PM

    Bristol, can't find your dog?

    Have you checked Dead Lake Lucille?

    Sarah is always throwing things in there... her wedding rings, dented refrigerator doors, past lovers, Trig's birth certificate, her used condoms in face cloths she collected over the years, her political opponents, people who disagreed with her....

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  24. Anonymous3:44 PM

    That's just a cover story for Bristol, you know we are all thinking the same thing....

    Bristol got hungry.

    Don't lie! You know that has crossed your minds too! I'm just man enough to say it out loud.

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  25. That doesn't look like a Newfie puppy.

    What "family" is Briskett referring to?

    Her own or her Mother's?

    Dogs don't run off without a reason. If the dog is Sarah's, she's had it for any period of time and it ran off, well, that's very telling.

    If I found it, I'd keep it. Bet they never chipped it either.

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  26. Anonymous3:46 PM

    This looks like an adult small dog not the puppy she was holding yesterday I think it's a hoax and she never had a dog

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  27. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Gino you need to put a leash on that bitch and while you're at it, get one for your puppy Charlie.

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    1. Anonymous4:14 PM

      .... a leash and a muzzle

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    2. Anonymous7:03 PM

      But Gino could still enter her in the ugliest dog contest. Enter $carah/Baldy She'd even beat that Xcholo.

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  28. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Lets hope Charlie saw the writing on the wall and the tons of doggie treats he could garner by grabbing Tripps birth certificate and heading to The View.

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  29. Anonymous3:50 PM

    Try hollering out "Here We Go" like the Bud Light commercial.

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  30. Anonymous3:51 PM

    These dogs look like pure breeds. Why not get a good dog who desperately needs a good home at a shelter.
    Mutts must not be good enough for them. Also, looks like the Palins don't take any better care of their dogs than their kids. Everyone is running around lose and no one knows where anyone is. Maybe the dog is pg and hiding out or maybe hiding out getting home schooled not to pee on the carpet.

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  31. Anonymous3:53 PM

    charlie says if you find him please don't take him back to his owners

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  32. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Truth be told, Bristol's dog got hungry from neglect like all the Palin children has experienced. The dog was tired of sharing a pacifier with Tripp so he ran off to the Johnston's house for some loving and delicious home cooked meals.

    Probably curled up on the lap of a Playboy model about now?

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  33. Sorry Nancy French, that little pup didn't 'go missing'. He was left unattended and unsecured by a very immature, irresponsible and uncaring attention hound. I'm sure all of Bristol's FB 'friends' who are hundreds or thousands of miles away from her compound will be a great help in finding the little guy.

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  34. Anonymous4:09 PM

    If I were Bristol and my puppy was missing, the first place I would check would be Willow's hair.

    No telling what you might find in that rat's nest....

    Jimmy Hoffa?
    Waldo?
    Condoms?

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    1. Anonymous1:22 AM

      The Titanic,Amelia Earhart,who knows?

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  35. lostinmn4:14 PM

    Can't decide if she wore that dog on her head one night with Greta or whether he latest look is trying to make an emotional connection to the "bad boy" who ran off on her. Surprised its name isn't Glen or Curtis - she does tend to give out strange names.

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  36. Anonymous4:15 PM

    LOL, On the Five, Jaun Williams mocked yesterday's Lego hairdo. The Rightscoop website has the video. Not to miss. Boiling was sure seemed pissed.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:45 PM

      "Not to miss. Boling was sure seemed pissed", should tell you all you need to know. Epic Yawn, Anonymous 4:16.

      But I took one for the team and "went there"

      Here's the link, be forewarned, they ACTUALLY show footage of Sarah. It IS fox news, afterall!

      http://tinyurl.com/c7pmh4

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  37. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Bristol is so damn boring, could this be made up for an episode of Life's A Tripp just like the bull riding / bar scene fight that people said looked like it was set up for her show?

    There's not much to Bristol's life except for crying she is a single mom, she hates Obama, she is uneducated, has to hire a ghost writer for her blogs... you know, a chip off the old block.

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  38. Durham4:21 PM

    Is this a symptom of Bristol's; A. lack of responsibility, B. inability to take care of something, C. immaturity, D. seeking attention, or all four. I also thought she was asking her fans for suggestions on what to name her dog, but it seems she has already named it. Bristol is just like her mother, no talent, no education, and nothing to offer others except the facade they fabricate of themselves to grift off the naive evangelicals who believe the Palin's allow their faith to guide them. Faith doesn't guide them, it's just their love of money that truly guides them.

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  39. Anonymous4:25 PM

    If anything bad has happened to this Newfie puppy then I wish even more ill will than I already do upon this disgusting half-retarded hillbilly family. I really hope that someone took Charlie because they realized that Bristol is not up to snuff when it comes to dog rearing. I really hope he didn't drown in the lake or get hit by a car. I'd happily see either Bristol or Tripp in a fight with a car before I'd ever wish it upon an innocent dog. She did say that it was Gino's dog so hopefully he came and took it home with him, or a kind soul "dognapped" it. Absolute low-functioning retarded people are these Palins. They can't raise children properly nor take proper care of companion animals. I wish them the worst, truly I do, the human ones that is, not the canine innocents.

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    1. Anonymous5:10 PM

      This is a grown small dog that Bristol already had, I think she bought it for Tripp about 1 yr ago. There were pictures of the kids and a puppy at the time..If I found him I'd keep it, idiots don't even know how to build a fence or dog run for a dog..

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  40. Anonymous4:25 PM

    SORRY BRISTOL FOR THIS INTERRUPTION,



    ADN: The Alaska Peacemakers Militia had a three-pronged philosophy, he said.

    The first was to “undermine social sanctions for heavy-handed law enforcement,” Cox said. The second goal was to establish friendly relations with local officials, and the third was to “be ready and able to take care of your family if society broke down.”

    Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2012/06/04/2491759/cox-tells-jury-militias-job-was.html#storylink=cpy

    *** This is why Malia Litman never got any cooperation from the Anchorage Police Dept looking into the Todd Palin prostitution ring!

    It looks like the APD may have been infiltrated or “undermine social sanctions for heavy-handed law enforcement” and “establish friendly relations with local officials” by the AIP.

    Could this be why the APD wrote a nice letter to the National Enquirer on Todd’s behalf and explains why the APD is “TODD PALIN FRIENDLY”?

    Could this be why the APD/AIP blatantly ignored the Alaskan judge’s orders to return all of Todd’s prostitute’s (Shailey Tripp’s) property?

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/06/06/civil-war-in-alaska/

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    1. Anonymous4:58 PM

      yep, lots of hanky panky with those vermin. Anchorage FBI, also, too. Barely the tip of the iceberg.

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  41. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Why has there never been mention of "Charlie" until someone mentioned on her blog a couple of days ago that they knew the Palins had a dog named Charlie so she should name the new dog something or other. Now suddenly, the next day "Charlie" has run off? Wtf?

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    1. Olivia6:16 PM

      Yeah, the dog probably took off or was snatched months ago and since someone brought up the name now they need to establish a story. Kind of like the many other tall tales they manufacture to cover for their acts of malfeasance.

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:53 PM

      "Charlie" hmmm, where did I hear that name, Is it a custom in Alaska to name the first male born of the litter after the sire?

      Did they check Great Grandpa Heath's house of bones?

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  42. Anonymous4:29 PM

    The dog didn't run away, I'm guessing Bristol's new chin ate him.

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  43. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Is there a lost and found reward for the dog?

    If Bristol makes the reward about the same amount as what Levi owes in back child support, just maybe the dog will mysteriously reappear?

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  44. Anonymous4:38 PM

    "Soon after sending Boys Will Be Boys to BookBaby to be converted to e-book format, Shailey received an email stating that they would be checking with the Anchorage Police Department to see if the police reports included in the book were public record. Of course, the police reports about Shailey’s arrest are a matter of public record so that shouldn’t have even been an issue, right? WRONG!

    A few days later, she received another email stating that the APD and the Palins had refused to give them permission to e-publish Boys Will Be Boys so they were refunding her payment.

    The Palins and the APD refused to give permission to publish…

    Why would BookBaby even ask their permission is what I would like to know?"

    http://shesnohockeymom.blogspot.com/2012/06/boys-will-be-boys-latest-news.html

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    1. Anonymous5:11 PM

      Why would BookBaby even ask their permission is what I would like to know?

      If they sent me that 'permission' rejection I believe I would make further inquiry. It makes no sense for them to say they don't have permission. I know Judith Regan was paid a fortune not to publish a book to expose her lover (a Rudy Guilliani pal), which would also blow up Roger Ailes scene and expose Fox in ways they preferred not. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis was in the business and she couldn't stop the publishing of books she would not give permission to print. Is there someone that can explain this BookBaby and the permission excuse?

      That sounds like another huge story that will get zero attention. It would be good to know anyway.

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    2. Anonymous5:35 PM

      The dog was smart to get lost, I'll bet he was neglected. Hope he finds a better home. Poor Bristol, always being abandoned.

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    3. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Baloney. Those ARE public records. Sounds like someone at BookBaby is a Sarah fan who is blowing smoke. Go somewhere else.

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  45. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Remember she got a small dog about a 1 1/2 ago for Tripp..there were pic of it with the boys at the time..
    Apparently they don't believe in fences to keep animals safe or children safe..she'd better be building a BIG TALL strong fence( don't let Todd build it) for that Newfoundland because they can get to 190 pounds. That's a lot of pooper scooping, what am I thinking, she'll hire someone to do it.

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  46. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Alaska's a really bad place for a little dog to get out and run loose.
    Poor thing.
    M from MD

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  47. Anonymous4:57 PM

    And they're telling Piper that Charlie has gone to live on a farm?

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  48. Anonymous5:00 PM

    If this was a movie, the first person on the suspect list would be a Palin family stalker.

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  49. Anonymous5:16 PM

    WTF?

    Property tax from the Palin's cabin went missing
    Building materials from the Wasilla Hockey ring went missing
    Dog is missing
    Birth certificate is missing
    Bristol went missing for several months with mono
    Willow went missing from high school for about a year
    Piper went missing from school in 2008
    Track's combat vet medals are missing
    Palin kid's diplomas are missing
    Gino went AWOL
    Babies are missing
    Wasilla Library books are missing
    Bus brake lines went missing
    Sarah went missing from the Alaska state capitol but was found collecting per diem in Wasilla
    Bridge to Nowhere is missing
    Sarah went missing during the 2008 McCain campaign and reporters couldn't find her to interview her for several months
    Sarah's governor emails are missing
    Sarah went missing during the marathon and reappeared at the end
    Reporter Sarah went missing from her basketball assignment but reappeared in a Alaska college dorm room
    Todd went missing and reappeared with used condoms wrapped in face cloths in his pockets singing You Light Up My Life.


    Is Wasilla the Bermuda Triangle of Alaska?

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    1. Anonymous7:46 PM

      excellent conclusion!

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  50. Anonymous5:17 PM

    So they name a child after Grandpa's prostitute, and a dog after Geandpa Chuck? What is wrong with these People?

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      I thought it was for Charlie for Charlie Gibson.

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    2. Anonymous6:02 PM

      Excellent point and a very funny one!

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  51. Virginia Voter5:25 PM

    If you peruse Bristol's Facebook, she says that she got the Newfoundland puppy as a gift for Gino, but really, who can keep track of all of her men, kids, dogs, and lies...whatevs.

    As an owner of three dogs, I know how distressing it can be if they go missing. My dogs have the freedom of a dog door and can go in and out to the fenced yard as they need. A couple of weeks ago, I cam home from work, pulled into the garage, and was doing to the mailbox when I saw two of my dogs running down the street to greet me. The water meter reader who was on our street when I left for work left our fence gate open, and they all got out. Our Jack Russell wasn't with the other two, and I drove and searched the neighborhood for two hours. I went home to check our voicemail, and was about to go out again with the other two dogs, when the wet little terrier came running up the driveway. Needless to say, I registered a complaint with the water company, put a lock and a do not enter sign on my gate.

    My point being, dogs are pack animals, and they will usually return to their home when they are hungry or tired. Some hunting and working breeds , and non neutered males being exceptions. If a dog is being abused or neglected it will probably not return, and I would say a small dog like that stands little chance of surviving a night by himself in Wasilla.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:09 PM

      Virginia Voter, we had a similar incident. Any responsible pet owner wouldn't waste time composing a post on Facebook or Twitter, or blog. Every second counts. I might send an e-mail or text to my neighborhood friends (few, but anything will help). I'm glad you got your furbabies back home safe.

      I just think this is an attention getting ruse. Her actions defy any logic.

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  52. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn5:27 PM

    ...the little dog who saw too much...

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    1. Anonymous7:54 PM

      ...the little dog who saw too much... and refused to sign the Palin Confidentiality Agreement and had to go on an airplane ride.


      They're still searching for the plane. :(

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  53. Anonymous5:29 PM

    One thing I'd worry about is children who "act out" when they don't get the nurturing they need, and take it out on the family pets. With that family, who knows, if the young ones get frustrated, angry and have no way to express that anger than by taking it out on a pet.

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    1. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Tripp can take his anger out in his little thing her drives around. the kid will own the roads of Alaska.

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  54. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Did she mean "her" family, Bristol's family pet or her parents family pet? She has two families now. That little dog doesn't look like a Newfoundland terrier.

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Newfoundlands are not terriers. They grow into very large dogs. They love being near water and are very loyal pets.

      So I agree with you and others, that is not the Newfoundland that Bristol was discussing, unless it is very, very young - still, it looks like a different breed.

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  55. Anonymous5:35 PM

    In what respect, Charlie?

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  56. Anonymous5:49 PM

    This is all a publicity stunt..if you Google "Palin puppys"...

    "Palin Promotions" comes up with all kinds of name the puppy links. Why would anyone put a puppy lost in Wasilla on their Facebook Page that is mostly read by non-Alaskans?? How about getting off your ass and going to look for it, cute dogs like that get picked up pretty quick and kept or some other dogs could have gotten it or wild animals..wonder if there was a name and phone # on the tag.

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  57. Anonymous5:51 PM

    That's not a little Newfoundland, but a Pomeranian or Yorkie or one of those other lap dogs, probably full-grown.
    Doesn't even look like the pix of the other dogs, except they're all black.

    What a hoax.

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    1. Anonymous6:24 PM

      Pomeranian or Yorkie ? I thought it looked like a young Chow or something in that family?

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    2. Anonymous8:52 PM

      It's not a Yorkie..too big.

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    3. Anonymous9:10 PM

      It is not a Pomeranian or yorkie. A chow possibly--and it's ugly. Sorry dog.

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    4. Anonymous2:28 AM

      It's certainly not the previous dog, the Newfoundland. So is the a second dog, or a replacement dog, or?

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  58. Anita Winecooler5:51 PM

    O.T. Flotus in Philly today, addressing mostly OFA crowd in Philly today. The same Constitution center where a villiage idiot told a lie about Paul Revere.

    http://tinyurl.com/bur26hh

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  59. Anonymous5:55 PM

    A new puppy was bought for Gino and a little Palin dog goes missing - both events announced one day apart on Bristol's PUBLIC facebook page. How bizarre! Convenient, also, too. I'm not proud that I feel suspicious of Bristol's sincerity in wanting to find the little dog. I hope I'm wrong. Either way, I hope the little dog is safe and loved.

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  60. Anonymous5:58 PM

    I'm afraid smaller cats and dogs make a nice meal for the local eagles and hawks. I do hope they find their little dog though. Maybe they will put up flyers in the area and post it in the Frontiersman? That would seem more effective than posting on her blog.

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    1. Anonymous8:26 PM

      Oh dear. My friend just told me about her missing cat. She did get home ok. But with marks on her back, they think an owl had picked her up. Not always a happy ending.

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  61. Anonymous5:59 PM

    My friend had the same breed little dog. She tried for about three years but couldn't deal with the maniacal barking, misbehavior and house-training problems and found a new home for it with someone willing to do the work. Just sayin'.

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    1. Anonymous6:22 PM

      What breed is the "family dog"? Bristol bought a Newfoundland for Gino, so she said. This one is not the same. What is the second dog's breed?

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    2. Anonymous7:50 PM

      I just know it looks exactly like my friends former dog. Sorry I can't think of the name of the breed right now. I'll probably think of it in the middle of the night.

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    3. Anonymous8:50 PM

      Looks like a Pom.

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    4. Anonymous3:40 AM

      Maybe a pom/poodle mix?

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  62. Anita Winecooler5:59 PM

    How long is Bristol going to milk this faux "Dog Fetish"? Get up off your butt and search, or call Dad's buddies and/or The Alaska State Troopers?
    How hard can it be?

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  63. Anonymous6:03 PM

    My little dog has a fenced back yard..he is NEVER out front unless he is on a leash..Would you let your little child play outside without watching them?? Bristol, you put up a fence BEFORE you get dogs!!

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  64. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Bristol has to post her dog stories because Mercede and Levi had pictures of their dogs on their Facebook recently..Bristol is so transparent in her jealously.

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    1. Anonymous8:29 PM

      I like Levi's FB a lot. It is more real and natural. Bristol always has the feel of someone who is in a prison. Plus she has no natural qualities. The most contrived person since Sarah Palin.

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  65. emrysa6:15 PM

    I bet this is bullshit. they'll probably get the family to put up "anonymous" comments saying that the dog ran away because they suck. then they'll do another post highlighting those comments and complain about the "hate" they receive. ZZZZZzzzzz frauds.

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  66. Anonymous6:47 PM

    It's kind of strange that a family with a grandpa and uncle Charles (Chuck) named their dog Charlie.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Stranger yet, they named their kids Tripp and Trigg

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    2. Anonymous8:30 PM

      At least it doesn't start with a T.

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    3. Anonymous10:09 PM

      The kids all have dog names;the dog has a human name.

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  67. Anonymous6:56 PM

    People keep advising Bristol to build a fence for the dog.

    My advice to Bristol is to hire a fence builder. Don't let your dad build it.

    Even though Sarah said Todd built the two story red house, which we all doubt, we have seen Todd's good neighbor fence building skills and it doesn't seem to stand up to the first wind without it falling over.

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  68. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Tell the truth Bristol,

    Charlie is really Charlene and you sent her away to your aunt's house until she births her mono.

    Typical fucking Palin

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  69. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Waiting for Bristol to post a comment that President Obama hasn't called her yet to express his concerns?

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    1. Anonymous7:43 PM

      The least that Bo the White House dog could do would be to send express his concerns, too, one pet to another.

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  70. Anonymous7:09 PM

    I can't keep track of Bristol's publicity. There was that oh so cute picture of Bristol, Gino and some dog, aw ain't they cute together. Was Bristol showing off a ring too? There was a fuzz ball on Bristol's head, too. Then, there was a photo of Bristol holding a larger dog. Now some little puppy, who doesn't look like either dog has gone missing.

    I would compare this mix up of doggie photos to the way that various photos of Trig were presented -- a skinny little tiny baby with a ruffled ear, a big fat pink baby who was hours old after popping out, and now we haven't seen much of Trig, either. I wonder if he ran away with the little black puppy.

    The Palin crowd will do anything and everything for publicity. Please let me borrow your dog, I need to put up a new Facebook post.

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    1. Anonymous8:38 PM

      yeah. I was wondering if they get a replacement dog. They learn his fate and it is not good. They must pretend they find Charlie and create a rescue story where Bristol is like wonder wimmin on the last frontier. She risks messing that up do to save the pup for her wonderful family.

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  71. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Is the Palin dog still missing?

    Has anybody bothered to check Saks 5th Ave, Nordstrom, or the Red Cross Oscar gift suite?

    How about the whore houses in Anchorage?

    He could just be peeping in the hole in the neighbor's dog house?

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  72. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Are they all drunk? WTF was that?

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  73. Anonymous7:19 PM

    I don't blame that dog. I would run away from that evil family too.

    Run Spot Run!

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  74. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Looks liek a schipperke to me:
    http://www.dogfamily.org/tag/schipperke-2

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    1. Anonymous7:54 PM

      schiperke's noses are more pointy than this dog's.

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    2. Anonymous8:44 PM

      They are so cute! Tiny.
      Living Conditions: The Schipperke are good dogs for apartment life. They are very active indoors. These dogs are incredibly quick and it is a good idea to have a fenced yard.
      http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/schipperke.htm

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  75. Marleycat7:21 PM

    Where they live, that little dog is not safe even in a fenced backyard - it looks like a little black pomeranian.
    Any number of wild predators - four legged and winged could carry that size dog off and have him for a snack. Coyotes, owls, eagles, wolves . . . . bears, etc. I live inside the village and predators do take cats and small dogs. A fisher cat (large weasel/marten)killed a large full grown cat for dinner (according to it's owners). Too bad, a lost dog, or cat is always heartbreaking!

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    1. Anonymous7:42 PM

      Sarah could shoot it from an airplane. Chuck would just kill it to have another set of bones on the pile.

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    2. Anonymous8:51 PM

      That cute picture of Tripp and Trig with the dog in the motorized go cart thingy looks like they have plenty of room to roam and play. Tripp can drive, he can be in charge of Trig and Charlie. That's Alaska, no way would a Palin want to rein them in for a few coyotes or critters.

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  76. Anonymous7:22 PM

    How much you wanna bet this charade will be one of the episodes on Life's A Tripp?

    Palin followers fall for crap like that.

    They fell for will she or won't she run... send Sarah your best to convince her to run. They sent it.... Sarah did not run.... Sarah kept the donations.

    It's all just for ratings.

    What's the next episode? Tripp is missing? Trig finds out he was adopted by Sarah? Track finds out that his real father is Curt Menard? Glen Rice is Willow's real father and Willow is just light skinned? Sarah is a tranny, that's why no one seen her deliver Trig??

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  77. Anonymous7:23 PM

    Dogs don't seem to last very long in the Palin house. Don't they know they need shelter, food, water, walks, love and hugs..you know kinda like little toddlers ..to bad those kids cant escape.

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  78. Anonymous7:26 PM

    Here's where you can see REAL Newfoundland puppies:

    https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=newfoundland+puppies&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=4r9&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Ix_QT_WHNMLC2QWP3YmcCQ&ved=0CHEQsAQ&biw=1016&bih=589

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    1. Anonymous8:07 PM

      Boy that's a lot of grooming and combing and black hair all over, not to mention the drooling..can you imagine that large dog coming the house wet and muddy or covered with snow....

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  79. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Just another fake bit of "news" for Brancy's blog. Disgusting. I wonder what Bristol tells TriG or Tripp about the missing dog.

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  80. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Those Palins are alway playing games.

    Guess the puppy's name?
    Guess where the puppy is?
    Guess who's pregnant?
    Guess who was pregnant before they got married?
    Guess who the father is?
    Guess who had a pregnancy scare?
    Guess who is in the dorm room?
    Guess who lost their virginity in a canvas tent?
    Guess who lost their virginity again?
    Guess who's house is getting broken into?
    Guess which Wasilla black kid is getting beat up?
    Guess who didn't get a high school diploma?
    Guess who's not an energy expert?
    Guess who is Bristol's trial husband this month?
    Guess where Todd is sleeping?

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    1. Anonymous7:51 PM

      Guess where the SarahPAC money went?
      Guess where the Alaska Fund Trust money went?
      Guess where the Alaska Fund Trust quarterly report is?
      Guess what kind of rat's nest Willow will pop up with next?
      Guess which auntie's house Willow is living in for the next few months?
      Guess who wasn't accepted to hair school?
      Guess what happened to Bristol's DWTS baby?
      Guess what else did Sarah and Bristol get surgically enhanced?
      Guess who doesn't know about Syria, Africa, where there dog is?

      Delete
  81. Cracklin Charlie7:44 PM

    Last week, the labradoodle of George Brett, MLB Hall of Fame third baseman, got out and got lost during a sudden thunderstorm while the family was out somewhere. The Brett's dog's name is Charlie.

    The oldest son heard about it from his dad, and decided to put it out on twitter, and ask if anyone had seen the dog. The dog was found in a few hours, safe and sound, not far from home.

    It was all over the local news for a few days.

    Coincidence?

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    1. Anonymous10:15 PM

      I would not put it past the Palins to come up with a stunt like that. That says how little I respect any of them.

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  82. PalinsHoax7:45 PM

    Hey Bri$$y, are you offering a reward to the person who finds your missing dog? Sure hope the reward is not a "roll in the hay with you".

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  83. Anonymous7:53 PM

    Who names their kids, Trigg and Tripp and then names their dog, Charlie?

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  84. Anonymous7:54 PM

    Somebody saw Mitt driving off with Charlie on the roof of his car.

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  85. Anonymous7:58 PM

    Maybe she just misplaced him? I wonder if she accidently left him with Ruffles and Tristan?


    Little Rabbit

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  86. Anonymous8:00 PM

    Did she look in Grandpa Chuck's freezer?

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  87. Anonymous8:03 PM

    Isn't that just like a Palin? Their fucking dog comes up missing. What do they do?

    a) Go to the area where the dog was last seen. Search immediate area while calling dog.

    b) Knock on neighbor's doors. Ask neighbors for help looking for dog. Call animal shelter.

    c) Print a pic of dog and give to kids neighborhood kids with bikes.Offer kids $$$ reward.

    d) Put up "Missing Dog" Posters with Owner Contact Info,Photo and description of dog, Reward Info

    e) Log on to the internet and post an APB blog on an obscure website that no one who lives in your entire fucking state is stupid enough to follow... Then, hope your dog remembered to bring his blackberry with him so he'll see your blog post, realize you're looking for him, and hurry his ass home.

    If you chose answer "e" only, you MUST be a Palin.

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    1. Anonymous10:18 PM

      The Palins must think everybody is as stupid as they are....

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  88. MadCityKaren8:09 PM

    OK, it sucks to have a family pet missing from home ... but the being terrified of canned goods and barking "sanctuary, sanctuary" made me LOL! (I so needed it after Wisconsin's defeat yesterday ...)

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  89. Anonymous8:09 PM

    I can hear them blaming anyone and everyone but the responsible parties (themselves):

    Bristol: "Haters/Liberals/Democrats STOLE our dog!"

    Sarah: "Obama is taking away our dog's freedom!"

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  90. Anita Winecooler8:10 PM

    Totally OT, but did anyone catch this guy? What an amazing Talent!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbIvmlFDcaM

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  91. Anonymous8:15 PM

    The dog was smart to escape. He had enough of the hate-filled vibes in the household. No love just anger and bitterness in that family of grifters.

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    1. Anonymous8:49 PM

      Nice fiction. Does slander taste good with crow?

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    2. Anonymous9:46 PM

      I don't know about slander w crow, but DO try the
      "...liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

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  92. Anonymous8:35 PM

    The ladies were trying not to laugh, especially the blonde one.

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  93. Anonymous8:44 PM

    I wonder... Have the Wasilla police questioned Palin cyberstalker Kreepy Krusty Kristy yet?

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    1. Anonymous9:10 PM

      LOL (Glenn Close voice:) "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!"

      Check the stovetop....

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  94. Anonymous8:48 PM

    And most of them are out of town. Bristol saw Charlie that morning at 3am when she was leaving town. The only people at the house are friends.

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    1. Anonymous10:37 PM

      Uh why would Bristol be leaving town at 3 in the morning?? A job for Todd?

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  95. Uhm. Is this the same dog we're currently asked to name? Very confusing. What dog is this? And where does Bristol actually live? Very confusing.

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    1. Anonymous10:29 PM

      Very confusing, indeed! That's how soap operas work.... stay tuned, there will be more, Really transparent advertising. Disgusting.

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  96. Anonymous9:22 PM

    There is NO doubt who is the smartest critter in the Palin family, CHARLIE. I bet he has some tales to tell like Seamus and his family vacations.

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  97. Anonymous9:34 PM

    Oh fer fucksakes. Be a responsible dog owner, Bristol. how do you let your dog go missing? You should have a fenced yard, and be leash-training your dog.

    I can forgive all kinds of stupidity, but this is unforgivable you stupid idiot.

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  98. Anonymous9:38 PM

    So she lost the dog before she could even name it. Great job, Bristol.

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  99. Anonymous10:11 PM

    has anybody ever seen or heard of Charlie before now? Brancy must be really scraping the bottom of the barrel to keep Bristol "relevant" before her BIG debut..... Stay tuned for more, no doubt.

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  100. Anonymous10:13 PM

    She named her dog after creepy grandpa chuck? Weird.

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    1. Anonymous10:45 PM

      Some people do name their pets after their first love.

      Its a trailer park thing.

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  101. Anonymous10:14 PM

    Bristol can't even keep track of a puppy? How dumb is this girl? I fear for little Tri-PP's safety.

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    1. Anonymous10:43 PM

      Don't forget about Ruffles, poor guy.

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  102. Anonymous10:18 PM

    Charlie's goose is cooked. Good job Bristol. Another helpless life you let go. Did you check chuck heath's bone pile?

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  103. Anonymous10:27 PM

    Wonder if Juan Williams will get a big snack down for that. They have a history....

    I am regretfully thinking that Faux is giving Sarah another chance to "prove herself i.e,. see if she's still hot and gets ratings..."

    Big change from the days of the crypt Sarah. Somebody is polishing that fading star. Is it Daddy Ailes?

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  104. Anonymous10:32 PM

    Are all these dogs coming up because Sarah is perhaps contemplating a 2016 run or another tease run and wants to make it appear the Palins like dogs for the White House?

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  105. Anonymous10:34 PM

    I don't know. It may be a showdorn over who will be the next "star" on Faux Snooze, the Moderate Juan Williams or the Fireball Sarah.

    Poor Juan. I bet their will be heck to pay. SHE will not be mocked. Even if her hair war ridiculous, you don't mock the Queen!.

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  106. Anonymous10:39 PM

    Oh crikey. If EVER their was a pet owner who should be barred from pet ownership, it would be a Palin. A poster child for what not to do when you get a dog.... Just like she appears as a mother.... Oh, I'll just turn lemons into money!

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  107. Anonymous10:40 PM

    haha...even the dog scared to death of those nasty hillbillies!

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  108. Anonymous10:48 PM

    Does it really surprise anybody that Bristol named her dog after her first love Creepy Chuckie Heath?

    Doesn't surprise me since she named her third son after her father's prostitute!

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  109. Anonymous10:52 PM

    I am regretfully thinking that Faux is giving Sarah another chance to "prove herself i.e,. see if she's still hot and gets ratings..."


    That's why Sarah came out with the junior high bangs and nerd glasses.

    Sarah is trying hard to change her image as a grifting fake wanna be politician wife to a pimp, mother to a bunch of uneducated unmotivated reality tv seeking Gay bashing homophobes baby breeding factory unemployable dysfunctional kids.

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  110. Anonymous11:20 PM

    NO SHIT!

    I was curious to see if there were other posts on the internet talking about Sarah Palin's new hair style with the bangs and as I was Googling "Sarah Palin bang" and before I could put the "s" on bangs guess what popped up on Google?

    Sarah Palin bangs black guy
    Sarah Palin banging black guy
    Sarah Palin bangs basketball player
    Did Sarah Palin bang Glen Rice
    Whose banging Sarah Palin

    ROFLOL, that is Sarah Palin's legacy forever recorded in cyberspace.

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  111. Anonymous2:55 AM

    She's keep up with Mitt Romney - Seamus ran away too. Thought she had a Newfoundland?

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  112. Anonymous3:43 AM

    In the photo of Bristles, Gino and the Newfie puppy, I think I saw Charlie hiding out atop Bristle's head. There was a large ratty blob directly above her head. Charlie is probably terrified of the large puppy. Maybe he thought "I have a HELL of a lot more talent than her, I can get my own reality show. I will call it "Life at the Crazy Place" I will do exciting things, I will not piss and moan about everyone "hating on me 'cause they are jealous"

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