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Apparently French was instructed to lay it on thick, but I think I can manage to translate it for you. ( I have a doctorate in Palin ghostwriter to English translation, don'tcha know?)
Courtesy of Brancy's blog:
I’m so happy that my new Lifetime reality show called “Life’s a Tripp” has finally debuted! I hope everyone enjoyed it. What did you think?(Please tell me it wasn't as bad as it looked! Please!)
I’ve heard many of you ask a similar question: why did I decide to do a reality television show? Well, in many ways, I’m just like everyone else. I’m a young woman trying to make my way in this sometimes complicated world. I’m a single mom, I work at a dermatology office, and I’m trying to fix up a house I bought near my parents’ house. ( I am nothing like you losers but I tried to play at being a "normal person" on TV and failed miserably. I am also hoping that no one picked up on the fact that, despite the title of the show, I seemed to only rarely spend time with my kid and that my body size and chin changed shape like every five minutes.)
When Lifetime approached me about doing a show (After my mom called everybody she ever met in Hollywood and finally talked somebody into producing it after I stole the idea from the Massey brothers.), I was a little hesitant. (I was anxious to finally have the show that I have been promised since I made that agreement with mom.) After all, what could possibly be entertaining about my life taking Tripp to and from hockey lessons? (Don't answer that!) Of course, life always contains unexpected twists and turns. And the Lifetime cameras – which I never got used to! (Apparently I don't have a "good side.")– caught a lot of little adventures on film. You’ve probably seen the so-called “bar fight” (We totally staged,) I got into after some guy called my mom a name? Well, the series will also introduce you to a charity I worked for in Los Angeles, will show you some of my good friends, and let you see how I really responded to Levi’s book. (And this last part is really the main reason for doing this show in the first place. Remember Levi sucks, and abandoned me and Tripp for some hot new piece of ass. And because I will never answer his calls or return his messages, he has NOT seen his son in a very long time, which is TOTALLY his fault!)
It was fun experience, and I’m excited about seeing it all unfold with you viewers at home. But I’ve already seen some of the footage, and I’ve learned one thing. (I was wrong, I look NOTHING like Kim Kardashian, and instead appear on television more like Jay Leno in drag crying through his menstrual cycle.)
It’s crazy to see your own life revealed on a screen. (Why didn't somebody tell me I looked like that?) While watching it, I realized that sometimes I didn’t respond quite right to situations. (I am a raving bitch on ice!) Sometimes I reacted too strongly, and sometimes not strongly enough. That’s why I’m going to do a weekly blog post every week called “On Second Thought.” These posts are where I will go over the episodes as I process the issues presented… and my thoughts on them now that I’ve seen them aired. (I will force Nancy French to earn her damn money and try desperately to explain that I am not insane, and that my cartoonish chin is really only the result of bad camera angles.) Expect the first one tomorrow!
Personally I think that forcing Nancy French to write a post after every show is a colossal waste of time. Considering how badly it bombed, and how few people will probably tune in for future episodes. it would probably be more effective, and less time consuming, if Nancy just called each of them on the phone and apologized profusely for the fact that they wasted precious time out of their lives watching Bristol bitch and whine about the fact that she was raised to never bitch and whine.
However I have to admit that I think THESE posts will be FAR more entertaining than anything that is actually broadcast on that unbelievably shitty show.
Okay, Alaskans (or REAL hockey moms) please answer this for me. At what age do kids up north start hockey practice? 3 1/2 seems a little young for me - and that's how old he's supposed to be right now, not during the shooting schedule of this POS virtual vanity plate.
ReplyDeleteMost Minnesotans and New Englanders get their kids on skates very early, like people who want their kids to learn to swim. Three-and-a-half sounds right, getting used to balance and getting around, with or without a hockey stick. Actually playing a hockey game usually doesn't happen for a few more years.
DeleteFrom a "real" Minnesota hockey Mom, skating at 2 or 2 1/2 and organized hockey started at age 5 when our kiddos were little.
DeleteDo the have to give up the pacifiers during hockey practice?
DeleteThanks - it just seemed weird that she was pulling the "hockey mom" stuff this early. Like her mom, I still don't believe a word of it, but at least I know the age of future NHL pros. I'm originally from New England myself, but we were baseball and football junkies, Mom wasn't a hockey fan. (Love my Red Sox!)
DeleteMy 4 year old grandson has been skating like a champ for a year and is not yet on a hockey team but he practices with his brothers all the time.
DeleteThey can continue to use their pacifiers if they fit under the helmet and guard. They do not have to be toilet trained because they wear thick padded pants.
DeleteThe things we learn on this blog! -:)
DeleteAll I can see when I look at this dull young woman is the outline of her chin implant!
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy!
Bri$tol, you just are not that interesting. And your 'reality' show is phoney and contrived. Go accomplish something meaningful if you want to stop being the butt of jokes.
I too wonder why it is such a bad job, considering the money the Palins have amassed. A friend had a chin implant and it is fantastic. She looks great and if I did not know about the work, I would have never suspected.
DeleteShe had lipo, not a chin implant
DeleteAnon 10:51 I suspect the Palin women's plastic surgeons secretly hate their guts. :)
DeleteSounds about right to me.
Delete:)
DeleteAnonymous9:50 AM
Delete''''All I can see when I look at this dull young woman is the outline of her chin implant!
It reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy!'''
LOL...Which is fitting, since her mother is her ventriloquist, and she is the dummy, repeating everything her mother tells her to say.
Anonymous10:59 AM
DeleteShe had lipo, not a chin implant
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Yes she does have a chin implant, you can see the outline of it. Besides, her original chin was very short, this new chin is long.
Her son Tripp has a chin like her old chin.
O/T - Gryphen, have you considered making your annotations a different color so us visually challenged folks can more easily bypass the Paid Palin Pablum and just go to your incisive wit?
ReplyDeleteMaybe merely doing this would separate the article quotes from Gryphen's comments:
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Would this work?
italics work pretty well for me.
DeleteThanks anon @11:33. That would work, anything to more markedly delineate; "bolding" the comments would help also.
DeleteRe: http://tinyurl.com/AS-44-33-233
ReplyDeleteWas John McCain in charge of vetting? How did the film office determine that the production, Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp, was in the best interest of the state? The focus on Bristol Palin puts focus on Alaskan teen pregnancy, education, single parenting, charities and all that Bristol Palin's name stands for. An uneducated, untalented Bristol Palin equals damage to the state of Alaska. I am horrified what she is teaching single mothers about relationships to bio-fathers and replacement fathers. If it is true she will be shooting at Tripp's father's image and saying that is for single mothers, that is bad beyond words. We know where she learns her relationship technique but that doesn't stop the damages.
With a population of almost one million people, how many agree with the film production office and do they have any recourse if not in agreement? Sarah Palin’s Alaska and Big Hair Alaska have done enough damage. Those failures are only favorable to the few who benefit from the money grab.
Population only 700,000 and there were probably only two or three Alaskans that watched the show. The Palins are pretty much a Lower 48 problem now. They might live here some of the time, and film here, but they've gone Full Hollywood. At least they are not in politics any longer! Regarding Bristol's "lessons" on her show, only idiots would take anything this girl has to say seriously and if they follow her example they deserve everything they get.
DeleteIt's an old and very understood rule that one parent will not put down the other parent after a divorce. Apparently, no one told that to Bristol or because of her mother she's unable to use common sense. I love when Sarah says "common sense Constitutional conservatives" as if she had any. And by the way, what exactly is a common sense constitutional conservative". Are they the only ones who understand what the Constitution says?
DeleteNobody's buying Bristol on the cross. Vapid martyr fail.
ReplyDeleteAlaskan's will put their kids in hockey AS SOON AS they can!! 3.5 is pretty standard.
ReplyDeleteI have a question about Bristol's "job". Doesn't she - supposedly, anyway - work in a dermatologist's office in Anchorage? If so, how does she keep this job if she spend most of her time in LA?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's ever been pinpointed by a Palin that the office is in Anchorage.
DeleteThere IS a dermatologist's office in Wasilla about a mile away from the office Bristol's aunt Molly works at.
Why would Bristol work 40 miles away in Anchorage when there's a job opening that her aunt Molly likely gave her a heads-up about?
Plus, she lives in Wasilla. Is that a reasonable commute daily?
DeleteNot so...remember that when she first decided to be 'independent,' she went to Anchorage into a plush condo and worked at a derm office? (and was going to college, shuttling Levi, Ben and Gino in and out because they all 'love Tripp' and on and on about how hard life is for her. Now, she may be working in Wasilla since that is where her second mansion is, but who the heck knows? And frankly, at this stage, I am so sick of these women I could puke. (By the way, Bristol, if a staged creepy show like yours needs an explanation after every airing, I'd say either you are stupid or the viewers are.
DeleteAddendum: Over the past 3+ years some of our Alaska friends have commented frequently about the heavy traffic during commute hours between Wasilla and Anchorage on the Glenn Highway and the George Parks Highway -- Google Maps sez it's 43.3 miles and an average of 47 minutes one way.
DeleteAssuming that job IS in Anchorage, and she works 9 to 5, she's away from little Tripp anywhere from 10 to 11 hours a day. No wonder Willow the nanny slave is getting burned out.
I don't think Bristol commutes to Anchorage and back, that she works a normal work day or work week...I frankly don't think she works at a job at all. She has spent too much time in the past couple of years doing everything BUT working at a job.
I don't remember when, but I remember it. Bristol was bouncing around doing crazy stuff -- maybe it was when she was on DWTS. At any rate, she told someone and it got in print that she was "the office manager" in a doctor's office. Like, right. Like managers can take all the time off they want -- weeks, months -- who needs an office manager anyway? I guess not HER doctor!
DeleteAgreed with Martha - I remember "office manager." Who hires a high school dropout with no experience or skills as an office manager? No one.
DeleteTo Bristol:
ReplyDeleteCan't you please accept the fact that you bombed and no amount of explaining yourself on a blog is going to help. You have no talent whatsoever and that chin is hideous. You're not even spectacular to look at. You have two lawsuits as of now and borrowing a phrase from "Gone With The Wind", frankly, my dear, we don't give a damn!.
Perfect note to Bristol.
DeleteAlong with their very unpleasant personalities, Bristol and Willow look like crap for their age. Next weeks ratings are sure to put the nail in the coffin for this show. Bristol, like her mother, will blame everyone else for the failure.
Todd's show will be equally embarrassing for the Palin's. Couldn't happen to a more deserving family of assholes.
-Alicat
Hockey practice? He has no coordination yet. He is closer to 5 years old, the LIES about his Birth are catching up with the Palins. Maybe Ballet would be more appropriate for a MAMA'S BOY.
ReplyDeleteAnd why would that be?
DeleteYou can't be suggesting his mother has dance talent which the child may have inherited.
And it can't be because you're stereotyping anyone, surely?
They do start them young in MN. The bigger question is who in the Eff believes she's going to really do the hockey mom route? She's just borrowing from Mom - who never really was a hockey mom. Sara's about as believable in her claims to the past as the guys I know who claim they were at Woodstock. If all of the people who claimed to be there had been there it would have been millions. For Sara to claim "soccer" mom status because she went to a couple of hockey games really pisses me off. I was a soccer dad and believe me it was no picnic to have a traveling year round player - I thanked the stars when both my kids outgrew it.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't stay in one location long enough to sign up the kid for lessons, let alone follow through. This is a woman who couldn't even keep herself in high school for an entire year at a time; why would she suddenly become responsible to a child?
DeleteSoccer = both sexes
DeleteBasketball = Both sexes
Ice Hockey = Males, traditionally.
Sarah Palin: 1 Boy (of age); 3 Girls
So of course she chose a sport that ONLY ****ANGEL, TRACK**** "may" have done;
Absolutely NOTHING about the girls' accomplishments (basketball, ANYthing!)
When I went over to Brancy's blog there were 8 lavishly complimentary comments and 3 or 4 negative comments about either the show or the blog post.
ReplyDeleteI posted my own negative comment directly to Brancy, to wit:
June 21, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Ha, ha, Nancy French, you REALLY shouldn’t write the lavishly praising COMMENTS as well as ghostwriting Bristol’s blog post.
It’s possibly the only thing that’s transparent and obvious about anything having to do with a Palin.
Then I returned here to open this IM blog comment section to comment on those Brancy-blog comments, and forgot that I meant to COUNT them. So, when I returned to the other blog, guess what, the 3 or 4 negative comments had already disappeared!
Let's see how long it takes for my own comment to disappear... 3...2...1
Sarah Palin and her family more than likely wrote some of those lavish praises and it's standard practice to delete negative comments on a Palin blog, FB, whatever. They try their best to manipulate reality.
DeleteThe negative comments haven't actually disappeared, my mistake. They had been offscreen at a non-numbered page, reached if one figures out that "Newer Comments" or "Older Comments" are actually "More Comments".
DeleteSo she works full time now in a derm office? Is Willow the babysitter? I still want to know when she refused to go on Hucks show, was it really Tracks last night home or did she lie there too? You will notice that all the media outlets are calling her show a bomb. Remember...
ReplyDeleteHBO said "Game Change" had the highest ratings for any made-for-TV movie on the network since the 2004 premiere of "Something the Lord Made" (2.6 million).
HBO played "Game Change" a total of four times over the weekend, and it gathered a total audience of 3.6 million viewers.
The Palins are slowly going down the drain and I bet we see a ton more lawsuits coming forth.
Let's make sure we keep track of Sarah's Pac. She has a really high expenditure of lawyers fees now, lets catch her if she adds Bristols too.
Bristol's only hope is to run for office somewhere, set up a Pac and live off that the rest of her life.
Media outlets were sent the first two episodes in advances. The reviews were not kind. Huck was bound to ask Bristol how she felt about the reviews. Not having seen how awful the program actually was, she would not be able to fake her false manta, "Not afraid of life." She is afraid of criticism, heckling, teasing and honest appraisal from a source outside of her intimate friend-family circle.
DeleteIn another month we should find out if the actors, producers, etc. of HBO's Game Change sweep the Emmy nominations.
DeleteOn Second Thought......What I really meant to say was...It was taken out of context....They left out the best part.....I meant to add....I had just woken up!!!
ReplyDeleteBwaahahahaha! Talk about kicking the goal post farther down the field on epic fail! I mean Bristol, you just keep on embarrassing yourself more and more. You must be a glutton for punishment.
Girlfriend, get a clue! Get your ass off the media, get into school, take care of your real responsibilities instead of expecting everyone else to do it for you, and grow up! And yes, that means allowing your son to see his father, as ordered by court.
Best Post Eva! Your translations were spot on and hilarious. The Palins and their ghostwriters statements are so contrived. If their hardworking, thick skin, abstinent mythology were true they wouldn't have to keep telling us about it, it would be apparent in their actions.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, I'm actually looking forward to Bristol's "explanation" posts. They're going to be hilarious. This is pure Sarah Palin. Only she would try to polish a turd. At least she'll be able to "refudiate" the show to the 10 people who read her blog.
PS - Love Bristol's recent abstinence pledge (You know that means they're having lots of oral and anal). I guess they didn't the pic of her in daisy dukes with Gino's hand on her ass. lol.
This trainwreck just gets better and better. You can't make this shit up.
Geez, the imagery. Now I have to go bleach my brain.
DeleteI actually just found out that to all my Evangelical relatives, "abstinence" means EVERYTHING and ANYTHING as long as it isn't "intercourse". Makes the whole abstinence thing a joke.
DeleteAnon 10:11 I agree, the blog reeks of Sarah Palin's insanity, that evil narcissist is such a giant coward hiding behind "the new media" LOL!!
DeleteI think her posts will be far more entertaining than the show itself, which I predict will not air more than 4 episodes.
DeleteYeah, awful imagery, but you know if they've been dating for 2 or 3 years, she's doing something. So she's either lying about the sex or using her 2 other available holes to remain a "revirgin".
DeleteSarah palin, turd polisher! Outstanding
DeleteThe great part of re-virgining is that you can do it everyday. Why not? Some men prefer virgins and what better deal would there be than to be with a re-virgin expert?
DeleteI don't believe anything that comes out of her fake mouth. If she says she's not having sex, she is lying and there is no way to prove it. That's the Palin way, lie and then lie some more.
DeleteWho really gives two shits if she has sex anyway? EWWWWWWW.
I also noticed that my comment at Brancy's blog was date-timed at 12:56 PM when here in my own time zone the time was 10:56 AM.
ReplyDeleteSo, evidently, the Internet Service Provider is in the Midwest time zone. Or someone is faking the timeset.
That's Nancy French's time zone.
DeleteJust horseshit piled on top of moose shit. No explanation can change the reality that the show bombed.
ReplyDeleteTo win supporters and to overcome this disaster, Sarah and Bristol will soon claim Tripp or Trig has a very serious illness.
ReplyDeleteThey will use it to grift tons of money and sympathy.
After a few months there will be a miraculous cure and they will say God healed the child.
They don't realize that people are just plain sick and tired of the whole Palin family and that includes mamma grizzle.
DeleteYou would think that Sarah would have brought Trig along to show all us "haters" she hasn't dumped him off somewhere. Hasn't the family always fawned over Trig and called him their little angel? Why isn't Bristol, Willow or Tripp asking about Trig?
DeleteI guess he's not a useful prop anymore, so they just hide him away. What a shame, he's such a cute kid, not fair he's stuck with that shitty family.
"Yeah, people, don't believe your lyin' eyes. I'll tell you what you really saw."
ReplyDeleteIf she says he takes hockey lessons, that means he doesn't. Yay! More for us to laugh at her about. The more she talks (Brancy) the more the rest of the world sees her stupidity! Thanks Brisket!
ReplyDeleteShe needs to send him to a class to ween him from the pacifier first.
DeleteAha! I knew that kid was older than 3 and a half, more like 5. You don't take a kid to hockey practice/lessons and 3 years of age!
ReplyDeleteIf you live in Minnesota......where hockey is god.....yes you do strap skates on at 3, that is if you are a late bloomer.
DeleteI think the hockey thing is thrown out there for her mother's cred, since she always called herself a "hockey mom".
DeleteWouldn't surprise me.
These people are stuck in an emotional time warp, like at about 6 years old. Why oh why would a 21 year-old desperately seek people's feelings and comments about her over-reactions on a reality TV show? This is absolutely a nightmare and a call for real help. Someone get this girl the help she needs. I guess her parents didn't provide enough emotional support for her, it seems. If no one in her life, including Tripp, and God, can inspire her, then seeking out the ideas of fans means she is desperately addicted to being the center of attention all the time. Why would she want to live under this microscope? Not only is she giving herself up to the altar of reality TV, but now she wants people to process for her. Why can't she process her feelings herself?
ReplyDeleteIntervention! Now I'm back to feeling sorry for her. If she were my daughter, I'd be calling every prayer line and asking for prayer for her. And I'll just say one myself for her too.
Why would she want a stranger's view on if she reacted right or wrong to situations? "Sometimes I reacted too strongly, and sometimes not strongly enough", she writes.
She needs psychological therapy not prayers.
DeleteHow can she work in a derm office in Anchorage and live in Wasilla. Does she drive each day?
ReplyDeleteWhat I would like to know is how she can work in a derm office full time and do her reality show at the same time?!?
DeleteI'm wondering how much input Bristol actually has here. I think Nancy is chomping at the bit to "correct" this families' bad behavior. More Palin spin.
ReplyDeleteBristol´s pores are huge, and her chin looks like a buttocks in that picture.
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol had a job, her show would have had a scene of Bristol frantically getting ready for work while making breakfast for Tripp. If Bristol had a job, her show would have had a scene of Bristol kissing her teary-eyed son, sad that his mother is leaving, goodbye before leaving for work. If Bristol had a job, her show would have had a scene of Bristol, tired but smiling, coming home in the late afternoon to her son´s welcoming arms.
Bristol stopped working when her mom became governor. Bristol became so lazy she could not muster the energy to get out of bed and go to school.
Let's face it. If Bristol really had a job as a receptionist in a doctor's office, she would be up early, getting herself ready for a day at work and her little son ready for a day at a local day care facility. She wouldn't be earning enough to pay for child care at home. If she really has a job at present, she would be wise to forget all about being a celebrity and concentrate doing a good job at work, learning skills that will make her a better employee, and taking care of her son instead of worrying about what people are saying on blogs. if she lived her life privately, no one would say anything negative about her.
DeleteYou'd think if Bristol really worked at a dermatologist's office her giant pores would be worked on at employee rates, pronto.
DeleteA dermatologist doesn't want someone with giant pores in his front office doing a horrible job being a poster girl for his skilled work.
LOL You're absolutely correct about her chin. I went back and looked and her chin and it does look like a butt. Maybe we should call her "butt face".
DeleteBristol does not look like Kim K.
ReplyDeleteBristol looks like Octomom.
Octomom´s face has a nice, firm complexion. Bristol´s face has a loose, lumpy complexion.
DeleteBristol is an Octomom wannabe.
Good grief, Gertie, how low can one set one's sights?
DeleteBristol Palin: Small-town girl bedazzled by the opportunity to become as big a laughing stock as her mother for the "all-mighty dollar."
ReplyDeleteKarma's a bitch, eh kiddo?
You know, yesterday I thought I had some sympathy for Bristol: she's young, not very bright, and has been misled by her mother into the spotlight, where she clearly doesn't belong. I thought we should all lay off and recognize her immaturity and lack of experience in the world.
ReplyDeleteI still feel that way, sort of. A small-town girl from the sticks, who was thrust into the world she will never be prepared for, and told to dance for the audience. But it's hard to have sympathy when she continues to play along, never to recognize that she's in way over her head, and she's asking for criticism -- even in this blog post today -- that would wither stronger, smarter people.
So I won't lay it on. I'll just hope that someone, someday, can get her away from the narrow confines of her life, and help her see the love and happiness that is possible when one opens one's heart to others. When she can forgive Levi, if he needs forgiveness, for the sake of their son. That she humbly takes her place with the rest of us, thanking her luck that she is healthy and wealthy.
That she remembers her comment that she's a
"child of God," and realizes that every one of us is, too -- including Levi, Sunny, the guy at the bar, the Masseys, Democrats, liberals, the whole darn world.
I hope she can smile and laugh with her son every day, and give him the gift of faith, hope and charity.
Well said. I too have a part of me that feels badly for her, while at the same time finding too much of her behavior hypocritical and mean. I know most of us are hypocritical and/or mean at times. I don't know if she will be like this in 20 years. I hope not, for her and her kids.
DeleteI don't think that is possible for Bristol. She sold her soul to the devil, her mother, and the only way she'll be free if there is an exorcism.
DeleteThe post on Bristol's blog makes me feel even more sorry for her. I think it was more likely Sarah who called Nancy French and said 'fix it'. This blog is no different than the Candies abstinence gig, DWTS, the book, or the show. It's all about Sarah and her mythical image. It's about Sarah using and abusing Bristol, avoiding responsibility for her failures and projecting them onto Bristol.
DeleteThere was no criticism or hate directed at Bristol during the campaign. It's freaking ridiculous that Bristol's been continuously charged with proving her work ethic and good judgement.
It's sad to see Bristol brainwashed and clueless and warped and mean to the extent of feeling justified in treating Levi horribly and depriving Tripp of his father and paternal family. It's sad that Bristol may think the money and 'celebrity' she's received is proof that God is on her side. Sad...and disgusting.
I feel the same way. On the face of it Bristol is a vile creature, but you have to ask how she got that way.
DeleteThere comes a time, of course, when you have to take full responsibility for your own behavior. That's why I don't feel sorry for Sarah Palin, whose upbringing, I suspect, was even more fucked up than Bristol's.
Bristol is really on the brink of that now. She's 21, she's got a child, and she's presumed to be an adult. If she doesn't take stock of herself soon and start exchanging the constant whining, pissing, and moaning for a healthier, less entitled attitude, she won't deserve to be cut any slack.
I have to wonder if she's capable of it, though. I think she may be permanently warped.
Was watching Bristol's show and took a drink every time she whined. Passed out drunk before show ended and was in a coma for 38 hours.
ReplyDeleteNext show I will only drink each time she says, "it is hard being a single mom". My wife says don't do it ... you will die.
Your wife is right, you'll die from alcohol poisoning.
Delete"I’m a single mom, I work at a dermatology office, and I’m trying to fix up a house I bought near my parents’ house."
ReplyDeleteHow many times has Bristol 'left' that job for weeks and months at a time, yet can always go back to working there? Does anyone else know of an employer that allows their employee's do that?
And what about that charity? Has anybody checked that out yet?
Bristol, by living in a rented mansion, having a babysitter besides Willow(wasn't she supposed to be home schooled at this time?0 And what happened to her engagement? can go out to lunch and live the great life?
Not your average teen age girl, who, if she looks at what Bristol has, thinks she can have it too.
Because isn't that what the Palin's keep saying?
Bristol is your average unwed teen mom?
Bristol's job is some connection from Sarah Palin. they will cover for her if it comes to that. They just do the vague thing. No documentation that she ever works. Maybe she did some job at a time.
DeleteOnce they yapped on about how she did drive to Anchorage in the cold every morning and back in the evening. She worked hard and had to give Tripp his baths.
It seems she had actually moved into a secret condo in Anchorage and the other was a lie.
The charity was a fake too...according to Malia, the Helping Hands LLC is not only the charity, but the group producing the show, and they have applied for the Alaska Film Credit...what a shock!
Deletethe Helping Hands LLC is not a charity at all.
DeleteIt is a corporation. Set up by Sarah attorney. There is a charity with a similar name. TWO DIFFERENT ENTITIES.
Sarah attorney=CORPORATION=Bristol=PRODUCTION COMPANY=Helping Hands LLC
I am not sure where the Massey Bros fit into this. They do actual charity work. I guess they know that the Palins set up the LLC for Bristol?
No, the charity is Help the Children.
DeleteHelping Hands, LLC, is the production company grifting tax dollars from Alaska's Film Credit program.
"And what about that charity? Has anybody checked that out yet? "
DeleteWhat? You too good to do some Googling?
Then a string of responses repeating incorrect info until we finally get to 1:15PM.
Stop being so damn lazy and brainless, people. Don't mindlessly repeat what you've read if you have no real knowledge about it without verifying it first. GOOGLE. It's SO easy and it really will save you from looking like a mindless drone.
You know, I always wondered what a hot-air balloon with Jack Nicholson's eyebrows would look like.
ReplyDeleteWe could all live our lives much better if we got a second chance, which is what she's trying to do with this blog. I can see it now: "But what I meant was--! What I realize now that I should have said is---!" Give it up, Bristol; you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
ReplyDeleteAnd why do they keep trotting out this dermatologist's office crap? What loving mother with millions of dollars in her bank account leaves her young son with a nanny all day just so that she can drive to the next valley and work at minimum wage deadend job, just so that she can pretend to be "normal" (because nothing says "normal" like doing something stupid)? What is the sense in that? Does she hate Tripp so much that she can't stand to be home with him? Or is it all--gasp--another big fat ridiculous Palin lie?
I wish one of the Masseys would open up about the baby they were changing diapers for. It couldn't have been Tripp, could it? Was Gino the father of that DWTS baby, or one of the Masseys? I would imagine the Masseys to have better taste. "a weekly blog every week"?? Couldn't she make it once a month instead? Makes me think one of the Payme's wrote that. Take a look at her chin, it isn't just the chin implant, her veneers on her top teeth seem to be too large. Her mouth is really out of whack. It matches her brain also, too.
ReplyDeleteYes, Tripp could have still been in diapers. Toddlers...especially boys...are often not toilet-trained before age 3.
DeleteIf you look at one of the other promo pictures of Tripp in profile that have been posted recently, it looks like he already has the same overbite his mother did and still does.
DeleteCall them up on the phone, lol. Could have used a spit-take warning.
ReplyDelete"In many ways, I'm just like everyone else," writes Bristol Palin's ghostwriter. In what ways isn't she like everyone else? Is she different because she's Sarah's daughter, is she more entitled than other people, is she owed a career in television for some obscure reason that the rest of us will never understand? The questions could be endless. But, in the end, who cares. Her show is not worth watching; she is as boring as the Klan Kardashian.
ReplyDeleteI know lots of single parents with young children to raise on a tight budget who drop everything to rush to Washington DC to stage a fake book signing and throw a birthday party for her famous mother.
DeleteTo quote Christine O'Donnell, "I'm you. I'm just like you. I'm nothing that you've heard. I'm you"
As for why Sarah pulled strings to get Bristol a speaking deal, magazine deals, appearances on TV, DWTS, a book deal and this TV deal-- when Bristol clearly does not have the talent to handle any of those things-- guess what Bristol had to give up to Sarah to cement Sarah's life-to-right credentials. Bristol may lack ability, intellect and talent, but she does not come cheap.
She IS like most everyone else. She has two arms and two legs. Too bad she's mommy's puppet. She even has a puppet string chin to go with it.
DeleteWhy didn't Bristol Palin just say she wasn't a WITCH? She's just like us?? Oh that's right Christine O'Donnell already used that line.
DeleteShe might want to re-think that hockey stuff. We know about Jeremy Morlock, and now a 24 yr old ex-hockey player who went to Wasilla High has been arrested in CO for killing his girlfriend's 17 mo old baby. http://www.frontiersman.com/news/former-wasilla-man-accused-of-killing-infant/article_83cc0636-b9bd-11e1-ae62-0019bb2963f4.html
ReplyDeleteAs a young woman I had a run in with some young pros at a party and believe me, I scooted out of there ASAP.
I now and have known for decades 5 players from the Miracle on Ice Hockey Olympic Team along with players through college teams and even one pro player that played in the last Olympics. Please do not judge a sport by one or two bad apples.
DeleteHow does she leave Wasilla everyday to go to work in Anchorage and able to get back for Tripps hockey. Does anyone check into any of this stuff? Do you even know the name of the office she works for? When was the last time she showed up? Is Track still in Wasilla? I didn't know Willow was engaged. Is Gino working? How does he got off for the tapings?
ReplyDeleteBristol is such a good dermatologist that she phones it in while trolling IM.
DeleteThe only question is how long before Lifetime pulls this steaming pile of shit from its lineup?
ReplyDeleteAnd to think that some executive in Lifetime's programming department - probably making well into six figures - thought that this would be worth airing.
Why did Bristol name her son after Shailey Tripp (Todd Palin's prostitute)?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Bristol refuse to get a job?
Why does Bristol pretend her son is younger than he really is?
What happened to Trig?
How many kids have you calved?
DeleteIs Tr-G your first born? Or second
Why were your boobs enormous at the 2008 convention - lactating for Tri-G.
How were your boobs bigger than your mother's when she was the one who had just given birth?
If Tri-G is yours is that why you keep getting TV shows, books and DWTS gigs? If you don't are you threatening to tell the world the truth?
Where is the DWTS baby? Who's it's baby daddy?
So many questions - so few answers
Top Ten Bristol Excuses:
ReplyDelete10. No one told me that it looks dumb to fight with your sister on TV.
9. No one told me that crying on the phone would make me look like a baby. They told me that it would be cute to whine and complain all the time.
8. No one told me that I would actually be living in a mansion with I don't know how many bidets.
7. No one told me what a bidet was. I thought that it was a water fountain, too.
6. No one told me that the charity actually went to skid row.
5. No one told me what Skid Row was. (They never told Willow what Syria was, either).
4. No one told me that there actually are single parents who have to work at real jobs, take care of their kids all by themselves and live in a really small apartment. I had no idea.
3. No one told me that they would show the old footage that we stole, I mean borrowed from the Massey Brothers and some new stuff. It makes me look stupid. One day I have a fat face, then it's thin, then it's fat again.
2. They told me that they were going to make the heckler look bad, not me.
1. No one ever told me that I can't act, I can't speak, that I can't fake sincerity and that I have no personality. They are also telling me that I'm not too smart. I had no idea.
PS No one will tell you this either, Bristol, but everything that is on video that defames Levi can be taped, stored, cached and used against you in a court of law. I hope that you didn't say anything nasty about him.
So Bristol, the hardest workin' single mom in America (TM), leaves her paying job to go volunteer at a charity?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...
Does she have a special skillset that this charity absolutely needed and couldn't find in ANYONE else in all of LA? I don't get the feeling that the outfit she 'volunteered' with is like Doctors Without Borders, which gets those with actual, needed skills (doctors) to help in poor countries.
I guess you do what you gotta do to pull a contrived TV show out of your butt though...
You mean "out of your chin". ;)
DeleteBwahahaha!! Thank you for the spot on translation Grypen, you are the best!
ReplyDeleteThey simple do not see how crazy this latest stunt makes them look. For weeks (months!) we have been hearing in their own words how this show will be the REAL Bristol. Now that the first episode has aired and everyone sees the REAL Bristol, and no one likes her, they come out with this hair brained scheme to tell us all how the REAL Bristol really is via her Monday morning quarter back blog posts explaining things to us. Bristol, my advice to you is just to slink away quietly. You can Hope we all forget this train wreck that is YOUR life, but Fortunately for us, your epic fail will be there for everyone to laugh over forever. You are toast. Next step, working the deli counter at Wal-mart!
ReplyDeleteThey don't care to see how crazy they are. They are taught how to bullchit. No matter what the facts are, they are taught to ignore and make stuff up. They believe if you lie enough, people will believe and that will make it "true".
DeleteBefore the show aired here is the Bristol bs:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/story/2012-06-19/bristol-palin-lifes-a-tripp-lifetime/55677656/1
"Bristol's brother Track, an Army reservist, does not appear because he is stationed in Afghanistan."
She says the Lifetime show will give her — and Tripp — keepsake footage, but it also will provide a window into what she's really like.
"People will be able to see I'm not just a robot."
But she also says she likes the control she has over the show. "I've done everything else like a robot. With this, I can take the bull by the horns, set my own story straight."
SHE CLAIMED TO HAVE CONTROL OVER THE SHOW. That would mean she watched it many times before it aired. Only after bad reviews did she realize she "didn’t respond quite right to situations" and so on.
Bristol Palin is nothing but bs.
In her June promotion before airing the show, her brother was in Afghanistan and would not be in her Lifetime show. Track Palin, her brother, is in the Army and like every other soldier in his troop he left for Afghanistan earlier this year. That was 3 to 4 months ago. How long do they stay for a tour? When Bristol stood up Mike Huckabee for a call in radio interview she said, by way of Brancy, that she was with Track Palin at his home in Alaska. It is hard to tell which are the lies. Did he ever go to Afghanistan or why would he be getting special treatment and how else is he special? Was Bristol just using Track Palin as an excuse? Everything she does makes the lies more apparent to more of the public.
Is she still claiming to be in control of the Lifetime show?
Delete"her chin looks like a buttocks in that picture. "
ReplyDeleteThat's just what I thought-- Bristol had a baby butt implanted in her chin!
I watched about 20 minutes of it when I had insomnia in the middle of the nightand stumbled on to it. I was surprised. For the 20 minutes I saw Bristol did not come off well. Did they have no editorial control? WEre they expecting to be better taken care of by the editors?
ReplyDeleteI'm not even sure Lifetime did itself any favor making her look so bad - unless the viewing audience that would like to see Bristol go down is larger than the viewing audience that would like to see Bristol succeed.
I don't think Lifetime looks all that good for having produced this.
I am still sick to my stomach after viewing the boyfriend. Who was in charge of casting? They may have tried to cut corners and hired the cheapest editor and casting couch.
DeleteGino is not an actor. He is Bristol's Last Chance Squeeze.
DeleteI don't think Bristol needed any help in looking bad.
DeleteIf The Chin's peeps offered Levi $10,000 what did Gino get? $10.00? Levi is high value due to name recognition and being so famous as "dead beat dad". He is in the top 10 most famous dead beats.
ReplyDeleteWill Brancy ever share her second thoughts about keeping the Gino film. I think she needs to sue the editor of her train wreck show. No one should have stolen from their friends in the first place. There was plenty of dullness in Alaska.
Gino got laid and not much else. Now that Brisket has announced her plans to reviriginize herself do you really think Gino's going to stick around? I mean a BJ between actual doing it is fine but you can't live on them alone. Have fun with that Gino - thrown under the bus once again. Bet his friends are having a field day ragging his ass about getting cut off by the easiest piece of ass in Alaska. Hey Gino - you might want to check out Willet - she hasn't taken the vow
DeleteIf he is not getting any that may explain why he appears so wasted, like on drugs. I wish I could talk to Sadie and ask her if her was always that way. Shailey Tripp talked about him as if he had a personality and was likable. She thought he was bright.
DeleteDid something happen to him to make him drastically change between Shailey and Bristol time?
I would respect Bristol more if she took her sorry chin off TV, allowed Tripp to have a relationship with his father and stopped her incessant childish whining. Being the daughter of a quitter governor will get her just so far. Where will she be 10 or 20 years from now?
ReplyDeleteShe can't live off of her mother's notoriety forever.
hilarious!...so they think that pile of crap is
ReplyDelete'so deep' it needs further explaining?
ROFLMAO...omg my sides hurt!!!
Sorry Bristol, there aren't any "do-overs" in real life.
ReplyDeleteYou've put out revised versions of yourself and your life in your book, interviews and tabloids, now your "Reality Show" that is supposed to show the viewers the "real you!" Now you want a PS to all your episodes to correct the "images" you don't like.
All these attempts to "do-over" your life only make you look more like what you are trying to hide. Go back to the truth, if you can remember it, and start from there. It is what it is, and it's not pretty, but until you embrace the truth of your life, you will only be spinning illusions, do-overs.
She should have learned from the chin do-over.
DeleteDon't worry, Gino was paid at least scale but probably more. It was one of Brisdull's "enticements" to get married, doncha know.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, a lot of that money came from the State of AK film commission, didn't it? Helping Hands, LLC, her production company, got a bundle. It's what the Palin Grifters do.
Can Helping Hands, LLC donate to a Pac? I would like to forego my salary and just run for an office. Better to get money from a Pac. You have to pay taxes on salary earned from teh tv.
DeleteSarah, the REAL STAR
If there was ever a dysfunctional family that needed an intervention ... But who to do it? Creepy "pedophiles are OK" Chuck? Old racist slag, Sally? Maybe some of their terrorist, secessionist pals? "Uncle Stinky" (Ted Nugent)? Sycophant Brancy? Cathy Baldwin-Johnson ... oh wait, she's MIA. Pastor Moothy?
ReplyDeleteNarcissists like Sarah never seek help because it's always OTHERS who are the crazy ones. And she's taught Bristol to live by this meme, so Bristol is a 'narcissist in training.' Well, at least she'll have a 'degree' in something -- "Victimhood," with a minor in "Grifting."
GREAT column, Gryphen! You really nailed it AGAIN.
Well said: That's all the Palins are, beside liars and petty thieves. Self-created victims and it's all, and always, about them kind of grifting grifters.
DeleteNarcissists like Sarah never seek help because it's always OTHERS who are the crazy ones. And she's taught Bristol to live by this meme, so Bristol is a 'narcissist in training.' Well, at least she'll have a 'degree' in something -- "Victimhood," with a minor in "Grifting."
Anchorage is about an hour commute-spending on where the office actually is. Lots of people make the drive in. I doubt she's working in ANC. Or at least not full time. If she is full time then she doesn't get o see much of her kid due to being on the road. In winter it can take two hours to get into town!
ReplyDeleteThat was what they said when she first worked at the Derm office. She had to drive hours and it was hard to care for Tripp and spend time with him. The office had a name? It was similar to the places Shailey Tripp worked I thought. Kind of spa-like and various treatments and such.
DeleteIs this it???
Deletehttp://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alaskaskindoctor.com%2F&ei=WLLjT5XoLYbe9AS-0bnRCQ&usg=AFQjCNH8APGalGkkG1dvrCf953h2S4Jnaw
Ancient Hebrew Poetry, NOT SO INTO PATHEOS.
ReplyDeletehttp://ancienthebrewpoetry.typepad.com/ancient_hebrew_poetry/2011/06/why-i-cannot-recommend-patheos.html
Bristol sucks and must remove the Brancy Blog and go legit.
Two questions:
ReplyDeleteA) If she wants Tripp to learn how to play hockey, wouldn't Levi be a great resource - and free? If I remember correctly, he was pretty good.
B) If she's like the rest of us, how did she keep her job while taking weeks off at a time to appear on various TV shows? If I could take six weeks off my job to work for charity and still have the money to pay my bills, I'd do it too. (And I have actual skills my workplace values).
Yes, I'm pretty sure I know the answers.
Dave
Texas
I was going to comment on the same thing about work. If I didn't show up to work, I'd get fired.
DeleteHer stupid "On Second (First?) Thought" will be, inevitably, excuses, excuses, excuses; bad editors, mean people, haters, and whatnot, all making it seem as though Bristol is stupid, whiny, lazy, complaining, ignorant, homophobic, boring, or just plain mean and nasty.
ReplyDeleteNo Palin has ever accepted responsibility for their asinine behavior and attitudes. From what has appeared on Brancy's blog so far, I can't believe this is likely to change.
Seriously? My "reality" show makes me look so awful that I will give viewers the chance to read something called "Wait a Minute! Come Back! Don't Leave!"
Bristol, Bristol, Bristol. Those who would willingly watch your show don't need the blog. Those who would not ever under any conditions watch your show sure the hell aren't going to read your stupid-ass blog while it desperately tries to smear lipstick on a pig that is already bacon.
Bristol doesn't work anywhere. There is no dermatologist's office in Anchorage that employs Bristol. If there were, there would be at least one episode where Bristol has to get up early, get Tripp ready for his day, drive, ...you know the routine. Most of us do. But not Bristol.
ReplyDeleteThe ONE THING she tries to convince us - that she is just like all single moms who have to work - she won't or can't show on her "show." Wow.
This WAS the REAL Bristol Palin. She hopes everyone LIKED it? By industry standards, no one even watched it and no favorable reviews by anyone who did! WTH is her problem that she has to armchair quarterback herself? She needs a couch with a psychotherapist!
ReplyDeleteJust like Mommie Dearest who poo-poos the fact that she set the standard of how NEVER AGAIN to choose a vice-presidential candidate.
I am thinking they keep Bristol far far away from her reviews. She lives in a fortress like environment. When she goes out she is limited,under supervision and followed by Sarah's protection crew.
DeleteI can't wait to see who she blames when the show tanks.
ReplyDeleteIt has already tanked.
DeleteShe'll blame the Kenyan marxist socialist in the WH and "the left".
DeleteSo if Tripp is actually older than he looks then does that mean?
ReplyDeleteTripp was the first baby - the one the rumors were about back when she was 16.
Tri-G was number two - and her appearance at the GOP convention had to be that she was pregnant NOT she had just given birth to the baby Sara was trotting around on the stage as her own. That would explain the post partum belly (said to be pregnancy showing) and 55 gallon drum boobs - lactating like crazy hence the towel stuffed in there. Once the convention got over she went to wearing the baby bump Sara had worn - and then she got pregnant again - and out popped the real Tripp. Maybe he wasn't so cute or maybe he's the godchild the Massey's talked about. Then we add in the DWTS baby and that could easily be four kids - all before she's 21. That is one fertile Myrtle. I wouldn't plant my seed within ten feet of those pulsating ovaries.
I wish somebody would put (Brisy) Baby in the corner and leave her there.
ReplyDeleteBrancy's pathetic blog has Sarah written all over it. Yes, the Sarah who keeps bringing up, re-visiting and re-visioning battles from years back to convince everyone how it wasn't any of her fault. Your challenge Bristol is to see how many years you can stretch out your mistakes and how much money you can make off them.
ReplyDeleteDo you think that Johnny Mac is cringing just a bit over these media whores? I say fuck you! These trashy people will be your legacy FOREVER!
ReplyDeleteWhenever your name is mentioned, people will ALWAYS say "Hey....he's the guy that introduced the Palin Plague upon our country".
He should be prosecuted for treason, and if no one has the balls to do that, at least banished from society.
I'M NOT A CROOK... Oh Really?
ReplyDelete"Helping Hands is a legal entity organized by the attorney for Sarah Palin. It is NOT a charitable organization. That legal entity applied for a tax credit, and although approved, the amount of money to be paid to Helping Hands has not been disclosed. I left three messages for Dave Worrell of the Film Office, and he never returned my call. He has told me in the past that the information about amounts of money awarded in tax credits is not available to the public until it is available on the Web Site. The web site of the Film Office in Alaska does not currently disclose the amount of the tax credit awarded to Helping Hands...."
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/06/21/the-palin-family-reaps-financial-benefit-from-the-alaskan-taxpayers/
Hey Bristol, get a real life and you won't have to pay your ghostwriter to make up excuses for your sorry chin ass fake show.
ReplyDeleteDUCK EVERYBODY, THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
ReplyDeleteComment from Malia Litman's blog:
Sarah Palin said she was the governor of the largest state in the union.
Alaska is known to be one of the biggest recipients of federal financial aid from the United States of America tax payers.
Therefore the United States of America taxpayers are paying for the salaries of Bristol Palin and Sarah Palin as well as financing the production of Sarah Palin’s Alaska, Big Hair, Life’s a Tripp, and Stars Earn Stripes through this film tax credit Sarah Palin passed..
Millionaire Sarah Palin who claims to be a conservative who believes in the principles of the TEA Party took personal advantage of her government job to pass and manipulate laws in Alaska to personally enrich herself, Bristol Palin and the Palin family.
I think the LLC entitled HELPING HANDS says it all.
The Palin’s hands are helping themselves to money sent to Alaska from the good people of the lower 48 to help the good people of Alaska but is quietly being diverted to help the hands the Palins are putting into our pockets!
Now this reinforces the claim that Shailey Tripp made that Todd Palin was her pimp. The Palins are showing the world that they have no scruples how they collect their riches.
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/06/21/the-palin-family-reaps-financial-benefit-from-the-alaskan-taxpayers/
I'm sorry but that picture of Bristol has the lower mouth and chin of one of those talking dummies, I mean puppets.
ReplyDeleteThat family sure can lie!
LOL Bristol only had her chin realigned and lost 5 lbs.
Sarah claimed she could not afford another failure and this Bristol show was vital to her.
ReplyDeleteNow she has to go on about how it shows reality and a real Bristol? Not the glamourous stars like Hollywood. Not the non-family programs like the Shores. Just good wholesome truth telling reality of Bristol the hard working single mother. Sarah needs this success no matter what it takes. She gave Bristol full control and Bristol better not fail Sarah again. Especially after what she did when Sarah was picked to run for Veep. And all that Sarah has done for her since her big mistake.
Do Bristol and Willow continuously Speed while driving because they like it when the State Troopers stop them and say,"SPREAD 'EM'?
ReplyDeleteBristol and Willow "SPREADS THEM" in a car, boat, broken into house, canvas tent and every where else without being asked to.
DeleteJust make sure you have a wine cooler with you.
Sarah gives her kids names that means something. I'm surprised Sarah didn't give her girls the same middle name "Butter" since they spread so easy.
DeleteSarah Palin has a reputation of throwing friends, family and state employees under the bus.
ReplyDeleteWhy should Bristol be different with her friends in Alaska?
Bristol told the whole world on "Life's A Tripp" that nobody in Wasilla... not even her friends can be trusted. I wonder where did Bristol learn that paranoid family trait from (Sarah!)?
"Our own friends sell stories about us," Bristol says. "You think some random babysitter's not?"
Oh boo hoo hoo we are the victims sob sob...
"Our own friends sell stories about us,"
DeleteYES! Bristol is talking about you Debbie, Barbie, Janice, Katie.... of Wasilla
Remember that when Bristol sends you her trial marriage registry from McDonalds.
:-}
DeleteBitch - stop doing things that are story-worthy, like screwing your brains out during an abstienence tour, and no one will sell stories.
DeleteAnd, Bristol did an interview with a magazine this week saying she's chosen not to have sex til she's married. Why tell the world this? Who wants to know?
ReplyDeleteShe really must be living in some bubble where she thinks she is the center of the world and every human on the planet is waiting with bated breath for her every motion or word. She wants everyone to ponder on how she presented herself in a fake reality show. Like, "how am I doing, did I react correctly? Did I show you all that I'm a great positive strong, independent, intelligent, person? Don't you all think I have had such a tough life? Do I present my strengths, despite being harassed and enduring all the haters out there? Do you all think I am a good mother? Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Tell me - tell me - a thousands times - how wonderful I am!!!!!!
Yea, this coming from a so called "thick skinned" person. What a crock.
Deleteshe's chosen not to have sex till she's married.
DeleteThanks for the confirmation, Bristol. You said the same thing on Oprah, and she asked several times "Are you SURE you want to put that out, you're young and circumstances may change"
Why keep bringing that up? The idiot doth protest too much.
Let's see how the mature Palins handle their flubs and mistakes:
ReplyDelete1. Sarah writes notes on her hand, gets caught and has to pretend that it was a joke, see, I do it all the time.
2. Sarah Palin couldn't answer the simple question, "What do you read to inform your world opinion?" so she has been attacking and fighting with Katie Couric for that gotcha question for 4 years. Hint: If you are such a good Christian, Sarah, the answer is "The Bible."
3. In a recent speech, Sarah is still fighting the lamestream media for reports of a divorce-- how many years ago was that story?
4. Sarah can't remember if Trig was born at 8 month at MatSu or 7 1/2 months in Anchorage.
5. Bristol states that Levi never tries to see Tripp, yet Levi produces text messages asking to see Tripp.
You can spin and spin, but you can't re-do the truth.
So she wants a do-over after every episode of this piece of shit show? This is beyond pathetic. I like Andrew Sullivan's take: "This is how the Palins end." By chasing celebrity. Disgusting bunch of nitwit grifters.
ReplyDeleteI've often noticed that people with conservative brain orientation tend toward making efforts to construct revisionist versions of reality that present themselves in a positive light.
Delete-All while ironically failing to realize that they MUST create revisionist realities in order to be seen in that positive light.
It always seems like so much effort to me, to create all this self-serving fiction and have to remember it all and not screw it up. Wouldn't it just be easier to be a decent human being to begin with?
"Dermatology office" is beginning to sound something like "walking the Appalachian trail." Made up out of thin air.
ReplyDeleteYes, Bristol is just like ordinary young single mothers her age. Working in a dermatologist's office being able to take as much time off work as she wants. And being able to leave town for a few months, then return to the job anytime she wants.
ReplyDeleteWith the money she's earned these past 4 years, couldn't Bristol give that dermatologist's job up for some other young Alaskan girl who desperately needs a job. Bristol doesn't desperately need a paid job. It's pretty selfish for her to be paid by multiple sources, travel for speeches, those highly-paid magazine gigs, and her reality tv shows; she's owned a condo, a house, and now owns another house, and seems to need nothing. WHY would she go back to a full-time $15-20$ job?
She thinks people are stupid.
I guess if you want your privacy, you shouldn't have a reality show on TV. If they are going to show that you are just an immature girl who isn't ready for motherhood, then you shouldn't have a reality show on TV. If you need to explain why everything that you do needs an explanation, you're not grown up and mature, and you certainly shouldn't have a reality show on TV. Advice to Bristol: Please allow Tripp to grow up in private. You are not star material, and neither is her. You do not have of the charm, intellect, personality or anything else to be considered a TV Star. You are still a girl who has too much money, too much free time and no business being on TV. Go home and grow up.
ReplyDeleteSunny and Sadie are quoting Tripp on Sunny's FB wall now. Will they become the S&S Team and get a TV interview together?
ReplyDeleteWow, gotta love the Palin family values. Willow quit her job over the phone and Sarah just says Willow! (what she meant was why didn't you just text her?) atta girl, just like mama, a quitter. The staged scene of Bristol and Gino was pathetic. Bristol in a boutique shopping with Willow and Bristol says IMAGE. Don't matter to me. That's some funny shit right there. Saddle ranch scene, really Bristol? IF that actually was true and not staged, then remember how it felt. That's what you Palins do to people every day with out giving it "a second thought". Those ungrateful brats are living in a mansion with unlimited money, so many things to do and all you do is bitch and moan. Boo Fuckibg Who....I'm all alone, nobody is here to help me with Tripp. I'm doing this alone and can't control Tripp. He has no father figure in his life, blah blah blah ... Tripp Johnston has a father, a daddy. His name is Levi Johnston and he along with his family are begging to see Tripp. Your the one who keeps them apart. Sense your family values don't seem to work and it's apparent that every day tripp is becoming more out of control and acting like a spoiled brat for once in your life do the right thing and allow Tripp the love from the family that will make sure he gets a normal childhood and all the genuin pure love that money can't buy! They would be happy to read a bed time story to him every night, willow can have her life back and not be stuck baby sitting. Oh, but you can't do that, you will scrape the bottom of the shut bowl before you would ever let Levi see his son. You wouldn't have anything to bitch about if you did. No money to make if you did. Doing the right thing don't apply. One week end with Levi and tripp comes back to you like a little man and no binkie stuck in his mouth. I watched the show, it hurt worse that a root canal. I will never watch Lifetime again as long as They let that pile of crap keeps getting deeper. Keep bitching and moaning Bristol. One of these days, after you lose all your money and mommy don't need you any more you will find out what reality really is. Go Massey brothers! Go Levi! Tripp Johnston. Say it with me Bristol, Tripp Easton Johnston! Hahaha. Sounds good hu?! :)
ReplyDeleteBristol knows by now her show is a bomb and people are laughing at her.
ReplyDeleteIs Brancy's Blog supposed to give her another chance? Or is it another way to get money off the show, which is becoming more apparent, is how the Palins get the Alaska film tax credits.
Big Time Grifting and the Palins are not too proud to stop and sweep up the crumbs left over from the party.
"I want you to understand that I don't whine during this episode. What the liberal mainstream media calls 'whining' is just me showing the hard reality of being a single mom without any support from my son's father. I'm a strong, independent woman who just gets stronger from all the h8, and I love my real job at the doctor's office and just want to live on the DL but I just keep getting these opportunities to set the record straight. And when some homosexual (who should not be allowed to marry, according to that Bible I never read--but Nancy kinda does, just enough to toss in some random quotes from it--no matter what 'Glee' and those horrible Sasha and Malia girls think) says random awful things about my mom, of course I get upset. What real American, non-elite, strong, mature, rational girl wouldn't? That's not whining. That's the real Bristol."
ReplyDeleteCute. In a stomach churning, real kinda way.
DeleteI read that when Lifetime offered Bristles the show, $carah said "She is the ORIGINAL unwed teen mother. Triple the offer, then we will talk" Also, too, she demanded final approval of all scenes. This would explain why the show is so crappy. No functioning adults were allowed to speak up. Maybe the producers just said "Let them have at it, see how it ends up" Well, the Masseys should consider the Palins "stealing" their idea just PETTY THEFT, and be thankful they had no part in this disaster.
ReplyDeleteThe "original unwed teen mother"? WTH??? She's not the first and she won't be the last. What a stupid statement. Sarah sounds proud of her daughter's accomplishments of getting pregnant before marriage.
DeleteSorry, MTV had several pregnant teen mother programs before Bristol "received" her offer.
DeleteGiven Sarah's connections with the Religious Right, I didn't think that they approved of single teens getting pregnant.
I have only read the post, none of the comments yet.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is any way anyone outside of the blog owner/administrator could see where the comments actually came from? I am saying this, because I really expect that Nancy and Bar$tool and $arah and... ALL will write glowing comments - and then also will write disparaging ones. Somehow, I cannot imagine that ANYONE would follow this Grifter-Mini_Me on a ghostwritten blog...
14:57...14:58...14:59...is it over yet?
ReplyDeleteGryphen, would you consider doing a weekly dissection of I'mASingleMom Palin's pathetic pleas for approval? I don't often get to read Bris--uh, Nancy's blog, and this post was a genuine, beverage-sprayin' hoot.
Just a thought...
you could chip petroglyphs in that thick pancake
ReplyDeletecrap on her face.
O/T. Thanks to Andrew Sullivan for sharing this young man's accomplishments. He truly has had some hard times to overcome. It refreshed my soul after too much Palinsanity.
ReplyDeletehttp://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/06/i-am-not-shy-and-i-will-visit-with-anyone.html
Aurora
Thanks Aurora and Mr Sullivan
DeleteWhat a beautiful testament to the human spirit!
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alaskaskindoctor.com%2F&ei=WLLjT5XoLYbe9AS-0bnRCQ&usg=AFQjCNH8APGalGkkG1dvrCf953h2S4Jnaw
ReplyDeleteDoes she "work" here or get "work" done here..she has a like on her Facebook page for this place.
That looks familiar. I don't know for sure but it does look like the one I saw long ago. I think it is close to her old condo.
DeleteI totally had a Levi Johnston sex dream today.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
Is that you Todd Palin or is this Sarah Palin?
DeleteReally. Tripp is what three and Bristol has not yet learned how to bath him? The soap in the eyes was horrible. The dumbass did not even know to flush his eyes.
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin SECOND WORST MOTHER EVER. Now there is a title she earned.
Oh for pete's sake, give it up already and quit like your half-assed mom did! Go.Back.To.School girlfriend. Get a life and join the rest of the world and stop looking in the mirror. It isn't always about you girl.
ReplyDeleteA new low in "reality shows".
DeleteIt sucks even more than she imagined, and thinks people will read her blog before forming an opinion?
Epic Fail!
The Palin Curse continues.....
How many hits a day does her blog get, 8?
ReplyDeleteLet's count them, there is Bristol, Sarah, Nancy French, Willow, Piper....
DeleteBristol Palin the 2nd most incompetent mother in Wasilla. Sarah Palin is 1st, we see the results through her Juvenile delinquent Teenagers and Unwed Pregnant Mothers WILLOW and BRISTOL.Maybe if they had attended High School like other Teens in Wasilla, They might not have turned out so bad and Stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe preposterous fake-about-everything-Bristol now has Nancy commenting AGAIN posing as the English-challenged, brain-impaired illiterate spawn of sarah.
ReplyDelete"I’m going to do a weekly blog post every week called “On Second Thought.” These posts are where I will go over the episodes as I process the issues presented… and my thoughts on them now that I’ve seen them aired."
Oh please, "...process the issues?" The only issues are the one's emanating from your minuscule and starved brain along with your crappy mother, what's her name.
Listen Bris, you are not talented, smart, or literate. You are, however, stupid beyond belief!
Dear Bristol,
ReplyDeleteWhile you can't get a "do over" for your first show you can get a "do over" for your Chin. a surgeon can easily remove than implant for you.
Your welcome.
Remove her implant? But the boys like to rest their walnuts on them or set their beer cans on them.
DeleteI didn't watch the show -- seemed like a stupid waste of time (to be fair, I have that same opinion of every "reality show"). I did look at the blog. Nothing much there, but the comments were priceless.
ReplyDeleteBasically, it's just a bunch of Crazies4Palin flooding the comment section, and they all pretty much say the same thing: Bristol = awesome, Tripp = cute, gay guy in bar = Satan, Palin = next POTUS.
I swear, they're all going to get carpal tunnel syndrome trying to polish that turd.
What was the viewership? Around 700k as I recall? I wonder how they're going to spin it next week when it's under 500k viewers?
That's the liberal media for you, damn progressives won't watch just any old crap (we are picky when it comes to crap on TV). Oh look! Tosh.0 is on!
Dan Abrams, creator of MEDIAite has named Sarah Palin as #1 TV Pundit. What do you think of that honor?
ReplyDelete"Bristol did an interview with a magazine this week saying she's chosen not to have sex til she's married."
ReplyDeleteIf active Bristol is going to give up regular sex until she is married then she's going to have a sore ass, tired mouth and probably develop carpal tunnel in her wrists. The Palins can't wait till marriage to have sex. There is history of 3 generations of pregnancy before marriage that substantiates that claim.
Is that why Bristol announced that she is going to have a trial marriage?