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Courtesy of The Futon Critic:
Lifetime has bumped its new series "Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp" back an hour to Tuesdays at 11:00/10:00c, the network confirmed this morning. Just 506,000 viewers on average tuned into back-to-back episodes this past Tuesday at 10:00/9:00c (including a 0.2 rating in adults 18-49), down from its premiere of 726,000 viewers on June 19. Encores of "Dance Moms" will instead fill the 10:00/9:00c hour on Tuesdays, following its original broadcast at 9:00/8:00c. 2.125 million viewers tuned into the most recent episode of the series, including a 0.8 rating in adults 18-49.
Wow! How bad does a series have to be to get kicked out of their timeslot and into a WORSE one only two weeks after their debut? That of course is a rhetorical question since THIS show is clearly the answer.
Things, or people, that I am thankful not to be right now.
- The person at Lifetime who gave the okay to put this train wreck on the air.
- Tripp Johnston who will forever have his name associated with one of the worst programs ever broadcast on the airwaves.
- A refrigerator in Wasilla.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...to Beefy's show getting pushed back to 11:00 pm! Baldy's fans are OLD...they were barely able to stay awake to 10....they can forget about making it to 11!
ReplyDeleteThey'll have to set their alarms in order to watch this shit!
AGAIN...those Palins can't do SHIT right!
Cost of Trig fake pregnancy coverup? $$$
DeleteCost of covering up Todd's Pimp business? $$$
Cost of Botox, plastic surgery and wigs? $$$
GinaM's take on it all? PRICELESS!
Thanks for your usual wisdom and wit! And good call on the "old" fans who go to bed too early to witness the 'Whine-fest.' Yup. That's their audience. When "Beefy" called "Baldy" a "rock star," she must've meant Rudy Vallee.
I wonder how much the Mama Grizzly had to pay to just keep it on the air.
DeleteJust got to watch Beefy's 1st craptastic show...FAIL!
DeleteHow many times will BrisDull say "out of my comfort zone"? We should make it a drinking game :)
One of my parents friends house... Mark Burnet?
I want to bring Tripp up to be Alaskan?
Hmmmm...WTF does that mean?
A dumbass like all the paylins?
Willard looks preggo or postpardum, hard to tell b/c this shit is shot all over the past two years.
Chin, no chin, boobs, no boobs, black hair, yallow hair.
"not one single Bidet in AK"...plenty of douchebags tho!
The mechanical bull is not so funny...nor you don't like my mom b/c your homoesexual?
She pulled that out of her ass!
Someone suggested a BIG huge Bong full of WEED with many mental health breaks to watch the 2nd one...
I'm workin' on it.
Lifetime...Cancel this piece of CRAP will ya?
I forgot to mention...Beefy, wallow and Geeno are about exciting as my dog's turds...
There is nothing but Shit there!
There's still the 3 am slot.
ReplyDeleteAnd in other breaking news, TomKat are splitting up. Guess the contract was up.
What are you smoking? You are on the wrong thread.
DeleteI can't believe people keep thinking of ways to give money to this high school dropout, uneducated, nasty, mean-spirited, spiteful, girl.
DeleteShe and her Willow are just like Sarah. Piper is the same as they are. I saw that photo of her giving the finger to a little boy, with the most evil expression on her fear. I have never in my life seen a small child (she was about 6 at the time) have such an evil expression on their face.
The Palins are just evil to the core.
Hadn't heard, eh?
Deletethe contract was for 10 years, same as Kidman..... Has it been 10 years? don't think so.
DeleteAnonymous @ 12:35 PM, that picture of Piper was photoshopped.
Deletehttp://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/piper.asp
NO - it was for 5 years - check out Blind Gossip. They called it correctly some time ago.
DeleteKaJo1:39 PM
DeleteAnonymous @ 12:35 PM, that picture of Piper was photoshopped.
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It wasn't photoshopped, they cannot photoshop something like that. That IS piper, with the mean evil face. Also if it were photoshopped, they would have posted the proof. IT WAS NOT photoshopped.
The original photo of Piper with the two fingers up demonstrates her bilingual gesture repertoire.
DeleteThe two-fingered salute is the British gesture for "F*ck You".
Smart as well as mean. ;)
KaJo? Please give it up...old old Photoshop news.
Deletehttp://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/piper.asp
Well, I guess that's the final turd in the litterbox for that show.
ReplyDeleteAnnon 11:47. That's great! "Final turd in the litterbox".
DeleteIt certainly should be. But, don't count Mama Grizzly out just yet and her ability to self-promote and fatten up her bank account...Maybe a show for little Pooper, I mean Piper or better yet, little Trig.
DeleteChuck Heath: Bone Collector?
DeleteCreepy Chuckie & Creepy Chuck Jr, starring in
Delete"Kiddie Fiddlers on the Roof"?
Or...."those kids are always loosing their underwear with Sandusky"
DeleteAnd Teen girls don't need no stinkin' underwear! Go naked!
Right sarah?
Now what did Chuckles cram down your throat?
Anyone know how to email Lifetime without having to create an account on their website?
ReplyDeleteI deleted them from my channel lineup.
Deletetweet them @lifetime or go to their facebook!
DeleteYou can go here to submit feedback:
Deletehttp://www.mylifetime.com/about-us/support
And you can always visit their facebook page. There is an entire section devoted to Bristol's show.
I watched this garbage last night when I couldn't sleep. I was stunned at just how shallow, self centered, and manipulative Bristol really is. I know we have seen it in Sarah before but Bristol comes off as an absolute monster!
ReplyDeleteBesides that this show is just truly awful. What's it supposed to be about again? Two girls endlessly whining about how life's not fair? There's no plot, no point, and absolutely no entertainment value to it what so ever.
It may have worked pretty well for the insomnia though if it hadn't been for all the shrieking and crying.
Just think this is what they WANTED us to see! This is supposed to show them in a GOOD light! It's official the Palin's are all completely delusional!
It must have been a nightmare growing up in that house if that's how Bristol and Willow handle their "problems." Listening to BRistol bash Levi in front of Tripp is probably how Sarah and Todd bashed Trooper Wooten in front of his kids. (The judge had to admonish them that they were emotionally abusing his kids).
DeleteHas anyone gone over to Brancy' blog tog check what damage control she is doing today?
Delete"Just think this is what they WANTED us to see!"
DeleteEh, this is their normal. If you grow up with parents who don't sleep together, a mother who doesn't mother you (hello! POOP RING!), a father who gets you to name your baby after his hooker, siblings who are vandals and drug addicts--what we see on this show looks pretty normal. These are the people they show on COPS, just with more money.
Isn't that sooo Bristol. To be the biggest laughing stock and failure in a show she has been promoting for weeks, months. So what is on her mind? SCOTUS.
DeleteTruth Revealed: The SCOTUS Decision
June 29, 2012 By Bristol Palin 65 Comments
1:31- HAHAHAHA!!
DeleteNow THAT is funny!
To borrow a phrase from Dlisted:
Brisdull is probably deep throating a tube of raw cookie dough screaming "FUCK MY LIFE"!
I am Pretty Sure she's not blogging about the Universal Healthcare Reform Act!!
HAHAHAHA! Oh Brancy, you dumb bunny!
@ 12:53 PM - in her "on Second Thought, I'm An Idiot" blog, she said that teaching a four-year-old to stick out his tongue is raising a child with good morals......
DeleteWell Bristol DID announce to the world on any talk show that would have her that she wanted America to see the REAL Bristol!
DeleteBe careful what you wish for Brissy cause you have an ugly attitude and are a horrible excuse for a parent. DCHS needs to take that child away from you before you permanently damage his psyche. Break the child abuse cycle Brissy!
Scotus Potus my ass. Bristol who forgets to vote doesn't give a flying chit about politics except for the fact that she might get a free wardrobe, make-up stylists and a first-class seat on an airplane. It's a waste of time Brancy - Sarah & Bristol have already ruined her future run for ANYTHING - thank God!
DeleteHa Ha....Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete-sheba
"Dance Moms", as a lead-in, may be an attempt to draw in more viewers - thinking that, particular, target audience will stay around for bp...pitiful.....
DeleteDance Moms was already the lead-in. But now they inserted additional repeats of Dance Moms to bump BP's show later. Can you get much worse?
Delete1:05- I believe Dance Moms is ALREADY the lead in. Still couldn't do it.
DeleteSo now they are showing ENCORE episodes of Dance Moms (ya know, Repeats).
I think they added extra episodes of Dance Moms because they didn't have anything else. Let's face it - two hours of Dance Moms is not going to get you primed for this disaster.
DeleteAnd replaced by "encore" episodes of another show - RERUNS draw more viewers! Ouch.
ReplyDeleteDon't you love how Sarah is so quick to run to the Enquirer to bemoan her family's participation in reality TV shows? How that makes her look un-serious?
Hahahahahahahah
Sarah isn't fooling anyone. She wanted that show on. Isn't the next episode supposed to be about her at CPAC?. They are such liars. Guess the bragged about 3m FB followers(lie) didn't help her out.
DeleteSorry 11:57, you said the words!
DeleteDance Mom REPEATS!!
HAHAHA!
Maybe they think if people quint their eyes they'll believe that Nasty Brunette yelling at everyone is Abby - when it's *really* Brisdull or Willow!
It. Could. Work!
;)
You forgot one:
ReplyDelete-a Palin
It has to totally suck to be them. No envy here. Love my life, family, and friends. They prove the adage that money can't buy happiness.
Uh, oh. For "Whining With Tripp" to be replaced in that time slot with reruns, is quite hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin = Tonya Harding
DeleteSorry but you're wrong, Tonya Harding has more class than Sarah.
DeleteGet it, Bristol? The world just ISN'T INTO YOU. Wonder what you'll try next to gain attention! I'll guarantee you one thing, it will bomb even worse!
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea: Why not get an education and MAKE something of yourself as opposed to the whiny, crying, potty-mouth you are now?
She's obviously uneducable beyond a 5th grade level.
DeleteMebbe she'll get pregnant again (fifth time?) and try to grift on that. After all, isn't that what kids are, moneymaking props?
Delete"Here's an idea: Why not get an education and MAKE something of yourself as opposed to the whiny, crying, potty-mouth you are now?"
DeleteTakes brains, ambition, and dedication to do that.
What I see as a n insult here is that Bri$tol got her $$$ up front, and unless Lifetime has a success clause in the contract, $he will get away with quite a bit of $$ (more than you and I would make in a YEAR, most likely!)
DeleteBristol, Gino is the only thing you have left to make money with. Hire your pimp daddy, fire your dumbass mother and make a sex tape! That shouldn't be hard. With all the pre tapped footage you have of camping you can edit, copy, paste, delete, photo shop, and hire a stunt double who has a sexy voice that can moan and groan for you, (your whining vocals would keep any man limp dicked even with a double dose of Viagra) well
Deleteyour bumping and grinding with Gino in the tent. It's ok, we will still believe your abstinent.
Squeeze as much money out of that sex tape as you can and when that dries up you can sue Gino for giving you whine coolers and raping you in your passed out in the tent. Toad, your turn to give Bristol some pointers.
I imagine Queen Mama Grizzly wouldn't cotton to any higher education, lest her cub run the risk of becoming a (gasp!) liberal.
DeleteMama Grizzly is probably afraid that by the first weekend away at college, Bristol will be smoking weed, drinking herbal tea, eating ramen noodles and reading Betty Friedan's "The Feminine Mystique".
Oh, the HORROR!
OT: Martin O'Malley, a REAL Governor from the Great State of Maryland (my home state, in fact) had this to say about the Republican reaction to the ACA ruling yesterday:
ReplyDelete"The only health care mandate they can embrace are transvaginal probes for women"
I can't wait to vote for that guy for President in 2016!
I'm liking O'Malley more all the time. (He's my guv too) I could not believe when MD elected that jackass Erlich! Ugg. O'Malley never misses a chance to stick it to Bob "transvaginal probes" McDonnell!!
DeleteSweet. Glad he isn't an apologetic liberal.
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DeleteWRONG thread.
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Dinty posted this as O/T which stands for Off topic.
Still wrong thread.
DeleteActually I appreciated the reminder of what a cool guy Martin O'Malley is..."off topic" of course.
DeleteThe show is unbelievably bad. What I don't get, is that the show was originally promoted as a glimpse into how Bristol is getting her life together...'career choices,' dealing with single parenthood, etc. She has it extremely easy. She lives off her parents, and indeed, on their property.
ReplyDeleteAll it's been so far is a pity party. She has nothing to cry about.
Levi should, obviously, pay what he can in support, but let's get down to the brass tacks: Bristol and Tripp don't need his money. They are doing fine.
Why doesn't the girl actually get on with her life? Why doesn't she get an education, go to college (has she even ever mentioned going to college?) in order to support herself and child in the future? Show other young single mothers that that is the key to a future, because she's no role model right now. She has incredibly rich parents to live off of.
There's nothing redeeming about this show. Good riddance.
She has no character. She has no life. All she has going for her is the single mother crap, and mooching off her parents and trying to become a celebrity. I highly doubt the gay heckler would have known her had they not said who she was. She is a poor man's Heidi Montag. A poor man's Octomom. A poor man's Sarah Palin.
DeleteSomehow I just don't see a Palin and college going together. Remember, Mom had to go to five of 'em and Dad never went at all. If Bristol were to go to college I'm sure it would just be one more FAIL. Those Palins don't have a clue about hard work... though they sure want everyone to think they do. Funny.
Delete“Bristol and Tripp don't need his money. They are doing fine.”
DeleteBri$tol may be rich, and doesn’t need Levi Johnston’s money, but he should still pay child support. He helped make the kid. Other than that, I agree with everything else you said.
I hope Levi at least gets joint custody. Not that it is the best interest of Tripp, I don't see the court doing what is best for
DeleteTripp. Joint custody and no child support would be a compromise for adults. Not best for Tripp.
There are real life gals who got pregnant when they didn't expect to, chose to keep the baby and had little support and help from the other parent or from family. They have to juggle a job, continuing education and family issues. What do you do if the kid is sick and you can't miss work? How do you explain to a mean boss that you have to be at the school for a parent conference?
DeleteMy daughter enrolled her kids in any kind of little group for kids, as much for the contact with other parents as it was for the kids to play with each other. It's called networking, and it forms the support system for young mothers who exchange play dates, babysitting swaps, and advice on how to deal with common problems. Bristol's support system was her domineering mother and her whining sister. There is no positive support system in bashing Levi.
Please don't suggest that Gino is a support figure, a male role model or anyone who is supportive. Looking at the coming episodes, they vacation together, get mad at each other and separate, all to add drama to a show that has no drama. If Gino wants to be a father figure, there he would have put arm around Bristol in the show and said, "I'm here for Tripp. Let's go fishing, hunting or anything else." We also do not see Todd interact with his grandson. Some male has to teach that little boy how to stand at the toilet. It's a guy thing.
Bristol's show is self-serving instead of inspiring other single mothers.
I said, "Levi should, obviously, pay what he can in support." Agreed. What I mean is this: Bristol and her son will never have to worry about not having a home, a roof over their heads, food on their table, etc. They will be fine. There are young single mothers out there that do have to worry about that, that have no other means of support other than child support. She should quit crying and feeling sorry for herself. It just doesn't wash.
DeleteSure, he should pay a reasonable sum of child support... and he should have access to his son and not have to deal with the insanity of the Palins. All of this should be handled privately and neither you nor I should have any concern for their problems. But the crazy hate family have made sure we know every bad thing Levi has done (plus a few things he didn't even know he did I'm sure). For Bristol to have such a cow and berate Levi in front of his child and the rest of world when she is in no great distress without the child support is really the point. This is how she is defining her "brand". I predict the show will continue to slip away into the wee hours and then just fall off altogether.
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DeleteLevi should, obviously, pay what he can in support,
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But I was going to comment that the OP had a great point in that “Bristol and Tripp don't need his money. They are doing fine.”
As I'm about to type out the suggestion that Brisdull could have helped out at any number of women's shelters or LIFE Houses (where the women "Choose Life" and then are faced with the very stark reality that they have No Money. NO home. No family. No job. No prospects. No insurance.
But HEY- they didn't abort! So where are all the Pro-Lifers flocking to help these women who made "the right choice" (in their opinion)? More money goes to Fighting Planned Parenthood than aiding "houses" like those.
Anyway, my point was the charity - as much as it was a joke - could at least have shown the plight of some REAL single moms, struggling to make their lives work. And then Brisdull could really see it.
BUT, ha ha ha, silly me~
I forgot that Brisdull has already visited HAITI post-Earthquake--- and she can STILL come back to AMERICA, make SIX FIGURES complaining about her life, and calling herself a victim.
She has a really, really, REAlLY long way to go before she is even Slightly redeemable as a person, IMO.
Excellent point. Anyone I have known who has been to a poverty and calamity stricken country would never show the utter lack of compassion Bristol Palin shows in this whatever ... I would be ashamed to call her my daughter.
DeleteSarah Palin really ought to consider how this reflects on her parenting skills. I say she has a negative zero in the parenting role and it is more than evident in Bristol’s self-centered behavior.
Lifetime is making sure that Bristol show loses money. When the Massey Brothers case against them come to court requesting damages, they can point to the show's losses. Money? What money?
ReplyDeleteWasn't that the plotline of "The Producers"?
Delete"Life is a Tripp" = "Springtime for Hitler"
"Given the right circumstances, a producer could make more from a flop than a hit".
-Leo Bloom
The winning of their case has nothing to do with how much money they made.
DeleteIt might effect the amount but their case is solid.
Palins show would do terrible no matter what time slot it was in. I can't even believe they approved such a boring show in the first place. It boggles the mind that some people would want to watch such CRAP.
The fact that they are airing this fetid POS despite its abysmal numbers suggests that they don't have anything else to fill its slot.
ReplyDeleteThose folks in the Lifetime Programming Dept. are geniuses I tell ya'.
There's always Golden Girls reruns. I love those!
DeleteIt means that they have a contract with Sarah that the show will not be cancelled. It will run all of the episodes. Sarah (either her PAC or one of her shell companies) is bankrolling the show. There is paper work by her lawyer asking for the Alaska film credit. She was in it from the beginning forming a LLC.
DeleteAgree! Sarah is behind this all the way! She won't let them cancel it. As long as it is on the air, they get paid...
Delete1:33 PM
DeleteYEP
Sarah can't stop them from cancelling the show. NO more than REAL actors can stop their shows from being cancelled.
DeleteEverybody needs to send her a pacifier. Just write her name on it, so not to confuse with Tripp's pacifiers.
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin, General Delivery, Wasilla Alaska. 99687 (do not return to sender)
In honor of her show.
LOL
I'm in!
DeleteMake sure you use a marker and write "Mute Button" on it.
DeleteWhy not pull the whole train wreck all together? Dance Moms has enough rerun material.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for Brisdull's explanation for the time change. Maybe "Levi's (non-existing) affect on my baby and how Tripp now hates everyone" was too negatively charged for evening audiences.(?)Whatever.
And Levi, quit tipping your hand (the tweets) like a moron. Don't let them suck you into a "am so" playground match, get a damned good lawyer, and go for the jugular!
Dance Mom had more than a million viewers who switched to another channel or turned off their TV when Bristol's show came on. Dance Moms are far more popular than Bristol, no matter how hard she and Willow tap their feet and flap their mouths.
DeleteBrissle, good thing you pawned the ring Levi got you, cuz you are going to need the money, your gravy train just dried up. Your stint on TV should have ended with your stilted Yo Yo Ma 'performance'
ReplyDelete'''Your stint on TV should have ended with your stilted Yo Yo Ma 'performance''''
DeleteLOL... That was ridiculous wasn't it?
I didn't watch, couldn't bring myself to, but what is the bit about YoYo Ma performance?
DeleteThe Yo Yo Ma performamce was terrible. Even worse Bristol said she did not rehearse before it.
DeleteIt is tragic even for grown children to not develop potential due to parents and family engaged in delusions you are the greatest, golden one, hardest working and brainwashing you not to listen to "haters" (translation anyone grounded in reality).
I fear in Life's a Tripp we got another glimpse into Palin reality where up is down and black is white.
I admit the shows were worse then the reviews. Get ready for their predictable "reloading". The Palins suffer sincere delusions. What they say and what they do are incongruent as well as what they say about others.
Sadly the Palin offspring are convinced up is down and it is not them that cares about image.
I think more of the public will catch on like mother like daughter. I also belive peebots hang on their words and ignoring their actions.
Can't these idiots get it through their little brains that the country is deathly sick of all the Palins? Fake, ignorant, uneducated, trashy, conniving, not christians, no morals are a few words describing the Palin klan.
ReplyDeleteWake up America, the people have said NO to these dummies over and over again.
Just saw this at HuffPo and left two snarky comments. They weren't even monitored.
ReplyDeleteStill, why is this talentless skank being given all the publicity there? AOL = Huffpo = Lifetime. Each owns the other, or some such?
Chuckled a bit. The Palins are dead meat on the meat market of life.
ReplyDeleteVery fitting that they are dying a slow death on the channel. A very slow death. 11P.M. then midnight, then 3 a.m. for insomniacs. Bristol and Willow are so boring they would put anyone to sleep.
That this show ever made it to television and more to the point, that this girl has gotten so much attention for doing absolutely nothing but getting herself knocked up is unreal.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine, for one minute, how the right-wing would have reacted if this had been, oh, I don't know, Chelsea Clinton's path in life???
Absolutely. Can you imagine the nightmare the Bristol/Levi nuptials would have been in DC? 'Cause you know Mommy promised her a WH wedding.
DeleteOh Dear, Poor Nancy might be getting a pay cut, how will she ever find complementary colors for her "chocolate baby"? (HER words not MINE).
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many episodes it'll take for them to pull the plug?
O/T: Had not planned on watching "The Newsroom" after reading about all the negative reviews. Then came G's post and lotsa positive comments.
ReplyDeleteGave it a try and thought it was terrific. It's obvious the corporate media "reviewers" (shills) hate the program, as it brilliantly shows how superficial and dumbed-down their network nooze programs are.
Hope the actors calm down for future episoed; they were rather manic in the opener. Had to go back quite a few times, as their rat-a-tat-tat delivery sure jumbled words. Sign up for some elocution lessons, people? (Not you, Sam, you were fantabulous in your three on-screen minutes.)
How's that dopey, channel changey thingy workin' out for you brissy?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about this hideous train wreck of a "show" and something struck me- SARAH has final editorial approval! So what we see is what SHE decided we could see. I have a feeling even with her having the final approval, she isn't too thrilled with what she had to choose from.
ReplyDeleteKinda makes you wonder what ends up on the cutting room floor!
What a joke that she thinks she is so gifted that she will edit a show about her spawn among the countless other talents she has(NOT). She is the poster girl for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
DeleteYou are right,Nyah....but this just speaks to the unbelievable lack of self-awareness and insight that defines the Palins. Their nasty vengeance is so much a part of their personalities....and they surround themselves with toadies who wouldn't dare tell them they are wrong about anything.
DeleteWhen dull Bristol and wise ass Willow get together and rip apart Levi in front of Tripp, they can't imagine they are doing anything wrong....and neither can Sarah because she opted to keep those scenes in.
Being a nasty bitch has benefited Sarah up until now....and this the only environment Bristol and Willow know. It's their idea of normal. Maybe this is the first time the Palin family has gotten a full dose of disapproval and I am sure they are shocked at the public's reaction.
Levi might come out quite well if he plays his cards right; she bashed him until she made a martyr of him, but that won’t last if he aimlessly hunts and fishes.
ReplyDeleteI hope he’s not foolish enough to trust the Palins again. They’ll blame him for everything, especially their own stupid mistakes. He has enemies for life now.
He should shut down his Facebook account if he is pursuing legal action.
DeleteGoodness, I'm going to have to take a walk to work off all this excess schadenfreude. It's sooo, sooo tasty with a side of told-ya-so, though. Hey Sarah, how about a reality show about life raising your DS child. That could be very enlightening.
ReplyDeleteThe old lady is on Live at 5!! she looks like hell!! I think she's bald under that wig..it's so fr back on her head that her forehead looks huge.
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DeleteI just finished watching Baldy on The Five and she looks even worse today! I think she must have read about her eyebrows not moving because from the moment they introduced her she started imitating Groucho Marx! All she needed was a cigar and her transformation would have been complete!
She was also wearing some ugly pink ruffley blouse...I think it was so she could show off the giant breasttesses that BaldyPac paid for! Either she slept in that wig or one of Beefy's dogs were using it as a chew toy because the curls had fallen out and the part had disappeared! "Bad dog...bad Charlie"!
I'm almost afraid to see what Tranny Man is going to look and sound like by the time she makes it to InSannity's show! And whatever they did to the screech...the man voice is NOT an improvement!
Maybe Baldy thinks she sounds sexy...HEY...maybe that's Baldy next job....Roger will have her work on a phone sex hotline! I can just picture it!
"PRESS 5 if you would like to talk to a quitter Ex Governor...former VP candidate...ex FAKE News political commentator who will "Ram it down America's throat" whatever you want to hear"
All major credit cards accepted!
Move over Shailey...you got some competition!!
she's a matronly not very attractive girl to begin with but she really is fugly when she cries...
ReplyDeleteBy the way, now with this program not coming on until 10;00 Alaska time DON'T expect anymore liveblogging from your Uncle Gryphen.
ReplyDeleteThat is my Daily Show/Colbert Report time and NO WAY am I giving that up to subject myself to this vomit inducing spectacle.
I will still watch it the next day and let all of you know how badly it sucked, (Here's preview, it sucked bad!) but I will not be doing so the night of the initial broadcast.
If you want I can still put up an open thread for people to comment on, but personally I will not be participating.
Just thought you should know.
TiVo? VCR?
DeleteSame here! Stewart and Colbert cannot be missed!
DeleteGryphen, you've taken more hits for the team than has Manny Pacquiao's punching bag, Snoop Dogg has of the 'Chronic,' or has a certain refrigerator door in Wasilla! You SO deserve a pass for choosing the intelligent Daily Show and Colbert over Bristol's brain-cell-damaging whine-fest. I think we get it by now. It's not just "vomit inducing," it's "projectile vomit inducing."
DeleteThanks for all you do for our Democracy, AND for President Obama. Sarah's 'bane'(you!) is our gain! Thanks to infinity for your dogged and persistent pursuit of TRUTH.
Peace, All. And, remember, remember, the sixth of November. Democratic LANDSLIDE!!
Goddamn, she's ugly!
ReplyDeletefor someone who's had so much work done
Nice :/ Projection much.
DeleteLipo doesn't equal "so much work."
DeleteExaggeration is something to use abundantly.
Anonymous2:37 PM
DeleteLipo doesn't equal "so much work."
Exaggeration is something to use abundantly.
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1)Her completely different face is not the result of lipo, dumbass.
2) Your second sentence makes no sense whatsoever.
3) If you were also the prior anonymous, OP was not projecting.
Anonymous2:35 PM
DeleteNice :/ Projection much.
Anonymous2:37 PM
Lipo doesn't equal "so much work."
Exaggeration is something to use abundantly.
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Hi Krusty! Took a couple of days off...I see! Good for you! I hope you took a shower and changed your "cloths" (Hi Toad!).
Sorry about your girlfriend Beefy's show getting booted almost to the witching hour...but what can you do when your shit is so bad that a RERUN has taken the place of your NEW show?
Why you go on to anti-Palin blogs and post comments full of lies of course! LOL!!!
Anonymous2:37 PM
DeleteLipo doesn't equal "so much work."
Exaggeration is something to use abundantly.
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That girl is unrecognizable. Of course she has had more that lipo, her chin is definitely new. Pus she looks like she's has jaw work and eye work done. All before she is 21 years old. Pitiful to hate yourself that much.
How many times is this uneducated, untalented mess of a girl going to get to get her mug on TV? First there was Dancing With The Stars, then that vague show about her living in a mansion in L.A. with her DWTS co-star and now this show? How many times is Lifetime going to milk that unproductive cow?
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry. That was an unfortunate choice of words.
Wow. Id hate to live inside your head.
Deleteyep, that shoe fits brisket's hoof. now she needs 3 more so they'll at least match.
Delete1:19 Bristol is becoming the spitting image of her mother and that is sad as hell. She needs to get the hell out of Dodge/Wasilla and learn to be a true American all on her own. Education/college (if you can get into one?!) obtain a good job w/o the help of your idiotic mother, ethical behavior, work hard and donate money and time to those in need.
DeleteI think we'd have a very different Bristol if she would follow these instructions. Willow and Piper need to do the same!
Get away from your mess of a mother, Bristol, and your 'pimp' Dad. You still have time to stop and reverse the damage they helped create in you!
2:34 PM: Wow. Dude...of all the comments on this thread, those using four-letter words and outright venomous, you're going to pick on mine?? Seriously, dude?
DeleteAnonymous3:31 PM
DeleteDon't worry....that's just Krusty the Krazy Klown Stalker! Take it as a compliment that YOUR comment made her mad enough to post one of her "random" stupid stock phrases! Congrats!
Now to put my $.02 in, I really don't believe Bristol has the intelligence to go to college. Also, considering Sarah claimed she got a degree in journalism and spoke such bad English before she got training, I don't believe she did either, or at least didn't graduate. Bristol just doesn't appear to be college material and has to grift as much as she can right now to make money. I also believe Sarah is financing, or backing Bristol's show to help her get started. I see no way Lifetime would have pick up the show to begin with, much less produce this show and end up with such a poor product they ended up with. Lifetime would have seen this was going to be a failure from the beginning and would have never put it on the air unless someone (Sarah) was paying them to air it. Even if they did produce it, they would have cancelled it after the first episode seeing how bad the ratings were. And now another bad week and they're only moving back an hour? I've suspected from the beginning Sarah was backing this and now I'm sure of it.
DeleteThe caption for that photo of Bristol should read,"Oh my God, wasn't there one good review of that show? I worked so hard. Mom, don't you have one friend who liked that show? Mom?"
ReplyDeleteApparently all of her DWTS voters were only voting to rig the system. Bristol, the joke was on you and you thought they would be rushing to your train wreck. WRONG!
DeleteWell, how many copies of Bristol's book were sold? That should have been the first clue.
DeleteHow do the "stars" of reality shows get paid? Do they get a flat fee per program or does their pay depend on ratings? Gryphen, can your daughter make a guess about how much Bristol is earning for this show? Since Tripp is a child actor, is there any legal regulation that puts aside money in his name?
ReplyDeleteIIRC you get a per-episode flat fee, but if your show is picked up and replayed you also get sliding-scale royalty checks, they keep going down until a point, and then if they keep re-showing the show, the royalties jump back up (they don't keep showing it unless it's popular). You also get paid when the show goes to DVD.
DeletePlus alot of them get appearance fees to show up at things like conventions and shows, as well as other personal appearances.
My guess is Bristol will be getting her per-episode fee and that's about it.
I would bet 99% is spent on Tripp.
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DeleteI would bet that you're talking out of your ass or you're lying.
Trying to make yourself look like a Kardashian isn't cheap, you know!
Anonymous2:34 PM
DeleteI would bet 99% is spent on Tripp.
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STFU Krusty! That's a bet you'll never be able to collect on...remember the RESTRAINING ORDER!
Ha Ha. Right, because the show named after him spends soooooo much time making sure he's cared for. Not.
DeleteLOL like she would put money in a college savings fund for Tripp? The Palin's hate teachers and education. No way will they have that kid becoming an elitist!
DeleteBoth Tripp and Willow were minors. In California, where some of that show was shot, there is a Jackie Coogan law that makes sure that minors are paid and that their money is held in a secure account that cannot be touched by their parents. (Because Jackie Coogan was a child star whose parents spent all of the money that he made). The state is supposed to appoint a guardian to oversee the interests of any minor child. Their parents have an interest in the child's money, so they cannot represent him. California authorities should demand proof that Tripp's money is safeguarded for his future.
DeleteJust noticed it on iTunes in the free t.v. shows category.
ReplyDeleteFree? They ought to pay anyone who wants to watch it instead!
DeleteThe first episode is free. This isn't weird. Ironically, the first episode of Glee was free.
DeleteAnonymous2:44 PM
DeleteThe first episode is free. This isn't weird. Ironically, the first episode of Glee was free.
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Did you just compare Beefy's god awful shit to Glee??? WTF are you snorting Krusty??
I think that's how they hook viewers: one free episode and then I suspect you have to pay for the rest, either that or they include commercials with the episodes. I'd be surprised if there wasn't some sort of commercials attached: they have to make money on it from somewhere.
DeleteM. from Md
So, only suicidal insomniacs or stoners will be watching this schlock. Even Sarah's fans can't stay up that late.
ReplyDeleteSunny and Levi made some good money this year by announcing Sunny's pregnancy the day Palin was on The Today Show. Sunny also contacted tabloids and sold stories as soon as Bristol's show was announced. The lower 48 does not care about the Palin's anymore. Bristol's income from media is over but so is Sunny and Levi's.
ReplyDeleteSounds like another Brancy sour grape post - can't Brisket get over Levi and let him live his life? How can you take money from her to write this crap? I'd have to wash every time I sat at the keyboard. Ugh
DeleteHow is that related to Bristol? Levi is even less of a celeb than Bristol and Bristol doesn't even think of herself as one.
DeleteChill.
Anonymous2:34 PM
DeleteHow is that related to Bristol? Levi is even less of a celeb than Bristol and Bristol doesn't even think of herself as one.
Chill.
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It's very damned obvious that Bristol does indeed think she is a celebrity. Too bad she can't grasp that thee is a difference between "celeb" and "trainwreck."
Also, you labored use of "chill" is very forced.
Anonymous2:34 PM
Delete"Bristol doesn't even think"
There. I fixed it for ya' Krusty!
Bristol, seriously, let it go already. Levi has moved on. You should too.
DeleteThe Palin/Heath family is a friggin' mess!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine having to be a part of them? God forbid!!! A semi retarded Bristol, chubby Willow, a young child that appears to be a brat and is being taught things he should not be doing publically, a Dad (Todd) who is proven to have run a prostitution ring (in Alaska) that he took advantage of himself (Shailey Tripp!), and the constant lying from the uneducated, evil, fraudulent sister Sarah!!!
Poor Track his wife and child. They are the ONLY ones that have purposely stayed out of the limelight and are smart to have done so!
Levi, Sunny and new baby should have a wonderful life staying as far away from the Palins as possible. All he needs do is take the horrible mother, Bristol, to Court and gain full custody of that child. There is much that can be proven AGAINST Bristol today due to her idiotic reality show everyone has seen. Go get her Levi! You will win based on the document I reviewed. She doesdn't have a leg to stand on!!
OBAMA/BIDEN 2012
Yes but I don't trust Britta. Wonder if she still works for Sarah - maybe at home on the computer?
DeleteJust read the Screech's wiki entry - says grandchild Kyla Grave born to son Track and wife Britta. Funny, never saw anything beyond the Hatcher Pass falsey to cover another out-of-wedlock birth. Anybody up there in AK see a wedding announcement in local paper or know where to find the county court marriage list? It has to be a matter of public record somewhere - if not, they're shackin' up and it's another Palin lie that wiki needs to correct.
ReplyDeleteLeave them alone. They actually have a legitimate, healthy relationship, quite difference from what Bristol and Levi had.
DeleteAnonymous2:31 PM
DeleteWOOOO...I see that talking about Track and Britta sets off your little Troll sensor!
Well guess what...Track and Britta AREN'T married and that baby belongs to his sister...which sister is still up for debate!
Notice that even Track doesn't want to have anything to do with that disgusting fame whoring family of gargoyles....I wouldn't be surprised if he changes his name to Menard...after his REAL father!
Sarah Palin has never let a photo opportunity slip away. If Track and Britta wanted to remain private, they were both old enough to say to her, "No, I am not posing for photos near that mountain. Blue jeans wedding, are you kidding? And Britta's folks aren't coming either."
DeleteI knew, I knew before I read the things or people you were not wanting to be right now, that it would be, ta-da, the refrigerator. Yes, that fridge will have the telling signs of a Palin family in distress.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, they should call any reality show with a Palin in it, "Memoirs of a Dinged Fridge".
BTW how many Lego Hair does he own?
ReplyDeleteOn The Five, Sarah Palin Takes On Health Care Ruling, Bob Beckel And George Stephanopoulos
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/on-the-five-sarah-palin-takes-on-health-care-ruling-bob-beckel-and-george-stephanopoulos/
BTW her pink satin blouse, did she forget to change her nightgown?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/tv/on-the-five-sarah-palin-takes-on-health-care-ruling-bob-beckel-and-george-stephanopoulos/
LOL! That is . . . There are no words . . .
DeleteSatin is Sexy. That's all that Palin has going for her. Sex, and the Belmont girls.
Deletemust read:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.newshounds.us/sarah_palin_lectures_president_obama_on_the_constitutionality_of_health_care_reform_06292012
It's as if the whole premise of the show is to 'get back at Levi.' He had the nerve to try and become a celebrity in his own right, be on TV (and magazines!) and write books, etc. The Palins are notoriously vindictive and petty and that seems to be story line Bristol's show is following.
ReplyDeleteWow. Most people's show would've been canceled by now. ie Hasslehoff
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty difficult for even A list celebs who actually have a vested interest in celebrity to make ANY show happen. Bristol doesn't even care about fame. That's what's comical.
Btw, these were recent comments by her from instagram
Friend: Bristol, he is so cute! You and track both make beautiful babies! My boyfriend Keegan and I were over at tracks before he left, and I got the chance to meet Kyla. She is tracks twin! So adorable. Hopefully i'll meet you and Tripp someday!
Bristol: Aww track told me he saw you guys .. I had Kyla today, she really is his little twin! Congrats on your baby! Too cute :) 6 days ago
"Bristol doesn't even care about fame. That's what's comical."
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What's comical is you posting such an obvious and such a stupid lie. You must be a Palin.
Anonymous2:30 PM
DeleteAWWWWW Damn! Better alert Track to the Krusty the Krazy stalker! Damn Krusty...you must work for the CIA...how else are you able to find this kind of shit! Middle age Stalker is not a cute look!
Do they all live together at the compound?
DeleteLifetime can NEVER claim they weren't warned about the Palins. Redemption can only be a movie of Sarah's claimed birth of Trig with all the actual Palin words used by them.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, a football analogy...
ReplyDeleteWhat else are you gonna do on 4th down and 29 yards to go when you haven't made a first down in the past two games?
Lifetime has no choice but to put a player 15 yards behind the center and PUNT. Lifetime CAN'T WIN, so they're just going to try to play defense until the clock runs out, while trying to keep the score respectable. But if it gets even further humiliating, the coach will just start jogging toward the locker room and have his players leave the field and forfeit. The players, as sorry as they are, have already been paid for the entire season.
Bristol's team just lost to the 2nd string of the scout team, a RERUN of its lead-in show. LOL.
Damn, that stings.
Baahahahahahahaaaaaa! A new show getting pushed back for REPEATS!!! Not even back-to-back showings could cut it!
ReplyDeleteA big "fuck you" to Bristol and Lifetime: You can have each other.
It's unacceptable for 'Life's a Tripp' to fail. The Palin myth is at stake. Bristol MUST win over the hearts of the American public and prove that she's an innocent, independent, responsible, and hard-working girl. This has been Sarah's obsession, since she scapegoated Bristol at the end of 2008, and it will never end. I can't imagine what Sarah will come up with next.
ReplyDeleteYes, Sarah had everything banking on Bristol. Hard to imagine b/c thinking like Sarah is damaging to psyche.
DeleteIf Sarah was "banking" (literally) on the success of Bristol's "show" (and I think she was), then she WILL come up with something to "reload" her brand.
DeleteShe would, I believe, throw Bristol under the bus, as she has already hinted through an "insider's" comments that the reality tv antics of her family is an embarrassment. She is turning on her own family.
Will they finally intervene in her deteriorating mental stability? The Palins are in desperate need of family psychological therapy. Not "reality tv."
Lifetime has no one to blame but themselves. Many of us wrote them and said the show would be a huge, huge failure and they obviously didn't listen.
ReplyDeleteDown w/the friggin' Palin/Heath clan!!!
What's ironic is that WE gave the show a significant amount of its attention and/or ratings.
DeleteThe show has been pushed completely off the prime-time schedule. The rest of the episodes are "in the can", already paid for in entirety, but you won't find Lifetime devoting another penny to promoting the show where they have to actually pay for the ads. They're just going to let this one "die on the vine". They'll put ads and teasers within their own corporate network, including A&E and possibly, Disney-ABC, and itself, LifeTime channel, where there is NO CASH OUTLAY for advertising spots. But watch and see how much LESS you will see Life's a Tripp ads EVEN on those channels, if you happen to currently watch any of their programs. Instead, Lifetime will be using these co-op spots for OTHER prime-time shows in which they actually have a chance of selling adspace during their airing.
There's always a cost associated with doing business with the Palins, and it's always greater than the benefits. But I could've told you that long ago. Next time, vet the Palins by checking references from those who know.
LifeTime took a chance on the Palins and got burned. Welcome to the club.
I dunno. Maybe Lifetime is keeping the episodes on the air to get back at the Palins.
DeleteShe won't let Levi go, a woman scorned...hahaha
ReplyDeleteShe will hold the hate forevah. I have a niece who hold this against her parents or one parent since their divorce for the past 10 years. I think Brisdullerthandirt will hold it forever. But all the while it was she who actually chose wine coolers and a tent. eww, so low class.
The intent of Life's A Tripp was for Bristol to drag Levi through the mud but it turned out to be the last straw that the public is going to put up with that mentally disabled girl. Even Sarah Palin is worried that Bristol is dragging Sarah down with Bristol.
ReplyDeleteI truly believe the whole show was to get even with Levi...honestly. That's the Palin's whole schtick...
DeleteI think that 90% of the show was about Levi.
DeleteWE TOLD YOU LIFETIME THAT ANYTHING A PALIN TOUCHES TURN TO SHIT AND DID YOU LISTEN?
ReplyDeleteMAYBE NEXT TIME LIFETIME, NBC AND ABC WILL LISTEN TO IMMORAL MINORITY BLOGGERS!
THE SARAH PALIN CURSE IS ALIVE AND WELL!
If I were Piper or Willow I would be mad at Bristol for ruining their chances at the golden apple reality tv show market.
ReplyDeleteBristol really fucked it up for everybody.
The only way left for the Palin girls to make it on tv is to do porn.
Life's A Tripp got bumped down to late night on Lifetime, well it aint over Bristol.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Levi aint retreating, Levi is reloading and his lawyer will be coming after you.
Bristol you must of been really hard up to get your mug on tv. I hope it was worth the embarrassment to you because what you did will forever haunt you and Sarah.
ReplyDeleteLife's A Tripp ended any chances for Bristol to ever run for political office.
Bristol committed political suicide trying to get back at Levi.
Political Suicide? Bristol is too Stupid to hold any Office. She would have to pay someone to read her Script for her. Her I.Q. is around 55.
DeleteQueen Sarah Palin was suppose to throw the biggest royal shin dig Alaska ever seen for Track's and Britta's reception at a Alaskan ski lodge and everybody who is anybody from the lower 48 was suppose to be invited.
ReplyDeleteWTF happened Sarah? All we seen was some snapshots of a roadside photo op snow wedding with a pregnant bride with everybody wearing their Tuesday best jeans while holding a flower from a bouquet purchased at the Wasilla Piggly Wiggly.
Hey Sarah since you never did get your photo op with Margaret Thatcher, did you invite her to the Palin Royal Wedding?
Yeah, whatever happened to Sarah's proposed meeting with Margaret Thatcher? Sarah was going to meet with the 'Iron Lady' and talk about the state of world affairs and pick up some pointers from Reagan's favorite Prime Minister. Maybe someone finally let Sarah in on the fact that Margaret Thatcher has for years suffered from Alzheimer's and is in no shape to speak to her? Margaret Thatcher wouldn't even know who Sarah Palin is, much less talk to her. And even if she did, why would she?
DeleteMargaret Thatcher's people said no way would she meet with Sarah Palin. I forget the exact quote (and am too lazy to Google it), but they gave her the smackdown in an elegantly British but unmistakable way.
DeleteDamn that is one ugly ass chin. How much did Bristol pay for it? Any warranties come with it?
ReplyDeleteI think it's too late for her to return it.
DeleteAnyone notice that Patheos is no longer featuring Bristol? Her blog is stillmther but no longer featured on front page. Youncan tell Nancy French not putting in as much time or effort. Must've realized Bristol isn't the cash cow that she thought and too much energy to field off negative comments. M
ReplyDeleteBye bye plains. Todd, you're next! Probably banging his co-stars in LA.
I think they all have better taste.
DeleteEWwwww!
DeleteOh gawd... who'd want to bang Todd? He wears mom jeans and sounds like Truman Capote when he speaks... gross. Plus, I hear he can only get it up if he's paying for it.
DeleteI can see it all now....
ReplyDeleteSP: "Bristol, what have I taught you all your life? Don't retreat, reload."
"Here's the premise of the new show we'll pitch: You're going off to college, some fancy shmancy elitist East Coast school where all those Obama types go that think they know the Constitution better than me.. and well, we'll show you checking into a dorm...don't worry honey, as soon as the cameras stop, we'll get you safely to a luxury condo...you know, just like the whole family did last summer on our 'bus trip!' Then, we'll show you dropping Tripp off at a daycare...don't worry honey, as soon as the cameras stop, we'll scoop him up, disinfect him and hand him off to one of his nannies... then we'll show you in a classroom of elitist smarty aleck types with you engaging in conversation with a professor about the state of world affairs, obviously making profound statements bringing the leftist professor over to 'our side.' Don't worry honey, we'll have headphones attached to you and I'll pay some smarty aleck type to talk to you and tell you what to say... kinda like Karl Rove did to George W. in his debate with John Kerry in 2004...
Ah, sweety, the possibilities are limitless when you have a fire in the belly...to make money!!!!
I think the only way they could have made this work was to put Bristol and Willow on Dance Moms. That Miss Abby would sort them out or have their guts for garters. I'd actually watch that. :D
ReplyDeleteOh, I'd watch that show!
DeleteI saw a few episodes of Dance Moms before I (wisely) gave up TV in November. It was entertaining and Miss Abby would make mincemeat of ALL the Palins. I'd have more respect for Todd Palin facing her than Army training exercises.
You know, Bristol, many people become rich and famous without deserving it. Many of those people are untalented and uneducated. You fit right in. If you were the responsible mother that you want us all to believe you are, you would never have exploited your child like this. What a shame. Get your ass in college or tech school and really show us what responsible single mothers do. I'm sure your "tight" family will be happy to help you with caring for your children. After all, God is on your side.
ReplyDeleteSomeone that knows how really should get this changed on wikipedia:
ReplyDelete" and a girl named Kyla Grace Palin, who was born to son Track and his WIFE, Britta, in 2011.[282]"
Gov Parnell, Alaska wants to know if you will approve the Film Tax Credit to Life's A Tripp that does nothing but embarrasses Alaska and the Palins?
ReplyDeleteHave you noticed that "The Palin Curse" has even hit the makers of the Blackberry? Was a time when every photo of $arah showed her with at least one of those. And now the company is in deep financial doodoo. The Palin Curse continues it's fetid business.
ReplyDeletePhuket Tom
"Life's A Tripp" should be renamed to
ReplyDelete"Bristol You Want Some Cheese With Your Whine?".
That's actually good news. If it airs, she gets paid.
ReplyDeleteI predicted they'd cancel it after two weeks and shelve it. (Before burning it.)
Bristol can't complain, she wanted her own reality show so bad now it turned around and bit her on her big ass.
ReplyDeleteHey Track what's worse... Levi screwing Bristol, Ben screwing Bristol, Kyle screwing Bristol, Gino screwing Bristol or Bristol screwing herself with DWTS and Life's A Tripp?
ReplyDeleteLOL, Whichever one you pick Bristol got screwed!