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So like it or not, on June 19, Bristol will FINALLY get the chance to prove to America that the lack of intelligence and talent in the Palin family is hereditary. (Not that most of us did not figure that out back in 2010 during her painful stint of waddling around the set of DWTS.)
Somebody will need to check for me, but IS this a sign of the Apocalypse?
Oh well on the plus side, now at least Sherry and Sadie will get a chance to see Tripp. Not to mention the incredible metamorphosis that Bristol's body and face go through during the filming of the show.
Seriously, who's going to enjoy this program? I watch some reality- I really like competitive reality, where the participants actually are required to do something, like cook or create fashion. Then there's the "trainwreck" reality show, where the interaction of the characters creates a sort of horrific trainwreck that you can't look away from. See: Teresa, Real Housewives of New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteBristol's openly incompetent- at least, if she's ever done anything worth doing, it's never been seen in public. She can't act. She can't dance. She's vowed not to have sex with anybody (again) until marriage, which makes her only known skill, childbirth, a no go. I suspect there will be people tuning in out of curiosity, and then it'll die quickly as there is nothing to persuade people to return.
Honestly: Tripp may be cute (although he looks too much like Chuckie for me to appreciate him), but if I want to look at a cute preschooler I can look at my grandson. AND when I look at my grandson, I can see someone who's going to be properly raised, fed, cared for, educated, and encouraged to a profession. I don't see any of that with Tripp and the Palins. Plus, the fact that Bristol has tweeted about how badly behaved he is doesn't appeal. We already have a surpluse of badly behaved Palin offspring.
Ivyfree
I haven't said anything before because there seems to be some unwritten rule that "no one shall say anything untoward" about the Tripster. He's no cuter than your grandson or mine and far less well behaved. And cute doesn't mean much when he's an angry 13-year old.
DeleteBristol will lose control of that child before he's in junior high. "Acting up" won't be so cute when he's as big as she is. I'm not trying to start a fight here, but all the Palin kids are brats and Tripp will be too.
Great post! My blond brown eyed grandson is also three (and really WAS born in March of 2009) and is adorable. He has one brief meltdown a day, and is otherwise patient, friendly, happy, and very well behaved. He also lost his pacifier at one, just like his sister. He's potty trained, attends preschool where he ahs learned letters, counting, and nursery songs, and loves tee ball and basketball. His 5 year old sister is the cutest thing ever, and helps her mom with keeping her room neat, wiping her bathroom counter, and putting away dishes, as well as cooking. She has been helping with cookies since she was two.
DeleteHer mother got an education, married my son, and taught school for two years before having children. My rgandkids will be educated and employed, and will not have multiple partners, fake religion, or be lured by easy money to pimp out their kids. Thank God. One Palin family is enough in this world.
I've been hesitant, too, to say anything about Tripp. One thing is certain--the Palins have certainly taught him to play to the camera. . He's cute but so are many other children. Bristol is silly, Palin is silly, they're all silly--the whole reality thing is silly.
DeleteMaybe Tripp will grow up to marry Mckenzie "I want my ni ni" from Toddlers and Tiaras.
Maybe Tripp will grow up to marry Mckenzie "I want my ni ni" from Toddlers and Tiaras.
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Oh HELL NO!
The Paylins deserve Tripper to marry
HONEY BOO BOO CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;)
Just think, if Bristol were smart she could be more than halfway through a college program.
ReplyDeleteOnce this fails to rocket her to Hollywood stardom, what's her plan? In another few years she'll be but a laughable passing mention on one of those 'I Love the 2000s' shows on VH1.
Fake 'celebrity' is fleeting. Education is forever.
Too bad she's half-way smart (and I use the term "smart" quite loosely here).
DeleteEducation is forever.
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Well, it took sarah FIVE years to NOT COMPLETE a COLLEGE EDUCATION.
So, yeah, Education can TAKE forever, if you are a Payliar.
;)
she is about as interesting as a day old turd.
ReplyDeletebill in belize.
Two-day old, at best. ;-)
DeleteAt least Turds have a purpose!
DeleteBrisdull, not so much.
Her father is a pimp. Her mother is a media whore.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is a dumb girl like Bristol to do with parents like that? She uses her photogenic kid, like the stage mothers in Tiaras and Tots or whatever that show is called. If Tripp was a girl, that is where he would be featured.
I'm putting this up-thread b/c I want you guys to read it.
Deletey'all have heard of that poor, pathetic girl, Courtney Stodden- a teenager who married some actor who is 35+ years older than her.
This girl is posing in neglige as she bakes Mother's day cookies With. Her. Mom.
She is filmed prowling her apt. on her hands and knees like a cat - complete with licking out of a bowl and spraying "her" cat litter on the floor.
I thought it would be somewhat amusing; it is not. I have no doubt this girl is being drugged in order to "perform", and her "husband" is nothing more than a pimp using this girl to gain SOME sort of popularity.
The thing is: her mother is IN on this, too.
You would think that her mother is supposed to PROTECT her; to keep her from being USED and ABUSED by other people-
But she is not. She is aiding to her daughter's downward spiral.
This is ALL because I think it parallels Sarah, Brisdull and Tripp.
First, Sarah was the ego-maniacal mother who would have her kids do ANYTHING if it got Sarah what Sarah wanted;
Now, Brisdull is doing the same thing to Tripp. And Brisdull will not care, because Brisdull has already been victimized and can not see the victim in her son.
Oh Goodness...poor Kelly Ripa! Maybe this is why Beefy's been on the Adderall diet! She's going to be sitting next to the stick figure Kelly and Beefy's handlers told her if she didn't lose weight she would have to go on Paula Deen's show in order to look smaller! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteHey...I wonder if Beefy has to bring the star of the show with her...Tripp? Will Tripp have a pacifier in his mouth or will he be drugged to the gills again and instead of laying in Beefy's lap...they'll have to lay him on that big ass table that Kelly sits in front of (does she still have that big ass table...I don't watch the show?).
Well Damn...I may have to break down and watch the insipid skinny blonde and Beefy on Monday just to see what kind of stupid shit will fall out of Beefy's mouth!
Beefy as we all know is NOT the brightest crayon in the Crayola™ box...look at her dumbass mama! I predict a lot of cutesy fake giggles from Beefy and Kelly will do ALL the talking!
Wonder who the cohost is for the week....they must be paying double to get him to sit with Bris for 10 minutes.
DeleteCo-host... Jerry O’Connell (Rebecca Romijn, have two twin daughters, Dolly and Charley). On Monday’s show, Jerry will join Kelly as the day’s guest co-host. Tune in to hear some of the day’s latest news, stories, and gossip.
DeleteIf Jerry is keeping up with Bristol's latest he will be asking about her Charilie dog. The family must be so upset that they can't be there and take care of their pet.
Nutritionists and diet doctors are all baffled by the fact that Bristol Palin is the only dancer out of about 200 celebrity dancers who have appeared on the show to have ever gained weight while on the show. ...in the 14 season history of Dancing With The Stars, Bristol is the one and only contestant to ever gain weight while competing.
I can't tell -
Deleteis the guest on Friday Woody Harrelson?
That would be amusing considering he played Steve Oh.Shit Schmidt...
aka
SOS!
;)
I Tweeted Monday's co-host Jerry O'Connell, whose Twitter moniker is @ComingForMurdoc -- I asked him, "Co-host Kelly's Mon. show? Ask Bristol if she broke up w/Gino Paoletti, why claims Levi never sees kid" and left the URL to Gryphen's blog entry here in the Tweet.
DeleteGina, please do a post after watching this dribble, I don't have the intestinal fortitude to watch Kelly (I didn't even know Regis left). But I'm shocked to see her show won awards.
DeleteWhat about the celebrity dog that went missing? It could have been eaten by a grizzly. Are there any pet lovers? What about poor Charlie?
DeleteLook at all that makeup on Tripp
ReplyDeleteIndeed, he's prettier than his "mother."
DeleteHe's a Stah, dahling, and Bristol's current meal ticket. Wonder how many swipes she will take at the Obamas (or will she leave that to Mommy Dearest?) The show may air, but it sure won't get many viewers.
DeleteJust for giggles, I went to Lifetime's website earlier today to check out their newest "star" and had to search by air date to find the show - doesn't seem like the network is very worked up over it. No splashy front page blurbs, banners, nothing. The comments were one troll gush positive, and seven "why, oh why!?!?". Why do I get the feeling it will be pre-empted suddenly at the last minute? Surely, one of the Kardashians must have a boil that needs lancing or something...
ReplyDeleteThe Palins must do their own PR. Lifetime seems to just be stuck with a bad deal.
DeletePre-empted by a medical documentary on the care and treatment of one's ass after surgery for hemorrhoids?
DeleteMuch better than watching Beefalo on the hoof.
Wait for it!
DeletePre Empted by a special address from President Obama.
I hope it happens every day Beefy's show airs.
Not quite what I expected for the apocalypse, but who knows. Maybe the apocalypse is when humankind gets so stupid it kills itself off.
ReplyDeleteIdiocracy
Deletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
If "Mittens" takes the White House, you can pretty much bet on that particular eventuality.
DeleteI know there's a lot of speculation about Levi being Tripp's father, but in those pictures he looks so much like Sadie. I think that's karmaaaa! Way to go.
ReplyDelete10 cats
He has always looked just like creepy Chuck Heath. He is cuter now than when he was a baby but it won't last. Add that to his apparent bad behavior and he won't last long on any show.
DeleteThat said, I feel sorry for the little guy. Must be hell to have to grow up with the Paymes.
Yes, he looks like creepy chuck, I always see that and so, he does not look cute to me!
DeleteSo what? She'll be in such great company as other reality show stars. Mediocre is as mediocre does. Who cares? In ten years no one will remember her name.
ReplyDeleteIt is always big news (TMZ etc) when a celebrity's dog is in jeopardy. Bristol will give Kelly and others an update. If he is not home by now, I think Charlie was dinner for some critter. Sarah/Bristol/Brancy must do what any caring pet family would do.
ReplyDeleteShanna Moakler cautions California pet owners
DWTS Exclusive: Hawk Flies Off With 'Dancing' Star Shanna Moakler's Dog
http://www.hollyscoop.com/shanna-moakler/exclusive-hawk-flies-off-with-dancing-star-shanna-moaklers-dog.html
http://www.petside.com/article/top-5-celebrity-pet-scandals
Selena Gomez’s Dog OK After Rock-Swallowing Bout
http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-11-15/selena-gomezs-dog-ok-after-rock-swallowing-bout/
I would choose doing taxes over watching this.
ReplyDeleteHell, I might choose death, based on the previews.
IF it does air, I will be sticking by my word and canceling my cable. (since it is not possible to only cancel Lifetime apparently)
I know it's a drastic move, but I feel THAT strongly about Lifetime putting Bristol on a pedestal as a role model for young women and teen mothers.
Question for Bristol, how come anybody in Alaska who has information that can hurt Sarah or Todd Palin gets arrested and then has their computers with damaging information taken away?
ReplyDeleteOkay, one arrest and one computer taken is explainable, but two arrests and two computers gone from people that can damage the reputation of Sarah Palin? Juicy ju got some explaining by Alaska law officials!
SHAILEY TRIPP
Shailey Tripp, author of BOYS WILL BE BOYS, a book about her experiences with her pimp Todd Palin is arrested by the Anchorage Police Dept and her belongings and computer were confiscated and were going to get destroyed by the APD if Shailey didn't claim them. Shailey had an Alaskan judge issue a court order to the APD to return her belongings and her computer and the APD ignored the orders and had some items destroyed.
“Evidence Seized” in Shailey Tripp Matter DESTROYED by the ANCHORAGE POLICE
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/evidence-seized-in-shailey-tripp-matter-destroyed-by-the-anchorage-police/
Submission to the Alaska District Court
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/submission-to-the-alaska-district-court/
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/the-anchorage-police-failed-to-follow-their-sexual-code-of-conduct/
MERCEDE JOHNSTON
Mercede Johnston had some information on her computer that Sarah and Bristol wanted deleted.
"Bristol demanded that I take down all photos of her family, my brother, and myself from my MySpace page. She said that I was making her mom and family look bad, and that her mother wanted me to delete my whole MySpace account."
Then two unknown women shows up at Mercede's house.
"They had two ladies stay with us to answer the phone, the door, and any questions from reporters."
"The ladies even tried to tell me that I was not allowed to leave my house, go to the store, or even pay my cell phone bill."
Then unexpectedly, Mercede's computer data is gone.
Soon after Mercede's mom is arrested on drug charges and the State Troopers confiscate Mercede's computer which had damning information on it that could of hurt Sarah Palin.
http://mercedejohnston.blogspot.com/2010/06/my-computer-was-hacked.html
Is it the that the harsh weather of Alaska is hard for Alaska's computers or is it just that computers that has information against Sarah Palin just happens to disappear on their own?
Bristol, as a young lady, if you are interested in protecting the women of Alaska and haven't already had the chance to sign the petition, could you please sign the petition on the link below? Your help would be most appreciated.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.change.org/petitions/homeland-security-investigate-david-chaney-and-the-prostitution-ring-run-by-todd-palin
Lady??? That ship sailed for Brisket when she was in Jr high.
DeleteI'd rather eat the ass-end of a menstruating skunk than watch Bristol hideous show. The whole Palin family are ignorant sell-outs. They make me sick.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather eat the ass-end of a menstruating skunk
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You must write poetry!
;)
Though I agree with your sentiment, Willow plays a small role in the pseudo reality fiction Beefy's selling.
DeleteThat's a very cute picture of blonde hair blue eyed Tripp.
ReplyDeleteHe looks just like his step mommy blonde hair blue eyed Alaskan hotty Sunny.
They will make a nice family.
Given the inevitability of Bristol's "show" I am looking forward to the criticism. There will be lots to laugh at.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it isn't going to turn out the way Bristol and her mother think - not by a long shot.
DeleteM from MD
How old is that picture of Tripp?
ReplyDeleteIs it recent?
Has anybody seen him lately?
Did Tripp run away with the dog and Gino too?
Why is everybody running away from Bristol?
Creepy Chuckie
Levi (twice)
Ben
Masey
Charlie
Gino
it's old - he is allegedly only two there. The entire show is made of old footage (filmed last year or before) and will give the appearance that Tripp is much younger than he currently is. He was born in 2007, so he's 5, not 3.
DeleteThis will just be another indirect infomercial for Sarah Palin and a "will she,won't she run in 2016" for palinbot dollars. The whole thing is too disgusting to think about. Watching the Palins lie, lie, lie and become millionaires is even more disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI applaud all the young single mothers who raise their children quietly and with grace---and don't go on TV to whine about it. I don't applaud Bristol or the ways she has used her child to make money.
As with everything Palin, this show will create chaos.
I agree!
DeleteI applaud all the young single mothers who raise their children quietly and with grace.
Well said! They earn the title "Mother" by their actions.
The girl has zero talent and I won't be wasting my time watching the show.
ReplyDeleteAs with the daughter, so with the mother. Sarah will NOT be ignored and if Bristol is getting airtime this week for her premiere, and lots of media attention, you can bet that Sarah will try to preempt this by appearing on Fox News many times this week, and her Vegas blogger's speech will require Greta to have her on.
ReplyDeleteLook for Sarah to make some wild statement - it will prove she's jealous of her daughter's thunder.
Jealous? Count how many minutes Mama Sow Grizzly appears in Bristol's "show", that's how jealous she is. (not a bit)
DeleteIt's all a qui pro quo scam, where every public appearance by either of them is to further the Palin brand.
From twitter:
ReplyDeleteThe Daily Edge @TheDailyEdge
#Romney Has As Much Credibility on the Economy as Bristol Palin Does as an Abstinence Speaker
This is going to be as great as Paris Hilton's singing career
ReplyDeleteBristol's got to realize that the 20's years go very very fast. Ask any young adult. It's those years where they are either preparing for their life's pursuits or they are already achieving them. She is in for a difficult time if she thinks she'll live on the vapors of her mother's VP one-term wonder. Bristol will have to realize she's got to make her own choices, based on what makes her happy, not her mother.
ReplyDeleteIf she has a Plan B, it should be getting an education in a long-term career. If she sees life as hopping from stone to stone, going from thing to thing like a twig floating downstream, she'll become depressed, unfulfilled and resentful.
Any caring adults out there who care about Bristol?
She's borderline retarded. I don't think further education is an option. I'm surprised that she can even feed and change her child, much less keep tags on him so that he does't just wander away.
DeleteIf she has a Plan B
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Then she wouldn't be the most Famous "single-mom" in Americuh!
:)
"Plan B" is a morning after pill to prevent pregnancy.
http://www.planbonestep.com/
EdwardTeller (Philip Munger) May 10th, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Deletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Munger
"I taught at Wasilla HS for 13 years. Friends of mine tried to teach Bristol Palin there and elsewhere. Friends tried hard to teach her how to write. They all felt they failed, in the sense that she wasn’t and probably never would be able to write anything more meaningful than a one-liner scratched out on the inside cover of somebody’s yearbook. Fascinating how some or her essays seem so polished these days."
Bristol is not bright or creative or talented. She's just a wannabe who lacks initiative and has a misplaced sense of entitlement. Education is not even a consideration. That would tax her little brain waaaaaaay too much.
DeleteWith no decent, loving, caring, honest, consistent parental role-models, Bristol has no real priorities other than making money. She's an empty vessel and a fake/fraud as she pretends to have a blog...but has Nancy writing it and responding. Bristol is as dumb as dirt.
2:17 PM
DeleteAny caring adults out there who care about Bristol?
Bristol's world has "care" from "adults" like in the Catholic Church that protect pedophile priests. Friends and family of Jerry Sandusky care for youth in the same way. It is an age old tradition and friends and family will not call the worst of them out because communities turn on the whistleblowers. The Palin/Heath clan have pals like Ivy Frye. Do you think she would put Bristol's well being before protecting the Palin gravy train religion?
In Bristol's case, she is just not too bright and also not likely to be one to strike out on her own. She is trapped in her gilded cage.
She and her mother would take away my reproductive rights,my right to affordable health care,my religious freedom,my rights as a woman and a human being,and tell me I'm going to "Hell" for my social,political,and spiritual(or lack thereof)beliefs....
DeleteNo,I don't give a snarky fart in high wind about her.
I clicked on the link to Live! with Kelly above. Then I clicked the Interact tab and sent Kelly a text message!
ReplyDeleteBristol your son's name is "TRIPP".
ReplyDeleteYour shows name is Life's A "TRIPP".
I was wondering, you may have something in common with Shailey "TRIPP"?
Have you read her book yet?
Shailey Tripp's BOYS WILL BE BOYS review:
"You have to ask yourself after reading Tripp's book is, who protects Todd Palin? Who protects Sarah Palin, who is also guilty of lying and criminal acts. Why aren't the local, state or federal authorities interested in pursuing the charges they so richly deserve? Who covers for them and why? Tripp has emails and other proof of Todd Palin's involvement right in the book. The Palins have bullying down to a fine art and almost everyone is very afraid of them and won't dare stand up to them or confront them."
http://www.amazon.com/Boys-Will-Be-Morality-Coverup/product-reviews/147009102X/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_see_all_top?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
I just recently studied an 11-year internet hoax perpetrated by a young girl from Ohio. She created an entire life, complete with fake photos and family members that did not exist. No single person of the thousands that friended her on Facebook and gave money to cancer charities in the child's name that she created as part of this family ever met that person, in person, face to face. I don't know anyone who has met Shailey Tripp. I don't know if this blogger has; I guess he met her mother but something about her story leads me to thing that it is an internet "Munchausen" type thing whereby a person plays victim and garners support from an online community but truly does not exist. Just my thoughts on Ms. Tripp.
DeleteWhat kind of interview did Gryphen have with Ms. Tripp? I would think better of it all if her supporters did meet with her and talk to her in person. I can't believe people will go all out for someone they only know by phone and internet. There are to be many documents which must carry a lot of weight.
DeleteUmmm, she was arrested. Obviously she is real and who she says she is.
DeleteI don't know anyone who has met Shailey Tripp.
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Whoah.
*I* haven't met anybody who has met the Queen of England!
Maybe it's an internet Hoax, too!
60 Years strong, so suck.that. girl from Ohio!
Also, too.
Shailey Tripp wrote a book accusing the husband of the former Gov. Of Alaska and former GOP VP candidate of running a prostitution ring.
Why wouldn't Sarah SUE the PANTS off (ha! no pun intended, but it's staying now!) off of S. Tripp?
Because what S. Tripp wrote,
was True.
Just my thoughts on your comment.
FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!5:40 PM:
Deleteyep. that about covers it.
ayuh - and the Anchorage PD gets all upset and in my face because of a figment of my imagination (Shaleigh Tripp).
Deleteshe's real....only an idiot would think otherwise.
Like her sad mother before her... this is a show that will never see the light of day on my television.Not worth a second of my precious time.
ReplyDeleteLike death and taxes, it looks like Bristol Palin's new reality show is inevitable.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of taxes, how come Bristol and Sarah collect Alaska tax payers dollars for their reality shows but Sarah doesn't pay her property taxes on her cabin or fees on her Alaskan family car wash business which the State of Alaska was forced to dissolve?
Kind of ironic, in one Palin hand that holds Alaska tax dollars owed by them, the Palins keep that hand balled up tightly while the other Palin hand is wide open reaching into Alaska's taxpayer's pockets for money from the film credit legislation that Governor Sarah Palin passed before quitting!
I know they want to be the Wasilla Kardashians, but they're more like The Borgias. I can't bear to even DVR this one ... I'll wait for Gryphen's report on the Palin Spawn.
ReplyDeleteWill the 'Palin Curse' continue? How'd that work out for the TODAY Show? Newt? Tebow? And the rest. Bristol is a sad, pathetic little girl who has lots of life lessons ahead of her. Unfortunately for her, everyone will see the trainwreck-of-a-life her mother has wrought for her, played out on "reality" TV. Will "Toddy Tutone" make a guest appearance? Too bad Billy Barty isn't still alive so he could do a Cameo and Todd could look tall standing next to him ... Will David Chaney and 'uncle' Ted Nugent be part of the cast? Gay bars? Guns? Huntin'? What could possibly go wrong?
People always mention Todd's "two toned penis" but I can't help but think that judgement derives from Shailey Tripp not having seen many, or any, circumcised penises. They tend to be lighter where the foreskin was removed and darker on the lower shaft. I guess she wasn't a very prolific prostitute, or perhaps she only serviced uncircumcised men? I've only seen circumcised men, up close and personal and generally they have a variance in skin color from top to bottom. I just have to wonder why Ms. Tripp was so hung up on this fact.
Deletewhy Ms. Tripp was so hung up on this fact.
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"hung up" and you're talking about a PENIS?
Hilarious.
Actually, S. Tripp wasn't "hung up" on that fact; it was a few lines in the beginning of the book that the READERS noticed and re-told and re-told.
Also, I'm glad you're proud of all the Penii that have passed your way, but she also mentioned that it was SMALL.
She didn't really bring it up, you see.
It was Todd Palin.
Mr. Insecurity had to ask S. Tripp repeatedly:
"Do you like my penis?"
"Is it big?"
Sounds like a *dude* who is SUPER SECURE!! LOL!!
Maybe it's b/c his wife BALLED a BASKETBALL STAR whose fingers are longer than Todd's Penis!!!!
wow 4:09, is that the spin????
Deletefuckin fail, but hilarious anyways!
bwahahahahahaha
Delete@4:09...... too f'n ridiculous
"I can't help but think that judgment derives from blah blah blah...
DeleteSo you know Todd Palin is definitely circumcised, troll? That tidbit and the unecessary big words being used not quite correctly in the progression of your post as you manifest your points and formulate your arguments... makes you sound like Sarah Palin or someone who hangs out with her. :-D
So you know Todd Palin is definitely circumcised, troll?
DeleteTodd will get the Michael Jackson treatment. ASAP WE HOPE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfjEuMp3gC0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjW6z4EB9YE
the palin idiots were made for american tv
ReplyDeleteJerry O'Connell (actor, was in "Crossing Jordan" and a lot of other TV shows, has been in movies since being "Vern Tessio" in "Stand by Me" in 1986) is supposed to be Kelly Ripa's co-host, and Noah Wyle is another guest.
ReplyDeleteI hope both of them are on the dais with Bristol the Pistol as she blabbers about the "haters" (I have to believe Jerry O'Connell isn't a RWNJ if he was reading "50 Shades of Gray" on a plane flight recently).
Oh, Vern.
Deletetry and find your pennies under the porch and put down the chick lit.
Stand By Me...
Deleteanyone?
:/
There be a new show called Love Alaskan Trailer Park Stlye?
ReplyDeleteLooking at the 3 pictures of Bristol above, contestants will have to figure out which Bristol did Alaskan Bachelors Levi have his way with, which Bristol did Alaskan Ben have his way with and which Bristol did Alaskan Gino have his way with and then the contestant will have to put them in order of who did Bristol first, second and third?
All 3 Alaskan Bachelors will receive a free tetanus shot and a free DNA test with an appearance on the Maury Show for participating in Love Alaskan Style.
If the game contestant guessed all 3 sex partners correctly and in the correct order, they will receive a free $9 haircut from up and coming hair home schooled hair graduate Wasilla Hill Billy Willow and a date with one of Todd's Alaskan escorts with an all expense paid 1/2 hour date in a Sarah approved Alaskan college dorm room.
However, the poor son of a bitch Alaskan bachelor that matches the DNA test will receive cosmetically enhanced wife and her bastard child and a certified letter from the Great State of Alaska's Family Court demanding money for child support fees past due.
Do you want to play?
Levi... Ben... Gino... hey! Come back... one of you losers needs to claim their Zonk prizes!
Men Caught In Palin Controversy Slam 'Ridiculous' Consequences
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/sarah-palin-lawyers-case-shawn-craig-cristy_n_1581571.html?ref=politics
HuffPo gives that story better priority than ""Pallin' Around with Terrorists": Palin's Link to Militia Leader Charged With Conspiracy to Commit Murder" That is no surprise.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/geoffrey-dunn/pallin-around-with-terror_b_1564430.html?ref=sarah-palin
It will be HP breaking news that Bristol can haul her lazy ass over to “Live With Kelly.”
you know bristol was really quite beautiful in a REAL kind of way. she looks kind of plastic now. too bad.
ReplyDeleteAt least the people who do tune in will get to see for themselves how incredibly unintelligent Brisket is. That may be worth it.
ReplyDeleteNot interested and don't plan to watch. Sounds like a flop.
ReplyDeleteSo what if the show airs - I sure will not watch it, and I doubt many other people will either! Bristol is a LOSER - just like ole Sarah!
ReplyDeleteScathing review of the show in this month's issue (hard copy) of Rolling Stone I got in the mail today. Nothing on their online site that I can find though. They suggest NOT watching. :)
ReplyDeleteColor. me. Shocked.
DeleteTell us more!!!
Deletehttp://www.thedivinemisterd.com/?p=5367
Deletefound this on another blog. still can't find the article on RS online. Short & sweet and oh so scathing Rolling Stone! Nice work. ;)
It's Lifetime for goodness sake. Their viewership is not exactly large. It speaks volumes that Bristol was only able to get Lifetime to pick up her show. Females, 35-65 make up the demo for that channel and there are precious few of them that actually watch.
ReplyDeleteI'm a over-35 female...and I don't watch Lifetime...
DeleteI'm guessing emmy award for bristol palin
ReplyDeletesarah will be so jealous
Your evolution comment - Good one! Next time, spew alert.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder if Bristol knows she is dull and frumpy. Does she find what she sees in the mirror attractive? What does she talk about that is interesting?
ReplyDeleteNo one can be that clueless, certainly not, then I think of her mother.
Bristol suffers from several disorders. Including body dysmorphia. She looks like she is on pills to stay thin so she can appeal to TV execs. She might think an advertiser might go for her thinner look as a reason to buy what she is selling. The problem with taking substances is that they can alter your brain. I don't think she has a clue about how the world sees her. She is feed propaganda and lies and knows nothing else. Believes her mother's press about the family myth. Believes the media or libruls do the bad stuff to wonderful families.
Deletethat's the sad part - she has such a distorted view of what this nation is all about. She actually believes that the lower 48 is nothing but HATERS because she is so beautiful. (in her mind).
DeleteShe believes her parents when they tell her she is 'special'. Hell, why not? Her mother was raised the same way.
Bristol could be the Obama's daughter and I still wouldn't watch it. She's boring, dull, and an inch deep. Complete waste of skin.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness,
Deleteif she *were* an Obama,
she would be educated.
I would also venture to say, she would be conscientious, kind and engaging, but that is just my opinion.
OMG! I would totally watch a show about Sasha and Malia....but, the problem is that Sasha and Malia have class and wouldn't drag their babies in front of the cameras to make some $$$
DeleteThere are girls who do get pregnant while they are teens, have the baby and do not have parents who are millionaires. They do not have a mother who is a former governor, former VP candidate, and a paid mouthpiece on Fox. Sarah is the one with enough influence to put Bristol on DWTS even though Bristol couldn't dance, doesn't have much of a personality and her message is "do as I say, not as I did."
ReplyDeleteBristol does not have a real job. She does not have to worry about providing food or worrying about emergency health care if Tripp gets sick. In fact, her biggest problem is deciding if they should stay in her five bedroom deluxe home, the fixer-upper next door, or the swell apartment at Mom's big complex. Very few pregnant teens have those problems, let alone worrying which hairdo or plastic surgery to choose.
Bristol is a terrible role model for getting pregnant and getting a lame show instead of getting an education, growing and maturing. Instead, she teaches her son to stick his tongue out at a photographer. Bristol mouths off at some guy in a bar. Classy. Since she was raised by a rude, name calling vindictive woman, it seems natural that Bristol would continue the habit. What a sorry thing to put on TV. What a sorry example for teen girls to dream of getting pregnant, having a baby and getting their own TV show.
I agree that Bristol Palin is a poor role model for teens whether they have teen pregnancies or not. My objection to her reality show is that it is formost based in deceptions. Working for a charity is as unreal. It would have been more believeable if she was a city council member of Newt's moon colony.
DeleteI understand there are people who devalue education, condone dropping out of high school prizing money above all else. I don't begrudge her or anyone seizing opportunities I draw the line at lying consistantly to cash in fraudulently like any con artist.
I wonder how sick the Palins are to sell Bristol with her body morphing into a caricature. I suppose they love the money. They lie about that too including dismissing the hard work exerted by DWTS competitors. It is a choice to maintain a moral compass and make money. The Palins are out for only the money.
Brisket being on Live with Kelly on Monday, June 11th -- it's odd that she doesn't show up on the guest list of The View anytime throughout the week as usually when you're on Kelly's, you're on The View that day or the next. Meghan McCain is on the View Wed! Also would usually be booked for Good Morning America same day as Kelly but I don't see their schedule of who is on the show this week.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not scheduled for Letterman!!
Don't see on Fallon either.
Sounds like a long trip for one segment on one show of under 5 minutes. Desperate and appears 'No Takers'!!
She'll probably show up on Hannity or O'Reilly with softball BS.
Now that you brought it up, I wonder if the appearance/interview will be remote, with Bristol sitting in her mother's Fox studio in the turret house?
DeleteMakes sense if she's got just the one interview instead of making the rounds all week.
I wonder if that'd be A-OK with Roger Ailes, using his bought-and-paid-for studio for an other-network appearance....?
KaJo,
DeleteI've not seen Kelly's show do a remote feed interview and knowing how low on the totem pole Brisket is -- I don't think they'd do it.
Brisket would go anywhere when it's paid for by someone else. She's a bottom feeder grifter like the rest of them!! Makes you wonder how many she'll drag along with her.
No chance that kid doesn't end up totally fucked up.
ReplyDeleteyep, sad to say. poor kid never stood a chance.
DeleteBrisket continues to pimp out her kid for $$$.
ReplyDeleteYou can bet the slut spends it all and has no account setting aside any of the $$$ for him. As in her mind -- he doesn't need no edumication. She doesn't want him smarter than her and the trailer trash family
Gryphen, death indeed is inevitable, however, if you manage your finances correctly, taxes are not a foregone conclusion. Lots of ways to step around taxes, legally, death, not so much :-)
ReplyDeleteI just put this on the above thread.
ReplyDeleteGame 4 of the NBA finals is scheduled for June 19 on ABC at 9p.m. Bristle will definitely lose viewers. I can't help it---ha, ha, ha!!!
LOL It's going to be Thunder vs. Heat so lots of people will be watching the game! Sucks to be you, Brisdull!
DeleteI just love it! The Thunder and Heat will be on fire. I bet they'll have a huge viewing audience. Once again, a Palin is overshadowed by bigger things. And poor Sarah-the supposed basketball loving Wasilla Warrior-will have to watch Bristles show instead of basketball like a "true" basketball fan.
Deleteum, so do ya think that the "go have an adventure" scenes will be new chin or old chin? lol I bet there's all kinds of new-chin-old-chin back and forth in the "sequence" haha gonna make themselves look like fools yet again....
ReplyDelete"oh really bristol no one is going to notice" rofl
I think that the chin has been around since the end of 2010, following her disappearance after DWTS. This footage will all be "post chin" unless they do some DWTS stuff.
DeleteI'm still waiting to find out exactly what Barstool has done that makes her deserving of her own show.
ReplyDeleteWait, what happened to Regis? Did I miss anything? It's now "Live... With Kelly (My husband is Mark Consuelos)"? She has the talent to do a talk show by herself, AND win awards?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Bristol just might come off looking "smart". What day will Kelly interview her chin? It doesn't say anything on the website, but that I'd like to see!
Speaking of "I'd like to see", When will she appear on Ellen?
The ONLY one I care for is her "propp", the only one who's got half a chance at just being a normal kid. As cute as he is, it's not enough to make me tune in. Why reward Beefy for exploiting Levi's son?
So you don't feel left out in the cold and to bring you into the 'real' world -- Regis retired last November.
DeleteHer "propp?".... Ppriceless!! :)
DeleteThanks for the update, Anonymous 7:26
DeleteI knew he was still doing the TD bank commercials with Kelly, and she also does Electroluxe appliance commercials (like she ACTUALLY knows how to operate an appliance).
I always liked Regis, except for his deep and abiding respect for his friend, Donald Frumpp. I hope he's enjoying his retirement and wish him nothing but the best.
Anita I will be front and center with my laughing mask on waiting to see which Beefy face shows up on Kelly's show on Monday!
ReplyDeleteI don't watch the show and didn't watch it when Regis was on it....but I did watch it when Kramer of Seinfeld spit coffee all over Regis and Kathie Lee promoting his coffee table book about coffee tables! LOL!!
Thanks, Gina, you're one brave woman, and I look forward to your "critique".
DeleteI have to admit, I did tune in a few times when Kathy Lee was on, and once when Kelly was the co-host. Christian Bale was on hawking the movie "American Psycho", I have a weak spot for that man!
Kramer is my absolute favorite on "Seinfeld", and loved him as Rev Jim Orgikowski on "TAXI"
Who needed reality shows with such great comedy?
Anita Winecooler5:54 PM
DeleteLOVE me some Kramer! I even forgave him after his...er..um...rant against "blah" people! LOL!!
But Rev Jim was played by the wonderful actor Christopher Lloyd...the crazy doctor from the "Back To the Future" movies.
Kramer was in a bunch of off beat comedies including "Problem Child" and he was also a cast member of a SNL ripoff show called "Friday's".
I used to watch "Taxi" religiously along with "Cheers" back in the 80's! Cheer's is available on Netflix now and I even got my kids to watch the show...they know all about Sam and Diane!
Which is why I don't watch the "reality shows" that aren't REAL! Give me some good funny LOL comedy and I will watch that all day long...but watching chicks fighting and drinking and carrying on is too much even for me...Dr Phil is the closet "reality TV" I can stand!
I just discovered the crazy ass nerds on "The Big Bang Theory" and if I wasn't already married...I would marry Sheldon (who came out gay a few weeks back...but that's okay...I still want to marry him! )
I always get the two confused. Kramer always made me laugh with his inventions and brainstorms. I love the old comedies, Designing Women, Taxi and Cheers.
DeleteMy daughter got my whole family watching, and we're fans of Big Bang Theory.
I know what you mean, I love Neil Patrick Harris, his acting was superb as a child on "Clara's Heart", and he's so damn funny!
The ONLY reason Brisdull, aka The Chin, got a feeble attempt at a 'reality' show is because $arah will make a few appearances - the 'watch a train wreck' factor.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Bristol realizes that the outline of her chin implant is so visible when she smiles. Just like the lines of breast implants are so obvious, especially in slender women. Ugh.