Like a sideshow barker Sarah Palin tried desperately to drum up interest in Bristol's televised train wreck.

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page:

Bristol's new show "Life's a Tripp" premieres tonight on the Lifetime channel at 10pm/9c! I think people viewing the show will see how independent and hardworking she is -- as is Willow who is shown making the move from graduating high school early to working and moving on to her next school. Bristol's show is the antithesis of any glamorization of single parenthood. Hers is a very real life (in fact, the show's producer recently mentioned that Bristol has a very ordinary job, but that was one of the few places she wouldn't allowed filmed because it is in a doctor's office). Single motherhood is shown to be as difficult as it is -- especially with the added challenges that come with having people irrationally dislike you. But I think people will also see that Bristol doesn't see herself as a "victim." She just deals with the challenges, learns from them, and moves on. The show's first installment tonight lays the foundation of the show, so it has to delve into some backstory; but the series moves on from all that stuff and becomes a great Alaskana show that keeps getting better as it goes. 

I hope you'll join me in tuning in tonight. - Sarah Palin

Uh...did Palin actually see this show?

Everything she says about it is the exact opposite of what we all saw last night. Almost like she had an idea of what she WANTED the show to be about, but then reality stepped in and altered her predetermined mythology. You know, like always.

I like the fact that this "very ordinary job" that Bristol has, you know the one we have been hearing about for the last three years, is just about the ONLY place that the reality show was not allowed to film. Almost as if it doesn't really exist.

Sadly for the Grizzled Mama, and her spiteful oddly chinned cub, the viewers were VERY unimpressed with what they were subjected to last night. Apparently it bombed!

The premiere of Lifetime‘s new reality series Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp last night drew an underwhelming 726,000 total viewers and 254,000 adults 18-49. The series starring Sarah Palin’s daughter fell dramatically from its lead-in Dance Moms, which delivered 1.8 million total viewers and 992,000 18-49s. Life’s A Tripp, which had received negative reviews almost across the board, also was well below the debut of the Lifetime’s now-defunct Roseanne Barr docureality series Roseanne’s Nuts, which opened with 1.6 million total viewers and 863,000 in adults 18-49 before falling off precipitously in subsequent airings. 

Well that should come as no surprise since most of us know that WHATEVER Palin touches turns to a steaming pile of mooseshit!

Speaking of train wrecks, piles of steaming mooseshit, and things that don't exist, here is Palin on Hannity last night using her "expertise" in Constitutional law to spew word salad in an attempt to call out our constitutional scholar of a President for NOT understanding the Constitution. (Trust me hearing her say it, does NOT make it any less confusing.)

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Does anybody else buy the excuse that Palin did NOT mention Mitt Romney during her Right Online speech because she feared violating the rules?

Sarah Palin and rules does not compute. But Sarah Palin holding a grudge and refusing to endorse a candidate that she dislikes, DOES compute!

Of course that does not keep her from offering the Romney campaign really bad unsolicited advice, which I somehow doubt they are willing to accept, especially since a Romney adviser claims that Palin "poisoned the well" for future female VP candidates.