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NBC’s upcoming military-themed competition series Stars Earn Stripes has lined up a celebrity cast, plus enlisted a former NATO commander as its host. Stars Earn Stripes will feature celebrities competing in tough military training exercises and EW.com has the exclusive online cast scoop.
NBC has tapped General Wesley Clark (ret.), the former Supreme Allied Commander Europe for NATO and 2004 presidential candidate to host the show along with TV personality Samantha Harris (Entertainment Tonight, Dancing with the Stars).
The celebrity competitors include boxing champion Laila Ali, actor Dean Cain (Out of Time), former NFL player Terry Crews (The Expendables), singer Nick Lachey (The Sing-Off), Sarah Palin’s husband Todd Palin, Olympic gold medalist Picabo Street, The Biggest Loser trainer Dolvett Quince and WWE star Eve Torres.
Okay THIS is not real right?
I mean this is just something the Onion put together, isn't it? I mean this is not even the "D" list of celebrities. it's like the "Z" list or something. ("Keep scraping the bottom of that barrel until a Palin pops up, then you know you have gone too far.")
Usually I have something snarky to say right about here, but I don't think I could say anything to make this seem anymore ridiculous than it is in reality.
That picture....WTF?
Update: Maybe it is just in the group shot that Todd looks constipated, and uncomfortable.
Great huh? OT.. Bristol is bashing Huckabee on her blog stating Rush is opposite of him and she would rather watch Rush, haha.
ReplyDeleteWow, this people cannot let go of ANYTHING! Thick skinned my ever widening ass (she blames "his people"for not coordinating the schedule with "her people". Oh and Taawwdd? There are no words.
DeleteWOW...those grifters are GOOD! Beefy trotted out her brother Track as her excuse on why she didn't call into Huckabee's show!
Delete"Yesterday, I was at Track’s house for his last night in town before he deploys back to Afghanistan. That’s where I got an e-mail explaining that Mike Huckabee had just told his radio audience that he was very disappointed in me."
Well played Beefy...well played! LOL! Huckabee don't know who he's fucking with...these are PROFESSIONAL Victims...not the wusses he use to dealing with...the family of gargoyles are a cancer/boil on the republican party and only RADIATION will remove that malignant growth!
Good luck Republicans! LOL!!!
PS...looks like either Brancy's back on the job or they drug out RAM to come up with the spin for Beefy!
Now about the Toad and his REALITY show...notice Mark Burnett's name in that article....those grifters know how to keep that shit in the family!
DeleteMaybe this military thing is suppose to show that the Toad is not the purse carrier... woman voice having...tiny two tone penis PIMP that he is! So why didn't he just join the military like his "son" Track?
Those grifters are so transparent! No matter how many reality shows these dummies show up on....they will be LAUGHED at continuously!
I say keep them coming...I think America needs the laughs that the Palins provide!
I thought Track already left for Afghanistan a few months ago, how many leaves does he get to come home.
DeleteRe: Bristol using Track as an excuse for her no-show:
DeleteSomebody needs to find out where Track has been the last six months. Mrs. Palin has stated on several occasions that he's in Afghanistan. How many times does he supposedly go back and forth?
The Palin's enemy list grows by the minute. Of course she followed in her mother's footsteps and blamed Huckabee's schedulers. I hope one of them comes out with proof that it was in fact Bristol and her people who screwed up. Love how she throws in the patriotic soldier Track to distract and create an excuse. (When in doubt play the military card. Again learned from her Mom. Or maybe she was the one who dictated this post)I'm sure Track was spending time with his wife and baby and she could have found the time to call in to the show.
DeletePalin family response to haters:
Blame the other people involved for the error - Check
Use a reminder of Track's military service to prove how patriotic and awesome our family is - check - (If that doesn't work throw Trig into the mix)
Play the victim - check
Make snarky comments about the person who wronged you in an attempt to belittle them and make yourself feel superior - check
I'm no Huckabee fan, but he was a governor and he did finish his terms. The fact that a 21 year old reality show loser is trying to scold him is hilarious.
In the words of Track Palin - Bristol is a cunt.
"Yesterday, I was at Track’s house for his last night in town before he deploys back to Afghanistan. That’s where I got an e-mail explaining that Mike Huckabee had just told his radio audience that he was very disappointed in me."
DeleteIs that how a Palin couches an apology?
I went over to the blog to see if there was any sign of something apologetic -- silly me, of course not! It's all attack, attack, attack. It's never a Palin's fault, it's Huckabee's people's fault:
"But the fact is, his people didn’t schedule my appearance. I’d said I’d do the show, I sent them my phone number, and they apparently neglected to schedule a time. Of course, mix-ups do occur in life. Schedules aren’t communicated, errors are made.
But this isn’t the first mistake on his show. Maybe instead of lecturing me on being irresponsible, he should get his own team in line.
Then, maybe, we could talk.""
11:13 AM
DeleteThey claim Track went to Afghanistan. He is not treated like other service members. He gets very special treatment. The family has a record of lies and it is more well known each day that people in authority cover for them. 118 days ago: Track Palin Plays Football Before Deployment
http://us4palin.com/track-palin-plays-football-before-deployment/
Dining with Governor Parnell. (February 2012)
It is alleged that Track married the woman that birthed a baby in August 2012, alleged marriage was 3 months prior. If Sarah Palin has a granddaughter, she is not one to remember or praise that child. The Palins do not want any public records, therefore it is all just spin. All they will allow is a photo of Track with the Governor of Alsaka. It appears to infact be true that he was at the dinner table.
Don't worry Bristol, there will be no further mix-ups. There will be no further opportunities.
Deletecorrection: It is alleged that Track married the woman that birthed a baby in August 2011
DeleteApparently no one commenting here realizes that the boys on deployment in the war zones, get an R&R during their first 6 month of deployment. I didn't know that until my cleaning ladies' 3 children in Iraq and Afghanistan all were home within their first 3 months. Guess they aren't advertising this. Since so many are having mental problems, esp. on the 2 and 3rd repeats, they get a furlough. I would guess Track told them to keep their mouths shut! Bristol probably felt it was safe to spill the beans the night before he left! I couldn't believe my gal's were home so fast. She said they all come home sometime in their first 6 months to keep the moral up. Unfortunately, none of her 3 were home at the same time! Grandson's best friend had the same thing when he went to Iraq a year ago. Luckily, he wasn't deployed to Iraq again, but is now stationed in Germany and he won't get a 6 mo. furlough over there.
Deletehttp://www.deadline.com/2012/06/general-wesley-clark-to-host-nbc-reality-series-stars-earn-stripes-whose-cast-includes-todd-palin-laila-ali-terry-crews/
ReplyDeleteIt's real. Someone's gotta tell Wesley Clark about Shailey's book.
Todd is pictured above in pre-action position, preparing to mount Dean Cain. Don't worry, Dean, it won't hurt. All you'll feel is a little prick.
DeleteROLFMAO
DeleteOh, that was a good one.
How the media can give the Palin family any credence is beyond me! Hicks on a high wire, indeed.
ReplyDeleteIf that photo is any indication, they are giving the Palin family a way to further look like imbeciles. No one told him he was out of shape? He needs the DWTS people to help with his outfits.
DeleteSeriously, that has to be a fake photo. some kind of joke is going on here.
Looks like a page out of a comic book! After Bristol's unreal reality show and Todd as a comic book look a like they will never be taken serious again..GOOD! And they did it all to themselves because they are $$$$$ hungry and love the spotlight and are to stupid to realize what jokes they have become.
DeleteNotice Todd's claim to fame as compared to the other celebrity contestants...
ReplyDeleteThe celebrity competitors include boxing champion Laila Ali, actor Dean Cain (Out of Time), former NFL player Terry Crews (The Expendables), singer Nick Lachey (The Sing-Off), Sarah Palin’s husband Todd Palin, Olympic gold medalist Picabo Street, The Biggest Loser trainer Dolvett Quince and WWE star Eve Torres.
Sarah Palin's husband...
Yep.
DeleteNot even blah blah times winner of the Iron Dog no one has heard of race.
He's not even listed as a has been athlete. Just Mr. Sarah Palin.
Wonder how she bribed him to do this?
Given this "z" list of celebrities, except Picabo, Todd should have been listed as a winner of the Iron Dog.
DeleteOMG! This is great! Excellent news! ROFLAMO! Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Gasp...gasp...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha! Snort! Gasp...gasp... That picture of Todd is epic!
ReplyDeleteI fear it may be true; nothing about that cast is more pathetic than the "Stars" they trot out (ha!) for that show. At least I don't have to Google (most) of these people.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Toad agreed to this and not DWTS b/c
1) now he's REALLY desperate for some more cash,
2) he feels this is *slightly* more masculine than DWTS.
GO AWAY, PALINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
File under: Well isn't that interesting?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin had to, literally, SURROUND herself with her family/friends/hometown for HER spot in "reality TV",
But BOTH Bristol AND now Todd had to do it "alone" (i.e. they were out of their element).
Some Strong Mama Grizzly, eh?
Believe me, anytime Sarah Palin ventures more than 10 miles from the nearest Walmart, she is out of her element.
DeleteNotice how they positioned Toad so you can't see how short he is?
DeleteThe little boy with the whiny voice and bully attitude is going to get his ass bounced right out of their. He's going to get beaten by girls, just like in his marriage.
lol, and sarah palin's needle dicked, bug fucking, soprano voiced, p-whipped, purse totin' hubby, tadd...hahahahahaha
DeleteI think I might watch this series, just for seeing Todd Palin flex those soft flabby muscles and to hear him squeak in that high-tenor voice.
DeleteAmerica will never stop laughing or telling jokes at the Palins' expense after Bristol's "Life's a Freebie in Mom's Friend's Mansion" and Todd Palin having to ask Laila Ali for help getting over the obstacle wall.
I LOVE IT!!! I hope every word is true. The Paylins can officially claim their title as Trashiest of White Trash, a family of know-nothing, talentless, ignorant, lazy, attention seeking reality star wannabees,led by the Queen Phony herself, Scarah. What a reality show dynasty (not) Tawd and Scarah have left their children. I can hardly wait to see what the rest of the clan comes up with.
ReplyDeleteThey would have put Toad behind the wall, but he couldn't get up there...
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous, another "won't watch."
The only positive thing I can think to say about this new show is that Todd will finally be contributing financially to the Palin clan.
ReplyDeleteDon't ya think he was chipping in to the family coffer with his pimping income?
DeleteTODD FINALLY GOT A FUCKING JOB!!!
DeleteTodd: "Take that, Sarah!" (as Todd pokes his index finger in Sarah's eye) "Whose bitch am I now, bitch? Huh? Huh?"
Sarah: "Fuck you, Todd. You're still sleeping in the garage until you're caught up on your rent. And if you see I'm ready to leave, you BETTER get your ass up and grab my purse,little fella. You will ALWAYS be my bitch!!!!"
Oh I hope Todd Palin IS on this show. laila Ali and Picabo Street will eat his lunch.
ReplyDeleteI agree and for that reason I just might watch.
DeleteRemember a few years ago when Palin's star was fading and we all stated that she would be looking for a reality show? We hit that one on the head didn't we. Most of the family is trying to make easy money on the grift machine. These people are so ridiculous that they make Snooki look smart and savy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when they are going to put Trig to work on a DS reality show.
That picture is hilariously ridiculous! LMAO! Epic fail!
ReplyDeleteNow this is success!!! We have successfully reduced the Palin family to reality shows. Couldn't be a bigger win.
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain and Steve Schmidt should be forced to watch this show without TiVo!
DeleteJust following the Monkey Model - FAIL !!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think Mark Burnett is sleeping with Sarah Palin or visiting Todd's prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteThis would be an excellent time for the story of Todd supplying prostitutes to secret service agent to blow up in the media.
How about it was a package deal? Never did anyone try so hard to get Bristol on TV-- first with the Massey Brothers, then with Gino the Trial Husband, Trial Father, and now look what's left-- glowing reviews, NOT! They were also trying to get Todd a show last year about his snow machine racing. Right. Neither Bristol nor Todd have any personality or charisma, like the famous former politician who must have gotten this lucky deal for them.
DeleteMark Burnett is sleeping with Sarah Palin or visiting Todd's prostitutes.
DeleteIt does look like he contacted syphilis and won't allow treatment. Complications of tertiary syphilis include: brain damage.
I tweeted Mark Burnett Malia's post re Todd & her request for information. Being a good lawyer, Malia does a great job but I think this is a slow process as is all fed investigations.
DeleteBut the fact that it's out there is good and I noticed others retweeting about it as well.
I actually like the concept of this reality show. I can see myself watching this with my grandson and picking our favorites to pull for like I do DWTS with my granddaughter. The list reminds me of who accepts to do DWTS. Todd must the token older person for this show. I don't think Todd will be on Suckabee's radio show. In fact, fat ass suckabee should be on a show where he moves something other than his mouth too. LOL
ReplyDeleteTodd must be the token pimp, you mean.
DeleteAnd Terry Crews is only 4 years younger than Todd (but in a helluva lot Better shape).
The Palin have nothing left but bottom of the barrel reality shows..I think that's hilarious!
DeleteToad would win the biggest gut contest if that photo is any indication of his level of "fitness".
ReplyDeleteThe promo picture is a hoot! Tood must have run AROUND the wall to be where he is standing. And the two women next to him had to have dropped over the wall straight down and facing forward to land in that position. Such talent! Can't wait to see it - I need a laugh!
ReplyDeleteBy any chance - do you think the 'pimp's' wettness in the photo was actually water that was sprayed on him to make him look as though he is physically adept?
DeleteNot only is he a proven 'pimp' in Alaska ("Boys Will be Boys" - Shailey Tripp), but he is a wimp!!! Most don't believe he won the snowmobile race years ago, in Alaska, legally!
Obviously, it's posed and not an action shot.
DeleteHence Toad's wooden expression and constipated stance.
Sprayed on sweat--of course. It worked for Scarah when she needed to prove that she won that marathon in Storm Lake.
DeleteBwahahaha!! That pic of the toad is hilarious! ROFLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteI know. His pose reminds me of Charlie's Angels!
DeleteFunny, yet true comment over at ADN:
ReplyDelete"*places hand over mouth*
.....giggles.
.....is he gonna talk?... oh no...
I don't want to hear the squeak. The screech is enough."
I LOVE it....The Screech and the Squeak!
DeleteAbove all, I 'm really disappointed in Wesley Clark. He should know better than to stoop to hosting this kind of program. He's a retired general, so he's obviously not doing it for the money. And he used to be highly respected. Not any more, especially if he's going to be hanging out with the likes of Todd Palin!
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Maybe Clark IS doing it for the money. He was once considered a political candidate. He was once a regular on those tv news shows. Now, he's in charge of the F-Troop.
DeleteI highly respect Gen. Clark, but am also disappointed that he is hosting this kind of show.
DeleteI've always thought the Democratic Party and cable news shows did not show him the respect he deserved considering the outstanding job he did as upreme Allied Commander Europe for NATO. He was able to handle that volatile situation in Kosovo without the loss of any American life and he rescued someone in a precarious situation. He is a true hero. He also provided articulate, insightful, riveting commentary during the invasion phase of Operation Desert Storm. We were glued to the TV during that and greatly appreciated his expert commentary.
Perhaps he does need money to fund his foundation or to assist with family crises. Whatever motivated him to do this, it must be pressing because I cannot imagine a man with his taste and abilities really wanting to "pal around" with the likes of Todd Palin even as a host of the show. No one should have to do that.
Clark may view Todd's shadow governing days and palling with militia types (worthy to meet with Ivy and Frank) like from a third world country. It is acceptable for him to pal around with the husband of a half term leader of another country. It is all in the name of charity.
DeleteAnon @ 12:29 Yes, Gen Clark was respected at one time and possibly rightfully so, but you won't have to look deeply into history to find that most generals and are primadonnas of the highest order, being fully inculcated into the RIP (Rank has its Privileges) mentality. Never forget that.
DeleteHigh camp hilarity. Will anyone at C4PP notice that the husband of Sarah Palin KNOWS for a fact that she didn't intend to make him First Lady Dude? Suckers will send money anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm rooting for Terry Crews! Can't wait for the "unscripted" arguments between Todd Palin and the rest of the cast members.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought that Todd would land a spot on Celebrity Apprentice. I guess the Donald and the first dude aren't that tight!
LMAO...Epic Fail!
Sarah Palin would never accept being on the "The Apprentice" - she's too stupid and would prove it to the world and she knows it!
DeleteAnd, I seriously doubt Trump would invite Todd 'the pimp' to be on the show! He isn't the brightest lightbulb in the world either! He has more of a bully personality which is tied to him being small in stature.
Remember, he carries Sarah's purse!!!
No, she wouldn't be on The Apprentice, but I bet she would love to be a judge for one of the "beauty" pagents. I can totally see her doing that.
DeleteAfter Bristol's show fails, look for her to show up on Celebrity Apprentice.
DeleteThis whole family has jumped the shark.
Yes, Sarah would be the perfect judge for Trump's beauty contest reality show--- after all, Sarah knows EVERYTHING there is to know about intelligence, natural beauty, and personal charm. s/
DeleteCan't see her judging beauty pageants at all as Sarah makes sure not to show up at the same venue with any women prettier or smarter than her. No way.
DeleteThe Pimp is a Chimp.
ReplyDeleteThats right Toad....do what krazy sarah tells you to do.....just like the sideshow freak little bitch boi that you are.
Current reality TV is just like the depression era carnivals and freak shows that traveled the country. Sucking up the last few coins from the lazy, lame and stupid.
Gotta love it....
One could not imagine a more powerful display of latent homosexuality.
ReplyDeleteWhat...Is...The...Attraction? Shows how low TV mentality has gone. Talk about crap!
ReplyDeleteGryphen,
ReplyDeleteDon't let Phil get to you. We all know what a weasel he is. YOU are the one who single-handedly exposed babygate while the others were too afraid to touch it. You deserve the credit. The rest are jealous haters.
Peace out.
Zach
Hey you guys...Beefy did get ONE positive review on her show...to bad it's from her bald headed crazy mama!
Delete"Bristol's new show "Life's a Tripp" premieres tonight on the Lifetime channel at 10pm/9c! I think people viewing the show will see how independent and hardworking she is -- as is Willow who is shown making the move from graduating high scho...ol early to working and moving on to her next school. Bristol's show is the antithesis of any glamorization of single parenthood. Hers is a very real life (in fact, the show's producer recently mentioned that Bristol has a very ordinary job, but that was one of the few places she wouldn't allowed filmed because it is in a doctor's office). Single motherhood is shown to be as difficult as it is -- especially with the added challenges that come with having people irrationally dislike you. But I think people will also see that Bristol doesn't see herself as a "victim." She just deals with the challenges, learns from them, and moves on. The show's first installment tonight lays the foundation of the show, so it has to delve into some backstory; but the series moves on from all that stuff and becomes a great Alaskana show that keeps getting better as it goes. I hope you'll join me in tuning in tonight.
- Sarah Palin
And THIS Baldy wrote for sure...check out all the grammatical mistakes and misspelled words! LOL!!
OMG..."Bristol doesn't see herself as a 'victim.'" What? She only mentions how tough her life is every other second, and how unfair it is that people don't like her. She is the epitome of victimhood, second only to her esteemed role model of a mother. And I guess since it is a 'great Alaskana show' (whrre is Alaskana, by the way, somewhere between Alabama and Kansas?) that means they are once again raking in film dollars. Bunch of liars and cheats. How do they sleep at night, and what are they teaching their offspring?
DeleteOne more thing...I thought Bristol said THIS spring that she was proud of Willow for graduating early...those clips in Hollywood were from last year when she was still supposedly in school. Hard to keep all the lies straight, which is by design, I'm sure.
DeleteGeneral Clark...I'm so disappointed in you.
ReplyDeleteWhat can PimpDaddy Squeeky possibly add to a reality show? Will there be marathon purse-carrying competition? I mean what is he qualified for?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Granny Grifter will have any last minute instructions for Todd before he leaves for his reality show
ReplyDelete"Todd, I know boyz will be boys, but you can't fuck around on me again, dammit! Those women may be younger and fitter than me, but there's only one big pay check for you, and you better toe the line"
"Todd, I know boyz will be boys, but you can't fuck around on me again, dammit! Those women may be younger and fitter than me, but there's only one big pay check for you, and you better toe the line"
DeleteI think that's exactly why she threw Bristol to the wolves (so to speak) on DWTS. She didn't want Todd hanging around beautiful, athletic, scantily clad women, panting and put in compromising positions for several weeks. I suspect that now that she sees the hot younger women he will be "competing" against, we will hear stories about her hanging around the set too much. She will continue to keep him on a short leash.
as if any of the women would give squeaky-voiced dough boy tawd a second look...haha
DeleteAww why Dean Cain? I used to love the Adventures of Lois and Clark. Sad. Other than that they are worse than D-List.
ReplyDeleteHere's an article on Dean talking about this show in early June...it looks like they are taping the show NOW!
Delete"On the 1990s TV series Lois & Clark, Dean Cain was the hottest Superman to land on Earth. So why do his current projects involve reality-TV dating, cupcakes, and cheerleaders? He talked to Ramin Setoodeh about his career struggles.
In June, Cain dives into boot camp for Stars Earn Stripes, an NBC series created by Mark Burnett that’s like Survivor but with celebrities—and military challenges instead of endurance competitions. “It’ll probably make me look silly,” Cain says, but he sees a potential upside: the weaponry. “You don’t go shooting 50-caliber sniper rifles every day.” In Cain’s other war-related role, the Hallmark Channel movie, Operation Cupcake, his character returns from combat to open a cupcake shop."
Link...http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/07/whatever-happened-to-superman-hunk-dean-cain.html?obref=obinsite
Also...I wonder if the Toad and Baldy were approached about this show back in April...per this article...
Associated PressAssociated Press – Fri, Apr 6, 2012
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A new TV competition series that tests celebrities against the demands of military exercises will be produced for NBC.
"Stars Earn Stripes" is the working title of the show from veteran producers Dick Wolf ("Law & Order") and Mark Burnett ("Survivor," ''The Voice"). Nine celebrities from music, sports and Hollywood will be paired with trainers at a "top-notch, secret training facility," the producers said in a statement Thursday.
The contestants will face weekly challenges such as hostage-rescue exercises or placing a laser target atop a mountain.
Burnett, who joined the British military at age 17 and served as a paratrooper, said celebrities and the audience will realize how "hard and scary" such tasks are.
An air date for "Stars Earn Stripes" wasn't announced.
Link...http://news.yahoo.com/tv-show-stars-earn-stripes-test-celebrities-063152239.html
"Sarah Palin's husband"
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! That's ALL Todd will ever been known for until news of his prostitution ring breaks.
More proof that Sarah played the people of Alaska while she was our "Governor". The Alaska Film Tax Credit scam she negotiated to benefit her, while still in office, is up front and in our faces. Limp dick Parnell and the Legislature still don't have a clue. Jesus Christ! How much can these corrupt bastards ignore before one of them crawls out of the muck and scum and initiates and investigation. Just shameful.
Deleteif shailey's book ever really makes it he will be known as the needle dick bug fucker...
DeleteMUAH HA HA HA HA!! Oh he looks SOOOOO tough and scary. What a PUSSY!
ReplyDeletePalin lover gets it wrong over at brisdulls blog. Slams Huckabee (a fat powerful hateful man), really should have Palins where he used Yuckabee.
ReplyDelete"Yuckabee is another decrepit old relic seeking relevancy. Forget him. He only plays to the Betty White canasta club."
I am glad to hear how Bristol and her fan are treating fellow a Republican.
DeleteYep, this is exactly the only type of work the Palins are capable of pulling off — low-end poorly produced, directed and written reality shows. The sad part is they are no longer welcome in their own community and state, so why do they feel anyone else would care to watch their money and ego seeking ventures? I just hope Mark Burnett can talk them into leaving Alaska. What a relief it would be to go into the boardroom at the airpot and not run into one of them. They ruin the whole tenor of the place.
ReplyDeleteIt is also pretty depressing to see Wesley Clark lower himself to reality TV. What a sad end to a remarkable career.
Did Sarah also get final say in Todd's reality show? What next? Willow, Track, Piper and Trig? Hey, they can produce a Palin reality show per year and we can be entertained for several more years. I think Sarah has just shown her hand... She is not going to do any more politics. She thinks she is the next Kris Jenner!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine what a hoot that family would have been if they ever got near the White House?
DeleteI wouldn't put Sarah, or Todd, up against Gen. Wesley Clark.
DeleteWho, I might add, is providing a sad coda to an outstanding career.
Todd's gut will stop him in the first round.
DeleteI wonder if he's trying to make some cash on his own so when they split, he won't be left with nothing at all. Unless he gets a good attorney that gets him alimony.
May be he is going to prove that he can gain weigh and look pg while exercising and working out. It is a family trait. See it happened to Bristol, too.
DeleteTodd will cheat, just as he did in the Iron Dog
ReplyDeleteHe is very good at intimidating and bullying people. Ask that school teacher in Homer. Ask his former brother-in-law.
DeleteSowGrisly urging her abysmally stoopid bagger cult to watch her spawn's show tonight, a "great show on Alaskana". Bwahaha..snort.
ReplyDeleteI hope Leila kicks that squeaky, two toned pimp's ass.
ReplyDeleteHysterical!
ReplyDeleteHow ironic that Terry Crews is part of this -- he played the president in 'Idiocracy.'
Is there ever a time he DOESN'T look constipated?
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he had the runs in his pants and is thinking of running to the bathroom as quick as he can without anyone noticing.
DeleteHe's not constipated. He's just trying to expel that butt plug that Sarah shoved into him this morning, after Todd gave her a little back-talk.
DeleteSarah: "You'll ALWAYS be MY Bitch, Toddy-Boy!"
Sarah must be thrilled that she succeeded in finding a way for Todd to rehabilitate his secessionist image. Well, I'm not buying it but the show's premise provides a pretty nifty platform--Todd, putting it all on the line to support his favorite military charity and 'prove' that he's a patriot extraordinaire.
ReplyDeleteSarah must be thrilled that she succeeded in finding a way for Todd to rehabilitate his secessionist image.
DeleteTHAT IS JUST TOO WEIRD. Probably what they intend. At the same time Bristol was visiting her brother who has been serving for the freedom of speech. So patriotic she got all mixed up about the preacher man.
WTF is wrong with these TV producers...do they really think anyone wants to see the palins anymore? Just a bunch of sickening sobs and sluts...no reason to watch.
ReplyDelete"Slobs and Sluts"
DeleteNow there's a reality show just made for the Palins; everybody could join in like those old movies that advertised "a cast of thousands."
I think that was SOBs, not slobs. : )
DeleteLOL 1:20, they are both true.
DeleteHey, don't be dissing Laila Ali. She's one of my favorite heroes...as her dad was before her.
ReplyDeleteMushy Todd (I guess that was pun-intended except he did it the wimpy way with a snow machine) should finish about dead last.
I think I might even be tempted to watch that.
No doubt, Lynne. I'd LOVE to see me sum Laila against Toddy in that mano a mano competition the Marines do on an elevated platform over a big mud pit, where the combatants wear helmets and hit each other with the big "Q-tips", the sticks about 7 feet long with pads on both ends.
DeleteLaila would put a slobber-knocker on tiny, two-toned Toddy, and he'd wet his britches when she knocked his bony ass into the mud.
Now, THAT would be MUST-SEE TV!
Next, look for the Palin family action figures:
ReplyDeleteAnatomically-correct plastic figurines of the WHOLE FAMILY, each with movable limbs and accessories.
Ugh, I'm getting nauseous just thinking about the idea since, as of yesterday, I would've thought it was a helluva lot more likely to happen than seeing this joke of a "reality" show with the Pimpster.
It's seeing shit like these shows actually make it to the screen that makes me wonder if the Mayan calendar Armageddon scenario for December, 2012 isn't rapidly coming to fruition us here.
Okay, maybe it won't be the end of our civilization. Maybe our culture will survive, just as it did after it took a major hit when men's fashion was geared toward leisure suits and shirts with huge collars in the mid-70's. Still makes me shudder to think about all that highly flammable polyester material hitting the disco floor on the weekends. Scary stuff.
Speaking of Todd, watch him take an early exit from the competition due to an old "war injury", in his case, where he broke his wrist/arm or whatever the pussy broke when he has a "widdle weck" on his snow machine in the Iron Dog in 2008. He's a punk, and his "claim to fame" will never exceed his being known as SARAH'S BITCH. But hey, as lazy as Sarah is, somebody's gotta carry her purse, huh?
Grifters gonna grift. What else do they know how to do?
I like GinaM's take on all this, at this point, they're here to make us laugh. Sooner than later they will rock the wrong boat or miss a blackmail payment and then we can really have a laugh.
DeleteWith tiny dollar bills to activate the hand clutching action?
Deleteomg, so funny, "widdle weck" I just spewed sierra nevada pale ale all over my screen...This is just hysterical. doesn't the harridan realize what a frickin' joke her and her family are? Can you see her endorsing rmoney? Ann Romney would have that look on her face like she smelled a kitty litter box that hadn't been cleaned in a month. She'd shake sarah's hand and have that snooty "ewww" fake smile plastered across her face...
DeleteSo, will $arah's action figure feature the "Belmont Girlss"... I know...the user will be able to choose according to her outfit!
DeleteWell. I love Wes Clark & even campaigned for him. He's a great guy who really gives back to the community (and not for fame - he's always really quiet about what he does).
ReplyDeleteBut, just gotta say this, don't piss him off. Ask some military folk about that (from the 90's). That guy-like many military types-has a nasty temper. He could turn Todd's pants into a fudge factory in about 30 seconds.
ROFLMAO!! Reading the comments over at Brancy's is clear that this time Bristle went too far with the huckabee thing. Even some of her sociopath of a mother's die hards are wagging their finger no no at the chin.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Scarah called Hollywood, elitists? LOLO She was just so jealous of them, she wants her brood to be a part of that Hollywood elitist crowd.
ReplyDeleteThey just ought to push a Palin Family reality series, and call it "Skanks R Us".
I remember one of Sarah's earliest national TV interviews in her home in Alaska. Piper was coloring in a coloring book, and Sarah just had to comment on it. It was a Disney book I think and Sarah made a tsk-tsk remark about Piper being interested in the Disney/Hollywood thing. It seemed a really weird and petty comment, meant solely as a lame attempt to show scorn for Hollywood.
DeleteWho would have known how seriously the old gal was projecting on her own desperate Hollywood dreams.
I thought it was "Levi Hollywood"???
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. Maybe they were telling Levi to "leave Hollywood" so that they could have it to themselves?
Which Palin gets the next failed summer-replacement reality show?
Tawd's new nick name is "Dicky Hollywood". Can't wait til he poses for Playgirl....NOT!
DeleteHahahahaha! Twawdry looks so, well, ODD! What a silly idea and just proves the entire Palin family are grifters of the highest order.
ReplyDeleteI dipped into the peepond. The minions are going on about how Limpballs is better than Huckleberry, trashing the so-called religious man, praising the loud mouth boor. Quittypants is telling them to watch Brittle's show, going on about Brittle's talent and how hard she works and the show will be a hit!
D. E. L. U. S. I. O. N. A. L.
That whole picture looks photoshopped to me. I'm no expert by any means, but it looks fake.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's definitely photoshopped; these kinds of group shots always are, simply because you can never get that many people to look good in the same picture. So they photoshop them in, the same way they did the Palins looking like alien visitors from a dying planet beamed down in front of the dead lake for SP's Alaska.
DeleteWhat's funny is that this is a terrible picture of Todd. He does look constipated, and they made no attempt to shop away his gut. Everyone else in the photo looks good. Todd is the resident joke.
I'm beginning to wonder if these Hollywood producers were so stupid as to agree up front to do a certain number of Palin reality shows, so that now they are stuck. And so they are going to make the Palins look as bad as they can, only the Palins are so stupid and star-struck that they don't realize they're being pimped.
It looks like it to me also (no expert, either).
DeleteNot that it's to anyone's discredit, just seems it would be a sensible way to put together this shot......have 'em all pose separately, then "stitch" it together.
Agree. The picture Todd took may have made him look tiny and they decided to put him in. You know it had to be awful if that was the replacement.
DeleteI don't know that it's photo-shopped, but it is definitely staged with professional lighting front and back (note shadows). It sure ain't Parris Island, SC.
DeleteDirector: "Okay, Todd, this time give us your mean, tough-guy look! And Action!"
LOL
Yet another Palin fail. They have really become just another "D" list family, grifting their lives away.
ReplyDeleteKeep the money coming sucka's - Sara needs some new pumps and her Belmont's could use a tune up.
Yes, when you've failed at your real life, there is always a reality show waiting. Ask Jenner, Blago, J Simpson, Van Damme, and a hundred more Has-Beens.
DeleteWho is the Ricky Hollywood now, Todd?
ReplyDeleteAnd, there it is!!!
DeleteGreat question. Just like other GOTP folks, they say one thing, and do the other or condemn others for doing what they are doing.
DeleteLOL good one
DeleteTurd can earn his prison stripes. He's a PIMP Wesley, what say you?
ReplyDeleteCan we take up a collection and send all the cast members a copy of "Boys will be boys"?
ReplyDeleteThey all need to know what a fucking slime ball Todd two tone dick is.
Yes, and keep their daughters and sons and husbands far away from him. Hopefully he'll be voted off immediately, or he'll have a heart attack trying to do 100 pushups. This was a poor idea for a show BEFORE they cast Toad; now it's just a joke. And if it airs in August, I'm sure they are filming...where are the stories about how hard poor Toad is working and how much fitter he has gotten and how nice the cast is blah blah blah?
DeleteRegarding the picture, they all look like cardboard cutouts or wax figures. Yuck.
For the love of all that is holy, please tell me this is a joke.
ReplyDeleteYou are kidding, right?
DeleteIt is and it's real.
DeleteTodd just blew up my gaydar. Blowed it up real good!
ReplyDeleteEveryone in that picture is ripped with huge guns, even the chicks, and then there's Pimp Grandaddy Toad a pasty white house husband with a middle aged paunch. I guess Toad must be the token weakling , cause the only thing he knows how to do is wrap used condoms in washcloths.
ReplyDeleteWhat a tool. God, will this family just stay the fuck in Alaska and stay off our public airwaves? When will it end?
Mark Burnett must be REAL SICK AND DISGUSTED with anything Palin. Someone is having the laugh of their lifetime with that picture. Everyone else looks buff and very fit and the opposite of Todd Palin. That is no accident.
DeleteNot only is Sarah getting uglier every day, but Todd looks horrible. Four years ago he looked kind of cute, but he looks old and hard now...
ReplyDeleteOh I can hardly wait for Todd to transform his face into Bruce Jenner... perhaps next Ru Paul will do an all star reality show for the has beens?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet SP will be on set all the time, to watch the people of color military guys! Ha! Rice.
ReplyDeleteTo our C4P visitors:
ReplyDeleteDon't be discouraged. This will surely have no negative affect on the gravitas of your Queen Ester, so her chances in 2016 still look very favorable!
In fact, you'll be receiving a PAC fund-raising letter later this week explaining how crucial your help is in taking back the country from the attention-whore grifters, er, I mean the socialist fascist communists who want everyone to have healthcare, even if they're a reality show huckster, er, sorry, I meant, unemployed or a poor child.
Please be sure to send in the form with your personal contact and banking information immediately, along with a heart-felt donation (your best one-time gift!!!) to SarahPAC.
And remember, as America-loving, Muslim-hating, good gun-hugging patriots, there's still time for Sarah to get her name on the 2012 GOP ballot at the RNC Convention! So give generously! After all, it's OUR Sarah! God bless Israel! Oh, and America, also, too!
Is this for real? Very disappointed in Gen Clark and as a Veteran, I am insulted.
ReplyDeleteDitto from MN - he may have been sold a bill of goods or his pension doesn't keep up his lifestyle. Either way he's an embarrassment to the military to be hosting this piece of shit. Someone needs to tell him to get his shit squared away.
DeleteGen Clark with the secession guy that lies and covers up so he can be on TV. Too sad.
DeleteYou mean, this isn't a photoshopped picture courtesy of an Onion article?
ReplyDeleteI guess they're right. You can't make this stuff up.
BTW, the reason it seems Z list is because a lot of serious athletes aren't looking to be celebrities. Dean Cain and Nick Lachey are token athletes. Dean is too old now to be serious competition (as is Todd). Look to the real athletes to win this.
Unless it's one of those lame, voter fraud things like DWTS.
Wesley Clark is doing this? I guess his pension isn't as big as we think. How far they have fallen.
NBC is showing this? Well, only for about three weeks. During the summer. Maybe only one week. It is going to tank like lead.
Good Lord, now this is just getting ridiculous. That man is too old and too out-of-shape (compared to the rest of the cast) to partake in those shenanigans. He'll be the first one "voted out" or however they excuse the losers.
ReplyDeleteI held a wee bit of doubt until now... but now I'm convinced they've gone full Kardashian.
And how are any of these silly "reality" shows going to help Sarah hold on to any tiny bit of respect she still has (among her acolytes)?
Never have I seen a political figure -- a former VP nominee for crying out loud -- turn their family into some sort of carnival freakshow. Could you imagine Hilary trotting Chelsea around in stilettos to audition for American Idol? Or one of the Bush daughters on 'The Bachelorette'?
What's next? Is PBS planning to showcase Mr & Mrs Heath in "This Old Spouse"?
Oh.My.God. Anon12:16, that last sentence totally rocked my world!!!!!!!!
DeleteI rarely ever visit c4p but now the biggest deniers are spinning that this is PROOF that Sarah will still be president because what better stealth way to do it than have the Palins infiltrate "the culture".
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Karl Rove must be really, really pissed that the Palin family is further damaging and cheapening the Republican Party.
DeleteI agree with Anon 12:48 PM. Karl Rove said that the road to the White House does not include a reality TV show. For Sarah to pimp out her family on two trashy shows looks even worse-- especially since we know that Sarah has inserted herself into Bristol's show already. Will she be in the DWTS audience cheering on Fast Foot Todd? No, that's not presidential, that's trashy.
DeleteOh I'll do you one better...Baldy has those idiots believing that Beerfart said for her to do this! Here's a comment from the Politico article...
Delete"Ira J Ludwig · Top Commenter
Breitbart would be proud..:)
We must engage in social media and pop culture. Good luck Todd!
Baldy is a grifter of the HIGHEST caliber...the way she's able to have her followers believe that everything her and her talentless family are doing is helping her become the next President is up there with a CULT Leader!
Baldy has become Kim Yung ILL or whatever the name of that dead dictator was! Those fools believe in the Cult of Baldy!
Rove should take that up with Ailes one of these times when he uses Fox.
DeleteThe media whore, the whoremaster and the revirginated hypocritical most famous unwed mother in America.
ReplyDeleteWhat a family.
The only good thing… religious little old ladies don’t generally send D list celebrities their Social Security checks. Queen Ester/North Star should be losing her luster right about now.
ReplyDeleteBefore Sarah and Bristol got their lame shows, they published some ghost written books. How come Todd didn't have a book? Cat got your tongue, Todd?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Todd must have a gigantic ego or a huge need to overcompensate.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the competition in the photo, both male and female, Todd seems a bit long in the tooth to compete with the others.
The grifters make me long for a long cold Billy Beer - at least Carter's brother was doing something. Thse people just keep making noise - do they realize what clowns they've become? Do they care as long as the money keeps coming in? Must be the shits Sara to go from almost a heart beat away to selling your family off to reality TV. What a piece of shit you are Sara. I never respected you from the minute you showed up in St. Paul with your Fargo accent - didja know Fargo's in North Dakota not Minnesota? Betcha didn't, too stupid to breathe on your own - thank God for the phrenic nerve.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the premise of the show and anything that get's money to military families and first responders is a good thing. But, that being said....the picture reminds me of a child's game.
ReplyDelete"Which of these things is not like the other? Which of these things don't belong?"
I mean, Todd Palin, really???? In the picture above I see 7 very athletic, very much in shape people....and then there's Tawd.
And Tawd???? What's with the "Jazz Hands"? Or is that your version of the "Kung Fu Grip"?
It was kind of like the DWTS shots with Brsitol...all these fit actors and singers, and then there was the imfamous daughter of Sarah. Because face it, what else do these people have but Sarah directing their lives?
Delete"Jazz Hands" Hahahahaha
DeleteThat's not Tawd's "Jazz Hands" that is "Jizz" on Tawd's hands.
DeleteO/T For those of you familiar with c4p I have it on good authority that Exodus is punking the poor imbeciles and they'll find out after the soon-to- be -fiasco in Tampa. In my humble opinion that's messed up, those folks are in for a lot of heartache and while I realize they are not the most pleasant bunch it's still a little sad that Sarah has hurt so many people and continues to do so with impunity? Hopefully, she'll get her just desserts.
ReplyDeleteExodus is weird. Would you care to elaborate a bit? Punking them how? I have long wondered if she and Brianus are both punking them.
DeleteNow that's entertainment! I have no interest in watching Brissy whine, but this will be laugh out loud hilarity.
ReplyDeleteOT but a representative for Jim Stamas(GOP in MI House who refused to let the women speak on the abortion bills they are trying to ram through the House) was just at my house trying to give me a campaign button. I took one look and said, "No thanks. After the stunt he pulled last week, there is no way I'll vote for him." The guy gave me a pained look (I suspect he's heard the same thing all over town, bless his deluded heart.) Made my day!
ReplyDeleteStars Earn Stripes?
ReplyDeleteAre they saying that Todd Palin is a star?
He is just a purse carrying alto voice pimp from Wasilla with used condoms wrapped in facecloths stuffed in his pockets.
As their desperation mounts I'm predicting we'll start to get the soft porn from Brisket and maybe Willet, then as sales dwindle some real skin on skin and finally, in a final fit of pure insanity the Queen herself in an instructional video on masturbation techniques for the mature Christian woman. It will go down in history.
ReplyDeleteAt least Dan, pass the potatoes, Quale had the decency to go find a job at some GOP think tank and disappear from sight. Then again Sara can't think with anything but her cootchie and her Belmonts so I think that's probably not an out.
Have fun baring your bum Sara - it'll come to that in the end.
This is Sarah Palin calling... I had a reality show... my daughter Bristol has a reality show and now my bitch ass husband is crying at home because nobody wants to do a snow machine reality show.
ReplyDeleteCan somebody please offer this retired pimp a reality show so that he can get his unemployed ass off my couch.
Shit... I'm tired of Todd reading Immoral Minority all day!
Is Toddy positioning himself to hump the guy in front of him?
ReplyDeleteAre you calling Todd a bully? Just because some people accused him of cheating in the Iron Dog race....
DeleteIf only Glen Rice was one of the contestants. That would be pure poetry to watch him kick Toad's ass.
ReplyDeleteI guess since Todd can't pimp anymore after being exposed by Shailey, Granny Palin wants to make sure he still brings home the bacon so she's now pimping him out.
ReplyDeleteBristol:
ReplyDeleteCan I borrow some of that Spanx you used to hide your 3rd pregnancy when you were grifting on DWTS?
Love, (and I mean it!)
Dad (Todd is using Dad is too confusing!)
Todd Palin has a problem with black guys. Todd and his buddies in Wasilla jumped and beat a black kid for being black.
ReplyDeleteYou want to bet that Bully Todd won't say shit to those black guys on the show?
They'll beat that punk ass bitch Todd to the ground.
The black guys on the show with Todd should be emailed and told that he is anti blacks! But, I suspect they probably already know it! Expecially since the idiot from Wasilla (sister Sarah) has slept w/a black guy and became known as a racist while on the campaign trail w/McCain.
DeleteI sincerely hope they nail his ass on the show...he is a bully, wimp and purse carrier. They are probably laughing at him behind his back.
Watch out for him to cheat too - he's done that in Alaska with the snow mobile racing!
SARAH I WANT A REALITY SHOW TOO.... BOO FUCKING HOO
ReplyDeleteAnd you get a show, and you get a show, and you get a show. Who hasn't been paid off and shut up lately?
DeleteStars Earn Stripes?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Which one are the stars?
That's it, I'm done with NBC.
ReplyDeleteI don't support a station that has a real life pimp on their show.
That is degrading to women every where to have Todd Palin on any show.
I hope folks are contacting NBC about Toad the Pimp!!! Mail them the book 'Boys Will be Boys"! We should also send a copy to each of the celebrities on the show w/Toad! They need to know what the guy is 'really' like. A total bully, asshole, purse carrier for his wife, proven 'pimp', uneducated as well as being a liar and fraud (just like his idiot wife!).
DeleteGryphen, I have been having a bit of fun with Neil Munro and the Palins on my own blog. You might like my adaptation of the Todd action pic. Feel free to use it.
ReplyDeletehttp://austinisafecker.wordpress.com/2012/06/19/todd-palin-to-star-in-reality-show/
I can understand having Todd Palin get caught cheating on Cheaters or getting stung by hidden cameras running his prostitution ring, but to have Todd competing on a show on NBC?
ReplyDeleteNot on my tv.
If Todd is competing on a reality show then who is going to run the Palin family prostitution ring?
ReplyDeletePiper?
Maybe that's why Willow dropped out of school, to take over the ring?
Madam Willow sounds about right.
FUCK NBC
ReplyDeleteFUCK TODD PALIN
FUCK JOHN McCAIN
FUCK SARAH PALIN
FUCK BRISTOL PALIN (don't get all wet on us Bristol, it is just a figure of speech)
WTF. Picabo Street is one cool chick, and she really could kick Todd Palin's ass. I hope she does.
ReplyDeleteHey, Media Insider-- what's the gossip about Todd's show?
ReplyDeleteAction figure grifting opportunity!
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/mister-T-bobble
[Think Tiny Two-Toned Toddy riding his Twat-Mobile.]
Q. Have you seen Tawwwd?!
ReplyDeleteA. Yeah. So?
Run Todd, Run!!!
ReplyDeleteGlen Rice is coming over the wall and you KNOW he's carrying a SLEDGE HAMMER! Or a womb-shifter, anyhow.
Let's put it this way, Toddy. If you visit the men's restroom at a ballgame and Glen Rice happens to step up next to you at the urinal, you better put that pencil-pecker up quickly, even if you have to finish peeing in your spiderman briefs. Cuz you might SHIT yourself if you see what Sarah got from Glen that you ain't never held in YOUR OWN hands!
Time to introduce the good viewers of NBCs "Stars Earn Stripes" to Shailey Tripp's book "Boys will be Boys" ...
ReplyDeleteThere will obviously be a spot somewhere on some website (NBC, TVGuide, etc) to leave comments. Could be just the thing to get the word out.
Todd Palin's photo brings only one thought to mind...
ReplyDelete"Poor Track."
Seriously, would anyone want to trade places right now with Track Palin, as he's hitting the ground at the base in Afghanistan, with his army reserve buddies all ROFL their asses off at Track's daddy's bad-ass action pose? LOL
Those tight jeans that he is wearing would not allow him to jump that wall. This will all be staged, Todd Palin is no Athlete. He will be injured on his first try on an obstacle course. It is a burden to go to Prison injured. Schaeffer Cox is waiting for the Snitch of Wasilla.
ReplyDelete"Have you seen Tawd?" Hahaha snort
ReplyDeleteYou all have been missing something. Mark Burnett, the instigator of these Palin show follies is a TREMENDOUS giver to Obama and DNC. LMAO, that he has found a way to keep the Palin's thisclose at all times under the watchful eyes of cameras & microphones. Simple Sarah thinks this multi-millionaire was seduced by her to pur her loser family on television when in fact he is screwing her in a whole different direction.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that Mark is keeping them locked up in reality shows. I LOVE he is exposing them for the famewhores they are. I HOPE Mark intentionally is helping Levi by having Bristol fake contact with him & using her words against her for Levi's fight for Tripp.
http://swampland.time.com/2011/04/21/tinseltown-tender-democrats-biggest-hollywood-donors/slide/mark-burnett/#mark-burnett