This is how they describe themselves:
The International Dairy·Deli·Bakery Association™ (IDDBA) was founded in 1964. It has evolved over the years to reflect the changing scope of member needs in the dairy, deli, bakery and related industries. IDDBA members meet the challenges of today's business world by exchanging information and ideas, participating in educational programs, and networking. IDDBA helps its members (manufacturers, retailers, wholesalers, distributors, brokers, and many others) enhance their economic position by providing opportunities for professional dialogue, education, exchange of industry data and selling opportunities.
So clearly this is the perfect environment for Sarah Palin. After all she is famous for her baking ski....uh...no...well she once ran a restaur...uh..no that's not it. Well she likes to eat good foo...no..actually she 's famous for rarely eating and living on red bull, diet Dr. Pepper, and Atkins bars. Hmm.
Well she was once a somebody though, right?
Besides look how well she fits in with the other participa...okay seriously, why is she there?
However, does ANYBODY believe that she is making anywhere near her original $100,000 per speech these days? I would venture to guess that she can be found in the discounted speaker's bargain bin, right next to the old VHS movies and cassette tapes at Wal-Mart.
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And we all know that Palin does not like to go to ANY destination that does not have a payday attached to it, now does she?
Gee I can hardly wait to see where Palin will show up to next. I wonder when the next Piggly Wiggly will be opening up?
Those boobs are absolutely comical...it looks like Sarah slapped on the wig, inflated the bra, and hit the tanning bed a little too much.
ReplyDeleteAs we said many times before, she looks like a bad parody of herself these days.
Oy, vey.
Me thinks that Baldy has been reading "The Perils of Palin" because I swear she's fashioning herself into some kind of real life Wasilla Hillbilly Caribou Barbie®!
DeleteIt seems this Caribou Barbie® comes with all kinds of busted up accessories...like...changeable frame glasses....miscellaneous dirty wigs...and a vast wardrobe of inappropriate clothes and non matching shoes!
Boobies* sold separately and come in many sizes!
*note...crusty nasty toes and lobster claw hands MUST be special ordered*
She's definitely giving off a "I'm purposely imitating Rhodes Scholar Dr. Rachel Maddow with these new glasses" vibe, isn't she?
DeleteFurther proof: even with the inflatable bra, she's managed to remember to button up the shirtdress to a modest level, unlike the red satin number she wore to the CPAC.
That star of David pendant ain't hanging wild and free on her bony chest like it has in previous appearances.
OMFreakingG! I just watched the Beefy blubbering and playing with her hair while complaining to Wallow video! I LOVED Wallow's stone cold face and amused sneer as Beefy took forever to hiccup out her whiny speech!
DeleteAnd what was up with the sad piano music...is that to remind Baldy's bots that a sad moment is coming... so please start feeling sorry for this cow!
The Washington Times got this RIGHT! This is even worse than those Kardtrashians! MUST NOT SEE TV!
Gina...you so bad! LOL!
DeleteI think I might actually watch this show. My hubs is gonna be out of town, and all I have gotten to watch lately is sports. I need to watch something funny!
It is okay to laugh at it, right?
Cracklin Charlie8:32 AM
DeleteDon't be ashamed Charlie....I will be watching EVERY episode of this SHIT! I can not wait to get my laugh ON!! Between Baldy's stupid screeching and Wallow snarking and sneering hopefully throughout every episode this will just continue to show Baldy's Bot's how stupid their Queen of Mean and mini-means ARE!
I can't wait to see how the patients at "Crazies4Palin" will explain how completely inappropriate and insane the Palin women are portraying themselves on NATIONAL TV!
HILARITY WILL ENSUE folks! LOL!!!
What kind of professional woman would dress like to give a speech??? Oh wait...
DeleteThat belt and shoes don't match Todds shirt AT ALL.
DeleteNow that is one hot mess... I especially like the half frame magnifier- readers. Little helpful hint though, dear: keep your chin down when speaking from an elevated podium - the up nostril look is not a good one for you
ReplyDeleteSarah was there to sell them her "secret" moose cookie and moose bread recipe.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as Todd locates some for her. You know, from the neighbors or folks from Dillingham.
DeleteThis is the real Tanning Mom before there was a tanning mom. Maybe Snookie really is Sarah's long lost daughter?
DeleteI believe that's moose turd cookie.
DeleteNah, Snooki is way too classy to be related to Scarah.
DeleteAnd BTW, that belt is hideous with that dress.
DeleteWhat is with the clodhoppers?
DeleteI've gotta say that Scarah has finally done it. I've never seen someone who's practically anorexic look like a sausage in a belted shirt dress before. And are those shoes from the Payless BOGO return pile?? Sorry to reduce a comment to carping on The Great One's appearance, but the contrast between "world famous celebrity" SP and the stylishly dressed woman standing next to her in the bottom pic is startling. And I'm sure the Bots are wiping the drool from their chins over Mrs. Wholesome America right about now. All those $$ wasted on plastic surgery, and she looks like a third class frump.
ReplyDeleteThat belt and SHOES are the most Hideous things I've ever seen!!
DeleteWell $$ can't buy you Klass that's for sure.
Wow.
If Sarah were even remotely a celebrity, she'd make the 10 Worst Dressed Celebrity list EVERY TIME. In what, I can only imagine, is her attempt to be hip & trendy, she always ends up looking like a clown. It is guaranteed that whenever she makes an appearance, people will wince and say, "what the heck is she wearing?"
Deleteyou are invited to follow my blog
ReplyDeleteThanks for the invite Steve...but believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Noah's Ark has left a bad taste in my mouth.
DeleteI can't get past the shirt-dress with the belt she found in her closet from 1985. And what are those horrendous things on her feet? Does she ever LOOK in the mirror before she goes out in public?
ReplyDeleteThat entire outfit is a nightmare, as is the huge Star of David she's wearing around her neck. Look at that thing. Seriously. My flamboyant Jewish relatives on Long Island wouldn't even wear something that big. What the hell was she thinking?
DeleteShe looks like a retired Las Vegas showgirl(stripper) from the 80's.
Delete@ Anonymous 5:18 AM
DeleteYeah, that necklace is seriously tacky. However to be fair I really doubt Sarah knows what the Star of David is. I bet she bought it thinking it was just a 'pretty' star pendant!
What the hell was she thinking?
DeleteGigantic accessories make her feel diminutive, delicate and feminine?
Body body dysmorphia runs in the family?
Proof she does not think?
Well, the Wash Speakers Bureau w/whom she has (had?) a contract doesn't have her in the $40K and up category anymore.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she was wearing the Belmont Girls, too, since this event was heavily attended by men who actually run the thing. I think they hired her to be the "inspirational" speaker, so to speak...
Yeah, bakers' conference - needed something to make their "dough" rise
DeleteThe big water boobie bra is her favorite accessory.
ReplyDeleteTrig was. Then Piper. No human shields this time?
Deletei think she's had a boob job. we didn't see her for awhile, then when she "showed up" on greta there they were. pretty soon, after they've "settled" we'll see her in plunging necklines! i predict it now :)
DeleteSarah WHERE'S TRIG????
DeleteOne of the trolls swear Trig is in Arizona with his mother.
DeleteI like the Star of David around her neck. Why? Is it because it is the International Dairy-**Deli**-Bakery Association? How can people not be offended by that?
ReplyDeleteWhy Gryphen, I'm surprised at you.
ReplyDeleteShe's there as an iconic representation of a government on the side of the people!
Specifically, a Governor who appoints her BFF's to fill a losing enterprise's board of directors, Mat-Maid, and piles on tons of State money into paying the farmers to dump their milk or make tainted cheese.
She, like her Valley real estate attorney who as the State's top Department of Lawyer advised the First Dude and a bunch of lackeys to ignore a subpena, instructs her board to ignore loan payments and don'tcha worry, we'll give you more when the terms of the agreements run out.
Sarah famously made cookies as an ice-breaker to lawmakers and supporters, until they uttered one critical word of her. Then she cut them off! No cookies for you! And didn't she plan on welcoming Joe McGinnis to the neighborhood?
"Maybe we'll welcome him with a homemade blueberry pie tomorrow so he'll know how friendly Alaskans are."
Nevermind that Sarah can't bare to eat anything with calories, the air is good enough to sustain the old bag of bones - she's the perfect ambassador of good old home cooking cause she feeds her family so well on moose casserole, caribou fon du, sourdough halibut cheeks pancakes, baked Alaska and all sorts of adorable over-the-top Frontier viddles.
Just ignore the burnt pan of mac-n-cheese in the sink.
Those shoes are joining a long line of no-no's.
ReplyDeleteDowdy old Sarah. That girl just does not know what to wear.
What the heck is she wearing????????? Seriously. The woman has absolutely no fashion sense.
ReplyDeleteI know. I still like Paula Deen but cmon lady, add some style to that accent.
DeleteI have to agree with ToesInTheSand and LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn, she just looks frumpy. The last photo where she is posing with the other woman who is elegantly dressed really emphasizes it. The shirt-dress was a horrible choice - something you wear at your backyard BBQ (maybe). All bunchy around the waist and puffed out under her bustline. That last photo is becoming one of my favorite SP photos. LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh, and is that a teleprompter I see in the first photo?
Ooooooooh look, she's sporting the Star of David this time.
ReplyDeleteDid Bristol of BSMP LLC, Public Relations Firm Google that there were a lot of Jews in the cooking field? You know they typically order out Sarah?
It's because Deli is in the name of the organization.
DeleteThis woman is an idiot.
Silly Gryphen, baking goes so well with Tea Party's.
ReplyDeleteReally, those new large frames make her look like even more of a fool! And how offensive is that giant Jewish star when we know full well that she despises and resents anyone who is not white, Christian, bigoted and packing heat? Does she even know any Jewish people other than Benjamin Netanyahu? Does anybody, anywhere believe her anymore? She is qualified for nothing!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Star of David was for the kosher wienies.
Deleteactually, i really like the shirt dress and belt. not the shoes. bad shoes.
ReplyDeletebut, rah-rah looks like a man! she does!
She a mannish-woman.
DeleteSo is your idol. Subjectivity.
DeleteThe shirt dress and some other belt is apropro for shopping at Costco -- not for giving a paid speech to a sit-down audience.
DeleteThat belt should have stayed on the store mannequin. And the shoes -- does she ever wear shoes that COMPLEMENT an outfit?
Remember the cork-soled platform red fake leather sandals she wore in 2009 when she appeared at that Autism Walk event in NY state? This pair looks like a mustard-yellow version of those sandals. "I LOOVE 'em! I want a pair in every color!!"
maybe rah-rah really is a man; subjectively speaking.
DeleteWould you wear that get-up onstage to make a speech, that someone has paid big $ to hear?
DeleteHer goose is cooked.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Trig? Still missing?
ReplyDeleteWhere he lives, at home. Currently in AZ.
DeleteWhy isn't the child with his mother?
DeleteIMO, he IS with his mother and father in AZ. IOW, SP was never his mother which is why she treated him so badly.
Delete633. Bristol sold her house. The McMansion is in an awful state. Poor Trig if what you say has anything to do with reality.
DeleteYeah, Right. He is of no use to Sarah anymore.
DeleteAnonymous6:33 AM
DeleteWhere he lives, at home. Currently in AZ.
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We aren't asking you Krusty! How the fuck do you know ?
Its really nice when the bloggers don't post your asinine comments.
Okay, so I'm superficial, but that's what we've been reduced to, since there's no substance in Sarah:
ReplyDeletethe woman on the right in the last photo has an appropriate dress and shoes,both of which could be bought for not a lot of money at Macy's, (Target also has some surprisingly stylish clothes). She didn't pay a bundle to look age-appropriate, yet up-to-date and professional.
Sarah: washed-out shirt dresses with roll-up sleeves haven't been in stores since the '80s. Ditto that unattractive belt that matches nothing. It makes your hemline look like the waves on the shore. Your feet are in some kind of sci-fi boots,on super-sale at Wal-Mart.
Basically, even though you're being paid to appear and to look like a national figures of some importance (in your eyes only), you look like one of the women who just gave up after their third child and fourth divorce.
You diminish yourself and your hosts by demonstrating that you have no pride in your appearance, and won't use one penny of what you're getting paid to look the role of a former vice presidential candidate. Cheesy and cheap is your "look."
She has to stockpile money for Lawyers. The Feds don't play around.
DeleteSilly liberuls. Don't you know that everyone eats bakery goods. This is Sarah's way of getting "down" with the Rill people of our great country. Our first lady Michelle Obama is turning off people who want to eat Twinkies, McDonald's fat burgers, and gallons of soda. Rill American food! Sarah will be our next President due to this speech. Mark my words.
ReplyDeleteps. ignore my previous end of the world predications.
Now her and Romney can argue about what constitutes a "rill" home-baked cookie.
DeleteYou forgot the food of Patriots! S'mores!
DeleteHigh Fructose Corn syrup food! Yum.
Ya, that's what Patriots eat, and diet pepsi and Old Milwaukee!
You go Screech! Give us some "Grandma's Potato salad" oh that video of them making it is NOTHING like yer granny used to make but what the hell do Patriots know (or care)?
Go out and buy junk food!
Screw the FLOTUS who wants healthy kids and adults!
We Patriots are are fat with diabetes our motor scooters and want to die like BreitFart! That's the Amurikin way to die by heart attack, gimmme some grandma's potato salad!
Sarah she will die by heart attack too, but it will be b/c of meth! B/c she don't eat but
vodka/red Bull and coffee & Baileys.
But hey a heart attack is rill amurkin!
Fuck the bike riders, raw foodies, Health food vegans! Give me my GAS GUZZELING SUV!
Ril amurikans eat Grandma's potato salad!
S'mores!
MickyD's!
Arby's
They don't grow any commie, liberal veggies in their yard, no siree!
ok, the quality of these comments makes liberals look like middle schoolers on speed. Though I do love your fiction.
Deleteoh krusty has arrived.
Deleteanon 6:32 & 6:31
such a a-hole and palin butt kisser!
Yet you are here everyday reading these comments, Uneducated High School Dropout.
Delete"Love your fiction" is one of Kristy's stock phrases.
DeleteI was on the site where this picture came from, and the five people who commented were drooling over how 'rested and healthy' she looked. They were ranting about IM 'taking' the pictres from them, and were SO disappointed that the media was not all over this speech. I read the speech...you can hear her say the same things every time she's on Fox. Wonder if she's let the speechwriter go again, and is saving energy by recycling the same old talking points infinitum. Boring is what she is.
ReplyDeleteShe may be boring to you but she's living a full life. What do you do when you're not ranting at your computer?
DeleteRandom stuff.
Deleteright...she's living the full life all right, getting repetitive plastic surgeries to fix her mess of a face and to scoop the cottage cheese fat off her stomach and legs.
DeleteYou are the one TROLLING and RANTING.
DeleteYo random! Her shoes say it all. Stare at those for awhile and lay off the sugar crap. It destroys brain cells.
DeleteMature things.
DeleteLiving a lie is considered "living a full life" by the creepy deranged stalker troll. SCARY!
Delete6:31 mature random stuff. Being nice and choosing love also too.
DeleteA life full of junk food, diet pills, red bull and vodka. Full of it, alright.
DeleteShe is what she eats.
I'll tell you what I'm NOT doing.
DeleteI'm NOT married to a pimp who gets hand jobs from prostitutes (no offense to Shailey, I actually think prostitution should be legal, but I still wouldn't want my husband visiting them).
I'm also NOT getting so much plastic surgery that I look more like a puppet than a human being.
The International Dairy·Deli·Bakery Association™ and Half Baked Alaskan. The match made in Wasilla or Sandpoint or wherever, all of 'em!
ReplyDeleteGotcher Cake Boss, gotcher John Bircher Gomer Pyle Goobernor , gotcher shameful hidden diabetes (from eating what she sold to millions?) Paula the grease and sugar woman consulting on a cure ho.
A trifecta.
And paid in benjamins.
Where else would she fit in?
I forgot, she can talk about her Mat Maid DAIRY bailout!
Next stop? WWF since she already has one of their belts!!Is that "dress" an old shirt of Glenn Rice's? What a mess, and Schmidt STILL says she was vetted? Certainly not the way she dresses. Unlike Bristol she does not have "good judgement"
ReplyDeleteAnd she's also known for wearing Bristol's clothes. Well, Bristol's blazers anyway.
DeleteWhen has Bristol ever worn anything, particularly a dress, that doesn't fit like a sausage casing? That shirtwaist dress isn't hers.
DeleteMaybe Sarah borrowed it from the fairly normal stable sister in the family, Heather (I can't see even the multimarried multidivorced Molly in a housewifey dress like that).
"And she's also known for wearing Bristol's clothes. Well, Bristol's blazers anyway."
DeleteDid you find this out digging through their dirty laundry? Stay CREEPY stalker troll.
Money must be running low, that dress looks like it came from Goodwill, do they even make them anymore? And those shoes belong on 20 something girls, not middle ages women. She looks a mess from her head down to her toes but I'll bet someone told her she looked "Hot"!!!
ReplyDeletehaha Jealousy and personal attacks is the sincerest form of flattery. If she were really forgettable, you wouldn't stalk her.
DeleteThough she did just have a busy May in the lower 48 under the radar.
Yeah, they told her she looked a "hot mess", and she thought it was a compliment.
Deletewho is stalking who, Krusty?
DeleteLook in the fucking mirror you will see the stalker.
"Jealousy and personal attacks is the sincerest form of flattery"
DeleteWRONG troll! the quote is "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." But you're too stupid to know that. It would however explain why Sarah is imitating Rachel Maddow.
She had a busy May recovering from multiple plastic surgeries because she's trying to get rid of her man face.
Where's Tri-G?
Find him yet?
She and Todd are going to have a BUSY Summer after the Schaeffer Cox Trial is over and the FEDS go after the PIMP GRIFTERS. Better get those Lawers ready, AIP Members and Traitors.
DeleteShe was busy washing all of Todds face cloths that she found in his closet.Man,those condoms were a pain to get out of the washer.
DeleteThe only stalker around here is the middle aged woman who seems to know all about the Palins whereabouts currently and in the near and distant past. Believe me, Kristy, the only one exhibiting stalker behavior, is you.
DeleteSo I guess that the Star of David is just a fashion accessory now?
ReplyDeletePathetic blasphemer.
Is it a gigantic RHINESTONE Star of David? I've never seen such a thing. I find it very offensive, and I'm not Jewish. Displaying such a symbol in this tacky way reminds me of a terrible time in world history.
DeleteI don't understand, at all, why anyone would wear the Star of David that way.
Pathetic blasphemer.
DeletePerfect and accurate description!
OMG she forgot the big flag pin and all her beautiful bracelets...they would have been the perfect accessories with that thrown together outfit. The wig looks like it came from the Goodwill Halloween section.
ReplyDeleteTodd please buy your wife a FULL length mirror! and tell her the truth when she looks like shit!
Dont worry. Willow is doing her hair soon for school. This could be interesting.
DeleteEven the creepy stalker troll knows willow is too dumb to even do hair. Telling.
DeleteSarah looks like a backwoods hag standing next to that lady in the last picture. They do have a Nordstroms in Anchorage and the ladies there will help you put together stylish outfits, heaven knows Sarah has they money to look great if she wanted to.
ReplyDeleteSarah is ridiculously cheap and rarely spends money. All of her clothing is consignment or borrowed from his daughters.
DeleteOr donated from her admirers across the country. I'm sure people still donate diapers and wet wipes and what not for all the Palin kiddies. I'm sure Bristol hasn't had to spend a penny on her burden/money-maker.
DeleteIt's too bad these donor's have no taste either.
"Sarah is ridiculously cheap and rarely spends money."
DeleteThat's because she has to save all her money for PLASTIC SURGERY, HUSH MONEY and NANNIES. Living a lie is hard work and expensive!
Why would anyone chose to be and look ridiculously cheap? What is wrong with the people that send her money to cover her bribes, lawyers, Todd's business expenses, the surgeries and all the nannies?
Delete>>>
DeleteThey do have a Nordstroms in Anchorage and the ladies there will help you put together stylish outfits<<<
Yes, but, some people in positions of power strive to surround themselves with smarter more capable persons than themselves. Sarah, not so much. (See State of Alaska hires from Wasilla High School Yearbook and Church Directories.)
Some people would seek fashion advice from the fashionable, Sarah goes to a second hand store in Anchorage. Which is no longer doing business under a name which implied style (Out of the Closet).
She also stole from the RNC (the only time in her life she actually looked like she had some class--emphasis on the "looked like).
DeleteAnonymous6:28 AM
DeleteSarah is ridiculously cheap and rarely spends money. All of her clothing is consignment or borrowed from his daughters.
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"All of her clothing is consignment or borrowed from his daughters."
Ummm....."his daughters"!!!!
YIKES...thanks for confirming that Baldy is a "MAN BABY"!! LOL!!
She must've thought they were making bagels or hommentashen, hence the big, huge, ridiculous looking Jewish star.
ReplyDeleteHey! I've got it!!! The ultimate reality show episode--Dowdy Diva Sarah on "What Not To Wear"...Stacy and Clinton, are you listening?? S&C's hilarious comments and SP's public meltdown over her thrift shop free box wardrobe would be worth the angst of filming it!
ReplyDeleteComment of the day, LoveAndKnishes! What a great idea.
DeleteThat is the fugliest belt I have ever seen. Are there mirrors in her house?
ReplyDeleteThank you G for the lovely breakfast read. I was truly roflmfao and I think you had as much fun writin' it we fans are having readin' it!
ReplyDeleteBack in the 80's I had a pair of shoes very similar to those on ms griz. My teenage daughters made me toss them or they vowed to not be seen in public with me wearing them. I'm not trying to say they washed up on her beachfront or anything but it sure seems like it could have happened cause we lived by a lake too..... Didn't she once claim she was a simple, 'second hand Rose' gal?
diz, your comment made me spill my elite latte all over my elite research notes, was well worth it though, still LMAO!!
DeleteWell, since Sarah is doing the publicity thing with photo and getting paid handsomely for it, I don't feel bad saying her outfit is a total fail. What the......?
ReplyDeleteIs that thing around her waist a belt? It doesn't fit with the dress at all. And those yellow throbbing ugly strappy "Flintstone" sandals with a blue dress and silver belt, and the harsh-rimmed brownish glasses; she won't be getting any invitations to a fashion association soon.
Lighter hair, tanned skin, and the 'new' look just makes her look like an entirely different person. Why the chameleon changes? She looks now just like her mom too.
I think she wears those dog-awful shoes to make herself look taller. Especially in photographs. And the belt...who do we know that wears belts a lot?
DeleteYeah, she wants to look like Michelle Obama.
ps. Michelle would never wear that hideous wrinkly shirtwaist dress.
What's next for Sarah Palin?
ReplyDeleteLaundry-mat re-openings?
Birthday and anniversary party appearances?
She had some random speaking engagements like this in 2010. I see she's enjoyinfg the AZ sun though. This is the first public event since what, March? She was pretty busy in May attending racing events with family.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she baked bread for these people? I hear she's a quality cook.
I heard she was a random cook. And I know she is a terrible speaker.
DeleteGood cooks don't eat crunch wrap supremes.
6:26..does she cook like she writes books..lol Bakes bread? you sure know how to make up fairy tales stories, she probably does her laundry outside in a wash tub also too, does she have an indoor toilet or an outhouse?
DeleteYou're silly. Please use the word "random" properly. Speaking engagements by definition are planned, not random.
DeleteAlso, too? Unless there was a paycheck, sarah did not bake bread for these people.
Meh. Replying to this deranged lunatic only encourages her/him/it. It used to be mildly amusing at first, now it's tiresome and boring. Ignore it and it will wither away.
Delete"I wonder if she baked bread for these people? I hear she's a quality cook."
DeleteROTFLMFAO. Best laugh of the day so far! Thanks Creepy Stalker Troll. She certainly has enough yeast.
PS- "Busy in May" = getting plastic surgery. We know.
Anonymous6:26 AM
Delete*GinaM reading Krusty's crazy thoughts*
"I see she's enjoyinfg the AZ sun though"
Um....looking like she's trying to match her lobster claw hands MAY not be a smart move for the Bald One!
"This is the first public event since what, March?"
Uh...that would be a NO....her last public event was the end of April when she drug herself out of a drunken stupor...splashed some water on her dried up face and went to that Liberty Womens Conference looking like she just got over a weekend bender...don't ya' remember troll...that's when President Obama roasted her dumbass at the White House Correspondence dinner...April 28...not March stupid!
"She was pretty busy in May attending racing events with family"
Good gravy Krusty...ONE racing event in Mexico is not "racing events" unless you are referring to her "racing" from one plastic surgeon to another...that new nose and cheeks and giant knockers didn't just appear overnight ya' know...May was the month of surgical recovery troll!
"I wonder if she baked bread for these people? I hear she's a quality cook"
YOU HEARD WRONG Stalker! ....okay Krusty...you have really got to stop the madness! How could you forget Baldy's "baking" creeds?
Remember on SPAK when Pamper Palin couldn't read the instructions on the cupcake box nor did she know how to measure and even Baldy had problems reading the instructions?
No way did Baldy "cook" shit at this conference unless you are referring to her cooking the books at BaldyPac! LOL!!!
I would watch a Sarah Palin cooking show.
DeleteThe failure,also, too, it would burn!
Krusty, is your Word of the Day calendar stuck on "Random"? Turn the fucking page and get a new word, moron.
DeleteLOL, Now Sarah Palin is using a real teleprompter?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to her poor man's hand teleprompter?
I guess it's okay to use teleprompters now, there was a time when President Obama was criticized for using one.
I'm not a Palin fan at all, and I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but you can get a substantial speaking fee--six figures, easily--for speaking at a trade show. And that's what this is. I know someone who works for the association, and I know what Palin got for speaking. It's a handsome fee. I'm not going to say who I know or exactly how much because those things are confidential. I will say that I live in Madison, WI, and work in the same complex as the IDDBA building. So I hope you'll take that as an honest statement and not just fluff.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand her, but she's not picking up scraps here. It's real money. And a grifter's gonna grift.
All pubic speakers MUST be grifters then. She supplies when people demand. It's how business works. Though democrats aren't typically known for their business sense, evidenced by their deeprooted jealousy of republicans.
DeleteShow just 1 instance of Business sense in the PIMPING PALIN FAMILY. 1. Bristol buying a house in Arizona at market value, then selling it below market? 2. Todd running a Prostitution and Sex Trafficking Ring and not reporting the income? 3. Sarah Grifting from Supporters but not running for any Office, then using the Funds for personal use? BWAHAHAHA.
DeleteAll those filthy rich democrats in Hollywood must really be jealous of Chapter 11 Trump then?
Delete"All pubic speakers MUST be grifters then. She supplies when people demand. It's how business works. Though democrats aren't typically known for their business sense, evidenced by their deeprooted jealousy of republicans."
Delete*CREEPY TROLL ALERT*
How's that stalk the palins thingy workin' out for ya? Stay creepy my friend.
Anonymous6:46 AM
DeleteStill hanging around stinking up the joint huh Krusty! You do have a lot in common with the gargoyle family that lives by the dead lake...that famous "thick skulls"...err...I mean..."tough skin" that they are known for!
I mean how many times do we have to talk about you and your creepy stalking of a family that LAUGHS at you and your adoring remarks before you get the hint....you need professional help!
Uuuuummmm, yeah---what is with her shoes? Tacky ass woman . . . .
ReplyDeleteI used to have trouble with that look when it was popular. It doesn't even look like she has a slip on, so the skirt folds into her crotch. Much too short. I can smell her from here. Seriously, this is a new low for the cow.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Still only have untrue personal attacks eh Gryphen? Well, whatever gets yu through your days.
ReplyDeleteIf you put your celebrity self out there looking like that be ready to be criticize, anyway I thought she had a still spine and she was a tough frontier women with thick skin. Face it she looks like crap next to that well dressed women.
DeleteYou LOVE Gryphen, and you know it. Why do you come here to post your nonsense?
DeleteLOL. Still obsessed with refudiating IM's very funny very true Palin posts? Whatever gets you through the day. Sad.
DeleteThe Sarah/Bristol is entertainment and minor quasi-political. They are has been moose-crap kind of gals. If you have no sense of humor travel on. Sarah is done and all she left for us is her ass clown posse and the jokes. I don't care what she is thinking but I love the way she has no style and puts her stupid out for all to see and yet has the look of someone that does think they are hot chit.
DeleteGryphen is the best. Just because some don't get it doesn't matter.
"LOL. Still only have untrue personal attacks eh Gryphen? Well, whatever gets yu through your days."
DeleteLOL!!! Still mad troll? Are you finally realizing nothing you ever say or do will have any affect on ANYone? That must be quite a realization. You know you're a stupid worthless idiot and there's NOTHING you can do about it! Hahahahahahaha.
PS- Where's Tri-G?
As a reader of this blog that picture courtesy Jane Buckingham: that's one hot, one NOT.
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DeleteLOL. Still only have untrue personal attacks eh Gryphen? Well, whatever gets yu through your days.
What's a "yu"...hillbilly slang for "you ugly?"
Notice how she's trying out the wig without bangs lately? Is she trying to change her hairstyle to match her teen daughters? Narcissists will do that.
ReplyDeleteI have always thought that she seemed envious of them. Would that be why she raids their closet?
DeleteI've always got the vibe especially from Wallow that she HATES old Baldy and if she ever attempts to approach her closet Wallow will pull a switchblade on the Bitch!
DeleteNow Beefy...is so...umm....S L O W and "Special Needs"...she probably has her "cloths" (Hi Toad!) laid out for her...because even Grananimals is too much for Beefy! LOL!!
Women like Sarah Palin see their daughters as competition.
DeleteWhy is she wearing her Star of David necklace and not a cross? Maybe she thought it was a bagel convention and she's supporting Israel by speaking. Weird.
ReplyDeleteYesterday's open thread the peepond were commenting on the necklace, waxing poetic about what a warm kind heart Ms.Wiggy has, you know, supports Israel and all. The Palestinians? Let them starve and rot who cares? They are heathens and Godless and so's "the left". Sick.
DeleteI love how a simple exaggeration becomes truth. Blogs are the cause. Without them, lies would be scarce and people would be smarter.
ReplyDeleteAnd we love how you complain about Blogs, but you are here posting. You are the LIAR.
DeleteBrilliant! Blogs are the cause of all that ails the world people! If we as a society want to get rid of ignorance, poverty, crime etc. we must bring the evil blogosphere down!
DeleteSnort.
like your simple little exaggeration about Sarah baking bread?? How about you get smart and stop BS'ing.
DeleteHate to break it to ya DERANGED LIAR TROLL but lies have been around a LONG time before blogs. You stupid idiot.
DeleteYou better stop frequenting blogs,then.You have so little"smarts" to begin with.
DeleteSo, I guess the freedom of speech which the far right so often speaks about, doesn't include blogs. What a hypocrite! The right just doesn't want to hear the truth pointed out to them or their ignorance and narrow mindedness.
DeleteNo wonder Krusty is smitten with Blister, great minds think alike! BP tells GMA: "I think if someone's going to talk poorly about my mom, I am going to pick and choose my battles and a battle like that, I chose to confront him and see what the real problem was, I'm excited for viewers to see the real me in that, because I'm sitting there all tough and shaking and I'm acting tough and instantly when it's over, it's like, ok, there's the real Bristol, because I'm calling my boyfriend, I'm calling my mom, ah, get me out of here, like, people are going to see the real Bristol in this show". WTF? Is there anyone who still thinks this dumbazz writes her ridiculous blog? I mean, besides Krustacean and peepond.
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DeleteI love how a simple exaggeration becomes truth. Blogs are the cause. Without them, lies would be scarce and people would be smarter.
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Krusty speaking in Yoda like sentences is not good y'all!
Since she's been hanging around so long we are ALL now able to decipher what the crazy stalker is saying! Lord help us ALL!
Paula Deen is wondering why did they invite that moron from Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteThat belt looks like a back brace.
ReplyDeleteYes, agree here, I think Sarah's wearing of the Jewish star is inappropriate and disrespectful to those of the Jewish faith. Her choice of clothes and accessories consist of impressing the crowd she thinks dominate the conventions. She ignorantly stereotypes her audience and shows no remorse for it, but wears her pins and necklaces in pride thinking she's rah-rah'ing her audience into patriotic fervor.
Why did Sarah wear a Jewish star to the conference? Did she hear the word "deli" and think that all deli owners are Jewish?
ReplyDeleteHer outfit is perfect for a summer outing. It is not what a professional woman would wear. Wrong dress, baggy front, and those sandals, oh please. Doesn't Sarah own one smart suit and a decent wig?
She's an anti-semite that's why.
DeleteI had a dress like that in 1979.
ReplyDeleteBut it's not just the dress - which is so casual and inappropriate for giving a speech to a professional association for a woman in late middle age to wear (I wore mine to my job as a secretary - and I was 25).
The belt does not go with the dress at all, nor do the shoes. It appears as though ol' Sarah hit a sale at Goodwill.
And that wig - OMG. Baaaaad.
Sarah doesn't have a clue what the word 'professional' means!!! She isn't and has never been. She's a fraud folks - from her boobs to her hair! How embarrassing - the poor woman!! Plus, she looks so much older! No longer perky and cute!!
DeleteNow, now. You can dress very well from the thrift stores if you have a sense of style. Obviously, $carah does not.
DeleteSarah knows all about how pastry and politics intersect.
ReplyDeleteShe went there looking for a Napoleon, but didn't realize she had long ago experienced her Waterloo.
Maybe we should send her to St. Helena to look for Napoleon.
DeleteSarah, that mess on your head, is that another one of Willow's creations or did you just wake up and decided not to do anything with it?
ReplyDeleteNext stop...Hustling on a street corner.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, palin keeps getting cited for being a public nuisance with no appropriate fashion sense, as well as a hazardous waste.
I see the Belmont girls have been replaced with Triple Crown girls.
ReplyDeletePalin looks dowdy. Yes, those stupid unattractive shirtwaist dresses are back in style. They weren't attractive back in 1955, 1983, nor in 2012. They are being recycled again. The dress was inappropriate for the venue. If she wanted to wear a shirt dress, then she should have picked one with a nicer fabric, not farmer chambray. As for the shoes, I think those may be Dansko shoes. They are unattractive but comfortable. The hair style is not flattering, but I imagine she is either trying to hide some surgery scars, or she is channeling her lost teen years. The boobs. Well, obviously, they are fake. Victoria Secrets sells a bra that is padded to make you 2 sizes bigger. Perhaps she has that on. Then again, maybe she had a boob job. Whatever the reason, very thin older women do not suddenly grow big old boobs without some help. We shall see if they are surgically augmented or they are a padded bra.
ReplyDeleteThe Star of David.....very inappropriate. And not one person in the LSM has ever called her out for it. She is nothing but a parody of herself now. Nothing but a big joke. Although I find IM hilarious, I would never waste my time listening to any of Palin's drivel.
I love how the trolls think that liberals are jealous of Sarah and other Republicans.
ReplyDeleteNo, dear Bristol and friends, we are not envious in any way. Many liberals pick up enormous speaking fees at a variety of events. Few of them are asked to address third-tier food conventions such as Sarah was.
Paula Deen makes sense to address this crowd; what "inspiration" exactly was Sarah bringing to her hosts?
I know. I used to work in small business, and small business people think Republicans are good for them.
But, in the long run, Republicans are good for big business, not the small outfits that get gobbled up when the gobbling is good. Good local education for their employees, good local services, a strong community to support local businesses, etc. are what will support small business in the long run.
I love how the trolls get stuck on a meme like the jealousy one. They prove how constipated they are. Too much processed junk food that is stripped of all nutrition. Just like Sarah. All made up on the outside to please some appetites. Nothing real, only toxic inside.
DeletePaula Deen has been killing people softly for years, I hear she has finally embraced her diabetes and she is starting to come on over into the light. May she help others leave the dark side.
Think I said this once before - there is no way in hell I'd want to walk in the shoes of Sarah, Bristol or Todd (the pimp!).
DeleteSarah has just about dropped out of sight - which is good, good, good. With this speaking info, you can bet she isn't drawning the fees she once did. I'd love to have met Paula Dean though!!
Plus, Sarah, the idiot from Wasilla, AK doesn't even cook from all we hear. A continual fraud as usual!
Brace yourself. Todd will appear in the fake reality show. He will play the best Dad from the wonderful frontier family. The spin is he looks so young and just like Track.
DeleteSarah Palin lost all the weight to prove she can still fit into her old clothes from the 80's but this ensemble is a complete failure.
ReplyDeleteThe shoe's -OMG the shoes! Yikes.
The star of David?? She's always trying to call attention to something she wears.
She can part her bangs like curtains and use that billboard of a forehead. Why not? It's certainly wide enough.
Sarah lost weight since her meth/coke days. She has other chemicals to take now but it is all the same. They are both tweakers. The older they get the more they look it. Tweakers who can afford dental and cosmetic cover ups.
DeleteLindsay Lohan gave up drugs, also, too.
"Heart of a Rogue Trailblazer." Fuck off outta here, Palin. You're an undisciplined, ignorant, bigot...nothing more.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's mentality, when life gives you yeast... go to a bakery convention.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous8:02 AM
DeleteSarah Palin's mentality, when life gives you yeast... go to a bakery convention.
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You mean a "yeast infection"...right?
O/T
ReplyDeleteWhy do the Palins always act so questionable? Poor Charlie, we hear he was found but no word about how he survived in the wilderness. They say nothing at all of substance. Shocking, I know. Nothing about the missing dog was grounded or normal.
If that they didn't switch dogs, as is traditional Palin, we are glad if Charlie braved the outback by the Best Western and lives. No injury. What a incredible dog!
That is not the same dog. Another switcheroo?
DeleteI haven't seen a cinch belt like that since the 70's.
ReplyDeleteI guess Sarah can't afford the 'Johnny Choo's' any longer.
ReplyDeleteThat belt looks like a wrestler's belt. What a tasteless outfit. Maybe her fee included "all you can eat" so Willer went along. Willer looks as though she eats enough for the entire family, with Bristles a close second. Why no Piper sightings, does she have mono now???
ReplyDelete$arah, you are so pathetic.
ReplyDeleteThe Deli=bakery=dairy convention?
Is there anything you won't do for cash?
Oops, never mind, I really don't want to know the answer to that question.
You guys! STOP THIS. Must I remind you why we gather here? It is NOT a fashion blog. I don't give a fuck what she is wearing. I don't care about her boobs. Or shoes. I do care that she has ruined political discourse In this country. I very much mind that she speaks of our President in a manner that makes racists look mild. I take it personally that her schemes may have hurt people. According to MSNBC, 7 out of 10 Ameticans have decided to "ignore" this election. States are purging voter roles like never before. Can we please get serious at least until November? I will buy you all Barbie Dolls to play with after the election if you are that concerned with clothing.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to start your own blog.
DeleteGet off your fucking soapbox and do something if you find the intellect to be beneath yours.
It's comic relief to make fun of the way she looks, and to marginalize her. If we didn't laugh, we'd be depressed over how our country is sliding backwards. Believe me, we are all seriously working hard behind the scenes to keep what we have fought for. I know I am active politically. This is just a little light hearted fun.
DeleteYour opinion is duly noted. Now fuck off.
DeleteYou must be new here. Get a grip. No one is forcing your eyeballs to read these comments. There is a great big RED X up in the top right hand corner of the blog. Click it and you won't have to read anymore comments about "boobs or shoes". You can keep your Barbie Dolls, since you have so many to share donate them to Good Will it might make you feel better.
DeleteRelax.
DeleteSarah Palin winked her way to the top. She has capitalized on sexism, has reveled in it. The "hottest governor from the coldest state," remember? Just a simple small town frontier girl.
She has also put herself out there as a reality teevee star. Anyone who seeks the spotlight as much as she does (beyond politics and into the "entertainment" world) will be scrutinized for what she wears and how much plastic surgery she gets.
Humor is the most potent weapon we have when dealing with the joke that Palin is. Her power is in people taking her seriously. Being laughed at is a powerful tool to shut her up. Being angry---not so much. Palin loves pissing people off.
DeleteAnyway---this is a blog. I think most of us here know the difference between what we do personally and politically as opposed to taking a few minutes to diminish and laugh at The Quitta.
All of you insulting TEXMEL for stating an opinion should be ashamed of yourselves, TX has been a regular commenter here for a long time now, you people are no better than the peeponders who eat their own.
DeleteWearing the Star if David is offensive as hell to most Jews $arah, ESPECIALLY since the dominionist cults you worship think we are all going to hell!
ReplyDeleteRight you are, jkarov. I share your disgust.
Deleteomg... parody of herself, indeed.
ReplyDeletewtf is up with the star of david? that is a clear picture of her disturbed mind. I guess in the quitter's mind, all deli's and bakeries are jewish deli's and bakeries. there was no reason for her to wear that.
I've just got off the phone QVC...YES for 19.99 plus S&H I too will soon have my very own Sarah Palin "Star of David Deli Collection"... so excited to wear it!
ReplyDeleteFor those that are interested they also offer the belt and shoes...I passed, sometimes you just have to drawn the line at tacky.
My husband said "I'm sure she milked it for all it's worth"
ReplyDeleteThis is actualy $carah's milieu. See that sign about "more profit." The way you get that in those businesses (if they owner doesn't have integrity) is to substitute cheap, harmful, fattening fake "food products" for real food. Deli meat is practically offal - pink slime, trim, and lots of fat and msg. Dairy? ever seen the ingredient list of that soft sere crap at DQ? And bakery - hahahahahaha. Real bread has six ingredients, tops. Flour, yeast, sugar salt and some liquid (milk or water) and a fat (oil or butter.) Ever read what's in that loaf (that's why they call it Wonder bread!)
ReplyDeleteI hope she does birthday parties, soon. But then again, no one likes the scary clowns.
ReplyDeleteSupermarket openings.
DeleteI expect this clown to wear some pajama jeans any day now.
ReplyDeleteI doubt she got anywhere near the salary deen got. she is a washed up, unhinged, bipolar (yo-yo), evil idiot.
Did she actually stay on topic and not dis our fine President? Did she talk crazy? Never mind I know the answer. lol