Sarah Palin got a two-fold Skinnygirl surprise during her stay at the Westlake Village, Calif.'s Four Seasons hotel on Monday: some complimentary low-calorie cocktails and a visit from the Skinnygirl founder herself, Bethenny Frankel!
Frankel, who was at the hotel to tape a segment for 102.7's KIIS FM's On Air with Ryan Seacrest, happily posed for a pic with the former Vice Presidential candidate, and together, they enjoyed some poolside R&R.
"The two looked like they were really enjoying their time together," a witness tells Us Weekly. "Bethenny seemed pleasantly surprised that Sarah was at the hotel. They both were very chatty and friendly with one another. They looked like old girlfriends catching up, relaxing and hanging out."
Gee last night ex-abstinence hypocrite Bristol Palin's reality show debuted to a chorus of boos,Wasilla pimp Todd Palin is scheduled to embarrass himself on an NBC show in August, and now the stage mother from hell is hanging with the queen of sleazy self promotion herself, Bethenny Frankel, a woman who just recently admitted that she and her husband have an open marriage. (Gee Sarah, sound familiar?)
You know I used to wonder what it would look like when Sarah Palin finally hit bottom.
Welp, now I know!
Update:
Captain "Mom Jeans" says I am wrong, and that the Palins have not yet hit bottom, as they have much, much further yet to fall. I stand corrected.
those shorts! when will she get some new shorts!!
ReplyDeleteThis is really going to get ugly. We'd better all have strong stomachs for the months ahead.
ReplyDeletelol, simple sarah looks like a fat cow next to skeletor. I wouldn't pick weeds or scrub the floor in that get-up sarah's wearing.bottom line is that sarah and tawd are a couple of average looking, low intellect rubes...
ReplyDeleteyep, that ought to kick the bulemia into high gear.
DeleteWhat the freak is she wearing? And is that the Star of David, again? Must be because of Bethenny FRANKEL, ay? Seriously, I USED to like Bethenny, but why is she posing with the Queen of Posers? Ewwwww. It will take a while to rid her of THAT stench! So gross!
ReplyDeleteI used to like Betheeny also but she has turned into a bigheaded shrew..I feel sorry for her husband, he seems like a nice guy.
DeleteI agree. I don't think he knew what he was getting himself into. She's got problems!
DeleteSame here, my guilty pleasure is watching the various Real Housewives series, and I was a fan of Bethenny's UNTIL she got her own show. She's a smart businesswoman, and she has built a multimillion dollar brand out a reality show career...good for her. But, she is an absolute hot mess when it comes to her marriage, the people who work for, her, and her lingering mommy/daddy issues. She is a needy, self involved bitch, much like Sarah Palin, who emasulates her husband every chance she gets and constantly needs her child as a shield and paid sycophants to stroke her ego.
DeleteLike others have said, I see two bag of bones peas in a pod...they are long lost sisters from another mister those two
VV, wouldn't she so call Palin on the tight abs comment though? Bethenny is athletic but gained a ton of weight with Bryn. She's laugh at her if she knew anything about the faked pregnancy or wild ride. And the tight abs comment lol!
DeleteHopefully Bethenny realized that, like Kelly, Sarah is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and humored her and went on her merry way.
Helping Hands "charity" is an LLC formed in March 2011 by $arah's attorney.The above picture was taken Monday at the Four Seasons Westlake Village California. Guess Missy wasn't in Alaska seeing sonny boy off to war for the umpteenth time. Next day she is magically in front of one of her faux backdrops spewing hatred toward the president. My my my. She is so darned presidential!! Notice she is wearing longer shorts. Guess she remembers the pics of her cellulite legs from Hawaii....
ReplyDeleteAlso, "The Belmonts" appear to have deflated from last weekend in Vegas. But still sporting the giant Star of David! Really, what is up with that?
DeleteI think you have that a teensy bit wrong. "Helping Hands" is NOT the charity. It is the production company that was formed to steal the Bristol train wreck show from the Massey brothers. H/T to Older_Wiser great sleuthing. "John Tiemessen (why Brisdull's personal lawyer?) forms Helping Hands, LLC on March 25, 2011 as a Delaware corporation, registers it in AK July 25, 2011. Brisdull closes on $300K "fixer-upper" July 29, 2011. None of this is coincidence--it was carefully planned to screw the Massey bothers" Palin's may actually own the production company that stole the reality show idea and video from the Massey's.
DeleteHelp The Children is the CHARITY Bristol worked for. Similar names. Confusing, eh?
What ever happened to that Pie-Spy business she supposedly was in? Just another scam?
DeleteI think that's the one they funnel money in to take care of Trig.
DeleteIs that what he looks like when he is taking a crap? Man I wish you had not enlarged that tiny photo. Eye bleach needed on aisle 4 STAT!
ReplyDeleteWhy has she swapped the enormous flag pin for the enormous star of David. Is she going to live in Israel? - I can but hope.
ReplyDeleteShe is hoping Sheldon Adelson throws some of his millions into her PAC. Pandering/grifting her way back to solvency is hard work, don't ya know?
DeleteI believe she's fu%*ing Sheldon Adelson now that Toad is busy trying to tidy up the pimp reputation. How do I know? I just know.
Delete9:22 Oh please, as repulsive as Addelson is I bet he wouldn't touch that scrawny skank with a ten foot "pol" there are plenty of gorgeous money hungry 20 year olds in Vegas he can choose from.
DeleteThe only men who still find this creature "hot" are angry ignorant tiny d**k Conservaturds, their shared racist hatred of our President and gun fetish is what draws them to snarky mean bitches like the Palins.
The Star of David is not for all Jewish people. It is for the likes of Sheldon Adelson money.
Deletehttp://tinyurl.com/MONEY-shel-ad
Also extrem RW terrorists of Israel are better at murder and mayhem than the Schaeffer Cox ass-clowns. Those are the Jewish people that Sarah Palin admires and promotes (pimps with teh cheap jewels). Palin is a rogue loving other rogues. Israeli terrorists have big gun power and are among the best killers.
Maybe she is converting to the Jewish religion. She has certainly shown she is no Christian. With Sarah it's always an "eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." There is no Christian love and charity in the Palin household.
DeleteWhat ignorant comments. Or perhaps you know nothing about Judaism or Israel actually. Please don't let Sarah's wearing of the Star of David increase your anti-semitism.
DeleteYou really think true Christians are kinder than Jews 11:04. You think Modern Jews practice an eye for an eye? Where do you live? Wasilla?And 10:38, your racism is showing. Yes the Jews are a race too and talking about Jews liking jewels is as bad as saying blacks like fried chicken and watermelon.
Nice Gryphen, I guess your outrage over racist remarks only comes out around blacks.
No I'm not Kristy or a bot. I'm a long time reader who is Jewish and I hate Sarah wearing that star. On the other hand it shows the biases people have.
Thank You, Anonymous 6:35 It needed to be said, and you did it so eloquently.
DeleteSarah's "Dominioninism" cult relies on a sign that the beginning of the seven mountains prophecy hoax is that all "jews" will return to "Israel, the homeland". The bankers, businessmen, lawyers, doctors and great minds of Israel deserve to expand to the west bank settlements because her "cult" depends on it as the first sign.
Sarah once alluded to it, and here's a link explaining her anti semite theories. I'm not jewish, but read about it in Leah Burton's blog and was appalled!!
http://www.alternet.org/story/144111/what_sarah_palin's_%22jewish_people_will_be_flocking_to_israel%22_prediction_means/
Don't let this idiot fool you with her star of David and key of David jewelry.
6:35 thank you, well said!
Deleteis he posing in front of his 'wall of shame' that he built to keep out Joe M's peeping eyes?
ReplyDeletewhat a man, what a man
oops, what a tool, what a tool,
action figure tawd coming in a box of cereal next week, loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Look at her boobs. One of them is way lower than the other. And who wears an oversized tee and baggy shorts to sit by the pool at the Four Seasons? The woman is more clueless than her whiny offspring.
ReplyDeleteThat's the kind of stuff my husband wears to work out or shoot hoops AT HOME. Never, ever in public and even more never posing with some skinny celebutard.
Deleteare those camo pants, so you can't tell if he pissed himself, and the shoes, so girly WTF
ReplyDeleteAnon 7:03 Lol! I thought the same thing about those fugly shoes. He looks like my neighbor, a white bigoted slob who pretends to be all tough and macho except his wife yells at him day and night.
DeleteI think the staff intentionally had the out of place photo of Todd to make him look ignorant and like a Bristol fool. He probably posed for a trial shot in his regular clothes. The professional shot did not work and they put in the test shot of Todd. Pathetic.
DeleteThe Girls, whether implants or padding, still look weird. I'm older the Screech, barely a 32A, and I can get more push-up and cleavage than that.
ReplyDeleteHow does anyone get a t-shirt that BIG & Baggy to cling like that?
DeleteDouble sided tape and or used chewing gum.
Deletehttp://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/06/live-blogging-bristol-palin-lifes-a-trip/
ReplyDeletePriceless re-cap
Even funnier are the bot comments- priceless!
DeleteThe live blog is a total laugh riot (gee, willow and Bristol are shopping, who's watching tripp?....hope he doesn't fall into a bidet....
The part about Gino is particularly funny! Love it!
Guess every time she says Track is deployed to Afghanistan, we should actually check. He supposedly was already in Afghanistan and next thing you know, he is leaving (Bristol's lame excuse for standing up Huckabee). Nobody comes and goes so quickly to a war zone unless they have been injured. We know that didn't happen or we would have heard about it ad naseum.
ReplyDeletePlus, remember, Track has never seen combat - even though Sarah said he did! It was proven to be ANOTHER lie!!! No wonder he has as little to do w/her as possible. You never see them photograped together. He is the smartest kid - that supposedly is not Todd's, but a prior boyfriend.
DeleteI believe you are referring to Curtis Menard? He didn't want to have anything to do with Sarah Heath once the one-night stand was over. Sarah at least got to keep something from that night.
DeleteMaybe Track was injured. It's pretty easy getting a paper cut while doing busy work for an office. Those things can be lethal!!!!
DeleteTrack's unit had "boots on the ground" in Afghanistan on March 1st.
Deletehttps://www.facebook.com/AKNationalGuard
The Palin's are imploding spectacularly! How much lower can they go?
ReplyDeleteIntervention!
DeleteNonono, Do Not Resuscitate Palins' "careers". No interventions, no advice but please feel free to ridicule and laugh.
Delete8:05 Am don not give them any more ideas for a TV show, please....
DeleteAwww shucks! Well, how about Lock Up on MSNBC???
Delete@Anon 10:29 AM:
DeleteExcellent idea, I'll go for that too!
Todd Palin's foray into reality television makes official and obvious what we've known all along: the Palin brand is all about celebrity-for-celebrity-sake and anything-for-money. They're embarassingly bad at the first; maybe the second is working for them. As we all know, though, celebrity-for-celebrity-sake flames hot and then is over. When's the least time we heard of Paris Hilton? Better bank those bucks.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, her husband doing crap TV is the final nail; this completely disintegrates any hint of real worth of Sarah Palin in the political sphere. Her nearly daily pronouncements in the blogs and news always titled "Sarah Palin Slams Obama For (insert criticism of the day)". Who even bothers to find out what her bitch is this time? (If indeed she did write or say it.)
She's slithered into something distasteful, something past, clearly a mistake. This today, from a Romney camp person:
http://www.mediaite.com/online/informal-romney-adviser-palin-poisoned-the-well-for-female-republican-vp-selection/
The Palin clan succeeded in using her veep nomination into celibitician. The republican party seems ok with having Palin represent them by having her as a speaker while the Palins use a political event for their reality show. The Palin tease for a presidential run was pure manipulation for reality tv shows in the works.
DeleteI respect Hukabee for addressing the Palin smoke and mirrors that Bristol chose and pursued the limelight.
I am concerned about our culture that seems to not care if they empower a family of con artists, who lie like the devil himself. I assume if Palin's habitual and ease lying serves repubs to win offices they do not care about the people and their claims of family and religious values are bogus too.
Sad when Bristol and Willow are elevated as role models including zero integrity, child exploitation, grandiosity of image contradicted by actions and the general air of wasillabillies. It makes a statement SP's daughter was unaware of homeless persons.
This country is fucked hailing and promoting this clan. I feel saddened by this.
We can all thank Steve Schmidt for beinging us the Palin Party....I don't care how many times Rachael Maddow has you on her show, you will always be the douche bag the gave us Sarah Palin. retch!
DeleteAt least Schmidt has admitted he made a mistake. McCain has yet to do same.
DeleteShe's got the Belmonts on though - better have the Belmonts when you're by the pool for a photo op
ReplyDeleteThe Belmonts also double as a floating device.
DeleteIf Sarah thinks those ugly shorts and t-shirt make her look like an average everyday American she's wrong, she looks like a slop. I'll bet the other quests staying at that hotel are saying, WTH is she wearing and laughing at her behind her back, she's dressed like she does the gardening or cleans the rooms..whoops sorry even they dress better!
ReplyDeleteThat is one surgically overdone, skinny mess she's being photographed with. You can have "chatty, friendly" times with almost anyone if you have enough bottles of wine. Rock bottom is coming up pretty fast I think.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, guilty secret confession time - I kind of like Bethany Frankel.
ReplyDeleteWhy? No snark here just curious why people like her?
DeleteHer voice is annoying like Palins. I don't know much about her. What is there to like?
DeleteShe is a smart business women who built a multi-million dollar business with her Skinny Girl Cocktails BUT she has a lot of issues with her parents and her childhood and is shrew to her husband...I use to watch her until this last season when she being a bigheaded biotch and I don't know what kind of diet she's on but she is starting to look like hell. Now she has her own talk show on a Fox channel and it is not doing very good.
DeleteI like her smarts and her irreverence.
DeleteI wish she could hear the tight abs comment.
She'd have a ball with Sarah over that.
Bethenny don't do bullshit.
Send Bethany the square pillow video and corresponding stills where Sarah is so proud. That is hilarious. I would hope Bethany sells her some more Skinny Girl and has her featured on her talk show. A ratings bonanza for Bethany.
DeleteAnd really - WTF is with that pose of the toads? Is he supposed to be getting ready for some Kung Fu fighting? Or whatever? Jeesus, what a bunch of losers. At least the Brisket troll isn't here like she was last night - must be sleeping in this morning - or still pleasuring the Gino.
ReplyDeleteThe pose is overcompensation. He's possibly dealing with conflicting sexual urges.
DeleteHis pose is about as comfortable as Bristol 'dancing' in DWTS promo.
DeleteGranny hitched her grifter wagon a little late to this one. From todays headlines, 'Bethenny' Talk Show Ratings See Sharp Drop.
ReplyDeleteHer talk show is on Fox, that's the connection with Sarah.
DeleteI think Sarah was telling Bethenny that Todd needs a few new prostitutes and was just checking if Bethenny was interested in being one.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Todd's shadow in front of his foot instead of behind all everyone else in the larger photo..bad photoshop??
ReplyDeleteMaybe the same person photoshopped that pic and the one where Sarah was floating on the grass while "running" in a race.
DeleteWell---that's all she wrote for Betheny. Betheny's business will fail and her husband will probably take up with a curvy woman. Betheny's own reality mess won't be renewed and pics of her stuffing her face with donuts and mac and cheese will surface.
ReplyDeleteBetheny---you have been Palinized.
Gosh--Sarah LOVES those tiny little Hollywood types---huh? What a joke
and bad dresser The Grisly Grifter is.
Betheny---you have been Palinized.
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Ha! that's great.
Don't forget Bethany vomiting in the throne.
DeleteDid they exchange tips on how to completely emasculate your husband in front of the world?
ReplyDeleteCarry my bag, bitch!
DeleteYou are implying Todd had anything remotely manly to emasculate.
DeleteYuck - I live less than a mile from that hotel. I am so glad I didn't know she was in my neighborhood! And no one around here would be caught dead wearing something like that to the Four Seasons.
ReplyDeleteHey, neighbor!
DeleteWasillabillies: no gravatis, no propriety, no boundaries including appropriare attire, zero class and F in style 101. I believe it is part of their giving the middle finger to others when they show up dressed inappropriately. Also a symptom perhaps of attention seeking believed to be special or talked about.
DeleteLet's just call it what it is...The Star of Sarah, she must wear it daily so she can gaze upon it in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I've missed this, but Bristol says the reason she stood up Huckabee is it was "Track's last night home before deploying to Afghanistan". What? Track is still in the Army? Or is this a lie that needs some sunlight?
ReplyDeleteIt's a lie.
DeleteAre those shorts a souvenir from Glen Rice when she met him at her sister's dorm room? The shirt is horrible, the woman has no style at all. Schmidt is right, she learned nothing since the campaign, not even how to dress with class and style. Since she has none of either, oh well.
ReplyDeleteBethenny has EXACTLY the career Bristol is looking to achieve.
ReplyDeleteFame and money without having earned it.
Sarah was just getting a few "branding" tips from Bethenny.
Bethenny went to culinary school and is a savvy business woman. Let's be fair.
DeleteInteresting tidbit from Politcususa:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politicususa.com/bad-tripp-live-review-bristol-palins-crime-america.html
commenter: Pokeen Djibouti,June 20, 2012 at 12:42 am
Jason or Sarah,
I found this link earlier for the Helping Hands, LLC that appears to be the non-profit that was featured in the “Life’s a Tripp” episode tonight. It was set up by the Palin’s attorney, John Tiemmessen on Mar 25, 2011. In the 3rd link below, it appears that the LLC was applying for a tax credit from the State of AK film commission.
Question: Why would a non-profit need to apply for a tax credit when the organization pays no taxes? Refund for Social Security taxes paid on wages? Are then Palins scamming the IRS again?
http://commerce.alaska.gov/CBP/Main/CorporationDetail.aspx?id=136466
http://commerce.alaska.gov/CBP/Main/CorpDocumentViewer.aspx?r=102004&v=587147&d=610259
http://www.film.alaska.gov/pdf/p-q/HelpingHands-PQ.pdf
So it's not really a charity, just another Palin-sucks-the-bucks-from-idiots scam.
Why am I not surprised?
Charity.... hmmmm I saw that. VERY INTERESTING.
DeleteI hope there is someone out there that reports this stuff to the Anchorage Daily News (only newspaper in Anchorage), the IRS and the FBI.
DeleteThe taxpayers in Alaska are assuredly supporting the Palins and as long as Parnell is heading the state, nothing will be done about it.
The information needs to be put out there so they are aware of the continual rip off!
"Helping Hands" is the chosen name for the Sarah Production Co. that stole the idea from the Masseys. "Save The Children", the charity that Beefy supposedly volunteers for is a valid charity, and part of the original Massey creation.
DeleteThat poster you quoted is confusing an LLC (limited liability company) with a nonprofit organization. They are NOT the same thing.
DeleteLLC's most certainly DO pay taxes. A nonprofit (which Helping Hands LCC, as indicated by its very name, is NOT) may or may not pay taxes, depending on whether it eligible for tax exempt status.
Also, there is no such thing as a refund on Social Security taxes! Nonprofits generally are required to withhold and pay Social Security taxes, like any other employer.
Some nonprofit religious organizations that don't believe in Social Security are exempt from withholding SS taxes, in which case its employees are treated as self-employed for tax purposes and pay the tax themselves.
The IRS gets its cut one way or another.
It took me just a few minutes to Google this info. I got it from Wikipedia and the IRS web site.
Next time you might want to consider doing the same instead of spreading inaccurate info.
The motel looks familiar....typical 1960s motel built around a pool, but who in the world is that woman with Palin? A plastic surgery failure to make Plain look better? It worked. That woman looks something like the bride of Frankenstien.
ReplyDeleteAt least the other woman is dressed better then Palin. Why does she insist on wearing men's athletic shorts? How tacky! And these are SEVERAL sizes to big for her any way.
That is not a good picture of Betheeny, she is nice looking in other pics but tooo skinny.
DeleteShe looks 20 yrs older than she is!
DeleteLMFAO Nice outfit Sarah Lou! Complete with Jewish star! Bahahahahaha! You really have no idea how to dress yourself do you? Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteArnold the "Terminator" needs to watch out ... there is a new guy in town.
ReplyDeleteThe "Toddinator"
Pimping himself out to the highest bidder. That's what he does, that's ALL he does!
DeleteSo, what was Sarah doing in a hotel in downtown LA? With the money they have, why don't they shop around for a nice little house to rent on the coast and stay for a vacation? If I had her money, I'd want to enjoy the natural beauty of southern California. I wouldn't want to be downtown where the 'emissions' and crowds are.
DeleteI guess she's hoping to bump into celebrities.
What NOT to do if you want to be held to a higher standard: D
DeleteDon't hang around hotel pools like Lucy and Ethel hoping to meet up with celebrities. Don't have your daughter star in reality tv shows; don't allow your daughter to scold a man of the cloth; don't wear big tacky accessories with religious symbols to get people to donate to your PAC; don't wear hooker shoes and suggestive clothing when working; don't bark at others on national tv, don't take professional entertainer's material and use it for your daughter reality tv show, and then put yourself in the show; don't encourage people to watch your daughter get in a bar fight;
Just don't do what Sarah does.
Sorry this reply isn't supposed to be a reply, but a new comment which I accidentally inserted here - Signed Anon. 8:15
DeleteShe was in Westlake Village,CA which is 40 miles west of Downtown Los Angeles. FYI. Many top celebrities live in that area.
Delete8:15 They don't have as much money as people think unless Jabba the Hut renews her contract at FauxNooz.
Deletewhy's the skank fraud grifters' right windsock way lower than her left ?
ReplyDeleteI honestly have no clue as to who or what "The Skinny Girl" is, but she needs to eat a cookie and actually let it digest.
ReplyDeleteIt's apparently a new line of products developed by a celebrity who thinks she's another self-taught expert on skin care, eating, etc. The picture of her posing in front of her logo ought to be enough to scare you away from anything she endorses.
Deletehttp://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-beauty/news/bethenny-frankel-launches-skinnygirl-beauty-2012263
What Frankel evidently gave Palin were low calorie cocktails (now there's an oxymoron).
I wonder what the H2O content is in these very-probably-expensive and overly-hyped drinks?
She has made big money on her Skinny Girl drinks, they are sold all over the country..I guess Betheeny needs to live up to her trademark.
DeleteKaJo @ 8:36
DeleteFollowed your link= omg, she's only 41!! She's promoting BEAUTY products??
Whole Foods banned the Skinny Girl drinks because they contain a preservative that they do not approve of.
DeleteFranked started out on one of those "real housewives" shows and was so"talented" that she got her own show.
DeleteTodd ... Ms. Tripp says your pinky finger is longer than your dick.
ReplyDeleteLet Picabo Street have a peek at it. She is a nurse and may tell you why it is two toned.
Tawdry's penis is two-toned to try and satisfy Saree's "jungle Fever". After she banged a complete stranger, Glen Rice, Saree asked Tawd to dye his lil wee wee. Unfortunately he used permanant dye and (like most Palins) quit half way through the dying Process.
Deleteoh my god!
ReplyDeletethat Frankel woman looks like a Ghoul!
Eyes like the Nazi Pope.
DeleteI tried finding out whether Frankel is Jewish-- as the reason for Sarah wearing her Jewish star. Here is an article where they discuss the fact that while Frankel appears to be Jewish, she won't admit it:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.momlogic.com/2010/05/why_would_bethenny_frankel_deny_being_jewish_real_housewives_of_new_york.php
Please look at the article-- not because of whether Frankel is Jewish or not. Look at her chin. She and Bristol had the same jaw alignment surgery, I mean, plastic surgery.
Two moderately attractive self-promoting bone bag brunettes sipping skinny girl cocktails. . .my guess is they won't eat for the rest of the week for fear of gaining a pound.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sarah's pool-wear. . .not much to fantasize about huh?
1. The Hollywood Gossip described the show as “Possibly the Worst Show of Our Time.” Quotes from this review include:
ReplyDeletehttp://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/06/20/lifes-a-tripp-was-a-debacle-of-historic-and-epic-proportions/
Maybe Bristol will win an award-- the razzie.
DeleteSarah and Bethenny...both bulimic. Sad.
ReplyDeleteThere's a scene in Sixteen Candles where the foreign exchange student grandfather calls the police to report his ward missing.
ReplyDeleteHe describes the unfortunately dressed boys outfit and says out loud,"No he's not retarded."
That's what I think when I see Sarah dressing herself. What a rube.
I love that movie!
DeleteLong Duck Dong.
Dong, where is grandfather's automobile?
Automobile?
Lake...big Lake.
Some questions:
ReplyDelete1. Is Todd wearing glasses?
2. Did Todd miss his fishing season?
3. Other than riding on a snow machine, how athletic IS Todd?
4. Why is Sarah wearing a Jewish star?
5. No, seriously, she claims to be a Christian. WHY is Sarah wearing a Jewish star when she is not Jewish?
6. When will we be reading Gryphen's review of Bristol's show?
7. How many synagogues are there in Wasilla? (None. The closest ones are in Anchorage. How often does Sarah attend services? Probably about as often as she goes to church).
8. Was Track really in town forcing Bristol to miss her radio interview with Huckabee? (I bet that it was to avoid answering questions about the bad reviews and the law suits against her show).
9. How's Trig doing?
10. Which member of the Palin family will be announcing the next TV reality show, Piper or Willow? Come on, girls, Bristol's getting all of the attention. It's your turn. Step up.
The peepond think she is wearing the star because she is "leading an army of davids" per her rightonline screech or something along those lines.
DeleteOff subject a tad, but Glen Beck is appearing in Anchorage AGAIN. Last time he was here, Sarah Palin appeared with him as to his introduction.
ReplyDeleteShe's not doing so this time around. Don't know who would want to see either one of them truthfully!
Bristol Palin: This Time I'm Not Having Sex Until Marriage
ReplyDeleteDespite the sunny title of her new Lifetime reality show, Life’s a Tripp, Bristol Palin tells In Touch in the new issue — on newsstands now — that life as a teen mom is anything but a walk in the park.
So hard, in fact, that Bristol, now 21, is determined to walk down the aisle before even contemplating having another child. “Gino and I are going to wait until marriage,” she tells In Touch of her pipeline worker boyfriend, Giacinto “Gino” Paoletti, also 21. “I’m doing what’s best for me. It’s between me and God, and I know it’s right.”
“My sister Willow is 17, and when I was her age, I was eight months pregnant, and I look at her and I think, ‘Holy cow, I was just a baby!’ ” Bristol reflects to In Touch. “I don’t care what your background is — it’s so hard.”
Though Bristol’s quick to point out that she wouldn’t trade her son, Tripp, now 3, for all the wildlife in Wasilla — “I have the cutest kid in the world,” she beams — she’s determined to use her fame to inspire other teens to make different choices. “Since I have this platform, I want to use it for good,” the former Dancing With the Stars finalist tells In Touch. “I want to let girls know that this isn’t ideal, this isn’t fun, this isn’t easy.”
http://intouchweekly.com/
Excuse me, Bristol, but it is very hard to believe that Gino has been your boy friend for the last couple of years and you haven't had sex. Maybe it's like Bill Clinton's definition of exactly what sex really is. Maybe it doesn't count if you are not ovulating, or if he uses a condom. Maybe you do perform some other sensual acts which do not fit the old fashioned definition of what sex is. Maybe if you use a different position, it doesn't count.
DeleteIt is hard to believe that Gino hangs around all these years buying that "we're not having sex until we get married" crap. Given your family history, Grandma Sally, Mom Sarah and your own history, it just is not believable. It may be what your mother wants you to say to the audiences where you preach that abstinence crap, but you are the living example that it doesn't work. Instead, you should be preaching safe sex instead of the unrealistic no sex. On the other hand, you are wise to wait. You are still an immature girl yourself, and you are not really ready to have children. We've seen how you take care of Tripp.
Gino is a skirt chaser. There is no way that they do not have sex if he is her boyfriend. Bristol would not have a boyfriend who goes to massage parlors or pick ups in the woods type sex.
DeleteAfter seeing how unattractive and unappealing he is I can believe he is just a beard of sorts for her. Plays boyfriend on TV only. He may cover for who she actually uses for sex. It will all come out one day. Great that the lawsuits have started.
The Real Reason Bristol Palin’s Ex Levi Johnston Hasn’t Seen Their Son
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin has refused to let her baby daddy Levi Johnston see their son Tripp and the real reason is because he refused to participate in her new reality show, Levi's fiancee claims.
“Levi saw Tripp twice in January and shortly after that, Bristol’s people offered him about $10,000 to appear on one episode [of her show],” his current baby-mama-to-be Sunny Oglesby tells the new issue of Star magazine.
“It’s clear they thought it would boost the ratings, but Levi wants nothing to do with her show,” Sunny, who is seven months pregnant, says about the interest in having Levi on Palin's new reality hit, Life’s a Tripp.
Sarah Palin’s daughter subsequently turned on Levi in spite after he turned down the show offer, Sunny claims.
“Bristol got so angry after he refused that she hasn’t let Levi see or talk to Tripp since,” she alleges.
On Father’s Day Levi wrote “Miss and love you, Tripp. Wish you were here,” on his Facebook page to his young son.
Even though he hoped for his own reality show at one point, Sunny said that Levi is now done with showbiz.
“He’s through with Hollywood and happy to be back home in Alaska.” She says.
Sunny says that Levi is working to pay Bristol the $20,000 he owes her in child support but that Palin has taken drastic measures to ignore the father of her child.
“She’s ignored Levi’s pleas to see his son. It got to the point where she simply changed her number,” she claims.
For more exclusive details about Levi and Bristol’s battle over their son pick up the latest issue of Star magazine -- on newsstands Thursday.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/bristol-palin-ex-levi-johnston-hasnt-seen-son-real-reason
Slightly OT, but very, very important!
ReplyDeleteGo to http://www.politicususa.com/bad-tripp-live-review-bristol-palins-crime-america.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+politicususa%2FfJAl+%28Politicus+USA+%29
then scroll down to the comments section. One commenter put forth two very important comments filled with the real truth of the Helping Hands charity that Bristol was supposedly volunteering for.
It is a total sham. Look for the commentor's name - Pokeen Djibouti. He or she has links to legal sources as to the origin and purpose for the supposed charity!!!
Seems that one of the Palin attorneys set it up in late 2011 and it's purpose is not to help the children, because it is seeking Alaskan film tax credits.
According to the links and commenter, "It appears to be a film production & distribution company, not a not-for-profit charity as portrayed in the “reality” show."
The commenter asks for this info to be made known to journalists who can vouch for its validity.
Sounds like a project for our Gryphen! The links are there and boy, does this stink to high Palin "heaven."
Helping Hands is the name of the film company. The LA charity has a similar, but different, name and isn't connected to Palin's attorney.
DeleteThe chpbiarity Beefy "volunteered" for in LA was called": Help the Children. The LLC production company of which you speak is called: Helping Hands. Sarah thought that she would use her hands for a helping of that free Alaska tax money. Nothing like welfare for the queen. Got to hand it to the grifter, she's about twenty steps ahead of all of us chumps. I hope to hell there is a hell and that ALL of the Palins end up there, although I would really be pleased if it were a maximum security prison in my lifetime!!
Delete"Captain Mom Jeans" LOL!!! Yup, TAHHHD sure looks menacing, don't he? Wonder if he practiced that pose in front of a mirror? Oh, wait, the Palins don't OWN any mirrors (see any examples of Mama Grisly's campy little ensembles).
ReplyDeleteOh, so THAT'S Bethany Frankel. The toddlers at the CeeMePee Day Care Asylum and Latin Reading Room were drooling over this pic when I stopped by last night to check on them while they were glued to the Lifetime Channel for some lame reality show. It may be an unfortunate shadow, but Skinny Girl looks like Batman's Joker. Ironic--they spend so much on "corrective surgery" and end up looking like ventriloquist dummies.
lol @ Latin Reading Room!
DeleteIf you look into the shadows in front of the wasilla grifter you might notice the ends of a couple of wine bottles. Guess she's given up on coke and red bull in public settings.
ReplyDeleteI think those are the Skinnygirl cocktail bottles Frankel gave Palin.
DeleteIt's taken a lot of rope, but I think they finally have enough.
ReplyDeletePersonally I can hardly wait until high pitched squeaky boy Tawdry has to speak on TV. Sorry to any other high pitched squeaky voiced men, but a high pitched squeaky voice man, especially one that is short and wimpy looking, certainly will not come off as a macho man any more than Barney Fife!
ReplyDeleteWhats up ith his pants? They look like a pair of those 80's parachute pants. Zippers at the ankles?! Seriously!!??
When I see or read about all the beautiful, caring, anonymous people in the world who are doing charitable work, or research to help others, I want to wish a plaque on idiots like these two who waste the air on this earth whenever they take a breath.
ReplyDeleteHow dare they take up precious space on our earth? It used to be survival of the fittest, now it's survival of the richest.
Actually, Leon C. Megginson (in paraphrasing Darwin's Origin of the Species) said it's survival of the 'most adaptable to change'.
Delete"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.
In the struggle for survival, the fittest win out at the expense of their rivals because they succeed in adapting themselves best to their environment."
It's something to think about...
Fellow posters, maybe we should be a little kinder to Tawd and quit mentioning his tiny two-toned penis.
ReplyDeleteIt is a serious genetic problem that in medical terms is called a MICRO PENIS. I hope Track didn't inherit it...oh..no wait...Track wouldn't have inherited any of Tawd's Mom gene's since Curtis Menard is the one that fertilized Saree's Ho egg.
Bristol's reality show is a complete flop. What a selfish, shallow, whining crybaby she is. How does Lifetime ever think this show could be an inspiration to single moms? All Bristol did was whine and complain about how hard it was to take care of Tripp. Evidently she tried to use Willow as her babysitter, but Willow didn't go for it.
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are despicable. What they did to the Massey brothers is unbelievable. I am glad they are suing and I hope they win big!
As far as Toad's show, how did they come up with HIM? What a sleazy individual!
LOL I love this blog! But who's Captain Mom Jeans? And toad? LOL!!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!!! Never mind I know now who Captain Mom Jeans and toad are, man I haven't laughed this hard since My Name is Earl!
ReplyDeleteBethenny Frankel and Sarah Palin are totally soul sisters. Two more self-absorbed, self-promoting, shrewish grifters never walked the face of the earth.
ReplyDeleteSarah is on the front page of Huffington now not endorsing Romney and why. But, she will vote for anyone but Obama. Sure, she will never go into the voting both and vote for Romney. She said Romney cannot get over the hump, he more or less doesn't have it and that is why she hasn't endorsed him.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin was probably told by the GOP not to endorse Romney.
DeleteThey are afraid that Sarah will place the Sarah Palin Curse on Romney.
It's official: the Star of David has been relegated to the status of costume jewelery.
ReplyDeleteI think it holds her coke stash!
DeleteHow much money has the Palin's milked from the entertainment tax credit she signed into law before she quit?
ReplyDeletePalin looks like a COW next to Bethany. Sarah looks huge.
ReplyDeleteAnother day in the life of the Alaskardashians...
ReplyDeleteMr Phelps your mission, if you accept, is to find a positive review of Bristol's show.
ReplyDeleteThe new Mission Impossible ....
I was wondering about that. Have there been any positive reviews?
DeleteI'm sure Louise Sarah wrote a good review somewhere.
DeleteWhy did Sarah chose skinny girl Bethany over seeing her own son before he left the country again? He must get home often. He just had a publicity spread that he was leaving last February.
ReplyDeleteDoes Sarah ever mention the baby girl they say Britta gave birth? Did that really happen a few months after the wedding photo set up? Something very fishy about all things Track.
It is one thing to avoid the spotlight because you don't want to be like fame ho Bristol. It is another to avoid because you have secrets to hide.
What are Track Palin's deep dark secrets? If not for playing football and having dinner with Gov Parnell, who would think he was actually in the Army? He may have returned to do his service but what does that truly mean? Has anyone ever once seen a photo of when they alleged he was in Iraq? I only know they did some spinning about he was protecting his officers. That turned out to be a lie and the dude had to retract. They were never clear about where or what they do with Track Palin in regard to the Army. He may just be another Dyrek Schlessinger, who has carte blance cover up and protection for his crimes against children and humanity.
Britta and Track took Bristol's DWTS baby. They named her Grace.
DeleteThen what happened to the baby Britta was obviously pregnant with when she and Track "married," 1:34 PM?
DeleteThanks for blowing up Todd's picture. I'd been thinking of his pants being two-toned to remind us about...er, you know... but I see it's actually just the shadows.
ReplyDeleteHow is Gino simultaneously her best friend, but she's been dating him on and off? I'm totally perplexed about how you'd do this. When she's not dating, she sees him as her best friend, and they don't go beyond first base?
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing Gino in action last night why would any woman even want to go to the next base with him. What a slug. You couldn't even understand him, he just kind of grunted. He is no prize, that's for sure.
DeleteYou couldn't even understand him, he just kind of grunted. He is no prize, that's for sure.
DeleteThat explains why she asked Levi to do the show with her. He is so much more photogenic and personable. Even if she did "love" the slug she might be ashamed to show him as her Levi replacement. Poor Tripp. No wonder he looks so miserable in the snow with those two losers.
Gino's the best she can do? how pathetic is that? On again off again is code for "booty call".
Delete"I love yew bristol and I'll be here for you when you get back"
I had to open a new box of tissues at that point. Our new puppy had "an accident".
Based on their behavior at the Tuesday night fights in Wasilla, there is NO WAY they are abstaining. He was all over her and she him. WITH cameras rolling. I was surprised frankly. Wonder if it will be aired on her shitty show.
DeleteI was wondering why all the palinbots were not over at TMZ defending Bristol
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. The Palins have TMZ on speed dial and TMZ always lies for them.
DeleteI think Marcus Bachman should start a new modality of psychotherapy to help people "Pray away the Palins" from the media. I know I could use a few sessions myself.
ReplyDeleteDid Mark Burnett set up this "stars to stripes" reality show? If so, that's the Palin connection.
ReplyDeleteI really suspect there is some serious money laundering going on in the Palin Household. Are they scrambling to hide the profits from Todd's "business enterprise" before the IRS investigates?
ReplyDeleteHelping Hands, anyone???
DeleteThis is too funny. Todd wouldn't meet the height requirement for bumper cars, let alone the military. Midget Pimp playing soldier! Only in America.
ReplyDeleteThere was a documentary on last night in Australia called Dumb, Drunk and Racist. At first glance at the listing I thought they had changed the name of the sub-normal daughter's reality show.
ReplyDeleteShit!!
ReplyDeleteI like Bethenny Frankel. She is smart and irreverent as hell. If she had any inkling into the wild ride and faked pregnancy, she would comment on it. She takes no prisoners sometimes. I am highly disappointed if she gave any serious attention to Palin. Bethenny is a mondo athletic woman and gained ALOT of weight with her baby Bryn. She would call Palin on the tight abs comment if she heard it. I don't tweet, someoen please tweet bethenny about the wild ride, the faked pregnancy the tight abs comment.
Palin's IQ is one 10th of Bethenny's.
Skinny Girl Bethanny is even a worse famewhore than the Palins! She's famous for absolutely nothing. Real Housewives, being skinny, skating with the "stars", and pimping out her kid. Actually, forgive me, they are the same in all rights, Palin and Frankel, except Frankel is really Jewish, Palin, not so much.
DeleteI never saw Bethenny Frankel before I watched Skating With the Stars. She was unbelievably arrogant and full of herself. I was so glad she didn't win. She responded to the judges' critiques about the same way I'd expect Sarah Palin to. Very poorly.
DeleteSign up for a Twitter account and Tweet your soul sister Bethenny your own damn lazy self.
Isn't Frankel the one that did a fake boat scene? She and Palin should get along. Sarah can do the talk show with her. Frank claims she will not hold back, it is to be like talking to her girlfriends and they will say it like it is. Send her Shailey book and ask her to book a sit down talk with Sarah.
Deleteshe could eat Palin for lunch
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Well, the poor thing really should eat *something* for lunch...
Fuck You McCain.... LOL! Good come back!
DeleteAw. Thanks! ;)
DeleteNever heard of Bethenny. I thought it was one of the Olsen Twins.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Sarah always wear those same awful shorts?
ReplyDeleteMemories of Glen Rice.
DeleteThat Star of David $he wears and whatever hidden agenda/evil meaning behind it is beginning to scare me.
ReplyDeleteSeriously.
It scares me too, and I wonder if those of the Hebrew faith have any clue why she is so supportive and courting of the Israel nation. Her Dominionism is dangerous.
DeleteWhy is it that Sarah sometimes has a large chest but has no cleavage when she wears a low cut blouse?
ReplyDeleteHow come her chest is not consistent?
Its flat like an ironing board one day then on another day its a different story?
It's an old beauty pageant trick for grannies. she flings them over her shoulders or sticks them under her arms to look "Sveldt" then folds them in half and wraps duct tape around them before plopping them in a padded pushup bra.
DeleteWhen she really wants attention, she wears the waterbra while keeping them under her armpits.
Anita, you are so damn funny. The visual of Sarah with the boobs squished into her armpits... Hah!!!!
DeleteShe is ahape shifter. High up lizard shape shifter.
ReplyDelete"Captain "Mom Jeans" says I am wrong,"
ReplyDeleteGryphem, I say you're wrong, also, too. You're always bagging on The Screechy Wretch(tm) for living the total celebre-whore lifestyle. You're just showing your ignorance. Are you aware that top scientists have recently discovered that Thomas Jefferson (our nation's 3rd, 11th and 16th president) would have appeared on NO FEWER than 9 reality shows and as many as 15 infomercials if he were alive today? No... I didnt think so.
Next time you're tempted to criticize Screechy or one of her talentless offspring. do a little research first. Science may be wrong about climate change, but they're right about our Founding Fathers!
Every time I see a picture of the toad, I want to spit on it.him. Scum. That's all, he's just scum.
ReplyDeleteLove watching a trainwreck! Sarah Palin has hit the bottom of the barrel, she's showcasing her dysfunctional family and bragging about it.
ReplyDeleteOh, look! It's Betthany Frankel, whoy got a talk show on FOX and mysteriously stays at the same hoe tel as Scarah "don't look at my chesticles" Palin- And they get along royally what are the chances?
Todd isn't constipated, he's doing his kugel exercises. The camo "women's jeans" is to hide the pee spot, but obviously he feels the warmth!
When is Piper's turn? A guest appearance on "Barney"? "Are you smarter than a third grader? How about a fox news show of her own?
Perhaps the good General Wesley Clark, widely respected military man, needs to be made aware of the allegations made by Todd Palin's prostitute. He may not be aware of what Mark Barnett knows.
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