Wednesday, July 11, 2012

National Enquirer blind item may not be so "blind" afterall.

All day long I have been receiving this National Enquirer blind item post courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:  

THIS prominent lady politico is frantic to keep news of her recent tummy tuck and liposuction procedures out of the media. The conservative mom wants her fans to believe she’s all natural and stays trim by exercising daily! Can you name her?

First let me say that I don't have any definitive proof that this is Palin, but I have been chronicling her plastic surgery for years, and even received information from a witness to one of the surgeries, so there is really no longer any doubt that she goes under the knife fairly regularly. (As does Bristol obviously.)

Remember the lump?
As for whether she had a tummy tuck, I guess I would have to ask why a woman who looked like THIS when she was seven months pregnant would even NEED one of those?

Sarah Palin in Juneau 3-26-2008
I mean whatever happened to those famous "tight abs?"

Unless, perhaps THAT'S the reason for all of the secrecy from this person identified in the above NE blind item. After all if you are famous for having the tightest abs in politics, so tight that people could not "discern the stage of your pregnancy," it certainly would not look good to let the world know that you required a little surgical nip and tuck in order to continue with that facade now would it?

Though to be honest, this would not be the FIRST time that Palin's little tight tummy deception has been exposed.

P.S. If you visit the link to Crazy Days and Nights up above, and read the comments, you will see that virtually EVERYBODY just automatically assumed the item is about Palin. So we are certainly not alone in our suspicions.

216 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:38 PM

    The only thing that is "natural" about this fucking clown is her stupidity: no enhancement needed there.

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    1. Anonymous5:34 PM

      How right you are! Love your comment!!!

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  2. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Blind Gossip website has her on blast too.

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    1. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Too bad no one is sending them other good tips.
      Bristol and Todd are 'stars' also too. I guess Willow could qualify for a blind item or two.

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    2. Anonymous7:02 PM

      We know its her!
      Remember when Shay massaged her she said her stomach hurt from
      lipo? And of course the photo above, the "pregnant" one when she is preggo w/a pad that they use for lipo patients.
      Maybe this is the first "crack" in babygate?
      How could she get lipo if she was pregnant?

      She put this story out. Too Hide the "Boob job"!
      Some of the stupid cons are are saying she has five kids so why not lipo? But a boob job?
      Take what god gave ya Baldy!

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    3. Anonymous10:02 PM

      Maybe this is the first "crack" in babygate


      YES

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  3. vegaslib4:40 PM

    As an avid animal lover, I couldn't have sat next to that adorable dog and not be petting it. She looks almost afraid of it. I don't trust people who don't like animals

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    1. Sarah is no animal lover, that's for sure! Didn't she support aerial wolf hunting?

      She's no runner either - runners don't have cottage cheese thighs!

      She is certifiably insane though!

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    2. Anonymous6:08 PM

      She looks BAKED.

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    3. Anonymous6:12 PM

      Cottage cheese brain....

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    4. Cdngrlinus6:39 PM

      I wish i could get a picture of me with a dog without the dog mauling me. lol How does she do it? That is such a cute dog just want to give him a big old head scratch.

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    5. emrysa6:50 PM

      "I don't trust people who don't like animals"

      me neither. she looks like she doesn't trust that animal and has no connection to it. which makes you wonder... why the picture?

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    6. Anonymous7:25 PM

      I actually saw her one time with a little black dog in Oct of 09.
      It was a pup and jumping all over her, she ignored it. I didn't think it was her b/c of the dog, we all know the paylins like their animals next to the mashed potatoes.
      Then I saw the black dog on SPA a youngster maybe a year old.
      I was close enough to touch her.... EWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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    7. Anonymous7:35 PM

      Well, they have lots of old neighbor friends who still are fond of them and who I'm sure have tons of other pictures. Is it weird for a neighbor to post one. I mean, their neighbor is now famous. I grew up bffs with Tom Petty and am proud of it.

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  4. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Is that a before and after photo? I'm confused. Which is which?

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  5. Anonymous4:54 PM

    If Sarah had a tummy tuck, then she can't show us her stretch marks. Awww, now she'll have to show us Trig's birth certificate after all.

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    1. Balzafiar6:28 PM

      Sorry, but you absolutely will not see Trig's birth certificate. That information is restricted to Area 51 until such time as emissaries from the home planet declassify it.

      Sorry.

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    2. vegaslib7:14 PM

      I like where your mind is at.

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    3. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Balzafiar, 6:28 PM: I worked at Area 51, yeah, I really did. (Late 80's) I actually liked Area 52 better when they tested the stealth (at night, so no one could see it, but we all knew what was going on!) Better facilites, better food, and Tonopah rocked at night!
      Oh, and when you actually work there, it's not referred to as 'Area 51'. It's the 'forward area' or 'systems'. There are many 'areas' out there.

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  6. Here’s the thing that keeps nagging me… how did Sarah, a mayor and governor (failed, but she still got there), think her no talent oldest daughter could be a red star?

    Was it because she (Sarah) was helped every inch of the way? She thought, at some point, her less intelligent daughter would “get the knack”?

    What about Willow, and then Piper? Will they be dragged out in public endlessly, hoping the grill lighter will finally catch?

    Nice dog... woman, not so much.

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    1. emrysa6:54 PM

      darlene... it's probably best not to try and figure out motivations, as the subject is fucking nuts and nothing will make sense unless you're fucking nuts in the same way..

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    2. Anonymous7:01 PM

      I always saw Bristol's good fortune as payoff for giving something very important to Sarah-- something that defined Sarah as attractive to her conservative base-- something that if it was known to belong to Bristol would have been embarrassing to the vice-presidential-candidate-wannabe. As soon as Bristol gave birth to Tripp (that almost got Sarah, but she recovered), Bristol had a swell condo in Anchorage and a job in a doctor's office that she wasn't qualified for. Soon after, Bristol was featured in magazine articles, on TV, giving abstinence speeches, dancing with the stars, buying a house in Arizona and dreaming of a reality show with two rap singers-- they'd work for a fake charity in Los Angeles and it would be fun. That's quite a load for a girl with average looks and no talent, a poor speaking voice and little charisma. Far more beautiful and talented gals don't get that kind of a windfall. Makes you wonder why all of that undeserved good fortune fell in Bristol's lap, with none for Track, Willow or Piper. No wonder Track would rather be in Afghanistan. No wonder Willow is always so pissed at Bristol.

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    3. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Your comment would have merit if Bristol actually cared about being a star.

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    4. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Your comment would have merit if Bristol actually cared about being a star.
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      STFU Krusty and go back to BED!

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    5. Anonymous9:45 PM

      @7:32 Are you trying to convince yourself of a lie? No one has a reality show unless they want, or were, a star. Same with DWTS. Plus all the magazine articles, interviews, book tour, abstinence speaking, etc. The Palin's are starstruck beyond belief (except Track) and Sarah and Bristol are the worst. They probably thought they'd win Emmys and be a part of the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. They aren't fooling anyone. And I don't believe they looove Alaska as they say they do.

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  7. Anonymous5:10 PM

    First choice: "You Know Who"...
    Second choice: Michele Bachmann
    (And except for not being mothers):
    Christine ("I am not a witch") O'Donnell
    Ann Coulter

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    1. lostinmn6:02 PM

      Shelly would never offer us a crotch shot, let alone two of them. As for baldy - I really didn't need to see two shots of her crotch. I'm reasonably sure if you put a black light on there it would glow in the dark. What? No herpes sores?

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    2. emrysa7:05 PM

      lol lostinmn... crotch shots are lame in general, but from an almost 50 year old plasticized woman... blech. makes one want to swear off sex forever, lol.

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  8. Olivia5:15 PM

    Love CD&N and I saw that too. You nailed it when you wrote: "As for whether she had a tummy tuck, I guess I would have to ask why a woman who looked like THIS when she was seven months pregnant would even NEED one of those?"
    Of course everyone would think it is Palin. She can be as frantic as she wants(what a fool!), she is history, nobody gives a shit about her anymore. Everyone knows she is a phoney. She has become a caricature of herself.

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  9. Anonymous5:19 PM

    DAMN!

    Look at that flap on the side of Sarah Palin's face and neck!

    All you dumb shits who keep giving SarahPAC money.... Sarah's cosmetic surgeons would like to thank you for your generous donations which keeps the surgeons in business.

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  10. Anonymous5:21 PM

    That dog's facial skin is tighter than Sarah Palin's face and her turkey flap neck.

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  11. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Hey Sarah, where are those stretch marks you wanted to show off? I didn't see any!

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  12. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Comment from other post that I thought Sarah would like to read:

    OT, here is Toad's bio on NBC , it says he: Palin focused on vocational training opportunities and programs for Alaska workers. ??? WTH when did he do this?

    Does this mean pimping and bullying teachers up in Homer?


    Todd Palin is a lifelong commercial fisherman in Alaska's Bristol Bay, where his Yupik Eskimo family has been salmon fishing for many generations. He is also a former North Slope production operator in the oil fields of Prudhoe Bay.

    Palin is a four-time champion of the Iron Dog, the world's longest and toughest snowmobile race spanning over 2,000 miles of frozen wilderness from Alaska's Mat-Su Valley to Nome to Fairbanks.

    Palin is the husband of former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin. As the First Gentleman of Alaska (informally called "The First Dude"), Palin focused on vocational training opportunities and programs for Alaska workers.

    In addition to appearing in the top-rated TLC show "Sarah Palin's Alaska," Palin assisted on the show's logistics and production.

    Palin is an active private pilot who enjoys flying in his Piper Super Cub and his Cessna 185 float plane. His other hobbies include hunting, fishing, hiking, building, and snowmachining. Todd and Sarah have five children and two grandchildren. They live in Wasilla, Alaska.
    What a joke

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    Anonymous10:48 AM
    10:32

    you forgot growing weed, cookin' meth and not paying property taxes...amongst other 'things'


    Anonymous11:08 AM
    Another hobby of Todd's is mixing water in gasoline tanks of neighbors plane.


    Anonymous11:13 AM
    "vocational training opportunities and programs"

    That would be his Pimp Program for Prostitutes.


    Anonymous11:14 AM
    The 2-TONED PENIS FIRST DUDE of Wasilla, who is an EXPERIENCED SEX TRAFFICKER and PIMP DADDY.There, fixed it fer ya.


    Anonymous11:35 AM
    vocational training opportunities and programs for Alaska workers.

    The NYT had that article about how Sarah hired all her friends who knew nothing. None of them were qualified. Sarah gave them jobs and Todd may have given them the low down on how to work the system (training). Todd also mans the studio that Fox put in for her appearances. It is just a mom and pop operation. He does most of the work. He also carries her bags and personal asst work.

    Todd also had that business with Shailey. He was a traveling salesman of sorts. Trained girls all over the country and worked along side of the Secret Service and military. Can't believe he left all that out.


    Anonymous11:38 AM
    As First Dude Toad insisted on being cc'd on all emails to Gov palin cuz his wife was such a dummy


    Anonymous12:17 PM
    You forgot to mention Peeping Tom Todd is an expert on peep holes where he logs in numerous hours of categorizing the colors of Alaskan women's nipples.


    Anonymous12:29 PM
    Todd Palin house contractor?

    Sarah said the first dud Todd built a two story lakeside house but it is interesting that the first dud was unable to build a 14 foot fence that blew over with the first wind.

    Maybe Todd didn't build the two story house? Was the two story house a payoff for awarding the Wasilla hockey rink contract since the two story house has handrails, windows and other materials similar to the hockey rink?


    Anonymous12:36 PM
    yeah, yeah, sure, but what's his day job?


    lostinmn12:56 PM
    12:29 - what do you want to bet that if you could get your hands on the bill of delivery for the hockey rink you'd find all the components for Sara's house there? First time ever a bill of lading got redacted for quantity delivered

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  13. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Sarah Palin looks happier to see that dog than she does when she sees her grandsons Tri-G and Tri-P.

    Why is that Sarah?

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    1. 'Cause there's a camera on her.

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    2. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Tripp and Sarah both glow with happiness when they're around each other. See Episode 6 I think

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    3. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Tripp and Sarah both glow with happiness when they're around each other. See Episode 6 I think
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      Krusty! YOU "think"? Didn't you watch the episode? WhatTF kind of stalker fan are you? Get on your J O B Krazy or your stalker card will be pulled! LOL!!

      PS...I think Baldy's "glow" is another word for...H I G H! LOL!!

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    4. Anonymous9:48 PM

      @7:30 Sarah is good at faking.

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  14. Anonymous5:31 PM

    If Trig lived at the house instead of being with his SarahPAC nanny all the time then Sarah wouldn't need the company of a dog.

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    1. Anonymous7:30 PM

      What are you talking about? Please educate yourself.

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    2. Anonymous7:30 PM

      What are you talking about? Please educate yourself.
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      Uh Krusty...I see you're getting all comfortable and about to get your crazy comments going...a little reminder...so you don't get those nasty bedsores...you may need to roll your ass over every half hour or so....you're welcome dear! LOL!!

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  15. Anonymous5:32 PM

    That dog's eyes looks more alert than Sarah's blood shot eyes.

    I guess the dog is not on meth?

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  16. Anonymous5:33 PM

    That dog has bigger tits than Sarah does.

    No wonder Sarah is covering up her flat chest with her arms.

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  17. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Is that Bristol's DWTS baby sitting on the floor next to Grandma Sarah?

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    1. physicsmom6:49 PM

      Where are you seeing these things? I don't see anything on the floor but the dog. BTW, where did the dog come from? I thought she didn't like animals.

      Aside from that, yes, I think the blind item is about her.

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    2. Anonymous7:03 PM

      The picture was posted on Reddit yesterday, the OP is neighbors with Sarahs sister, her dog, Emily liked to go visit over there. I guess Sarah just showed up one day with the picture.
      Strange.

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    3. vegaslib7:45 PM

      I don't see the kid either.

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    4. Anonymous9:51 PM

      Sarah has to act like she likes dogs because President Obama has Bo Obama.

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    5. Anonymous10:49 PM

      Is that Bristol's DWTS baby sitting on the floor next to Grandma Sarah?


      Hellooooo... The dog is the DWTS baby!

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  18. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Maybe the dog's human told her, 'You touch my dog, I'll fuckin' kill you". She kind of has that shitty fake grin on her face.

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    1. vegaslib7:17 PM

      You touch my dog, I'll fuckin' kill you"

      Hahaha.

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  19. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Sarah Palin is all smiles because that dog's two toned penis is a lot bigger than Todd's little two toned ding dong.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Good thing that's not a rare attribute. And 6.5 inches is average.

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    2. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Good thing that's not a rare attribute. And 6.5 inches is average.
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      LMAO @ Krusty! You are so N A S T Y! But so DAMN funny! Get it Stalker! LOL!!

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  20. Anonymous5:38 PM

    That has to be Bristol's newborn boy sitting next to Sarah! He has the same long chin like Bristol has.

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  21. Anonymous5:40 PM

    I hope that dog doesn't expect Sarah Palin to feed him. That dog is on his own like Sarah's delinquent kids were when they were small like that too.

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    1. emrysa7:11 PM

      lol 5:40, I suspect there is a lot of truth in that.

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    2. Anonymous7:28 PM

      Slander.

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  22. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Sarah remember you didn't neuter Bristol, Track and Willow and look what happened to them.

    I hope you neuter this dog before you have another group of bastards running around the compound

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  23. Oh that poor dog! I don't think he likes Baldy....at all! And we already know that Baldy loves her plastic surgery...she loves it so much...she's talked her daughter into fucking up her face in solidarity! Hopefully Wallow won't be as stupid!

    I'm gonna post my "Life's a Tripp" recap here...I was able to watch it ON Demand and now I can see why they haven't put it online!

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    1. Thanks Gina I forgot about On Demand!

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    2. Anonymous6:28 PM

      My husband has never been able to get a decent pic of me with my dogs because no matter what he does they are focusing on ME.

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    3. Anonymous7:27 PM

      I doubt Sarah controls Bristol's lipo choices. It's a common procedure. I wouldn't call Bristol an addict for having it a couple times. Shell always be a nice looking woman.

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    4. Anonymous7:27 PM

      STFU Krusty...and get your ass out of BED and make yourself a "samich"...it's gonna be a lonnngg night for ya!

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    5. Careful, Gina. I'm beginning to sense an imminent Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates in Stephen King's MISERY) moment coming in this drama that's happening between Kristy Patullo's ears, if Annie, er, Kristi doesn't like one of these plot twists in the Palin saga.

      Remember Kristi, you wouldn't want to "hobble" the Queen Grifter's ability to wear those whorish-ly stylish 6-inch fuck-me heels, would you Kristi?

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    6. Kristy Patullo: 3 months ago
      'Bristol Palin Wants You To Know That She’s Not Living In Sin'

      "Bristol is a role model for a lot of young women. She just wanted to clear up the rumors of a "trial marriage" with her boyfriend. She has that right. I love her honesty."

      This was like the 2nd or 3rd comment that popped up for one of her handles on DISCUS by this sick woman. Why do I get the feeling that this might not have such a pleasant, happy ending when Kristy "breaks up with" Sarah & Beefy?

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  24. Anonymous5:47 PM

    Good news is that the Palin dog is a cheap piece of ass for the rest of the Wasilla town dogs.

    Those other Wasilla dogs doesn't have to buy the Palin dog a wine cooler or a Big Mac to get some ass like Levi, Ben, Kyle, Gino and the rest of Wasilla had to buy for Bristol!

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    1. vegaslib7:18 PM

      Holy cow! You guys are killin' me with your hilarious comments.

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  25. Anonymous5:51 PM

    My guess is that ass isn't clean and now that couch is going to smell ass.

    Sarah should sit on the rug like the dog or at least put a newspaper under Sarah.

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    1. Anonymous7:26 PM

      How does one randomly find a picture of a neighbor with a dog? Weird.

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    2. Anonymous7:26 PM

      How does one randomly find a picture of a neighbor with a dog? Weird.
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      How does one randomly get out of their bed and steal pictures off of FB of people they don't know. Weird.

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  26. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Why is Willow's face so puffy? Does she have the mumps or the Bristol 9 month mono disease?

    http://wonkette.com/477909/whats-the-matter-with-willow-and-other-questions-inspired-by-last-nights-bristol-palin-lifes-a-tripp

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  27. "Beefy Palins, Life's a Travesty"
    Episode 7 "VomitTime Day"

    I have to start out by saying that Barney Rubble's more cartoonish brother Gino and Beefy have NO chemistry whatsoever! I have more chemistry with my local bag boy at the grocery store than those two! At least I look the bag boy in the eye and tell him thank you when he puts my groceries in the car! Beefy on the other hand was not able to extend the same courtesy to Gino...because whenever the poor fella leaned in for a kiss...she was either turning her head or giving him the angry blank stare accompanied by the tight lip kiss! Damn...Girl...if you don't like the fella...than LET HIM GO!!

    But they do have one thing in common....between his mumbling masquerading as speech and her monotone tone...it's a wonder Tripp doesn't continuously fall asleep in their presence!

    Uh...speaking of Tripp....anyone else notice that in the first episode the little guy didn't show up until 16 minutes after the show started? And when he did show up it was to portray the role of little Helen Keller of the movie "The Miracle Worker" dinner scene! The child wouldn't sit in his seat properly....then his table manners left something to be desired...sticking out his tongue...walking around the table...while Beefy and Gino were still eating...and then he says to Gino...."I don't like Gino!" LOL!! Where's "Teacher" when you need her huh!

    I think Lifetime is pulling the Palins leg! "Life is a Tripp" is two shows in ONE! The Palins think they are presenting Beefy and Wallow as the battling Kartrashians and the rest of us are seeing...what's REALLY going on! These two heffas take sibling rivalry to a whole 'nother level! Who doesn't think that Wallow has that Eileen Wournos (Monster serial killer chick) vibe about herself! I can see her luring unsuspecting men OR women into her car and using that pocket knife! WHAT?? Don't act like I'm the only one y'all! HeHe.

    And WhatTF is up with Beefy and Wallow dressing like lumberjacks? Yes...I saw all the snow and "whatnot"...I'm talking about when they were INDOORS! The scene when Beefy and Wallow were having coffee and talking about how much they HATE each other...both of them were dressed like they were going to cut down trees!

    Awww...yes...the good old boys cutting down the trees for Valentines Day. What a load of shit! So Beefy has an apartment AND a house? So when Beefy's house is "ready" does that mean Wallow get's Beefy's apartment! Wallow...better check your blackmail contract and see if that's in there! LOL!!!

    Now about that scene with Beefy and Wallow "preparing" dinner for the guys....anyone else notice the pictures posted on the wall of Beefy with an infant? I tried to pause but I wasn't able to get a good look on my TV. Maybe that's why the video isn't available online! Screenshots and zoom are the Palins worst nightmare!

    Oh before I forget...the fight scene! How boring was the whole thing...was it so Beefy could say "Levi cheated on me with that girl"...who by the way we only saw a glimpse of her booty! What's wrong Beefy...didn't want to show everyone that one of Levi's side pieces has a chin and probably looks better than you? Then when she was droning on in front of the camera...she says..."I think Gino was jealous of Levi"....YA THINK??

    Sidenote....I hope whoever had to edit this shit is sitting somewhere on a beach drinking a maitai and laughing their asses off! The Palins have NO CLUE how hilarious and stupid they are! And this show is the best thing on TV to make sure WE all know it! Keep it coming dummies! Next up...Episode 8...the abuse of Tripp continues!

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    1. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Gina: Yeah, I noticed that Tripe, I mean Tripp, wasn't anywhere to be seen which makes me wonder, who was watching him during that time? Was he actually with his real father while Beefy and Wallow went through their totally staged sisterly fighting thing? And Beefy kept telling Wallow to leave! And then she did, which apparently blindsided Beefy..
      I've thought the same thing about the "apartment". You know, the one that is 20 feet from momma's house and is totally rent free? Who gets it next if Beefy actually moves out? I guess Wallow is next. And what's with her being so mean and rude to Andy???

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    2. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Dear Gina,
      With sarahpacs declining funds, Gino was all they could afford to buy Brisket. You really don't think any man with self respect would touch the tent model willingly do you?

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    3. Anonymous6:49 PM

      I'd rather pass on watching Bristol on Lifetime. A young woman who hasn't accomplished anything in her life, other than giving birth, and she thinks that makes her flavor of the month.

      Bristol never has to deal with life, she's not even raising her child as REAL single mothers have to, and from what I see, she's slowly destroying yet another relationship with Gino, a young man who's only apparent purpose on the show is to make Levi jealous (as if). His Valentine's gift of cutting down the tree was the most preposterous piece of schmaltz ever seen on TV. You just know (off camera) he had to produce a "big bucks" gift... just as Mama and Papa Palin had to for Willow (you REALLY think all she got was a tank of gas?). It's their way of trying to connect with the "common folk". I think they sit in a circle and wonder "what do the poor people do on holidays"?

      Bristol and Willow Palin... please. Aren't we as a culture already drowing in vapid young women with nothing to say?

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    4. Anonymous6:54 PM

      The bright spot is that they are providing Levi with a reel of emotional abuse of Tripp by Bristol and Willow. Now, all Levi needs is a good lawyer.

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    5. Anonymous7:00 PM

      I liked when Beefy and Wallow drive to, and enter, a "library" to look up recipes. Was it just me, or did the books they flipped through all look like they were children's books? All pictures, no text? Plus the table and chairs they sat at looked liked little kids' chairs. They flipped and fought and left after a few minutes, but not before they decided they could be the kind of sisters that only see each other every 10 years. My God it was riveting.

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    6. emrysa7:17 PM

      good observation, 6:49...

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    7. Anonymous7:23 PM

      Bristol is friends with a couple of the assts and a producer.

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    8. Anonymous7:24 PM

      Then don't watch Anonymous 6:49. go live your incredibly full and fulfilling life.

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    9. Anonymous7:23 PM

      Bristol is friends with a couple of the assts and a producer.
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      Fuck buddies who are "assts and a producer" are not Beefy's friends...just sayin! LOL!!

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    10. Anonymous5:57 AM

      Oh, but I HAVE to watch Anon 7:24.

      You're either an inspiration to others, or a WARNING to others. Bristol and the entire Palin clan fall in the latter category. It's important to heed these warnings, which is why I watch that horrible show and witness some of the poorest "mothering" ever seen on television.

      Bristol needs to take account of her life and turn it around NOW, before she further damages her young son. She claims to be a Christian, so how about she start acting like one? We've seen that the shit doesn't fall far from the bat between Sarah & Bristol. This cycle is just going to keep repeating unless Bristol breaks loose NOW for the sake of her son and her own sanity.

      So WATCH the show, then go hug your child and tell them you love them, and KNOW that you'll never be a horrible parent like those Palins.

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  28. Anonymous5:58 PM

    The turkey neck runs in the family from both of Sarah's parents. Sarah hates that loose flap under her jaw and always opts for the mannish look. She's gotten that neck tightened up several times. I'm hoping that on the next jawline/neck procedure that someone flips the surgeon a dozen sawbucks to tighten it up a couple of extra notches to finally shut her up for good.

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  29. Grey Lensman5:58 PM

    Anybody besides me wonder what's up with the huge head on that tiny body? Another obvious palin photoshop? Why bother? Can she be any more of a clown?

    Well. Probably.

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    1. Anonymous6:24 PM

      The huge head on tiny body is what happens when you do speed and don't eat right. She thinks it is a diet?

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    2. Anonymous7:22 PM

      She's a naturally petite person, like 5'2''. Look at her old pictures, baby pics. she has a big head, as does Piper.

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    3. Anonymous7:22 PM

      She's a naturally petite person, like 5'2''. Look at her old pictures, baby pics. she has a big head, as does Piper.
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      I'm agreeing with you on this one Krusty! Baldy's head is H U G E....G I N O R M O U S.....H U M O N G O U S...poor Piper is going to end up with the her mama's worse asset! LOL!!

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    4. Dis Gusted5:40 AM

      when she was campaigning, someone wanted to send her a cowboy hat and asked her head size/measurement

      She came back at 28 inches....WOW. The average head is 22-23 inches around.

      She needs extra room for all the air in there.

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  30. Anonymous6:00 PM

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    "But then! Bristol orders Willow from the house, three times, just as Willow is preparing to put the chicken in the oven! And finally, after the third “Be-Gone!” Willow goes, and then Bristol spends the rest of the episode complaining to everyone that Willow “left her hanging” and abandoned her during the cookery."

    "And even when she says this to Willow herself, Willow herself does not point out that Bristol told her to leave, three times? Before Willow finally did?"

    "So a) Did Bristol even watch this episode? And b) is Willow’s short-term memory so shot that she could not defend herself from Bristol’s calumnies with a fact-based defense?"

    http://wonkette.com/477909/whats-the-matter-with-willow-and-other-questions-inspired-by-last-nights-bristol-palin-lifes-a-tripp


    WTF? Bristol made it sound as if Willow abandoned the single struggling mother in Los Angeles. Does Bristol have short term memory or is she really borderline retarded? I think Bristol has CRS Disease (Can't Remember Shit) and that's how she got pregnant, Bristol forgot to take her cramp pills (birth control vitamins).

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Bristol orders Willow from the house, three times, just as Willow is preparing to put the chicken in the oven!

      As Willow predicted: She answered, "This very night, before the cock burns, you will disown me three times."

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    2. Anonymous6:52 PM

      The foolishness of having a fight with Willow was because Willow seemed to know how to cook the chicken and Bristol didn't. (Bristol must have been eating take-out food for the last three years). For a girl who complained that she can't go out for a romantic dinner because she has a child (actually, people with children can also go out for a romantic dinner), Bristol only seems to know how to make ugly looking cakes and cupcakes, usually with chocolate frosting. Oh, please, Tripp, don't spit on the cake, again. Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners? Oh, she did? You were just sticking your tongue out at the ugly cake? I see, that's what Bristol taught you to do.

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    3. Anonymous7:21 PM

      This is what tells you a lot of this is manufactured drama. ESPECIALLY when Bristol, after Willow finally broke up with Andy, wrote a very sympathetic note to her.

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    4. Anonymous8:06 PM

      "For a girl who complained that she can't go out for a romantic dinner"

      A McDonald's quarter pounder, fries, chocolate shake and an apple pie is considered romantic enough for Bristol to give her date some ass.

      Romantic dinner?

      Bristol had a live in babysitter (Willow) in Los Angeles and where did underage Bristol go? To a bar to ride a mechanical bull!

      Bristol can't go out for a romantic dinner my ass!

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  31. Anonymous6:01 PM

    "Willow may be the smartest Palin, but that's a little like being the tallest midget."

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  32. Anonymous6:01 PM

    That is why there is such a so sorry state of journalism that is today, that you guys keep making crap-up-is-stan there. Perhaps maybe folks out there are tired of Track fightin over there in the Iraq and whatnot for your freedoms that you can't appreciate how not about the drama we Palin's are and again so appreciating our privacy and bein rill and proud with God on our side reading every night after the pledge of allegiance on Willow's shoulda-been Fourth of July birthday. So I've got tight abs and you are all just fat and jealous that I am working for all of America without a title and will boycott Google so my braintrust (Bristol, Willow and Track) will have to actually go to the lie-o'barry to get my views on Syria. So I'll punch you in the throat elite haters, get a life, you don't know me. Your heavenly father. Sarah Lou.

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    1. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Sarah, I kinda miss your Sponge Bob Square Pants tummy. It was cute. Show us that one again. Remember the video you were in? You were tapping that thing and it made a funny sound. Cute.

      You are amazing. I hope you have some video when you were going to give birth to Willow, it must have been a 4th of July, and you glided right into that kayak. You are a wonder Sarah.

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    2. Anonymous6:33 PM

      " and whatnot"
      Lookie here peeps Briskt is in the house!!
      Btw did your anti American secessionist parents care when my son was in Iraq and Afghanistan for 8 tours ( in combat)in 12 yrs?

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    3. Anonymous6:47 PM

      good one ;) anon! all those palin-heaths are a bunch of skanktards!

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  33. Episode 8 "Reindumb Games"

    Tripp....Cute as he can be....but BAD AS HELL! That's a child who needs a "Big Momma" or a "Madea" in his life! Yes...a black man in drag is a better mother than the one Tripp has now! When Beefy and Gino tried to get that child to ride the "snow machine" and he's like...."NOPE" and then the little guy took a page out of Darth Cheney playbook...when Beefy says..."I'm gonna give this to one of your friends since you don't ride it" and Tripp shrugs his shoulder and gives Beefy the "SO" stare...I fell out laughing!

    How bout the radio interview that Beefy did with "Fat Bob" and "Fatter Mark"! It had shades of Baldy's Lyda Green interview to it...especially when the "Fat Bob" says to Mumbles..."wouldn't you like to fight Levi"...

    Sidenote...uh the editing and continuity folks...didn't the fight happen in the earlier episode? Nevermind.

    Then Mumbles...with a scared look on his face mumbles..."yeah". I'm sure Levi, Sadie and Sunny had to be laughing their asses off...because you just know that Gino is a punk! Shit...he can't even stand up to Beefy! Don't he know that he will soon be carrying Beefy's purse AND his balls...which will be IN said purse! LOL!!

    Speaking of boyfriends....um...Andy...it's time dude. Time to give the speech to Wallow. Yes...it's time to give her "it's not YOU...it's ME" speech! The way she treats and talks to ya dude ain't CUTE! And by the size of her...she looks like she beats you too! That scene when you come visit her at her job...

    Sidenote...uh editing and continuity folks...didn't Wallow QUIT her job in the FIRST episode? Nevermind.

    WhatTF was Wallow WEARING! She's 17...not 57! First...Wallow AND Beefy need a sit down with RuPaul! Yes...a black male drag queen can teach those two ragamuffins some sense of style!

    She had on some kind of lacey poncho thing...but I suspect the poncho was an afterthought...because I KNOW I was not the only one who noticed that Wallow looks like she was getting ready to go into active labor any second! Did y'all see how SLOW she was waddling...er....walking to get Andy's drink? And the editing...again...shaking my head...was hilarious! The poor camera man...damned if he do...damned if he don't!

    When the camera was too far away...Wallow looked ready to deliver...when he did the close up of her face...she lost her chin! LMAO!!! No wonder they had to dress like damn lumberjacks! But back to Andy...if he's the father of Wallow's babe...he probably see's Levi in his future so I'm pretty sure he'll do whatever Wallow tells him to do and LIKE it! Wallow looks like she'll cut you when you're sleeping! YIKES!

    Reindeer Run...YAWN! Not worth mentioning. Iron Pup race....poor Tripp! Crying in the cold had to HURT! Anyone else catch a glimpse of one of the Trig's giving "Dada" a kiss at the start of the IronDog....uh....where was "MaMa"?

    Speaking of "MaMa"...best part of both shows....NO BALDY! So either she was under construction...or in detox! Either way...she wasn't even mentioned...no explanation....NOTHING....NADA! LOVED IT!

    Next weeks preview...more Wallow bashing! I wish they would leave her alone....don't they know that pregnant women are hormonal....bitchy...and mean!! LOL!!!

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    1. Anonymous6:34 PM

      How about little Piper diaper's glasses? Did Sarah just throw her an old pair of hers to wear? That's creepy.
      I loved when Gino and Andy took little Tripe to see all the snowmobiles and they 'run into' Toad. He speaks! a few lines and then mumbles something about 'see ya.' This is HIS grandson and he's so disengaged! Well, competition was fierce this year, wasn't it?

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    2. Anonymous6:48 PM

      There's no drama or any excitement to make people want to watch, so they have to create some artificial tension. The bickering between Willow and Bristol is juvenile and ugly. When Bristol constantly blames Levi's absence for all of Tripp's problems, Tripp hears it and absorbs it. It clearly upsets him. He can't be a happy child if we see him acting up all the time on TV. (On TV, you'd think that would be the place to put your best foot forward). Today, Bristol is asking advice on her blog regarding discipline for Tripp. She doesn't want to be the bad parent; that's the dad's job. (In what world?)

      The person who is getting the worst end of the TV show is Tripp. He would probably do better without the cameras and his mother trying to become a star. It might help if Bristol enrolled Tripp in a preschool play group program so he could play with other kids. (I know, he plays with Trig. He needs to play with OTHER kids, too). Bristol has to realize that she is just one of many single parents, parents who have much more serious issues than flying to Washington for a surprise birthday party, or flying to Arizona to sell her investment property. No, single parents have bigger concerns than creating artificial drama on TV. (Written with the exception of a couple of other lame TV shows where Teen Moms, Kate and her 8 kids and others thought that reality TV was the way to get easy money).

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    3. angela6:58 PM

      Gina--I almost wee'd down my leg with your recap!
      That is some funny shit. And Willow does indeed look like
      she would cut . . . . anyone. You gotta love that about her---Or not.

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    4. Anonymous7:09 PM

      Flying to sell an investment property? Bullcrap. Like everything else today, it can all be done online/via fax. Done it many times.

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    5. lostinmn7:13 PM

      Tripp belongs in first grade with other kids his age. There's no way that kid is three

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    6. Anonymous7:15 PM

      A. Your posts aren't even literate.

      B. The weird thing about Andy and Willow was, his family loves Willow. It's unfortunate the two weren't meant to be, but it's good they realized it sooner than later and they're both happy now.

      C. Tripp was excited about riding his snowmachine alone but in the end, he's only 3 and obviously too young to race. No biggie. He's still a good kid.

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    7. Anonymous7:16 PM

      I have full faith this is ALL manufactured drama. I also have full faith Sarah has had little part in it. Bristol became friends with a couple producers, the few who DIDNT let the show go to their heads.

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    8. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Bristol isn't trying to become a star. Are youkidding me? She's done 2 hollywood projects, because she was approached. If she cared about creating a lucrative hollywood career, she'd actually quit her job and actively pursue things herself.

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    9. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Todd is disengaged? Really, because at the starting line, he's pretty attentive to him. You have a sad warped view.

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    10. Anita Winecooler7:32 PM

      Sadly, I missed the show when it aired, Thanks for the laughs, Ru Paul and Madea are more "womanly" than those two amateurs.

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    11. Anonymous7:15 PM

      Hey you're awake! Dang...that hangover from last night must have been a doozy Krusty!

      Well at least you were finally able to get out of your bed...what's that..oh right...you don't leave your bed much less your bedroom! My bad Krusty!

      PS...B and C means you obviously didn't watch the show...I guess it's hard to concentrate on TV knowing that you have FB pictures to steal and "whatnot"! LOL!!!

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    12. Anonymous8:17 PM

      Andy's mom is old cult friend. It's another set up relationship. I am surprized they don't have Piper Diaper hooked up. I thought these freaks were similar to the Scientologists but it may be more like the Warren Jeffs deal. All that about Willow engaged, Wasilla/Dillingham/Heath/Palin. a creepy place with creepy people.

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  34. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Sorry folks, but I don't believe it. Sarah is a runner and I don't know any serious runners that need tummy tucks. Maybe face lifts, but not tummy tucks. Consistent running will leave women (and men) looking flat as boards and that is pretty much the consensus about her these days.

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    1. One of the striking things about the appearance of Sarah Palin (AIP), as documented in photos from her public appearances in the last year, is the shocking lack of muscle tone in her calves. Sarah Palin pads her chest and wears oversized tops to try to mask her emancipated other body. But her legs are exposed.

      Sarah Palin is too weak (and undoubtedly too drugged) to run across the stage.

      Sarah Palin is not a runner. Except from morality. And decency. And honesty. And any sort of work.

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    2. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Have you seen Sarah Palin's cottage cheese thighs? http://punchumgum.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/palin-cellulite.jpg?w=426&h=622

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    3. Anonymous6:43 PM

      SORRY ANON! Stretched out skin after meno-p only gets saggier...a TT is the only way. I come from the land of platique: It is def. $cary Palin...

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    4. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Yep...I agree with ya'! Baldy runs....runs from her children....runs from her job...runs her mouth...has the runs...she's a runner alright.."that is pretty much the consensus about her these days."

      You said it Player! LOL!!

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    5. angela6:50 PM

      It doesn't matter how much you run--- if you have had four children
      there can be fat and wrinkle folds that you can never get rid of after childbirth. And I'll bet Sarah's kids were bigguns. Anyway--did you see that nasty goop in the Hawaii photos? She claimed to be running even then.

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    6. Anita Winecooler6:51 PM

      Don't stop believing!

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    7. Anonymous7:04 PM

      Read the blind. It says she makes people think she exercises. Sarah may jog from time to time, but she's not a runner.

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    8. Anonymous7:16 PM

      Krusty, you REALLY must be a 'tard.
      Runners legs don't look like this: http://tinyurl.com/6mdbu69

      Sorry.You can tell stupid lies to yourself but don't bother to tell that bullshit here b/c it don't fly!
      EPIC FAIL!

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    9. The only thing that would make Sarah run is a BOGO sale at Taco Bell.

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    10. Dis Gusted5:45 AM

      she's always been flat as a board except for her whale tale and flabby thighs.

      runner she is NOT.

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  35. A little information about the picture.

    It was taken by a neighbor who lived near the Palins several years ago. They recently found this picture of Sarah with THEIR dog and posted it on another website just for fun.

    The picture is NOT photoshopped.

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    1. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Why did the neighbor post the picture of their dog and his old bitch?

      Now the dog will be the laughing stock of Wasilla.

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    2. Anonymous6:15 PM

      Gryphen are you sure that's not Willow's baby? He looks like a midget like Willow is.

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    3. Anita Winecooler7:01 PM

      Gryph, I live on the east coast, and Romney just issued a statement about the "Boo" fest at the NAACP. It broke on Rachel, nothing on google yet, but he said, basically ,(paraphrasing here:

      "If THOSE PEOPLE think they're going to get a handout... there's no free lunches....... then THOSE PEOPLE know who to vote for"


      I'm waiting for the White House "Thank You!" speech.

      Can't wait for tomorrow's posts!

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    4. Anonymous7:12 PM

      I recently met a woman who lived near them 10 years ago. She had nothing negative to say at all; they loved Sarah, Todd and the family. I have a hard time finding people who knew them well who dislike them.

      This comment is random but it's based on personal interactions with people.

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    5. Anonymous7:13 PM

      I saw this on Reddit yesterday. Apparently Sarah just showed up at their house with the picture. Creepy.

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    6. Anonymous7:12 PM

      I recently met a woman who lived near them 10 years ago. She had nothing negative to say at all; they loved Sarah, Todd and the family. I have a hard time finding people who knew them well who dislike them.

      This comment is random but it's based on personal interactions with people.
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      And was this woman one of the folks you stalked on FB by any chance Krusty?

      This comment is random...but you are BONKERS...and it's based on personal interactions with people.

      Get help Krazy!

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    7. vegaslib8:12 PM

      7:12 pm

      Well why would they be mean to people who lived near them if they have similar beliefs.

      It's very easy to find people who don't like them. Read a book or two about Palin and you will find people who know them and despise them.

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    8. Anonymous8:26 PM

      7:12 PM

      Wasilla is like children of the corn or some weird little back wood area. They are cliquish in their own way. The people who fit in "like" the Palins. Outsiders see evil at work. Lies, deception, vindictive, small minded, uneducated, bullies, frauds and a list too long to continue. Hope you didn't meet an inner circle woman. They are tainted for life.

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  36. Anonymous6:27 PM

    Sarah should not wear open-toed shoes. Her feet are skanky.

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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      LOL, I'm not Sarah Palin but I think my toes look ok, but I don't wear the big ass high heals like Sarah Palin does. When you hit the age of around 45 to 50 you better look after your feet and NOT wear those swanky big ass heels. They are known to wreck massive havoc on a woman's foot. My older sister is experiencing that now at the age of 53. She has a bunion on her big toe and it is very painful. All because of wearing tight toed/pointy shoes. Your big toe will actually conform to the slant in a pointy toe shoe.

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    2. Anonymous8:50 PM

      Those pics of her in the skanky open toed shoes are definitive proof that she does NOT run. I run. My friends run. It is absolutely impossible to run any level of distance or with any level of regularity with long pedicured claws and not lose a few toenails. She is always showing off long toenails with attention grabbing polish like the bright red above or the black & white polka dots which would either smear off or fall off if she were a runner, which she is not. She may have been at one time but not any longer.

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  37. Gryphen...I just wanted to give you a big THANK YOU and a SMOOCH...

    *in my Madeline Kahn voice from Young Frankenstein*

    "No tongues!"

    *MUWAW*

    I really appreciate you posting my recaps! Thanks for giving me an outlet for my humor (yeah yeah...I know some of y'all don't like it but WHATEVAH) it keeps me off the streets!

    I just hope that Baldy and Co. continue to provide me this comical outlet...especially during this heatwave! Unlike Wallow...I KNOW how to use a KNIFE...HeHe...just kidding except to Krusty...I'm not kidding for you Stalker! LOL!!!

    And so on Friday...I will be using some of my Stripper tips and depositing them in your Paypal account!

    *SMOOCHES*

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    1. Anonymous6:49 PM

      I love your humor! Keep posting, please.

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    2. Anonymous6:59 PM

      You need to settle down Gina.

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    3. Anonymous7:20 PM

      Yes GinaM funnier than shit! At least we get a honest view of a dumbassed show!

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    4. Anonymous6:59 PM

      You need to settle down Gina.
      ____________________________________________

      WHAT? You gonna come get me? LOL! Bring it Wallow...don't forget your pocket knife! LOL!!! Dumb ass hillbillies!

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    5. Keep up the good work, Gina!

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    6. Anonymous8:40 PM

      I <3 you GinaM! Your recaps are brilliant & hilarious and I sincerely appreciate you watching Baldy & Co TV so that I don't have to. *MWAH*

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    7. Anonymous10:09 PM

      GinaM, you are fucking hilarious. Love your recaps.

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    8. WakeUpAmerica11:13 PM

      Gina,
      It's just that your ugly ass avatar brings out the worst in all of us. LOL

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    9. Kimosabe4:53 AM

      Your humor??? WTF Gina, I thought you were serious!

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  38. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Th eodgs neck is tighter than Scara's chicken neck.

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  39. Anonymous6:35 PM

    She is a nutcase, anyone that doesn't have respect for any human being is very sad. And this nut job has no respect for anything in life, not even her own children let alone animals. She shows it in her vanity and her lack of parental skills.
    This a total disgrace to the U.S.A.

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  40. angela6:45 PM

    Sarah is like the sixty thousand dollar woman.
    They can remake her to be skinnier, slower witted and more ignorant.
    I swear if she had any sense at all, she has let cosmetic surgeons suck it out
    along with that nasty ass and hip fat she had.

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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      Wow, how old are you?

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    2. Anonymous7:08 PM

      Wow, how old are you?
      _____________________________________________

      Says a 50 year old shut in with stalker tendencies and multiple personalities! LOL!!

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  41. emrysa6:59 PM

    tummy tuck? sarah palin has had a full body tuck (all-be-it in several installments) and now she has wasted away due to issues that have nothing to do with the body tuck. chronic plastic surgery is really is a disease of the mind where one is not happy and is seeking happiness through manipulation of the body. happiness never going to manifest when it is dependent on bullshit appearances.

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    1. emrysa7:52 PM

      and just to add I think both brisDULL and willow are falling into that superficial trap.

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    2. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Illiterate? The simple and seldom procedures she's had are common for most people of mean income levels.

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    3. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Too much word salad with a side of order of croutons...can you re-do this and make it understandable...thanks in advance dummy!

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    4. Anonymous8:50 PM

      Does anyone else think Kristy sounds like a robot? Very strange . . .

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  42. Anita Winecooler7:03 PM

    Who else could they be possibly describing? What are the odds that so many people "Guessed" Sarah?

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  43. Anonymous7:07 PM

    "fairly regularly?"

    She's a little to public and active to have procedures done even semi-regularly. People are already exaggerating Bristol's simple lipo procedure. It's easy to assume more is done considering how much makeup and hair styles can change a person.

    I know the NE wouldn't be in circulation without crap like this, but this is the kind of stuff that adds to our nation's problems. Who cares in the long run?

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    1. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Awww...Geez...Krusty's on here talking stupid....AGAIN!

      Baldy and Beefy have their plastic surgeons on speed dial...not to mention the "speed" they indulge in! There is not enough "makeup and hair styles" that Baldy and Beefy have that can disguise the rot of their souls!

      And these are the two idiots you are defending from your......BED! LOL!!

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    2. WakeUpAmerica11:11 PM

      Apparently, YOU care or you wouldn't be here. Poor little turd blossom has no life.

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  44. Anonymous7:07 PM

    What's funny is, she DOES run regularly. They dont have an elliptical for nothing. Though that's Bristol's.

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    1. Anonymous7:07 PM

      How would you know she has an "elliptical" Krusty? You've been peeking in windows again?

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    2. Anonymous9:00 PM

      The Palins may preform for others but actually they would have an elliptical for nothing. Except for pretense. Like she will occassionly jog, not a runner. No way do their bodies look like much exercise. They reek poor diet, low exercise, drugs and mental/emotional challenges.

      In Sarah's dreams this is what they think they are. Old skinny. If real delusional they think they are 'strong is new skinny.'
      http://blogginwithjen.blogspot.com/2010/10/strong-is-new-skinny.html

      conclusions. BDD is a relatively common psychiatric disorder in which patients typically present to cosmetic surgeons for treatment of their perceived or imagined defect. Surgical treatments usually prove unsatisfactory to the patient and to the practitioner. Psychiatric treatment is extremely challenging. http://tinyurl.com/7xu6rut

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    3. Anonymous11:09 PM

      WTF are you saying? You need to proofread.

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  45. Anonymous7:12 PM

    skank tries so hard to emulate naturally beautiful and young Mercede ...
    epic fail

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    1. Anonymous9:41 PM

      What is Sadie doing these days?

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  46. emrysa7:29 PM

    if one looks at the quitter pics over the last 4 years, the work she has had done is obvious. the quitter is banking on the fact that people don't pay that much attention - and lucky for her, she is right about that! if they did pay attention, she'd have no pac income. the quitter is what she is today because of plastic surgery! in other words - because of fakeness and fraud! keep inflatin those boobs, ya fuckin fraud!

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  47. Anonymous7:38 PM

    You will be hard pressed to find ONE tv personality or politician who hasn't had some sort of enhancement. Comes with the territory. One of my favorite past times when I travel to LA or NYC for business is people watching. I love to guess what each passerby has had done. It's super common these days for all types of people in all fields. No joke. Just the facts.

    No one really cares.

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    1. Anonymous7:38 PM

      S T F U Krusty! You would have to leave your bed...then your bedroom before you can go to "LA or NYC for business" and "people watching".

      Stalking strangers is NOT "people watching"! Krazy Krusty! Always good for some laughs! Keep it coming dummy! LOL!!

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    2. Anonymous9:27 PM

      No one really cares.

      Sarah attracts attention b/c of her ridiculous fake pregnancy and parading her children in such horrendous ways. She has been caught in too many lies. The public sees her more and more as a criminal and a fraud. That is why most people "care" about her, like when Richard Rameriz was on the loose, people wanted to get the creep where he belonged. Sarah lost her tag as a legit politician and now the Palins are popculture. Media will care about the anorexic/bulimia even though she is a quitter that fakes politics.

      You know how Sarah is. She will have a magazine spread where she is working out, eating well and doing all the right things like Michelle Obama.... well, maybe not. Or a friend will leak some proof of her 'exercising.'

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    3. WakeUpAmerica11:07 PM

      Good grief, you poor thing! You need to get a life. Who "people watch" to see what they have had done? OMG

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  48. Reading CDAN is one of my guilty pleasures. I was gonna send you the link, but of course you have already posted this. I forget about many of you who are so on top of anything Palin. Oh, well my daily check here has been satisfied.

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  49. emrysa7:46 PM

    someone said

    "Willow may be the smartest Palin, but that's a little like being the tallest midget."

    worth repeating.

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  50. Anonymous7:53 PM

    I dont know about this. I think the NE is talking about Sarah. But she's never needed a tummy tuck. You have to have fat to "tuck." And "professionals" have named procedures they think she's had before when there was no need and those rumors became lies. I think restylene (sp) or an equivalent, peels (im 35 and have these regularly), and possibly lipo are the only procedures she'd need or have. More power to her. They exist for a reason.

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    1. Anonymous9:29 PM

      You have to have fat to "tuck."


      She has body dysmorphia.

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    2. Anonymous10:06 PM

      Palin appears to be addicted to plastic surgery. In her comeback interview with Barbara Walters after she resigned, she actually looked very pretty but now she doesn't even look like the same person. Depending on the day, she seems to have different voices, different faces--kinda of Sybil-ish--multiple personalities.

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    3. Dis Gusted5:51 AM

      wrong - she's always needed a tummy tuck. She's had regular stomach lipo sessions for nearly a decade now.

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  51. emrysa7:55 PM

    one more thing gryphen you should consider adding "self-declared 7.5 months pregnant" caption to the last pic. yeah, right, we all know it's bs but that is the time period.

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  52. Anonymous8:01 PM

    The ironic thing is, ALL politicians, male and female, and most of their wives have basic procedures to maintain physical appearance. None publicly discuss it.

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    1. Anonymous8:01 PM

      STFU Krusty! Baldy is NOT a politician...she's a LAUGHING STOCK! Get it straight Stalker!

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    2. Krusty doesn't do straight. She does twisted... very twisted.

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    3. WakeUpAmerica11:05 PM

      ROFLMAO
      Are you talking about politicians now instead of the Queen of Makes Crap Up Istan?

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    4. Anonymous6:11 AM

      Wow, 8:01 what a moron you are, and sexist too. "And most of their wives." First, let's look at some female politiicians
      Let's see Hillary Clinton - nope.
      Elizabeth Warren - nope
      Olympia Snowe - nope
      Texas governor Ann Richards - nope - and she even talked about it.
      Nancy Pelosi - yep. that's one.

      On the other side - Mittens and Annie - very likely.
      Laura Bush* - appears to have - Babs, not so much.
      Cindy McCain* - yes.
      *At times these have shown some actual independent thinking, so get some passes.o
      My understanding though is that in ReTHUGlican land, it's not plastic surgery, just routine maintenance that comes with the Stepford model at time of purchase.

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  53. Anonymous8:45 PM

    So in that first picture which ones Sarah Palin and which ones the bitch?

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

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    1. Anonymous11:29 PM

      ...and what is she doing with her little bony hands. Are they ever NOT in some kind of fist position. I mean, except for when she's POINTING the bony digits.

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    2. Anonymous6:16 AM

      http://pdc-connection.ebscohost.com/c/articles/22826601/neck-neck
      the Ann Richards article

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  54. Anonymous8:47 PM

    The "lump" photo is of a ribbon lift--strand with hooks placed under the skin to lift sagging jaw line skin. Eventually absorbed into the body and procedure needs to be re-done. Not unusual for a lump to occur at the site temporarily. It's also a dead giveaway.

    ~Canuck~

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  55. Anonymous8:57 PM

    Palin is on the wrong side of her 40's. There's only so much plastic surgery & botox can do for her at her age before she starts looking very 'L.A.', and it'll be embarrassing to appear in public let alone any kind of day light.

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    1. Anonymous10:10 PM

      She already looks plastic!

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    2. Anonymous10:14 PM

      She will have to move to San Bernadino or Az.

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    3. Anonymous11:02 PM

      hey don't be knocking San Bernardino. They don't want them.

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    4. Dis Gusted5:54 AM

      I am so glad that I know so many women in their 60's that look so much better than the plastic one pictured above.

      They've NEVER had surgery of any kind because they are truly beautiful women.

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    5. Anonymous6:22 AM

      And eventually, this. Warning: Can't be unseen and will give you nightmares

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8808630/The-Duchess-of-Alba-85-one-of-Spains-richest-women-marries-a-man-24-years-younger.html

      Google "Duchess of Alba" to see what happens to a plastic surgery addict.

      Then, look at this one http://nobility.org/2012/06/25/elizabeth-ii-facts/

      These women are similar in age. Definitely know I won't be getting plastic surgery after viewing both.

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  56. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Palin may have had some work on her face but I think the person in this ad is Ann Romney. I saw Palin in DC in Feb. She looked TOO THIN. Bristol was her best size there and Willow was a little chubby.

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  57. Anonymous9:54 PM

    All intelligent people read the National Enquirer

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  58. Anonymous9:59 PM

    Bristol posted "skinny" pictures(or trimmed down) of her and Willow on her blog recently. You think Sarah, Bristol and Willow all had liposuction in AZ maybe?

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    1. Anonymous5:31 AM

      Unless Meth is the new Lipo... No!
      I think the lipo is from BEFORE the campaign, the pic above when she was....supposed pregnant with a pad.

      If she has had recent plastic surgery, besides that ugly mug of her its the new boobs.
      She'd rather everyone thinks she had lipo than a new set of "Girls"!
      I think she planted that in the NE to divert from the new "Girls"!

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  59. Anonymous10:18 PM

    That was my thought when I saw the skinny pic of Willow. Willow got fat for the Tripp show like Bristol piled on pounds for DWTS. I even suspect Todd deliberately let his beer gut grow and flow over his belt in the "before" photo for his show.

    After provoking speculation on their fatty bods, they sneak off to have it sucked out. No way can I picture either of those girls sweating (or dieting) it off.

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  60. Anonymous11:09 PM

    That's a real nice female dog in the picture with that bitch.

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  61. Anonymous6:41 AM

    This woman is a FUCKING Idiot.

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