Sarah does Houston. Palin endorses candidate, and slams the gays. A Palin two-fer if you will.

"Okay remember kids, never get dressed in the dark!"

Palin was in Texas yesterday to endorse Teabagger Ted Cruz, sterilize livestock with her voice, and of course slam the President.  Estimates are that it was a crowd of barely 1,000 people, in the Woodlands which is only 30 minutes from Houston (Which has a population of over 2 million), so not terribly impressive.

Here is what the local reporters had to say:

Palin, who endorsed Cruz before the May primary, also mocked Obama, who predicted during a recent Texas trip that the Lone Star State soon would become “a battleground state.” 

“There will be an Alaskan-sized blizzard on the Brazos before Texas turns blue for Barack,” said Palin, who wore dark sunglasses and black boots given to her by Gov. Rick Perry, who’s backing Dewhurst. Palin assured the crowd they would all be back on the same team after Tuesday. (God those boots are horrible, I wonder if Perry was not setting her up for ridicule. I do have to set the record straight about something that Palin said in her speech about Alaskans "loving" Texans. Nothing could be further from the truth. As a rule Alaskans truly dislike Texans, and in fact that is the first prejudice I can remember learning as a small boy growing up in my state. Palin is simply pandering here.)


Palin spent most of her 20-minute remarks lambasting Obama and what she called “the permanent political class” in Washington. Palin called Cruz’s election “a come-to-Jesus moment.” 

“There is good news,” she said, “and that is, there is nothing wrong with America that a good, ol’ fair election can’t fix.” (Gee if ONLY the Republicans would conduct a "fair"election there is quite a lot we could fix in this country.)


She described Cruz as “a proven, common-sense constitutional conservative, and he’s a fighter and he will bring new leadership to the United States Senate. He will shrink government, he will be putting government back on the side of the American working man and he will defend the Constitution.” (Has he read it yet? Because that might help.)


“Ted is not going to D.C. to make nice with the foo-foo, chi-chi cocktail crowd,” she said. “He’s going to do the heavy lifting to rein in our out-of-control government.” 

Palin also injected herself into the Chick Fil-A dustup over its owner’s support for traditional marriage. “Jason,” she said, talking to an aide, “you’re going to have to take me on our way back to the airport later. We drive back a Chick Fil-A. We don’t have that in Alaska. Love me some Chick Fil-A. So, we’ll go there, Jason, on the way, OK?” The crowd cheered. (If you want you can hear the speech for yourself here.  However be warned, Palin is at her screechiest best, and it may blow out a speaker or two. Not to mention perfectly healthy set of eardrums.)


And true to her word Palin, and her personal handbag carrier, did indeed stop at Chick-Fil-A in all their white trash glory.

"Hey, fuck you gay people!"

How many bags of fast food poison did these people buy?

Personally I don't believe that Sarah eats that stuff,  I think she lives on Atkins bars, Red Bull, and hate. She just bought it to give the middle finger to the gay community, and to show her solidarity with the people who are against marriage equality.

Speaking of "haters hating."