Friday, July 27, 2012

Sarah Palin defends daughter Bristol's crappy unreality show, as "very positive" and "very real." I'm sorry, what?

Courtesy of the Examiner:

Bristol Palin has recently come under fire after her three-year-old son, Tripp, allegedly used a gay slur on her Lifetime reality show, Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp. Now, her mother is speaking out against the 'haters' on her behalf -- and using the opportunity to take a dig at Bristol's competition. 

"Haters are going to hate," Sarah said during an NBC cocktail party last Tuesday. Of Bristol's show, Sarah states, "I think it’s clever, it’s absolutely real and I’m proud of the girls." Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp chronicles Bristol's move to Los Angeles with her son and sister, Willow, and her life as a single mother to her son. (I'm sorry has she even SEEN this show? The thing is almost completely fabricated and when it does show something real it reveals Bristol to be an absolutely terrible mother with virtually no parenting skills whatsoever. "Haters are going to hate," bullshit. What she means is that reasonable people are going to be horrified.)

"Her show today I think is very positive, it’s very realistic in terms of showing what single motherhood really is," Palin said. "It’s not like the Teen Mom — partyin’, woo-hoo! – fun, glamorizing single motherhood."' ("Woo-hoo?)


Ironically, the girls of Teen Mom are rumored to be making substantially less than Bristol, who commands a six-figure salary for letting Lifetime's camera crew into her life. Other than that, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of differences between the two shows.

Oh yeah it doesn't "glamorize" single motherhood at all. I mean MOST single moms get paid a six figure income to star in their own reality shows and are able to fly back and forth across the country at will. Don't they?

And the ONLY reason this barely literate idiot is able to make that kind of money is because her mother is world famous for being the WORST VP pick in American history. (And apparently the chronic lack of ability is genetic.)

Still these reality shows have diminished any possibility of Palin ever becoming a serious threat to the future of this country to virtually nothing, so for THAT reason I have to admit I am glad that the Palins are so lacking in self awareness that they decided to put themselves on television for everybody to judge.

And judge we have.

P.S. By the way I may have some good news to report in the very near future about Levi so keep a happy thought.

227 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:18 AM

    It's also insanely tacky, dull, and hopelessly vulgar.

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    1. Anonymous7:12 AM

      And unimaginative, also too.

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    2. Anonymous8:59 AM

      Ummm Baldy looks like she is about to go "down" on someone, prob fantasizing about Glenn Rice...

      Not a good look Baldy.

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    3. Anonymous10:36 AM

      Speaking of "insanely tacky, dull and, hopelessly, vulgar" (h/t 6:18), bp is on the list for the next DWTS season along with Kyle Massey - wonder the status of the lawsuit, there? Where will Tripp be spending those weeks while she's training and waiting to be voted off? Perhaps, that's the explanation for her weight-loss? They'll never go away, will they??? Someone, please, deliver us...

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  2. Anonymous6:20 AM

    >>>Sarah states, "I think it’s clever,<<<

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. Anonymous7:38 AM

      She looks like Doc from Back To The Future with those ridiculous glasses.

      Trying to hide as much of her hideous face as possible?

      You still old.

      You still ugly.

      You still a loser.

      Hope you stuffed some rolls down that dress because the hard times, they are a comin'.

      ;)

      Nasty pig.

      Fym

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    2. Anonymous9:19 AM

      And the subtle pushing of her tongue against her cheek! Yuk. What a ho!

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    3. Anonymous11:00 AM

      Come get some more Glenn Rice baby. Todd can't hit that thing like you. I miss you honey. Please come back to my old stinky ass. I'll let you get with Bristol too, just come back to me darling.

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  3. Anonymous6:22 AM

    P.S. By the way I may have some good news to report in the very near future about Levi so keep a happy thought.
    ~~~~~~~

    That makes me beam from ear to ear! The best to the new family! It will be so grand to see Tripp have a chance at a good life.

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  4. Anonymous6:23 AM

    So glad you chose that photo. What is with this woman and her tongue? Is it too long for her mouth?
    As far as defending her spawn, well, she sort of has to, huh? But she could be a bit less effusive considering the fools they are showing themselves to be. I do feel bad for the small boys being raised by these ignorant selfish greedy females.

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  5. Ok I admit it. My name is "Molly" and I'm a hater.

    I hate. That's what I do. Uh huh.

    But, seriously, Sarah, you're PROUD of "the girls". I'm sorry, do you mean your offspring or are you referring to those oddly elongated new melon thingies sticking out from your teeny-tiny ribcage?

    And, Sarah, does your heart not bleed even one drop of blood when you see how your daughter treats her son??

    Didn't think so.

    Who is really the hater?

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    1. Anonymous6:45 AM

      Very cogent reply, Molly.

      "$carah Palin Condones Cruelty Towards Her Grandson by Her Own Daughter" should be the headline.

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    2. WakeUpAmerica7:37 AM

      Nicely said, Molly. I would be even more impressed if you were Molly Heath.

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    3. Anonymous8:32 AM

      Hi Molly! I'm a first-time hater. My counselor told me that admiting it is the first step to overcoming the hate. So, yes, I'm a hater too. There you go, it's out. Sarah I'm a hater and YOU made me do it cuz you and your family are just so easy to hate. And Toad! What's with the Just For Men hair color and that little curly q in the front? If I didn't know better I'd say you're a little limp, impotent, girly man. I knew Sarah was just kidding when she gushed about your "physicality"? What the hell does that even mean? How did you get on Stripes? And for no pay?!! How dare you work for charity!! Can't even earn money for the queen grifter in your life. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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  6. Anonymous6:25 AM

    >>>Ironically, the girls of Teen Mom are rumored to be making substantially less than Bristol, who commands a six-figure salary for letting Lifetime's camera crew into her life.<<<

    Even more vibrant will be the episode where Barstool tells Amber Portwood and Jenelle Evans why she is worth so much more than they are. And she's harder working also too!!! If Amber just lost some weight and dumped the fat guy, and why didn't Jenelle ever invite Barstool to burn one with them??? Can you say smackdown bitchol fight?

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    1. Anonymous8:48 AM

      Those "Teen Moms" probably don't have their paychecks supplemented by an over-inflated tax credit signed into law by a grifter. Or they are just jealous like the rest of us.

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  7. Anjaak6:28 AM

    "lacking self awareness". It sounds like such a small personality flaw, but it explains SO much.

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  8. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Bitch Please !

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  9. Anonymous6:38 AM

    Dear Trolls (Kristy, RAM, Nancy, Palins, any of 'em, all of 'em):

    Here's your multiple choice list of responses for today. Again, I'm trying to save you some time and effort here. Now you can't say a liberal never did anything for you!

    a) Whats funny is that Bristol doesnt care about celebrity at all. She is much happier without the cameras around, living life in the Alaskan wilderness, babysitting her niece, and working in the Derm office. She even said this on FB.

    b) Theres a difference between running after fame and taking opportunities. Levi ran all over Hollywood trying to be a star. Sadie is the one who sold the first pictures of Tripp. Bristol is just taking opportunities that come to her. It isnt her fault that fans want to know about her life.

    c) Bristol is a strong, mature girl who only gets stronger because of the haters. Even her friends say so on FB. That is why she spent a year of her life making a show even though she hated having the cameras follow her. Wouldnt you defend your family if a bunch of immature haters with nothing to do except sit in front of a computer made up lies? Get a life.

    d) You cant judge her because you dont know her personally. You libs are all a bunch of immature h8ers.

    e) YOLO.

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    1. This is so good! I hate they take it to heart!

      Can we add the one about how Bristol didn't even want to do the show, but "stupid producers" apparently forced her to? (How?)

      What does YOLO mean? I have seen it lately in troll comments, but haven't been able to figure it out from context.

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    2. "you only live once"

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    3. Anonymous7:07 AM

      ..but "stupid producers" apparently forced her to? (How?)..

      Threatened to air the (allegedly rumored) abstinent queen's sex tape???

      ..What does YOLO mean..

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/arts-post/post/yolo-the-newest-abbreviation-youll-love-to-hate/2012/04/06
      /gIQA3QE2zS_blog.html

      "YOLO, or “You only live once,” is sort of a teen interjection for “Carpe Diem.” Only it’s short on the noble idea of living life to its fullest — and more focused on brash decisions and their consequences."

      Another troll alias revealed?

      "Just got a call from my brother he got kicked out of his hotel in panama for peeing off the balcony #cantstoplaughing #YOLO"

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    4. jcinco7:11 AM

      You Only Live Once, it's from jersey shore I guess. I didn't know either, I read what it meant somewhere. :) Creepy little troll(s) who lurk around here started using it and of course, as with the shrew, once they learn a new word they overuse it...

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    5. Anonymous7:11 AM

      You Only Live Once

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    6. Anonymous7:30 AM

      “You only live once: that’s the motto [expletive] YOLO,” Drake sings. Actor Zac Efron also endorsed the abbreviation with a tattoo on his hand.

      Often — and not to get all after-school-special on you — YOLO is used as an excuse for bad or risky behavior. That, or a chance to play mean pranks. (WaPo)

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    7. Thank you to everyone who explained what YOLO meant. :)

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    8. Anonymous7:37 AM

      you only live once

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    9. WakeUpAmerica7:41 AM

      @6:38
      That was so cruel. You totally stole their thunder! I think you left out "random" though.

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    10. Anonymous7:46 AM

      I'm anon at 6:38. Nefer, great suggestion re: stupid producers! I forgot that one. I'll cut myself some slack this time because I have the flu. :)

      There's one troll who always picks up the "latest" teen slang/acronyms. I'm not sure if it's Kristy pretending to be a teen or one of the Palin girls pretending to be cool. For awhile everything was about how Bristol lived on the DL. Now everything is YOLO. Like jcinco said, the troll is so proud of every new linguistic acquisition that she can't stop using it.

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    11. Anonymous12:16 PM

      If you're scoring at home it's:

      Unplanned unmarried pregnancies 4 & counting
      Virtuous Palin Daughters 0
      Palins w College Degrees 0
      Palin Kids w H.S. Diploma 0
      Gay Palin Pimp Dads 1
      Plastic Surgeries All of em, any of em
      Real Jobs among Family Members 0

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  10. Sarah, always trying to stay relevant, and most importantly in the spotlight. will be delighted to learn she's mentioned in London newspapers today. Well, maybe not...

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/79050.html

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  11. Very real? Like Sarah's hair?

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    1. Anonymous7:29 AM

      No, like her breasts, personality, Christian values, intelligence, etc....

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    2. Anonymous12:21 PM

      "No, like her breasts, personality, Christian values, intelligence, etc...."

      add "No, like her..." college degrees, scruples, self-awareness, job, expertise in energy issues, fucking clue, ...

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  12. Anonymous6:41 AM

    The Palin family just keeps proving the fact that they are idiots. That's fine with me.

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  13. Anonymous6:42 AM

    Sarah also said ..

    Track has been promoted to Major General ..and

    Bristol has been accepted at Harvard Medical School .. and

    Willow is at NASA in astronaut training ..and

    Piper has graduated High School early .. and

    Trig has found a cure for cancer

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    1. Anonymous7:16 AM

      And Todd dazzled them at NBC that he will now be reading the nightly news while hosting his own dare devil reality show.

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    2. Anonymous7:44 AM

      Lol at tod reading the news.

      Hey, if EVEN SARAH PALIN COULD DO IT!!

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  14. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Kids don't stand a chance being raised in that vulgar, morally deficient family.
    The Palin's have no class, no morals, and no sense of embarrassment for things that normal people would be embarrassed about.
    .
    Sarah is a sociopath, she displays no conscience. And her daughters are displaying the same characteristics.

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  15. Anonymous6:45 AM

    #RomneyShambles

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lnhVWtT0YQ&feature=player_embedded

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  16. AuntieRuth6:46 AM

    That is one of her better inflatable sex doll poses.

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    1. Anonymous7:41 AM

      Where the hell are Sarah's teeth? She looks like a washed up and used up porn star.

      The GOP sure knows how to pick'em. Michelle Bachmann practically gagging on a corn dog in Iowa, and now this grifting hag.

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  17. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Amazon's Founder Pledges $2.5 MILLION In Support Of Gay Marriage

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/27/jeff-bezos-gay-marriage_n_1709052.html

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  18. Anonymous6:58 AM

    Consider - Bristol's family had control of editing, we are shown the least bitchiest parts. On the original MTV show, parents and grandparents are shown as caring, the young moms sometimes shown as working in restaurants. There is one mom with emotional problems on MTV who has been to jail, rehab and now prison for behaving not much different than Bristol. Bristol has not been shown hitting Gino (I don't know if she has hit Willow?) but the nastiness, the continuous complaining.

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    1. Anonymous9:31 AM

      Did they show one of them slam the refrigerator door on the other sis? Why is that not assault with a weapon? Willow shoved Piper's head in a cake. Not everyone can say it is a joke and get by with their crimes.

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  19. I think it's great that when Mittens was stumbling around England yesterday stuffing his feet into his mouth at every turn, he was compared to Sarah Palin in the British press. Sarah will forever be equated with unmitigated stupidity in the realm of politics. There is no worse critique then to be compare to Sarah Palin.

    And THAT'S the Palin brand! No wonder she's proud of "her girls" (I mean her children, not her bizarre, inflatable boobies that she wears for special occasions).

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    1. Anonymous8:45 AM

      But betsycaz dearie sweetie, that's the LIBERAL English press lying again about Governor Sarah Palin, it's a PROVEN FACT that the good Guv is loved and admired the world over, and when she announces this weekend the shockwaves will be felt all across the globe, and RMoney will retreat while his delegates help her reload to take our Country BACK! You just wait and see..

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    2. Anonymous11:17 AM

      This is satire right?

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  20. Todd sure knows how to play his part; you can see who the breadwinner is.

    I would ignore them just as I ignore the likes of Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love, except these hateful Palins have managed to weasel their way into politics (Sarah does have some bizarre appeal), where they continue to spread hate toward inoffensive people. Sarah, and especially her lesser daughter, should have no platform of any kind.

    I’m angry that special-needs Bristol can make money from being a loose, mean tramp, when so many better people are struggling. I don’t like to feel that way.

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    1. Anonymous7:48 AM

      People paid to see octomom strip, too.

      No accounting for taste.

      I bet the men who like to dress like babies and shit their pants love sarah palin, gilf (g is for Granny).

      Brisdull might have some fans in prison who imagine doing things to her, or even her son.

      Hey, isnt it GREAT to have FANS and be FAMOUS?!?!

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  21. Anonymous7:09 AM

    It's real in that it exposes the Palin's as low brow, narcissistic (yet insecure) sociopath's in dire need of attention to celebrate their inability to learn and of mediocre accomplishments.

    White trash with chips on their shoulder daring you to challenge them to grow as people and spokesmodels with hate and fear of change while throwing snarky insults at you if you don't fawn over them.

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  22. Anonymous7:11 AM

    The sight of her ugly tongue just creeps me out.

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    1. Anonymous7:50 AM

      Lizard lady

      OMG!!!

      It's the baby from the movie "V", all grown up!!

      (anybody remember the last scene when the baby looks normal, and then it sticks its lizard tongue out!! Augh!!!)

      Fym

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    2. Anonymous8:55 AM

      LOL that's why Todd went after Shailey Tripp.

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  23. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Sarah, you strapped on some serious "girls" for this outfit - so why don't you do this again, with more feeling this time.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2012/01/medium_1cf27401d8e64f3eea90595c3501efe4.gif&imgrefurl=http://jezebel.com/sarah-palin-shimmy/&h=176&w=300&sz=427&tbnid=TvGTuaOeX-8gOM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=153&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgif%2Bof%2Bsarah%2Bpalin%2Bshimmying%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=gif+of+sarah+palin+shimmying&usg=__V9JJzphr2iLm5AlpAiF26lIgZvI=&docid=g2Z-yYQuYzAbsM&sa=X&ei=A7ASUMKhA4L10gGvwYHoCA&ved=0CF0Q9QEwAg&dur=181

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    1. WakeUpAmerica7:43 AM

      www.tinyurl.com is your friend for reducing the length of that ridiculously long URL you posted. It's a great site.

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    2. Anonymous8:55 AM

      For 7:14
      Here you go:

      http://tinyurl.com/cybgxtc

      It IS funny!

      thedude

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    3. Anonymous9:35 AM

      shimmies
      http://jezebel.com/sarah-palin-shimmy/

      http://tinyurl.com/cybgxtc

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    4. not a tinyurl user9:43 AM

      Advantages to no tinyurl:

      1. You can see what the link is before clicking on it.
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  24. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Sarah's mouth looks funny in that photo.

    Is this left over damage from going down on Glen Rice?

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    1. Anonymous8:54 AM

      and Brad Hanson and can't forget Curt Menard Jr.

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  25. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Single teen mothers don't fly around the country, surprising their mothers in Washington DC with a birthday party, popping into Los Angeles to ride a bull and pretend to work for a charity, buy a house in Arizona, a couple of houses in Alaska and oooops, fly back and forth to Arizona again. No, single young mothers are struggling to work, complete an education and take care of their child. Bristol's show is as fake as Sarah's new boobs.

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  26. Anonymous7:16 AM

    "Ok I admit it. My name is "Molly" and I'm a hater."

    Well it's down to haters and trolls at IM, has been for a long time. As the blog goes defunct.


    "But, seriously, Sarah, you're PROUD of "the girls""

    Everything Sarah Palin says people are paying attention and asking questions (how does she put food on her family?). Her vibrancy and revilance are observed by all who worship her.

    It is all some people do to wonder why she said what she said. And also too wonder what she said. It would be a rill hatefest if Sarah had said she was proud "of the twins". Or "her twins" Or Bristol's twins. Or twins with willow

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    1. Anonymous11:00 AM

      Defunct? It's still here. And so are we and more also too.

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  27. Anonymous7:17 AM

    You know that Sarah is having a good day when the media claims that Mitt's flubs and blunders in London made him look even dumber than Sarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous8:12 AM

      .... and we thought nobody could be as dumb as Sarah Palin.

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  28. Anonymous7:17 AM

    The mouth, the tongue. I didn't know she was able to conduct "air" blowjobs on the spot for reporters!

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    1. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Anything to get those dollars coming back to SarahPAC.

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    2. Anonymous7:52 AM

      It's automatic, reverse of the gag reflex: the I'll suck on anything reflex

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    3. Anonymous9:38 AM

      She needs to stay away from Red Bull, Adderall and meth and anything addiction and speed/sugar. That won't happen until the big meltdown no one can cover up or bring her back from.

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  29. jcinco7:18 AM

    lol, yea, I'm going to care what the world's worst mother's opinion is of her childish spawn's parenting skills. How did bristle have a chance of being a decent mother? she was raised by that heartless, self absorbed shrew...we all knew families like the palins when we grew up. that's where all the kids would go to raid the liquor cabinet, smoke pot in the basement and make out because the kid's parents were so negligent and unengaged.

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    1. Yep. Speaking from experience, here. My mother was an unwed, teen mother who was born of an unwed teen mother. I also got pregnant as a teen. I married my baby's father but it didn't last. I was alone, with just my baby and later my younger sister. I was scared and knew I didn't want my daughter to go the same route that I did.

      I had counseling, read everything I could get my hands on re: child rearing, worked my ass off at menial jobs until I could get some education. I could give Ms. Bristol an education on "single parenthood." Pffft.

      Through a whole lot of hardships and a whole lot of love, we made it. My daughter is college educated, has a wonderful career that she works her ass off at. And, she just married a Dr. a few months ago.

      Now, I wouldn't care if she married a man with a more menial career, if they loved each other. My point is, she made something of herself and she attracted someone who did the same thing. They both come from humble beginnings so they get it.

      We, daughter and I were talking a while back about growing up. I told her that my main goal was to make sure she got an education and didn't get pregnant before she graduated high school. Everything after that was gravy ;-)

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    2. jcinco9:39 AM

      :) that's a wonderful story. You should be so proud!

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  30. Anonymous7:23 AM

    "Selling out Sarah Palin"
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/07/selling_out_sarah_palin.html

    The comments are more entertaining than the article:

    "..there will be a day of Liberty's victorious triumph over tyranny's darkness, and Sarah Palin will be a symbol of the victor.."

    "Sarah Palin is as close to an archetypal Joan of Arc as we are likely to get in modern times."

    "Palin is a threat to ALL established politicians.."

    "..when the Palin Revolution comes it will be merciless.."

    "Sarah Palin proved she was the real warrior, not crusty old Navy veteran John McCain!"

    "If she isn't the ideal role model, then who the hell would be?"

    "Before she's finished, she will lead us all and this nation."

    "..someone who is to conservatives a bright, shining light on the hill.."

    "I would roll in broken glass, douse myself in epsom salts, stick my head in a hornet's nest and go on a date with Roseanne Barr for the opportunity to vote for this woman for national office."

    "After the presidential election was over and Hussein began dismantling the Republic I noted that Palin was virtually alone in attacking the monster."

    "There is nothing more scary to men in high places than an educated white woman who is more alpha than they hope to be."

    "She is quick on her feet, she is good with the language.."

    "Sarah is prettier, smarter, a better speaker, a better leader, and has better political instincts than all of them."

    "Sarah is like that beautiful car or expensive home that you admire, but know you can never have."

    "Sarah Palin is constantly demonstrating her strategic brilliance and her servant's heart."

    Idolatry. Those Palindrones do love their false idol.

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    1. The most terrifying thing about those insanely delusional posters is that they vote.

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    2. Holy crap! Those comments are scary. There are a lot of idiots in America.

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    3. jcinco9:41 AM

      It's frightening not only how many deranged folks are running around loose but that they're allowed to vote.

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    4. not a tinyurl user9:46 AM

      This is how people like Louie Gohmert and Michele Bachmann get to Washington.

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    5. lostinmn9:57 AM

      BTW - Joan of Arc was a lesbian - any see of pee'ers want to rethink that comparitive? Or are you suggesting another facet of the mean girl?

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    6. Anonymous10:25 AM

      I think the Joan of Arc reference has to do with martyrdom. Sarah's supporters are big on religious signs and history.

      They think that Sarah dearest has been "crucified" for her truth telling and for expressing her fake xtianity. Remember the Pastor Muthee episode?

      The other part of this is her experiencing a time of tribulation from whence she will return from the wilderness and rise to power again.

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    7. Anonymous10:41 AM

      I wrote some of them. Seriously, I do my best to be entertaining and crazy.

      Sarah thinks she looks drop dead gorgeous in the wigs and Belmont Girls.

      Youŕe welcome.

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  31. Anonymous7:27 AM

    Oh yes, Sarah, most of us are "very positive" that it is the worst piece of self-indulgent tripe to ever hit the airwaves. As such, most of us are heartened by the "very real" possibility that it will hasten your fall towards oblivion and added ridicule.

    Not so nice when people take your words out of context, eh fool?

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  32. Anonymous7:33 AM

    When Sarah's VanityPAC runs out of money the whole family could pimp themselves out to the reality show tee vee circuit endlessly. Here's some ideas for them where they seem to have some real life experience already:

    Bristol could be on "H8R", "Kid Nation", "Extreme Makeover", "Whale Wars", "The Biggest Loser" and "Bridalplasty".

    Gino on "It's Me or the Dog", "Temptation Island", "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila", "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance", "Most Eligible Wasilla" and "Married By America".

    Tripp on "Trigger Happy TV", "Big Brother", "Kid Nation", "Who's Your Daddy?" and star of "The New Dennis The Menace Show".

    Willow on "H8R", "Flavor of Love","The Bad Girls Club", "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant", "Traffic Cops" and "Charm School with Ricki Lake".

    Track on "Redneck Island", "America's Toughest Jobs", "Who Do You Think You Are", "Who's Your Daddy?" and "A Basement Affair".

    Britta on "Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding" and "The Real Housewives of Wasilla"

    Piper on "I Know My Kids A Star" and "Kid Nation"

    Trig on "Who Do You Think You Are?" and "Who's Your Daddy?".

    The entire Palin Klan including Grandpa and Grandma Heath on "Scare Tactics", "Reality Hell", "Space Cadets", "You've Been Punked" and "Celebrity Circus".

    Todd on "The Cheaters", "Tool Academy", "Faking It", "COPS" and "Pimp My Ride".

    Sarah on "The Glass House", "COPS", "Judge Judy", "The People's Court", "Judge Joe Brown", "Judge Mathis", "Judge Alex", "Judge Jeanine Pirro", "An Eye For An Eye", "Swift Justice With Jackie Glass", "America's Court with Judge Ross", "Judge Mills Lane", "Judge Hatchet", "Judge Maria Lopez", "Moral Court", "Last Shot With Judge Gunn" and any and all of 'em.

    Sarah & Todd on "Lockup: Raw", Lockup: Inside Alaska" and finally "Lockup: Extended Stay.

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    1. Anonymous7:59 AM

      Holy crap, this is hilarious!

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    2. Anonymous8:11 AM

      "Sarah's VanityPAC"

      I like that.

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  33. Anonymous7:33 AM

    They are both such tacky people. Who dresses Todd? Tripp?

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      I that shirt is Garanimals.

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    2. Anonymous10:28 AM

      Royal blue polyester is the "in" look for style
      icons in Hollywood this year, doncha know?

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  34. Anonymous7:34 AM

    WORST TEEN MOM EVER!

    As a teen mom, that girl Bristol is nothing but a brat mom.

    One would think that someone in that family would pull the brat mom aside and tell her to clean up her act.

    How embarrassing for them. They actually think this show is a good idea?

    It is a horrible display of bad to worse parenting by what looks to be a jilted teenager, turned into a teen mom.

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  35. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Where are Sarah's teeth? Did Todd forget again to put her dentures in the travel bag?

    That interview that Sarah gave is a perfect example of a person who either, is in need of psychological intervention or is at a level of pathological lying that merits getting the asylum guys in white coats down stat at the compound. If Sarah can't understand that her 'comparison' between Teen Moms and Life's a Tripp are bunk, and that the two shows are worlds apart, then she's in need of her meds.

    First, having never watched Teen Moms, I know it's a show. Whatever narratives go on there, it's providing viewers a look into the maybe 5% of teen moms who live it up. That's a minority, Sarah, it she not aware this is not the norm?

    Even though it's a minority, it's a sad state of affairs for these girls. YET, the Palins, who beat their chests as the icons of virtue, and christianity, and police of other's 'sin', can't see the forest for the trees in their own lives.

    "Life's a Tripp" isn't a healthy look into the life of that daughter of a failed VP candidate. If she were any of our daughters, we'd have done everything we could to help guide her into a more fulfilling career path, without the 'celebrity', considering she has a small child to raise. If Alaska is such a great place to work and live, why do the Palins keep returning to CA in the heart of the entertainment industry?

    Sarah thinks Bristol's show is "positive"? A real grandma would be absolutely horrified at the way the grandchild had to endure the vocal whining and negative vibes that his aunt and mother give off by condemning his dad. That is going to be a major thorn in the flesh of poor Tripp all his life. The unresolved anger, confusion about what a real loving family entails, and the invasion of his privacy by cameras into his home, the invasion into his mind.

    Note that actor babies, into toddler-hood, into young child actors, always have a twin to counter the effects filming crew, and the negatives of studio life. But, they know the people they are with are NOT their mommy and daddy, because their mommy or their daddy are sitting in the studio, letting them know that what they are doing is make-believe.

    With "Life's A Tripp", Bristol, the main character, and biological mother of Tripp, exploits her failed relationship with Tripp's biological daddy and disparages Tripp's REAL daddy on film. Tripp knows who his daddy is and he knows his name is LEVI. They may have bonded the times they were together, and here his mother (on film) is telling the crew, the viewers (later), the players, those involved who come and go in her life, that Tripp's dad is a deadbeat, right in front of him.

    If Sarah thinks this is what is pure, what is kind, what is good, what is inspiring, edifying for the saints, she is wrong.

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      You know that your excellent comment will fall on deaf ears. Oh the clan comes here, but this is the kind of compassion and logic they skim over. Does not compute, or computes only as 'haters hatin'.

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  36. WakeUpAmerica7:36 AM

    Hilarious!! OK, Tundra Turd. I call total BULLLLLLSHITTTT on your spin. I did single parenting, and it ain't nothin' like Bitchtol's life in any way, shape, or form.

    BTW, turds STILL can't be polished, so you and your family of moose nuggets will NEVER shine no matter how hard you and Krazy Kristy Patullo try.

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  37. Anonymous7:38 AM

    Well, if she had any friends she'd probably be partyin' too. Apparently she no longer even has fake friends. Last week Bristol stated she has ZERO friends.

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    1. Anonymous8:08 AM

      Bristol's own son doesn't like Bristol or Willow. No wonder he is a bad kid, he has no respect for adults.

      Oh my, could Tripp's bad behavior be the result of how he is being raised by Bristol to hate and stick out his tongue at other adult strangers?

      Bristol is reaping what she sowed.

      Karma is a bitch!

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    2. Anonymous9:33 AM

      I watched Teen Moms a few times. The teens spoke alot about the void of socializing due to dropping out of school and pregnancy altering their lives.

      Bristol dismissed college as if it is an ongoing frat party also. Projection much? I have not heard about any Palin kids doing volunteer work, club memberships, offices nor leadership roles in school. Heck, attending school is not a family value either and public appearances more important.

      After sharing about drinking and sleeping with the opposite sex as young as 15, knocked up amd dropping out of HS who the hell are they to project that onto all other teens? Must be due to what they did.

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  38. Anonymous7:40 AM

    IM owns the Palins.
    Gryphen owns the Palins.
    Anonymous commenters own the Palins.
    The family is our puppet. We make them dance. PROVEN.

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      They read IM obsessively.

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    2. Anonymous9:48 AM

      I'm getting tired of pulling this string.
      Also too tired of holding it.

      If Sarah had done better in school, she'd remember garvity sucks. It's the parable about the moose turds never fall far from the moose that

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  39. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Haven't you figured Sarah out yet? She doesn't let facts or reality get in the way of her vision of herself and her family. Of course the woman who proclaimed that she was cleared by the Branchflower report is going to say her daughter's silly show is "real" and "clever." Doesn't matter that it's a flop that was pushed out of its prime slot and that it shows a nasty, ugly side of her daughter. For Sarah, the show must go on. And in some ways, this approach has worked for her. She repeats a lie enough times, people start forgetting about the truth.

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    1. Anonymous11:04 AM

      I still see idiots posting her 'accomplishments' as Governor and other things she quit before becoming Governor.

      She and her machine put it out there enough its her teflon credentials, even though it is bullshit.

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  40. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Sarah....so you think Brisdull's TV show is "positive?" Me too...VERY positive for Levi to use in his court case against your pathological liar of a daughter! I am sure Levi has recorded every episode. Perfect!

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  41. WakeUpAmerica7:45 AM

    You can tell by the picture that her comment was "tongue-in-cheek."

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  42. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Why does she have to wear wigs everywhere? I am puzzled. Does she not have any hair left? Is there a huge baldspot somewhere. Isnt she embarrassed that wearing a wig like that is comedic gold? It is sooo obvious. I am embarrassed for her.

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  43. Anonymous8:04 AM

    "I think it’s clever, it’s absolutely real and I’m proud of the girls." - Sarah Palin

    Gryphen, maybe Sarah Palin believes that borderline retard Bristol is a good mother.... compared to how Sarah raised her dysfunctional family!

    Sarah probably realizes she raised uninspired uneducated troubled kids who has problems socializing with others and has no interest in going to college or contributing to society. In fairness to Track we do have to give some credit to Track for distancing himself from his reality tv seeking family and staying away from that mess. Hopefully he will go to school after his commitment.

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  44. Anonymous8:18 AM

    OT Alert: Pssst! Hey Sarah! Word on the street that after Mitt's disasterous Anglo Saxon European jaunt to England that the Republicans are going to nominate somebody else at their convention next month. So start readin' all of em, get them there Nieman Marcus clothes out of the mothballs, pack the Bellmont girls or whatever those two new girls are called, start writin' your acceptance speech and cancel that strip mall gig. Sarah! They're going to nominate YOU!!! All you pee pond folks shake down the couch, get that broken-down RV in the shop and get your asses to the convention. Sweet Jeesus Sarah's time has finally come!!!

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    1. Anonymous8:29 AM

      @8:18 ROFLMAO!!

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    2. Anonymous8:51 AM

      This would be funny if there wasn't a chance of it happening.

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    3. Anonymous8:59 AM

      The prophesy is true.

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    4. That's funny, I got this text the other day...I'm sure this is their grand scheme, but it's more of a Looney Tunes ACME plan:
      These come from a real winner on twitter named: exodus_2011

      @Doyouhaveaflag LOL so sad too bad Pal - She is comin & U Lefty BHO Clingers won't know what's hit ya **__** #GameON! #RescueAmerica #Palin!

      @Doyouhaveaflag LOL so sad too bad Pal - She is comin & U Lefty BHO Clingers won't know what's hit ya **__** #GameON! #RescueAmerica #Palin!

      Now having RescueAmerica and Palin in the same sentence was comical enough but @exodus_2011 has got it bad for Palin, REAL BAD.

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    6. Apologies fro the repeat above this was the second bit...two odd for words, but I'm bettin' he has an arsenal in his closet.

      SE Smith @exodus_2011:
      @Doyouhaveaflag nope,Fear Not,O BHO Clinger,I didn't 4get it,& she hasn't either!Haven'tcha heard of SunTzu,Pal?U'll know soon enuff **__**

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    7. Anonymous9:49 AM

      I can't imagine that that would not finish her off. She won't have the top stylists and no one like Steve Schmidt to protect her from self. The drooling dumbies would be 'helping' her with speech writing, hair and all.

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    8. Anonymous9:51 AM

      lol

      Charge Up your Hoverounds and get ready for the Charge of the Depends Brigade!

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    9. Anonymous10:08 AM

      Tyroanee, exodus is so bad the pee pond banned her. Over the top even for them.

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    10. That's good to know thanks! But I don't think it's a 'she'... this one's got it real bad to the bone for her.

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  45. I hope the good news about Levi is that he finally has his support reduced to a reasonable amount, that he has a firm visitation schedule set up with Tripp, and that he and Sunny will be getting married on Lifetime for a big wad of cash that they can sock away for Tripp and Breeze's future education.

    That's the kind of reality tv I could get behind.

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  46. Anonymous8:31 AM

    'Haters gonna hate.'

    And she wonders why people laugh at her behind her back.

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      she is such an inarticulate harpy.

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    2. Anonymous11:07 AM

      It's fair that people laugh behind her back. She did it (and stuck her tongue out too) at her constituents backs.

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  47. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Bristol is getting paid 6 figures? The show's viewership is not even in the 6 figures. Who's running Lifetime, Crystal the monkey?

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  48. emrysa8:42 AM

    "Haters are going to hate," Sarah said during an NBC cocktail party last Tuesday. Of Bristol's show, Sarah states, "I think it’s clever, it’s absolutely real and I’m proud of the girls."

    seriously hilarious. that show is clever? really? does she know what the word clever means? apparently not. a sane person would never admit that show is absolutely real, how embarrassing! she's proud of them? "girls, I am SO PROUD of you for cementing to the public that I am a lousy mother and that you are lazy sloths and that this family is truely the trashiest mofos in the country!" I mean, really????

    now I am understanding how this whole phrase "haters gonna hate" is ultimately only a way to dismiss criticism. I never paid much attention to that stupid juvenile phrase, but now I get it. the subject is perfect and cannot be improved upon and does everything perfectly - therefore all criticism is invalid, and is simply "haters gonna hate." how fucking insane is that. that crazy grifter has taught that mindset to all her kids.

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    1. jcinco9:53 AM

      let's all keep in mind this is the same woman who thought it appropriate to dress her underage daughters and herself in t-shirts reading "Valley Trash" and then posed for photos.

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    2. Anonymous11:08 AM

      That and, "Disgruntled Employees" and "frivolous lawsuits" were used by the power of her office to dismiss criticism.

      But they didn't stop there, the encouraged a culture where you heaped threats (backlash) against the complainants.

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  49. She will do like McCain does; support them in public and trash them behind the scenes.

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  50. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Toddles looks like some fawning, gay personal assistant in that photo. Sarah looks like someone spliced grey alien DNA with Linda Lovelace's.

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  51. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Anonymous7:16 AM
    "Ok I admit it. My name is "Molly" and I'm a hater."


    Hi Molly, my name is Jerry and I'm a Palin hater too. Like you, my hate for the Palins does not distract from my observation that the next generation of Palins will be worse than the current generation. Usually a parent wants their child to be a better person and have a better life than they had, but Bristol seems to be on a suicide mission to blind Tripp with hate for his father, Auntie Mercede and Grandma Johnston and hate for the paparazzi even though Bristol depends on them for exposure.

    The state of Alaska needs to intervene with how Tripp is being raised by the Palins.

    Either the State of Alaska intervenes now or the State of Alaska will have to do it later after Tripp is molded and the damage has already been done to him mentally. It may be too late for Tripp since mean girl Bristol's hate for Levi has driven her to a mentally disturbed state. Bristol's victim mentality has already been formed and shown when she reminded Wild Child Willow what their mother said about how not to trust anybody.

    Bristol has no one to trust and she even felt that Willow let her down and abandoned her in Los Angeles when she wouldn't stay to babysit Tripp and Bristol didn't trust finding a non family babysitter to watch Tripp while she filmed her reality show which made her leave LA to go home to Wasilla where she had family to watch Tripp.

    Bristol even kicked her trial husband out of the car in the middle of no where when she felt he was going against her.

    Bristol has an inferior mental complex and she is raising Tripp to be the same way.

    Bristol is Sarah Palin.

    As governor of Alaska what did Sarah Palin do? She was paranoid of strangers and hired unqualified high school best friends to high level state government offices because she felt safer. Sarah Palin wanted loyalty and people she trusted instead of qualified people she did not know.

    John McCain would of found this out if he only had Sarah Palin thoroughly vetted instead of trying to find an incompetent paranoid vp candidate to get the women's vote. We all know that there were more competent women to select from than what McCain settled on.

    John McCain failed America.

    Mean girl paranoid Sarah Palin who trusts no one was one old man's heartbeat away from the nuclear button.

    We were blessed that President Obama won.

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    1. Anonymous9:03 AM

      Sarah Palin was so underhanded that she did not even want Alaska State Troopers with her because they would know what she was up to. Example would be the Wild Ride to Texas. She did not trust them to keep her secret. If she couldn't trust brother-in-law Trooper Wooten then you can damn sure bet she couldn't trust non family State Troopers.

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    2. Anonymous9:08 AM

      Bristol has an inferior "PARANOID" mental complex "LIKE SARAH PALIN" and she is raising Tripp to be the same way.

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  52. ibwilliamsi8:51 AM

    Note to Sarah: Bristol's show can be either "Very positive" or "very real". MHO is that it is neither, but you must choose one or the other.

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  53. Anonymous8:56 AM

    Has anybody seen my boy Gino?

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      At least he isn't Todd's boy Gino that we are lookin fer

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  54. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Whose tongue does that??? Also, too, I notice a cleft in her nose: what gives? I guess when you're living VIBRANTLY, that's what you look like. Barf!

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  55. Anonymous9:06 AM

    By the way Sarah Palin constantly sticks her tongue out I think she thinks she is Cher from Sonny and Cher.

    Would that make Todd "Sonny"?

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    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      She most watch reruns of Sonny and Cher to get her tongue act perfected. I'm sure she thinks she's being sexy. The problem I saw in her NBC pictures is that she never took off her sun glasses and if you look around at the guest you won't' find any else wearing sun glasses. I believe and I alway have that people who are talking face to face with someone should always take their sun glasses off.

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    2. Anonymous10:20 AM

      She was probably high and needed to keep her glasses on so no one would see her eyes.

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  56. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Wow, cheek and boob transplants? Fake tan? Botox?
    Her face looks like cement. Is she trying to look sexy, won't work. When you have to change your appearance to feel better, you are very insecure. People who do have plastic surgery usually do it so they look better for their professions, in front on camera. Sarah has no profession, no star, commentator, etc. Just Sarah.

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    1. Anonymous9:32 AM

      you mean pole-dancin' pin up for the scooter-ridin mouth breathers of the TeaBaggerParty isn't an occupation?

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  57. Anonymous9:08 AM

    I'm having a great laugh at comments made at TPM on the story where even Rove has had to admit that Romney blew it. Who knew TPM would provide me with great comic relief for Friday afternoon!

    The comments which paint it so clear & truthful:

    "Romney and the GOP are now like that couple that has to stay together because they can't sell the house"

    and a follow-up comment:

    "Continuing on that analogy, his tax returns are like his black diary of past girlfriends before he was married, and the offshore bank accounts are like illegitimate children he doesn't want anyone to find out about."

    "A glorified photo op? Why didn't they just send a cardboard cut out of Mitt. No one would have known the difference."

    Follow-up:
    "Au contraire. The cutout is smarter."

    "And they told us that Joe Biden was going to be a gaffe machine!"

    That's just the first 5 comments. So many good ones!!

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    1. Anonymous9:53 AM

      He is almost as horrible as Sarah Palin!

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  58. Anonymous9:10 AM

    "Her show today I think is very positive, it’s very realistic in terms of showing what single motherhood really is," Palin said. "It’s not like the Teen Mom — partyin’, woo-hoo! – fun, glamorizing single motherhood."'

    What does she think buying a stuffed bear is? Something the 'single motherhood really is' like Teen Mom's do? Being able to travel at the drop of a hat? Being a Sugar Mama for a useless replacement Daddy for Tripp?

    O/T Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos gives $2.5 million to campaign to defend same-sex marriage in Washington
    https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/108030088051814202151/108030088051814202151/posts/ZLXgSrsbugK

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  59. angela9:17 AM

    Is it just me, or do Sarah and Todd look like a porn star and her director?

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    1. Anonymous9:46 AM

      I'm so thankful I didn't have a mouthful of water or whatever in my mouth reading your comment!!

      It would have been all over my laptop - the desk, etc!!!

      Holy crapola -- that's hilarious!!!

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    2. Anonymous10:24 AM

      Wow! They do! Linda Lovelace and Johnny "Wad" Holmes! Todd IS a pimp after all and he doesn't even have to act. He's lived it. hahaha

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    3. Anonymous10:41 AM

      "Johnny "Wad" Holmes!"

      Don't you go comparing Todd "Wee Peen" Palin to John Holmes! I would have happily had sex with JH. TP? Not so much. Sarah Palin agrees with that assessment.

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  60. Anonymous9:18 AM

    "Haters are gonna hate."

    Middle aged women, who wish to be taken seriously, don't use blog jargon.

    Get off the internet. Put down People magazine and read a non-fiction book.

    You moron.

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    1. Anonymous11:13 AM

      She's always rolled out the jargon to impress Track and Bristol's friends. "Shout out," "Juicy," "Haters," "Whoo-hoo," she says it all, to show she's hip and down to earth, not like those stuffy office types who want to grow government. . .

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  61. Anonymous9:21 AM

    There are a few things I find interesting about the above photo: 1. Everyone in the background is looking somewhere other than at Todd and Sarah. 2. She is being interviewed by someone holding a Blackberry and someone holding an iPhone? Really? How professional. and 3. Looking at the reflection in her sunglasses it looks like there is no one in front of her. I think I can make out the photographer who appears to be wearing jeans and a blue shirt and may be kneeling or crouching (or it is some other object!). Other than the (possibly) photographer there appears to be no one.

    When I first saw the photo the thought that came to mind was "cougar on the hunt at a bar". LOL!

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    1. Anonymous10:27 AM

      How about Xavier Hollander and "The Happy Hooker"? Like I said, she's jumped the shark she is headed to the porn industry with the new boob job. She's got the blow job down - does it in public.

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  62. Anonymous9:24 AM

    I am not a hater. I knew nothing of Bristol Palin andI had never watched Dancing With the Stars.

    Then one day everyone was talking about how Brandy was voted off the show in favor of Bristol, and I do mean EVERYONE. It was even on the local morning news shows. There was so much controversy, I decided to look into what everyone was talking about, started watching youtube and quickly got up to speed. I was as aghast as everyone else. I also fell totally in love with Kyle and Lacey and watched the rest of the season.

    Bristol struck me as lazy, whiny, uncooperative, childish, bratty and frankly, not very smart. I saw Mark Ballas and everyone else knock themselves out trying to help her improve while she dug in her heels and refused to make any effort. Later I heard that Margaret Cho said that Bristol was forced into doing the show by her mother, so I thought maybe her behavior was some sort of rebellion against her mother. Maybe she was really afraid. Or shy. I found IM and started to fill in the blanks.

    I was happy when she got her reality show so everyone could see "the real Bristol". I don't watch reality shows either, but wanted to take the opportunity to see Bristol in everyday situations - maybe I had been wrong in my assessment of her. I've watched from the first episode.

    Bristol is lazy, whiny, uncooperative, childish, bratty and frankly, not very smart. She is also an abhorrent mother. I am not a "hater". I came into this with the hope Bristol might be more than I originally thought but really, she is much worse. I will leave it to the rest of the IM commenters to flesh out the rest of the details - everyone already knows them.

    I will watch the last two episodes and then I'm outta here. Love ya' Gryphen but I gotta go. My son expresses his disappointment that I have have gotten so wrapped up in this train wreck and I have to agree, but if I hadn't seen this for myself I would have never believed it. Why that family thinks it was a good idea to broadcast this dysfunction to the world is beyond me. I guess it's part of the sociopath/narcissist thing and for the money.

    I'll be tuning out now until the fake pregnancy story breaks. Eventually it will. Thanks, Gryph - it's been good.

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    1. Anonymous11:14 AM

      Go forward and prosper. I wish I could quit Palin.

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  63. Anonymous9:29 AM

    It's official... https://twitter.com/ABC_Publicity

    ABCPublicity ‏@ABC_Publicity
    #DWTS Cast cont - @thedrewlachey @EmmittSmith22 @ApoloOhno @GillesMarini and Bristol Palin

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    1. Anonymous10:17 AM

      Well, now we know why Bristol got so thin, AND ABC just signed their death certificate once and for all.

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    2. Anonymous10:25 AM

      I wanna see if her drastic weight loss has improved her coordination, I somehow doubt it. She'll just be skinny and uncoordinated instead of fat and pregnant and uncoordinated.

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  64. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Appearances of additional work on the stone-faced Palin:

    The upper lip -- no movement. Flat-lined as in 'dead'. Showing fresh botox injections as it's turned to stone -- straight - flat - paralized -- name it what you want but clearly with her expression and her 'Cher' sticking tongue in cheek thinking she's sexy (which Palin isn't) and her bottom lip movement - it emphasizes the top lip's non-movement.

    Cheeks -- either fat injections from liposuction procedure or cheek implants. The cheeks are protruding out from the glasses far more than usual.

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  65. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Yeah, Sarah's SO CLEVER at taking her own advice that she managed to completely trash the last shred of credibility she ever had and now she's workin' hard to bring Bristol down right along with her. Misery loves company. I guess it's no fun being the laughing stock of the world and America's biggest embarrassment alone. Worst stage mother and career plotter ever!

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  66. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Sorry if this has already been posted but Bristol has been named as one of the contestants on All Star Dancing With the Stars season. PUKE!

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/dancing-with-stars-all-stars-cast-bristol-palin-kirstie-alley-355377

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    1. Anonymous9:57 AM

      Disgusting. They ruin the show with her. When will she get a real job?

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    2. Anonymous10:03 AM

      Palins don't go away, like a recurring bad case of indigestion, they will plague us forever.

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    3. Anonymous10:26 AM

      The dermatologist office where she "works" must be very liberal in their leave of absence policy.

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    4. Anonymous10:31 AM

      more like a case of untreatable clap.

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    5. Anonymous11:50 AM

      No, more like herpes.

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  67. Anonymous9:51 AM

    It is positive and real. It shows a family who likes to have fun and supports one another, despite normal ups and downs of life. DUH. You don't know them, so you can't judge.

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    1. jcinco10:09 AM

      fuck off.

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    2. Anonymous10:12 AM

      I can and will judge the behaviour they present on television and in print.
      I most certainly will judge that.
      You betcha.

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    3. Anon-9:51am - u look at the show and made the judgement that "It shows a family who likes to have fun and supports one another, despite normal ups and downs of life."

      Other's look at the show and make the judgement that the show is a joke and so is the family.

      In your world one can only give their opinion if it's positive?

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    4. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Nice attempt at troll satire but I've seen better.. Oh wait. Is that you Sarah? You must be a Palin because no one is that stupid.

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  68. LilyAnn9:57 AM

    Oh god. Sure you already saw it, but guess they're fifteen minutes of infamy continues...

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/tv-column/post/dancing-with-the-stars-announces-all-star-cast-bristol-palin-kirstie-alley-pamela-anderson-and-more/2012/07/27/gJQAFiQ4DX_blog.html

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    1. Anonymous11:01 AM

      Winners and runner ups are returning why Bristol?

      FUCK ABC and DWTS

      Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin/reality star, Season 11 second runner-up

      Pamela Anderson, model/actress, Season 10 sixth place finisher

      Kirstie Alley, actress, Season 12 runner-up

      Emmitt Smith, former Dallas Cowboys running back, Season 3 winner

      Kelly Monaco, soap opera actress, Season 1 winner

      Gilles Marini, actor, Season 8 runner-up

      Drew Lachey, former boy band singer, Season 2 winner

      Helio Castroneves, racecar driver, Season 5 winner

      Melissa Rycroft, former “Bachelor” contestant, Season 8 second runner-up

      Joey Fatone, former boy band singer, Season 4 runner-up

      Shawn Johnson, Olympic gymnast, Season 8 winner

      Apolo Anton Ohno, Olympic speed skater, Season 4 winner

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  69. Anonymous10:01 AM

    Sarah: My huband is a very conservative corporate attorney. I showed him three episodes of Bristol's show. He was appalled -- at the lack of respect the girls show to each other, their rudeness to their boyfriends, the bullying and threatening of Tripp, the constant gum chewing, and especially Willow's admitting she has a hard heart (which shows in almost
    every scene).
    He's not a "hater." What he hates is poverty and injustice. He dislikes rudeness, casual cruelty, and lack of motivation by those who could help to better the world.
    So, don't call all your critics "haters." It's clearly how you survive, by dividing the world into black and white, but there are many shades in-between. and thinking, feeling, conservative observers can be greatly dismayed by the ignorance and callousnes displayed, over and over again, by your family.

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    1. Anonymous11:16 AM

      Thank you. But they don't respond to reasoned appeals to think critically and grow.

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  70. Shetland10:06 AM

    Did all that Red Bull rot her teeth out? Or is it meth mouth?

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  71. Anonymous10:08 AM

    Gryphen, Editor in Chief of TV Guide Tweets:

    Debra Birnbaum ‏@TVGMDebra

    Bristol Palin on why she decided to return to #DWTS: "God provides opportunities like this." #TCAs12

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    1. jcinco10:18 AM

      Really? God doesn't have enough to do with starving masses, natural disasters, etc. so he sits around pondering what opportunities to give the palins? Can a family be more deranged and arrogant?

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    2. Anonymous10:27 AM

      'Cause she's broke?

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    3. Anonymous10:49 AM

      LOL

      Did God tell Bristol to kick one of his children out on the side of the road in the middle of no where and to find his own way home?

      Bristol has a different God than we do.
      Bristol invokes God when it fits her needs other than that a wine cooler and canvas tent will do.

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    4. Anonymous10:51 AM

      jcinco: That's exactly right!

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  72. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Bristol's show is a complete flop, and Sarah's defense of it will do nothing to change that fact. The Palins are has-beens that are struggling to keep themselves in the limelight so their income doesn't dry up.

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  73. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Willow was really the star of the show in many ways.
    Her lack of knowledge of the world is startling, but she's already got down pat the we/them paranoia from her mother, hating all "libruls.

    She treated Andy horribly, making fun of this unsophisticated boy because he couldn't read the menu (instead of quietly helping him) and then walking out on him and embarrassing him in front of his friend needlessly. Later, she basically told him that "hair school" was far superior than working in an auto repair shop. I'd put my money on a good auto repairman any day.
    She's plump (to be kind), overly made-up, gum-chewing, uneducated...her trial at Trendsetters made her think that a five-day-a-week job on her feet being nice to people and making them feel good was going to be TOO HARD for her to accomplish.

    Andy was the lucky one in all of this. Willow, with her self-professed lack of a heart, will not find happiness in this life. She's got a superiority complex with absolutely nothing to feel superior about!

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  74. Anonymous10:27 AM

    FYI -- Brisket Slut has been named to DWTS AllStars.

    WTF?

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  75. Anonymous10:29 AM

    bristol was confirmed to the dwts all stars cast. yikes

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  76. Did you see Bristle really is going to be on DWS. I hope she is the 1st to go.She sucked the first time and I'm sure she'll suck even more the second time.BOOOOOO for DWS!!!

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  77. ManxMamma10:35 AM

    Just heard it announced that Bristol will be returning to DWTS! This sickens me!

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  78. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Just announced Bristol Palin to be on DWTS

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  79. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Palins -- The White Trash Kardashians

    Write-up of Brisket on the Good Morning America site which show announced the first 6 and Good Afternoon announced the final 6 today:

    "Bristol Palin, Season 11
    The “Life’s a Tripp” reality star and daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was one of the most talked about contestants of season 11. Palin and pro partner Mark Ballas made it to the finals amid controversy. Though she consistently scored at the bottom of the leader board based on judges’ scores, Palin was voted back week after week, causing some viewers and critics to accuse her mother’s Tea Party supporters of stuffing the ballot box for the younger Palin to stay on in the competition. Palin brushed off her critics and will continue her “Dancing” run this season."

    "http://gma.yahoo.com/dancing-with-the-stars-all-stars--season-15-cast-announced.html

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  80. Kinda OT but I just saw that Brisdull will be on the all-star Dancing with the Stars. Most of the comments at the People website were, "Why is she coming back?" I never watch the show (don't do "reality shows" in general) and sure won't watch it now. Wonder if the bots will keep her on as long as they did last time. Ick.

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  81. Anonymous10:44 AM

    There is still a possibility Kyle Massey could be named as the 13th on DWTS.

    It will be on GMA on Monday as it's between Carson Kressley, Sabrina Bryan and Kyle Massey being voted on.

    If it's Kyle -- Hey Gino -- you're fucked. Imagine Kyle and Gino in same room -- both 'HAD" the slut.

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  82. Anonymous10:50 AM

    $arah sure is getting chestier...going all 'Ricky Hollywood' So much for the politician/pundit. Ha! What a joke she and her dysfunctional family are.

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  83. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Idiot Sarah, saying what she did about Bristol's horrid TV show just goes to show you what a horrible mother she is and was to Bristol.

    The woman has no friggin' clue about anything!!! She just wants attention no matter how she is able to get it.

    Todd and she are aging and I do not believe for a second that they have a 'marriage'. Don't think they have for years.

    Remember, Todd is the one that would call her chief administrator when she was 'quitter' governor in Juneau, AK (Frank Bailey) to tell him what her mood was like that particular day!!! Amazing!!!

    Hope everyone has read Frank's book about her/him - it is enlightening. ("Blind Allegiance")

    They are a family that is ridiculed throughout the world (look at England's recent comments about her w/regard to Romney!).

    The Palin/Heath clans are frauds and it's been proven time and time again.

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  84. Anonymous10:53 AM

    DWTS All Stars wants Bristol back...

    Maybe this is why Bristol kicked Gino out on the side of the road?

    HOLLYWOOD IS CALLING BRISTOL BACK!

    "I'm coming Hollywood... wait for me..."

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  85. Anonymous10:57 AM

    BRistol will be on DWTS alstars..I will not watch

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  86. Anonymous11:04 AM

    One Hour until the Olympic Opening Ceremonies air LIVE.

    I'm thrilled not to have to depend on NBC where the anchors don't know when to shut up and just let the event play. Matt Lauer & Meridith hosting and this year Ryan Seascrest on the field interviewing the US athletes. Sorry -- but it's total arrogance by the network on every level in that they ignore showing athletes from other countries compete and talk like US ones walk on water. That opening is 'taped' is BS like so many of the events and see little of them anyways in that the anchors need to hear themselves talk constantly.

    Thank god for CTV Canadian coverage. In one hour - it starts almost 24/7 coverage for 2 weeks.

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  87. Anonymous11:06 AM

    Hopefully Levi's good news is that he gets to keep Tripp while Bristol goes off to Dancing With The Stars again. She'll probably spin this as taking this opportunity to give Levi some time with his son.....

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  88. Anonymous11:11 AM

    I have no respect for anyone in the "reality" show industry. If any one of the Kardashian children had a real job, the kind you go to five days a week for eight hours a day, the kind the give you, if you're lucky, two weeks of vacation and maybe a day or two for sick days, then I might have some respect for that family member. If Bristol Palin had gone to college or some kind of job preparation program and held a real job, five full days a week with two weeks vacation, and raising her son alone, then I might have some respect for her. But this nonsense of making huge amounts of money for what amounts to less than 45 minutes of "show time" a week for about ten weeks - "show time" with no content whatsoever - is absolutely ridiculous. Who on earth wants to watch any of these young people wander around their atrociously decorated homes whining and chewing gum at the same time?

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    1. Anonymous12:02 PM

      I think it's more like a half hour of show time with the two episodes combined. I've never watched reality TV, but my impression of recaps and previews was to set the stage for ongoing story lines. With this show, both the recaps and the previews seem so long, pointless, and irrelevant that I think the producers are just trying to fill air time because they have so little content they can actually use. I think MI said something to that effect way back when--that a year of filming had yielded very little by way of watchable footage. And given the quality of what's aired, "watchable" is being generous.

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  89. Anonymous11:16 AM

    That Meth is a motherf.... All the plastic surgery in the world can't hide the fact the Sarah Piglin is fucked up looking. She must have just had her latest tune-up, in advance of the RNC convention. You know, a whore gotta look good for her Johns. Just ask McCain.

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  90. Anonymous11:28 AM

    The Bristol production has featured the two sisters teaching a young child to hate. giggling and finding him cute when he succeeds at hate and anger. Hating them is commented on but not enough to get real and do something positive about it.

    This is a family who talks about others being haters?
    Talk about ass backwards... I don't like to see the median let them slime out of this.

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  91. Hater is such a childish word to use. Find a word more suited for a 50 year old ex half term ex gov.

    The last time I've had checked baggers are not letting you blab at their convention not liberals, skank.

    Also bustol is fake, fake, fake as much as her fake chinny chin chin.

    God don't like grifters, thieves, racist or liars. We don't want to live the insufferable bitch's delusional world or be part of it.

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    1. Anonymous12:41 PM

      What kind of a politician says "haters gonna hate? Lol! Yeah Sareeh keep waiting for the convention invite it's in the mail.

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  92. "Haters are going to hate". Well, okay, I admit it. I have HATED Sarah Palin from the moment she gave her RNC "hockey mom, pitbull, look at me I'm a rill woman 'cause I had kids galore and I can shoot guns" screech. HATED her more after the "Dr." Laura Schlessinger rant using the N-word and Sarah's "don't retreat, RELOAD" bid for attention. And then came January 8th, 2011, when Gabby Giffords was shot, 9 year-old Christina Green and 5 others were killed. There's nothing in the world that Sarah Louise Heath Palin could say or do that would make me forget all of that or hate her any less. I see that somebody has taught her to try to keep the druggie tongue in her mouth.

    Count me in the HATERS column.

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