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Reality star Bristol Palin will once again dance her season 11 partner Mark Ballas.
Look I don't care what Ballas may say publicly, there is NO WAY that he enjoyed his experience dragging the clumsy, and rapidly expanding Bristol Palin around the dance floor in 2010.
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NAW Gryphen....Mark was PAID to drag the tramp this time around! Probably in "postage" from BaldyPac!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile...Krusty the bedpan smelling stalker is back to stealing pictures of the gargoyle family and posting them on FB!
She told me to tell everyone that she'll be a little late with her stalker comments today but hang in there she WILL BE HERE! LOL!!
As a "hired-gun" hand-picked for this challenge, Mark Ballas will be paid a "hazardous duty" pay bonus due to the volatility of Bristol's potential weight gain.
DeleteIt will also raise his standing with the other dance pros for taking one for the team, because none of the other professional dancers volunteered to work with Beefy due to her shitty attitude and the possible interference of palinbot noise.
Mark is, after all, a professional entertainer, and it only makes him look better at his craft to help a very weak dancer over-achieve.
Having an attractive partner can be a distraction, but Mark does not have to worry about that with Bristol, but he does have a sizable challenge ahead in getting Bristol's lazy ass to practice and learn some steps.
Yes, acting is a big part of Mark's role, as well as coaching, and he will do all he can to motivate Bristol work harder to improve as well as to keep her thunder thighs together so she won't gain 40m lbs as she did a couple of seasons ago.
I think it's unfair to let some of the dancers have the same partners - it gives them an advantage in terms of 'chemistry', etc.
DeleteI can't wait to see the past pictures of Brisdull without her new Jay Leno chin! If I watch DWTS = I'm still so pissed that Miss Middle Finger is on the show.
My favorite last time. When Bristol had to use a folding chair to get up and lay across Mark's back. She was way too fucking heavy to jump or be lifted into position.
ReplyDeleteMark looked like he was toting a bale of cotton down to a steamboat.
I am sure a bale of cotton would be lighter than lard ass.
Gryphen, I had forgotten how big she was.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a progression of pix, from the first week to the last?
oooh yah! I would like to see that too.
DeleteGryphen, We know you have lots of pre-and post Chin pictures! C'mon, bring em out so we can all have a good laff and pass 'em on! HA!
DeleteBoy, who'd he piss off? Hopefully Bristol will get voted off quickly and he can relax and be a spectator this season.
ReplyDeleteAs much as it pains me to say...
DeleteMy prediction is that just like the last time, Brisket will be on until the semi-finals.
Gotta have them ratings you know.
I don't know about that. Sarah has lost a LOT of support from the Palinbots over the last year and her spotlight is fading fast. I don't think she'll be able to scratch up nearly the number of votes they did last time and Bristol is also competing against some very popular opponents. While I have a hard time seeing them as 'all-stars', they're all winners or runners-up from previous shows so the competition will be stiffer than she faced before.
DeleteAlso, didn't the show make some adjustments to the voting system so there is less opportunity to rig the voting like they tried last time?
Nope - they said they did, they didn't. Seems to me if they want this a bit more fair - how about pay to vote - with the money going to charity?
DeleteBristol .. Mark says the wine coolers are chilled and the tent is ready!
ReplyDeleteHopefully the condoms are nearby.
Delete3:26 PM Mark would probably want Todd.
DeleteNo, he doesn't swing that way. Please don't make assumptions if you don't know.
DeleteA wet hole 's a wet hole!
DeleteI think Mark Ballas VOLUNTEERED to be Bristol's partner. I think he's become a card-carrying Palinista, and is the only one who would willingly AGAIN sign a non-disclosure form demanded by the ol' grizzly sow (covering the 2010 season as well as this one).
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for Maks, but he's a bit too plain-spoken for the Palins, I'm sure.
I was close to praying for Maks and don't pray! I would pay to see her with Maks. There's no way he would put up with her crap.
DeleteToo bad.
I agree, Mark prob signed up to dance with her.
DeleteFree publicity.
Wasn't him and the baby hippo going to have a dance studio?
What happened there?
Oh yeah: "Mark, you know I'm not a sugah momma, so unless you pay half I'm not going in with yu".
Now she will be speedy skinny and still be a clumsy elephant and will only last until 2!
And then we have Kyle...Hopefully he will get the same girl again. But he will be glaring at Barstool! This is promising to be the LAST DWTS evah! The Palin curse!
And Maks hopefully will get Kristy again.
Hope Mark gets paid WELL to go through having her as a "partner" (more like an albatross) again.
DeleteMaks wouldn't have put up with Palin for two seconds!
DeleteAnd, I'm delighted he'll be back w/his old partner - they have so much fun together and are a great team - fun to watch too!
Maks was very vocally miffed when Bristol won out over Brandy, thanks to the Palinbot voting scam. At least that can't happen again. I think Maks would have worked Ms. Bristol so hard that she would have had to have quit!
DeleteWhat some people will do for a buck. This makes my skin crawl. Will he hang all over again and sit there like a dolt when she flips the big middle finger to critics? Well, it's the end of summer and I'm about done with my thesis. Instead of watching this garbage I think I'll busy myself working for Obama's reelection. Really, could the Palins do any more for that man.
ReplyDeleteThe Palin's attorney probably still has that "Confidentiality Agreement" that they made Mark Ballas sign in his own blood the first time around.
ReplyDeleteWhatever sad story Bristol told him convince him to sign, it should now be apparent by her treatment of Kyle Massey, she is a scheming back-stabber.
I'm sure Mark wants to keep his job. We probably won't hear the real story until some years pass, and DWTS is over and done.
I don't think people on the show will be as nice to her this time around.
DWTS is probably close to being over right now. I certainly will not watch it again. As if anyone really cares but the people who sponsor the show really should.
DeleteMark is in Dominican this week, I guess he's resting up before he has to start dragging the cow around, his twitter followers are really upset he got Brisdull, they wanted him with Shawn or Sabrina
ReplyDeleteMark is a good actor. It's as much a part of his job as dancing. He PRETENDS to like Bristol; I think he even fooled Brissy herself last time, whispering sweet nothings in her ear and kissing her in darkened doorways. But, alas, his girlfriend is for hire, and Mark is gay. Brissy needs to read more Hollywood blind items; it's not much of a secret around Tinseltown.
ReplyDeleteI lost all respect for him when he started spouting her "haters" line.
wow it sure must suck knowing that you've lost before the season has started.
ReplyDeletegreat job on that first pic and caption gryphen, it's perfect, lol. poor guy.
It's annoying that he's so professional about this, being all supportive and kind to her and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteWhen the Palin's keep talking about how good, kind, gracious and wonderful they are to others - they must think of that poor herniated tiny dancer and what a great sport he is.
He's professional? That's a joke.
DeleteBallas was walking around spewing 'the haters' just like the slut he was dragging across the floor.
Ballas is no professional. He's closer to wearing a 'white cone hat' than he is a 'professional anything'
He went on Bristol's "show." nuff said
DeleteMark is an opportunist and a sucker upper who is also smarmy.
Deletehere troll, let me start it for you since you are so late:
ReplyDeleteWho says Mark isn't happy with this pairing? He loves Bristol and they can't wait to give the middle finger to you haters once they prove how skinny and light on her feet hard working Bristol is providing for her son through God's opening doors and whatnot. You are gonna talk about her anyway so she might as well dance!
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DeleteI wonder if Mark got a big bonus for dancing (I use the term VERY lightly) with Bristles again? Imagine going from the gorgeous and talented, hard working Katherine Jenkins to the foul mouthed, lazy arse Bristles. I hope this time America gives this lazy slut the "big middle finger" after the first week. Otherwise we will see the rest of the grifting family front and center at the show. Maybe $carah will be all decked out in her Peggy Bundy wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteLook through the series photo's of Bristol's Yo-Yo Weight-Ma progression.
ReplyDeleteSeriously odd how she's thin in one pic and bloated the next. And does her chin look different? (That's snark, since a lot of you don't seem to get it.)
If you scroll down a little, you'll see where Bristol gets her ginormous head that Mark could fit his inside of. He could wear Sarah and Bristol's skulls like a helmet.
https://www.google.com/search?q=bristol+palin+paired+with+mark+ballas+again&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=zWN&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnsuo&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=CmkpUJyVMau26QHP1YHACA&ved=0CGMQsAQ&biw=1252&bih=548
What happened to DWTS baby Bristol ? Was he " whited-out" in Arizona? Still in hiding? Gave up for adoption? And where is your first born Tri-G?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous1:02 PM
Delete"wite out"
yes
no
no
don't know
and since you didn't ask, I'll volunteer: Tripp is 5, not 3. When he starts losing baby teeth in a year and a half, he will disappear from front facial or close-up shots.
Of course, in a year and a half we won't be able to tell whether Bristol & kid(s) are in hiding or busting their asses to be on TV because no one will give a shit about them by then. Sarah Lou will continue barking and howling at the moon act until after the 2014 mid-term elections, if Sarah she hasn't screwed the pooch even before then out of sheer frustration by having her handlers "down-sizing" her career, as we've witnessed its beginnings already.
So a max of 2 more years of Sarah showing her trashy wardrobe, Sunset Blvd Ho shoes, fake tan, fake airbrushed spray-on cleavage, fake titties, fake teeth, fake glasses, tummy tuck tighten-ups, face lifts, botox-injected paralyzed eyebrow and lips, and Dolly roadkill 19.95 fake hair wigs where she'll serve free food at the patriot bonfires and barn dance venues of 40-50 teabaggers in the flyover red states.
After that, the Kochs put these shit-kickers out to pasture where they can make all of the babies that they want to out of the spotlight. Be patient, cuz it won't be very long before these grifters will be invisible.
These are facts.
I suspect the Koch brothers will actually follow the lead of the Republican party and stop promoting her. She is the kiss of death to them and they know it. Romney and Ryan want as much distance from her as possible!!!
Delete2:06 PM That would mean Tri-pp's Birthdate is sometime in 2007. About the time that Bristol left school with 9 month MONO. Tri-pp certainly looks to be at least 5 years old by now. What other Family keeps their childrens'
DeleteBirth dates a secret? Maybe that is why they are prone to HOME-SCHOOL them. Public Schools require Birth Certificates, and the Palins can't change their LIES.
Last week a troll posted flicker pictures of Palins, one of which was Tripp in a shopping cart hugging a little girl who would be the right age for the DWTS baby. It wasn't Britta's baby.
DeleteTrack and Britta took the DWTS baby.
DeleteI think it was admirable the way Mark was so affectionate and supportive of Bristol the first time. She was horribly insecure, enough so to cripple her (even minimal) effort - so he worked his as off as lover (but with no sex) friend and brother to soothe that large unruly filly and get her to at least show up - lord knows she didn't perform. Also seems to there, that he was overcompensating for the public dislike, he couldn't help but feel sorry for her.
ReplyDeleteWhat's it going to be this time around, when he doesn't have to protect her so much? Is he going to be even more inappropriately affectionate to bring about fantasy speculation from Palin supporters that they are in love? Is Bristol, fresh off of being a D-List Reality Star, going to have even more of a veteran swagger? With her thin frame (this time around) is she going to be more 'bold' with her costumes? No Gorilla this time?
Inquiring minds don't care. I'm not watching the season.
Brisket insecure?
DeleteAre you that stunned & stupid to believe that?
I'll answer that for you -- Yes you are in that you typed it in your comment.
P.S.: F Off Troll
I hate to break it to you but Brisket is totally insecure, you don't have elected cosmetic surgery if you are a person who feels secure about your appearance. Bristol's new chin SCREAMS insecurity!!!
DeleteAnon @ 1:43
DeleteThe Palin's are horribly insecure, because they know their lot in life, underachievers and living life with as minimal effort as possible.
That all changed once Sarah discovered the perks of public office, she realized OPM was the key to their livelihood with as little input as possible. She's lucky populism passes for policy in the Valley. It made her look productive.
I had to laugh at a supporters encounter with Sarah, doing double duty on her Blackberries, working on the computer, taking phone calls. . .mistaking it for multi-tasking hard work - when it merely demonstrated her short attention span for details but pure enjoyment in prayer warrior emails and sycophant support. It made her look busy.
She instilled those values on her children. Todd's getting off on it also too.
It's a successful recipe for them for the cachet of people they represent, but it wouldn't work with just anyone. The Palin's can grift something fierce.
And the rest, is history.
O/T: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/13/nobel-winners-press-nbc-to-cancel-wesley-clarks-war-based-reality-show/
ReplyDeleteNobel Peace Prize winners ask NBC to cancel Stars Earn Stripes.
nice!
Delete“It is our belief that this program pays homage to no one anywhere and continues and expands on an inglorious tradition of glorifying war and armed violence.... The long history of collaboration between militaries and civilian media and entertainment—and not just in the United States—appears to be getting murkier and in many ways more threatening to efforts to resolve our common problems through nonviolent means,”
Loved the part where they mentioned 'involving MINOR celebreties'! Toad should not even be in the mix as he is NOT and will NOT be celebrated in any way. He is a short, little wimp and bully of a boy/man! Ask Alaskans!
DeleteTodd Pimpin' is referred to as "Sarah Palin's husband" in all the show publicity. What a jack off.
DeleteThe first time that I saw Bristol and Mark dance together, I thought that they were mismatched. He is too short and slender for that big girl. He was probably the only dancer who agreed to the Palin lawyers' terms, signing non-disclosure agreements. He, most of all, would have known Bristol's secrets-- if she had any-- the reason that she gained weight throughout the show, telephone calls, interaction with Tripp and other people. I have absolutely no proof except for four years of experience watching Sarah Palin in action. I think that Ballas was paid to keep quiet. No one else was willing to commit seriously to Palin's terms. During DWTS, Margaret Cho was interviewed, and she is not one to keep quiet when there is comedy material around, such as Bristol. Cho said that she couldn't talk about Bristol. There were rumors that for the first time, the DWTS dancers and stars were asked to sign non-disclosure forms regarding Bristol. I am voting for Ballas being paid to keep quiet, a deal that no one else was willing to accept. And, Bristol was a terrible dancer.
ReplyDeletecho never said she couldn't talk about bristol, in fact she DID talk about bristol. I'd like to see a source for this continual rumor about non-disclosure agreements - I suspect the rumor trail leads clearly to one fiction writer.
DeleteI was so hoping she would be partnered with Louis Van Amstel.....
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Mark is especially pissed because it's an All-Stars season, and he's had a number of good partners who could be returning in Bristol's place. On top of that, one of his former partner's, Gymnast Shawn Johnson, is returning, but the producers are pairing Mark with Bristol instead!
ReplyDeleteWhen he tweeted that he knew who his partner was, that's all that he said. No tweets of excitement or anything.
He's a professional and a sweet person, so he'll make the best of it, but I'm sure deep down he's disappointed.
I hope Bristol actually puts in some freaking effort this time. She owes him that much.
Nobel winners press NBC to cancel Wesley Clark’s war-based ‘reality’ show
ReplyDeleteNine Nobel Peace prize winners said Monday that NBC must “immediately” drop a planned “reality” show called “Stars Earn Stripes,” where former four-star general and one-time Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark sends celebrities on military-style training “missions” to entertain viewers.
Signers of an open letter to the network include Nobelists Desmond Tutu, Dr. Shirin Ebadi, Adolfo Perez Esquivel, Jose Ramos-Horta, Jody Williams, Mairead Maguire, Oscar Arias Sanchez, Rigoberta Menchu and Betty Williams.
“That might seem innocuous since spectacular, high budget sporting events of all types are regular venues for airing new products, televisions shows and movies,” the Nobelists’ letter explains. “But ‘Stars Earn Stripes’ is not just another reality show. Hosted by retired four-star general Wesley Clark, the program pairs minor celebrities with US military personnel and puts them through simulated military training, including some live fire drills and helicopter drops. The official NBC website for the show touts ‘the fast-paced competition’ as ‘pay[ing] homage to the men and women who serve in the U.S. Armed Forces and our first-responder services.’
“It is our belief that this program pays homage to no one anywhere and continues and expands on an inglorious tradition of glorifying war and armed violence. Military training is not to be compared, subtly or otherwise, with athletic competition by showing commercials throughout the Olympics. Preparing for war is neither amusing nor entertaining.”
The Nobel Women’s Initiative added that the group is supporting a protest in New York City on Monday night at 5 p.m. outside the NBC building in Rockefeller Plaza.
“The long history of collaboration between militaries and civilian media and entertainment—and not just in the United States—appears to be getting murkier and in many ways more threatening to efforts to resolve our common problems through nonviolent means,” they wrote. “Active-duty soldiers already perform in Hollywood movies, “embedded” media ride with soldier in combat situations, and now NBC is working with the military to attempt to turn deadly military training into a sanitized ‘reality’ TV show that reveals absolutely nothing of the reality of being a soldier in war or the consequences of war. What is next?”
Their full letter follows below the video.
This video was published to YouTube by NBC on July 24, 2012.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/13/nobel-winners-press-nbc-to-cancel-wesley-clarks-war-based-reality-show/#.UClURZhcfRY.reddit
WAR ISN’T ENTERTAINMENT — AND SHOULDN’T BE TREATED LIKE IT IS
ReplyDeleteAugust 13, 2012
An Open Letter to Mr. Robert Greenblatt, Chairman of NBC Entertainment, General Wesley Clark (ret.), Producer Mark Burnett and others involved in “Stars Earn Stripes”:
During the Olympics, touted as a time for comity and peace among nations, millions first learned that NBC would be premiering a new “reality” TV show. The commercials announcing “Stars Earn Stripes” were shown seemingly endlessly throughout the athletic competition, noting that its premier would be Monday, August 13, following the end of the Olympic games.
That might seem innocuous since spectacular, high budget sporting events of all types are regular venues for airing new products, televisions shows and movies. But “Stars Earn Stripes” is not just another reality show. Hosted by retired four-star general Wesley Clark, the program pairs minor celebrities with US military personnel and puts them through simulated military training, including some live fire drills and helicopter drops. The official NBC website for the show touts “the fast-paced competition” as “pay[ing] homage to the men and women who serve in the U.S. Armed Forces and our first-responder services.”
It is our belief that this program pays homage to no one anywhere and continues and expands on an inglorious tradition of glorifying war and armed violence. Military training is not to be compared, subtly or otherwise, with athletic competition by showing commercials throughout the Olympics. Preparing for war is neither amusing nor entertaining.
Real war is down in the dirt deadly. People—military and civilians—die in ways that are anything but entertaining. Communities and societies are ripped apart in armed conflict and the aftermath can be as deadly as the war itself as simmering animosities are unleashed in horrific spirals of violence. War, whether relatively short-lived or going on for decades as in too many parts of the world, leaves deep scars that can take generations to overcome – if ever.
Trying to somehow sanitize war by likening it to an athletic competition further calls into question the morality and ethics of linking the military anywhere with the entertainment industry in barely veiled efforts to make war and its multitudinous costs more palatable to the public.
The long history of collaboration between militaries and civilian media and entertainment—and not just in the United States—appears to be getting murkier and in many ways more threatening to efforts to resolve our common problems through nonviolent means. Active-duty soldiers already perform in Hollywood movies, “embedded” media ride with soldier in combat situations, and now NBC is working with the military to attempt to turn deadly military training into a sanitized “reality” TV show that reveals absolutely nothing of the reality of being a soldier in war or the consequences of war. What is next?
As people who have seen too many faces of armed conflict and violence and who have worked for decades to try to stop the seemingly unending march toward the increased militarization of societies and the desensitization of people to the realities and consequences of war, we add our voices and our support to those protesting “Stars Earn Stripes.” We too call upon NBC stop airing this program that pays homage to no one, and is a massive disservice to those who live and die in armed conflict and suffer its consequences long after the guns of war fall silent.
Sincerely,
Jody Williams, Nobel Peace Prize, 1997
Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Nobel Peace Prize, 1984
Mairead Maguire, Nobel Peace Prize, 1977
Dr. Shirin Ebadi, Nobel Peace Prize, 2003
President José Ramos-Horta, Nobel Peace Prize, 1996
Adolfo Pérez Esquivel, Nobel Peace Prize, 1980
President Oscar Arias Sanchez, Nobel Peace Prize, 1987
Rigoberta Menchú Tum, 1992
Betty Williams, Nobel Peace Prize, 1977
DWTS fail. The only way the show would have been interesting for me is if Bristol had a different partner.
ReplyDeleteMark has the biggest or second biggest fan base--bet Bristol signed on contingent on being paired with him again.
My personal opinion is Mark is the gayest guy on that show and he is so in love with himself Beefy just makes him look better, talent wise. Clearly he enjoys the adoration of the entire Palin clan for trying to protect little talentless Beefy, not to mention each week she was kept on, he makes the money. This time around my guess is he knows she will be the first to go (I doubt the judges will give her a pass this time around) and Sarah probably threw him some PAC money. They finally changed the rules so her 3rd place steal won't happen again. They included her for ratings, plain and simple.
ReplyDelete1:54 I don't think Mark Ballas is gay. He has a girlfriend.
DeleteDid DWTS change the rules as to voting since she was on the show last? What are the new rules and are they going to be bulletproof?
I don't know enough about him to comment on his sexuality, but in Hollywood, having a girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean you're not gay.
DeleteOn another note...I went over to the Raw Story link posted about the cancel the war based show, and there is a worthwhile video to see. Last May in Las Vegas Robme chirped out a plan to add a law making potential presidential candidates to have mandatory 3 year "in business" experience. I hope one of our MSNBC pundits pick this one up...kinda makes his pick unelectable now don't it. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnonymous12:48 PM God's opening doors and whatnot. You are gonna talk about her anyway so she might as well dance!
ReplyDelete??????????????????
God gave Bristol a vagina too. That doesn't mean she might as well screw every Levi, Ben, Kyle, Gino, Mark, Tom, Dick and Harry that looks at her!
With her fresh lipo and reconstructed face, will Mark even RECOGNIZE the Plastic Princess? Oh yeah, you can't hide boring and stupid.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Mark have back problems from the last time he dragged Bristol's fat ass around the dance floor before saying "Fuck it, before my back goes completely out I'm going to get me some of this Palin ass on this dance floor since you've been giving it away for free in Wasilla."
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be fun to know what Mark REALLY thinks about having Palin as his partner again?
DeleteI wonder if Palin was put out there for grabs to all the instructor dancers and he was the only one that came forward or could be talked into it. It was common knowledge that Palin wasn't regarded well on the show when she was pregnant.
Surely he doesn't think he'll win w/her as his partner. He was so, so good last season with that darling blond!
Palin doesn't even begin to compare to her as she has nowhere the ability, agility, good work ethic or natural talent.
But, I'm real excited about the others being brought back to the show and will look forward to the show.
Sincerely doubt Palin will last very long.
He has to have better taste than that...
DeleteMormon church earns $7 billion a year from tithing, analysis indicates
ReplyDeletehttp://openchannel.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/13/13262285-mormon-church-earns-7-billion-a-year-from-tithing-analysis-indicates?lite
"Several countries around the world require religious groups and charities to file financial reports, including Canada."
"Canada also requires the church to disclose the value of its assets and spending."
Too bad the US didn't require these filings instead of allowing the secrecy.
Too bad the USA doesn't require financial information from ALL the churches. We are such a backward nation in so many ways. No wonder corporations, people and churchs CHEAT as to income taxes, real estate taxes, etc.
DeleteToo many churches throughout the nation get away w/not having to pay real estate taxes and it is my feeling they should!! They get all the benefits - fire protection, police protection etc.
An excellent way to LAUNDER money.
DeleteThink of all the jokes that many make about Canada like they're idiots.
DeleteThe more info you read/hear, the more you know they aren't. Far from it.
Do any of us really care if stupid brainwashed people throw their money away? I personally find it amusing, however I find it troubling at the same time because there is much good that could be done with the tithing funds. Instead those funds are used to brainwash more people to donate more money. It seems to be a weakness inherent in the less highly evolved humans.
DeleteSeveral "pundints' have said a major reason Romney won't reveal his tax returns is because he did not tithe the correct amounts to the Mormon church = and he is more fearful of them finding that out than facing the wrath of the American public.
DeleteMittens took a $70,000 tax write off for Rafalca, Anne's horse that "helps with her MS treatment" (although she never rides the horse, which cost $700,000! I wonder how that settles with the Mormons .... if they know!
Dancing makes you fat....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/37361020@N07/5065109268/
I can't copy/paste on blogger with my iPad but if you go to the Flickr site by "palinproject" you will find a large graphic with Bristol's obvious pregnancy progression.
DeleteOnce again, I implore Gryphen to do a post about that interview Bristol did with Guiliana Rancic for E! news after DWTS. The video seems to be scrubbed (imagine!) but the still shots are still around.
Bristol is not only "pregnant"- she is easily days away from giving birth.
Also, too- I don't think it is on that Flickr site but I know it's around somewhere- the (last known photo of Trig in public/with Sarah nearly 2 YEARS ago) picture of Willow, Bristol, Sarah, and Trig at Reagan Ranch.
I have seen a lightened version of that photo and again- Bristol is sporting a belly SO LARGE it actually casts a shadow.
I bet Sarah and Bristol demanded that her partner be Mark.... She really didn't want to have to dance with the Gay. Poor Mark.
ReplyDeleteMedia Insider! Come out and play!
ReplyDeleteIs Levi really trying to gain custody of Tripp or was that a cynical ploy to get money? He doesn’t seem to ever seriously cross the Palins.
Maybe it’s been answered already but I wasn’t around.
3:02 PM Since when is Mark not Gay?
ReplyDeleteSlightly off topic - there's an editorial posted on the PeePond home page asking the bots to vote for Carson Kressley, who is openly gay, as the "Viewers' Choice" contestant. Their reasoning is a recent interview, in which they claim Carson said the following:
ReplyDelete“I mean, that is one of the reasons why I would love to be on the show is to try and get to know her [Bristol] and try to maybe convince her that there’s nothing wrong with being gay and that everybody deserves equal rights and sometimes the behavior from Mom and Dad [Sarah and Todd Palin] is really kind of hateful.“
And their solution to the 'perception' that the Palins are intolerant, hate-filled and homophobic...
Now, why should we do a favor for this guy after he made a statement like that? To prove him, and everyone else who has bought into this ridiculous narrative, wrong. What better way to open up Carson’s mind to reality, than to have him meet face-to-face with the Palins?
If he is actually as tolerant and open-minded as he claims to be, then he might end up actually liking the Palins, who are very tolerant and open minded. They have exactly the same non-hateful position on gay marriage as Obama and Biden did just a few short months ago. And in fact, as governor of Alaska, Governor Palin refused to veto partner benefits for same sex couples.
After meeting the Palins, Carson probably won’t be giving many interviews using words like “hateful” to describe them. He will most likely be using words like “gracious” and “kind,” as many former haters have also said on such occasions. So, vote for Carson! Let’s change some minds.
Funny thing is, one of the other contenders for "Viewers' Choice" is Kyle Massey, who is suing Bristol. Can you say AWKWARD? Knowing that the PeeBots have not suddenly become LGBT advocates, their ulterior motive in requesting votes for Carson Kressley is to spare poor, whiney Bristol from having to interact with Kyle.
The article I read about the lawsuit, they did not include Brisket in it. They were suing everyone else but Brisket.
DeleteThe defendants named in the lawsuit included "10 Does". This is intended to include the people behind the corporate entities without having to name them. Bristol could be one of those.
DeleteWhy can't the voting rules let us vote for who we want OFF the show, not who we want to stay?
ReplyDeleteHaha the funny part is since 2010, Sarah randomly texts Mark. Its good that Bristol became good friends with Mark and his family. Lovely people all around.
ReplyDeleteSarah is known to "randomly text" all sorts of people, depending on the day, her mood and her meds. Also too, that might be why she wasn't invited to speak at the RNC, all that "random texting"....just sayin'.
Delete"Haha the funny part is since 2010, Sarah randomly texts Mark. "
Deletesure she does.
Why of course she does,loves those young guys.Remember when she asked Levi?Wanna come in my bedroom and see my guns?" while Toad was over at Shailey Tripp's house?
DeleteKristy, first you steal MORE private family photos to post on face book and now you're spilling Sarah's shameful drunk-texts to Mark.
DeleteYou must WANT another cease and desist letter- did your old one fall apart from you tenderly caressing it because it was something touched by someone who Knows Sarah?
Girl, you are worse than the wingnuts on Bristol's blog today- bragging they'll kick everyone out of their office on voting night so they can have use of all the phone lines, or how they've proudly registered ***20 EMAIL ADDRESSES*** to once AGAIN try to cheat their way to a undeserved outcome for Bristol.
Speaking of the child abusing harpy junior- DID her show get canceled? One of her drooling sycophants burped out a nugget about how it's so shameful lifetime "ripped her show" off the air. I thought it just finished airing all the episodes, but of course being possibly canceled is even better.
I heard she tweeted Mark, asking him to help her with the gun under her bed. Is that true, Kristy?
Delete5:05 PM... Kristy go fuck yourself.
ReplyDeleteThey just figure that Ballas will take up the slack just as he did whenever he last danced with her. His other partners are just fine on their own and can dance with someone else. Bristol must be babysat and that is Mark's job.
ReplyDeleteYou can bet your life Mark was the only one willing to dance with her and she may even have said she wouldn't do the show unless she was paired with him.
ReplyDeleteMaks wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole (even though that pairing would have drawn the highest ratings, for the tension alone).
I wonder if any of the other "all stars" are paired with their original partner. Since I don't watch the show other than highlights here and there.
Yeah, a few of the other pros have old pairings, but all of theirs are good ones.
DeletePoor Mark.
On his Facebook page, everyone's like "My condolences."
It sucks for him, because a lot of his fans are saying that they always vote for him, but can't bring themselves to vote for Bristol (and thus, him) this season.
Does this mean that Tripp will once again be dragged to LA to languish in some rental suite while Mama cavorts on the floor? Some good mother Bristol is. That little boy needs stability. He should be in a pre-school program and attend it regularly. In a year or so he'll be the right age for kindergarten. Is Bristol panning to home school him?
ReplyDeleteTri-pp is almost 1st grade age. Why do you think that there are no current photos of him. The birth dates are catching up.
ReplyDelete"I've lived life on the edge in most of my activities" -Todd Palin
ReplyDeleteIs Todd finally publicly admitting that he lived life on the edge as a pimp?
That Todd not only was a pimp, but also had sex with prostitutes?
That Todd carried his used condoms in his pocket wrapped in facecloths?
Did Todd finally grow a pair and developed a man's voice after all these years and is not afraid to tell Sarah he did the deed with Miss Shailey?
Hey Todd was Shailey Tripp good? Miss Shailey must of been better than Sarah since you and Sarah live in two different houses on the same property.
Shailey had to be good since you sung the song "You Light Up My Life" to her you two toned 4 inch weinnie.
Sarah don't be upset that the world knows about Todd's sex affair, at least Miss Tripp is a fine looking woman. But you might get upset if the world finds out that Sweet Todd may be bisexual like his voice and mannerism seems to indicate.
LOL
Do you think Mark will complain if Bristol shows up again this time smelling like unwashed ass like she did last time?
ReplyDeleteJust because Sarah lacked feminine grooming habits and walked around exposing her fungus toes and wore that black pants suit with the DNA stains all over the front of it doesn't mean that Bristol has bad grooming habits too. With all that weight Bristol was carrying on DWTS and eating all those cheese cakes, you do expect a little accident now and then from her. Bristol herself announced that her goal this time on DWTS is not to gain weight like last time. So hopefully Bristol will smell better and will not need to be hosed off between dances.
DeleteGood luck in show biz is to say "Break a leg."
ReplyDeleteI wonder what injury she will fake if the voting doesn't go her way.
Good Luck for the Palins is "SPREAD THE LEGS".
DeleteThe number one factor in why they are on T.V. is Having BABIES.
Looking at the bottom picture of Bristol in the purple moo moo I notice a couple of things.
ReplyDelete1. Bristol doesn't seem to have much of a neck. Her face and cheeks just seems to go down to her shoulders.
2. We heard how Levi's uncle had to tell Bristol to knock off all her load moaning sex sounds when Levi was doing Bristol in Levi's mama's house while the family was trying to watch tv in the other room. Well look at Bristol's curled up fingers on Mark's shoulder. I imagine when Bristol is in the heat of passion about to explode in ecstasy along with her moose mating call sounds, she must of scratched up Levi's, Ben's, Kyle's and Gino's back awfully bad drawing blood from those guys with the way Bristol's fingers are digging into Mark's shoulder. Is that a Heath Palin family trait started by Grandma Sally Heath passed onto Sarah and to her sister then onto Bristol? Maybe that's why they were all pregnant before marriage, they can't seem to handle their sex.
Mark is a professional and a nice guy both. I wish him and Bristol all the success they deserve on DWTS.
ReplyDeleteThat Sarah Palin Curse doesn't care how nice or crooked you are. Once you are cloaked with the curse your life turns to shit.
DeleteJust ask:
Wasilla
Alaska
Tucson Az
GOP
TEA Party
John McCain
Newt Gingrich
Herman Cain
Curt Menard Jr (Track's daddy)
Sarah Palin
Todd Palin
Bristol Palin
Willow Palin
Piper Palin
Track Palin
Tripp Johnston
Levi Johnston
Gino
Christine O'Donnell
Joe Miller
Sarah's Little North Korean Buddy
Sarah Steelman
Jeremy Linn
Jeremy Morlock
and on and on and on