Saturday, August 11, 2012

Let's take a break from politics and talk about something simply ridiculous. Todd Palin's reality show debut.

Here is the Toad discussing his upcoming, and totally "manly," reality show experience with the host of, and once again I kid you not, "SarahNET radio."

(Seriously are there any OTHER radio programs named after a failed VP candidate? Is there a "LiebermanNET" radio station? Or a "KempNET" radio station?)

As you can hear Todd was clearly stung by criticism of how he pronounced helicopter (heeelicopter), so you can hear him struggling to pronounce in correctly.  However his poor diction and struggle to express himself verbally demonstrate rather clearly why Sarah does all of the talking in the family.

(Apparently in the Heath/Palin clan she is identified as the "smart one.")

At one point in this attempt to pump up the Toad's "machismo" the host and he agree that the toughest job of all is, as Todd puts it, "being a mom,"  a role that he says he took on when he had his weeks off from working his slope job. (That is of course supported by Joe's book "The Rogue" in which he said that Todd was forced to do all of the housework and parenting while home because Sarah was virtually incapable.)

Perhaps realizing that he has now accidentally revealed Todd's true role as Sarah's little bitch, the host decides to "massage his manhood" a little by asking him how he has kept from punching anybody in the nose in response to the "attacks" on his family. The Toad claims that he is "not going to devote any of my precious time getting in the mud with these guys." Which essentially means that he does not want to get his ass kicked and then have it reported all over the media.

I have to say that I support his decision to stay out of the mud with "guys." I have never heard of male on male mud wrestling to solve a dispute, but I agree that Todd would probably not be very good at it. Despite the fact that we now know he can WALK on mud like a God.

After hearing this interview, which may be the longest I have ever heard Todd Palin speak, I agree he should not do any more of it. After all it is one thing to have people saying that you talk like Tiny Tim on painkillers and quite another to prove it.

(H/T to Brancy's blog.)

153 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:32 PM

    With a voice like that who can take him seriously?

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    1. jcinco3:32 PM

      I think Gryph should have said tiny tim on helium, hahaha.

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    2. Anonymous3:35 PM

      Paul (Ayn Rand) Ryan's voice also is high pitched... hmmm...

      fromthediagonal

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  2. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Sarah now owns a radio show or station?

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    1. Anonymous3:14 PM

      People use her name all over the place. No, she doesn't have her own radio station. Like the 100s of books about her, there are numerous radio shows and websites that reports her public life.

      It's not like that's weird. We're a country of coveting and celeb stalking.

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    2. Anonymous5:08 PM

      "It's not like that's weird. We're a country of coveting and celeb stalking."

      Why yes,yes you are.

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    3. Anonymous5:54 PM

      Kristy, YOU are the stalker. Most of us don't consider the Palibs "celebs." What a joke!!!

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    4. AKRNHSNC1:27 AM

      100's of books about Sarah? No! Numerous radio shows and TV shows report on her life? No! She's history, irrelevant, and nothing says it more than her poll numbers. She's not responsible for getting anyone to the polls because she won't take responsibility if they lose. Palin is not a worldwide figure by any means. She's our national joke!

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  3. Anonymous1:44 PM

    She doesn't have her own network, but Stephanie Miller, daughter of Goldwater VP running mate William Miller, has been a stand-up comedian and Talker magazine rated her as the 11th most popular radio show on the air.
    She's funny, she's smart, she's liberal -- she's radio's Rachel Maddow.

    Otherwise: radio shows by Dan Quayle or Bob Dole or the late lamented Spiro Agnew -- nowhere to be found.

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    1. Anonymous4:53 PM

      Didn't know that about Maddow. Incredible.

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  4. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn1:46 PM

    Cheeez, is that top photo Brylcreem Todd's attempt at a snarl? Drop the toy gun, slap a cheap suit and some gold chains on him, and he'd be a lounge act. Tip the waitress, try the veal!

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    1. Anonymous4:26 PM

      I recall an old Spike Jones number that had a shout out in the chorus, "Hold up your muzzle! The candy's falling out!" in reference to those glass pistols full of candy beads the dime stores use to sell in the '40's.

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  5. Anonymous2:04 PM

    I thought Todd did fine. Well, in fact. He came off as mellow and unpretensious and it's clear he loves the kids and respects (ahem, lol) Sarah. The one weird thing... Iron Dog **marriage**????? With another man? !!!

    I know Todd meant it figuratively, like the mud metaphor, but geez... What about the sanctity of the concept of "marriage" and the importance of the very word -- which I THOUGHT the Palins stand up for? Couldn't it have been an Iron Dog partnership? Is "partnership" too gay now? Maybe then an Iron Dog team? That's pretty manly.

    I disliked the interviewer. Smug little worm
    -Sarah from DC

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    1. Anonymous2:58 PM

      He's a pimp.

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    2. Anonymous3:05 PM

      Tripp learned f----t and words from hanging with Todd and friends. If he was doing so well respecting and loving I think they would be doing better. Why did Curtis have a problem and that scene with Sarah? Both parents were slackers.

      When I saw Todd with Bristol as she held a baby Tripp during the Matt Lauer interview that changed my opinion of him. He has not proved himself as a good father since. He may be better than Sarah but he is weak. They teach their kids by getting them out of responsibilities. Parents that cover crimes are not alright in my book. Glad not everyone is fooled by the Todd is a good parent lies.

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    3. Anonymous3:26 PM

      He's a pimp and a wimp!!! Simple as that!

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    4. Anonymous5:18 PM

      Please discuss Todd Palin getting his daughter Bristol to name her son after his prostitute.

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    5. Dis Gusted3:31 AM

      held a 6 month old baby yesterday and he was 1/2 the size of the giant baby Bristol held in the GVS interview.

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  6. Anonymous2:17 PM

    How tall is Todd Palin? I have heard many different heights. I do believe Shailey Tripp's measurements and description.

    I will try to listen to the radio interview later. I am not over the promo from the other day.

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    1. Anonymous3:11 PM

      He is an average guy in every way. He's never professed to be anything great which is obvious. It's entertaining how strangers enjoy assuming every little detail based on nothing.

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    2. Anonymous3:19 PM

      Is that why they gave him the baby assault rifle, so he'd look bigger?

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    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Yes, just your average pimp. Sorry, dear, but men who pimp women are not 'average.' They have real power issues and are probably a bit insecure about their manliness. Of course, with Sarah throwing around her "no cajones, limp, flaccid" insults all the time, who can be surprised. She probably arranged this little manly show to prop up his man creds. Just in case she decides to run for dog catcher.

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    4. Anonymous3:25 PM

      He is a little guy - not manly at all. I know Alaskans that actually know him.

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    5. Anonymous3:40 PM

      ¨He is an average guy in every way.¨

      You exaggerate. Go into any first grade class in the country and every child will be able to pronounce helicopter correctly.

      Todd is oblivious to the fact that he keeps showing the public that he is a dumbass. The shitbird is reading the answers to the radio host´s questions and still can´t get it right.

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    6. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Tripp is a stranger?

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    7. But the Palins believe in American exceptionalism and also think they're exceptional. If he really believed himself to be "average," he would stay off of reality TV. Only someone who craves attention goes on reality TV (except on Project Runway where real talent is necessary.)

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    8. Anonymous3:57 PM

      Ya, right! An average guy that boards a transcontinental flight with his high-risk (over 40, 7th pregnancy, history of miscarriage) pregnant wife whose carrying a premature Down Syndrome fetus without getting a medical check after an amniotic fluid leak.

      So average, it's almost brain dead.

      (details all provided by Sarah Palin)

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    9. Anonymous4:03 PM

      3:11PM

      Well I'm sure there are lots of happy faces here knowing that you are entertained. By the way, who are you calling "strangers"? What should we refer to you as, a Palin family close confidant? How about if we refer to you as a bigger joke than Todd Palin?

      You are both a couple of tired, never-has-been losers, Krusty. Not an assumption. That's a fact.

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    10. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Shailey Tripp says Todd is below average size.

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    11. Anonymous6:54 PM

      Todd's around 5'7" maybe? He's a little thing.

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    12. Anonymous12:02 AM

      I Googled 'Todd Palin height' and got 5'8",which isn't big for a male,but I think even that's exaggerating.

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    13. Dis Gusted3:32 AM

      he's an inch taller than Sarah - she's 5'3", he's 5'4".

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  7. Anonymous2:17 PM

    man boobs sagging over the assault weapon


    yeech

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    1. Anonymous3:44 PM

      Sarah's ripping off his Low-T drugs off him! Notice how she is looking like "Its a man baby"! That why she had to get some fake tities.

      Oh just got a begging letter from Sarahpac! I guess she has to pay for them tities now!!!

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    2. Anonymous4:18 PM

      Man boobs, brylcreemed hair and high rise pants. What a heartthrob, heh.

      Hey todd, sarah's stuck in the 80's, whatcha doing hidin out in the 40's?

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    3. Anonymous5:57 PM

      3:11: but you are a stranger!! They don't want you writing about them. Trust me I know them. You don't. You annoy them. They think you are a weird stalker.

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  8. Anonymous2:20 PM

    What else does that Family have? No Education, No Common Sense, No Part in the RNC Convention, No Records of Birth for all of the Grand children,
    No Parenting experience, and No Jobs. They are the BEST KNOWN DYSFUNCTIONAL Family in Alaska and beyond. With RMONEY'S selection of Paul Ryan, what can Sarah Palin talk about now? Sarahpac will dry up quickly. Her Devoted Fans are no more. Sarah Palin's Political Career is over, and her supporters are disappearing. Ask Sarah 'STILLMAN', BWAHAHAHA. Todd and Sarah, 'THE TAX MAN COMETH'.

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    1. Julie Bates3:10 PM

      You just keep on talking there Anonymous. Let me know when you start to feel happy inside. Obviously, there's nothing in your life to fulfill you so you make it your priority to judge and ridicule people you don't know.

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    2. Anonymous3:18 PM

      And what dod you just do, Julie? Judged and tried to ridicule someone you don't know on a blog that should bore you to tears.
      Sally

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    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      And, the Palins are a huge, huge embarrassment to Alaskans! Gadfree, I'll bet the majority of them wish they'd go play in their snow-covered mountans and never show their faces again!

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    4. Hi, Kristy. I see you enjoyed watching the special about the fundie child army last night. Enjoyed it enough to steal their last name!

      My, my. Our little IM troll thinks she is such a clever clogs. Kristy, you need a new act, girl.

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    5. jcinco3:35 PM

      fuck off sarah.

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    6. Anonymous3:59 PM

      Julie Bates

      Come out from under your rock.

      Nothing new about celebrities and the public that knows them. Get over it. Folks talk.

      Celebrities with nothing to hide answer their public.

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    7. Anonymous4:15 PM

      @Julie Bates PU LEASE! Give it a rest sweetie! Since you are here attacking "Anonymous" people because you don't like their blog comment, there's nothing in your life to fulfill you either, you judgmental hypocrite. Go make yourself useful and lick the dingle berries out of Sarah Palin's bunghole! The Palin family deserves ridicule for being such blatant fame whores!

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    8. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Nyah's got your number, Kristy.

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    9. Anonymous6:05 PM

      Kristy is a very sick woman. Always judging people she doesn't know. Her family says she has always been " off." I see that clearly now. Didn't before.

      Sarah is afraid of Kristy and with good reason.

      Get help Kristy. It's never too late to stop your sickness. Treatment is available. You know this fom before ( last time), don't you??

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    10. Anonymous6:57 PM

      3:24pm,

      You got it baby! Alaskans are just relieved that this family doesn't spend hardly any time here now. They are Hollywood's problem now!

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  9. Anonymous2:24 PM

    All I see is a pimp, a disgusting sorry excuse for a human being. Wesley Clark must be so proud to have such a fine upstanding citizen on his show. Shameful.

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  10. Oh, seriously.

    Why IS it-

    If you asked Sarah to say "real deal" you get "RILL DILL". . .
    And if you asked Sergeant Mom Jeans to say "military helicopter" you'd get "MILITEERY HEELACOPTER"?


    Are those two on so many drugs they experience vowel osmosis in their sleep?

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    1. Don’t want to be jumped on here, but the Midwest is full of mispronunciations, and Alaska seems to copy the Midwest.

      My ex-husband’s family insisted on calling albums, “alblums.”

      My family said “heithhh” and “weighhh” instead of height and weight. A grain swather was a “swatter.” I had to be mocked about “nucular” before I corrected myself (everyone said it).

      It’s partly poor education (but most people know better), massive stubbornness (especially that), and a sense of thinking you’re cute (Sarah’s Superman outfit). If you haven’t lived around these people, it’s hard to comprehend.

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    2. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Sergeant Mom Jeans - that's good!
      We can always count on the IM blog for beverage spewing laughs!

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    3. Anonymous6:59 PM

      Darlene, we don't talk like them up here. Their Palin speech patterns are all their own. It's not an Alaskan colloquialism it's a Palin speech disorder. They're not even from the Upper Midwest! Why try to sound like it?

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    4. Darlene, I grew up in the Midwest and have lived in Michigan's rural UP, adjoining Wisconsin, for many years. I have never heard the mispronunciations you mentioned.

      Also, I have lived in my life across the breadth and depth of the entire US, from the Midwest (Ohio and Michigan) down to Florida, and from Hawaii, to California, to New York.

      A statement that "Midwest is full of mispronunciations" seems to imply that the Midwest use of the language is somehow more riddled with mispronunciations than other parts of the US and that is just not true!

      And the Palins are not from the Midwest anyway. I think Palin thinks Fargo was a documentary that had a lot of snow-filled scenes, and she decided that she would adopt a similar quaint folksy sounding accent to show she was from a snowy part of the country. Goodness knows the movie was exaggerated, and she didn't even get it right, but it seems like something that she would do because she is a dunce.

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    5. jcinco6:58 AM

      pronouncing "album" "alblum" isn't an accent it's stupid.same goes for heelicopter, rill, dill, squimrmish, etc.

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  11. Anonymous2:32 PM

    "All of our kids were born when I worked on the slope." Really Todd? You were working there when Trig was born? I didn't know that. I thought you were the first Dude and hung out in her office doing her Governor business.

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    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      That IS a telling comment, isn't it? And I wonder where he was when Sarah had her tubes tied after Piper?

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    2. Anonymous3:22 PM

      Caught in a lie there, Toad!!! You were NOT on the Slope when the 'son' who isn't Sarah's was born. Oh, but he isn't your son either, is he?? Palins are nothing but friggin' frauds!!!

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    3. He actually said, "all our kids were born when I had my North Slope job". And he quit the North Slope job in October 2009.

      Not quite same meaning as what you typed.

      I think Todd Palin is a bullying POS, but I do like accuracy in something as simple as commenting on what he said.

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    4. lostinmn3:50 PM

      That's just another small mistake each and every one of them has made about Tri-g. Pretty obvious Tri-g and the wild ride are total bullshit.

      Bigger question toad - were you working on the slope when your kids were conceived?

      Now that would be a real feat of manhood

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    5. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Granted Todd was on the Slope when his "first son" was conceived.

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  12. Does anyone here know how to make copy/paste work on blogger while using an iPad2 or iPhone 4? I am so frustrated by this and have been for awhile.

    I left a comment at Brancy's which I'm SURE will not make it past moderation despite it being extremely polite, and I really wanted to post it here.

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    1. Anonymous3:30 PM

      Typically, there's a select button somewhere on it no? And Bristol doesn't not post comments. She probably declines truly hateful and ignorant ones because the world needs no more hate.

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    2. Kristy, don't you have a jar to pee in or something?

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    3. Anonymous4:21 PM

      3:30 PM You should have remained in High School instead of being a DROPOUT. Your LACK OF EDUCATION is showing.

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    4. Nyah, I haven't been able to paste on this blog using my iPad for "awhile." Even with different browsers (Safari, Atomic Web, Chrome). So frustrating!

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    5. Anonymous4:49 PM

      Nyah ~ I looked it up for you:

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=copy+paste+ipad+2

      I love lmgtfy.com and i hope you do, too :) LOL

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    6. Liz I., I am really started to fume over this glitch! And it's not just here- it's ANY blogger site.

      Earlier I saw an article on one of those celeb gossip sites and it referred to Tripp as Bristol and Levi's "four year old" son. I really wanted to copy/paste the link here. I even went to the app store and bought a freestanding browser thinking it was a safari issue- but obviously it isn't.

      Do you also have this issue- you tap on a word you've written to correct a typo and it won't let you type anything OR move the cursor until you hit "done", remove the keyboard completely, and then bring it BACK?

      This has been going on for me, the entire time I've been using an iPhone 4 ( I don't seem to recall this issue on original iPhone, iPhone 3, or 3GS, all of which I used for about a year each) and it has been this way through both of my iPads as well. I would think enough people with iDevices visit enough blogger sites that someone would fix this maddening glitch!

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    7. Nyah, I've had the same prob here on my iPhone 4 for a while now. I don't recall if it started when I first started using this phone or if it started after a software upgrade, but I never had this prob using earlier versions including 3GS or the iPhone 3, both of which used Safari, IIRC.

      You're using the only workaround that I've figured out, but thanks for posting question here. Maybe there's a better way I just don't know about. I figured it was Safari version for iPhone4 that was buggy since I don't have the same issue using Chrome on my laptop or IE on my work computers.

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    8. Yep, Nyah, it's maddening, including the inability to edit without stopping and starting up the keyboard again. I don't have these problems on other non-Blogger sites.

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  13. Anonymous2:54 PM

    There are extremists at all levels of the military and government. It would not surprise me if the man who said "God" and Todd was a believer and meant what he said. There are those who do not have a problem with secessionists. They would like to see a take over. That may be how the ridiculous Todd is able to have Hollywood try to make him look like a tough guy. It is a pitiful day for America. The rest of the world must be having a monsterous laugh at this farce. Too bad so many crazies have so many guns. That part makes this not funny.

    watch
    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/palin-teams-right-wing-holy-warrior-tribute-troops

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    1. Anonymous3:27 PM

      HUH?

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    2. Anonymous3:28 PM

      Todd is one person on this show, a show distinguished military men obviously approve of. While I'm sure some military operatives may not approve, why not just let the show air without inserting more hate into the universe.

      The blogosphere really is a cancer on the world. No good comes from it.

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    3. Anonymous3:44 PM

      As a Senior Line Officer, I can tell you those soldiers are insulting Todd.

      They are being facetious.

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    4. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Jerry Boykin, the former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence under Donald Rumsfeld

      Read more about him and the others.

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    5. "no good" comes from the blogosphere, Kristy?

      Then why do you spend literally EVERY waking hour in a place you say is no good? Why are you SO unable to tear yourself away, you had to use your phone to get here even AT YOUR FATHER'S MEMORIAL SERVICE?

      Are you so enamored of Gryphen you have to post something, anything, so you drool your delusional crap "anonymously"- except when you make up a name a la Julie Bates?

      Kristy, you may have finally done it, achieved your biggest fantasy (aside from wishing you could take Gino's place during his and Bristol's "adult time")-

      You are obsessed with "haters".
      You spend all of your time inserting yourself where you are unwanted and not needed.
      You neglect your family for the above named pursuit.
      You refuse to acknowledge your lies which are far too numerous to name.
      You are vile and disgusting when confronted with truth you don't want to see.

      Congrats, Kristy J. You ARE SARAH PALIN.

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    6. Anonymous4:34 PM

      Facetious ? That is horrible to put good soldiers in that postition. NBC IS HORRIBLE. I thought they wanted to do a good thing for the troops? They had a good man who would have done an excellent job. Now they use a person who looked up to his leader, Joe Vogler, for 7 years. Try as the Palins did to lie and hide the truth. On top of that Todd is a shrimp with a worthless voice. Decent hardworking people have to work around him to make him appear that he is what he is not. I feel insulted for our nation. It makes me want to cry for our country. Mark Burnett is scum for doing that. Granted there are some who believe the Hollywood fantasy, they really do not count, sorry, squeal all you can. It will never change facts.

      I think it is a real shame that soldiers are put in a position of flippancy. I don't blame them or diss them for saving face but the situation NBC created SUCKS. NBC demeans everyone with their choice. Crystal the Monkey is a better citizen than a 7 year veteran of the AIP.

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    7. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Relax, 4:34, they are no longer on active duty.

      They beat the man by beating the man.

      How so? By getting paid to do the exact opposite of what they were directed to do.

      Have a little more faith.

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    8. Anonymous7:03 PM

      Will they murder innocent civilians on this show? If not then it's not true to form.

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  14. Anonymous3:01 PM

    $carah is trying to be the female equivalent of Donald Trump - putting her name on EVERYTHING. Maybe Toad is so "light in the loafers" he DOES walk on top of the mud, he is not heavy enough to sink in. So, he was Mr. Mom? Between the two so called parents, no wonder the kids turned out the way they did.

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    1. Anonymous4:13 PM

      Nope, she's a kardashian wanna-be:

      http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/gallery/inside-kardashian-101144#1

      Be sure to read the captions for all 16 photos. The plans, the shows, and of course the $$. Tell me that noise you hear isn't sarah's drool hitting the floor.

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    2. Anonymous4:16 PM

      Mr. PIMP DADDY MOM.

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    3. Anonymous4:19 PM

      @3:28 PM If the blogosphere is so bad, why are you using it to spew your NONSENSE?

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    4. Anonymous4:55 PM

      Sarah, the chronic liar, said in a few days she had a surprise announcement. That was 2 or more weeks ago. Next Trump is saying he has a surprise at the GOP2012 show. WTF? It just gives me the creeps when their rhetoric is so similar. I am all for Romney asking loons to his big party but they are soooo creepy.

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    5. Sarah made her comment about her RNC speaking announcement being made "in a couple of days" on July 25th. Sarah must have made the RNC announcement at the same time that she showed Tri-G's birth certificate to the press.

      http://tinyurl.com/19-or-20-days-is-not-a-couple

      Evidently, Sarah, still spine and all, was holding onto hope for Mitty putting her on the bottom of his ticket. How's that Palin/West2012 thingy working out for you C4peebot-baggers?

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    6. Dis Gusted3:40 AM

      she's going to make a surprise announcement that she had two more kids this past spring - we just didn't notice because she has such tight abs

      The fact that they are now 1 and 1.5 years old is just our imaginations.

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  15. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Not a better father to his 5 kids and grandfather to two adorable ones, who look a lot alike. Strong family to the core.

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      3:17 PM That's 3 girls, Track is a Menard and Tri-g is Not Sarah's. As for Grandfather, at least 4 including Willow's Bastard child. Dysfunctional Family to the Core.

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    2. The only thing at Todd's "core" is fear people will start listening to the prostitution angle. He lives in fear of that and Sarah lives in fear of her fake pregnancy going mainstream.

      By the way, how easily you forget how the Palins have had their attorney ask you to stop representing yourself as someone who knows inside information or sees restricted photos of the family. Remember that threat of a lawsuit if you didn't take down your stolen photos and your homemade videos of Trig? (yet you say to OTHERS- "obsess much?". Irony is your second mistress after Bristol, Kristy)

      The fact is you have only seen the same blurry photos of Kyla Grace the rest of us have seen and the small amount of footage on Bristol's "show". And even from that we can easily see how Tripp and Kyla literally look nothing alike. They don't even look related. And dark haired, dark eyed Kyla certainly doesn't look like her unmarried ALLEGED parents, the blonde and blue eyed Track/Britta.*

      Therefore, you must be saying the two grand kids that look alike are TRIPP and TRIG. For once we agree, Kristy! Trig and Tripp share the same button nose and the same apple cheeks. They also have the same pouty lower lip, simply adorable.**


      (*I am not suggesting there is anything WRONG with being unmarried- simply pointing out another outrageous and easily proved LIE of Sarah's, the "wedding" of Track and Britta. The wedding with NO MARRIAGE LICENSE which produced a Palin family tradition- another 8 pound "preemie". I wonder why ALL of the children and grandchildren are mentioned SO frequently, yet Sarah has never, EVER uttered Kyla Grace's name.)

      (**I am referring to the Trig pictured with Tripp in the "best buddies" photo)

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    3. Anonymous5:01 PM

      Can't Palin cults find something new to say?

      Sarah is performing as a ditsy tramp who is clearly on drugs and with a serious eating disorder. She is obsess with Sarah. Not a family person. Her lifestyle is anti-family.

      If she were to come around you would see her care for herself so she could care for her family. Todd has his little man complex and problems, he only makes things worse. That is not caring for a family. They are both wimps and cowards.

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    4. Anonymous5:24 PM

      A better father would not have tricked his daughter into naming her son after his favorite prostitute.

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    5. Anonymous6:34 PM

      I think Sarah 'demeaned' Toad a long, long time ago to where he doesn't know how to act like a man!

      We all know how she has publicly said awful things about men during the past recent years...i.e. limp dick!

      Suspect she has always run the show in the Palin household but has added nothing as to parenting and cooking. What do you want to bet that if he were given the chance to do things all over again, he'd opt out quickly!

      She's a bitch and I'll wager the most unloving in bed! She's one cold-hearted manly woman! Don't you think they have their rolls reversed? I do!

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    6. Anonymous7:04 PM

      Track's kid is a chubby little ginger and looks nothing like Tripp.

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    7. Anonymous9:05 PM

      What does a chubby ginger look like???

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    8. Anonymous9:18 PM

      Anonymous6:34 PM

      Agreed. "Demeaned = de-nutted"

      Todd, though never more than a plow mule anyway, was reduced to a gelding long ago by Granny Grifter.

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  16. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Boy, that 'little' guy from Wasilla, AK wouldn't attract me to him at all! Voice, body, unmanly, face, bully attitude (in Alaska), uneducated and husband to the biggest liar and fraud in history!!! Sorry place to be, Toad! You will NEVER be able to rise above all the negatives!

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  17. Anonymous3:25 PM

    ¨Walk on mud like a God.¨

    LMAO @ the sarcasm! They are ridiculing him on the national stage.

    Those guys are punking Todd. It´s tantamount to commenting thusly on Sarah´s wigs: ¨Ground shaking style, very chic.¨ Or thusly on her intelligence: ¨Sarah is a political Einstein, the smartest human to ever walk the planet.¨

    Imagine a group of water-fearing adults learning how to swim for the first time, dog paddling in the shallow end of a pool, gasping for breath, teeth chattering with chill, goose bumps popping off their skin, and clueless why their instructor keeps calling them ¨Seal Team Six.¨

    I´ve done it.

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  18. Anonymous3:34 PM

    I wonder what deal Sarah made with Mark Burnett - three shows? SPA, Bristol's and now Todd on this one?? Same with the book deal - three? Going ROgue, her 2nd one, whatever the name of it was and then Bristol's?? Funny how they get three deals regardless of the outcome of any of them??

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    1. Anonymous5:00 PM

      Mark Burnett is the one pushing the Palins on tv. maybe he h as a "thang" for Sarah, or Todd or Bristol..... or all of them. You know how those Hollywood types roll.

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    2. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Methinks Burnett has a thing IN Sarah, Todd, or Brostol (typo, but I'm leaving it).

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    3. Anonymous9:02 PM

      Mark had nothing to do with Bristol's show. That show was created by Kyle Massey's mom that sold it to BIO channel who scrapped it and sold it to Lifetime who scrapped scenes with Kyle and his brother and changed the show to Bristol Palin's Life's a Tripp. It was so horrible that I bet Kyle is glad he was not in it now.

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  19. Anonymous3:54 PM

    Off topic a tad, but still concerning Sarah Palin and now Gov of Alaska 'Captain Zero' Sean Parnell.

    Where is the press coverage on the fire in the Valley (Palmer/Wasilla) of the Matanuska Maid/Creamery that burned to the ground recently?
    (Valley newspaper or the Anchorage ADN?)

    Sarah appointed her high school friends to their Board when she was 'quitter' governor (they had no experience in dairies except for one of them 'liking cows')! Money was loaned them via the State of Alaska with no security. Captain Zero kept it going after he was elected governor with extensions to the loan and still no substantial security - except for 'hard cheese' (?!).

    Their Board recently publically indicated not being able to repay the loan (AGAIN!) and the next news about the situation was the complete gutting of the building in a fire. It smacks of being arson!

    Doesn't this indicate typical Sarah and Todd Palin shenanigans as to other fires and murders in the Valley that can be connected to them in their recent past history (don't forget the death of Curt Menard - Tracks supposed 'real' father)?

    Is Captain Zero keeping this matter out of the press and is Sarah STILL being protected? If so, what horseshit - or, perhaps I should say, 'cowshit'!!!

    It's about time this matter was thoroughly investigated. Halcro did a heck of a review of it a few years ago. Wish he'd do an update to it or perhaps some bright and inquisitive journalist at the ADN could research the subject.

    The Palins need to be brought to justice for all the unethical behavior they have displayed and gotten away with throughout their years in Alaska. It cannot happen soon enough!

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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      The building that burned was the old historic dairy building from the 1930's, not the one that the Creamery is currently located in, which is being offered for sale because the Creamery is not paying their bills.

      The historic building that burned was owned by and Anchorage Lawyer that had no insurance on the property.

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    2. Anonymous9:51 PM

      Anon 3:54PM

      Isn't life interesting for some of those "good" Americans?

      One day, you're an inept, crooked small-town mayor; then you're a clueless, corrupt gubner of a small-pop, welfare-state steadily sucking on the federal teat.

      Why, before you know it, you're a quitter, a lying grifter, a tax cheat, AND directing an arson team on another (what's this one, the 3rd so far) mission.

      Those AIP folks been real good to you Sarah up until now, covering up some of your mistakes and problems created by your sloppiness in changing the facts of your stories every time you find a better way to tell it that makes you look more heroic.

      Today, it's looking like the next door opened up by God for "Our Sarah" might lock automatically from the outside once it's closed, and will be made of "still".

      I can imagine the buzz that Baldy will create when she shows down at the pokey when she shows up in her FM Herman(Herb) Munsters and orange prison-issue uni's. Remember, Sarah, that will ask that you her check your wig at the door along with the fake titties, fake glasses, and fake preggo belly. No contraband allowed, Sarah. Oopsie.

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    3. hedgewytch7:56 AM

      The last two fires in the valley, the old historic MatMaid Building and the Point MacKenzie fire may very well be arson, but I don't think it is in relation to any political scandals regarding the Mat Maid Diary.

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  20. Anonymous4:00 PM

    "MILITEERY HEELACOPTER"

    There are extremists at all levels of the military and government. It would not surprise me if the man who said "God" and Todd was a believer and meant what he said. There are those who do not have a problem with secessionists. They would like to see a take over. That may be how the ridiculous Todd is able to have Hollywood try to make him look like a tough guy. It is a pitiful day for America. The rest of the world must be having a monsterous laugh at this farce. Too bad so many crazies have so many guns. That part makes this not funny.

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/palin-teams-right-wing-holy-warrior-tribute-troops

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  21. Anonymous4:19 PM

    O/T.

    More Wonkette review of Ms Palin political journey:
    http://wonkette.com/480664/time-travel-with-wonkette-to-the-marvelous-day-when-john-mccain-picked-sarah-palin-americas-gilf#comments

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  22. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Man boobs and girly voice!

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    1. Anonymous5:18 PM

      Do Todd and Sarah share the same bra? He's sure got some hefty man boobs there.

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    2. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Todd Palin's voice used to be a baso profundi but after Sarah went "clip clip" he became a castrati. That's why he carries her purse.

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    3. Anonymous7:37 PM

      SOUNDS LIKE A TERD BURGULAR TO ME!

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  23. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Joseph E. "Joe" Vogler

    Young Todd must have thought highly of this man. I have heard his voice, can't stand to listen to him right now. For those that don't know who Todd follows it is worth looking into.
    http://tinyurl.com/8gz4lnf
    This is not a story of someone who changed postitions like some of the White Power Brotherhood. Sarah and Todd took the path of a liar. Read up on Game Change to see what cowards they are.

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2012/02/just-how-much-daylight-is-there-between.html

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  24. Anonymous4:54 PM

    It's nice for the Palin pals to tell us that we can't write about Todd because we don't know him. Sorry! That's the price of celebrity. If they want to put themselves on a reality show-- that's part of the package. If they want privacy, then it is simple. Get out of the public eye--the 15 minutes are almost up.

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  25. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Todd Palin can go to hell, and take his Tiny Tim with him.

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    1. Anonymous12:08 AM

      He already has.He fucks Scarah.

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  26. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:06 PM

    OT, but had to share a heartfelt thought from the Kiddie Pool (re: the Ryan Veep choice instead of Saint Skank):

    "Sarah is not running as the candidate for Vice President.

    Jesus is not running as the candidate for Vice President.

    Therefore, we will have to accept an imperfect human being."

    Gotta wonder how many times these Bots were dropped on their heads when they were kids...

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    1. Anonymous7:09 PM

      And another sad sack:

      "I smell Jeb 2016 in all of this--with Ryan taking Sarah's place as the YOUNGER face of the Party.
      NEVER!!!
      WE WILL HAVE NO SUBSTITUTES EVER FOR THE "REAL DEAL," FOR THE LADY WARRIOR AND LIONESS OF THE NORTH COUNTRY!!!
      Anyway, I could be wrong."

      "Lioness of the North Country"??? (snicker)

      There seems to be a lot of jealousy over Ryan being the New Kid on the block; usurping sarah of her fabulousness. ha

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    2. Anonymous8:45 PM

      Move over... exit stage... Sarah is all circus clown now.

      http://www.obit-mag.com/media/image/rand_pic.jpg

      How can she compete with Ayn Rand?

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    3. Anonymous8:55 PM

      The Truth About Ayn Rand

      http://endofthenet.org/wp-content/uploads/Cartoon-Ayn-Rand-Truth-2.gif

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    4. Anonymous9:27 PM

      Sarah is being pushed further and further away by the Republican party!!! Her whole family is a fraud and everyone knows it!

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  27. Anonymous6:21 PM

    TP makes me LOL. Mr. Multicolored Popscicle Dick.

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  28. Anita Winecooler6:30 PM

    Wow, I learn something new everyday. Todd was in an Iron Dog Marriage and was working on the slope when Trig was born! Does this mean he was married to his iron dog partner while married to Sarah?

    Yoo hoo, First Dood! Chic fil a called, they want their chicken sandwich back!

    Funny how he doesn't bother with the public and the public doesn't bother him, wasn't he stalking and bullying a fan in the airport, taking pictures of him taking pictures in a public setting?

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  29. Dinty6:46 PM

    How do you people think he will do in the Purse Carrying competition?

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  30. Anonymous7:09 PM

    "Palin reality show" is an oxymoron.

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  31. Did he seriously say heeelicopter? Who doesn't know how to say helicopter? This a foreign word for him?

    OTOH, all those oddball Alaskans pronounce the word "mobile" as "masheen", so there's that.

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    1. Anonymous8:39 PM

      Ha, ha. I'm from the northeast and we always called them snowmobiles. From some reason "snow machines" sounds like they aren't quite sure what makes them go.

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    2. Anonymous8:47 PM

      "snow machines" sounds like they aren't quite sure what makes them go.

      Isn't it that white powder on the drum?

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    3. Anonymous5:42 AM

      I really really really hate to agree with anything "they" do or say, but I think in "snowmobiling" circles "snow machine" is acceptable parlance. In fact, here in VT, locals call it "'sheenin'", so I think we have to give them this one.

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  32. Anonymous8:17 PM

    Todd Palin you uneducated pussy. Got the voice of a pre adolescent school boy. If I ever run into this clown, it just takes a couple of swats for this pretender. I hate pimps and especially bullies. I got your number you halibut faced hillbilly.

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    1. Anonymous10:23 PM

      Lol! I love that: halibut face hillbilly!!!

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    2. Anonymous5:28 AM

      I wonder what happened to his balls to make him sound like that? Was he alright before?

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  33. Anonymous8:43 PM

    You Know the Palins' read here! I think that is so funny because why else would Todd try to correct how he pronounces the word helicopter if he hadn't read all the comments made here.

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  34. physicsmom8:45 PM

    I could only listen to about a minute and a half - it was soooo boring, as I'm sure the show will be too (at least his parts of it). I don't plan to watch, so I'll have to catch up here if someone blogs about it.

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  35. Anonymous8:58 PM

    The GOP is not interested in Palin. They want her to go away.Since Todd said the grand kids are doing good; is Levi Johnston going to file the custody paperwork? After his announcement to TMZ and ABC, many of the people reading the blogs are predicting he will not follow through.

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    1. Anonymous10:22 PM

      Perhaps the Palins paid him off.

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    2. Anonymous4:20 AM

      Levi's cred is growing everyday. He told us the taco ordering mother from hell quit the people of Alaska to be a teevee star family. They gots to have dem riches. Scarah's job as mayor meant getting off early to watch teevee, it is the world she knows.

      His attorney is not in a hurry. Gettin' the duckies lined up.

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    3. Anonymous6:25 AM

      Is Bristol Palin next? The sooner she is to submit to urine tests the better, best interest for Tripp Johnston.
      http://tinyurl.com/8ql2n7z

      (She was often seen physically attacking her then-boyfriend - different prescription pills) Why is what Bristol is seen doing in Alaska, California or Arizona allowed to go on without accountability? Violations and crimes against children are far worse in my book.

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  36. Anonymous9:55 PM

    O/T SP finally breaks her silence on the Ryan VP nod by Romney: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/palin-congratulates-romney-ryan/story?id=16987960#.UCdErKPNlfs

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    1. Anonymous10:21 PM

      Very few people care about her opinion. The media makes me sick sometimes, yet she interjects herself into everything

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    2. Anonymous4:32 AM

      Her Fb mentions the President 26 times. She is the poster child for obsession. Our "rapidly drifting" country? She has zip to say about Republican leadership. The dead are more appealing to them. Breitbart and Rand.

      "So what, and who, was Ayn Rand for and against? The best way to get to the bottom of it is to take a look at how she developed the superhero of her novel, Atlas Shrugged, John Galt. Back in the late 1920s, as Ayn Rand was working out her philosophy, she became enthralled by a real-life American serial killer, William Edward Hickman, whose gruesome, sadistic dismemberment of 12-year-old girl named Marion Parker in 1927 shocked the nation. Rand filled her early notebooks with worshipful praise of Hickman. According to biographer Jennifer Burns, author of Goddess of the Market, Rand was so smitten by Hickman that she modeled her first literary creation — Danny Renahan, the protagonist of her unfinished first novel, The Little Street — on him."

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  37. Anonymous10:48 PM

    So. Todd sounds like a girl. Sarah looks like a guy.

    Maybe opposites DO attract.

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  38. Anonymous12:14 AM

    And we all know what he's desperately trying to over-compensate for by clutching the plastic rifle and looking like he's about to burst into tears.Does he wear the high-waisted jeans to disguise that he has no bulge?A wimp pimp with a shrimp for a dick,can't sink in the mud because he's short and doesn't weigh 140 soaking wet and wearing boots.

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  39. A. J. Billings2:28 AM

    Can anyone please TELL ME HOW IN HELL IS TODD PAYLIN A "True 'merican HERO?????!!!

    WTF has he ever done to rise to the level of the firefighters that died at 9/11 twin towers

    Did he save someone from drowing, or rescue a kid from a burning bulding?

    Uhh, no, all he did was to further $arah's reign of ignorance as Gov or Mayor, and run a little prostitution ring, and mistreat poor women, and fuck around on his wife.

    This interview makes it sound like going to work, driving a snow machine, and taking care of your family is some how a fantastically great and heroic thing.

    Talk about brown-nosing, what a complete waste of time listening to that fool announcer cozy up to the Wasilla Pimp

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    1. Anonymous6:01 AM

      He is "true 'merican hero" to the ignorant or Anarchists who rather see the USA become a third or fourth world country. You have to be an imbecile to buy into the POS that ABC and others are trying to sell here. What has Todd done? He carries handbags (looks like a mule with her stash) and serves as an interloping henchman. He worked hard as a brown-nose for the oil business. He was popular due to his side business. What was he to do? His wife was home practically living with the man of her dreams. He had little to offer her.

      I could never figure out how, if he was on the slopes, iron dogging and gone so much, how was he also the 'wonderful father' who was caring for the kids that Sarah got herself knocked up with before her tubal? Was he in two places at once? Was Trooper Wooten's version of reality accurate?
      Here is the real Todd Palin, a dirty insult to good, hardworking Americans.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UOhJ2wEnJ4
      Why is the Brit, Burnett, bashing America like this? He is no different from a McCain when he covers up the truth about the American Independence Party and puts out all the false narrative on Palin.

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    2. Anonymous1:47 PM

      Without Burnett there would be no Palin on a reality show. Wonder if it's a family affair.

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    3. From what I gather, they needed a quick fill in when they kicked Jack Osbourne off. The tried to pay up Todd with "four time Iron Dog winner" like anyone would know what that is or care.

      We know who Picabo Street is.

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  40. Anonymous4:29 AM

    I have to say that the photo of Toad, I mean Todd, with the assault rifle was ridiculous. He is clearly a wimp. He looks like he vomited just moments before the photo was shot. How in hell have these moronic people manipulated themselves onto every other reality show? Their lives are anything but reality and none of us should give a rat's ass about them - yet we do.

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      People give a rat's ass about going behind their masks. It is not 'them' that matter. It is seeing the charade and exposing fraud.

      With all the talent and ability available in the industry why didn't they do better with the Todd farce? Too short of a notice? I don't know the timeline for when they dumped Jack Osborne and put Todd before the cameras. His photos are among the most ridiculous.

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    2. Anonymous8:19 AM

      True, you and I are interested in what's going on behind their masks of deceit but many seriously misguided and troubled folks DO believe the Palins are significant for some reason. If they weren't so horrifically embarrassing to the US and so frightening in their views, they would be an absolute laugh riot. But remember what Sarah and her ilk inspired with their crosshairs (architects' symbols, my ass!) the day Gabby Giffords was shot and so many other innocents died or were wounded. And yet she goes on and on...

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  41. Anonymous7:53 AM

    That was five minutes of my life that ill necer get back.
    What douchebag of an interviwer . His eyeballs are probably discolored from all the koolaid he has drank .
    Why did little big man refer to himself as a mom rather than a stay at home dad?
    He definitely was reading off ascript and wgen he attempts to go off script he fumbles . And he caught himself trying to say heeelicopter . LOSER. Go read a book rather than the blogs little big man

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  42. Chenagrrl10:52 AM

    I do not admire Todd, but my sympathies are with him on the speech issue. I know lots of Alaska guys like him and public speaking is not their strength. There may also be a cultural issue for him about public speaking. Not that it affected his daughters.

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  43. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Todd's boobs are as big as Sarah's! Did they get a two for one deal?

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  44. Anonymous10:48 AM

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/tv-column/post/archbishop-desmond-tutu-protests-nbc-reality-series-stars-earn-stripes/2012/08/13/9a215620-e569-11e1-936a-b801f1abab19_blog.html

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  45. The reviews are coming in, and they're not pretty.

    www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/14/stars-earn-stripes-nbc-re_n_1776653.html

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