Johnny Avello, the Wynn’s director of race and sports operations, has released today his first list of odds to win the new all-star season of ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars,” and Las Vegas regulars -- among them former and current Strip headliners Kelly Monaco, Joey Fatone, Drew Lachey and Pamela Anderson -- are in contention.
Twelve contestants will be competing for the mirrored disco ball trophy, while the public will vote a 13th contestant into the competition: Disney actor Kyle Massey, actress Sabrina Bryan and fashionista Carson Kressley.
The opening odds, as of Monday and for entertainment purposes only, are:
Apolo Ohno, 5 to 1
Helio Castroneves, 6 to 1
Shawn Johnson, 7 to 1
Gilles Marini, 8 to 1
Kelly Monaco, 9 to 1
Emmitt Smith, 10 to 1
Drew Lachey, 11 to 1
Sabrina Bryan, 12 to 1
Melissa Rycroft, 25 to 1
Kirstie Alley, 35 to 1
Joey Fatone, 45 to 1
Kyle Massey, 60 to 1
Pamela Anderson, 75 to 1
Bristol Palin, 100 to 1
and Carson Kressley, 125 to 1.
Oooh, second from the bottom, that's gotta hurt!
Personally I think that this season will be a real reality check for the Grizzled Mama's little dancing clone, and that Bristol will not find nearly the kind of support, and Palin-bots willing to cheat on her behalf, as she did back in 2010.
This time she will actually have to rely on her raw talent and good work ethic to stay on week after week. Yeah, like THAT'S going to happen!
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
ReplyDeleteGood one ...and you are so right.
DeleteO/t sorry, but looks like Todd Atkins holds a lead over Sarah's hot Stillman in the Missouri senate race.
DeleteAnonymous6:04 PM
Delete"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."
http://tinyurl.com/looks-like-Beefys-chin
Catch and release that trash fish. Or hell, just cut the line and give that alligator gar the bait and the hook. You damn sure don't want that in your live well.
They added Bristol because she draws an audience. The audience is booing and hissing, but still... it's an audience. It's the same reason FOX hired her mama.
ReplyDeleteShe will be playing the part of the. bad-guy wrestler,the one they love to boo.
DeleteOT (sorry, but this cracked me up). Around 9:45pm ET over at the Open Thread at the peepond, there was a conversation about some "movie" (Internet based) and "karen" had this gem of wisdom to share:
ReplyDelete"Yes Yankee...but the truth can be told no matter what differences they may have. WND is a respectable news agency & they report the truth... imho...I spelled his name wrong...sorry..it's Corsi! Anyway...we need to let this play out & see where it goes & hope more will be exposed here."
Yep, you read that right: "WND is a respectable news agency..."
OMG, I'm STILL laughing! WND is just one typo away from being The Onion.
Hahahaha... oh those palindrones...
and the new angle from Corsi??? President Obama in.........wait for it.......teh GAY!!
Delete(yeah right, hahahahahahahaha...snort...hahahaha)
sorry it's a long link, but it's a good one.
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=corsi%20obama%20gay&source=web&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CAoQqQIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.democraticunderground.com%2F10021091919&ei=btshULD2D4Kc8QSKk4HwDA&usg=AFQjCNF-N9GC9wry2PVkg71qjNaqcZvbkw
For the last time, one cannot cheat a tv show with huge ratings. Think about how many people watch in general. That season, what? 24 mil? Think about how many people vote. She was definitely one of the legit popular ones.
ReplyDeleteThough this time, her competition consists of past seasons FAVORITES, including 5 winners. Shawn and Gilles were basically tied, with Shawn barely winning. Helio controversially won. Pam got voted off midway. Kirstie Alley has a big fanbase. Bristol was shocked but thrilled she stayed so long last time. I doubt she's expecting anything like that. This is just a fun gig. It's not like she's one of the ones who's nuts about it. Some stars are certifiable.
You obvious don't know how what you are talking about. They used a voter block to get Bristol to that point. it was rigged. LOOK UP, Voting Block, or Voter Block.
DeleteThought she hated all those Hollywood/LA types; that she was going to give her son a normal life in Alaska and register him for preschool.
DeleteLooks like she only moved back to Alaska for some footage.
More like 3 to 5 million tops. Sarah's fans bragged openly about voting from multiple accounts and the running over to the neighbors to do it again. Someone is bragging thatshe has 16 fake email accounts. This has to be reported to ABC, DWTS and the entertainment media. ATP the cheating!
DeleteThen there were all of those prostitutes Bristol's daddy got to vote for her even though they didn't watch.I hear he promised to buy them all new face cloths since he had taken all of theirs home in his pockets with his condoms inside.
DeleteWhat star will Bristol be dancing with?
DeleteI hope I hope its Max!
DeleteNot a lucky one, that's for sure.
DeleteI hope it's not Max! He usually does well!
DeleteMaks would be great. He wouldn't let her get away with whining or laziness and he certainly wouldn't be as unnecessarily nice as her last partner. But, I wouldn't wish Bristol Palin on Maks, or anyone for that matter.
DeleteOh, HOW I would tune in if Bristol was paired with Maks. I bet you anything IF she is, she will fake an injury and quit early on.
DeleteI remember on one of the few seasons I've seen, Maks was paired with a singer I believe it was, and she came into the dance studio with her hair in a proper bun. She says "look, I've 'ballroomed' my hair!"
And Maks doesn't miss a beat before he narrows those broody eyes and barks "now 'BALLROOM' your ASS".
He is a total taskmaster and while I'm not sure the network will be that "obvious" considering the words they had during Bristol's season- but I would definitely watch if they did.
I can imagine Maks willing to be magnanimous about it at first- Bristol walks in to the first workout and he says clean slate! Forget two years ago! We are starting from today!
But then Bristol would show her inherent laziness and things would get ugly quickly.
I'm wondering if whatever form of speed she's been on will make her more able to learn intricate dance moves or whether she will just be horrible at a rapid pace.
My guess is that Bristol pulls the typical Palin Move When the work outs gets hard, gets paired with a hard core partner or thinks shes getting picked on she will quit.....oh, I mean says she can't go on because she has to deal with legal issues in Alaska. It's Levis fault!
DeleteWe all know she's a joke and can't dance but she actualy thinks she's got some moves, grace, poise, and a huge following of fans to make it to the end. I just hope that her new chin don't get in her dance partners way and sense she lost weight she will have to Relearn the dances with her bobble head. Ok Bristol, let's see how long it takes for either you to quit or get canned. First week?!
I think there is still enough idiot's out there to take her to about the middle of the contest, but I would really like to see her be one of the first to get excluded.
ReplyDeleteBeing on or near the bottom is natural for Barstool.
ReplyDeleteAre the odds makers considering Ivy Frye and those little old farm ladies that are learning more tricks?
ReplyDeleteLook what Huckabee just did for Chick fila. Church cults stick together.
On "Inside Edition" tonight, they told her what Levi is saying about her being a bad mother. She said he should not be saying those things!! Yet she insults him in front of Tripp constantly, lets him call Gino Daddy, tells Tripp she will find him a better Daddy after she kicks Gino out. She was so excited to show everyone the "real" Bristol. Well, seems not too many people like her. Levi has kept quiet long enough, it is time to confront this whiny bitch. I do not watch her show, but reading about it makes me think she would be relieved to turn over her problem to Levi since everyone else seems tired of him. Time to put that work ethic she keeps talking about to work.
ReplyDeleteShe has said MUCH worse about Levi, on television, and in print.
DeleteRightwingers are like that. They think it is OK to bully people, but they cry foul when the ones they are bullying fight back.
DeleteBullies just need a hard punch to the neck.
DeleteCan't imagine Bristol has a pleasant reputation now with the show creators and the staff. If she stabbed Kyle and Chris Massey in the back, she'll do it again with anyone who tries to get close to her. Gone are the chances she'll make a friend with any of the contestants. And it's not just Bristol who is going to get the cold shoulder.
ReplyDeleteThe consequences of Sarah's intrusion in Bristol's life, in regards to Sarah's fans calling in to support Bristol, never gave Bristol the chance to form an opinion of herself from the feedback with the real people she worked with. Her mom never frees her from the chains of the Palin machine. I'll bet the mention of Sarah P. in the DWTS camp makes everyone roll their eyes.
Sarah manipulates Bristol and injects herself in every aspect of Bristol's life. Look for Sarah being there in the audience with cameras panned on her again this DWTS tour. She'll be inserting her 'politics' and her teaching lessons on facebook about how Bristol might as well dance, because her 'haters' are going to hate anyway.
The whole interpersonal/emotional/psychological connection here with this new DWTS job as always, has Sarah as the third wheel and the dominant force in Bristol's enterprises while keeping Bristol on a leash to promote mom and to be her little puppet.
As with everything, Sarah will inject herself somehow, some way in this thing and post how she is the greatest mother because she raised a combat soldier, and now a celebrity.
That's what narcissistic mothers do. And Bristol is doing that to Tripp. It is too painful to watch.
DeleteSpot on.
DeleteIt is obvious that between the Massey mess, Bri$tol's gay slurs, backed up by her de$picable mother's mouth and divisiveness -- The Chin is not being warmly welcomed by the "Hollywoods' that $he was so eager to get away from.
DWTS fans did NOT want Bri$tol on this show based on the responses to 'choose' their favorites. The producers scammed the system for ratings.
OT... looks like Sarah's girl, Steelman, didn't win.
ReplyDeleteHey, Sarah, this is not the Olympics. There is no silver or bronze. Steelman lost. Guess the Superwoman shirt you wore to the bbq didn't help much.
Yep, 'Stillman' came in dead last. HA!
DeleteO/T Baldy's pick in Missouri...LOST!
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...so much for the "Kingmaker"
Link...http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/elections/2012/by_state/MO_US_Senate_0807.html?SITE=CSPANELN&SECTION=POLITICS
I didn't think the odds were very high that Sarah would be speaking at the GOP convention either, and she is.
ReplyDeleteI hope Mitt caves completely and Sarah will get a speaking slot at the RNC!
DeleteSarah has felt so unloved and will be resentful that Mitt put her in her place to begin with. But Sarah will always have the last word! lol More popcorn, please.
That's all Romney needs are a few more endorsements by the bat-shit crazies to push ALL of the Independents and moderate Republicans over to Obama.
Wouldn't that be so freakin' awesome if $arah really did get to be a keynote speaker at the RNC?!?
DeleteEverything about her will be so inappropriate that we'll have days of pointing and laughing material :)
She is? Source?
DeleteI would love to see Sarah speak at the convention. It would be a great addition the utter garbage pit that is the GOP. Just imagine the all the additional independent voters and not completely insane republicans she could turn off. The only thing better would be if Romney actually chose her for his VP.
DeleteSarah Palin is NOT scheduled to speak. You're trying to start a rumor.
DeleteA pundit (?Melissa Perry) said that reading between the lines (Palin's references) the Romney team and Palin are negotiating her role.
DeleteI lean toward they are debating what to do with her. I hope they can find a strong speaker who also has substance instead of a hot lying pit bull.
Using the "hot" , sex, is the oldest profession. Thanks Palin for objectifying women and the McCain team too.
If Palin gets a speaker role all of them can quickly get bigger implants and lipo sculpting and lip filler or enormous chest padding. Then they lie how modest they are lol
If you hope they get a strong speaker with substance, we can assume you are a Republican and a Romney supporter. The truth is they will get a speaker who will blow all the racist/classist dog whistles while pretending to be a good christian. Sounds like Sarah Palin would be perfect for the job. The GOP and Sarah Palin deserve each other.
Deletehttp://tinyurl.com/Sarahs-fucked-up-again
ReplyDelete"Hold me up Todd, I can't walk by myself."
Oopsie... Sarah "Bolt-on Tits" Palin carried her endorsee Sarah "Woman of Still" Steelman to a 3rd place finish in the MO GOP Senate Primary. Steelman has conceded already. WTG, Grifter Granny!
lol How about a little of that KC BBQ?
Has anyone noticed that her right hand, linked through Todd's arm, is clenched in a fist?
DeleteTry it out - link your arm through a friends and notice what you do with your hand.
Very interesting observation! Chuck's little Oscar is such a cuddle-bunny. ;)
Deletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/07/missouri-election-results-2012_n_1754059.html?utm_hp_ref=politics
ReplyDeleteWhooooooooooot. Let me be the first to say, "you were Fucking WRONG $carah-bitch. Losing it in more ways than just your looks. You backed a LOSER in StEELman, and your endorsement tanked her further.
Another throat punch for Sarah! The touch of death is real!
ReplyDeleteOff topic but Steelman got her ass kicked!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/rep-todd-akin-wins-primary-to-face-mccaskill-in-missouri/2012/08/07/0bce88b6-e0f0-11e1-8fc5-a7dcf1fc161d_blog.html
YES! Missouri!
ReplyDeleteDWTS palin curses
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/08/07/blind-items-i-guess-you-guess
.... TV guy’s boyfriend – Mark Ballas
For Bristol's sake I hope that she doesn't stay on long enough to get FAT again as that seems to be real concern of hers. America, have your say, vote Bristol off before she gains weight. Let her get back to whatever it is that keeps her thin but make sure that she won't be dancing for America and getting fat, otherwise she'll never find another daddy for Tripp!
ReplyDeleteSo is Life's a Tripp finished now? TV Guide showed it as not being on tonight, nor any time through the coming week.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P.
DeleteIs that what is known as a "mercy killing"?? Maybe the religious arm of Lifetime was upset about the foul language?
DeleteWhich one brought it down? The Sarah Palin Curse or the Sarah Palin Death Panel brought down Life's A Tripp?
DeleteI think it was that horrible mother Bristol that did it in!
Bristol posted on her Patheos blog about the question put to her about whether she'd dance with a gay partner. She says she would, but still believes in one man/one woman union, because the bible tells her so. Fine. She has a right to her belief.
ReplyDeleteBut, the hypocrisy is exposed when she posts this on her blog. Her christian witness can't convince anyone if she still has a bee in her bonnet about media and accuses media in the room as the haters, but not her. She's only concerned about how "right" she believes she is. She's not one iota concerned about those she judges on her blog. She just wants to be right in the sight of her fans.
The Nancies, Bristols, Sarahs, and right-wing evangels who feel it's their job to remind everyone how righteous they think they are, comparing themselves as good and that 'other' lifestyle 'not good', are showing how unChrist-like they really are. What's the point in Brancy even dignifying a reporter's question (which to my mind is just provoking another gay/anti-gay sensational fake conflict) - on her blog? Does it change anything for the better? All it does is keep the issue brewing, which may stir more self-righteous hatred by those who read her blog. Brancy insistence on stirring the embers of morality of gay marriage is pointless. Jesus didn't rebuke or scold the woman caught in the act of adultery
while the religious priests were ready to stone her. He suggested anyone without sin cast the first stone. They all left. There's a nasty self-righteous movement in christianity in the US where some think they are the sanctimonious police of accusers of gays. What it is, is that they have no love for anyone, including gays, they just love accusing them because it makes them feel good, it eases their consciences including the brethren. What they don't understand or could never understand unless they were in that person's shoes, they accuse through legalistic system of OT law. They become cold, severe, unsympathetic, unfeeling, unwilling to understand, ready to lynch anyone who breaks the law. Jesus said He is a new law.
I, as a christian-in-progress, don't have the right to even speak about Bristol's past behaviors, but in light of making my point, I have to remind her that she made some mistakes that were not acceptable to God, but she still believes He forgave her. And I rejoice with her. But for some who don't believe biblical tenets, God understands their hearts and Brancy doesn't have the power to forgive sin, nor accuse others of sin; only the sinless One can forgive sin.
Even after admitting she was forgiven, Bristol still goes ahead and shows some uncomfortable behaviors in her reality tv show that would not be acceptable to God. She seems to be still obsessed with haters. If the love of God is sown in one's heart, there is no place to obsess with haters. And Brancy become the authority to uphold one command, while ignoring all the other commands. Doesn't she know that judgment comes to the Lord's house FIRST?
And if the Palins, Nancies, et al are faking this self-righteous indignation, and are secretly lying to get rich, and using this issue to make more controversy and money, it is simply wickedness. If the Brancy's and others believe in this God, Jesus, they would be wise to consider if they are exploiting his Name or not.
Gay marriage is very much like abortion - don't "believe" in it - don't have one. Then SD and shut the Fuck up about those who do, 'kay? .
DeleteThank you for such a thoughtful message. Sadly, I truly believe the Palins are exploiting the name of God for their own gain. He will be their judge. Ouch ....
DeleteReally? Why did the voting requirements change for the next season...fraudulent voting by the Palinbots. Yes, the Palinbots can no longer save her. As evidence, she will be out in two weeks, despite dancing better when not pregnant.
ReplyDeleteThat picture above of Bristol is horrible!!! I do not expect her to do well on DWTS either. She and her idiotic mother are no where near as popular as they once were.
ReplyDeleteIt is going to be interesting watching the Republican Convention with all the crazies that will be speaking. They sure have a bunch of odd ones!! Romney team and Palin I suspect are under some type of negotiations as to giving her a spot. There is no way he can control her and they'd better watch out!!! She'll lose him even more votes as she did McCain. Her rhetoric has really gotten old (the same) over the past four years. She has absolutely nothing to lend to anything - much less the Republican party.
The season should be a 'reality-check' but I think Bristol will remain clueless as to her 'talent' and her support. I think Bristol will be gone by week 4 unless the anti-DWTS group, Vote For The Worst, gets involved on her behalf again.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.votefortheworst.com/story/666604/we-did-it-bristol-palin-makes-the-top-3-of-dancing/
Oh my! My first thought when I seen that picture posted was that Bristol was mooning everybody for picking on her. Thennnn I noticed there were eyes and then I seen her nose..... creepy!
ReplyDeleteI know that is an older picture, but WTF happened to Bristol? She must hate you for posting that picture of her. It's horrible! Now I won't be able to sleep.
ReplyDeleteWon't it be fun comparing past and present pictures of The Chin on DWTS?!
DeleteYou know they will be showing clips of the 'stars' previous appearances on DWTS. The pre- and post-chin looks of Bri$dull will be SO obvious the whole nation will be laughing at her suddenly looking like $pawn of Jay Leno. HAHAHA!
My faves: Gilles Marini, Helio Castroneves, and Sabrina Bryan.
ReplyDeleteIt was fun watching Bristols Ever-Expanding-Belly too. I was convinced that she was "Increasing", but if she really was pregnant, where's the kid? Subject for another future reality show, when she becomes desperate for money?
The Sarah Palin Curse has reached Missouri LOL
ReplyDeleteHey Mitt do you want Sarah Palin to do for you what she did for Steelman, Trump, McCain, Joe Miller, Herb Cain, Jeremy Linn, Tebow, Bristol Palin....
ReplyDeleteIf I say "Look at that fucking picture, it looks like a fucking train wreck!", would Bristol think I was picking on her?
ReplyDeleteBristol now that some time has passed, what do you really think of that picture?
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love those odds...
ReplyDeleteI see that they are bringing in Kyle Massey, too... Will be interesting to be a fly on the wall when those two meet...
If the Masseys are suing the Palins, Bristol is probably going to erupt if they have to share the same air or stage space.
ReplyDeleteShe can't keep her mouth closed, even in a gorilla suit.
Bless her heart. Bristol thinks she looks pretty. Pretty much looks like a large mouth bass.
ReplyDeleteThe ballot stuffing has already begun. The C4P'ers are already bragging of the multiple email accounts they've set up so far and urging the other palin-bot-tots to do the same.
ReplyDeleteEven tho there are many more well known and better respected celebs on the show I think mama griz was able to work out a little something-something with the producers so that her mini-me won't be embarrassed by getting bumped off early. Without that assurance Palin would never have let her appear on the show again knowing she's so unpopular since BP-LAT.
Exactly.
DeleteC4P: Quoting scripture upon scripture while they CHEAT.
It's the Palin way.
Just think Bristol, now you're new chin can serve as a kickstand when you fall flat on your face, see ya in the funnies!
ReplyDeleteso Kyle Massey is also on the list---what do you suppose he and Bristol are going to talk about? Hey you ripped off my ideas and I'm suing you? Is DWTS trying to create a little tension?
ReplyDeleteI doubt she'll last long on the show but we're likely to see alot of those fat pictures of her.
Fun post over at DailyKos
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/08/07/1117687/-Idiot-half-term-governor-praises-idiot-daughter-for-idiotic-musings-on-dancing-with-gay-people
I think Bristol has developed the persona she will use for DWTS: haughty, aloof, above all those others who "hate me and my family." The Ice Princess.
DeleteFrom her comments in this link, she has already distanced herself from the other participants. According to her, they are ALL out to get her and make her fail. But she won't care. She is just better than they are.
No, she will NOT get to hold the winning trophy over her head; but she will give the Big Middle Finger once again to the viewing public. What a diva....
I don't care about DWTS or how she does. What's the point of winning when you lie and cheat to get there? That's the Palin way though. They'd be better to leave any mention of God out of it. They certainly don't emulate Him and then wonder why they're scorned.
ReplyDeleteIt's really sad Everyone this last time was really talented and now they put this stupid girlon there. She should be ashamed, her talent is nothing compared to theirs. They are going to vote for Brisdull because why? What has she ever done or accomplished or been anything but a wet dish rag?She can't even be a good at her so called madup job, she's never there.She sure isn't a good mother dragging a child all over the country, not giving him stability.
ReplyDeleteDoes Bri$dull ever read her son a book? Does he go to preschool? Has she taken parenting classes to improve her ability to discipline Tripp? Does he have a regular bedtime/mealtime routine? Child studies show that the first five years are the most formative for a kid's personality and outlook. Poor Tripp ....
DeleteTri-PP reminds me of the boy from the Omen. Maybe sarah should call her witch doctor to exorcise the evil demons possessing Tri-PP.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't get him mad at you! You don't want Tripp to spin his head around and vomit on you.
DeleteWonder how much weight she'll gain this time.
ReplyDeleteCool comparing her to Kirstie Alley who dropped a ton when she danced.
Disappointed Brisket placed better than Carson Kressley. Does he have two left feet or something?
Gryphen why did you post that picture of Bristol?
ReplyDeleteBristol has a face only a mother can...
I'm sorry! I take that back. I'm sure Sarah doesn't like that face either.
I guess it is back to the face lift clinic for Bristol.
Yes, I feel great. I'd forgotten who Carson Kressley is, oh, him.
ReplyDeleteI'm gay. It was very nice to forget him. Yet now I know who he is again since I had to look him up.
Dammit.
:)
It'll be nice to someday go, Bristol Palin, who's that. Oh yeah, her. Sigh, yawn.
I love that photo of Brissypants. She is just soooo sexy, doncha know? She looks like a gargoyle.
ReplyDeleteChange "dancing clone" to dancing drone. Somehow I don't think there's another dancer out there, anywhere, that BP could be consider a clone of.
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Second from last, ouch! That's gotta leave some serious skidmarks!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what mask she'll be wearing this season? The new chin won't fit in a monkey mask, the only one that comes to mind is a duckbilled platypus.
Look at that fish face.... and Bristol paid for that?
ReplyDeleteDoes the chin still stick to her story that she only got her mouth realigned?
ReplyDeleteBristol do you think God believes that lie? You do know that God sees everything? I forgot, how would you know since you are too busy to attend church.