Saturday, September 01, 2012

Did Paul Ryan pull a "Sarah Palin?" Update!

Courtesy of Runner's World:

In an interview with radio host Hugh Hewitt last week, Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan said he's run a sub-3:00 marathon. 

In the interview, after Ryan told Hewitt that he ran in high school, Hewitt asked if Ryan still runs. Ryan replied, "Yeah, I hurt a disc in my back, so I don't run marathons anymore. I just run ten miles or less." When Hewitt asked Ryan what his personal best is, Ryan replied, "Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something." 

Runner's World has been unable to find any marathon results by Ryan. Requests for more information from Ryan's Washington and Wisconsin offices, and from the Romney-Ryan campaign, have so far gone unanswered. 

If Ryan has broken 3:00, he'd be the fastest marathoner to be on a national ticket. John Edwards has run 3:30; George W. Bush has run 3:44; Sarah Palin has run 3:59; (Still in dispute) and Al Gore has run 4:58.

Okay now I know that many politicians run more than just for political office.

But most of them, like Bill Clinton, just do it for exercise and without the need to make themselves seem like they are super athletes or anything.

However some, like Sarah Palin, have to create this ridiculous mythology about themselves, their families, and their athletic prowess.

Now did Ryan lie about his fleet feet? Well Runner's World dug a little further:

We have some new information on Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan's claim in a radio interview of a sub-3:00 marathon. 

A spokesman for the Romney-Ryan campaign e-mailed Runner's World today to say Ryan ran Grandma's Marathon in Duluth, Minnesota, while a college student in 1991. 

When asked about Ryan’s finishing time, the spokesman said, "His comments on the [radio] show were the best of his recollection." 

Ryan's name does not show up in the 1991 race results provided by Grandma's. Runner's World checked 11 years of results for Grandma's Marathon, from 1988 through 1998, and found a finisher in the 1990 race by the name of Paul D. Ryan, 20, of Minneapolis. 

Ryan's middle name is Davis, and he was 20 in 1990. The finishing time listed was 4 hours, 1 minute and 25 seconds. 

We are awaiting confirmation from the Ryan camp that the vice presidential nominee is the Paul D. Ryan listed in the race results – and, if he is, whether he ran any other marathons faster than 4:01:25. 

What? Paul Ryan might be lying about his time? Who would do such a thing?

You know BESIDES a Republican whose convention speech was so full of lies that even Fox News could not let him get away with it.

Gee perhaps soon we will see a magical picture of Paul Ryan defying gravity as he runs in an out of the way foot race to prove HIS running bonafides.

Hey, it almost worked once before.

Update: Paul Ryan comes clean.

This according to the New Yorker:  

I contacted the campaign this evening about the discrepancy. Ryan, through a spokesman, responded that he’d just mixed things up: “The race was more than 20 years ago, but my brother Tobin—who ran Boston last year—reminds me that he is the owner of the fastest marathon in the family and has never himself ran a sub-three. If I were to do any rounding, it would certainly be to four hours, not three. He gave me a good ribbing over this at dinner tonight.”

Yeah, he forgot. I would be willing to bet that Ryan has been giving that "I ran a marathon under 3:00" his entire life. This is just the first time that he ever got called out on it.

From what we have learned about Paul Ryan since he was introduced as Romney's VP is that lying come very easily to him. (Indeed to the ENTIRE Republican party it seems.)

I think from this day forward I believe it is more than appropriate that we simply refer to the VP candidate as "Lyin Ryan."  And literally EVERYTHING that he and Mitt Romney needs to be fact checked up one side, and down the other.


47 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:20 AM

    "Okay now I know that many politicians run more than just for political office."

    Yeah, unfortunately a lot of politicians just can't help running off at the mouth, too.

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  2. Anonymous3:21 AM

    Lyin' Ryan did confirm that he didn't run the sub-3 marathon & the 4:01 is his fastest-

    http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/08/paul-ryan-marathon.html?mobify=0

    Astounding that he is such a pathological liar that he flat out lied about something for which there are records. Nice to see some actual reporting and investigation, if traditional news outlets won't call him out on his constant lies at least Runner's World will.

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  3. Anonymous3:35 AM

    Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it!

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  4. Anonymous3:59 AM

    pointless lies

    that's what sociopaths do

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    1. Anonymous6:34 AM

      They do indeed. It is how they weave and maintain their artificial reality. Is this country going to elect a couple of sociopaths because of Obama hatred... hatred ginned up by propaganda outfits like Fox and bloviating mega rich douchebags like Limbaugh? I guess anyone but the "blah" man, even sociopaths who will bury a knife in your back will do.

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  5. comeonpeople4:12 AM

    I think any human who can run 26.2 miles in any time on any day is amazing. In fact, I knew I was going to marry my BF , you know "that moment you know" as I watched him cross the finish line of the Marine Corp Marathon he ran while living in DC. I have no idea what his time was. Don't care. Probably in the 4 hour range as he told me when to start driving down from PA in time to see him finish.
    Ryan, man, there is no reason to embellish and certainly if you are lying that speaks to a very serious character flaw.

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  6. Lyin' Ryan. He lies for nothing, at the drop of a hat, just to sound good. Wow.

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    1. Anonymous8:09 PM

      A bigger lesson I learned is that people who lie with ease about themselves also lie about everyone else to make them look bad. That manipulates they look great in contrast.

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  7. Not sure if you have seen this
    http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/08/paul-ryan-marathon.html#ixzz25BNPJn1A

    "This evening, the terrific running journalist Scott Douglas figured out that Ryan had actually run a 4:01 in the Grandma’s Marathon in Duluth, Minnesota, in 1990, when he was a college student. This is not quite so fast. A 2:55 would have put Ryan in a hundred and thirtieth place, out of the thirty-two hundred and seventy-seven men in that race. A 4:01 put him in nineteen hundred and ninetieth place. It’s the difference between racing and running."

    "I contacted the campaign this evening about the discrepancy. Ryan, through a spokesman, responded that he’d just mixed things up: “The race was more than 20 years ago, but my brother Tobin—who ran Boston last year—reminds me that he is the owner of the fastest marathon in the family and has never himself ran a sub-three. If I were to do any rounding, it would certainly be to four hours, not three. He gave me a good ribbing over this at dinner tonight.”


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    1. Anonymous10:15 AM

      Just think about how slippery with numbers this guy is, when people talk about his fabulous insight into the budget.

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  8. Sally in MI4:55 AM

    So a man on his early 40's can't recall a time from college? Yeah, he just misspoke. Or told a funny. Or it's Obama's fault for doing some fact checking? And he, like Sarah, thinks facts ate meaningless but we should all run out and vote for these morons because they are white? Or are they pink today?
    Maher tried to have a discussion with some black GOP token last night, but he refused to budge from the lies. Disgusting party this.

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  9. comeonpeople5:06 AM

    Yeah, isn't a sub three a huge acomplishment, not something one would ever forget that you DIDN'T do??
    I mean I was a silver medalists at a national skating championship, a 5-4 split with judges between first and second. I never forget that we were so close to winning but I NEVER say I was a national champion..except for one vote.
    What a lyin. creep he is.

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  10. fromthediagonal5:21 AM

    Lyin'Ayn Ryan is probably lying about his gym workouts as well. There was a bare-chest picture circulating a couple of weeks ago that showed little muscle tone in the upper arms or anywhere else.

    Maybe it was taken prior to a more demanding regimen, but given how easily he spouts BS...
    just fill in the rest.

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    1. jcinco8:51 AM

      the president looks far better and toned without a shirt than lyin' ryan. I'll bet you're right and it's just another lie...

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  11. Marathon runners (awesome folks - running a mile is more than I can manage) are not impressed with people who lie about their running achievements

    https://www.facebook.com/runnersworldmagazine

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:22 PM

      I love the poutrage in the comments, Runner's world is now left leaning, and some "likes" will turn to "unlikes" because of it!

      They were THRILLED when their false idol did a photo shoot.

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  12. Anonymous5:36 AM

    Well, at least when he was called on it, he did his "Mea Culpa" thing, and admitted his mistake (once it was so obvious).

    But dear Sarah has been called on things many times and she wouldn't admit an error. She'd be manufacturing another lie upon another lie until the cows came home, or just ignore the questions and claim 'media brutality'.

    Here is an example of Runner's World digging deeper for a man, but accept anything out of the maw of Sarah/wink-wink/. She's got men wrapped around her little finger.

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  13. Anonymous5:41 AM

    With all the previous discussion of the above photo, when I see it again, it just looks so fake.

    Sarah and the runner with the red bandana look like they are cut-out dolls planted on the photo. There is no depth around them. It looks absolutely photoshopped.

    Wonder what she does all day. Cook up schemes to make herself look like a winner, cackling and enjoying deceiving everyone. Intervention, please!


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    1. comeonpeople7:45 AM

      Isn't there a kid's toy Flat Stanley that gets put into all kinds of situations?
      We have Flat Sarah that gets photoshopped into all things to enhance her "contrived tableau" of a life.

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  14. Anonymous6:00 AM

    Let us not forget that Lyin Ryan was described as "biggest brown-noser" in his yearbook.

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  15. Anonymous6:12 AM

    He actually lied twice--once about the time, and a second time when he pretended it was just an innocent mistake. Seriously, who believes that?

    This lie speaks to his entire character. It's a deliberate attempt to pretend to be something he is not, to claim an accomplishment that is not his. So what else does he lie about? I think we have another Palin on our hands. I hope this time the media does a bit of digging and doesn't hold back.

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  16. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Sign up now:

    Sarah Palin's Labor Day Half Marathon Run

    The winner will be the first person to quit halfway through the race.

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  17. Sharon7:14 AM

    This is no surprise...lying for no reason, just like breathing. I hope this Lying Ryan really sticks cuz it is the kiss of death. His opponent in the congressional race is on Chris Hayes on Sunday and that should be interesting. Just imagine....he not only loses VP, but his seat in congress, oh happy days! Guess he just becomes another millionaire lobbyist.

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  18. Anonymous7:17 AM

    BUSTED!!!!!!!

    Well, I guess Lyin' Ryan thought that nobody would actually check his numbers, and figured that 'if you repeat a lie often enough, then it becomes reality'...

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  19. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Once upon a time, a Boston marathon runner, Rosie Ruiz, saved time by taking public transit in the middle of her run. Ever since then, the marathon runners have to wear a computer chip which registers their time at various checkpoints. It's a very good system. One year, we watched the runners, and people on the sidelines could follow their favorite runner by putting the runner's number into a computer. "Look, her she comes, now." It's very scientific.

    The problem with politicians is that they forget about little details, like computer chips or video. Using a good computer search program, you can find the video of your favorite politician saying something about motherhood, the American flag or apple pie. Ryan was a fool to try to create a record for himself that could be easily checked. Even the half marathon in Iowa that Sarah claimed to have run in had computer chips. While Sarah posed in runner clothing at the finish line, there is no proof that she actually ran the entire race.

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  20. As a former marathon runner everyone who has run one knows if they broke three hours, four hours, or five hours. Actually if it was on a different planet or a different lifetime one would remember. By now we should just accept Ryan for what he is...a typical GOP liar.

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  21. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Gryphen, has there ever been any feedback from the runners in that Iowa race? Especially the runners who were robbed of their 2nd and 3rd place ribbons?

    Besides all of our analysis of that photo and the photos of her when she crossed the finish line (in which she looked VERY different than any other person crossing-- they were all huffing and puffing and you could tell they were exhausted, and here she came, fresh as a daisy, practically sauntering across the line at nothing more than a leisurely stroll) -- weren't the people from the race upset at her fraud?

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    1. comeonpeople11:59 AM

      I'll bet Palin's ruse was covered up by some "team" and the real runners were justly compensated for their times and trouble.

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  22. Anonymous9:19 AM

    Yes, he lied. He got caught lying and he backed down, covering his ass.

    It doesn't make me trust him, but at least it was a human reaction, rather than doubling down on the lie like Granny Grizzly.

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    1. comeonpeople11:58 AM

      Well, yeah, but Palin is certifiably mentally ill. Ryan is just a sleazebag.

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  23. C'mon, Gryphen, lighten up, will ya! It's obvious to everyone - but you, apparently - that when Ryan reported a sub-3 hour marathon he was converting his actual time - as reported by Runner's World - to metric time as recommended by most devoted followers of Ayn Rand.

    In a similar vein, I confidently predict the Romney/Ryan ticket will earn no fewer than 344 Electoral College votes in November! Converting from the Randian metric vote count system to the reality-based system yields approximately 240 votes.

    Since 270 reality votes are needed to win, this puts the GOP team in a very respectable second place finish. Woo hooo!!! Way to go, fellas!!

    By contrast, in this scenario, Democrats Obama/Biden wind up pathetically only one position ahead of last place!! Ha ha ha!!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:16 PM

      I like your logic!

      But while reading it, I wondered if Ryan will do a photo shoot, reprising the iconic truly patriotic pose, replete with black spandex running shorts, black hose, lipstick and American Flag prop?

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  24. Anonymous11:27 AM

    I ran every Grandma's Marathon from 1989 through 2004, so I decided to look at the results book from 1990. Sure enough, Paul D Ryan finished 20 minutes after me. What a stupid thing for him to lie about.

    Obama/Biden 2012!!

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  25. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Okay, after watching and dissecting Eastwood's performance again, I have to say..he's sly as a FOX. He had the people in the hall rooting for him while he was ripping them subtly, and even overtly in some places.

    Oscar Worthy Performance.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:53 PM

      Wanna wager ten grand?

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  26. http://www.hulu.com/watch/10387

    Paul Lyin' Ryan meets his running mate Pee Wee Herman, er, Mitt Romney, for a strategy session.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:39 PM

      Thanks for the laughs!

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  27. Anonymous1:39 PM

    There is a HUGE difference between a sub-three hour and sub-four hour marathon. You can run a sub-four as a hobby runner; to run sub-three requires serious training and commitment. No runner gets mixed up in whether they ran a sub-three or sub-four. I've run 3:24; and would never "forget" and think I'd run a sub-three.

    Any runner now knows: Ryan lies easily and for no reason.


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  28. We certainly can't blame all the political lies on Palin but she certainly pumped it up to a whole new level of audacity, effectively 'legitimizing' lies as campaign rhetoric for all those who will follow in her greedy, power-hungry footsteps.

    There was a time when lies would be discovered, called out and the liar would be sent cowering in embarrassment hoping to revive whatever political position they had enjoyed. Now we have come to expect it from most on the GOP/TP side. When a Democrat is exposed, they usually go away quickly. When a Repug/TP does it, their party advances or rewards them and sends out the re-write team hoping to smooth things out. Ryan is Palin redux. He's just 'prettier' at the moment and was better at brain-picking his staff and associates to make himself appear 'intelligent' in public and his family hasn't gone full-on trash like the Palin brood yet.

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  29. Anonymous3:21 PM

    I expect these sports whoppers from the head of North Korea, not an American politician. I wonder where the Republicans find the inspiration to lie so easily.

    I wonder how many holes-in-one Paul Ryan claimed on his first golf game :-)

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  30. Anita Winecooler6:34 PM

    The lie was bad enough, but the mea culpa, as weak as it was, made it even worse. Running that time would certainly be worth remembering, even twenty years later.

    If he lies about the small stuff, can we trust him to be truthful about the big stuff? He's running for Vice President, but then his campaign already said they won't allow fact checking to change their strategy.

    Ann's next speech "I love you Runners!"

    Blinking Mittens and Lyin Ryan are cut from the same cloth.

    I haz the cure-

    Obama Biden 2012.

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  31. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Paul Ryan's campaign walked back comments the VP nominee made about running a marathon.

    "I had a two hour and fifty-something" marathon, Ryan said last week an interview. "I hurt a disc in my back, so I don’t run marathons anymore."


    "But the Ryan campaign confirmed to Runner's World that he has only run one marathon, the 1990 Grandma’s Marathon in Duluth, Minnesota, which he finished in just over 4 hours."

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/01/paul-ryan-marathon-time_n_1848715.html

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  32. Anonymous8:13 PM

    Sarah Palin faked a photo op where she was in her running outfit holding Trig while standing next to a baby jogger. Sarah had governor emails where her people were looking for a baby jogger for Sarah.

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  33. Anonymous8:15 PM

    These GOPers and Teabaggers will resort to lying to beat President Obama.

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  34. Do you really think that's going to put a stop to it?

    Wasn't he called out on his lie about the GM plant closing on Obama's watch and he's still saying it.

    I'll bet he goes on to claim the sub three hour marathon in stump speeches all over the country.

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  35. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Paul Ryan did not "misspeak"; he lied. No one would forget their marathon run numbers. He also implied that he had run in more than one marathon, but there are no records of his having done so.

    Just imagine a conversation between Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. They could never trust what they were hearing because they both lie all of the time. Throw in Sarah Palin as a third party in the conversation with her word salad lies and you would have a really wild experience!
    Beaglemom

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  36. Anonymous2:38 PM

    What a dick. I've heard people, usually men, do this before. Brag about something, athletic-wise, they did back in college or over 20 years ago as if it was a recent event. Of course, they leave that little detail out but, if someone is interested enough to ask further questions, the truth soon reveals itself.

    If you're now middle-aged, so what if you ran a marathon back when you were in college? Who cares? If you think "fitness" is an important trait for political candidates to have for the two highest positions in our country, then all that matters is what those candidates are doing now, not 20 or 30 years ago.

    Both Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are just two big losers, in every way imaginable. I'm afraid for our country if these two losers win in November.

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