Sarah Palin believes that Senator John Kerry diminished himself by mentioning her name. But not nearly as much as the Republicans diminished themselves by choosing her as their VP candidate.

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Gee first day back with full access to the internet and the Grizzled Mama says something stupid. It's like I never left.

This time the dimwit seems to have forgotten that she ran for the Vice Presidency in '08. (Too many Red Bulls laced with vodka crazy lady?)

She starts off calling the Democratic convention (I'm sorry I believe she MISPRONOUNCED it as a "Democrat convention.") a "bunch of bunk." Which in Palin speak must mean "An incredibly uplifting experience that made the Republican convention look like an amateur production of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" put on by the local KKK in a little backwater town in Georgia."

Cavuto, who can barely be understood with his lips so tightly sealed to Palin's lily white anorexic ass,  brings up the fact that John Kerry made this remark during his speech at the convention, "Sarah Palin said that she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching Rocky IV." Which by the way WAS pretty funny.

The Lunatic from Lake Lucille responds by essentially telling one of the few truths she has EVER spoken:

"I think he diminished himself by even mentioning my name."  In that we have to agree as I believe ANY important politician today ONLY diminishes themselves by mentioning this loser. However then Palin goes on to make herself sound even MORE pathetic and perhaps even a little deranged:

"I think he diminished himself by even mentioning my name. Hows does he even know my name? (WTF? Apparently Palin has managed to do what the rest of he country has still not managed to do, she forgot she ever ran for the Vice Presidency. Oh, how I envy her!) I mean aren't these guys suppose to be this big wig elites, who don't waste there time on the little people, like me. Me representing the average American? (says the woman giving an interview on cable television to honor her million dollar contract from her own home studio in her house.) I did say Alaska, in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base. And I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe, and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared, and fought over, Alaska, and I as the Governor, had known what I was doing in dilling (sic) with um...some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation. So it's funny that he would take a little potshot like that. But um...it's funny he even knows my name."

Yes it IS funny that a sitting Senator who once ran for President himself would have learned the name of the VP candidate who ran four years later. I mean what does John Kerry do, read the newspapers?

Okay I tend to avoid talking about Palin's health anymore, since when I do she sometimes feels the need to fake a marathon, but did anybody else notice that she seems to be all head these days? Her shoulders are SO narrow that it looks like somebody placed a Sarah Palin head on the body of a twelve year old. (And wouldn't THAT be cruel?)

You know I always wanted Palin to disappear from the public airwaves, but it seems like she might be disappearing from our reality altogether. (Sort of like Marty McFly in the "Back to the Future" movies.)

Pretty soon the only thing we will be able to see in these interviews is a  giant wig, and an oversize pair of glasses, attached to what will appear to be a broomstick.