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Saturday, September 29, 2012
Time for a little levity. Just how do you clean "Magic Underwear."
Yes, I'm sure the laundress they have with them is well aware of the best cleaning aids for Mitt's drawers. Now if she could just clean the cobwebs out of his brain.
It is humourous, with a tinge of WTF to it. This 'religion' is really, really out there if you know what I mean. Some of the things these people believe in are frightening.
They are very clannish, secretative and phony. I say phony because I lived in Utah for a number of years and you would not believe how many were 'closet alcoholics.' Yes, there is alcohol in Utah! It has a high rate of alcoholism. When you buy beer in Utah, they always ask, "You want that in a paper bag?" So your neighbors don't see it!
The religion puts very strict demands on its members and they cannot live up to most of them.
OT, but WTF is lying a genetic trait with the Heath's? The Peepond post a quote copied form Chuck "Junior" Heath's facebook page: "There were some even wilder things he told us but I don't want to offend anyone. Anyway, I got the impression that the country has gone through some terrible times, including the huge quake last year, and is still trying to rebuild. Sarah and Franklin Graham visited Haiti right after the quake and delivered food, water, and medical supplies to the victims."
The earthquake was in January, 2010. her trip was in December. How the hell is almost "a YEAR later," "right after?" It was a lightening fast three day trip, where she stayed almost exclusively in a compound. What utter BULLSHIT.
Stupid Junior Heath also shows how stupid and offensive he is, with this gem: "The local paper didn't mention it [Stupid Junior and Old, Deaf Chuckie's book signing]even though they were notified (the name of the paper is, The Democrat and Chronicle, so maybe that has something to do with it.. just saying)."
Well let's see evidently Stupid Junior Heath is too dumb to use "the Google" because a quick click showed that: "Founded in 1833 as The Balance, the paper eventually became known as the Daily Democrat. [2] The Daily Democrat merged with another local paper, the Chronicle, in 1870, to become known as the Democrat and Chronicle. The paper was purchased by Gannett in 1928.[3] This is also when the D&C's current editorial facility was built, on Exchange Boulevard in Rochester."
We're all democrats you doofus, because we live in a country with democratically elected officials. But hey they must have planned that name in 1870!! to support the first black president in 2012. (Further the paper is run by Gannett - just another mega-media corporation.)
Get it Chuck - they don't HAVE to give you free advertising, Cheapass, and your publisher is also not convinced you are any sort of draw, so won't invest in advertising for you, and is probably regretting giving you an advance and a ghostwriter right now.
What? It's SOLD OUT in Wasilla! BEST SELLER I'm tellin' ya, according to the pee pond. Funny, NYT doesn't list it.
After a week of whining in the pond about Hannity, Levin, and GVS not airing Creep and Creep Junior interview, this coming week they will. Pee pond in ACTION! High fives ALL around!
I know that a candidate's religion SHOULD have nothing to do with his run for election...but with the rightwingnuts claiming the President is a Muslim with ideas of selling us out to Iran or something, I have to admit that I am really hoping stuff like this gets out.
The misnamed "evangelicals" apparently believe a Romney presidency will mean a huge surge in their perverted version of "christianity" across America.
When they get a load of the truth of Mormonism, they are going to shit themselves, to think they actually supported someone from a cult as absurd as this one, which holds that "god" is some Hugh Hefner type who lives on a planet with a bevy of nubile wives, and spends all day in a sexual orgy...stopping only to welcome dead Mormon men into the party.
I can understand Joseph Smith's wet dream of a "religion" as far as appealing to horny men...but just WHAT in the hell does this "faith" offer to WOMEN?
I dont think it helps the progressives when we point out the idiocy of evangelical attacks on Islam in general or false claims as to Obama's religion, an apocalyptic justification for Zionism, etc., and to also mock the beliefs of Mormons, regardless to personal opinions (unless there's an equal mocking of other religions). There's enough wrong with Romney based on his political views alone. Cracks about "magic underwear" are just cheap shots, and I think we can do better.
Funny Clip, Gryphen! Especially the "being out of touch with reality has never been easier". Since Magic Underwear is unique to Mormonism, not to mention the planet Kolob, I'm surprised Romney didn't do a speech about his religion explaining these things, you know, like President Obama had to do as a candidate about the topic of race.
Romney could have put a stop to this kind of stuff by going into detail early on, it would have taken the focus off of Bain Capital, his tax returns, Romneycare, his off shore accounts, his inability to connect with people, and who can forget his magic etch a sketch?
No wonder the satirical article gained traction, "The Stench" came from somewhere, right??
Yes, I'm sure the laundress they have with them is well aware of the best cleaning aids for Mitt's drawers. Now if she could just clean the cobwebs out of his brain.
ReplyDeleteWillard interview:
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you wear to bed?
W: As little as possible.
Q: What is the effective income tax rate that you pay?
W: As little as possible.
Q: What do you expect to do and accomplish as president?
W: As little as possible.
It is humourous, with a tinge of WTF to it. This 'religion' is really, really out there if you know what I mean. Some of the things these people believe in are frightening.
ReplyDeleteThey are very clannish, secretative and phony. I say phony because I lived in Utah for a number of years and you would not believe how many were 'closet alcoholics.' Yes, there is alcohol in Utah! It has a high rate of alcoholism. When you buy beer in Utah, they always ask, "You want that in a paper bag?" So your neighbors don't see it!
The religion puts very strict demands on its members and they cannot live up to most of them.
Crazy. One of the next ones, Christian/GOP Weather Report, is hilarious as well.
ReplyDeleteHow much do you know about religion?
ReplyDeletehttp://features.pewforum.org/quiz/us-religious-knowledge/index.php
OT, but WTF is lying a genetic trait with the Heath's? The Peepond post a quote copied form Chuck "Junior" Heath's facebook page:
ReplyDelete"There were some even wilder things he told us but I don't want to offend anyone. Anyway, I got the impression that the country has gone through some terrible times, including the huge quake last year, and is still trying to rebuild. Sarah and Franklin Graham visited Haiti right after the quake and delivered food, water, and medical supplies to the victims."
The earthquake was in January, 2010. her trip was in December. How the hell is almost "a YEAR later," "right after?" It was a lightening fast three day trip, where she stayed almost exclusively in a compound. What utter BULLSHIT.
Stupid Junior Heath also shows how stupid and offensive he is, with this gem:
ReplyDelete"The local paper didn't mention it [Stupid Junior and Old, Deaf Chuckie's book signing]even though they were notified (the name of the paper is, The Democrat and Chronicle, so maybe that has something to do with it.. just saying)."
Well let's see evidently Stupid Junior Heath is too dumb to use "the Google" because a quick click showed that:
"Founded in 1833 as The Balance, the paper eventually became known as the Daily Democrat. [2] The Daily Democrat merged with another local paper, the Chronicle, in 1870, to become known as the Democrat and Chronicle. The paper was purchased by Gannett in 1928.[3] This is also when the D&C's current editorial facility was built, on Exchange Boulevard in Rochester."
We're all democrats you doofus, because we live in a country with democratically elected officials. But hey they must have planned that name in 1870!! to support the first black president in 2012.
(Further the paper is run by Gannett - just another mega-media corporation.)
Get it Chuck - they don't HAVE to give you free advertising, Cheapass, and your publisher is also not convinced you are any sort of draw, so won't invest in advertising for you, and is probably regretting giving you an advance and a ghostwriter right now.
What? It's SOLD OUT in Wasilla! BEST SELLER I'm tellin' ya, according to the pee pond. Funny, NYT doesn't list it.
DeleteAfter a week of whining in the pond about Hannity, Levin, and GVS not airing Creep and Creep Junior interview, this coming week they will. Pee pond in ACTION! High fives ALL around!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.............
Obama Works... It
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFJUz1DO20Q&feature=
hehehehehehehehe ***ok that was definitely the best giggle fest of the weekend so far***
ReplyDeleteI know that a candidate's religion SHOULD have nothing to do with his run for election...but with the rightwingnuts claiming the President is a Muslim with ideas of selling us out to Iran or something, I have to admit that I am really hoping stuff like this gets out.
ReplyDeleteThe misnamed "evangelicals" apparently believe a Romney presidency will mean a huge surge in their perverted version of "christianity" across America.
When they get a load of the truth of Mormonism, they are going to shit themselves, to think they actually supported someone from a cult as absurd as this one, which holds that "god" is some Hugh Hefner type who lives on a planet with a bevy of nubile wives, and spends all day in a sexual orgy...stopping only to welcome dead Mormon men into the party.
I can understand Joseph Smith's wet dream of a "religion" as far as appealing to horny men...but just WHAT in the hell does this "faith" offer to WOMEN?
I dont think it helps the progressives when we point out the idiocy of evangelical attacks on Islam in general or false claims as to Obama's religion, an apocalyptic justification for Zionism, etc., and to also mock the beliefs of Mormons, regardless to personal opinions (unless there's an equal mocking of other religions).
ReplyDeleteThere's enough wrong with Romney based on his political views alone. Cracks about "magic underwear" are just cheap shots, and I think we can do better.
Funny Clip, Gryphen! Especially the "being out of touch with reality has never been easier". Since Magic Underwear is unique to Mormonism, not to mention the planet Kolob, I'm surprised Romney didn't do a speech about his religion explaining these things, you know, like President Obama had to do as a candidate about the topic of race.
ReplyDeleteRomney could have put a stop to this kind of stuff by going into detail early on, it would have taken the focus off of Bain Capital, his tax returns, Romneycare, his off shore accounts, his inability to connect with people, and who can forget his magic etch a sketch?
No wonder the satirical article gained traction, "The Stench" came from somewhere, right??