Courtesy of E Online:
After getting eliminated on tonight's Dancing With the Stars, Bristol Palin refused to talk to any press after the show. That's a first!
Yeah I bet that's a first. The first time that DWTS had anybody as entitled and petulant as a member of the Palin family. Considering some of the egos that have competed that is really saying something.
But we did catch up with partner Mark Ballas—here's what he had to say:
"She's preparing for the schedule that lays ahead," Mark said about his partner's absence. Mmhmm.
Seriously? As far as I know this was her last hurrah, and I don't know of ANYTHING she has planned for her future, besides breaking open a few wine coolers that is. However I am certain that, knowing the Grizzled Mama, Bristol will be pimped out for some QVC-like show or cable ready dating program at some point before this ridiculous family finally fades from the limelight forever.
So how is she doing? "It's tough man," responded Ballas. "I'm sure it's alarming. I'm just really proud of her. For someone like that with zero entertainment experience, she didn't go down without a fight."
"Definitely more vocal about what she wants and how she wants to approach things," Mark Ballas said about how Bristol has changed from their first season together. "I really tried my best here. There's not much more I could have done."
Yeah I don't think there was ANYTHING more that Ballas could have done, short of dancing Bristol's part of the dance for her. And didn't he phrase it nicely that she was "definitely more vocal about what she wants and how she wants to approach things?" So much nicer than simply saying she was a "bitch on ice."
But we know better, don't we?
By the way despite Bristol's snotty attitude toward the press she and Mark HAD to honor the part of their contract to appear with Jimmy Kimmel after their elimination. Here is the first part where Bristol demands an apology for the jokes about her mother, and the second part where Kimmel suggest that Bristol should appear on the Bachelorette. (Oh you just KNOW her mother is frantically making phones calls after hearing THAT suggestion.)
Update: Here is more from Extra:
"Extra's" Renee Bargh went to interview the couple after their elimination, but Bristol was nowhere to be found. Ballas spoke of her quick exit from the ballroom, "She's doing okay. She's a little sad."
He continued, "She went down swinging. Didn't try to back down for anybody. Mama Palin was a little upset."
"Mama Palin was a little upset?"Let me tell you something, that Lunatic from Lake Lucille doesn't just get a "little upset" about ANYTHING! If she was really surprised at the fact that Bristol got voted off there will be all kinds of hell to pay.
My advice to the producers of the show is to not fly on any small planes in the near future.
A "little upset," hah!
Bristol was horrible. She should have been gone 2 weeks ago. What's gratifying is that she no longer had Sarah's flying monkeys to cheat her way to the finals.
ReplyDeleteWithout the Vote For The Worst votes, you really see how many "fans" Sarah really has. Not enough!
DeleteIt is very telling about her personality when she can smile into the camera when much, much better dancers are eliminated, but when she is finally cut, she cries and breaks down.
DeleteSomeone needs to tell Mark Ballas the fact that Bristol refused to do any challenging choreography proves she totally "went down without a fight!" You can't give her credit for "going down fighting" if she refuses to step up and compete at the same level as the other celebrities! Sorry, but she's just a loser!
DeleteMay ABC finally understood that those votes for Bristol were not representative of a lot of fans, but of a few fans willing to humiliate themselves by begging and borrowing neighbors phones and making voting a fulltime job M-T.
DeleteMy, my how $carah's popularity and prospects have fallen.
I believe that's LAZY loser 3:31.
DeleteNow you have Kirsties fans staying up all night (sa they've tweeted at her) to help her stay on. A few others have ppl like this.
DeleteAt least Kirstie works hard and is entertaining. Still, she should be gone next.
Delete3:31 I think you are right on. Mark is saying the "politic" thing but then negates that with a contradiction. She didn't try at all. He admitted dumbing down her dance....
DeleteMaybe she just wanted it all to end. Maybe the charade was just too much.
We will know in the next couple of weeks; the Palins don't stay out of the "news" for long.
Meanwhile, where was Ballas during this morning's GMA segment? Might his absence have had something to do with Camp Palin getting wind of the brutal "horse to water" comment?
ReplyDeleteI noticed that Mark was not with her on GMA as he had planned. They said that Bristol was in LA when she did the segment for GMA this AM. Hmmmmm...
DeleteAlso did you catch the response about her voters when Kimmel asked. She said that people enjoyed watching her dance because she was "normal" rather than admitting it was all the tea party morons voting for her.
Hmm, something's afoot. During the press event that she skipped, Ballas told On The Red Carpet that her schedule was crazy as they had to get to Kimmel and then fly to New York.
DeleteThey flew into Manhattan together; what happened next is anyone's guess.
Deletehttps://twitter.com/MarkBallas/status/258668503173836800
I hope she can find a better surgeon in Manhattan.
Delete"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think." -- Dorothy Parker
Deleteactually it's "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." The play on words is very important...
DeleteDon't all the people eliminated have the same media obligations and therefore the same schedule? Of course they do. But for Bristol, it is crazy and oh so difficult for her to do. Diva much? Sheesh. Whenever Hollywood is finished this little know-nothing, nobody starlet, it'll not be soon enough.
DeleteYou do realize she is not the only one to not do those in studio interviews after being voted off. Get a life. She's getting out of nothing.
DeleteBristol changes into a LBD, changes shoes, combs her hair, freshens make up. That would take 5 minutes? Alright, give a diva 15 minutes. This is show biz. Can you imagine how fast performers change between acts? What is more NOT AN IMPROVEMENT THAN THAT?
DeleteMARK STOP LYING AND ENABLING. You serve only the unholy demon gods of the cults. Honey Boo Boo would never make you look this limp and for what? Tragic little man WAKE THE F-UCK UP!
It is so obvious Bristol could not pull herself together to do her dull monotone repeats and face the press. She is not only lazy, doesn't work (the work hard meme is absurd) and completely without talent... she is also a grifter and in training with the most fallen demonic of excuses for a human being in all the land. Maybe the whole planet. MARK LIFT YOURSELF OUT OF THE PALIN SHIT. DO THE RIGHT THING.
Kimmel blew several chances to really ask Bristol some interesting questions.
ReplyDeleteSuch as: What's up next for you? Are you going back to Wasilla, where you said you wanted to be to raise your son and are you going back to work in the doctor's office?
How is the diet/fitness book that your family is writing coming along? When can the public expect its publication? What's your main contribution to the book going to be?
As for Kimmel's question concerning Bristol's mother having it in for Paula Abdul, he blew that by not asking Bristol if her mother had put a cross-hairs bullseye target over Abdul's face..
And finally for the Bachelorette remark, how could Bristol be on that show when she is in a trial marriage with Gino??? Why didn't Bristol give that information to Kimmel?
Hmmm. Inquiring minds wanted to know! But I think anyone with an ounce of intelligence that follows this dysfunctional, grifting family from Wasilla already know...
Kimmel was not funny. BORING.
DeleteYeah, I agree. Kimmel's really not that much. And my gosh the commercials! There must have been 25 each between 'guests.' Who'd in their right mind would watch that crap every night?
DeleteKimmel was a real pro. In the very first seconds of the appearance, he totally disarmed Bristol's chip on her shoulder against him because, like every comedian in the nation, he had a field day with her foolish mother.
DeleteBristol was asked those questions on that palinnet radio show. I would imagine she's heading back to AK to play with her newest day old cousin (cousins baby). Adorable little girl
DeleteStalker!
DeleteSo, another Teen Pregnancy Abstinence Advocate has given birth in that family? Go figure! What is it with these people and babies? Sarah herself used to complain to one of her well-traveled acquaintances about being "tied down" by children and "how come you and your husband get to travel all the time"? The answer? The other couple had NO children, thus, lots of freedom and a whole lot more expendable income. What part of this don't the Palins/Heaths understand? Bristol is a prime example of always telling us how much she loves Tripp but "how hard" it all is and how she can't live like other twenty somethings because she gave birth. I think they buy into that whole "god compels them" to procreate and "it's god's will" notion. I can't think of another reason that so many young people in that family are saddled with kids!
DeleteHow does one "play" with a day old child? Get your own life, Troll. You don't even make sense. Word is that there's a new batch of Wasilla Screamer meth ready.
DeleteYeah, KRISTY- that's what she's going to do. Because thirty hour old babies love charades and boggle.
DeleteDon't you EVER have a moment of self reflection and think "God, I'm so pathetic for stalking this young woman the way I do. . ."
That's our KRUST-ACEAN, folks. Up the Palins' collective asses so hard, she actually knows the status of Bristol's second cousin's vagina's recent events.
Kristy, you are just plain sad, woman. You are fifty damn years old and you are OBSESSED with the sex lives of young people in Alaska. And even after they BAN AND BLOCK your creepy ass, you pay for genealogy records to find other relatives you can stalk on face book.
You are just gross- seriously.
After watching what the challenge was for next week, of course this is when their "agreement" was to end. Not only was she last to be picked, they knew she would drag down any kind of team attitude from the other stars which would really piss off everyone. She got her grifter paychecks, lets see how far this money will last, you know it won't be a college fund. The comments made that she knew this was it....well, I am sure she did. Kudos to Jimmy, he has a smooth knack of take down without being mean, he did a great job. Hope Mark enjoys the Palin stench, he can now join McCain.
ReplyDeleteI suppose she can finish out her plastic surgeries now. Maybe we should create a PAC for the Bristol Palin Plastic Surgery Party so she can continue.
DeleteI love how you exaggerate. Lipo isn't major PS. You acted like she's totally different. She rarely wears makeup and looks the same, minus baby fat. :/
DeleteEpic fail on being a nice, mature person
Chronic liars gonna lie.
DeleteNot a small procedure.
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http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2012/09/bristol-palin-did-not-have-jaw-surgery.html
Ah, yes, Bristol only had lipo suction. MAGIC lipo suction.
DeleteNow Sarah has no excuse for not politickin' and speechifyin on behalf of her fellow repugs, othan than the fact that she's been dis-invited.
ReplyDeleteInteresting, but the header I'm waiting for is:
ReplyDeletePress Stops Giving Two Fucks About Idiot Palin Family
Speaking of the 2Fs, it's very odd watching how Mark is constantly caressing and touching Bri$dull. Having not watched DWTS very much, their body language when together just jumped out as rather peculiar and alarming. Is he trying to shield her from her self generated death threats or feel he's protecting a child in a hostile environment? Or did missy instigate the hostilities among the constants and he's being paid to keep her corralled?
DeleteHe is in a bad way and trying to do something - or at least acting - kind. It just comes out inappropriately odd. Unnatural. He may love her like family as he said but a very dysfunctional and unhealthy family. He seems damaged now. Can he ever recover? He may win an academy award HA!
DeleteNotice that too. Mark's body language is very warm towards her. Bristol just ignores him like she's a wooden stick.
DeleteI think Mark is "VERY NICE" to her because of mama's crosshairs and all. He prefers to stay alive and unharmed, I'd say.
All t he other couples seem to have a genuine relationship - a sincere compatibility - but that is lacking in Bristol. Mark tries but she is just like a stick.
DeleteIs it only that there was no chemistry there?
I think Mark tried, too hard. I lost respect for him but that was his job -- to shepherd fragile Bristol through the exercises - her "security blaket."
I think Mark has some damage control to recover his lost reputation.
Mark sure has a strange way of showing affection to his ahem "dance partner". She just stands there and lets him blow his nose on her shoulder, which I guess is what she considers "normal".
DeletePoor Mark, he's got to go back and face the other dancers. Bristol is left with a shirt to sniff.
Wonder how many gallons of ice cream she's going through per hour?
Bristol on the Bachelorette - Not fair to do that to those poor guys.... it would be a horror show!
ReplyDeleteGetting a date with Bristol would be like choosing the prize behind Door Number 3 on Let's Make a Deal. The curtain opens and Carol Merrill is there wearing a straw hat beside a donkey and a year's supply of Spam.
DeleteExcept that Carol isn't really part of the deal. I don't really have to the Spam, er Bristol home with me, do I?
No kidding. She is not good looking enough, accomplished enough, or interesting enough. Ain't going to happen. No way, no how. Kimmel probably just thought of the most inane reality show he could, but it would have too high of standards to take on a Palin.
DeleteHow much does he pay his writers? That was their best joke?
DeleteI hear William Hung is available. He can sing as she dances.
DeleteIf she hears he's Hung, she's interested. He'd have to be to touch sides in the Ho's huge poo-ninny. Just sayin.
DeleteMark Burnett could probably find a slot for Bristol and Willow on "Survivor", if Bristol starts gaining weight again. They might be more popular than Russell Hantz, if they vie for the title of "Survivor you'd most like to get voted off the island".
Deletekimmell said something about going in hot tubs nude, bristle says "that's just not me" hahahahaha
DeleteI'm thinking "Jackass" would be more her speed?
DeleteBristols too boring for one of those fake dating shows. Remember, some of the girls had bfs while on bachelorette. Bristols not wild enough. She's too much a 45 year old in a 21 year old body mentalitywise. Melissa R did the show to make herthen bf/now husb jealous.
DeleteBristols too shy.
LMAO @ Krusty! I don't think "shy" means what you think it does! Little Miss "Moaning & Groaning" is no where near shy! nice try Krusty! LOL!!
DeleteKaJo! I love the plan to put the Palins (any of them; all of them) on Survivor's. Mark Burnett is their best enabler.... He owes it to us to be their dis-enabler.
DeleteShe likes small cocoon type space with other people. She is a moaner and a groaner. where did she learn that?
DeleteWater is not her thing.
I think by "schedule ahead" mark was referring to the kimmel show and other appearances they had to make for dwts. his quote about "not much more he could have done" was pretty damning and maybe a passive-aggressive way at giving brisdull the middle finger. bwaaahaaaa, later lazy entitled hater! let the door hitcha!
ReplyDeleteThat's how I read it! Add that he had to "dumb down" the choreography on their rock and roll dance. Bristol's whining to bony boo boo as we comment.
Deleteisn't she suppose to go on The View too
ReplyDeleteAnd Springer, too? That's where she belongs. ;)
DeleteShe's suppose to be on The View Thursday. Guess who else is a guest...Ann Rmoney! LOL!!!
Deletelol, you know princess ann will have that "I smell catshit" look on her face when she meets bristle.
DeleteAnn RMoney does the cat-shit smell down perfect!
DeleteI never thought I could feel sorry for Queen Ann. They will have to be all nice, nice. Like the Hustleback woman they will feel sorry for anyone with that mother grizzly. Like Mark they need to lie about her as well. I am not watching. May catch a Tube.
DeleteSOS
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Bristol-Palin-talks-Dancing-with-the-Stars-tension--death-threats/8850628
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introduced as the tundra moose...perfect!
ReplyDeleteBristol on the bachelorette WOULD be boring. She wouldn't be caught dead in a hot tub with 8 others, but penetration in a tent in front of dozens is OK.
ReplyDeleteJesus, that was good!
DeleteIn front of? Sneaking off at a party whn you're 17 isn't doing it infront of dozens. Its being a teenager. At least her parents weren't sherry j and let her constantly have her bfs over at night - with their knowledge. Get a life.
DeleteWoooo! Stop your lying Krusty! Beefy is a tramp from 7th grade on and you know it! She has a HO for a mother and a Pimp for a father....Beefy is just following in her skanky mamas footsteps! Remember you said Beefy is JUST like Baldy...except with HAIR! LOL!
Deleteacording to Briskets own book she was f^cking guys from 15 on in a tent. what a whore.
DeleteShe has zero personality! "Bachelorette" give me a break - she'd be a disaster for the show! Look at the fallen viewership of DWTS. Everything the Palins touch turns to shit!!
ReplyDeleteI think that's the perfect show for her since she told Tripp she is going to find a "good" daddy for him.
DeleteThey'd have to go to some pretty scary places to find guys that would Want to be on the bachelorette with her. Really dumb guys as she has ZERO appeal to any worthwhile guy. ZERO.
DeleteBut isn't the premise of Bachelorette one girl and three dozen hot guys sucking face until she finds one she likes?
DeleteWhere are they going to find three dozen hot guys who WANT Bristol?
(I never watched the show, so the numbers might be wrong) but just wondering out loud. Do they have binders full of hot men?
I wish he would have brought up how they stay so trim.
ReplyDeletehttp://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4dd13ab14bd7c82b0f1d0000/sarah-palin-pregnant.jpg
She may give the girls on The View the scoop on their next book. Is their a TV show in the works along those lines? We can finally learn all the secrets of how they work out so hard and eat so healthy. It is great they came around to Michele Obama's way of thinking.
Brisdull was on GMA this morning without Mark.
ReplyDeleteThe talk that last week was their 'first' fight. Yea - right. BS to that.
Brisdull and I suspect Mark due to contract obligations, will be on GMA live Thursday morning or is it The View? I don't know but I heard the name Brisdull & Thursday on one of the shows. If it is The View - that means she'll be there with Ann Rmoney will be there spinning her BS without Willard as he whimped out earlier this week being he fears Whoopi!!!
R E M I N D E R:
ReplyDeletePresident Obama is on The Daily Show Thursday night.
First Lady Obama is on Kelly & Michael Friday a.m.
I have a feeling Bristol was booted out way ahead of schedule (per her contract) and she was caught unprepared to speak about her elimination.
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I don't feel sorry for her not one bit. My head is still spinning over the fact that she's only popular because she was a pregnant teen of a failed politician. This in no way qualifies her as a "star" and it's insulting to the others that worked hard to get to their respective status.
I hope this is her last attempt at trying to remain famous.
I have a feeling Bristol was booted out way ahead of schedule (per her contract) and she was caught unprepared to speak about her elimination.
DeleteAlthough challenging to divine because the final moments of the broadcast were so rushed, she was clearly bawling as the credits rolled.
>> she was clearly bawling as the credits rolled. <<
DeleteCause when UR a Palin the world is FULL of H8TRZ!!! H8TRZ R out to get even "hardass workers," also, too!!!
I think the fact that she was smirking and appeared unconcerned when she was in the final three and even in the final two shows very clearly that she didn't expect to be eliminated. She coasted all the way to third place the last time and got the lowest scores for a record six times and was not eliminated. This time she also got the worst scores twice out of four weeks and had the second worst ones this time. She undoubtedly figured she was safe; why would she be concerned this time when she always skated by before.
DeleteI would think if her mother is upset, as has been reported, much of the anger and blame would be directed at her. She is far too immature to manage her emotions, so of course she was bawling and probably having a temper tantrum or blow out fight with her mother.
It won't be her last attempt. I'm sure mommy is cooking up something to further embarrass her daughter and join the laughing-stock-of-the-world-club.
DeleteYeah, big improvement:
DeleteSHE DIDN'T WEAR THE BUNNY COSTUME.
What a stupid contrived story to try and make her appear as if she is speaking up now. Mark is as crazy, may be more so, as the Palins.
She'll play the victim of haters card. Oh wait, Krusty the stalker already took the bait!
DeleteBristol deserved to get the boot. It was either coincidence or God's will, but Bristol will never face the truth, she has zero talent.
Let them put her on anything they want, she will fail miserably at it like always and I don't have to watch it! Talk about throwing spaghetti at the wall to see if it sticks!
ReplyDeleteYep. They can keep on trying but there IS NO THERE THERE.
DeleteSome troll (probably RAM...the grammar and spell check buttons are working!) posted on the Beefy post from last night this...
ReplyDelete"Anonymous12:11 PM
Bristol ALREADY has another project in the works. The View co-hosts are set to ask her what's next for her. Mark said he told Bristol he would handle the press after the elimination last night so she could change her clothes and have her hair makeup done for Kimmel. Mark slept in this morning and sent Bristol to the ABC GMA interview alone. After The View appearance, will they part ways until the season finale show at DWTS or will Bristol be so busy with her new project that she skips the finale show?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...GUFFAW @ "Mark slept in this morning and sent Beefy to the ABC GMA interview alone."
So the tramp let her man sleep in...oh how sweet! LOL!!
PS...What happened to Gino? LMAO!!
What a professional. Had to dress and couldn't talk to the press. I bet she would do that all the time if she were campaigning for Sarah or running for Dogcatcher of Wasilli.
DeleteThose two make a lousy team. Bristol is dull, lazy and not dependable. Together they can't bullshiz enough to come out looking good. But the act will go on.
Tripp is having the time of his life. Doesn't want to see new baby sis or his Dad. Fun time for Tripp in LA, Az, NY or wherever she will drag him.
If they are not doing interviews together then all is not rosy in BM-ville.
DeleteBristol is weak and could not handle the press in her time of rejection. Mark had to drink himself to oblivion so he could forget for a moment how bad it was. He has to wear his game face when they preform. Interviews are like when they dance. She is heavy and a boring blob to him trying to act upbeat and carry her through another disaster.
DeleteWhat a horrible painful twosome to watch.
Isn't there some way Sarah can fix that?
Not to mention, Markt tweet put the lie to THAT! Silly RAM.
Deletefunny choice of words, Anonymous 1:55
Delete"All is not rosy in BM ville"
After the "Elimination" show, BM is so fitting!
http://www.extratv.com/2012/10/17/mark-ballas-on-bristol-palin-dwts-elimination-she-went-down-swinging/
ReplyDelete"Extra's" Renee Bargh went to interview the couple after their elimination, but Bristol was nowhere to be found. Ballas spoke of her quick exit from the ballroom, "She's doing okay. She's a little sad."
He continued, "She went down swinging. Didn't try to back down for anybody. Mama Palin was a little upset."
Went down swinging?
DeleteBack down?
Was this hand-to-hand combat, Mark, or dancing?
How is "dumbing down" a dance (Mark's own words on Monday) when all the other stars are pushing to make theirs more complex going down swinging?
DeleteSounds to me more like she gave up.
Mama Palin was a little upset.....does he mean Bristol or Sarah?
Deleteeither way...I'm happy that she's upset She should be crying because she never should have been there to begin with.
Sounds to me more like she gave up.
DeleteI doubt she was giving much to this chore from the beginning. The old horse was no place near drinking the water.
She didn't even seem present on the Kimmel show. Is it the drugs or has she always been disassociated? Too bad they think they can pray away all her very severe problems. Or just dance and pretend you are light and happy. That has been an EPIC FAIL.
Read between the lines.... Mark was earning his paycheck.... going down swinging is more like disintegrating into tears and coming up flailing, looks like swinging.
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Whatever the Palins do it has to look like they are strong pistols and fighters.
Mark is not going to be looked upon w/respect on DWTS since being w/Palin. God, he's even covering for the idiot. He really should kiss and tell!
DeleteI don't think she is disassociated as much as she is just very stupid and dull and there isn't much that she can contribute to a fast moving, lively, witty conversation with two other smart and articulate people. All she has to say is that everything is awesome.
DeleteBristol was always the dumbest dancer. It is impossible to dumb down the lowest. The dude was between a rock and a hard place.
DeleteGood luck with the damage control, Mark.
DeleteShe is going to open a Zumba studio with all her experience.
ReplyDeleteIf she were actually in shape and hadn't merely had all of her fat sucked off her body, it might be an option.
DeletePapa Todd can help.
DeleteWell, not for the fitness part but for the work on the side.
DeleteI think 1:20 anon means like the Kennebunk Zumba studio. The one where the johns are getting their names in the paper after being cited for payin' for their ho'in.
DeleteA Zombie Studio?
DeleteZumba and aerobic intercourse are two different things. Doubt she has the stamina for either.
DeleteG-- Check this out. It's getting hits on Politico and HuffPo.
ReplyDeleteAllen West plagued by scam PACs
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1012/82498_Page2.html
Interesting article about scam PACS that operate just like the Wasilla Witch's PAC. She spends less on campaign expenditures that even the WORST examples of PACS cited in the article.
Hopefully, some bureaucrat is going through SarahPAC expenses with a fine-toothed comb.
DeleteWait until Bristol's PAC. There will be lots of new jobs opening soon.
Deletehttp://theclicker.today.com/_news/2012/10/17/14506339-dancing-with-the-stars-pro-on-bristol-palin-playing-it-safe-you-can-drag-a-horse-to-water?lite
ReplyDelete“You can drag a horse to water, (but) you can’t make it drink,” he responded. “So if she wants to do what she wants to do that’s totally fine. At the end of the day, they have to be totally comfortable. I’d never want a partner to walk out on stage and not be 100 percent confident, comfortable (and) not feel beautiful.”
Dorothy Parker's version of that, which also applies to Bristol:
Delete"You can lead a whore to water but you can't make her think."
bp is scheduled to be on "The View" tomorrow - another powder-puff interview. Hopefully, they'll all fade into the sunset, now...
ReplyDeleteBrisdull and Ann Rmoney can then try to 'out victim' each other!
DeleteThey are both on the show on Thursday unless Ann too has reneged due to the loss last night!!! Her Whimp husband whimped earlier in the week.
He was Crowley Checked last night!!
He fears being Whoopi Checked!!!
Last I heard, Elisabeth was pretty pissed off at Bristol's mother.
DeleteWe could be so lucky? Scarah must have a ton of dumb ideas and prospects to keep them busy and in the spotlight.
DeleteAnn Romney is also suppose to be on that day. Mitt chickened out of the appearance. Maybe Sarah will be with Bristol so she can "run into" Ann Romney.
DeleteAnntoinette and Mini-monster on the View! Is it self-entitled pouty victim Thursday?
DeleteElisabeth probably has oodles of pity for poooor Bristol. Poor, poor pitiful Bristol.
DeleteI'm thinking that Lady Ann of Much Money will not want to appear with a Palin. There is no good blood between the Romneys and the Palins. The View could have itself a little diva spat on its hands.
DeleteAnonymous 1:45, I heard that too, but Liz has a habit of pining for the old days. She'll probably sit between Bristol and the other Hosts and end up with some "chocolate" on her nose.
DeleteBristol on "the bachelor"???
ReplyDeleteOh, Lord. We're gonna need a double header episode of "Maury" to figure out the father of that baby.
You can't see me, but I'm holding up a 'W' for the win on that comment!
DeleteI'd go as far as saying it would be a week-long 'very special episode' of Maury.
Thank you, thank you! Here's a \/\/ right back atcha.
DeleteMy boo Gina has caused me to embrace my inner spicy and totally say things I used to keep to myself. Snaps to Gina!
All I know is that little turkey truffle of a man Mark Ballas is about to be mowed down by an ugly ass bus with "we the people" on the side. He said about Bristol's dancing "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink", riffing on Bristol's UNBELIEVABLE laziness AND her Rafalca-face plastic surgery nightmare all in one comment!
And you know how the Palins treat people who tell the (DUN TA DUN) truth- that poor kid is going to need a month just to count the tire treads up and down that sculpted backside of his.
Nyah--GinaM is the best! She's my boo too!! Don't you know that every time RAM sees a GinaM comment, with that avi, she wants to strangle her!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
DeleteLOL @ Nyah & Carrie! Trust... I am the same in person as I am on the 'Net! Oh the stories I could tell you would put the "Jeri" back in your curl Nyah! And Carrie... Well you know the scoop! Hehe! And as far as the Penguin...um I mean RAM...oh that's right this is a family blog! Nevermind! LOL!
Deleteugg couldn't listen to he 1st one..Mark sounds like tawd with that high pitched voice.'so glad they were shown the door..ohh how long before we hear from Baldy?
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure that Brisket had been in the bottom two before, maybe not this season, but the first time she was on. She lies, just like her mother.
ReplyDeleteShe was in the bottom two every week on this DWTS. Go back and check their records. She eeked out because of the Tea Party votes is what I'm guessing.
DeleteAnon @ 3:23
DeleteOh, she was most definitely scored in the bottom two before. She was dead last twice this season and second from the last this week. She scored in last place a record 6 times in her first season. By 'bottom two' I meant the combination of scores plus fan votes, for the couples who stand there during the heartbeat music when the elimination is announced. She's been there before. Maybe not this season, but she was in her first season.
THANK YOU. She lies just like her mother.
DeleteMaybe because I detest the skank so much that my observation is biased. But when she was standing with the other 2 couples waiting for the verdict, I thought she had smug ,smirk on her face thinking the 'bots voting would protect her. Have you ever heard such an eloquent elimination speech? Awesome awesome awesome.Thank god she's gone!
ReplyDeleteYeah, thanking she will be interviewed now. Awesome awesome awesome.
DeleteYes, she was smirking big time. She thought she was invincible. She has had such crappy scores so many times and wasn't eliminated, she felt like she could just smirk and then give a fake smile at the better dancer who was leaving in her place and her happy happy happy life would go on.
Delete700 club with Pat Robertson.
ReplyDeleteShe will be writing an inspiration book on bible quotations and her conversations with her mothers god who opens all doors for the Palin family.
After that QVC with her favorite items like pacifiers for grownups when all they really want to do is complain about how hard life is.
Didn't Mark say that "Mamma Palin was upset" also, too? I take it either Bristol was crying or having a hissy fit and that's why she didn't want to be interviewed.
ReplyDeleteShe is a pitiful mess. WEAK.
DeleteMy bet is it was a hissy fit. Probably throwing things.
DeleteWonder where she would learn that? ;)
When her mom was on the Today Show the other hosts were visibly mocking her. Her fox colleagues laugh behind her back. Even Chris Wallace was caught on mic calling her Word Salad. It shouldn't surprise anyone that Mini-me was disliked on DTWS or that her dance partner felt like he was being punished.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it, the Palin brand is no longer a guaranteed $ maker and the press in general is sick of covering them. I'd be surprised if the family lands any other gigs outside of Celebrity Rehab or Hoarders.
Well, there's always Zumba.
I FEAR THEY WILL DO A COOKING SHOW.
DeleteI believe it was Brit Hume that was caught on the mic, but I'm sure Chis Wallace laughed his ass off as well but he did it off-camera.
DeleteHello Sarah? It's Honey Boo Boo calling to invite you to another beauty pagent! Mama thinks you should bring Bristol for the mud wrestling also, too.
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DeleteCooking meth maybe.
If the Bachelorette doesn't pan out, she can always hope for a spot on Burning Love!
ReplyDeletehttp://screen.yahoo.com/burning-love/
Jennifer Aniston's cameo on Burning Love was hilarious.
DeleteShe is weird. Let us see your emotions, everyone who loses has some emotions pouring out. She must really believe she is a loser, is my guess. Low self esteem again, but she chose it.
ReplyDeleteOther, I thought I saw Gilles looking at them and he looked sad, empathy. Nice guy. He seems so comfortable to be around.
Man Kirstie did work hard, I didn't see the show and finally saw a clip, she did that cartwheel with some help. Wow. She is really trying!
Yeow! - a sixty year old formerly fat woman doing a cartwheel on national TV!
DeleteThat was said in total sincere admiration.
(From someone a decade younger who can't do a cartwheel in the privacy of her own backyard.
Jon Stewart will be on fire tonight!! Can't wait!!
ReplyDeleteBonus is Nate Silver is his guest.
A commentator on the Youtube video (where Bristol is sitting on the couch w/Mark B.) said,
ReplyDelete"Wow. Bristol's son has really gotten bigger."
Hilarious.
How many years has he been a 3 year old toddler now?
DeleteTripp has been three for two years now.
DeleteFriends made a new game, with headlines or in conversations. Finish with, "with sp or bp" whichever name comes to mind first.
ReplyDeleteThe headline of oldest man has first child ...with ...hahahaha!
i am in my mid-40s, about 80 lbs overweight and have suffered from chronic pain for almost 20 years...my dancing days are long behind me and I know I still could have danced better than that stupid bitch...that's right bristol, you are stupid and a bitch...i actually used to feel sorry for you, but guarantee, I ever see you in person, i'm going to tell you a little secret and you're not going to like it....
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Heifer usually likes the attention from the press. Heck, she even has People magazine on her speed dial. Time to face real reality.
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin voted off DWTS; appears without Mark Ballas on GMA (video)
ReplyDeleteWednesday morning, Bristol Palin appeared on Good Morning America (GMA) without her dance partner, Mark Ballas to talk about being voted off Dancing with the Stars (DWTS) Tuesday night, October 16, 2012; the news has created an Internet buzz Wednesday.
Most of the time, the star appears on GMA with the dance professional they were paired with on DWTS to discuss being voted off, their time on the show, and who they think might win it this season. But Wednesday morning, Bristol Palin appeared alone to discuss her ousting from the show.
Palin was one of the more controversial stars this season on the DWTS show, and ABC aired several arguments she had with Mark Ballas, her dance partner. It appeared that the couple made up after each argument, but Ballas always looked a little uncomfortable in their joint interviews. Palin was one of the more inexperienced dancers on left on this season of DWTS, and many people believed that she should’ve been voted off weeks ago, but votes from her fans kept her on the show.
Tuesday night, towards the end of the DWTS show, teams were picked by the other dance couples, and Bristol Palin was not chosen. She was left to stand on the stage with Mark while they attempted to figure out what to do.
http://www.examiner.com/article/bristol-palin-voted-off-dwts-appears-without-mark-ballas-on-gma-video
Slept in? No I think his contract ENDED when she was shown the door and he was DONE. "Can't drag a horse to water...." "Dumbing down routines"
DeleteO/T but this is just fabulous!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOBIYc9oq8&feature=player_embedded
Excellent video (#ObamaWinsDebate) - thanks for sharing!
DeleteIt's says over the video here that Bristol is in LA so wonder why Mark lied about them flying into Manhattan together. Something must have happened...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.examiner.com/video/bristol-palin-voted-off-dwts-appears-without-mark-ballas-on-gma-video
Do you think she got the flight after this interview in LA?
DeleteBristol is always a robot, too scripted. Dull. Over and over the same thing.
Mark didn't wake up in time for the interview. GMA delayed it to their last hour but Mark did not show up so they interviewed Bristol without him. They made the flight later to NYC. What happened to Gino?
DeleteI read that a while ago someone had an idea for Bristles to be on a dating game with guys from Alaska. Seems she could not connect with any of them, she has no personality. Maybe they could not find 8 guys in Alaska who had not had sex with her already?
ReplyDeleteDidn't a former brother-in-law do a dating show? Sarah loves that crap.
DeleteOh c'mon, just because when she remodeled that house she put a revolving door on her bedroom.
DeleteScrew the Palins! Bristol just like her mother - no doubt about it. Then there is her 'pimp' Dad. What horrible parents those two are to their kids!
ReplyDeleteAnd the beat goes on. . . . We will soon see Bristol on a cooking show or some other bullshit wing nut welfare hire the Palins seem to grift so easily. It is beyond boring at this point. I wonder how hard Sarah is chasing executives at Nickelodeon to get the baby girl on a program?
ReplyDeleteOh my, Bri$tol's chin is REALLY crooked.
ReplyDeleteCommenters over at the fabulous blog Joe.My.God. are having a good time with this one!
ReplyDeletehttp://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/10/bristol-booted-from-dwts.html#disqus_thread
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"I just had this idea for a show "Impalin' the Kardashians". Some sort of wife/husband/boyfriends/kids swap between Alaska and LA. Todd and one or two of the daughters, Sarah and Kanye, Bristol and the boy Kardashian (wasn't he on DWTS, too?), maybe a little Kris and Levi action... good god, the potential of this mash-up is giving me a little headrush"
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Make excuses for Bristol all you like Mark, but it boils down to one thing....
ReplyDeleteLipstick on a pig Mark, lipstick on a pig.
Must have been like walking on eggshells around Bristol from the other dancers, since they all knew about the Massey lawsuit. She probably picked up their the vibes of their dissatisfaction with how Kyle was treated. She also probably picked up on Mark getting frustrated with her behavior.
ReplyDeleteOf course she projected her anger onto Mark in that little fight display. She knows she's not well-liked, but like little narcissist divas do, she can't understand why no one likes her. She's just finally learning the hard lessons of life that she can't run roughshod over people and still be unconditionally loved.
She never apologizes to anyone. Everyone seems to have to carry her, tread lightly with her for fear of making her cry. She is a master of learning how to make people serve her every needs. Then, when she's finished with them, on to the next unsuspecting victim. But she's not playing in AK anymore, and the pros don't take her BS. So, after her little sulking drama after the show, she'll be back loving the first snowflakes and snow of the season, so says mama. Rigghhttt!!!
Never having had plastic surgery this may be an ignorant question,but does one have to go in for tune ups? Look at the right side of Brisdull's face
ReplyDeleteYes, it is a lifetime maintenance regiment or else you can get damn fugly. Bristol should not need to go back for more this soon. It was inferior work. I think they put in the wrong size. Her choice? Bad advice? She is in a big mess to have put herself in this situation at such a young age.
DeleteAnd even if one has all the money in the world, this is the endgame:
Deletehttp://chexydecimal.com/2011/02/cayetana-vs-camilla-face-off/
somebody buy Bitchtol a mirror, LOTS of mirrors!
I love the writing on that blog, don't you? What a turn of phrase - "her brows like skidmarks from a cherubs diaper"
maybe she can now afford to get rid of the cottage cheese chin.
DeleteYes, it's highly addictive as well. People take it lightly, but it's dangerous surgery. Remember Priscilla Presly's permanent facial damage? They cut a nerve and she has to live with a deformed face.
Delete"She went down swinging. Didn't try to back down for anybody."
ReplyDeleteBack down from anyone, what is he talking about? She was paid handsomely to "dance" on a television show and she was voted off because she isn't a good dancer.
Why do Palins always think they are being picked on when they don't get their way? In my view Bristol shouldn't even have been on the show, she was just handed a lot of money because of her name.
And that name is depreciating at an exponential rate. Go home and raise your kid, Bristol. You're a fucking disaster like your mother.
DeleteShe didn't even try. Mark Ballas said as much.
DeleteJimmy Kimmel is a shitty comedian. He proved that when he hosted the Washington Correspondence Banquet. The same dinner that Colbert gave one of the greatest performances ever by a comedian.
ReplyDeleteDude. Kimmel is awesome. Just an ass like most of them ie Letterman, Maher, griffin...
ReplyDeleteBring back sinbad and the congenial, happy ones
"griffin"?? You mean MERV GRIFFIN? Good lord the man has been DEAD for a good while and did you say.,,SINBAD? Why don't you just get all the way live and ask to bring back HENNY YOUNGMAN! LMAO!
DeleteGood one, Gina. They're running on fumes picking on dead people.
Delete“Normalty” ???? WTF. Are all the Palins word challenged? Maybe somebody ought to pick up and read a book in that family ...
ReplyDeleteWhich TriG was that?
ReplyDeleteHow many TriG are there?
Look at the shape of his face. Definitely a different kid.
Well, in fairness, Mark can't come out and call her a lazy slug, but does he have to constantly have his tongue in her ear? Their pattern of interaction couldn't possibly be any more awkward and creepy.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree
DeleteIsn't that the strangest? I can't wait for all things Palin to unravel.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be difficult for Mark as well. He looked very sad last night saying goodbye to his bestie Derek and hugging Shawn for a long time as well. The rest of the cast seemed sad to see him go as well. I do believe it is his professionalism that led him to "embrace" Bristol fully rather than spend his time making catty comments about her or her family. I'm certain that his agent and the DWTS producers instruct him on what is allowed or not regarding the treatment of his partner and what can be said to the press on the record. He has taken many partners to greatness on this show but as he said himself you can't make them do it if they don't want to, and Bristol just didn't want to try new things or take risks on the dance floor. His job is to mentor and partner with these "celebrity" dancers. He may not love every partner he's had but at least he's professional enough to keep it to himself, which I'm sure at times has not been easy. Bristol knew in her heart that Mark's experience with Sabrina, Shawn, Kristi and Katherine we much easier for him than training her. He had to face haters when he danced with Kim Kardashian, who may have been worse than Bristol. Dancing with a Kardashian, especially Kim, brought out both her fans and her skeptics, but Mark remained professional. He's had more "winners" than losers and I'm sure he looks forward to having a partner next season that actually comes with a smidgen of natural talent.
ReplyDeleteToo bad that barely anyone will want to see him after this. No matter how great he was he is now the face of failure. But it is his lies I detest. The excuses for him suck. SICK OF ALL THE ENABLING.
DeleteBet he took a lot of showers, too. "Glad to be here" to Kimmel was telling.
DeleteThe touchy-feely stuff between them is creepy. Unless they are sleeping together? I'd say "having a relationship", but that's an impossibility for a palin.
ReplyDeleteHe's overcompensating. Most couples hug and are affectionate. Bristol is stiff and awkward. Just as Mark has to do double work on the dance floor, he has to go overboard with the affection.
DeleteI think Mark was trying to spark some chemistry between them, as have the other couples, and she just didn't/can't respond.
DeleteSome fans are posting on Bristol's blog that they tried to vote the 9 allowed Monday night but were cut off after only 4 votes. I also read on twitter that Bristol is going to announce her new project on The View Thursday. Is it the diet book?
ReplyDeleteWe all can't wait to hear about Bristol's new "project." we wouldn't want to go even 10 seconds without having Bristol be in the public view.
DeleteHell hath no fury like a celebrity scorned.
ReplyDeleteThere must be LOTS of photos of Bristol and her "awesome" full of support family all gathered around Bristol...laughing, crying...
ReplyDeleteMan. I'd like to know what was really going on in that trailer after the big F on Bristol's report card.
PS I am sure Sarah is looking for more doors for God to open for Bristol.
I don't think Bristol will be voted Miss Congeniality in this season.
ReplyDelete"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." Romans 1:22
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