Scientists say #HurricaneSandy likely linked to record ArcticSea loss this yr but fuck them they're just scientists what does the bible say?Of course as you all probably heard, some Fundamentalist moron already tried to blame it on "teh gays."
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 30, 2012
Somewhere AL Gore is walking around mumbling, "I tried to tell them, I even made a movie, but would they listen? NO!"
How come Las Vegas never has natural disasters?
ReplyDeleteThey do and it happens every minute of everyday...it's called losing your shirt, but it's hardly natural.
DeleteThey do, it's called Siegfried and Roy..
DeleteBecause of the mountains(vegas is just a big blow). There is a chance of heavy flooding and extreme temps. But it is much better than living in the Ohio Valley!
DeleteBill Maher hits the top of the nail again! Fundamentalist are so ignorant you have to wonder how they did in high school, if they didn't drop out, and what their IQ level is.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but their IQ has nothing to do with being STUPID!
DeleteI guess you're right Leland. I'm just too stupid to know any better. But my IQ is also a whopping 83, so it's difficult for me to know which came first, my low IQ or my stupidity. You know, kind of like that chicken and rooster thing. Er, sorry, I meant egg.
DeleteAnyway, thanks for your clarification. Or was that a refudiation? Either way, thanks, dude. You're my main man.
Sarah
I love Bill and watch his show every Friday night on cable.
ReplyDeleteHe has a sense of humor that I thorooughly enjoy and he is so spot on!!! Vote every Republican out of office in November that you can!!! The party is horribly detrimental to our society. Women are idiots to vote for any one of them!!! So are retirees (i.e. Florida).
OBAMA/BIDEN 2012
Gryphen,
ReplyDeletePresident Obama has been criticized for his 'reacting too quickly' to Hurricane Sandy!!
YUP -- he was criticized -- by one of the morons that failed to respond to Katrina:
Former FEMA director Michael Brown criticizes Obama for responding to Sandy “quickly”
Must be feeling lonely -- looking for a job -- better yet, he's playing the usual Rethug card - the VICTIM. Now that he's so experienced in nothing but Victimhood and trash talk, guess he thinks Romney would hire him but then -- Romney's plan is to destroy FEMA like Bush did!!
http://tv.msnbc.com/2012/10/30/former-fema-director-michael-brown-criticizes-obama-for-responding-to-sandy-quickly/
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I was looking for an Onion-type parody article, but it appears that Michael Brown was sincere in his criticism of President Obama's acting "too quickly". Brown felt that Obama should have waited another day later and then his press conference would have had "more impact".
Delete/s on:
You know, as Brownie says, "Fuck all that emergency preparedness and shit that saves a bunch of lives. If you want to have a great press conference, you need some dead bodies in the trees or at least floating in the background."
/s off:
Brownie, as you recall, did a heck of a job until he was fired a few days later after someone told W that a hurricane had hit New Orleans and the Gulf Coast.
So, Romney's holding relief campaign rallies in Ohio, huh? He'll look so presidential and calm, is that supposed to be the scenario?
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile Obama cancels Ohio campaigning. This doesn't bode well for Obama, I don't think.
YUP -- So Presidential collecting cans of Weinies & Beans!!
DeleteOh Sweetie Anon 11:58 -- Did you eat those beans?? Clearly you did in that your last sentence about President Obama that it doesn't bode well......the beans instead of making you fart as beans do -- they made you shit your brains.
Feel better Hun -- now go play in the street.
I disagree. I think Romney is coming off like an ass. Plus there's the giant Jeep ad lie!
DeleteObama will take Ohio. I live in Cincinnati which is heavily Republican. Yet Obama yard signs are everywhere, Ohio auto jobs have improved thanks to Democrats and Obama. Everyone I talk to have said they are impressed with how the Pres handled this storm and the aftermath. Plus, my Republican neighbors were impressed with Christie's comments about the Pres. People in Ohio are sick of Rmoney 's lies and they do not trust him. We plan to deliver Ohio for Obama. Plus, bill Clinton is still out on the trail as the Pres surrogate.
DeleteBristol will keep Bill Maher up on the Bible and tell him to vote Biblically. Donchaknow he will love that. WARNING: http://tinyurl.com/9ghceva
ReplyDelete"I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet." Timothy 2:12
Genesis 38:9-10: "Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord; so He took his life also."
Deuteronomy 23:2 "No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
Bristol especially loves the ones for bastards, the child of a bastard... or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can't come to church or synagogue either.
Al Gore isn't mumbling that anymore, you gullible guy, you. He's rolling in oil money and laughing at you.
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