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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Just for fun, Jimmy Fallon sings "Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet" as Bob Dylan.
I totally had another post ready for this slot, but seriously how if could I not share this?
Trick or treat! Gimme them big Snickers bars you're holding back, sir. Or I'll tell your wife, and then she'll have your fat ass on that treadmill at 5 tomorrow morning.
I had some tiny little girl say that to me: her sister said, "TRick or Treat" and the tiny little princess said, "Smell My Feet." I said, "But you have shoes on, I can't smell them." She looked a little confused. I was impressed that nearly every child said, "Thank you" tonight, and that there were no obvious high schoolers running around in a ski mask and hoodie asking for candy.
I never denied them, but I had to stop having fun and start giving out candy in 7th grade, so I don't get this trend. And gee, if you're gonna do it at 16, at least pretend to dress up. It was cold and damp here, so I was impressed that we had over 100 kids. What was interestig to me was that someone in my neighborhood was grilling hot daogs, wrapping them in foil, and giving them out...and the kids were chomping away. I guess we haven't had a needles in the candy bar scare for a few years, huh?
Booger eatin' libruls always wanting free candy on the same damn night every year.
Or the little monsters will protest on your front porch overnight with their little Occupy The Stingy Candy-giver-outer's house with their little "Trick or Treat" chants which is librul code for "Give us all of your hard-earned candy or else!" They just wanna stick it to the Man.
And oh no, you can't just give them butterscotch and peppermints. Shit on that! Real fruit? "Mister, are you crazy? Get real, dude." Or even sugarless gum. No way, San Jose Sharks!
No, those little witches and creatures gotta have all the Hershey's chocolates that you have in the bowl. And the Paydays. Omigod, the Paydays! They grab those 1st thing before I can put any back for a snack later tonight or tomorrow. I'm out of Paydays and it's an hour before it's even dark outside!
Threatening to "roll my yard" and chalk my sidewalk with little I <3 Obamee and Peace signs and little commie slogans like "Biff + Suzy 4-ever". They love gettin' that sugar buzz on with them some free candy.
Dems are teachin' em early to dress up as Spiderman and Ninjas and Pirates like teh gays and dope-smokin' elite kids with the munchies.
Bunch of little ter'rists extorting my Paydays is what they are. None of those kids--not one--- pays taxes. They have to nerve to tell me that I didn't make that candy. "Well, give it back then, you little heathen. I'll eat it!" Scary.
Arizona Atty General - Hit and Run Witnessed by FBI Trying to hide affair with woman he hired in AG office http://t.co/sXH2tq9G?tw_i=263820799310458880&tw_e=link&tw_p=tweetembed
Article at LGF: http://tinyurl.com/AZ-AG-Pond-Scum
Comments I've read tonight brought back a long forgotten memory of trick or treating when I was only about seven years old.
My friend Bobby was quite a mouthy little kid, even at that young age. When we got to a house where they were giving out nothing but actual, plain APPLES, Bobby blurts out, "Hey, Lady, what the hell is THIS?"
She picked up an umbrella and chased us down the street...and was forever known after that as the "Apple Witch."
But here we are, with just five days until the election, and Romney has released no more than the two years he agreed to release back during the primaries. This has left voters in near-total darkness about basic questions about his very recent past. As tax experts have noted, there are any number of reasons why Romney doesn’t want to release more of his taxes—it’s possible he participated in an IRS amnesty program for secret foreign bank accounts; it’s more possible he gamed the system to avoid taxes on his huge retirement account and his sons’ $100 million trust fund, or that he paid very, very low rates these past couple years as a result of a tax code that favors people like him whose income is mainly taxed as capital gains. (In releasing his belated 2011 returns in September, Romney asserted, without providing any evidence, that he had not paid an effective rate lower than 13 percent during the past decade.) Just this week, Bloomberg News offered a new shred of insight, into the way that Romney used the Mormon church to shelter some of his investment gains from taxes. But the fact is, barring some future leak, we're simply not going to find out what was so worrisome in Romney’s taxes from only a few years ago.
Not only that, Romney has—unlike candidates Barack Obama, George W. Bush and John McCain—refused to identify his “bundlers,”the hundreds of people who have each raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for him. This has, among other things, spared him the sort of stories that Obama's had to contend with, looking at the unsavory connections and interests of his fundraisers. And, of course, Romney has provided exceedingly scant detail on basic elements of his platform, such as how he proposes to replace the Affordable Care Act and the Dodd-Frank law, both of which he says he will do away with, and how he plans to make up the revenue lost from cutting tax rates by 20 percent across the board. The candidate has not answered any questions from reporters in the past three weeks.
THANKS JESSIE!! Laughing, crying. Makes me feel like a kid again!
ReplyDeleteTrick or treat! Gimme them big Snickers bars you're holding back, sir. Or I'll tell your wife, and then she'll have your fat ass on that treadmill at 5 tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your generosity.
I had some tiny little girl say that to me: her sister said, "TRick or Treat" and the tiny little princess said, "Smell My Feet." I said, "But you have shoes on, I can't smell them." She looked a little confused. I was impressed that nearly every child said, "Thank you" tonight, and that there were no obvious high schoolers running around in a ski mask and hoodie asking for candy.
ReplyDeleteAwww. I don't mind the high schoolers. They are still kids after all. Let em' get the free candy as long as they can.
DeleteI never denied them, but I had to stop having fun and start giving out candy in 7th grade, so I don't get this trend. And gee, if you're gonna do it at 16, at least pretend to dress up. It was cold and damp here, so I was impressed that we had over 100 kids.
DeleteWhat was interestig to me was that someone in my neighborhood was grilling hot daogs, wrapping them in foil, and giving them out...and the kids were chomping away. I guess we haven't had a needles in the candy bar scare for a few years, huh?
love it! he's a talented young man.
ReplyDeleteBooger eatin' libruls always wanting free candy on the same damn night every year.
ReplyDeleteOr the little monsters will protest on your front porch overnight with their little Occupy The Stingy Candy-giver-outer's house with their little "Trick or Treat" chants which is librul code for "Give us all of your hard-earned candy or else!" They just wanna stick it to the Man.
And oh no, you can't just give them butterscotch and peppermints. Shit on that! Real fruit? "Mister, are you crazy? Get real, dude." Or even sugarless gum. No way, San Jose Sharks!
No, those little witches and creatures gotta have all the Hershey's chocolates that you have in the bowl. And the Paydays. Omigod, the Paydays! They grab those 1st thing before I can put any back for a snack later tonight or tomorrow. I'm out of Paydays and it's an hour before it's even dark outside!
Threatening to "roll my yard" and chalk my sidewalk with little I <3 Obamee and Peace signs and little commie slogans like "Biff + Suzy 4-ever". They love gettin' that sugar buzz on with them some free candy.
Dems are teachin' em early to dress up as Spiderman and Ninjas and Pirates like teh gays and dope-smokin' elite kids with the munchies.
Bunch of little ter'rists extorting my Paydays is what they are. None of those kids--not one--- pays taxes. They have to nerve to tell me that I didn't make that candy. "Well, give it back then, you little heathen. I'll eat it!" Scary.
Smiling...laughing... thank you!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Gryphen, I loves me some Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween to you and your daughter!
*Alicat
More AZ Right-Wing Birther-Bagger Hypocrisy and Crimes
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tucsonweekly.com/TheRange/
archives/2012/10/30/fbi-agents-and-others
-asking-who-is-carmen-chenal
Arizona Atty General - Hit and Run Witnessed by FBI
ReplyDeleteTrying to hide affair with woman he hired in AG office
http://t.co/sXH2tq9G?tw_i=263820799310458880&tw_e=link&tw_p=tweetembed
Article at LGF:
http://tinyurl.com/AZ-AG-Pond-Scum
AKKK the combover from hell!! And I thought baldy was scary!
DeleteKeep it classy, Arizona!
I'm with Anita! That HAIR...my goodness...just shave that SHIT! It looks ridiculous hanging on to a couple of feeder deeders! Let that shit GOOOOOO!
DeleteHe still won't be a George Clooney but at least he can be a George Constanza!
Arizona...putting the ASS in America!
Evidently God changed His/Her Mind...
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/Fundies-were-Pro-Choice
@RepublicanTips
ReplyDeleteVery.Funny.
Make sure you use your car elevators to get your dancing horses to higher grounds
#TwitterPoll -- Is Hurricane #Sandy all Obama's fault or does Nancy Pelosi share some blame too?
47% of these hurricane victims think theyre entitled to food, water, dry blankets, you name it... I'll never convince them
Some 47%er is outside fixing the power lines. Hope it's not a union member. I want power but not Soviet Power #Sandy
Folks if you do not have a vacation home to go to on higher ground borrow one from your parents #Sandy
Comments I've read tonight brought back a long forgotten memory of trick or treating when I was only about seven years old.
ReplyDeleteMy friend Bobby was quite a mouthy little kid, even at that young age. When we got to a house where they were giving out nothing but actual, plain APPLES, Bobby blurts out, "Hey, Lady, what the hell is THIS?"
She picked up an umbrella and chased us down the street...and was forever known after that as the "Apple Witch."
ReplyDeleteOh looky here, this gal is dressed as Sarah with a broom, in a black outfit with a pointy hat and Bristol's chin with a dried booger on it.
He does a great Dylan!!!
Happy Halloween!
A Halloween Special Featuring Sarah Palin
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politicususa.com/halloween-special-feat-sarah-palin.html
ReBiblican vs. Republican – The Difference is Extremism
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politicususa.com/voter-guide-rebiblicans-disguised-republicans.html
Nate Silver projects Obama will win 299-239. Votamatic: Obama 332-206. Real Clear Pols: Obama 290-248. Princeton: 303-235.
ReplyDeleteNew NBC/WSJ/Marist poll: Iowa: Obama 50%, Romney 44%, New Hampshire: Obama 49%, Romney 47%, Wisconsin: Obama 49%, Romney 46%
ReplyDeleteMichigan - 2012 President - Obama 53%, Romney 45% (PPP (D-Health Care for America Now) 10/30-10/31)
Virginia - 2012 President - Obama 49%, Romney 46% (PPP (D-Health Care for America Now) 10/30-10/31)
Colorado - 2012 President - Obama 50%, Romney 47% (We Ask America 10/30)
Consumer confidence expected to hit 73.0, highest level since Feb. '08.
145 letters: Reaction to The Des Moines Register’s presidential endorsement
ReplyDeleteFollowing are letters from Iowa residents regarding The Register’s presidential endorsement.
The Register endorses Mitt Romney? Seriously? Is it new ownership or just temporary insanity?
http://abetteriowa.desmoinesregister.com/2012/10/31/100-letters-reaction-to-the-des-moines-registers-presidential-endorsement/
Romney’s Secrecy: Did He Get Away With It?
ReplyDeleteBut here we are, with just five days until the election, and Romney has released no more than the two years he agreed to release back during the primaries. This has left voters in near-total darkness about basic questions about his very recent past. As tax experts have noted, there are any number of reasons why Romney doesn’t want to release more of his taxes—it’s possible he participated in an IRS amnesty program for secret foreign bank accounts; it’s more possible he gamed the system to avoid taxes on his huge retirement account and his sons’ $100 million trust fund, or that he paid very, very low rates these past couple years as a result of a tax code that favors people like him whose income is mainly taxed as capital gains. (In releasing his belated 2011 returns in September, Romney asserted, without providing any evidence, that he had not paid an effective rate lower than 13 percent during the past decade.) Just this week, Bloomberg News offered a new shred of insight, into the way that Romney used the Mormon church to shelter some of his investment gains from taxes. But the fact is, barring some future leak, we're simply not going to find out what was so worrisome in Romney’s taxes from only a few years ago.
Not only that, Romney has—unlike candidates Barack Obama, George W. Bush and John McCain—refused to identify his “bundlers,”the hundreds of people who have each raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for him. This has, among other things, spared him the sort of stories that Obama's had to contend with, looking at the unsavory connections and interests of his fundraisers. And, of course, Romney has provided exceedingly scant detail on basic elements of his platform, such as how he proposes to replace the Affordable Care Act and the Dodd-Frank law, both of which he says he will do away with, and how he plans to make up the revenue lost from cutting tax rates by 20 percent across the board. The candidate has not answered any questions from reporters in the past three weeks.
http://www.tnr.com/blog/plank/109464/romneys-secrecy-did-he-get-away-it#
i am amazed at Fallon's talent
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