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“No, I haven’t. I don’t really know her,” Ryan said. “I met her once a few years ago. I haven’t really given a thought of what I would do differently."
Somehow, even though Ryan is crashing and burning all on his own, I can ONLY imagine any advice that Palin would provide would simply accelerate the collapse of the Romney/Ryan ticket. Anybody who has even casually paid attention to the demise of HER political aspirations would know to stay as far away as possible from the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.
After all what is she going to tell him?
"Wink, Americans like it when you flirt"
"Try not to call Joe Biden, O'Biden."
"Wear a tight skirt so nobody hears how stupid you answers are."
"Constantly hold up a baby with Down syndrome to deflect criticism."
Yeah EVEN Paul Ryan is not stupid enough to take any advice from this woman.
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Gryphen----OMG! How old is Piper???? Wearing a purple off-the-shoulder thingy....so inappropriate for a young girl!!!
ReplyDeleteInappropriate...thy name is Palin.
DeleteDressing up your 11 yr old daughter like a cheap hooker... is that living "vibrantly"?
DeletePoor Piper... cheap trash for sisters, a pimp for a father and a deranged mother. Are there no decent role models in this circus sideshow family?
Nice to see Piper is not in school. Someone in AK please called Child Protection Services STAT!
DeleteI see Sarah isn't wearing a wedding ring.
DeleteNo tight abs in the entire family. Sarah's hair looks like shit. Nothing new here.
DeleteLookit Scarah's hands and knees! WTF? Lol!
ReplyDeleteIs that Piper next to our S'error ?? She looks pregnant !!
ReplyDeleteNYCgirl
There must be some genetic trait in the Heath/Palin family that skipped Sarah -- a belly that perennially looks gravid.
DeleteBoth Bristol's AND Piper's bellies pooch out more than their mother's did in her "seventh month".
It also looks like Piper has boobs. WTF is going on in that family?
DeleteSomebody needs to tell Palin that she shouldn't be photographed with so many younger ladies and girls. It really emphasizes how old and haggish she is looking these days. Especially when she chooses her outfit from the "Old Frump" department.
ReplyDeleteGood lord, how old is Piper and why is she dressed up like a 30 year old!
ReplyDeleteIsn't Piper 11yrs old...Why does she look like a really bad hooker on Sunset Blvd?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, Palin's never-mind!
I'm sorry, I didn't read the comments first and posted nearly the same comment. But I guess we saw the same thing. Shameful.
DeleteDon't worry about it... I do it all the time...besides it's really the main thing you see in these many frightening photos of the Palin Tribe. It's always the same reaction: WHAT on Earth is Palin thinking?
DeleteIt's okay, comes naturally when you see a pic of the Palin Klan, kinda like Palin having all of her grandchildren born out of wedlock.
DeleteDoes anyone else see poor Willow with her scissors help up at Bristol...she's definitely got the third child envy down-pat. Grrrr!
i am not a 'link' expert but hope this works.
ReplyDeleteA sad commentary on the HATERS in Wisconsin.
OVER 50 HATEFUL PEOPLE attended the Campaign to Defeat Barack Obama PAC (I hate Obama) rally in Hudson. OVER 50....giving Obama a big middle finger...sucks to be them, and the comments are funny too.
We even had Tick, tock, toe, or tag or one of the Romney boys in town and he rocked the boat with 75 plus in the crowd the day before
Suck on that you haters.!!!!!!!!
http://hudson-wi.patch.com/articles/photos-defeat-obama-pac-spreads-message-in-hudson#photo-11541838
'sconny gal
No AK-47's in the crowd. Doesn't look like a very gnarly bunch there. I don't mind the "haters" that just vote for the other party's candidate.
DeleteI keep wondering when Willow is going to decide to do something to get some of the attention focused on her. If she could get knocked up maybe she could jump on the abstinence band wagon. Alternatively she could just sell her story of all of the fake Palin pregnancies for millions, and then she wouldn't have to tag along as Bristol's lackey.
ReplyDeleteWillow looks better than any of them in the pic.
Deletewhat is the white under the front of willows dress?
DeleteHopefully she won't jump on the plastic surgery band wagon, too. She really doesn't need to mess up her face like The Chin did.
DeleteIt looks like a nipple pad slipped up. You know, those nipple pads for nursing Moms.
DeleteI don't think that looks like a nipple shield, I think it's her Klassy way of carrying her cell phone! LOL!
DeleteJillyG
I always thought Whallop was the most naturally attractive of all of Sarah's girls. Then I had lasix and watched her on "Beefy Pallone, Life's a Propp" and it changed my mind.
DeleteThis whole photo is disturbing. All of them will end up looking like a "Reubenesque" version of Grandma Skeletor.
I echo everyone's statements. Those Palin women dress slutty....and from an early age. PIPER? HOLY CRAP! TOTALLY inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteOk, please don't start with the Piper is pregnant stuff. Obviously the Palin girls have loads of lower belly bulge.
ReplyDeleteJust because Sarah lets her kids dress up like hookers doesn't mean she hasn't learned her lesson about birth control.
You know she has it pumped into the water supply at her house now. So no worries... Piper is not pregnant!
I agree that Piper is not pregnant. I do not agree that Sarah has learned any lessons. That's not Sarah's way. Piper will probably live what has learned at home and end up pregnant before she's 18.
Delete"...doesn't mean she hasn't learned her lesson about birth control."
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What lesson? Look at Bristol. She has managed to profit from her drunken roll in the hay to the tune of thousands upon thousands of dollars.
From mama's perspective, I'm sure it's a good thing. After all, Sarah was persona non grata for the republican convention. If not for Bristol's DWTS rehash, no one would be paying any attention to any Palin.
They will do whatever it takes to keep the gravy train rolling, and if they have to take a chance on illicit teenage shenanigans, they will be sure to blame everyone else. Won't matter to them, as long as it generates more money.
I forgot to say, I don't see any reason to think Piper is pregnant at this time.
DeleteI wonder if that Matanuska Creamery milk that's available in the Valley is from GMO-grain fed cows? That'd "mature" Piper really fast...
DeleteHas Piper lived on that dead lake her entire life? Who knows what medical waste infected these people.
DeleteSeriously, is that Piper next Scarah? Wearing a one shoulder dress? How old is she? Twelve, 13? That's totally inappropriate, but for this family, I guess it's anything goes. Sad commentary on them.
ReplyDeletePiper's almost the same age as the younger Obama girl, who goes to sleep-away camp, plays on school athletic teams, chats in Mandarin, and acts exactly like an eleven-year-old girl.
DeletePoor Piper, whose mother discounted spelling and math in the notorious hit show, "Sarah Palin's Alaska." Who took Piper out of school numerous times because a campaign is more important than that old, discounted book-learning.
Piper, whose parents have the money to send her to camp, or let her have the easy-going fun of girls her age, is dressed up like a 20-something, with a bun that would have received an F at hair school, and is down in Hollywood even now, instead of sitting in a school desk.
And there's no one to tell her that watching her big sister simulate sex acts on television, or having a child without marriage, or never hearing about college or a career,isn't normal.
She is dressed more than when they paraded her on the mean streets of LA a few years ago. Sluts R They. May as well get use to it.
DeletePolitical thought: another way to put a dent in Paul Ryan's balloon is to donate something to his Democratic opponent in the Wisconsin Congressional District that Ryan's trying to hold onto.
ReplyDeleteRon Zerban is the Democrat's name.
Read up on him on his website and decide for yourself.
It would be a delicious loss if Ryan, king of the Congressional budget, gets kicked back to Janesville as a plain old citizen in 2011.
And none of his kids is old enough for Dancing with the Stars. Oh, the humanity.
And Paul has never held a job outside of government except for the summer at Oscar Meyer Weiners...how appropriate. However, his wife is an ex-lobbyist, so I'm sure she has lots of contacts for poor Paul, who will be drawing that hated unemployment soon.
DeleteAs for the pic above, if all the girls and I assume that's Sarah's sister the babysister too, are in this photo, who is taking care of the children? Again?
Molly's the gad-about sister. Poor Heather is the homebody who gets to take care of everyone's truant children and cast-off prop children.
DeleteThe horse face is Nancy French. Shes Bdulls ghost writer.
DeleteFunny.
1) Nancy would NEVER let her girls dress like the Palins.
2) Bdull thinks that paying someone makes them a family friend.
Sad.
Pathetic.
Morons.
but, but...
Delete*HOW* does he *even* know her name??
sarah looks like she got pulled through a knothole backwards again...
ReplyDeleteHahaha. I love that!
Delete*Poof*
DeleteGood One! Especially the "again" part!
DeleteWhy does Baldy look like she just stop doing the Tasmanian Devil spin before they took this picture?
ReplyDeletePiper....no words!
*GinaM drops the mic and walks away*
It's as though she's setting Piper up to be the next breakout star of the family! Ha! "Oh, look at my trashy little 6th grader! If Honey Boo Boo can be a beauty queen, so can Piper Diaper."
DeleteWhat does she think her daughters are? The Kardashians?? No, they are lower and less intelligent and interesting than the daughters on Honey Boo Boo. I'd rather watch Honey Boo Boo than this trashy family.
*GinaM drops the mic and walks away*
Deletelol...that's all that's left t do Miss Gina. And shake our heads, perhaps wipe a tear.
"lol...that's all that's left t do Miss Gina. And shake our heads, perhaps wipe a tear."
DeleteI think I'll have a dirty grey goose martini up and people watch. You know... I guess I'm speechless.
I guess Piper is learning how to dress sexy at such a young age! Sarah taught her well. I wonder when Sarah will be borrowing Piper's dress.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as she loses another 20 pounds. Look for that blue off-the-shoulder dress on FAUX news in about a month.
DeleteShameful!
ReplyDeleteDespicable!
How old is Little Piper Diaper? Why would a Christian mother dress her underage daughter like that in a revealing low cut dress?
Does Sarah or Todd get their jollies from that?
To show off what Sarah doesn't have?
Very disturbing, there should be a Children's Protective Service intervention or meeting before we get another underage unmarried Palin.
Sarah knows her mother Sally was pregnant before marriage, Sarah was pregnant before marriage, Track's girlfriend was pregnant before marriage, Bristol was pregnant (maybe several times) before marriage and they say that Willow has had her pregnancy scares.
Piper is too young to dress hoochie!
Calling CBJ. Doctor CBJ. Some youngins are bein' sexually exploited here. I guess it s doesn't matter iff'n theys a Palin. Are you on Sarah's payroll still? Must be or else Piper's outfir would require a
Deletevisit"
Ryan says he doesn't really know Palin? No Republican these days wants to be associated with her. She is the GOP's national shame.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what would she advise Ryan to do? Like you mentioned, wink. That gets the white, male redneck base fired up. Don't think Ryan wants to go down that road.
He can always call Vice President Joe Biden, 'Joe', cause that gets the base to laughing and reduces the vice president to being his equal or less, not one of a certain standing that Mr. Biden has attained that deserves respect. Yeah, that tactic worked well for Palin.
Look, Ryan and the rest of the RNC know they do not need nor do they want Palin's advice because it wouldn't be coherent or have any footing in reality.
But I'm sure her best buds Sean and Greta will ask her in the next day or two what advice she would give the Romney team. Those two seem to be the only one willing to talk to her, and it's probably only because they have to due to her 'contract.'
She is the GOP's national shame.
DeleteCan you imagine what her Republican pals think about Diaper's attire?
I just hope four years from now, the GOP candidates will be saying, "I don't really know Ryan."
DeleteI hope Sarah gave Piper a nipple tassel in case Piper gets a wardrobe malfunction?
ReplyDeleteDamn near exposed!
A few more inches and they will be exposed?
Is this CHILD wearing a Strapless Bra?
DeleteWell.dun.momm.
OK, so I have been known to bring the snark once a while.
ReplyDeleteBut the thought I had when I saw that photo of Sarah? "Oh LAWDY, David Bowie got a really shit-tastic face lift"
I swear, no joke. I actually blinked twice and did a double take. She looks- hideous. I don't mean "ugly" as in her features are unpleasant. I mean HIDEOUS, as in. . . that woman is seeping poison from the inside and it is STRONGLY affecting how she looks."
Don't even get me started on the poor clothing choices for all the Palins in that photo. I guess Bristol figures she might as well use this first window of non-pregnant life she's ever had to try and give everyone on earth a nice gander at the hell's portal all those babies tumbled out of.
And I'm thinking Piper's dress was chosen by her mother to accentuate her little-girl totally normal tummy pooch. Sarah would kill for someone to speculate that her pubescent daughter was pregs- imagine the haughty indignation and sexualized dialog. Who puts a grade schooler in a skin baring, tight, one shoulder dress? Poor Piper. That in between stage of a girl's life is hard enough without a psychotically bitter and frantic Sarah helping guide your life choices.
Nyah, hell's portal!!! You are hysterical. Well played.
DeleteROFLMAO!
DeleteComeonpeople- I was going to make a joke about how it's probably pretty much true given how tight those booty shorts were yesterday. . . but I am way too well mannered for that.
DeleteBy the way, I love looking for your comments. You and my boo ShesToast are like a fine wine- the longer you are around, the more I like you.
Oh, and Gina- of course. And can't forget KaJo, that whipsmart belle.
Hell, I love all my IM crew. Well, not Kristy. Which, duh.
Willow has some thick arms with some extra meat growing on them.
ReplyDeleteBad news, Piper's melon head is bigger than Bristol's. What's it going to look like in a few years?
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah wearing her wedding ring or did she toss it in the lake again?
ReplyDeleteI've noticed she hardly ever wears her wedding ring. What's up with that? Maybe she gets her panties up in a wad if men she meets don't see a ring and think they might have a chance...
DeleteShe hasn't worn her wedding ring in a very long time. I figure it was about the time Sarah found out about Shailey Tripp. Tripp! Now Sarah's grandson.... Tripp! Coincidences don't happen in Sarah's world. I bet she had one giant big hissy fit and had to do some serious damage control... bride or blackmail the APD and call in all favors from the Anchorage news. Look how she is "selling" him now - first SES and hints of DWTS - again. Let's see who she will push into the limelight when Brissypants loses her luster (luster?).
DeleteI think Sarah carries her wedding ring in a zip lock baggie with a moist towellette. Come to think of it, the wardrobe choices look like the ones the ladies in Todd's business wear in the "lounge" area.
DeleteGuess which hairstyles Willow did?
ReplyDeleteHow did you know she did Piper's and Sarah's?
In Willow's defense, its still early in hair school.
I think Piper wet her finger and stuck it in a light socket - don't give Willow too much credit, she's got that quitting gene!
DeleteLooks like Piper the Viper is starting even earlier than Brisket and Pillow!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Willow's swollen knees and why is Piper's thighs big?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's wanna be Kardashian girls were out in force last night at DWTS.
ReplyDeleteIs Bristol suppose to be Kourtney the unmarried mother of several children (Trig, Tripp and the others)?
Is Willow suppose to be Kim the Wild Lose One except no boobies?
Is Big Piper suppose to be the humongous sister Khloe?
Bristol wannabee a Kim. Willow is Rob. Khloe is too petite to be a Piper.
DeleteLet me guess, the dark haired one in the also inappropriate (unless you are the one on the dance floor) silver lame is McKinley? Is that Molly's kid? And doesn't she have like nine more? Who's watching them?
DeleteWTF! Willow is in hair school and allows her mom's hair to look that bad in public...
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't gotten beyond "shampoo, rinse, repeat 101". The good thing is Sarah doesn't have to be in the same room when Whallop works on her hair!
DeleteLooks like the 'loser lineup' to me.
ReplyDeleteSmartest thing Paul Ryan ever said.
ReplyDeleteIs there any spray tan left in California? Good God they look like a bunch of wanna be waitress/actress'.
ReplyDeletePiper looks like she is about to walk the Sunset Strip lookin' for a "date". Who the hell would let their pre-teen daughter wear something that revealing? A mama pimp I guess. Someone needs to help that kid, she may still have potential if she gets away now.
waitress/actress
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much, MUCH too difficult!
Like, they'd have to work weekends, and Willer's already nixed that.
DeleteThat would be, from right, Sarah, Piper, Bristol, I assume McKinley (Molly's daughter), Molly, Willow, Nancy French, and I assume Nancy's daughter. It is sad to see 11 year old 6th grader Piper dressed so inappropriately.
ReplyDeleteSometimes, in her heart and hearts, I wonder what Sally thinks - but would never say.
Thanks! I wonder what that little girl (Nancy's daughter) thinks of the pre-Halloween costumes on the others, especially Piper, who looks to be pretty close in age. I guess I come from a different era, but if my 6th grade self ever marched out of the house looking like little Miss P, my dad would have locked me up until I was 35.
DeleteI hope Piper brought her cramp pills to DWTS?
ReplyDeleteOops too late.
Which one is the lesbian reaching for Willow's poonanny?
ReplyDeleteRight?!??
DeleteA poem:
ReplyDeleteWillow went to hair school
But wouldn't follow THE rule -
Show up, be on time, & work
She was such a tool,
They kicked her out of school
And now all her hair-do's are SCARY!
the little girl on the left, in pink, who is she? she looks a little older than piper and is dressed appropriately for her age. the girl in silver, who is SHE? she looks older, but smaller, than piper. her dress is a little risque but probably OK for her age. piper's dress is just ridiculous. i assume she stole it from one of her older sister's closets. but someone (maybe her mother?) should have put the kabosh on that selection. at least she is not heavily made up and that's somewhat of a relief.
ReplyDeleteThat little girl in silver looks like Mama Molly's and Trooper Wooten's daughter.
DeleteI'm going to have to give Willow an F for hair school.
ReplyDeleteEverybody know that you are suppose to wear clothes and hairstyles that hide imperfections not highlight them.
Why would Willow expose her forehead like that after we have repeatedly informed the Palin girls of their deformed heads?
Maybe that's why Willow dropped out of school? She doesn't pay attention!
Yikes, whatta white trash tribe! The Honey Boo Boo gang has more class. Who's the normal looking kid on the left? Love the hitchhikin' pose on Brissie!
ReplyDeleteYou know what's *really* sad?
DeleteI just read that although Honey Boo Boo & family have gotten raises - from $5k an episode to $15k,
Mama ChinBiscuit actually TURNED DOWN ADDITIONAL OFFERS, even a larger house, because she enjoyed her neighborhood.
Can you imagine Sarah Palin allowing her family's happiness to come before $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$?
Me neither.
Piper's revealing half naked outfit is titled
ReplyDeleteGIRLS WILL BE GIRLS from the Palin hoochie collection.
Perfect!
DeleteSad, isn't it?
He may be a nerd, but I don't imagine he would get much out of the practice of writing a 1,000 useless note cards.
ReplyDeleteAlso, opening with "Can I call you Joe?" won't be so cute.
Going rogue and ignoring the moderator's questions by answering memorized talking points on assumed strengths (energy) won't be tolerated either.
So, that loser from Lake Lucille who thought she'd have a revived media cycle lifetime through this VP experience expertise is now reduced to crashing the audience at DWTS for facetime.
Piper was born on March 19, 2001. She is eleven years old, and one half. This photo speaks volumes.
ReplyDeleteNo comments on Paul Ryan yet? He really is a none event - and terribly horrible at arithmetic. Hope Joe takes along a calculator to the debate.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Palin girls - rather sad that the parents see no benefit to education - compare what a VP Palin would have been in that regard - compared to Joe and Jill Biden - the latter being a life long educator.
Everybody who is from Wasiila, doesn't have an education, been pregnant before marriage or had pregnancy scares please line up by the trailer.
ReplyDeleteWe need DNA samples from all of you to see who is Tri-G's real birth mother.
The country can't even trust them to pick a song, much less rule a country. So. . .I think Ryan can stick to his own nerdy routine.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.examiner.com/article/dancing-with-the-stars-bristol-palin-defends-country-dance-routine
There you go again Bristol, taking Mama's over-the-top bullshit Frontier woman narrative further by pretending you give a shit about guns or hunting. You don't. All you care about is texting and thinking you are awesome by Mama's prayer warriors and Hollywood SWAG.
Fitting, the Wasilla Trailer Trash brought their own trailer.
ReplyDeleteFor someone who wanted to leave Hollywood a while back, Bristol sure has that hooker stance.
ReplyDeletelike backstage at a high school play.
DeleteWakeUpAmerica
DeleteWho hasn't????
You are all jealous haters against a close family with god on their side who shun celebrity and just like living a vibrant life that is Alaska with the frost heaves and where Mother Nature rules and provides fungible commodities with the molecules flagged for America's thirsty markets and we are going to talk about them anyway so they might as well pass for what is dancing and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteOh, that was good!
DeleteLove the snark. Now THOSE are zingers! Romney can't touch that!!
Delete:) thank you
DeleteOk, I'm convinced now. Palin/West 2012!
DeleteWho has the biggest noggins in that picture?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous12:26 PM
ReplyDeleteSo All That Bristol thinks she is the Mayor of DWTS All Stars and went Rogue and got her pee pee slapped in Week 2?
“You slammed us in the face by saying I'm not gonna follow your rules, so guess what, slam back,”
Carrie Ann
Doesn't Carrie Ann know the Palin family motto?
"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't." Sarah Palin
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Not this week Mayor Bristol.
You guys are being nasty. Leave Little Piper alone. She is an Alaskan girl used to freezing weather and not use to the hot weather in Southern California. That's why Piper is barely wearing anything on top and has her bosom almost sticking out like that.
ReplyDeleteTodd which one of those girls is Shailey Tripp's replacement?
ReplyDeleteAll of them
Any of them
Is that Molly with the bleached hair and dark roots? Wasn't she pregnant before marriage too?
ReplyDeleteMolly has a nice set of the store-bought variety.
Delete"Molly has a nice set of the store-bought variety."
DeleteHer daddy and brother likes them.
Does Sarah know that Bristol's time at DWTS Allstars is coming to an end and brought out her relatives before she is dismissed?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Piper's trying on a Halloween costume.
ReplyDeleteScarah's hair is a reprisal of the Oprah, what have you done to your Hair?! style.
Oh, I get it. It's a costume party and Piper is going as a princess. Um, but what is Sarah dressed as?
DeleteA has been.
DeleteZing!
DeletePerfect as usual, Gryphen!
DeleteBristol Palin joked she and her mother, former Republican Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin, are "both" redneck women.
ReplyDelete"I think that shows my roots and shows what I like to do, and it's not all about the spray tans and all that glitzy stuff," Palin said. "I like to be outside, be doing stuff like that."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/02/bristol-palin-redneck_n_1933787.html?utm_hp_ref=politics
Sarah and Bristol, is being pregnant before marriage considered being outdoorsy?
Well then..... Sally, Sarah, Aunt Molly, Bristol and Britta comes from a long line of outdoorsy.
It all started in a camping tent, so said Bristol. So in that aspect she's right..."doing stuff like that".
DeleteShe got pregnant being outdoorsy...going camping with wine coolers...hahahaha!
DeleteOne of the comments on huffpo was a hoot.
Delete"Nice Chin, Apparently rednecks don't shun all rubber"
So True!
How old is Viper I mean Piper? I wouldn't let my daughter wear a dress like that and she's 16!
ReplyDeletePoor Piper, I feel sorry for her. She's lost the innocent little girl look that a child her age should have. I guess she never really stood a chance of having a normal childhood in that family. Very sad.
ReplyDeleteWhen my cousin married, my sister and my cousin (Maid of Honor and 1 yr. older than me) were both in the wedding party. They got to get dresses made for them; they got to go to special events and they got to ride in the limo.
DeleteI was told I could ask people to sign the guest book. I was devastated (I was eleven).
So, my mom allowed me to get a special dress made like the girls in the bridal party, but different enough. It was a very kind gesture.
I imagine Piper is feeling "left out", but there's no getting her childhood back once she's in Spanx and Strapless push-up bras.
Tread carefully, scarah. (like you care...)
And think of Tripp. He has lost the innocence of childhood. That makes me very sad.
DeleteAlso, the Palin women have the sex thing to exploit, pretty much emasculating the males. The women have the power. The males are only in a support role. That's Todd's role, Track's role, was Levi's role, Gino's role, Andrew's role, and especially Tripp's role.
These Palin men each has found his own way to get even. Todd turned to prostitutes and pimping; Track disappeared from view; Levi is slowly digging his way out of that ambush; and Tripp is acting out whenever he can.
That should be a big warning to any man considering bedding any of the Palin women. You wanna end up like that?
@3:25-(putting on my Therapy Spectacle)
Delete*ahem*
The majority opinion is that Sarah Louise Heath suffered sexual exploitation, possibly abuse, at the hand of one or more of her closest male relatives.
This has created an anti-male psychosis that has raged in Sarah for years, and she is passing on to her girls.
Words like "limp", "impotent", "big stick" and "cajones" fly from her lips like a Naval policeman.
I think her abuse is beyond evident.
WTF is Piper wearing? I mean, yes her life will be a Greek tragedy, but she doesn't have to take it so.....literally!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I think Sarah in her fucked up mind made Piper look pregnant for real. If not, it is really very tragic that a 12 year old has such a pouch already. I really will brag here, I'm middle aged and had two kids...I do not have that pouch and I am 4 times her age.
I assume this photo was taken at DWTS. There's Brissy pants in her costume sticking out her sexy leg pose. Everyone is dressed reasonably except Piper. WTF? She's only 11 years old! Maybe if she was going to a dress up party with her preteen friends, but to an adult function? Eyebrow raising and I am not a prude, just a mom.
ReplyDeleteanother slap in the face by the gotp to old sarakins...
ReplyDeleteWhere's Tri-G and Trip-P? Farmed out, as usual? I mean this is great publicity photo, right? They should be in it, like they are wanted and loved.
ReplyDeleteIn the Palin Family, sex sells. Period.
DeleteWasn't it last year at the Palin family bus tour vacation that a photo was taken of the front of the bus with Piper sitting in the front seat sucking her thumb?
ReplyDeleteNow she's wearing a cocktail dress.
They age and breed fast up there in the Palin compound.
DeleteYes, I think everybody knows Bristol is on her way out. That was how it was planned. Mark Ballas knows the rules and he broke them. That's the excuse, but it was all planned.
ReplyDeleteIf this Texas Stomp was Bristol's swan song, and I hope it was, then she had the opportunity to remake her image.... which is what her appearance was all about.
Bristol is now "The Red Neck Woman" -- her favorite song she says -- and well, what venue would this be a selling point? A sexy in-your-face red neck (read conservative values) sexy as hell and knows it woman? You'll know in a month or two - maybe she could get the centerfold of "Cowboys are Us."
But back to the new and "refurbished" Bristol - not so shy Bristol, she is playing out her mother's schtick: Raw sexuality wrapped in Christian platitudes" thank you Joe McGiniss, for that vivid depiction of Sarah Palin.
Now we get to see Sarah's mini me dance the same dance but to a different song. Incredible, the narcissism of the Palins.
Redneck is one thing. Just being ignorant is another, though. They aren't necessarily a package deal, and where I'm from, Bristol's not helping her marketability nor making herself attractive to college-age guys.
DeleteNah, the cowboys would try to hogtie and brand her - too easy to mistake ole Bitchtol for a orn'ry Hereford..
DeleteThe inconsistent Sarah, who worried about Joe McGinnis peering into Piper's bedroom, yet allows her to dress with a tight revealing inappropriate dress at a televised Hollywood competition. Which is it Sarah? Do you want to protect your kids, or not?
ReplyDeleteOMG, WTF is Piper wearing? Could it be more inappropriate? Why yes, yes it could if it were see-through! What is wrong with these jackasses? Oh wait. Never mind.
ReplyDeleteIt is really sad and deeply disturbing to see this child Piper in that dress. It just validates everyone who believes that Sarah is not fit to parent.
DeleteSarah Palin, mother to mother lets have a little chat.
ReplyDeleteDo you see anything wrong with that picture of all those girls standing there?
1. I see a disturbed mother who seems to have spent her life playing the victim. Accusing men that disagrees with her of immoral behavior. Sarah you have accused a journalist who moved next door to you of wanting to spy in through Piper's bedroom window and peak at you wearing shorts in tending your garden. You have accused men like David Letterman of wanting to rape your daughter, you have come out and said that your girls were threatened with rape in Alaska but you didn't notify the authorities. Bristol on national tv claimed that Levi raped her but Bristol kept going back to him for more sex. Your husband is accused of being a pimp and soliciting prostitutes and there is a book published about it but he refuses to personally dispute these claims. Bristol claimed that she was deep in the woods without a cell phone and scared because no one was with her and a college boy went to jail. There's a girl in this picture who was told no boys passed the baby gate and on a reality tv show what happened? The boy sneaks up to your daughter's room on the second floor unsupervised. You have already experienced underage teenage pregnancy with a family full of people who had to get married because of unprotected pregnancies. It is always sexual when it comes to your family. Sarah you constantly try to bring attention to men's private areas by descriptively challenging their manhoods.
2. Now we see an underage little girl belonging to this family who are sexual professional victims and the little girl is dressed with her little chest almost exposed and she goes on national to tv where true pedophiles can see her.
Sarah Palin, mother to mother, again I ask you what's wrong with this picture?
Wow. Well said. As a mother of two young teenage daughters, I agree with every point.
DeleteTotally agree. Excellent comment!
DeleteNo Piper and Sarah, this isn't the time or place for show and tell.
ReplyDeleteBristol you are in last place on DWTS. How about spending less time exposing your ass in tight shorts and trying to stand like a Hollywood starlet or Baywatch beauty in that picture and spend more time learning how to dance?
ReplyDeleteI take that back about learning how to dance. Bristol you are a returning veteran DWTS participant who accepted and felt that you are qualified to participate in an All Star dance competition but you are dancing like it is day one almost 2 years ago.
Time to shit or get off the pot!
If Piper ever made it to high school and went dressed like that to school, I would hope the school would send her home.
ReplyDelete"…she couldn’t ignore the hits on the kids. She said, ‘It brought out the mama grizzly in me.’ She acted like a mother grizzly bear when her cubs were being attacked."
ReplyDeleteWELL MAMA GRIZZLY SARAH PALIN, HOW ABOUT PUTTING SOME CLOTHES ON YOUR UNDERAGE CUB?
Sarah Palin wouldn't put clothes on Trig. There are pictures of Trig wearing only diapers and a thin t-shirt and no shoes or socks while everybody else is fully clothed in long sleeve warm clothes and Trig is almost butt naked.
ReplyDeleteSo why should Sarah make Piper wear decent Christian clothes?
Could it be that Sarah is trying to pimp out her 1/2 naked daughter Piper in Hollywood so the girls can get a reality show like the Kardashians?
ReplyDeleteSarah and Todd needs to ask themselves this. If Piper wears that indecent inappropriate outfit in Sarah's presence, what does Piper wear when Todd and Sarah are out of town?
ReplyDeleteDon't ask!
DeleteHate to see what Pimp Daddy wears when Sarah is out of town.
DeleteI've heard he wears Village People-inspired assless chaps with a matching butt-plug.
DeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
http://tinyurl.com/G-Rated-assless-chaps
Is Sarah Palin living through Piper?
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing a recent picture of Sarah with her dress hanging off of her shoulder like that.
Only difference is that Piper's dress was not designed for elementary school girls. It was meant for older girls, let's say high school and above.
"Piper's dress was not designed for elementary school girls. It was meant for older girls, let's say high school and above."
DeleteWhat if Piper never makes it to high school or college? That's why she is wearing it now.
Who do you think taught Piper Diaper to stand like that? Sarah or Bristol?
ReplyDeleteHow about teaching Piper Math, English and all about Paul Revere?
My bad, forget I said anything about Paul Revere.
My sister took her 13 year old grandaughter shopping for a wedding at a posh LA hotel. Tweens can be difficult demanding inappropriate or age inappropriate clothes. I sense that no one truly cared about Piper enough to shop until you drop for a dress she would look terriffic in and style her hair for this special occassion. She is still a little girl, not a prop to dress as if she does not matter or an after thought. My sister is a caring and thoughtful grandma!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me. Next week Sarah will let Piper wear her Belmont girls to school!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Like Piper ever goes to school.
DeleteSchool? We don't need no stinkin' school.
DeleteDid Sarah put her monkey open toe shoes on Piper too?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the ice chest stocked with wine coolers?
ReplyDeleteBristol looks too cheesy. She needs to go back to school and find something to do after her DWTS dancing job.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Sarah's assistant? I'm not trying to be funny or mean, but the one who ballooned up and talked bad about Bristol.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she family and deserves to be dolled up with a trip to Hollywood too?
RAM was probably assigned preschool duty after the show last night.
DeleteWow! Starting early with pimping out the Piper - she's what 12 at most? Who sexualizes a twelve year old pre-pubescent girl in a one-shoulder skintight bandage dress?
ReplyDeleteTrailer trash parents with no education or sense, where twelve is considered a good breedin' age.
She's only 11
Deletehttp://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/10/02/e-mail-from-sarah-to-bristol-blood-libel-at-dancing-with-the-stars/#comment-53903
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin joked she and her mother, former Republican Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin, are "both" redneck women.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know when a Palin is lying?
Their lips move.
Didn't Sarah want to be Ivanna Trump? So what is Bristol talking about?
"Bristol Palin joked she and her mother, former Republican Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin, are "both" redneck women."
ReplyDeleteBristol said it, I didn't:
"In recent decades, the term has expanded its meaning to refer to bigoted, loutish reactionaries who are opposed to modern ways"
Could explain why the Palins can't stand to see an African American as president!
Wikipedia:
Redneck is a derogatory slang term used in reference to poor, uneducated white farmers, especially from the southern United States.[1][2] It is similar in meaning to cracker (especially regarding Georgia and Florida), hillbilly (especially regarding Appalachia and the Ozarks),[3] and white trash (but without the last term's suggestions of immorality).[4][5][6]
In recent decades, the term has expanded its meaning to refer to bigoted, loutish reactionaries who are opposed to modern ways,[7] and has often been used to attack Southern conservatives and racists.[8] At the same time, some Southern whites have reclaimed the word, using it with pride and defiance as a self-identifier.[9]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck
Piper looks a lot like Willow.
ReplyDeleteRETARD - Verb. To stop working.
ReplyDeleteUsage: "After Bristol gets kicked off of DWTS she will retard from dancing."
Is that redneck nuff fo u Bristol?
Oh no no no no Piper.
ReplyDeleteThat dress and hair is just sooooo wrong for a, what, 12 year old?
PS She looks NOTHING like her sisters. I wonder why that is.
So is this what Sarah and Bristol inspire to be?
ReplyDeletehttp://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd19/tbear1964/funny-rednecks-gene-pool-closed.jpg
Sarah and Bristol must be rednecks.
ReplyDeleteTheir school, Wasilla High School, erected the Warrior Within statue and their school fight song is Dueling Banjos.
Piper does take after her older (half-) sister, no question about that. In looks, I mean; propensity to skankiness is nurture, not nature.
ReplyDeleteThere is something very wrong with any parent that would allow their daughter to dress that way. Ugh, it is just disgusting.
ReplyDeleteBristol if you used lard as a sex lubricant, you must be a redneck.
ReplyDeleteWhat would she need lubricant for?
DeleteUnless she had a several inches taken up in her Poonani when the doc did her tummy tuck, driver's ed students could practice parallel parking in that big ole thing she lugs around in her under-britches.
YUP DEM PALINS ARE REDNECKS AIGHT!
ReplyDeleteBRISTOL YOU MUST BE A REDNECK IF:
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your child's first words are "Go away you faggot,"
Foreplay consists of slipping off the mechanical bull.
You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby or close the tent flap!"
Your father says "heeliecopter".
Claiming you've been raped but you keep going back to your assailant for more.
You go clothes shopping and have to hide your clothes in black trash bags at home so the lawyers can't find them.
Prostitutes are dressed more than your scantily clad elementary school sister.
Your mother has a one night stand in her sister's college dorm room when she is suppose to be working then has sex with her boyfriend later that day.
Your family business is to get on reality shows and pimping single mothers.
You must be a redneck if your unqualified mother takes on a high level political job just to keep her kids and husband out of jail, free house, free trips for the kids, per diem to live at home, fake a pregnancy for her underage daughter,....
You will BE HER on Nov. 7.
ReplyDeleteBuh...bye.....
I love how during that little interview all the Pro's were like "We are gonna amp up our game and bring it out there!" And Mark simply goes, "I know Bristol isn't the best dancer." LOL, even Bristol's partner has little confidence in her. Sad. Although it made me laugh a lot
ReplyDeleteAgree! I can't believe Sarah and family were on the front row and were the only ones standing.
ReplyDeleteStill disrespectful and still show-offs...........
We know why they stood up in Week 2. Because Sarah read it in Immoral Minority that they were embarrassed and remained seated during Bristol's Week 1 dance or whatever you want to call it.
It will be interesting to see if tonight Sarah puts some clothes on the little Diva Piper.
ReplyDeleteHATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS BUT BRISTOL IS SAFE IN WEEK 2
ReplyDeletehttp://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/discuss?cat=23170&tid=1150033&tsn=1
http://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/discuss?cat=23170&tid=1150024&tsn=1
Just like Season 11. True fans of the show and good dancers get screwed because her fans think that this is a political election and not a dance competition. They call us haters because we choose to vote for the dancers who are actually good. As a long time fan of the show who has watched from the beginning I am truly disgusted.
ReplyDeleteTrue fans know that FANS keep people on the show. Every season controversy ensues. the show is stale and has lost viewers since season 12.
DeleteJoey is going home.
ReplyDeleteHelio is safe.
I think it's rather amusing that Bristol is stuck there for another week as she really doesn't seem to be enjoying herself and she pouted during the entire judging clip last night. She can't quit because, well, can you imagine what America would say if she quit :-)
DeleteShe'll try even LESS at rehearsals this week and be even WORSE than she was this week and she'll look stupid and talentless in front of America for one more week!
Who the He** is voting for Bristol. Whoever it is, they must not be watching the show, just some Sarah Palin supporters ruining a good show for everyone. Why did DWTS bring her back anyway. She couldn't dance the first time she was on, and she can't dance this time either. She wasn't a fan favorite. That season was so controversial, someone shot their television set over Bristol. A lousy dancer stays, and a good one is going home. This is ridiculous. I will enjoy the show much more once she is gone.
ReplyDeleteI ask the same thing about each boybander, Kirstie and Kelly.
Delete" She wasn't a fan favorite."
DeleteYes she was. there's a reason many staff members like her.
Man I would hate to be Mark and look my fellow pro dancers in the face while the last place dancer stays.
ReplyDeletechaz and Kate Gosselin anyone?
DeleteAt least Bristol moves.
And just think Alaska placed that entire grifting family into the governor's mansion!
ReplyDeleteWHY?
And they're juneau friends miss them and the fun times in the Mansion. Sarahs definitely a fun mom. that's the best part of Bristols book
DeleteI think Christian Bristol Palin will wake up in the morning and do the honorable thing and fake an injury next week. I believe she knows that she is terrible, doesn't deserve to be there and would hate to see better dancers eliminated just because her mother's Teabaggers are voting for her.
ReplyDeleteBelieve that? I have a bridge to Nowhere to sell you.