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You know I am a long time gym rat myself, and totally support Paul Ryan's commitment to fitness. And I hope that he sticks with it for his entire life as it has many long term health benefits.
However in the future he might resist the urge to have his picture taken while pretending to workout. It just makes him look like a douche.
And that hat CERTAINLY doesn't help.
However the most important thing to keep in mind is that exercise, no matter how committed he is to it, has NOTHING to do, one way or the other, with his ability to be a good Vice President.
Personally considering who Ryan is facing in tonight's debate I certainly hope he worked his mental muscles more aggressively than he obviously did his legs. (By the way, where DID I leave those pipe cleaners?)
Hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteAs I wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes,all I can say is "Yup,Sarah Palin with a penis.
good one!
DeleteI was going to say he is as vain and vile as Sarah.
Yeah, thank you thank you... choked on my fried rice, went right up my sinuses. Need to go blow my nose.
DeletePalin with a penis... damn that's funny.
So, what's with the outstreached arm? "Stand back, this is dangerous" , "Don't try this at home", "No, no, don't take my picture (even though I here posing in this hip ass hat)"?
DeleteI've read that some think Ryan good looking and handsome! I've never thought that! Think he looks absolutely goofy in these photos. Plus, he isn't as buff as I thought he would be based on all the 'exercise' the guy says he does. Think he and Romney are nothing more than bullshitters - much the same as Palin was in 2008 and still is today.
ReplyDeleteBARF!!
I was just thinking he would not look so bad if they cut his head off. He is homely. Comical but not in an appealing way.
DeleteHe looks as though he removed his teeth to exercise!!
DeleteLike 'la Palin', Ryan seems to think he's all that and a super deluxe cheese sandwich.
DeleteIck.
I really trust you on your count there, Gilligan. I know, you'd have done a lot more but you just finished running a 2:58 marathon earlier this afternoon, huh?
ReplyDeleteYou're a goofy little bastard, aren't you?
I wonder if these pictures were taken before or after Ryan's lies about mountain climbing and marathon running?
ReplyDeleteThe man has obvious signs of roid rage and who the hell started the rumor that this wet behind the ears punk is 'handsome'. Oh, that's right, it was probably HIM! Gag me with a bar bell.
ReplyDeleteI find him totally repulsive.
DeleteHe is a VP as SP. I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. How old is this guy?
ReplyDeleteActually, I was thinking Ernest P. Worrell.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_P._Worrell
Hey, there, Lyin' Ryan, who's your daddy?
Ready for Uncle Joe to smack down Eddie Munster tonight, and for President Obama to prevail over Willard Eddie Haskell Rmoney, hinky voting machines (and their hinky corporate overlords) be damned.
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Lyin'Ryan is a dead ringer for Solomon Star on Deadwood (played by John Hawkes). Sol is much cooler than Mitt's little buddy, who actually gives Gilligan a run for his money. Ryan is just a wormy li'l fucker.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/SolomonStar-on-Deadwood
Hawkes was also on Eastbound and Down on HBO as Kenny Powers' brother.
http://www.tvrage.com/Deadwood/character_guide?character=989
Actually, I think Hawkes is better looking and certainly very talented.
DeleteThere is something weirdly creepy about Ryan and his alleged fitness. I think because of the stupid lies about his marathon time, and the bizarre body fat claim, the ooh take pictures of me pumping iron bit, the oddly baggy and ill-fitted suits (ooh see how skinny I am)... There is something unhealthy there, whether it is body image, control issues, anorexia (not just a female problem), or god knows what icky repressed republican sex issue.
ReplyDeleteIt just feels as though his wife must have to wait patiently for him to undress himself with his eyes before she sees any action.
Right on. Normal people who like to exercise, to get fit, to run, or whatever makes them happy, do NOT brag about it, promote DVD fitness gurus, lie about their achievements, and think it cool to display their biceps during a Presidential campaign. What a MAN he is, my, my!
DeleteSarah seems caught up in this body image cult, too. What does it mean? And when does he have time for his wife and children, if he's half the time in D.C. and the other half down in his basement gym, enjoying the view in the mirror?
Just eat healthily, walk, run or whatever makes you feel good, and then get on with your day. Don't tell us all about it.
Well, since they only have three kids, she must use contraception...and I thought they were such devout Catholics too. That's what he said tonight. And his 'new' anecdote about "Beanie." Love to chat with that girl and find out if he's ever called her that.
DeleteMaking sure my President/VP candidates all have upper and lower lips before voting...otherwise it's a no go (Alien for sure!)
ReplyDeleteRyan you're GOOBER TOOL... and I know my tools!
Republican men really have no clue how their antics come across to the majority. I love the comments at gawker. He really is a douche!
ReplyDeleteHold on... this is not a gym.
ReplyDeleteIt's a photo studio.
Oh course it is. Just like Sarah posing in running shorts and stockings, with a flag draped around her (you know, 'cause the right is so protective about proper flag etiquette, as we are supposed to honor a piece of cloth over all.
DeleteLooks like he doesn't get enough protein.
ReplyDeleteI know the guy can't help being homely, but can't he give a real smile? Somebody on HP said Ryan has a mouth like a muppet. We'll see if he has an IQ like one tonight.
He has no lips. I noticed it while he was trying to smirk when Joe was reciting facts to counter his lies. He can't smile properly beause his lips are like strings pulled across his teeth. Creepy. ANd his forehead has more wrinkes than Sarah's neck.
DeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...my goodness...who advised him to do this? Baldy?? Well Mr. Ryan you have no one to blame but yourself if you listened to that old crazy bat!
ReplyDeleteThe look on his face...and that backwards hat thing...WTF! He is the funniest looking dude I've even seen...and those crazy Michelle Bachmann blue eyes...DO NOT HELP!
He reminds me of Gabe from "The Office".
He's got a Toad Palin vibe going too!!
DeleteWhat scrawny legs...yikes...yeah, he must really work out a lot. He is disgusting with his dead eyes and dumb face and lying ways.
ReplyDeleteGet him, Biden. Tear him to shreds.
Words...fail.
ReplyDeleteSuccess!!!!
ReplyDeletePastor Terry Jones was denied entry into Canada today to participate in a 'supposed' debate. Yea right -- Debate my ass. This 'speaking engagement' was to be held on the front lawn of Queen's Park, which is our Provincial Government Offices. No problem!! Huge number of cops have been posted there today I can tell you.
Terry Jones was scheduled to appear at an event on the lawn of Queen's Park in Toronto on Thursday, to discuss the film "The Innocence of Muslims."
"[Border] Authorities also seized two 1-by-1.5-metre cardboard signs that said, “Koran burning site” and “Islam is the new Nazism.” That sounds like a pretty good clue to me.
There have been a number of people get petitions signed which were delivered to numerous government offices today. Many of us have been on the phones for days trying to stop this from going on. It certainly wasn't advertised and pretty much was flying under the radar until some people got wind of it and went into action. Of course there's some immigration lawyers saying he should have got in. One of our government parties isn't happy that another party is trying to push a bill through to keep scum like this out but it includes some other stuff too. Haven't read up on it but will be shortly.
All I know is a lot of us celebrated when we heard the border authorities turned him back. Who needs shit like that. Our ears will be to the ground to hear if he appeals and tries again.
http://news.ca.msn.com/canada/quran-burning-florida-pastor-denied-entry-to-canada
Hey guys -- would you do something about keeping your pond scum in your own country!!!!! We don't need them here thank you very much!!!
As for Ryan, he looks like some little gang punk trying to look cool. Epic fail!
DeleteSeriously though, the one with his hand out looks makes him look like a serious douche. I use 40 lb dumbells for my bicep curls as well and I'm a girl ( not impressed if he does p90x as much as he says).He needs to do some leg work before he becomes one of those chicken leg grunters i see in the gym all the time.
ReplyDeletepsssst Lyin Ryan... where's the sweat?
ReplyDeleteThe male body has a mechanism to stop that from happening!
DeleteThis was in WaPo yesterday about the "new" Breitbart documentary. It was almost ignored, as it should be. A few good comments, none positive about AB.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/WaPo-Breitbart-Docu
I can't look at Ryan without seeing a Snake in the Grass -- A 2nd hand car salesman.
ReplyDeleteMy skin crawls
Gotta see the one austinisafecker posted scroll down to the last one http://mashable.com/2012/10/11/ryan-workout-photos/#94585This-Is-An-Amazing-GIF
ReplyDeleteThanks, funny stuff!
DeleteLet's be serious... ANY picture of Ryan is gonna make him look like a douche.
ReplyDeleteOff to[pic- but Palin is stoopid!
ReplyDelete"On Fox just now, Sarah Palin tells O'Reilly there are some hilarious "antidotes" about the '08 VP debate in her book"
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=thinkprogress&original_referer=http://thinkprogress.org/
O.fuck.
DeleteWe need an Antidote from this stupid bitch!!!
Those are the legs of a marathon runner!
ReplyDeleteWell, not technically a "running" marathon, but certainly those are the legs of a woman who does some sort of "marathon". Most likely a stimulant marathon with a conspicuous lack of nutrition. That's my best guess.
DeleteShe's the hottest "Granorexic" in the land, and I'm sure that makes her happy as a person, however, her cardiac health might see a different point of view. She might soon find herself with a pain in her left arm and a sudden irregular heartbeat in the middle of the night. She will either address it or be found as a beautiful, skinny, middle aged dead woman in her bed. The choice is hers to make at this point. We'll either see her revived and alive, or dead and remembered. There's really only two ways to go with what she's done to herself.
I'm sure she'll call CBJ, who will tell her of course she can give her speech to the Lunatics of the NRA and the Deer Hunter's and Dogs Convention. By all means. Ignore that numb arm and the pain in your back. It is just from all that exercise you got walking around LA looking for the free stuff. What's that? You are having trouble catching your breath? Oh, Sarah, you're fine. 80 pounds is a very healthy weight for someone of your height and bone structure. Now stop whining and go back to bed, Do you know what time it is here in Wasilla? Besides, you have to fly from Podunk, Montana back to LA in time to grab that front row seat at the DWTS semi-finals. I just know Bristol will be her amazing self once again. Can you believe all the people who are voting for her? Wow.
DeleteSarah? Are you there? Todd? Anyone? Hey, someone call 911!
OT sort of...Palin said VP Biden will just make sh..stuff up in the debate. She thought this was cute, almost cursing on cable news. O'Reilly did not appear amused.
ReplyDeleteIt was worse. Ryan said that his best trait is "honesty." Good God. Is he going to confession tomorrow? Again?
DeleteYeah, she had that 1st line soooo rehearsed ("Shhhhh-tuff"). After earlier telling Megyn Kelly "Hell yeah..." regarding the AP photo of Mittens, Sarah just had to turn up the volume on her "cuteness".
DeleteThen she mocks Bill O'Reilly by saying that he should've done his homework by reading her book from 3 years ago? Priceless.
Sarah shows just how vapid she is without even understanding how and why she has committed career suicide so many times and doesn't have a friend in this world. Clueless.
Just saw Stephanie Miller on the pre-debate version of Talking Liberally on CurrentTV. BOTH she and Jacki Schechner have better looking calves. Of course, if he *wants* to have girl calves...
ReplyDeleteI remember the media carrying on about what a stud muffin Ryan was...sorry, but I don't see it. I see a goof suffering from a lot of self-important narcissism. Icky.
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What cracks me up the most is, these photos are posed, he actually approved of having them published??? We're into fitness in our family, I do some free weight work, aerobics, yoga and running just to stay toned, not to build muscles. My husband is a total gym rat.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way Ryan does cross training, and even moderate walkers have more muscle tone in their legs than this guy.
Love the "pipe cleaner" reference. They look more like "Pokey" legs.
OT. Romney doubles down on his free health care for uninsured in emergency rooms for people who live in apartments.
http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/10/11/990281/romney-uninsured-hospital/?mobile=nc
I'm sure I've found Ryan's photographer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7iFMcxt_Es Ray Romano, professional portraitist. These atrocious pics of Ryan's pecs reminded me of the basement photoshoot for Robert's modeling portfolio. (Seriously tho, the real photographer should be as mortified as Ryan. Oy.)
ReplyDelete--from one of Ryan's unfortunate constituents
Anyone with legs that scrawny & ugly should NEVER wear shorts, let alone a VP candidate. The man is just gross with an ego bigger than the universe. Does he really think woman voters will swoon over these pictures. PLEASE, give me a break.
ReplyDeleteI just saw the photos and thought the same thing! Knowing nothing about "body building" I would still think that legs should show some development too. What a phony! In fact, both of the Republican candidates are phonies!
DeleteScrawny chicken legs.
ReplyDeletelooks like a photo shoot for the next reality tv show about celebrity fitness.
ReplyDeletethe cap is ridiculous.
As narcissictic as Sarah but with a high school school diploma.
ReplyDeleteGryph, you must have been laughing until you cried when you saw these photos. Pipe cleaners!
ReplyDeleteAlso2 -- I bet he heaves and grunts and clashes his free weights. What a douche, indeed.
Hillarious!!
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Those legs look like sticks! I do think he is Sarah with a penis, and instead of fake boobs, he has fake abs. Narcissist. With a huge ego. Just like Sarah. You'd think the GOP really learned their lesson in 2008 with the Palin pick. Lyin Ryan is just Sarah redux.
ReplyDeleteEvery comment on the page is mean and rude. Look at your souls people. They are ugly.
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