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“Really tough format, Sean, for someone like a Paul Ryan or anybody else up against Joe Biden, when the moderator allowed one candidate to absolutely run roughshod over the conversation, over the opponent,” Palin told Fox News Channel’s Sean Hannity on Thursday night. “That’s a tough format. It reminded me … of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot. And in this case, when it came to style, it was Paul Ryan underfoot because of the moderator allowing Biden to do the interrupting, to kind of take control of the conversation.”
Yeah, look there is no way that Palin EVER saw anybody trampled by a Musk Ox.
But hey, she needed to sound Alaskan so she figured she would just make shit up!
However she IS right in that Ryan got trampled. He was trampled under an unrelenting stampede of truth. And about damn time too!
Palin was quite the bell of the Fox News ball yesterday, and went on several of their shows. You know because of her vast experience "debating" Joe Biden. (Who actually treated her like a mentally deficient child instead of a real opponent.)
On The Factor with Bill O'Reilly, Palin, who for all the world appeared to be high as a kite, said the following when asked about Joe Biden:
"My buddy Joe Biden? You mean, besides his penchant for just making shhhhh- stuff up?" she told Fox News' Bill O'Reilly, making a noticeably awkward rescue. "I think he's kind of known for some of that." (I am not sure if she slurred her speech, or attempted to be cute by pretending to start off saying the word "shit" instead of "stuff." Either one makes her look like an unprofessional idiot.)
Yeah well that may be a nice sound bite on Fox News, the place where truth goes to die, but the rest of America knows that the misstatements were coming, NOT from Joe Biden, but from Lyin Ryan instead, twenty four of them in forty minutes to be exact.
You know rather than to show her inebriated, bewigged ass all over cable television last night, perhaps instead Palin should have spent her time thanking her lucky stars that SHE did not have to face off against the same Joe Biden four years ago that handed Paul Ryan his ass last night.
I can only imagine the fear induced flop sweat that would have oozed from HER pores if indeed she had.
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She's the Anna Nicole Smith of punditry. I'll bet that hoarder's bunker she curiously hides out in for hours smells like a musk ox.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that I'm not the first commentor. But here goes. I really hope she reads the comments here because I am sure that when Joe B, curls up at night in his nice warm bed next to his lovely wife, Sarah Palin is the last thing on his mind. I think she owes Joe a big apology and that's you for letting her get off.
ReplyDeleteJoe has such a lovely family and looks like he has such a wonderful relationship with his beautiful, loving wife.
He has what the Palins will never have, so lipbits balin must melt on the floor with jealousy.
Great Job Joe. He has always been one of my favorites.
10 cats
Jill Biden is a beautiful, witty, intelligent woman. sarah paylin is a herpes infested, filthy, classless moron.
DeleteCouldn't have said it better!
DeleteShorter Palin: "Whiiiiiiine."
ReplyDeleteMosquitoes everywhere are in awe.
...and covering their ears.
Delete...probably slapping themselves to make it stop.
DeleteUh, musk ox run across the tundra with "somebody underfoot"?
ReplyDeletea) What the hell does that even mean?
and
b) Oh, drop your fake I'm-so-Alaskan-frontiery-and-whatnot-that-we-spend-all-our-time-crawling-through-the-tundra-to-gnaw-on-raw-moose-carcasses shtick. The only difference between your suburbans strip mall lifestyle and someone in Kansas is latitude.
Trust me as an Alaskan - Sarah Palin has absolutely no knowledge of the musk oxen...I'll bet you $1,000 she's never seen them in the wild in Alaska. If she has seen them at all, it's been in captivity not far from where she resides (the Valley).
DeletePalin is a huge embarrassment to Alaskans - and we wish she'd shut her retarded mouth!
i seriously doubt $he's even been to the musk ox farm in palmer, the lyin' skank fraud's so A.D.D. $he doesn't know whether $he's punched or gouged
Delete$CARAH ! SHUT THE FUK UP AND QUIT EMBARRASSING US REAL ALASKANS YOU TWO BIT FRAUD !!
The closest that Palin ever got to a Musk Ox was during this 5K in 2003 at our Musk Ox Farm in Palmer.
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And geez, get that droopy lip fixed. Your plastic surgery is really starting to sag.
ReplyDeleteIdiot Palin looks like Julianne Moore in the above photo - except for the fact her lip is askew to one side of her face.
ReplyDeleteShe is lucky as hell that Biden was easy on her in 2008 to make it look like he wasn't going after an idiot. I truly wish he had as she would have really showed herself to be the angry, mean, nasty, evil asshole she is!
VP Biden did a hell of a job last night w/Ryan - man to man - or adult to kid - experience to a liar - qualified to be where he is to someone not qualified - a confident person to someone who appeared to be scared to death.
Get out and vote in November folks and mark your ballot for the two people qualified to be where they are and to continue the great jobs they are doing! OBAMA/BIDEN 2012!
She has that weird smirk on her face all the time now. I bet $10,000 that she let that little shhh slip on purpose. She has no class at all, every time she opens her mouth she proves to the world what a freaking retard she is.
DeleteShe has been on the edge of cursing numerous times. Can you image our classy and beautiful First Lady speaking like that?
Palin needs make up and major maintenance help. Julianne is gorgeous make up free.
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LOL! That's what I thought.
DeleteJust in that still-shot only, she looks like Palin trying to look like Julianne Moore.
Except for that slip of the lipstick smear on her upper lip.
Nonetheless, she's still a dishrag.
--GypsyGirl
LOL. Nefernefernefer.
ReplyDeleteIs TOAD still PIMPING? Any woman with a Pimp husband should STFU about others' lives. And find a personal hygiene expert, Druggie.
ReplyDeleteSarah, that knock at the door is the Scottsdale Decorating Police coming to arrest you.
ReplyDeleteIs that backdrop from her house in Scottsdale? I thought she was sitting in a thrift shop amongst the clutter.
DeleteEasy now, she's already paranoid enough. We know she reads IM.
Deletein the clip I saw you could hear dogs howling the entire time, is her house next to a boarding kennel?
Delete...probably a puppy mill :(
DeleteShe has all the intelligence, eloquence, and personal savvy of Edina Monsoon.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it.
DeleteJill Tyrell from Nighty Night
Deletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighty_Night
Nice cold sore. Herpes flaring up again Sarah? Or is it another meth pipe burn? Been hitting it hard lately huh?
ReplyDeletePS - WHERE'S TRIG??
I'm starting to hate when Gryphen captions "click cold sore to start video" under the screen grab.
DeleteI keep moving the cursor, trying to pick the right one- then run a virus scan, wipe my monitor with purell, then remove my latex gloves.
The entire interview is a must-see! Hilarious! Just like the "hilarious antidotes" in Going Rogue. Way to show off that fancy communications degree, Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI caught that at the end of her segment, too, Mimi.
DeleteIf you are bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, you better have instant recall of all of the humorous antidotes from her book.
I think I'll just avoid the snake AND the book.
I don't believe a university could ethically confer an academic degree on Sarah, the vocab-challenged tundra turd.
Everytime the media runs a picture of her from 2008, I am reminded how her looks have changed. Whatever. :)
ReplyDeleteEveryone of the baggers including Screech is blaming Joe for behaving like Rawmoney the Bully when he didn't.
Concerns that Diebold machines likely got Bushie in office twice (he was never elected.) Old Diebold head said he would do whatever it took to get GW elected.
ReplyDeleteNow 48 Bain white men are in charge of the company that manufactured faulty voting machines being used for 2012 voting (started working on them in 2011 for this election.)
Lots of money coming from those Intercivic (HIG Co.) males too. See the particulars here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sasfm_fTuyQ
Are we getting a repeat of 2000 and 2004??? Scary!
Fuck. People need to come out of the polls and declare if they voted for Obama. Local people need to step up and have whiteboards with Obama tally marks so that if thee is concern, there is a voice. We need fucking RECEIPTS of who we vote for. Diebold makes ATMs , which give receipts...the voting machines need to give receipts also too!
DeleteDoes anyone think that Sarah Palin has ever seen a musk ox run across the frozen tundra with "somebody underfoot"?
ReplyDeleteShe only sees them on day 3 of a crack run.
DeleteWell, we don't have musk oxen here in the big city but this morning a guy drove down our street and he had an orange traffic cone wedged sideways under his front bumper. Maybe it was like that. Can I play Really Bad Analogies with you Mrs.P.? Please.
ReplyDeleteA Fan From Chicago
I might have to steal that cone under the bumper analogy. ;)
DeleteSpew alert!
DeleteIs it like having toilet paper or gum on your shoe?
Delete1) Could it be that she's back from LA and in her home TV studio? With the dried twigs, American flag tray picked up at a Krafts-R-Us store, picture of Bristol and Tripp on the mantel, an eensy-weensy globe on the shelf, so old that Russia's still the Soviet Union and Korea is one country? Her lighting expert has fixed a spotlight behind her, to give her a glow, but to also cast spooky shadows on the background. She looks like she's broadcasting from a basement crypt.
ReplyDelete2) I was working on the Wilmington, Delaware paper when Joe Biden had just been elected to the Senate. His wife, daughter and two sons were out getting a Christmas tree when their car was struck. His wife and daughter died -- this was almost 40 years ago -- and his little boys ended up in the hospital. Joe was sworn into the Senate next to their hospital beds, and commuted home by train every night to be with them. He kept up that commuting until 2009, when he moved into the Vice Presidential house in D.C. with the lovely woman he married five years after the tragedy. His grown sons were in the audience last night. This is a real stand-up guy, this Joe O'Biden. No musk ox he....and, yes, Sarah Palin should thank her lucky stars that that smart, sincere, very savvy pol "Joe" didn't tear her limb from limb four years ago, as he could have done. He went easy on her, for political purposes, and because he's a gentleman.
But make no mistake: he's a tough Irishman who could have had her running off the stage in tears after the first five minutes.
He was so kind and deferential to her, and she didn't even know it. If he had let loose on her, the musk ox would have been shaking her body in it's mouth, and we would have been picking up body parts all across the tundra.
DeleteThis is a truly lame interview, she is so far back from the camera. Sarah: try to work on the lip thing when you aren’t in front of the camera.
DeleteI can only think she is desperate to get time on camera before her gig is up. Any sane person would not go on camera looking like this.
Curiously, she has no clue how “yesterday” she is politically. WHy doesn’t she just move into evangelical TV? They love her there.
Gryph, that's not a cold sore. I'm telling you, it's a crack stem blister.
ReplyDeleteShe just needs to shut up and thank the God of pimps and bad dancing that Joe pulled all his punches four years ago.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
DeleteGreat last line, Gryphen. Another great last line from Charles Pierce on his political blog at Esquire.com this morning:
ReplyDelete"What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan?
Lipstick."
Stick that, you drug-addled, anorexic, Hollywood-wanna-be grifter from the socialist state of Alaska! You are not fit to spit-shine (if you actually can make saliva on all your drugs) Joe Biden's shoes.
I think that I feel better now, thanks.
What's the difference between Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin?
ReplyDeleteLIPSTICK!
herpes ?
DeleteLips. Ryan has none.
Deleteneither does Sarah....she needs to have them infected once a month with botulism.
DeleteWhat's she going to contribute after the election? After the excitement dies down, she certainly will NOT be able to offer any advice to anyone. Her VP candidate experience stopped at the mark where she lost. If by any chance (NOT!) Romney/Ryan did win, VP Joe Biden would be the go-to-guy to speak to on policies and his vast experience would be sought after by the networks, after he retires.
ReplyDeleteIf President Obama is re-elected, Sarah's annoying repetitious word spit-up should get her fired from Fox, and she'll be free to sell her fitness books or whatever sells best at that time.
Come to think of it: how come the mother of that happy, mature, vibrant family has only a picture of Bristol and Tripp in the background of her studio? What happened to the rest of the gang? What about heaven-sent Trig?
ReplyDeleteJoe O'Biden, I'll bet, has photos of all of his children and grandchildren prominently displayed in his office. That's because he's a real, loving parent, and they're a real, loving family. The Bidens are an example, Sarah, of what a family's all about.
So true! And why is the photo on the mantle of Bristol/Tripp the one used on the cover of her book? Doesn't Sarah have personal family photos of her kids? Why does she have only the book cover one in a frame?
DeleteYou have to earn money to be "seen" in that family.
DeleteAsk Willow.
And Piper.
And Trig.
the good clip was Billo treating her like the ignorant idiot she is. Too bad she's so effin' stupid she didn't even realize he set her up to look like a damn fool on national tv. Bill hates her and thinks she's dumb as dirt, he's smart enough to set traps for her and she never fails to not walk right into them. I'm no Billo fan but the way he toys with her like a cat with a mouse is hysterical...He really nailed her ass on the oil spill/dutch have dikes interview, it was classic. You know it must be difficult for him to not end every interview with her with "sarah, you ignorant slut"...
ReplyDeleteI truly hate her for all the horrid things she has said about our president and vice president. She will reap what she has sown...They are both good men and she, scum of the earth, has the audacity to say anything about these two fine men...she's a horrible mother, she lies, she steals, she abuses her body and she's dumb as dirt.
ReplyDeleteSarah is more unbalanced, uninformed and less intelligent than Ryan but, to be fair, I don't think she lied about the McCain platform/policy or did the flip-floppy thing in the debate quite like what Ryan attempted to pull off. I've never seen anything like Ryan's performance and he and the GOP deserve nothing but disrespect and mockery.
ReplyDeletePaul Ryan, the well-trained ideologue, is the other, more dangerous side, of the hired candidate coin to that of Sarah Palin, the useful idiot.
DeleteI have never felt so disgusted by a Republican party national ticket as I do Romney/Ryan. They seem almost proud of their disdain for those unlike them; and I just don't get any sense of compassion from either man. There just doesn't seem to be anything at all behind the facade.
Isn't it something how hard she is working on behalf of all those conservative Tea Party candidates! Giving stump speeches all over the country! And all that money she is putting into their campaigns!!! No wonder she is soooo thin, poor thing. She is just working herself to death, with hardly anytime to buy tp or read the "news." She must have donated nearly all her SarahPAC $$$ to help her compatriots fight to take back the country. And all from the Beauty Salon in Hollywood!
ReplyDeleteIdiots will always be idiots, I guess, but has NO ONE asked the question about who is benefitting from her PAC and donations to it? Really?
DeleteIt's amazing, isn't it? How can you set out to fool everyone and benefit only yourself, and still people remain and newly become fools, and not in a good way. I doubt if Sarah ever read Erasmus', 'In Praise of Folly.' The point would be lost, of course, because it would be history and Europe and stuff. But who told Barnum and Bailey that the calculus of ignorance is to be ignored?
Palin showed her ass again to those who can see through her ridiculous comments. I would like for her to tell us one lie Biden said. She was humiliated by Biden during the first debate, which could have been much worse, and all she can do is make up shit. I really believe Sarah thinks she is being taken seriously by most people and really believes she is providing intelligent comments. She has nothing to offer and only shows her ignorance to the world every time she goes on Fox. I don't have much respect for O'Rielly, but he obviously saw through her BS but never really called her out on it. Fox commenters such as O'Rielly, Hannity, and Van Sustrane, all see her BS, but continue to be enablers by allowing her to throw out her ignorant statements and not calling her out on it. Does Fox have a policy not to call out their own, or are these people just trying not to embarrass anymore than she already has? I would really be surprised if Fox renews her contract in January. They are certainly not getting anything near what they are paying for.
ReplyDeleteand you think fox is credible otherwise, i.e., without $carah ?
DeleteActually, tweakers are notorious for chewing their lips, and picking at their skin.
ReplyDeleteNot a cold sore. Either a pipe burn, or tweaker induced scabbing.
I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD LISTEN TO ONE WORD SHE SAYS.
ReplyDeletePalin's Posture Reveals Her Self-Doubt: Expert
http://www.newser.com/story/37328/palins-posture-reveals-her-self-doubt-expert.html
The Alaska governor’s poor posture and hand-wringing in the ABC interview reveal insecurity, according to body language pro Jo-Ellan Dimitrius, who gave the Republican veep pick an overall score of 5 out of 10.
“She's not erect,” Dimitrius said. “Most people look at body posture as being a sign of credibility, or professionalism. The way she's hunched over, it also shows a bit of insecurity and a lack of confidence.”
She is wearing her red slouch shirt again. THE SHOCKING SLOUCH (a gait or posture characterized by an ungainly stooping of the head and shoulders. Palin family: walk, stand, or sit with a slouch : assume a slouch)
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The self doubting slump
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Gryph... Click on the cold sore???My god that is So SNARKY.Thank You. LMAO .
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of musk ox...
ReplyDeletehttp://media.adn.com/smedia/2012/10/10/14/02/17UZ6X.AuSt.7.JPG
Sarah Palin competes in the Palmer Musk Ox Farm's Running With the Bulls 5K race on August 16, 2003.
is that Sarah? looks like blimpo Sarah..... Amazing what she looked like before all the plastic surgeries and liposuction.
DeletePalin told her own fib on Fox yesterday--in one of those interviews (I think with Megyn Kelly.) She said the McCain staff gave her a stack of notecards to memorize. But, I do believe I read and heard that the notecards were Palin's idea and that was the only way she could learn. Correct me if I'm wrong but I am almost sure that was one of the things that came out of 2008 as Palin's idea. In one interview yesterday, she said 3x5 cards and in another she said 5x7--trying to deflect her own idiosyncratic way of learning by changing up the card size to make it not seem like her idea. She doesn't fool those who know.
ReplyDeleteYes, the index cards were her idea.
DeleteCan you imgagine what it would have been like if Martha Raddatz had moderated the Biden-Palin debate in 2008? There would never have been the 4 year will-she-or-won't-she-run-for-president tease because she would have walked away from that completely discredited. Ryan definitely got trampled but he held his own far better than Palin would have.
ReplyDelete"It reminded me … of watching a musk ox run across the tundra with somebody underfoot."
ReplyDeleteShe's talking about Bristol on DWTS, right?
That's no cold sore. That's a blister from a hot crack pipe.
ReplyDeleteOh damn she's home! Shit!
ReplyDeleteWhen the truth comes out about her, we're going to find out she is a lot crazier than most people suspect.
ReplyDeleteNot sure she can be a whole lot crazier than I think she is, but you may be right.
DeleteIf crazy was a country, she would be Russia.
It won't be a surprise to many of us who have followed her these last 4+ years, especially those of us with medical/nursing or "crazy people in our family" background. But yes, it will be a big shock to most of the world.
DeleteI believe she has severe mental disorders such as bipolar and dissociative personality disorder.
Let's hope when it comes out it is a teachable moment for humanity. And we should all give a moment of silence for the bullet we dodged.
So true. It's unbelievable that she was ever elected governor. Even in Alaska.
DeleteThis election can't have been easy on the nitwit queen. She wasn't even *invited* to the damned convention. Every time she's mentioned *by the Republicans* it's as a cautionary tale. Her monstrous ego must be about shattered by now. Good.
ReplyDeleteOh nope I was mistaken. Of course she's not home. Having kids in school, getting them to activities etc is to rill for a this attention hound.
ReplyDeleteDaytime on Fox she wore a crazy flat short wig and eve. she threw on long crazy wig. She seemed to have packed more wigs then clothes, for she is borrowing Bristol's.
ReplyDeleteYesterday before the debate CNN ran a brand new interview with Paul Ryan where he was asked if he spoke or got advice from Quitter he said no but he contacted Dan Quayle!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteRyan looked as helpless as Levi clinging to the bottom of a rutting beefalo.
ReplyDeleteIt was a hoot! Ryan sounded like a whiny little boy. And Sarah looks more like my granny every day.
ReplyDeletei'd totally enjoy the biker being $carah with the wildebeest being a muskox,
ReplyDeletehttp://lifeissavage.com/2011/10/10/insane-footage-of-a-south-african-mountain-biker-getting-hit-by-a-wildebeest-video/
Well, first, it's belle of the ball.
ReplyDeleteSecond, how hypocritical of her to complain about Joe Biden doing to Paul rAyn exactly what Willard Rmoney did to President Obama.
Third. That Shhh was a reference to Joe Biden saying "stuff" when he really meant shit. It was referring to Ryan's shitload of bullshit lies.
I hope rAyn peeds his pants. Onstage. No wonder they were seated at a table. Hope he had the foresight to wear Depends. Should have known his lies, bullshit and arrogance would get handed to him on a platter, along with his head and ass.
Seriously, Sarah.
ReplyDeleteJoe Biden is only your buddy IN YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION.
In reality, you don't have any friends.
The best interview by far was the one she did with O'Really! He picked at her the entire interview and she couldn't do "shh"...nothing about it! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteShe is so stupid...she has no clue how much fun they are making of her at Fake News! They know she's an idiot and retarded to boot! If you notice how they interview other folks and then see how they interview Baldy...it's a BIG difference! It's as if they are talking to someone who is "challenged"!
Oh and that thing on her lip...looked like a dead fly to me! LOL!!!
Oh My god. That hair again. Why do the ends of her hair look like they are barely there? The snap on hair is looking more like unbraided pigtails. Just two big ole clumps of hair on each side of her shoulders. I would pay to see the back of her head.
ReplyDeleteShhh! Listen...
ReplyDeleteYep, that's "Glory Days" playing in the background.
omg look at the "globe" behind her - no wonder she doesn't know anything about geography!
ReplyDeleteShe's the "China Syndrome" of stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhen Joe "debated" the fragile dimwit, he was petting the kitty and saying "Purrr, baby, Purrr". All he had to do was show up! She hung herself and sealed the fate of the entire McCain campaign.
Now she compares him to Bristol dancing???
Seriously?
her cheap way of getting free airtime for her clop hopper.
DeleteWasn't there a remark made by Joe Biden to his aides, after completing the debate with Palin in 2008? Something along the lines of, "You owe me big time," referring to the restraint he showed in not field dressing Palin?
DeleteAfter his smack-down of Ryan the other night, the remark is in context with what we already know about Palin.
Why isn't everyone talking about the Fremont, Ill. plant, owned by Bain, that is closing down and sending the work to China? Mitt will make money from the deal that throws American workers out of jobs. To add insult to injury, they had to train the Chinese workers who will take over their jobs and who will get paid a measly $ .90 an hour. They even took down the American flag while the Chinese were visiting. Where is the outrage?