Thursday, November 22, 2012

It's Thanksgiving morning, so you know what THAT means!

I swear this interview of Palin's sill NEVER get old.

I remember when it first happened watching it on TV with my jaw literally on the floor. I thought I had seen her at her most clueless, but boy was I wrong!

I cannot even begin to tell you the number of versions I have watched over the last four years, and some are VERY imaginative. (Here is one of my favorites.)



  1. Another one of Palin's defining moments. There are so many of them, but this is one of my favorites.

    Happy Thanksgiving fellow IM'ers!

  2. Anonymous3:01 AM

    She really is bald! Check out the hair loss at the receding hairline!!

    It seems she can read letters without the accent.

    What a fraud !!!

    1. Anonymous6:52 AM

      I still think that was a "warning" to her many "enemies", but it never gets old! What a dumb-bitch she is!
      Thanks G-knew you would post this for us today!
      Happy Thanksgiving to all IM'rs!

  3. Anonymous3:04 AM

    On one of the MSNBC shows last night, after showing President Obama pardoning Gobbler, they showed a short clip of Palin's turkey video. They didn't mention anything about her or her video - just showed it. A Thanksgiving dig!!

    Happy Thanksgiving to our American IM'ers!!
    Happy Gobbler Day from Toronto!!!
    Have a sandwich for me!! Our Thanksgiving was October 8th so no Gobbler til Christmas.

    FYI -- An attempt to keep Canadian shoppers on Canadian soil, many of our stores/malls are having 'Black Friday'. Not as good as many of your deals but a first attempt. Ours starts at 7 or 8 am on Friday. No midnights, 5am or Thursdays.

    1. Anonymous12:09 PM

      I'm sorry to hear that Canadians think they should emulate Americans and go on shopping frenzies the day after Thanksgiving. And I personally object to the phrase "black Friday." Why not "cash register Friday" or "cash and carry Friday"? I've always celebrated the day after our US Thanksgiving at home just enjoying being there. Sometimes I begin to address Christmas cards (the first one always arrives on the day after Thanksgiving) or maybe I wrap a few of the gifts that have been squirreled away for months. The shopping can wait.

  4. Anonymous3:57 AM

    I've been up since 2:30AM awaiting this post! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, the wicked witch IS dead!

  5. Anonymous4:34 AM

    I still laugh just as hard today when I see that video, as I did 4 years ago. It is hilarious...LOL

  6. Anonymous4:46 AM

    Look up willfully ignorant in the dictionary and you'll find Sarah Palin's picture.

  7. abbafan4:48 AM

    Hi Gryphen! Happy Thanksgiving to you and our American neighbours! Yes, the stupidity coming from this brainless dummy never ceases to amaze me, then or now. However, the sound of silence emanating from the cave on the dead lake is a treat to our ears; nary a peep from the idiot! Right now, she is curled up in a corner, whimpering like a baby, her wedges brown with fear, wondering who will start singing. The floodgates are opening, the FBI and the IRS are gearing up to take depositions. Thank you Gryphen, for all of your Herculean efforts in exposing this fraud and those who enabled her; your work is greatly appreciated! Judgment Day is coming $arah; be very afraid...

  8. Anonymous4:51 AM

    You can really tell it those images that she was going bald.

  9. Olivia4:58 AM

    It's a classic in the tradition of "It's a Wonderful Life" and A Christmas Story". I will never get tired of it.
    I have never actually seen either of the movies mentioned above, but I sure enjoy watching Sarah Palin making an ass of herself in this particular piece of video.

    1. Anonymous8:52 AM

      While "It's a Wonderful Life" is great, it's actually quite sad for the most part...right up until the end. I don't think that's a spoiler.

      However, "A Christmas Story" is Amazing, and I think you will smile immediately, and then laugh and laugh as you remember what it was like as a kid to want a particular Christmas present, SO, SO badly!!!

  10. Anonymous5:10 AM

    We can all wish, by next Thanksgiving, Sarah and Todd are in prison and begging for a pardon.

    1. Anonymous6:39 AM

      And President Obama would beam with his brilliant laughing grin at the request!!

      Request: DENIED!! Return to Sender!!!

  11. Anonymous5:15 AM

    I'll bet she thought John Madden's 6-drumstick turkey was real, too.

  12. Happy Thanksgiving, IM'ers! I hope today is filled with family, fun, and a food buzz to rival what Sarah gets from her morning coke bump.

  13. Happy Thanksgiving, Gryph, and to all IMers and families. Be safe and enjoy!

  14. Anonymous5:51 AM

    Gorgeous Governor Sarah Palin's is so chic, charming, courageous, classy, & charismatic, with the Cross of our Saviour nestled against her fair, fragrant bosom, and with her dulcet, delightful voice sweetly sounding like a swift mountain spring rippling across sparkling, shiny stones in a flower-dappled meadow. Our lady Sarah has more intelligence in her little pinkie than all you haters put together. She could take on Biden, Obama, Romney, Ryan, Murkowski, any of em and ALL of em any day with one hand tied behind her back and put them in their place with her charm, intelligence, wisdom and leadership skills. Like the wise men who followed the star to baby jeebus manger we will follow Sarah Palin as she is our north star and the only hope of the world until jeebus second coming.

    1. Kinda creepy how you address the quiter of "all of the above" as Our Lady... I suspect you have Kenny Rogers blaring in the back round.
      Sing it with me, now.... L A D Y.....baawhaa!

    2. Wow, I really do have a smart phone...that video had no audio (~8

    3. Anonymous6:44 AM

      Anon 5:51, in typical fashion, forgets the FACT that Sarah 'took on' the most intelligent Vice President Biden and she 'LOST'. Attempt to remember in 2008 -- you know that event you call a Debate and the Presidential Election!!

      But then -- we know Baggers are devoid of brains and therefore have no available storage room for facts.

    4. Anonymous6:59 AM

      BriAnus is this YOU? "Gorgeous Governor Sarah Palin's is so chic, charming, courageous, classy, & charismatic, with the Cross of our Saviour nestled against her fair, fragrant bosom" You are dumb enough to write such BS and lies!
      Gorgeous Sarah is Bald! That's why we call her "baldy" ok?
      She is not charming, maybe Klassy in a wasillahillbilly-way KLASSless and charismatic as one of your grifter preachers prying money out of your idiot hands!
      Her "fair bosom" is fake tits, either silicone or Victoria secret and she is a 89lb anorexic meth head?
      She is a conniving cunty bitch! I hope she goes to jail for all her crimes and you, fall off a cliff for being so fucking stupid.
      Next time you be the turkey, Turkey!

    5. Anonymous7:01 AM

      Thanks Anon 5:51--great snark! Almost too convincing, I guess. (Hint: the give-away is "jeebus")


    6. Cracklin Charlie7:08 AM

      That's some funny shit right there. Good job.

      +10 for workin' the baby jeebus in.

      Happy Thanksgiving, Gryphen and all at IM!

    7. Oh that was snark for sure..."jeebus" was a clue and ALL the names spelled CORRECTLY was the other clue!

      Thanks for channeling one of Baldy's brain dead followers...Happy Thanksgiving to you! LOL!!!

    8. Anonymous8:55 AM

      Also, too - her "fragrant bosom" --

      Who knew the droppings of her Taco Supreme inside her Wonderbra are considered both:

      "fragrant" and a "bosom".

      And, let's get real, people:

      "her dulcet, delightful voice sweetly sounding like a swift mountain spring rippling across sparkling, shiny stones in a flower-dappled meadow"

      Snark, snark, snark

    9. Anonymous6:03 PM

      Whew. I ate too much and fell asleep watching football and basketball. All of 'em.

      I stopped by to post something snrky, and as soon as I read the sentence containing the words "with the Cross of our Saviour nestled against her fair, fragrant bosom", I realized I could not begin to equal this.

      I'm signing off knowing that when Sarah and her blogging brigade of buffons read this, they will think it high praise for their queen indeed. Piper might be suspicious though. I think she's the smartest of the lake lucille brain trust. Also, too, GTFO RAM if you're still on their payroll.

    10. Anonymous11:40 PM

      Fragrant bosom?

      Only because she spilled gravy for the dressing down her shirt.

      As Larry the Cable Guy says, "gravy is good on ever-thang, including boobs!"

      But I'm certain he wasn't referencing the fried-egg hangers that Sarah puts into her Charmin-stuffed wonder-bras.

  15. Happy Thanksgiving, Gryphen and all at the IM community! Thanks for all you that do to ensure that the nightmare of Sarah Palin as an elected official will never happen again. Most of all, my thanks go out to Sarah and her fellow Rethuglicans for helping to grace us with 4 more years of President Obama!

  16. Anonymous5:58 AM

    A Year in Jail for Not Believing in God? How Kentucky is Persecuting Atheists

    In Kentucky, a homeland security law requires the state’s citizens to acknowledge the security provided by the Almighty God--or risk 12 months in prison.

    "This is one of the most egregiously and breathtakingly unconstitutional actions by a state legislature that I've ever seen," said Edwin Kagin, the legal director of American Atheists', a national organization focused defending the civil rights of atheists. American Atheists’ launched a lawsuit against the law in 2008, which won at the Circuit Court level, but was then overturned by the state Court of Appeals.

    The law states, "The safety and security of the Commonwealth cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty God as set forth in the public speeches and proclamations of American Presidents, including Abraham Lincoln's historic March 30, 1863, presidential proclamation urging Americans to pray and fast during one of the most dangerous hours in American history, and the text of President John F. Kennedy's November 22, 1963, national security speech which concluded: "For as was written long ago: 'Except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain.'"

    The law requires that plaques celebrating the power of the Almighty God be installed outside the state Homeland Security building--and carries a criminal penalty of up to 12 months in jail if one fails to comply. The plaque’s inscription begins with the assertion, “The safety and security of the Commonwealth cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty God.”

    Tom Riner, a Baptist minister and the long-time Democratic state representative, sponsored the law.

    “The church-state divide is not a line I see,” Riner told The New York Times shortly after the law was first challenged in court. “What I do see is an attempt to separate America from its history of perceiving itself as a nation under God.”

    1. Anonymous8:16 AM

      That is unconstitutional!
      I have to go read it but, they can't do that. I'm so glad I don't live in KenFucky!

    2. Anonymous6:07 PM

      It's speklled KinFucky, and I got to use that at Thanksgiving!

      Pawn Stars was on and a Hatfield and McCoy rifle was on. They talked about the feud and BIL said it was caused because they were from Kentucky. I corrected him. He had never heard it before. We had to be sure the kids didn't hear the discussion.

  17. Buckeye Bitch6:53 AM

    Sorry...think I'll stick with Alice's Restaurant! I can't deal with Shriek & Slaughter today...or tomorrow either, which is why I won't be shopping.

  18. Buckeye Bitch6:53 AM

    PS...Happy Thanksgiving to ALL!!!

  19. I think 5:51 is satire. Happy t-giving!

  20. Anonymous7:07 AM

    This was so obviously the first of her many attempts to up-stage or "me-too" legitimate politicians. Has any Alaskan governor before or since pardoned any turkeys? I can't recall that this has ever been an Alaskan tradition. She is clueless without a script and almost looks scared as she reads her little letter.

    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      I just thought of that too.

      Does any Governor pardon a turkey?

      I thought it was only the POTUS.

      ooh, Sarah, Way to show President Obama that you are *in.his.league*


  21. I think you're right, Anon@7:07AM. She was actually trying to look presidential, in her delusion that she was the one running for President -- and this was an attempt to upstage what she saw as her hated rival, President-elect Obama.

    ...despite the fact that President Bush was still in office and was the one pardoning turkeys in November 2008...

    1. Cracklin Charlie5:33 PM

      Plus there's the fact that she went to a turkey slaughterhouse to do the presidential act, instead of posing with a live specimen on the White House lawn.

      Can't you just see her trying to find a place to go to find some turkeys to pose with?

  22. Anonymous8:15 AM

    Video is at several sites ..HuffPoo, Wonkette, etc.

    It will become a classic for "eons" to come.

    I think guy in background was looking at Sarah and trying to figure out if he could stuff her into the cone.

    1. Anonymous6:10 PM

      I think that guy was wondering if that was really one of the happy swappers from years ago.

      See dem whelz tarning,

      He's like "and that Glen Rice thing also too! I'd hit it!"

  23. HOW STUPID did she look and sound babbling her incoherent nonsense while that cartoon character in the background was slaughtering turkeys!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Baldy looking stupid on TV NEVER gets old y'all!

  24. Anonymous8:58 AM

    I thought it was interesting how she mentioned that she was thankful:

    "for the health of all of my kids, thankful that Trig is healthy".

    It's like she separates him from "my kids"; which makes sense, if she's his grandmother...

  25. honeybabe9:30 AM

    ahhh! the classics. thank you.

  26. Man, that just never gets old.

  27. Olivia5:32 PM

    All the best blogs have this video featured today. It is becoming a new Thanksgiving tradition. What a wonderful epitaph to the political career of Sarah Palin.

  28. Anita Winecooler6:59 PM

    It IS a classic for actual vapid stupidity in action. Love how she references the Eagle, then asks the guy next to her if he knew that fact.

    But in our house, NOTHING is funnier at Thanksgiving than Wes Nessman!!
    Viewing the WKRP turkey drop is MANDATORY.

    One of THE BEST comedic clips of all times!

    1. Anonymous8:40 PM

      That's the classic Turkey day two-fer. If you are nearing 50. Wooooah. Need another drink!

      To the WKRP crew: Those were the days!

    2. Buckeye Bitch4:05 AM

      Thanks, Anita...hadn't seen that in years!


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