Monday, November 05, 2012

The final sign that a campaign is losing. Recruiting Sarah Palin for robo-calls. Update!

"Hah! I knew that they would get desperate enough to bring me in off the bench!"
Courtesy of Gretawire:

Below is the robo call transcript. Governor Palin was asked to record a robo call for the Gov Romney campaign. (I think this was recorded last week…don’t know for sure.) 

“Hello, this is Sarah Palin calling to urge you to go to the polls on Election Day, or better yet, vote early. We have a critical choice to make this year and America needs leaders who believe in limited government, individual liberty, a robust national defense, stronger families, the sanctity of life and marriage, and time-honored values. Our nation is at a crossroads. So please go to the polls and vote for the candidates who share your common-sense values. Urge your friends and family to vote, too. Thank you and God bless you!”

We have seen numerous signs that the Romney campaign has seen the writing on the walls and realized that they were doomed, but perhaps THIS is the clearest sign of all.

After keeping Sarah Palin as far away from their campaign as possible, and even going so far as to bar her from the national convention (Even though she was last year's VP!), now the Romney campaign has decided that they have nothing to lose by bringing in the most polarizing political figure in the country. 

If we EVER needed a further indication of just how poorly the Romney campaign feels they are doing, THIS is it.

P.S. Uh..did anybody else notice that even at this late date Palin STILL cannot bring herself to actually ask people to vote for Romney? Yeah this bitch just can't let ANYTHING go!

Update: Apparently last night the Lunatic from Lake Lucille finally DID ask people to vote for Romney in a ghostwritten, rambling, no doubt Red Bull fueled. missive on her Facebook page.

Here is the last, and most pertinent, portion:

On Tuesday, please vote for Governor Mitt Romney and the commonsense conservatives running for office in your states. 

Voting is our duty and our right. We must never forget the immense sacrifices generations of Americans, including our brave men and women in uniform today, have made to give us this right. And we must never forget the duty we owe to generations of Americans yet to be born to exercise our right to vote prudently. The White House and control of the Senate is in the balance in this election, and every vote will count. 

I firmly believe it is our responsibility to restore this country and secure the blessings of liberty and prosperity for our children, just as it was secured for us. This is our sacred duty to the past and to the future. We will succeed in this so help us God. 

God bless you and God bless America. 

With an Alaskan heart, 

Sarah Palin

How ANYBODY can say with a straight face that electing Mitt "I cannot tell the truth" Romney would "restore this country" is completely beyond me. But then again this IS perhaps the ONLY person we know of that could give Romney a run for his money in a competition for the liar of the year award.

And what the hell is "an Alaskan heart?"  I have lived here my entire life, so I am pretty sure if there is such a thing as an Alaskan heart I must possess one.

And if so then my "Alaskan heart" used its left ventricle to vote for President Obama.

And in my opinion anyone with a heart of ANY kind would do the same. But hey, that's just me.

186 comments:

  1. Heh, yeah, nothing wrong with her asking people to vote. My husband and I will vote Obama/Biden.

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  2. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Good lord. Send in the clowns.

    Has Bristol weighed in through Nancy's blog yet? Has Todd squeaked out an endorsement from a heelicopter? Has Piper piped up and said "Thanks for ruining my vacaction," to the Romney Campaign also too?

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  3. Irishgirl6:50 AM

    She never once mentioned his name! I noticed that.

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Maybe Sareeh aka Queen Esther is loath to mention his name too much her "army" of hateful bigoted senior citizens hates his guts and might hold on to their grocery dollas after all.

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    2. Anonymous9:54 AM

      "So please go to the polls and vote for the candidates who share your common-sense values."

      Okei-dokie. Did that. Voted for O and Joe and straight down the ticket for Democrats. :-)

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  4. cuppajava6:56 AM

    The first thing I noticed was no mention of Romney's name. What a gal...

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    1. She's no doubt hoping for some write in votes to uplift the spirits at the C of P

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  5. lostinmn6:58 AM

    Kind of like when you're really hungry for potato chips and all that's left in the bag are the little broken pieces. It's still a potato chip but it isn't the least bit effective. If they're bringing Sara in at the 11th hour then they must be desperate. And how funny she isn't telling people who to vote for. Maybe it will get the dribble cups followers to the polls but when they get there they'll write in Sara. Haha - that would be rich

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    1. cuppajava8:31 AM

      "Kind of like when you're really hungry for potato chips and all that's left in the bag are the little broken pieces. It's still a potato chip but it isn't the least bit effective."

      or, when you get to the bottom of the container of peanuts, and there are only little broken pieces of NUTS...? They are still nuts, but they aren't the least bit effective....

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    2. Anonymous11:01 AM

      or, kinda like getting to the end of the roll and getting strips. It's still toilet paper, but not the least bit effective.

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  6. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Sarah's ghost writer must have worked overtime on that long Facebook post. This is my favorite part:
    "Voting is our duty and our right. We must never forget the immense sacrifices generations of Americans, including our brave men and women in uniform today, have made to give us this right."

    Sarah loves to talk (or have someone write) about how those in the military are fighting over there to defend our rights and our freedoms. (Hint, I don't think that anyone in Afghanistan is going to stop me from writing or voting). However, in Ohio and Florida, there are two Republican governors who are trying to block early voting, as we can see from the long lines. There are people making robocalls, giving Democrats the wrong voting information. Those people are trying to take away citizens' right to vote.

    I ask Sarah, "Where's your outrage" Why hasn't Sarah spoken out against those here in the US trying to block the right that Track is fighting for in Afghanistan? Looking at voters waiting for hours to vote in Ohio and Florida-- you can't tell which ones are Republicans and which ones are Democrats. For all that we know, the Republican governors are blocking Republican votes for Romney.

    Sarah never did denounce Ann Coulter from using the dreaded "R" word. Now she has a chance to condemn those here who would take away the freedoms that Track is fighting for-- the right to vote. Written with an American Heart.

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    1. I would love to hold the slippery eel palin down while you read your comment to her! Twice! in case she didn't understand all the truth the first time around. Alas, this woman who survives and thrives on hypocrisy would keep her gnarly fingers in her ears, refusing to listen to truth and common sense. Anything that serves the American public rather than the repug control junkies is anathema to this miserable excuse for a paid mouthpiece.

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    2. Anonymous9:56 AM

      She needs to preach about the military making sacrifoces for usx to vote by telling Bristles. She did not vote last time, remember? Some strong family values there. So, an Alaskan heart in an Arizona home is that how it goes? Maybe Rmoney told her he would send her $5,000 back if she recorded a message. Why, I do not know. Just listening to her screech would make anyone slam their phone down.

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    3. Anonymous12:07 PM

      @9:56, I agree! I got a robocall from Queen Ann, and I LOVED slamming the phone down!!

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  7. Anonymous7:09 AM

    "...time-honored values." What, like grifting and fucking over your PAC contributors?

    Whore.

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  8. Anonymous7:16 AM

    At least they didn't let her do her usual ranting (racist crap) on the robo call! I'll bet the script was written for her - Romney really did go to the bottom of the pit in his election committee including her at this late date.

    Look at all the crazies they have in that Republican party (Tea Baggers included).

    OBAMA/BIDEN 2012

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  9. Anonymous7:21 AM

    She did finally mention voting for Romney last night on her rambling facebook post last night.

    What a divisive, attention seeking whore.

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  10. Anonymous7:25 AM

    Wow. I needed this! Nothing says failure like the endorsement of Sister Sarah. May the stench of her be the hallmark of. A losing campaign!

    Liars, Inc. - now that's the core business of the GOP. Looks like Mitt is gathering them together for a final hurrah. At least let's hope it is a final hurrah.

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  11. Anonymous7:32 AM

    Mitt must not know how big the Palin curse can be.

    That robo call will cost him votes


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  12. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Read somewhere that the calls weren't for the Romney campaign, but she was doing them for Faith and ...???

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    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      That was my immediate thought. I bet she just did this on her own to get attention. Romney doesn't like her, didn't want her at the convention, and doesn't want her 'help' even now.

      She knows how crazy things get the last day before election day and this is the time to pull a stunt like this and get away with it. This is pure evil Sarah Palin attention whoring in it's very purist form.

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    2. Anonymous10:44 AM

      She's probably scared her money-laundering operation is going to get audited and needed to get out some last minute campaignin' effort.

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    3. At least, based on lack of reports indicating otherwise, Sarah apparently kept her clothes on while running up and down her driveway screaming about the dangerous black man in the White House.

      Sarah is a true TeaPublican Patriot. We should send her all of our money instead of buying groceries this month. How else will this country survive?

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  13. Anonymous7:47 AM

    Funny how voting is our "duty and right" when ther's a possibility that our vote is going to a Republican candidate.... when it's a Democrat, not so much

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  14. Anonymous7:50 AM

    Did Sarah get paid for the robocalls? We know she doesn't do anything for free.

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    1. Anonymous8:19 AM

      Not according to Glen Rice. She was free.

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  15. Anonymous7:50 AM

    I bet now she's going to want to be on the stage and give a speech when Romney gives his concession speech tomorrow night.

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  16. *SNICKER*

    I must admit...I LOVE this picture of Baldy! Look at her...she looks like she's having a hot flash! She's grimacing...she's sweating up a storm...and she's...ANGRY! LOL!

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    1. Anonymous8:18 AM

      she's...ANGRY because Obama won't bang her.

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    2. Anonymous9:45 AM

      She looks like the angry monkey that lives in Chris Griffin's closet on Family Guy.

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  17. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Scarah is the most hilarious skank. I am so happy she represents Faux News and Republican. Please keep her working those entities. She and Romney are about as funny as she gets. I hope he will invite the
    Bris -mobile to ride in his new elevator... what fun and anything to qualify Bris to run for Mayor or Dog Catcher in the back country.

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  18. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Someone paid Palin to do the robo-call. She never doesn't anything just because it's a good thing to do.

    I suspect this was just another way to funnel money to Palin from fundie nut jobs. Hard to believe that anyone in the GOP hierarchy is stupid enough to give Palin a crumb after brutally banning her from the convention and the campaign.

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  19. How about bringing back George "Do you miss me yet" Bush?

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    1. I tell you, with the hate coming from Ryan, I feel like Sarah would be better some days.

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  20. Good heavens. I've accepted that this election is going to be much closer than it should be, but given that the independent moderates are the key factor, why on earth would the GOP remind those folks of Caribou Barbie?

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    1. Anonymous12:15 PM

      Complete desperation.

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  21. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Stupid Palin Quotes

    They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.
    Sarah Palin
    Speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, October 5, 2008.


    What a dumbass. Somebody get that retard an atlas. No wonder Palin's kids don't go to college.

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    1. I doubt they have the grades for remedial classes at the local CC, should they ever desire to be educated. (And I know, Bristol, until you got 'mono' you were a straight A student. In Wasilla.)

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    2. Anonymous10:59 AM

      Hell, they can't even get thru high school. Their minds are all stuck in Jr High.

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    3. Anonymous11:11 AM

      There are no CC in Alaska any more. The Repubs got rid of them back in the eighties. Supposedly they were 'combined' with the state universities, but what actually happened is they are gone.

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  22. A. J. Billings8:32 AM

    No one in their right mind could read that rambling incoherent blog post and conclude that was written by Granny Grifter.

    Way too many of them big, liberal, left wing 4 sylabble words

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    1. honeybabe9:17 AM

      palin sylababble! she is the dem secret weapon.

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    2. sarahpalindrome ~ Word salad that makes as much sense backwards as it does forwards.

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  23. Anonymous8:33 AM

    All this stuff about Palin is just going to make it even harder for you jesse when Obami gets sold down the river tomorrow night. You can count on it!

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    1. Anonymous9:20 AM

      8:33 AM LOU SARAH, get off the ADDERALL and RED BULL and METH. You will be on SUICIDE WATCH tomorrow night. Don't forget, we are not finished with your PAC SCAM and your PIMP DADDY
      HUSBAND, and your Family's HIDDEN BIRTHS.

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    2. Anonymous9:48 AM

      8:33am

      Whether President Obama wins or loses, you're still a racist fool.

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    3. jcinco9:50 AM

      haha. dumb fuck...

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    4. Count on this. If the President does not win, it will be because the Ohio GOP screwed with their machines again. And we are watching. People are photgraphing their completed ballots. People will be watching for weird shifts in results. See, you can cheat, but that does not make you a winner. Ask GWB.

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    5. Anonymous10:18 AM

      Damn are you gonna feel like the moron you are tomorrow!

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    6. Anonymous10:36 AM

      This is one reason why Obama can't win. Don't forget how the R's have cheated in Florida already.

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    7. Anonymous10:38 AM

      Somebody needs to tell your audience that everybody is not Sarah or Bristol. Or not.
      anon @ 8:33

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    8. Anonymous10:42 AM

      You're a moron who doesn't even know what "obami" refers to. I'm guessing you use it because it's vaguely African sounding. And if you are using "sold down the river" as it was used during Slavery, you an even bigger scumbag than anyone imagines.

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    9. Anonymous11:44 AM

      Hey 10:18 AM, take that shit elsewhere! President Obama won Florida last time! Ohio, too. Do you think they didn't try to steal votes from those states in the last election? Hell yes they did, and they still lost in a LANDSLIDE. These douchebags got lucky a couple of times, that's all. They are too stupid to pull it off again and this time we are ready for it! Stop bowing down to these cheating, lying, filthy bullies! Their time is OVER.

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    10. Anonymous12:13 PM

      That's President Obama to you fuck wad.

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    11. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Oops. meant 10:36AM, my bad!

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    12. Anonymous5:34 PM

      All this stuff about Palin is just going to make it even harder for you jesse when Obami gets sold down the river tomorrow night. You can count on it!
      **************
      Really fucktard? The only way PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA CAN LOSE IF THE RETARDS Opps rethugs Cheat and they are being carefully watched by EVERYONE including Anonymous! Turd blossom is being watched! The Ohio voting machines are most likely going to end up being HAND counted TARD!
      http://bit.ly/WssCD4
      And then your BOY Rmoney will be arrested for Benghazi and all the mafia shit he is up to his fuckin' eyeballz in!

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  24. Anonymous8:37 AM

    I have been getting a call an hour with virtually the same script, but not from Sister Quitter. Moronic party doesn't even know when they are calling Dems.

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    1. Anonymous10:48 AM

      Don't worry, it's just Uncle KKKarl or some other Repub guru hosing their gullible donors. They get paid win or loose.
      Rent boyz gonna be busy starting on Wed!

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  25. Anonymous8:38 AM

    Count on her aging another ten years overnight after our beautiful President is declared the election winner.

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  26. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Sarah Palin had better be praying that President Obama is reelected tomorrow. That would mean that Sarah's contract with Fox might have a better chance of being renewed. Fox needs her to be the attack dog, snarling mean things about the President for the next four years.

    Because Sarah has not been a strong supporter of Romney, she doesn't appear to have much of a chance at being part of his administration-- or the Fox team.

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    1. No, you forget. There'll be another unemployed VP candidate come Wednesday, and although he doesn't spit nails when he talks, he is just as crazy. Fox is ready for a new pittbull.

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    2. Anonymous11:23 AM

      Unfortunately, Ryan still has his House seat...unless he loses his re-election bid.

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    3. Sue, I think you are right. Also, for some reason, people seem to think that Ryan is so "hawt", although for the life of me, I can't see it. I think he is a creepy looking little person. But the mouth breathing fox viewers may be happy with their boy toy, just as they were with the supposedly sexy Sarah.

      For years, he can earnestly assure viewers that they don't want him to go all wonky on them. They will happily agree, and think that they have still somehow become wonks themselves (not knowing that Ryan is a moron who can't make his numbers add up).

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    4. Anonymous12:16 PM

      He reminds me of every over-blown, self-important, Alex P Keaton wannabe I went to college with (I'm right around the same age as Ryan).

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    5. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Make that the JUNK YARD DOG.

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  27. Anonymous8:53 AM

    This is GREAT news for Obama! This dumbass beyatch turns everything she touches to shit and that includes political campaigns.

    Mittens is doomed. If they wanted her help, she probably would have done better for them if she endorsed Obama. Too late Mittens, Skankarella has doomed you to losing the election now.

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  28. Anonymous8:55 AM

    "And we must never forget the duty we owe to generations of Americans yet to be born"
    Grandma Sarah Palin

    Sarah please don't tell us that Piper is pregnant. Why don't you neuter your girls?

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    1. Anonymous9:17 AM

      that'd be 'spay' not neutered,

      skank needs to have her uneducated spawn spayed

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    2. Anonymous9:59 AM

      And remember, we care most about the future generations yet to be born while they are in the womb. After that, touch luck.

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    3. Anonymous10:39 AM

      I hate to say it because she's still just a kid, but I'm sure Piper will be put on the pill as soon as she starts dating.

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    4. Anonymous1:40 PM

      Good god, I would hope they have the sense to put Piper on the pill as soon as she hits puberty, but since it's the Palins we are talking about, they probably will just let her get pg in high school, too.

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  29. Anonymous8:58 AM

    Palin just had to get her name in the news.

    When Romney loses, will we have to put up with another 4 years of the "will she, or won't she, run in 2016"? See4pee will love it.

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    1. Anonymous9:58 AM

      If Obama wins, at least Sarah will have something to write about to stir up her fans to contribute money to her PAC. If Romney wins, there won't be any talk of Sarah 2016 and no money coming into her PAC. Sarah, start campaigning for Obama, your PAC depends on it!

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    2. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Yep, the pee-pee pond will love it. All ten of them.

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    3. Anonymous6:07 AM

      Even if Romney wins, the Sea of Pee will still say that he's doing a terrible job and Palin must run against him in 2016.

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  30. Anonymous9:01 AM

    "Voting is our duty and our right. We must never forget the immense sacrifices generations of Americans, including our brave men and women in uniform today, have made to give us this right."
    Sarah Palin


    LOL "Baby-making teen role model Bristol Palin was too busy shimmying to vote:"

    "I did not send in my absentee ballots to Alaska. I'm going to be in trouble. Sorry, mom!"
    Bristol Palin 2008

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    1. Didn't Beefy say that when she was stumbling around on DWTS? It was about the 2010 mid term elections I believe.

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    2. Anonymous10:37 AM

      That was in the midterm elections that Bristol didn't vote. Not eligible to vote in 2008, but eligible to make a ton of cash as a pregnant teen.

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    3. Anita Winecooler10:26 PM

      Brissy doesn't "do" that kind of booth, unless there's a film crew and someone waves $$ under her chin.

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  31. Anonymous9:03 AM

    I just got a robocall here in PA from one of Sarah's partners in crazy, Jan Brewer! Talk about the GOP being desperate! I didn't listen to the message - I just burst out laughing and hung up.

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    1. Anonymous9:32 AM

      Is Romney so desperate for the white votes that he has Palin and Jan Brewer calling for him?

      What's next? The Aryan Brothers, the Grand Dragon and the KKK will be calling on Mitt's behalf?

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    2. Yup, and Akin and Mourdoch and Boehner and Cantor and McConnell...they can all sing a chorus of "Give me the Money."

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    3. Anonymous10:23 AM

      He'll take anyone with breath in their lungs and venom in their heart at this point. Mitt (Willard) Romney is not, and has never been, qualified to be POTUS. Not only is he a confirmed LIAR but he may also be a tax evader, homophobic bully and bigot.

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    4. Yet, anon 9:32, Romney is now worried that he'll lose even those voters he thought were a lock.

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  32. Anonymous9:05 AM

    I'm confused, was this Palin robocall because Sarah Palin believes in Romney or is it for being a sore loser in 2008 and her hatred of Obama? There is a difference.

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    1. Anonymous9:56 AM

      She still hates the fact that she lost to Obama. She always thought it should have been the Palin/McCain campaign, and once she actually said so. For Sarah, it's personal. And, she hates Michelle Obama, too.

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    2. Anonymous10:25 AM

      Sarah really wanted it to be Palin/Palin campaign.

      Everybody knows she needs the first dud to tell her what to do.

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    3. Anonymous10:31 AM

      It's her hatred for Obama. She never endorsed Romney, I don't think formally, and remember her own husband came out for Gingrich! (Hee hee..'came out')
      She's been on Fox spouting off about 'anybody but Obama.'
      It's personal for her. I believe she really thinks Obama kept her from claiming glory as the first female vice president and ruined her chances of becoming the first female president.
      She's sick. She needs therapy of some sort. Her continuous bashing of the president shows her to be what she really is: mean, arrogant, unfit for any public office and downright nasty/crazy.
      I really, really wish a sinkhole would open up where ever it is she's living and the whole famdamily would slide away for good.

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    4. I say she writes her own name in, which is probably what she did in the 2008 election.

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  33. Anonymous9:06 AM

    $10 says Sarah the Simp votes for Obama tomorrow.

    Gotta keep them Fox 'News' paychecks rollin' in -- she's got a whole uneducated, ne'er-do-well family to support.

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  34. honeybabe9:15 AM

    i am thinking there are a lot of prayers going up for president obama and vp biden. join me please!

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    1. Anonymous10:33 AM

      People who rely on prayers are diverting their energies from worthwhile efforts. It's a loser's strategy.

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    2. Anonymous10:33 AM
      People who rely on prayers are diverting their energies from worthwhile efforts. It's a loser's strategy.
      -----------------------
      Praying can also energize people and give them the strength to keep on working; everyone's minds and hearts may not work the same way yours do. Inspiration and strength comes from many sources.

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    3. Anonymous5:27 PM

      I love you,Nefer!

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  35. Anonymous9:20 AM

    OT but related

    This was a very popular show in Wasilla. Here are Bristol's peers in the business. She workied on a PSA with one of them. Curious to know the support she is giving them during this severe storm.
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mtv-to-air-hurricane-sandy-telethon-starring-jersey-shore-cast/

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  36. THE REPUBLICANS' CLOSING ARGUMENT

    In its entirety, the argument read as follows: “We’re strongly opposed to FEMA and health care, but basically O.K. with rape.”

    Read more:
    http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11/the-republicans-closing-argument.html

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    1. Nice summation, actually. I wrote that at Huff this AM in response to some moron who's voting for Romney "to save my rights!" Some rich white guy no doubt, who is threatened by an intelligent strong woman who makes her own decisions.

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  37. Anonymous9:28 AM

    What an idiot that Sarah Palin. Here she is making robocalls wrapping herself with the American flag telling everybody its their patriotic duty to vote.
    Blah blah blah the sacrifices given so people could vote and her own daughter couldn't even vote for her mother to be the vice president of the United States of America in 2008.

    What a goofball

    Fuck off Sarah Palin

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    1. We need Sarah to remind us to do our duty as citizens and vote.

      She will likely also remind us at bedtime to brush our teeth and say our prayers.

      But she might forget to tell her own kids to not slip out the window and go out drinking and have unprotected sex with other young teenagers. So if you see any of the Palins---adults or youth--- coming out of the woods or in the rest areas next to major highways, please remind them to not have unprotected sex while they're drinking heavily.

      Sarah is just too busy taking care of this country to worry about her own family, all because she's so unselfish. So please send her all of your $$$.

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    2. Anonymous12:37 PM

      Boney Boo Boo,
      I LOVE your comments. But this time I believe you have given Scara too much credit. I doubt she has EVER reminded her kids to brush their teeth or say their prayers, because she is a narcissist. She can't consider the needs of her children. I really mean it.

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    3. Yeah, you're probably right on that point. That might've been her sister Molly reminding the kids to brush when she had to take care of them b/c Sarah was too drunk (again) to even cook dinner.

      The kids were just lucky to have a Taco Bell so nearby.

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  38. Anonymous9:30 AM

    They had nothing to lose using her for robocalls.

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    1. Anonymous9:52 AM

      Tell that to John McCain
      Tell that to Christine O'Donnell
      Tell that to Gingrich
      Tell that to "Herb" Cain
      Tell that to Bristol -DWTS All Stars
      Tell that to high school drop out Willow
      Tell that to Joe Miller
      Tell that to Tim Tebow
      Tell that to Gino
      Tell that to Curt Menard Jr
      Tell that to Todd Palin
      Tell that to Sarah Palin

      The Sarah Palin Curse is nothing to mess around with.

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    2. Anonymous10:52 AM

      Hey! That's not fair to Joe Miller! He just gotr the rest of his $5,000 BIG WIN LAWSUIT LOTTO winnings!

      But he still lost. (Waves to the quickly aging party planner!)

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  39. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Romney may be in trouble but not be that bad off. When Todd Palin starts making robocalls for Mitt then we know that they have hit rock bottom.
    -Gingrich

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  40. Anonymous9:42 AM

    O/T but nice wedding album for Sunny and Levi on TMZ.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/05/levi-johnston-wedding-sunny-oglesby-alaska-gallery/

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    1. Anonymous10:50 AM

      I really enjoyed these pictures. Sunny is really beautiful... and very photogenic! I think they are very much in love and i wish them the very best!

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    2. Anonymous11:33 AM

      Cute pix. He's a lucky guy...she loves him...and they're both lucky they have a beautiful healthy baby together.

      But what happened to 'no more media?' Did they release these pictures to tmz? I wish they hadn't if they did.

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    3. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Sunny is very pretty & certainly smarter than..ugh Barstool...
      But what is with them wasillahillbilles and the tongue sticking out?
      Crap is there ONE porno film in AK or a book they all read that says stickin' your goddamned tongue out is hawt?
      Its Gross. Ruined the pics. She should of stuck with cake smashing in the face.
      If she is angling for a modeling career that just killed it. :(

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  41. Anonymous9:42 AM

    LOL Hey Sarah why dontcha use your 2012 RNC keynote speech you had written for ya but never had the chance to use because Romney didn't want you anorexic Wasilly hill billy ass anywhere near him.

    While you're at it, now is your chance to use your McCain concession speech.

    The floor is yours bitch.

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  42. Anonymous9:52 AM

    The odds are that, if Romney does win, there will be no Republcan who will be able to spare a ticket for her to go to Washington in January. Doubt FOX will pay her way, either. I hope she has a wide-screen tv for January 20.

    Not that I don't believe with my whole heart that she'll be watching our President being sworn in again for a second term.

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  43. linda9:58 AM

    I live in NE Ohio. Both of us are registered democrats. For some reason we got a lengthy Mitt Romney robocall on our answering machine today. I found that interesting. Maybe tonight we'll have the shrieking lunatic on our answering machine. I'll let y'all know. What a waste of their money!! LOL!

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  44. Anonymous10:00 AM

    O/T Despite the fact that we proudly have 2 large Obama-Biden signs displayed in our yard ,two Romney supporters knocked on our front door at 9Am!Can you say desperate?

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    1. Anonymous10:37 AM

      Desperate is dragging Dead lake Lucille for a Palin robocall

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    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      You must have missed the fact that they were Homskoold. Just google Generation Joshua and your location.

      They're back... Michele Bachmann's Child Army Generation Joshua

      http://www.dumpbachmann.com/2012/11/theyre-back-michele-bachmanns-child.html

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    3. oh, i so wish that would happen at our house. what fun! however, my husband is out door knocking for obama today and i'm at work. could we be so lucky to have this happen tonight? i will try to get it on video if it happens because it will be hilarious!

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  45. Anonymous10:18 AM

    Update: Apparently last night the Lunatic from Lake Lucille finally DID ask people to vote for Romney in a ghostwritten, rambling, no doubt Red Bull fueled. missive on her Facebook page.


    The real story is that Sarah woke up this morning from her high last night and said,

    "I DID WHAT?"

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  46. Anonymous10:20 AM

    Okay- I just threw up in my mouth after reading that crap. Indeed, Gryphen, Willard/Mitt and his rich buds have officially gone overboard! At this point I never want to see either of their smarmy pusses again. They are two peas in a pod ie. LIARs- only difference is that one is well-bred and educated and the other is as qualified as roadkill to hold any public office.

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  47. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Barf! Fugly sp! stfu she is ugly, wow new horse teeth.

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  48. Anonymous10:22 AM

    How much you want to bet that Sarah will be driving Bristol to the polls so she can finally vote.


    Joey! Tell Bristol to put on some panties! Her mama is coming over to take her to go vote for anybody but Obama!

    How sad, Sarah still can't bring herself to endorse or to say Romney's name.

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  49. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Where is Paul Ryan? Are the Rmoneybots hiding him or something??

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  50. Anonymous10:28 AM

    So Romney said I'll give your back your $5k if you will do robo calls for me. She doesn't give. She only wants money people.

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  51. Anonymous10:29 AM

    This is Sarah Palin calling, "Romney who warned uh, the Obamas that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."


    What do you mean Romney didn't like my robocall?

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  52. Anonymous10:30 AM

    Florida is being stolen by the Repubs as we speak, and the same thing is going to happen in Ohio. The letdown for Dem supporters is going to be huge and the violence will be the only reason to get out the popcorn.

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    1. Anonymous10:38 AM

      Grow up PALINBOT.

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    2. Anonymous10:30 AM

      WOW! What kind of ASS are you that you would be PROUD of writing something like this....my bad...you must be a Baldy Palin "fan"...carry on idiot! LOL!!!

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    3. Anonymous11:20 AM

      Hey go try to yell fire somewhere else, dickhead.

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    4. jcinco12:15 PM

      go fuck yourself sarah.

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    5. Anonymous2:33 PM

      you wish you fatfuck...

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    6. Anonymous 2:33 PM
      "you wish you fatfuck..."

      I speak Chinese, too. "No tickee, no laundry."

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  53. Anonymous10:31 AM

    "We will succeed in this so help us God."

    Praise Allah, eh Sarah? Theocratic idiot.

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  54. Anonymous10:33 AM

    I think I read
    With an arse for a heart
    S P

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  55. Anonymous10:39 AM

    'I Am Your Reason' Video In Support Of LGBT Equality

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/05/full-frontal-freedom-i-am-your-reason_n_2077511.html?ref=topbar

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  56. Anonymous10:44 AM

    This just popped into my head. If Sarah Palin is so popular and loved in Alaska then how come the State of Alaska has never used citizen Sarah Palin or her family for any of Alaska Public Service Announcements or by their tourism board?

    How come Alaska acts like they don't know her?

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    1. Anonymous11:37 AM

      I think they are pretending she never happened. Is she even doing rallys or appearing for or with any of the Republicans running for office in Alaska? LOL they know she's the kiss of death, the Palin curse!!

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    2. Anonymous11:57 AM

      10:44 The majority of Alaskans are embarrassed by Sarah Palin and her family (to include the Heaths!). We'd love to run her out of the state on a melting iceberg!

      OBAMA/BIDEN 2012

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  57. Anonymous10:48 AM

    Hey Gryph, sound like we need to step up our GOTV--everyone can play! From Dennis G @ Ballon-juice.com http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/11/05/36-hours-to-gotv/

    On Sunday I had another great day of knocking on doors in Columbus, OH. From here on out it all comes down to getting supporters out to vote. This is true for President Obama as well as for all down ballot candidates and issues to be decided by voters.
    So, what are your plans?
    Here are the links where you can connect with the Obama Campaign in the swing States:
    Iowa • New Hampshire • Colorado • Nevada • Ohio
    Virginia • Florida • Wisconsin • North Carolina
    And here is the GOTV link for the rest: vote.barackobama.com.
    Also, too, Daily Kos and Worker’s Voice have a GOTV effort that you can plug into at this link.
    I’m out the door in a about twenty minutes. I’ll try and put up a report this evening. It feels great on the ground—lots of energy, excitement and above all, a serious commitment to re-electing President Obama.
    Everybody can do something to help GOTV. If we get supporters out to vote—we win. Let’s get this done.
    Cheers

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  58. Anonymous10:56 AM

    Oh my I just received a robocall from Palin.

    Romney must be in trouble if has has to resurrect the dead.

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    1. Anonymous2:33 PM

      Mitt probably returned Sarah's 5k donation, as payment. Oh the irony...once a raising star, now the help for the uber-rich!



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  59. What good does it do to put it on her facebook page? Only the pantysniffers go there and they're already voting R down the ticket.

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    1. jcinco12:14 PM

      hp goes there. I think arianna has a major girl crush on sarah and kris jenner...she envies their talent for pimping out their own kids...arianna was never able to pull that off as I don't even know her spawns' names. and let me tell you arianna like sarah and kris jenner will do anything for the almighty dollar. arianna will do a 180 on her politics if it means she makes a buck....

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  60. Anonymous11:10 AM

    OT.. Go to Sunny Johnston facebook... all their wedding photos are there, beautiful

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    1. Anonymous12:31 PM

      Sunny is killing Bristol with kindness. Sunny will never say anything trashy about Bristol, not in it for her. These pictures will take Bristol over the top. Bristol could have had Levi, but she dumped him too. Bristol will not be able to top this. Good going Sunny, keep it up. How's Junky doing. Where is your picture with him together? Bristol is a loser and all she ends up with are losers... the good guy got away and won...

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    2. Anonymous4:42 PM

      Briscow will have to keep up the Meth, Red Bull, and Ketamine to keep the FAT from coming back.

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    3. Anonymous10:29 PM

      Thanks for the heads up on Sunny's pictures. Sunny is absolutely beautiful and they look so happy. I loved the pic that she titled "My Family", that's gotta be a strike in the gut to Bristol... I hope she is on suicide watch...ouch!

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  61. Anonymous11:10 AM

    Riiiiiiing!
    -Hello?
    -Hello, this is Sarah Palin...
    Click!
    -Fucking spam.

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    1. Anonymous11:58 AM

      Fucking know nothing playing politician

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  62. Replies
    1. lol Heelio, this is Todd...

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    2. Anonymous4:40 PM

      So Todd is lacking education as well as Sarah, Bristol, Track, Willow, and Piper?

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    3. Anonymous4:55 PM

      Todd needs to go to speech class.

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  63. first of all i can not understand the rommeny.. first he is aganist russia but his son is over there trying to make a business deal.. hejola..

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  64. Well, I rely on a little prepaid Tracfone (cell) and Magicjack (home) and have not gotten one single call for the entire election season, and I am fine with that.

    Are there people who would actually listen to a recorded call? I mean a call from someone who essentially says that "My time is too important to waste actually calling you, so I made this recording to call you instead. Please listen to it as I'm sure you have nothing better to do."

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  65. Anonymous12:08 PM

    I agree with some of the comments here that Palin was paid to do the robo calls. It's always been about money with this grifter. This bitch doesn't move inch unless she smells an offer with a dollar amount. Why the fuck would you trademark your name unless you are going to market it?

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    1. Caroll Thompson12:56 PM

      It would not surprise me to hear she was paid for the recorded calls.

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  66. Caroll Thompson12:55 PM

    Thank God I moved and finally got rid of the land line. I have had no calls this year and thank God for that. Sarah Palin calling (even a robocall) would be too much for me.

    I voted two weeks ago and not one of my votes was for a Republican.

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  67. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Since Sarah has a residence in Arizona, can she vote there instead of Alaska? Bristol has been there a couple months, if she says she is living there too, can she vote there? I would say Bristol would have to show she is paying utilities or her name is on the house first.....

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    1. Anonymous2:14 PM

      I doubt Bristol will be voting.

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  68. Normally I would say that Palin would be demanding money to do the robocalls, she doesn't do anything for free, etc.

    But now I consider how far her star has fallen, how the RNC and Romney most definitely shut her out of the convention, how even Fox bitch-slapped her and threw baby in the corner for a night, how she hasn't been asked to campaign for anyone, and so on.

    And I wonder if letting her screech and yap into the robocall recording machine was a bone tossed to her after, and only after, she ponied up some money to the campaign, i.e., paid her dues.

    Kind of like when an older person refuses to admit to themselves that their paid for escorts are not "dates" and that they now have to pay for what they once got for free...

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  69. "... so help us God."
    ----------------------------
    And facebook blathering is the closest you will come to ever taking an oath of office again, you demented harpy.

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    1. Anonymous5:15 PM

      Exxxxxxcellent.

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    2. Anita Winecooler10:53 PM

      Sing it, Nefer! Ha ha ha!!!

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  70. Anonymous1:16 PM

    "With an Alaskan heart" - ? As someone who lives in this Valley and knows Sarah; this galls me more than her endorsement of Mitt (excuse me, RAM's endorsement of Mitt). I have long contended that Sarah, after burning to a blackened crisp every single "bridge to somewhere" that was presented her over the past four years and nine weeks, now has nowhere left to go but back home to AK. But Alaskans are so over her. It's almost impossible to find anyone in these parts who still remotely supports her at any level. The thing that did it for most people up here was when she quit the governorship. I think she'll find Alaska to be rather frosty in its reception of her; nevermind her little platitudes about "with an Alaskan heart." Wake up, Sarah. Your fifteen minutes are now - finally - over. On Wednesday morning there won't be any chartered plane to whisk you and your political entourage back to Alaska with the world's press corp in hot pursuit so you can play coy and rake in millions of dollars with ghost written books and super PACs. Your entourage is just you and RAM now. And, if your Fox gig is up early next year, then not only will your 15 minutes be over; your last little bastion of defenders will have pulled the plug out of the wall on the clock. Go home and start doing some deep and serious introspection.

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  71. Anonymous4:53 PM

    If Sarah Palin has an Alaskan heart you can bet your house that I won't visit Alaska.

    If Sarah represents an Alaskan heart then you people are heartless.

    I guess Bristol has an Alaska heart as well since she is as evil as her mother.

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  72. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Hey Sarah what dance will Bristol be performing tonight during DWTS? Doggie Style with Joey Junker?

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    1. Anonymous5:04 PM

      As the song says,

      Who let the dogs out
      (woof, woof, woof, woof)

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  73. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Oh oh, prepare to order some refrigerators for the Palin compound tonight. Mark Ballas has a new partner tonight and boy can she dance unlike the turd from Wasilla.

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    1. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Wow, looks like Levi and Mark are both the winners this week, but Bristol still has Junko

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  74. Anonymous5:10 PM

    Bristol and Sarah better knock this shit off or the Anchorage Daily News will be writing about them.


    Police are investigating the death of Brazilian model Pamela Baris do Nascimento after her sudden death during a routine cosmetic surgery.

    The 27-year-old was undergoing her third liposuction when she suffered a fatal hemorrhage, The Telegraph reports. Nascimento's aunt, Enedida Nascimento, alerted the police after it took 10 days for the Green Hill Hospital in Sao Paulo to report her death, and they're now investigating whether or not she died of a perforated kidney or a punctured liver during the surgery on October 19th. (A perforated kidney would indicate that she died before the operation was complete, and the surgery was completed to hide the mistake, according to Fox.)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/05/pamela-baris-do-nascimento-dead-liposuction_n_2077830.html

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    1. Anita Winecooler10:50 PM

      Don't believe it, Sarah and Bristol! The liberal media bias! Liposuction, when done routinely, builds muscle tone, erases cellulite, back fat, muffin top, increases the bustline and reverses the signs of aging!

      Huffpo is the land called "makingstuffupistan"!

      Think for yourself, don't believe everything you read.

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  75. Anonymous5:12 PM

    OH OH

    BOSTON -- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, who was effusive in his praise of President Barack Obama when the two leaders toured damage from Hurricane Sandy last week, turned down a request by Mitt Romney to appear with him at a rally on Sunday night in Pennsylvania, The Huffington Post has learned.

    Christie's decision will only add to questions among Republicans about what the governor -- who is up for reelection a year from now -- is thinking, and why he went out of his way to heap praise on the president, and then refused to appear with Romney.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/05/chris-christie-mitt-romney_n_2079371.html

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  76. It would just be a joyous moment to watch someone from the audience jump on stage and slap a pie in her face...

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  77. Anonymous8:03 PM

    I don't think Palin has ever been more inconsequential. She thought she could command the news cycle with her shuck and jive Benghazi Facebook post but the media finally drew a line and refused to enable her. I foresee dark days ahead.

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  78. Anonymous8:09 PM

    O/T It looks like Mark Ballas finally got a 'RILL' DANCER for a partner. Bristol was no where close to the TALENT of Shawn Johnson. Mark did not have to Drag around a side of BEEFALO all night. Wasilla Refrigerators, "INCOMING"!!!

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    1. Anonymous8:42 PM

      I'm still puzzled how that retard got on DWTS All Stars. Brisket is not a star. Brisket has no personality. Brisket cannot dance. Brisket has no talent.

      All Brisket can do is screw and con people.

      A regular chip off the old block.

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  79. Anonymous10:16 PM

    All of the IM fans from the L48 should know that $creech is intensely disliked by at least 80% of Alaskans, who regard her as a total loser. $he is NEVER asked to appear anywhere or talk to any media about anything. $he never is asked to support any Alaskan candidates. None.... None of the Paylins show their faces anywhere in the state - especially at any church or Christian events. The half term half wit might make an exception with a rare appearance to vote in Wasilla tomorrow, hoping that a 'lame stream' media camera is nearby. You can be sure that no Alaskans at the polls will pay any attention to the ultimate quitter coward.

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  80. Anita Winecooler10:43 PM

    Romney originally wanted Christie to robocall, and thought Sarah would do it for less money.
    First pick for VP was Christie, Cristie said "no", so he picked Paul.
    Christie invited Obama to the shore, Mitt lost momentum.
    Christie kinda sorta said he was voting for Romney, then he pulls this off-

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/denied-mitt-romney-asked-chris-christie-to-appear-at-sunday-rally-in-pennsylvania/

    --------------------------------------------------
    "Alaska Heart", "Sarah of Wasilla", whatever she calls herself is like scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    If Romney loses, it's another "path" to defeat people can pin it on. Sarah's got the Midas touch in reverse, everything she touches turns to crap.



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  81. I had the unfortunate experience to answer my phone and hear her nasty voice. It did give me the chance to yell at her to go f**** off. I know it was just a recording but I felt better, been wanting to do that since 2008. I live in Michigan, not even a contested state. Well I'm off to vote for the president Barack Obama and then spend the rest of the day knocking on doors to make everyone I can votes for him as we'll.

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  82. Anonymous5:43 AM

    I can see why Bristol was crying about this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC1RPz7v82g

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    1. Anonymous6:27 AM

      After watching that, watch Bristol's same dance with Mark in the allstars

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8PPkD0z72A

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    2. Anonymous6:49 AM

      Bristol dances like she has a stick stuck up her ass. Occupational hazard with those Palin girls.

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    3. Anonymous6:54 AM

      Oh boo fucking hoo Bristol

      Put on some Big Girl panties. Mark owes you nothing you fucking spoiled non dancing undeserving crybaby brat.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It0WBBPVQPQ

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  83. Anonymous7:08 AM

    After criticizing the media for failing to accurately portray evangelical voters and their importance in American politics, Sarah Palin fashioned the truest line she’s uttered in four years. Her confessional came in an interview with Fox News host Greta Van Susteren, who at one point in the segment above stopped and asked, “Boy, four years went fast, didn’t it?”

    Palin responded, “It went by very quickly. You know, it’s amazing to be here on election eve. I still haven’t had a chance to take a deep breath and think about everything that’s happened in these four years.” Bold text added to highlight statement that needs no fact-checking.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/post/palin-admits-to-not-thinking/2012/11/06/67a3da2e-280d-11e2-96b6-8e6a7524553f_blog.html


    * Here's some help Sarah to remind you of what happened since you have no clue about what happened in the past 4 years.

    1) Todd became a pimp.
    2) Todd solicited prostitutes and wrapped his used condoms in your family facecloths.
    3) Track got the pastor's virgin daughter pregnant.
    4) Bristol jumped from Levi's, to Ben's, to Gino's and should be jumping to Junker's bed by now.
    5) Willow dropped out of high school school for good, got engaged, then went to hair school where she will learn the trade of washing hair and giving $9 haircuts.
    6) Romney didn't want your old wrinkly stanky ass anywhere near the RNC.
    7) President Obama doesn't want your old wrinkly stanky ass anywhere near him.
    8) Bristol put up a mature front for DWTS All Stars and went back to her mean immature self after getting her ass eliminated from DWTS All Stars.
    9) You became anorexic.
    10) Track still won't let you have a photo op with his baby or wife.
    11) Tripp is still a homophobic nasty mouth little bastard with no trial daddy.
    12) Since Bristol is unable to get married. She still tries to get penis by announcing a trial marriage.
    13) Piper showed up half naked to DWTS All Stars in a dress inappropriate for an elementary school girl.

    Sarah there's more but that should jog your little brain.

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  84. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Sarah did you drive Bristol to go vote? You know how that girl is. She forgot to vote last time and she forgets to take her birth control pills. She forgets how many kids she has. That girl must be borderline retarded.

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  85. Anonymous11:42 AM

    It seems that the Alaska Investigation on Sex Trafficking has sent the Palins into Hibernation. Why aren't you giving your 'PUNDIT' opinion on the most important subject in Alaska, Sarah? Could it be because Todd is a MAIN PLAYER in that Horrible Crime?

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