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| Valentin Chmerkovskiy with Elisabetta Canalis |
Val(Valentin Chmerkovskiy), a relative newcomer to DWTS, wasn't too successful coming into Season 15, the all-star season. He had been paired up with Elisabetta Canalis and Sherri Shepherd for his first two seasons. He really had high hopes for Sherri Shepherd, but they were eliminated in the third week. So Val decided he would set things up the way he liked them for the all-stars.
"Going into [Season 15] I had very different views and my imagination was taking me in a different way," Val revealed to Entertainment Tonight. "My expectations were very, very different. I was really happy to the idea of Bristol Palin, only because I was so discouraged with my last two seasons that I was like, look, I'm going into the all-stars season, which is definitely going to be the most competitive, and the last two seasons I've been eliminated in [Week] 2, 3. ... I was like, Bristol? At least I'll have an excuse. At least they'll be a reason and I'll be like 'Well, I did my best.'"
Yep, THAT'S the way everybody sees the Palins these days. Destined to fail.
It must be so much fun around the Palin dining table arguing about which one of you is the biggest source of embarrassment.
Is it crazy word salad spewer Sarah, pimp daddy Todd, eternally clumsy/pregnant Bristol, wild child Willow, or the pathetic coat tail clinging "Two Chucks?"
You know I think the only one who can really feel proud of himself is Trig.
Hell if you think about it he may be the smartest, most talented, and most ethical one of the bunch.
Wait a minute man...momma's got like 15 bazillion comments on mediaite!!! OK. OK...they're all negative except for those seven people comin' over from c4p but it's still a lot. People love the Palins man. CUT IT OUT!!!
ReplyDeleteIsn't Val related to Maks?
DeleteThen its not hard to see why he would of wanted her. They are all probably pissed at how she sucks all the air out of DWTS and wanted to expose her!
Maks can't stand barstool and he has said as much.
Damn that would of been funny as hell to see those Grifters exposed!
But hey Val, its not too late! JUST DO IT!!!!
Expose her!
HeHe...Gryphen you are so BAD! Two Palin post in a row! YIKES! Love this picture of Beefy...I call it...the Ugly Cry Face with some Whine on the side! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Val....OUCH! Poor Beefy...she seems to have acquired her own strain of the Palin Curse...it's just as deadly as her mother's but it moves at a slower pace! Get it! LOL!!
Oh Dangit...meant to post this...a bit O/T but so damn hilarious...anyone else watching what's going on with the Repubs shuffling out the Teabaggers...Dick Armey got the boot...the teabaggers removed from some committee's and now this about Turd Blossom and Dick "let me suck your toes" Morris...
ReplyDelete"According to multiple Fox sources, Ailes has issued a new directive to his staff: He wants the faces associated with the election off the air — for now. For Karl Rove and Dick Morris — a pair of pundits perhaps most closely aligned with Fox’s anti-Obama campaign — Ailes’s orders mean new rules. Ailes’s deputy, Fox News programming chief Bill Shine, has sent out orders mandating that producers must get permission before booking Rove or Morris. Both pundits made several appearances in the days after the election, but their visibility on the network has dropped markedly. Inside Fox News, Morris’s Romney boosterism and reality-denying predictions became a punch line. At a rehearsal on the Saturday before the election, according to a source, anchor Megyn Kelly chuckled when she relayed to colleagues what someone had told her: “I really like Dick Morris. He’s always wrong but he makes me feel good.”
Anyone else catch that? "At a REHEARSAL on the Saturda before the election"....WHAT THE WHAT? Is that normal procedure for the news to REHEARSE? Anyway here's the link to the rest...
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/12/fox-news-puts-karl-rove-on-the-bench.html
PS...uh Baldy...it ain't looking good for ya'...LOL!!!
Yeah, that is a weird term...but they probably rehearse using the graphics and setting up lights and make-up and stuff.
DeleteGood Catch! Maybe the GOP thinks the election was a rehearsal? Orange Man looks like he could use some rehearsing.
DeleteWhat's wrong with her chin? Looks very lumpy.
ReplyDeleteFake, fake, fake
DeleteI noticed it, too.
DeleteMe too!
DeleteDid the surgeon leave some gauze and drain sponges in there?
DeleteSarah do you think that Mark Ballas was thrilled to be teamed with Bristhole for the All Star season? That was a waste of a season for Mark.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he got paid handsomely for it.
DeleteIf he got paid handsomely, then it was under the table. He lost a lot by getting kicked off with her. And it wasn't just money he lost.
DeleteDo you think Mark would go through that experience again with Bristol? If the price is right he would. Look at the humiliation Bristol went through to get her face on tv. She was so hard up to do reality shows, she did DWTS twice and that failure of a show Life's A Bitch or was it Tripp?
DeleteI don't know who is the biggest laughing stock of Wasilla.... Sarah, Todd or Bristol?
ReplyDeleteBristol, for sure. There are still plenty of people in Wasilla in bed with Sarah and Todd.
Delete"with child Willow"??? Spill the beans man!
ReplyDelete"WILD child" Willow. Look again.
Deleteall of them...any of them
ReplyDeleteSay what you wanna say but for a border line retard, Bristol did do an excellent job dancing.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite a back-handed compliment you gave to Bristol. Is this a new Palin strategy?
DeleteBristol did not do an excellent job of dancing, she learned a few shimmies and arm raises the first go around, and never mastered anything more difficult. Go back at look at the video's.
She could raise her arm but not her leg - not in a horizontal position that is.
DeleteThat wasn't dancing. That was come hither to the bed. Her legs were tree trunks.
DeleteSee she is smart. Bristol took her "come hither move" and got paid to do it on a tv dance floor. She got paid more than what single mothers who worked for Todd got paid.
Delete'''You know I think the only one who can really feel proud of himself is Trig.
ReplyDeleteHell if you think about it he may be the smartest, most talented, and most ethical one of the bunch. '''
Give him time. He is being raised by them, and will be just like them, when he grows up.
I'm sure he knows the how to call someone a faggot.
DeleteI doubt he can even talk.
DeleteAnonymous6:45 PM
DeleteI doubt he can even talk.
Can any of Sarah's kids talk with the limited education they have?
I found "Our Sarah" in the library tonight. Vomit.
ReplyDeleteSaying they are sharing the most intimate memories that the media won't let you see about a woman that everyone who knows her - falls in love with her.
Like I said, vomit.
That's just creepy x100.
DeleteFather and brother talking about intimate moments and falling in love....with a daughter and sister.
The psychology of these people, always outing themselves.
Yuckx100
Oh man, I thought you were going to say that he wanted to be with Bristol because he thought she would get the tea party bump like before and he could ride all the way to the finals on her coattails.
ReplyDeleteDid you even read the story? He said he wanted her because if he went down early he would have an excuse, because of he bad dance partner he had.
DeleteIn other words, it was an insult to Bristol.
17 comments about these dumb sh_ _ _ and only 3 comments about guns! What is the matter with everyone? Why are these stupid people more important than deaths by guns? Is everyone afraid of the NRA? This is disgusting!
ReplyDeleteI think most of us realize that while gun violence makes us angry it's doubtful that there will be any change in gun laws any time soon, and even if there was there are so many guns already in this country that we as a society will be feeling the repercussions from our liberal firearms policy for a long time to come.
DeleteThat being said, tabloid journalism is always fun, that's why we read it
NRA?
DeleteSarah Palin nominated this scary homophobic NRA director/vice president to become her Alaska State Attorney General.
Wayne Anthony Ross (born February 25, 1943) is an American attorney residing in Alaska. In 2009, Ross was nominated to be Alaska Attorney General by then Governor Sarah Palin. His nomination was rejected by the Alaska Legislature on April 16, 2009.[1] Ross is a current director of the National Rifle Association, and previously served as its vice president.[2]
Ross has been active in Alaska politics for decades, running in the Republican gubernatorial primaries twice and serving on Palin's gubernatorial campaign.[2] He has been active in lobbying for gun rights and against gun control, and in the pro-life movement. In 2003, Ross defended a man who had poured buckets of water onto Iraq war protesters, arguing that the man was exercising his right to free speech by dousing the protesters with water.[3]
Ross' nomination to be Alaska Attorney General was controversial. In 1993, he wrote a letter to the state bar association, arguing against a law which would prohibit discrimination based on sexual orientation. In the letter, Ross wrote: "This bill seems to give extra rights to a group whose lifestyle was a crime only a few years ago, and whose beliefs are certainly immoral in the eyes of anyone with some semblance of intelligence and moral character." He went on to describe gay Alaskans as "degenerates" who engage in "sexual perversion".[4][5] Questioned about these statements during his confirmation hearings, Ross compared his distaste for homosexuals to his distaste for lima beans,[4] and stated that he would uphold state laws regardless of his personal opinions on homosexuality or lima beans.[6] Ultimately, Ross' nomination was rejected by the Alaska Legislature on April 16, 2009, by a vote of 35 – 23, the first time an Alaska Governor's cabinet appointee failed confirmation.[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Ross
Val is the best dancer on DWTS by far. Maybe the producers deliberately partnered him with poor prospects to even up the competition in the past, so he was resigned to getting Bristol Palin in the All Stars because he already knew she was hopeless.
ReplyDeleteThis from wikipedia:
"At 15, Val won his first International Dance Sport Federation World Championship and became the first and last American to ever do it."
Bristol did not do an excellent job of dancing-Anom 5:39
ReplyDeleteListen to what Anom 4:09 said,
"for a border line retard, Bristol did do an excellent job dancing."
Remember her first time on DWTS, borderline retarded Bristol nearly had sex on the floor with Mark, this year she didn't. That's an improvement.
Her first time on DWTS borderline retarded Bristol wore ridiculous costumes like the gorilla one, this year she didn't.
With 10 more years of ballroom dancing borderline retarded Bristol may learn how to actually dance like a regular person.
Tiny steps... tiny steps
Mark Ballas lost his pride, self confidence and self worth this DWTS season.
ReplyDeleteWhen Mark had to sub for Derek and dance with Shawn Johnson during the All Stars after getting eliminated because of Bristol's lack of skills and energy, did you see how energetic Mark was? That is what Mark is paid to do. Paid to compete and help his partner grow, not to babysit some lazy ass girl from Wasilla who only knows how to jiggle jiggle point point and run her hands through her hair.
I didn't watch the finals so I didn't know Mark got to dance with Shawn. I guess Bristol was right in her "emotional breakdown" skit. Mark really really DID want to dance with Shawn. They would have been terrific!
DeleteSeems to me that Mark got this chance to shine as compensation for having to babysit Bristol while all the real "stars" danced their butts off - literally.
Bristol is laughing all the way to the BANK. She said, "I knew what I was getting myself into when I accepted the information to return." Mark was clearly upset.
ReplyDeleteAnybody know Bristol's future plans are? Bristol might be good enough to fake her way as a ballroom instructor for the Special Olympic kids in Wasilla?
ReplyDeletePalins seem to be very good and experienced at faking their resumes and job qualifications.
Bristol Palin, medical office manager with only a high school education (GED?)
Bristol Palin, highly paid motivational abstinence speaker with only a limited high school education. No college speaking or psychology classes. But she is prepared to instruct teens.
Britta Hanson, executive secretary to the governor of Alaska at the age of 18 maybe 20? High school sweetheart to the govern's son.
Sarah Palin, United of States of America energy expert with no energy classes in college, trade school or high school.
Sarah Palin, Republican vice president nominee (who can't tell you what a vp does)
Sarah Palin, FOX analyst who refuses to talk to anybody outside of FOX's employment (like she refused to talk to any real reporters when she was McCain's vp candidate).
From my observations, it seems like Willow is ALWAYS the odd one out in that family and I would bet that Bristol and Piper are the apple of Mama's eye and Willow is the one who gets treated like the redheaded stepchild.
ReplyDeleteWillow, honey, as a fellow black sheep, let me tell you something -- THEY WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOU. You might as well go ahead and do what makes you happy because THEY WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOU. If I were you, I'd finish hair school and move far away. Don't even leave a forwarding address. Or, you can have a little fun and tell the world the truth about that pregnancy test you found!
"Willow is ALWAYS the odd one out in that family"
DeleteMaybe the Palins look down on Willow because she is the shortest?
Get it?
Look down! Short!
Forget it
'Well, I did my best.'
ReplyDeleteDidn't these guys say that too?
Johnny Chandler
Dylan Klovig
Levi Johnston
Ben Barber
Kyle Massey
Gino Paoletti
Mark Ballas
Sarah Palin is apologizing for telling Republicans to not be “wusses” when it comes to the debate over taxes and spending.
ReplyDelete“Well, I guess I shouldn’t call politicians names, so I apologize for calling the wobbly ones wusses,” the former Alaska governor said Monday on Fox News’s “Hannity.”
How funny Sarah can call people wusses and challenge their manhoods when she is still married to Todd Palin?
I'm very much assured that Sarah has heard about the Shailey Tripp story told in her book Boys Will Be Boys about Todd Palin going to Shailey for sexual favors and then pimping her out to his friends, Secret Service agents, Anchorage Police Dept, FBI and who else in higher places?
Sarah who is the wuss for staying with a man who won't publicly deny that Shailey Tripp is lying?
The family that lies together will have to remain in close contact with each other.... to make sure no one goes "rogue" and spills the beans. I don't think there is any love lost between Todd and Sarah. As she said, marriage is an economic arrangement. And apparently Bristol dumped Gino because he couldn't afford her! She was tired of being his "sugar mama!" Wow, she sure thinks a lot of herself. Too bad nobody else does.
DeleteMaybe Val thinks that DWTS is like the NFL.
ReplyDeleteEach year the NFL League assigns the best NFL teams with the worst draft choices?
So Val was prepared to get Bristol?
Nah, how would you explain Derek getting Shawn?
DWTS pro WANTED to be paired with Bristol Palin this season. Want to guess why?
ReplyDeleteBristol is a great dancer?
BWHAHAHAHAHA, I hope that you are being Sarcastic.
DeleteNo, because she is such a lousy dancer, if he had to go home early, she would be his excuse.
DeleteWhy go there that Val was so discouraged and depressed on DWTS that he wanted to lose early on the All Stars season and wanted to be paired with Palin as his partner? Maybe Val just likes women with big asses?
ReplyDeleteHe said he wanted her because he would have an excuse for having to go home early, if he had Bristol as a partner. And it would make him not look bad. Meaning she is such a bad dancer.
DeleteYou always have a knack at finding THE BEST photos and graphics for your posts!!!
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Bristol captures the essence and depth of Bristol's acting ability, not to mention the circular crease around her mouth where flesh meets plastic.
Similar lines as when she ascended the stair of the SUV.
Can anyone imagine her with, say, Max? He doesn't take any bullshit and pushes his partner to really learn.
Val revealing this little gem shows how they all felt and what a fraud Bristol truly is. Mark always pull the short stick, and he falls for her fake persecution complex. I think this put the kaybosh on any future DWTDunce shows.
See that picture of Val's All Star partner.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that is the look Sarah Palin is going for?
Sarah got implants or wears her Belmont falsies
Sarah tries to show off her knobby knees
Sarah lost all that weight
Sarah sometimes wears hair extensions
Sarah even wears shoes with heels to Kmart
Sarah wears a bracelet
But Sarah darling you are way too old and wrinkly to pull that look off.
"Palin apologizes for calling some Republicans 'wusses'"
ReplyDeletehttp://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/12/04/palin-apologizes-for-calling-some-republicans-wusses/
MAYBE ITS TIME FOR THESE REPUBLICAN WUSSIES TO GO AFTER SARAH AND TODD PALIN, SARAHPAC, PROSTITUTION RING, DAIRYGATE AND ALL THOSE OTHER GATES THEY HAVE ON SARAH AND THE PALINS?
LIKE SARAH PALIN SAID, THE REPUBLICANS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WUSSIES!
Excuse me, is that the Christian way of saying pussies without saying PUSSIES?
Oh my! From the internet
Deletewuss: noun, female genitals. Outdated.
See more words with the same meaning: vulva ('vagina'), female genitalia.
Val! You are now on the long Palin shit list!
ReplyDeleteBut they told me that my chin would look like a Kardashhian chin, not fucked up like this.
ReplyDeletePretty sad. She spent all that dancing money on her new chin and now look what she ended up with.
DeleteThat pic of Bristle looks like one of the Perils of Palin characters. Especially the hand and the empty but always open mouth.
ReplyDeleteOh poor Bristle Boo Hoo.... Why does she always put herself in situations of her mother's making where she fails and goes home in tears? She is slow to learn for sure. She keeps saying she just wants a quiet life in Wasilla with all her babies. So why doesn't she just do that?
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