Friday, January 25, 2013

And they say that Fox News has never done anything positive.

I just had to share this!


  1. Anonymous2:48 AM

    lol. If I'm too weak to get up and change the channel or find the remote, someone please have the doctor exercise his 2nd amendment rights and put me out of my misery. Don't make me suffer, having to lie there and listen to Hannity and BillO. If doc says my prognosis is too good to do that and I'll be out in a day or so, please get me a 12-pack and some popcorn, just in case Baldy and her road-kill wig make an appearance.

    Boney Boo Boo

  2. Anonymous3:21 AM


  3. WakeUpAmerica3:47 AM

    That's perfect!!

  4. Anonymous3:50 AM

    Love it!

  5. Anonymous4:40 AM

    I swear that would happen to me! My blood pressure rises whenever I sit down in our doctor's waiting room with the big tv on the wall always turned to Fox News. Even with the sound off there is the relentless streaming text of what the lying idiots are saying. It's a form of brainwashing.

  6. Anonymous4:40 AM

    The gym I work out at as a bank of TV's by the cardio equipment. Whenever I find one on, I ask the attendant, in a voice of some volume, but not impolitely, to "please change the channel as I'm sure everyone h"ere is too intelligent to be interested in the garbage and lies FAUX tells - and we all don't need the increase in bp." So far, no one as copped to wanting to watch FAUX, some ave tanked me, I notice others asking the same - so it seems as if doing my patriotic duty as started a small movement in my sorta red 'burb.

    1. Anonymous5:01 AM

      It all helps -- one click off of that crap at a time.
      BTW, is your "h" intermittently out of commission?

      On first reading I thought somebody "tanked" you -- that's gotta hurt.

    2. Anonymous5:43 AM

      Reminds me of Tweety Bird: "I taught I taw a Putty-tat!"


    3. Patriot, i humbly thank you for your service!

  7. Anonymous5:03 AM

    Cute. And life saving.

  8. Anonymous5:18 AM

    Shared on Facebook and hope it goes VIRAL!

  9. Anonymous5:25 AM

    Great way to start the morning with a laugh. Thanks Uncle G

  10. Anonymous5:52 AM

    People people sorry for the interruption!

    Facebook Sarah has posted something really important to report on Facebook!

    Sarah wants everybody to know that her combat son Tractor has Christian tattoos on his Warrior body!

    That is all for now until she gets bored again and needs to be heard.

    Please continue your day.

    1. Anonymous6:16 AM

      What are we succumbing to, America? The army orders "the removal of Christian symbols from a chapel." I wonder what they'll make of my son and all the other soldiers with their numerous Christian symbols tattooed on their warrior bodies? What say you, politicians, about America's finest protecting us in these war zones who will NOT be "removing their Steeples, Crosses, Bible Verses, etc." to adhere to this new nonsensical political correctness?
      -FB Sarah

      But Sarah you failed to report if they were prison tats or juvie tats or homemade tats or tats he got while in his foxhole fighting for your rights to be read in your hourly press briefings from the last frontier. Maybe Sarah will do a follow up in the next hour?

    2. Anonymous6:23 AM

      Sarah do you have any inside information about the firing at FOX to report? Enquiring minds want to know.

      If you need details or a contact give Malia Litman a call.

    3. Anonymous6:46 AM

      So this is what 5 colleges and one degree (that nobody has seen) will get you?

      Fucking amazing!

      Maybe its a good thing her kids didn't go to college. They have first hand knowledge that 5 colleges are a waste of time and they're better off in hair school or on reality shows.

    4. Anonymous7:15 AM

      Kudos to whomever it was here that called her next scamming route: televangelism.

      Phony as the rest of 'em. "Send me ALL your money and I'll put in a good word for you to God."

    5. Anonymous7:21 AM

      Didn't we read something about Sarah having to sleep naked as a child? Now we have to hear about Sarah's son has a warrior body!

      Its starting to get a little creepy up there. I would have to say that's a little too much personal info.

      Maybe news like that should stay within the family.

    6. Anonymous7:27 AM

      Since you're unemployed and bored, $arah, can you give us the scripture verse where God says prostitution rings are the work of the Lord? I can't seem to find it in my concordance.

    7. Anonymous8:09 AM

      Track 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT' Menard has a Warrior's body? BWAHAHAHAHAHA in your Dreams, SKANK. Now Sarah Palin thinks that she can tell the Military how to run their organization. I wouldn't be surprised if 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT' has AIP Tattoos and White Power Tattoos. Maybe he has a 2 toned Penis Tattoo like his STEP-FATHER TOAD.

    8. Anonymous9:13 AM

      What? Warrior body? Creepy!! Yes, mom wants everyone to imagine how her son's warrior body, greased up, oiled and ready to go, is covered with tattoos. What a nice image to give to those grannies who send her their last $5.

    9. Anonymous10:11 AM

      Warrior body?

      Sarah that's sick. You're his mother, I hope you're not turned on by his warrior body?

    10. Anonymous10:23 AM

      Is she serious? Warrior body? Is she living a fantasy where she's a qeen and all these soldiers with warrior bodies are battling in her honor? I remember Sarah telling the world that as governor of Alaska that she is Commander In Chief of the Alaska National Guards. Could that be when she became delusional with this warrior bodies nonsense?

    11. Anonymous10:30 AM

      Britta did you divorce Track because mommy keeps inspecting your husband's tattoos on his warrior body while she was bathing his Spartan body in freshly harvested rose petal water?

    12. Anonymous10:32 AM

      That 'Warrior' Body was 'KICKED TO THE CURB' by Britta. Warrior Body and 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT'
      Brain. What a combination. Drugs and Alcohol have Ruined Track, he is Useless.

    13. Anonymous10:33 AM

      Sarah has a Warrior body, it looks like it has been through a DRUG WAR.

    14. Anonymous10:39 AM

      Christian symbols tattooed on their warrior bodies? 

      And we thought Bristol was the drama queen in the family with the I'm a single alone pregnant scared little girl who lives deep in the woods without any type of communication device with the outside world and I want him to go to prison because men are constantly wanting to rape and pillage me.

    15. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Do these combat raised from birth Wasillaian soldiers with tattooed warrior bodies get rewarded with pastor's virgin daughters upon return from battling evil and injustice in Sarah's name and honor?

      Maybe Dr Cathy Baldwin-Johnson needs to up someone's meds?

    16. Anonymous11:19 AM

      All kidding aside, I thought Track had a Statue of Liberty tattoo?

      Statue of Liberty - Christian tattoo?
      Paul Revere warned the British?
      North Korea is her ally?
      Bristol has great work ethics?
      Track is a combat vet?
      Visions of being Ivanna Trump?
      Warrior bodies?
      She can see Russia from her house?

      Is it safe to leave Sarah alone in her tower?

    17. Anonymous11:48 AM

      Sounds like Sarah must of been heart broken when Track was sent away to labor camp or hockey camp, whatever that place is in Michigan is when he was a youth. But all is fine now, her Warrior has returned. Some say he aint right but the important thing is he survived camp.

  11. I have a story I'd like to share and it is a true one.
    We had a woodchuck and his hole was underneath our shed, right in the middle. We had 3 cats and a large veggie garden. The cats did nothing, I have a picture of a woodchuck sleeping on our lower deck with 3 cats !!!!
    Anyway. Did not want to kill him so I used methods from the internet. One of the methods was to play a radio, so there would be a human voice 24/7.
    This worked!!!!
    We put the radio face down on the floor of the shed and turned it up so we could hear it and not be bothered by it.
    I turned to the most obnoxious station I could think of, you know the one with all the crazies? And they scream????
    Yep, I credit rush and the crazies from fox for getting rid of my wood chuck.

    1. Anonymous12:11 PM

      Good one, Diane. It'll also get kids out of the house to go outside and play with the dogs on a pretty afternoon, if you turn on the stereo with Rush or Hannity in their room while they're playing video games.

      But have a pr of earplugs handy so you don't torture yourself in the process. Five minutes should do the trick. Any more than that, and the kids might report you to child services.

  12. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Colbert: Hillary left Benghazi hearing with GOP’s ‘nuts in her attaché case’

    Playing a montage of conservative pundits criticizing the committees for poor questioning, Colbert had a message for his Republican friends: “You know I love you, but it was embarrassing.” Especially when Clinton was “stomping Ron’s Johnson” — and walked out with his “nuts in her attaché case.”

    And now we’re saying her anger was fabricated? “These guys know something about faking emotions,” Colbert said, referring to pundits like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Brian Kilmeade. “It just makes the Republicans look even weaker. They now lost to something that wasn’t even real.”

    “These hearings were a debacle,” Colbert concluded. (Hard to argue.) But there’s only one question they were ever really about: “Is there anything we can use to stop Hillary in 2016?”

    Take a look, via Comedy Central:

  13. Anonymous8:17 AM

    On his show Thursday night, The Daily Show host Jon Stewart lampooned the political theater of the recent hearing on Benghazi.

    He noted that Republicans at the hearing asked Secretary of State Hillary Clinton the same question repeatedly. Whether Clinton read a particular diplomatic cable from deceased Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens was asked by at least five Republicans.

    “That’s a fair point — that you don’t have to all identically make,” Stewart remarked. “But you know, you aren’t dealing with a rookie here, guys. This ain’t Clinton’s first go-around at the finger-pointing rodeo. I mean, Clinton is like a finger-pointing Magneto. You come at her and she will turn it around on you.”

    Raw Story (

  14. Anonymous8:20 AM

    Why Are So Many People Flagging Atheist Mom’s CNN iReport Article As ‘Inappropriate?’

    With close to 740,000 views and 10,000 comments, a CNN iReport article titled “Why I Raise My Children Without God” is one of the site’s most popular features. But now CNN has been forced to defend the article from users who won’t stop flagging it as “inappropriate.”

    In the story, a blogger identified only as TXBlue08, who also blogs at Kids Without Religion, discusses why she chose to raise her two children without God. In the opening section, she explains:

  15. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Good one! Yes, am certain Fox News is responsible for many having epiphanies in their lives, who are now turning off the nasty channel.

  16. Anonymous9:06 AM

    More Fox find an active on-air personality for Fox New simply type then their first name-last name such as for Mike Huckabee

    Try it for any of their CURRENT personalities such as freshly signed Karl Rove:

    Now try it for Sarah-Palin:

    1. Hilarious!

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