Friday, January 25, 2013

Twisted Sister frontman tells the world that the Motor City Madman, and darling of the pro-gun teabaggers, is a cowardly draft dodger. Ooh, that's going to leave a mark!

Courtesy of WRFX News:  

Ted Nugent promotes a lot of conservative ideals, particularly gun rights. But, at least one other rocker sees that stance as hypocritical. Twisted Sister's Dee Snider lashed out at Nugent in an interview with Noisecreep

"Ted's always been a gun-toting conservative. But what gets me is that he was actually a draft dodger! I mean, to the point where he didn't bathe for a week, and vomited on himself to deliberately avoid the draft. I totally understand why he did that, but all of these Republicans who love Ted don't seem to know or remember that too well. It's crazy that he's become one of the voices of Conservative America even though he was a draft dodger. If you don't believe me, Google it." 

Dee Snider is citing an interview Nugent gave to High Times magazine in 1977. In the interview, Nugent described how he avoided the draft because he wanted to continue to play guitar instead of serve in the Army. From the 1977 interview, Nugent said: 

"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up."

The article goes on to point out that Nugent took back his early story however got a copy of Nugent's deferment which indicates that while the gun toting pedophile received a student deferment for much of the time he was eligible for the draft he also failed a physical exam and was given a 1-Y classification, which are generally assigned to registrants "who have exhibited medical conditions that were limiting but not disabling." You know like having their pants full of their own feces and acting like a lunatic.

Snider calling him out as a coward did not sit well with Nugent who took to Twitter (Where else?) to register his frustration.

Well that's pretty weak. And what "truth" is Snider supposed to "man up" to?

All Snider did was repeat to the interviewer the same story that Nugent gleefully told to High Times back in 1977.

If anybody needs to "man up" and tell the "truth" it is this pathetic excuse for a tough guy. But what can you expect from a guy that measures his manhood by how many guns he owns and preys on underage girls to feed his oversize ego?


  1. Anonymous4:29 AM

    Teddy seems to be following in the platform shoe steps of another "rill 'Murican" - toss out some ridiculous bit of trash talk, and get indignant on Twitter when someone has the unmitigated gall to call you out by using your own words.... all I can say is my respect for Dee Snider just went up a few notches!

  2. Sally in MI4:54 AM

    Hooray for Dee Snider! About time someone, anyone, started calling out these liars afor what they are...unpatriotic, dangerous, unbalanced creeps. Some of the stuff nugent has said should have landed him in jail for sedition. And once he's there, let's give him some cellmates: McConnell, Boehner, Rand Paul, Ryan, and hey, just for the entertainment value, those who pal around with Cox and the AIP, Sarah and Todd.

  3. Anonymous5:01 AM

    "I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death."

    Is this Sarah Palin's new plan? Will it be in her nutritional comfort foods fitness book?

  4. Anonymous5:02 AM

    Ted Nugent, the motor city madman, that was the best you could do? What is your truth you pussy? Dee was only referring to your own admission, your own words. Google it. Loser.

  5. Anonymous5:11 AM

    Teddy has some crazy eyes......

  6. abbafan5:18 AM

    When a fellow musician calls you out for being a coward and yellow, that definitely smarts! All the back-peddling that the Nuge does will NOT erase his past; it is public record. Way to go Mr.Snider for exposing this Palin goat-tit sucker!!

  7. kabiddle5:24 AM

    Ted has always pushed the envelope only where he is most comfortable and safe. While growing up in Detroit, his concerts were considered so "out there". I never went. He was a sick and cowardly bastard back then and nothing has changed.

  8. angela5:25 AM

    Ted is a microcosm of the modern day GOP. Violent, ignorant, bloviating and hypocritical. Everything Dee Snider says about him is true and Theodore knows it. His flag waving schtick only fools idiot baggers and panderers like Palin.

  9. Anonymous5:33 AM

    So Ted contends now that he was lying to that reporter, just trying to shape his image as an anti- war protester ... But says that he's DEFINITELY not misrepresenting himself now in order to appeal to the only market niche who will even listen to this has-been and his rants--- the RW Gun Goons. Ted sounds more like a sell-out and a lying shill than an American Patriot. Another false persona used to sell shit to the low- info RW dimwits.

    The 'big lie' was from Ted himself. Who's to know when this chicken-hawk poser is telling the truth to the press, or just making up shit in order to be more popular with the extremists who are afraid to call him on his BS?

    Ted's "war" stories consist of his conquests with girls as young as 12-yrs old. He was so proud of himself that he bragged about it. I guess that's the kind of person a Grizzly Mom of three girls wants to praise as a role model to her supporters, who are too thick to notice the lies and hypocrisy.

    It's funny that old Pedo Ted has skin just as thin as his good friend and fellow gun shill, Sarah "Can't load my own gun" Palin. Ted gets all whiny when his own words come back to him verbatim. I'm sure that Ted has no more respect of his contemporaries in the music business than Sarah Palin has from her peers in the political arena. Both are embarrassing to many who were supporters at one time.

  10. Anonymous5:37 AM

    Thin skinned Ted gets his little feelings hurt hearing his own words repeated back to him. Sound like anyone else we know?

    Boney Boo Boo

    1. Anonymous6:49 AM

      Shore do...Perhaps Ted's good buddy will take to her Facebook page to defend and praise him? Don't wait for that to happen, Ted.

    2. Anonymous9:12 AM

      LOL! Boney Boo Boo!!

    3. Paul - Minnesota10:44 AM

      Another LOL about Boney Boo Boo.

  11. Anonymous6:09 AM

    Nugent should never be photographed without a hat on!! He looks deranged in that photo, maybe that is what wonky eyed Palin finds so attractive about him? All it takes is one brave soul, then the others who know about his past will start to speak up. Nugent is not fit to shine our President's shoes. I can understand why he is a repub. They attract all the "less than" citizens. Less intelligence, less self respect, less honor and dignity.

  12. Anonymous6:19 AM

    Good article in nymag. com from Tuesday, 1/22/13 on Donald Trump wanting to buy the Times. I think he needs to collect the $5 Mil that he says Bill Maher owes him so he can pay last month's AMEX card.biill. Now he claims he's going to sue Maher. Oh I forgot, that's what all thin-skinned 'billionaires' do to stop comedians from making jokes about thrir stupidity. Trump is skewered in comments, as well as Drudge fans, who came over to NY Mag via a link at Drudge. Those people.,, lol


  13. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Back in the 70's I used to date a rock radio station DJ. He said he would play Nugent's music but didn't like the guy because he beat up hippies and hare krisnas. I guess another indication of manhood along with draft dodging and sex with minor girls is beating up peaceful, non-threatening people.

    Ted Nugent would would curl up into a shivering little ball of cowardliness if he ever had to face a real man. He can't even face life without hiding behind his precious guns.

  14. Anonymous6:42 AM

    OT - lessons from Hilary this is too awesome -I think you and your readers will enjoy it
    The once and future queen

    1. Anita Winecooler8:33 PM

      Thanks, you know, I really admire Hillary! They revealed today, that she still has double vision from her concussion and wears the glasses with a special opaque covering to help correct it.

      Imagine any one of those lame chauvanist pigs going in front of a committee of morons for five or six hours and holding court as Hillary did.

      They'd probably join Ted and poop their collective pants!!

  15. Well, good ole Ted can lie and lie and lie all he chooses, but when there's a paper trail from the Selective Service... well...

    The bullshit stops RIGHT HERE:

    - KAO

    1. Paul - Minnesota10:42 AM

      Thanks for posting the truth about that Nugent turd.

  16. Beldar Stranglehold Conehead7:17 AM

    Sounds like Ted contracted a bad case of cat scratch fever.

    Dee Snider also asked Eddie Munster, Mittens' running mate, to stop playing "We're Not Gonna Take It" at campaign rallies since, apparently, the song was intended as a rock anthem for rebellious youts and not - repeat NOT - for whiny little conservatives running out of their weight class.

    (That's right, Rand Paul: no Twisted Sister for you, either!)

    1. Blue Girl Liz7:49 AM

      You redneckanize this is what the Selective Service sang to Ted?

      We're not gonna take you
      No, we ain't gonna take you
      We can't stand the smell anymore..

      We're not gonna chance it
      No, the U.S.A. doesn't want you
      You're full of crap and smell just like shit

      Just wondering...
      Blue Girl Liz...

    2. Anonymous11:51 AM

      I'll bet Dee will let them play his song with your lyrics. Ted would pout and probably shoot himself in his little wee wee. Impossible as it seems, as it is a mighty small target.

  17. Anonymous8:06 AM

    Looks like the flea-bitten motor city mutt is losing some hair in front.I guess that's just because there's a moon out tonight.This man doesn't amount to a fart in a hurricane.To quote the bard,"full of sound and fury signifying nothing".Nuff said.

    1. Anonymous11:53 AM

      Yep, that's him. All of his tales are told by an idiot...

  18. Chenagrrl8:18 AM

    Yeah, it's tough to be outed as a self-centered filth-bomb instead of a gun-totin' heeee-ro! For those of us who lost loved ones in Vietnam, p-p-p-pisss off, Ted!

  19. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Come on guys,
    don't you know we are supposed to forget that Ted was a chicken, allong with Newt and Mitt.
    We are supposed to forget that Granny Lulus husband belonged to an antiAmerican secessionist group( oh and Tawd never served) and Chuckie never enlisted either no matter what Sarah wants to lie about.

    1. Paul - Minnesota10:37 AM

      And George W Bush ... another chicken who avoided military service in Vietnam.

  20. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Gun nutsack, pedophile, and now draft dodging coward. This seems to be par for Republicans. Quite a few Mormons are pedophiles, and most of Romney advisors are Chicken Hawks, militarily, and isn't chicken a term for children used in the sex trade. Religion, bravado, and fear are the halmarks of good republicans. Nothing surprises me, but i like to see the proof in print. Thanks for making my day.

  21. Anonymous10:35 AM

    I always liked Dee Snider, and now I think I love him!

  22. Anonymous10:50 AM

    I unabashedly admit my hatred of Ted Nugent. I hope he feels every bit of pain he ever inflicted on the poor animals he delights and I mean delights in killing. This freak brags he goes and kills as many animals as possible when he hears anything about vegetarians especially famous vegetarians. He is a twisted, sick, draft dodging pedophile who even writes about his perverted predilections in his songs. To hell with this monster.

  23. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Hey Theodore, wash your ass before you challenge Snider. We like a clean fight, you UNPATRIOTIC DRAFT

  24. Anonymous12:55 PM

    Question for Turd Nugent. When did you start calling the poopy pants 4-F story a lie?

  25. Anita Winecooler8:27 PM

    EWW. He listed in his depraved diet and hygiene regiment that he avoided buttered poop ( "I never touched-buttered poop"). Makes sense, who eats unbuttered poop?

    Hey, Sarah, that question was rhetorical, put your hand down and stop grinning!

    He's got Shelly Bachmann eyes!! What an idiot, doesn't he realize EVERYONE knows?

    Oh, and one more thing-
    Dee Snyder RULES!


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