On January 19, our nation will have a new holiday to celebrate. Normally, we’d have the Hallmark corporation to thank for this, but this time there is a very different force behind the movement: the American gun lobby. That’s right, it’s time for the first annual “Gun Appreciation Day,” and instead of buying chocolates and flowers to mark the occasion, this holiday encourages you to buy -- you guessed it --- more guns!
In honor of this auspicious occasion, we've put together this collection of
Yeah, what will keep America safer is to allow more of these disphits to have weapons.
Makes perfect sense.