Monday, February 25, 2013

By the way speaking of awards, the Oscars weren't the only big trophies given out yesterday. "Big" being a relative term.

Here is a picture of the Toad holding his trophy for coming in fifth place in the Iron Dog, that was found on Chuck Heath Jr's Facebook page.

Apparently the fifth place win came not only with that nifty little trophy, but also $10,000.

But before Todd had a chance to blow it all on prostitutes and Viagra, his wife stepped in and announced to the world (Or at least the morons who still follow her on Facebook) that Todd was giving the money to a charity that reinforces her Right Wing credibility.

From Palin's Facebook page:

Todd's race winnings are donated to The Chris Kyle Memorial Fund. For the kids and me, we're proud of our Iron Dogger, especially his dedication to family and freedom. 

- Sarah Palin

Damn and this is the first money Todd has earned on his own in months! Oh well, I am sure Palin made it up to him by letting him hold the balls that she ripped off of him yeas ago and keeps in that little purse she carries.

"Here Todd, touch them. Remember what it was like to be a real man? Well, now you can just hand them back and get those thoughts right out of your head. Cause your ass belongs to me!"

165 comments:

  1. LMAO! I posted this last night...and I still think the Toad looks like a tee baller who got his trophy for "Participation"! LOL!!

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      Ha! That's sooo true! I love Baldy's we 'love our Iron Dogger, especially his dedication to family and freedom" -- cause nothing says conservative Christian values than family and freedom. He loves freedom so much, why didn't he enlist in the military??

      "Todd has earned on his own in months!" More like years, isn't it Gryph?

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    2. Virginia Voter10:33 AM

      Exactly, Gina, is this a professional race, or a second grade soccer team, WTF, a FIFTH PLACE trophy?

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    3. Anonymous10:54 AM

      GinaM, that's too funny. Yeah, Toad gets his 'just for showing up' trophy. Then jets off immediately to Scottsdale!

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    4. Seriously...that trophy is so teeny tiny...he even looks embarrassed to be holding that little thing*.

      *NOTE...double meaning in this comment*

      LOL!!

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    5. Anonymous12:13 PM

      5th again? What, no cheating this year, Todd?

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    6. "Honey, does this trophy make my penis look big? "

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    7. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Family! Freedom! Liberty! Warriors! Common sense conservative!

      Gawd -- does $creech know any other words unless they are written for her?

      This must be the only money puny Todd has earned - he wasn't in Bristol Bay fishin'last summer. What a pack of lying losers.

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    8. Anita Winecooler6:49 PM

      Is this like the "special olympics" of dog racing? Everyone gets a trophy, because there are no losers! And how odd is it that Sarah made him give the money to Kris Kyle's gig? He was dude who sympathy male bonded with Toadie during the gun fetishists fantasy show "pimpps earn stripes".
      Sounds kind of fishy to me - the palins don't give shit without at least a photo op.

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  2. Anonymous10:12 AM

    The $10,000 most likely would be split with his partner, Davis. So a measly $5,000 goes to the Kyle fund. Interesting how Sarah had to advertise the "donation." It just shows how little the Palins must give to charity if they have to announce it when they do make a contribution.

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    1. Anonymous10:25 AM

      I also think it's hilarious how generous Sarah is with Todd's money.

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    2. Anonymous12:00 PM

      Where does the Kyle fund money go? Didn't they ask for money for Kyle kids? Is the family destitute? Or will they be supporting guns with the Kyle fund? I would think the other family that had a love one who was murdered at the gun range would need money more than the Kyle family or guns.

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    3. Anonymous3:51 PM

      also, too..2 men were killed right? no mention of the other guy..what's up with that?

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    4. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Sarah couldn't bother with the "other" guy..she can't fill her pockets using his name. She needs well known names, dead or alive to do her grifting.

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  3. Anonymous10:15 AM

    So Tawd is still Pimping. He has not worked a real job in how many years? Is he not allowed to speak for himself? Grifter Granny will just replace those funds with Sarahpac money. If she is not being a Liar about donating to the Kyle Memorial, we will not know until next year at tax time.

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  4. Anonymous10:22 AM

    Who's the woman? Don't tell me she's a new addition to Tawd's stable?

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    1. That's cradle robbing CreepyJr's wife...poor thing! LOL!!

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    2. Anonymous12:04 PM

      That is a younger woman that got into a sex at work deal with the married father of two boys. Creepy Junior. No morals in the Heath/Palin clan and they are proud of getting knocked up the way they do it. It must feel good to her to be a skank at the elementary school.

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    3. Anonymous1:35 PM

      In most "real 'Merkun" Christobangelist schools, isn't that grounds for dismissal?

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    4. Anonymous2:15 PM

      Most "real 'Merkun" would have been canned in a public school. Christobangelist schools may cover up like the Bishops and Pope.

      What are the rules in Alaska, Anchorage, I think, where the sex affair went on and got the young woman with older married teacher knocked up?

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    5. Anonymous3:33 PM

      Chuck Heath teaches at Roger's Park Elementary, which is in one of the more economically downtrodden areas of town. It's an older neighborhood sandwiched between the Seward Highway North and Northern Lights. Tiny old homes and just kind of run down and full of the types of parents that are probably too busy working a few jobs to pay for their home than pay attention to the kind of person that is teaching their children. Very sad really.

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    6. Anonymous6:46 PM

      That is an adulteress, whore, Jezebel, skank, loose woman, other woman, husband stealer, homewrecker gold digger, immoral bitch.

      Par for the course for a Heath or Palin to marry.

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    7. Anonymous11:40 AM

      Well, we know the kinds of things that went on in the teachers' lounge at good old Roger's Park Elementary. Chuck Jr. treated it like a dating service. Who was watching the children when "love bloomed" for these two?

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    8. Anonymous1:31 PM

      It was Gladys Wood actually. He really is a very rude person.

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  5. And wouldn't that donation be tax-deductible? I doubt if Dud and $arah would have made it (in whatever amount) otherwise.

    Ooooowoooo, fifth place! Shiny!

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    1. Anonymous9:59 PM

      "Ooooowoooo, fifth place! Shiny!"



      LMAO !!!

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  6. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Hopefully this money won't be used to take veterans with PTSD to shooting ranges.

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    1. Anonymous12:08 PM

      Isn't that what Kyle has a foundation for? Why wouldn't the Palins support PTSD at a shooting range? The Sandy Hook shooting was also a guy with problems and his therapy and bonding was shooting guns. It is a RW thing.

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    2. Anonymous12:46 PM

      It didn't end so well for Kyle, who obviously wasn't equipped to make those kinds of therapy decisions for a vet with serious problems.

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  7. Anonymous10:25 AM

    "Todd's race winnings are donated to The Chris Kyle Memorial Fund. For the kids and me, we're proud of our Iron Dogger, especially his dedication to family and freedom."

    Holy shite. I didn't know you could word salad in two disjointed, run-on sentences or less.

    SMH

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    1. Anonymous11:08 AM

      And that woman claims to have a journalism degree. Maybe it would sound better if she wrote "me a d the kid..." Nope! The kid and I are proud of Todd. I guess that Sarah writes that way so we 'll know that she wrote it and not RAM.

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    2. Anonymous12:12 PM

      Well, if you put a preposition in front of it "for the kids and me" is actually grammatically correct.

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    3. Anonymous12:49 PM

      And if you knew you needed a comma in the middle of that sentence, you could write it in a way that makes sense. What's your point?

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    4. She says so little using so many words. It's truly an art form which is under-appreciated by intelligent people with things to do in their lives.

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    5. Anonymous1:38 PM

      @12:12 Proper sentence structure does not start with a preposition.

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    6. No, Anon 12:12, you can not "put a preposition in from of" "for the kids and me to make it grammatically correct. "For" IS the preposition.

      The sentence, as written, is not grammatically correct. "For the kids and me" IS a prepositional phrase. Unfortunately, Sarah Palin has no verb for which "for the children" adds information. It just dangles there, uselessly, as many of Mrs. Palin's words do.

      She apparently was attempting to write:
      "The kids and I are proud of our Iron Dogger . . ." but that was, alas, not within her intellectual capacity.

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    7. Anonymous5:42 PM

      You tell it, Liz!

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    8. Anonymous6:48 PM

      "It just dangles there, uselessly, as many of Mrs. Palin's words do."

      It just dangles there, uselessly, as Mrs. Palin does.
      Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

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  8. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Looks like Todd is scrawnying up the way Sarah did.

    Though I'm pretty sure they are holocaust deniers (or think it's not such a big dill) they sure are going for that emaciated look.

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    1. Anonymous12:09 PM

      Those iron dogs need speed to stay the course.

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    2. Anonymous7:44 PM

      Can't blame the happy couple, what with the meth lab right in the backyard handy.

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    3. Anonymous8:44 PM

      I'm sure taaawd had a snoot full..

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  9. Anonymous10:31 AM

    How much after taxes? She is just trying to announce that they really do give to charity... Notice it is Todd's winnings that are going to charity. When have you ever heard of the Palins giving any of the their money to charity?

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  10. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Todd doesn't wear a wedding ring, either.

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    1. Anonymous12:54 PM

      Horndog advertising.

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:58 PM

      not on his finger

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  11. Anonymous10:39 AM

    That is the trophy Todd gives to his best producing prostitute.

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  12. Anonymous10:40 AM

    Who is the woman next to him?

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    1. CreepyJr's young thing from the side that he got pregnant before the ink was dry on his divorce from his first wife! LOL!!

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    2. Anonymous9:01 PM

      Your jealousy's showing. And it's sad. Praying fory ou.

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    3. Anonymous11:39 AM

      Accusing someone of jealousy is infantile.

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    4. Anita Winecooler7:01 PM

      Praying fory ou??? What's that? Fwench? A speech impediment? Whose the crutel bastard that put the "sp" in the word "lisp"?

      I'm praying fory ou..... bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa good one!

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  13. sewnup10:43 AM

    As of 2:30pm EST on 25 Feb, the Kyle donations-request page shows "TOTAL DONATIONS $4,016". It'll be interesting to see if it ever shows the result of an actual receipt of Palin $, either in an increment of 5 or 10 thou--should be easy to spot. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it somehow just never made it.

    I bet the Down Syndrome folks are still waiting...

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    1. Anonymous1:39 PM

      $5K less 28% taxes should double that total.

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  14. Anonymous10:49 AM

    I want proof that they donated anything

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    1. Anonymous2:58 PM

      10:49 - Me too! They are not a family that donates to much of anything - review their financial records! Frauds and liars!

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    2. Anonymous9:01 PM

      You two are both ridiculously idiotic. Only morons claim things you do without knowing the people you're discussing.

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    3. Anonymous11:37 AM

      Please disclose in detail with proof, anon 9:01, exactly to whom Sarah and Todd have donated.

      That's what I thought.

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  15. Anonymous10:52 AM

    So Scarah and Toad just couldn't bring themselves to donate to victims of gun violence..you know, like the families of Newtown, Aurora, or Arizona where Scarah put bullseye targets on congressional districts she 'targeted'.
    Chris Kyle was a maniacal murderer who boasted of his killings. He left the military before earning life-time retirement. That's his fault. Why should anyone donate to his family? He knew leaving the military would cost him and his family his retirement. He did it anyone to chase the money, much like Sarah left the governorship of Alaska to chase the money.
    Oh and the Navy Seal 6 that supposedly is the one who shot Osama bin Laden? He left the military too, early, and is now complaining that he can't get a job and has no benefits. Boo, fucking hoo. He knew the rules, and he, just like Kyle, chose to ignore them.

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    1. Anonymous1:16 PM

      Don't you know that rules are for everyone else, but Repubs write their own and simply do what they want "until a court tells them they can't".

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    2. Anonymous6:51 PM

      Actually, some of the benefits are available, but not instantaneously - like the VA med car.

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    3. Anonymous9:00 PM

      You have NO idea what they've donated to.

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    4. Anonymous10:32 PM

      9:00

      the mat valley meth consortium ?!?

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    5. Anonymous11:36 AM

      We know exactly to whom YOU'VE donated, anon 9:00.

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  16. Anonymous10:57 AM

    Todd's dedication to Family and Freedom does not extend to his Prostitutes. Most Married Family MEN wear their wedding rings. Todd and Sarah have a 'SHAM' Marriage, Sarah doesn't "LIGHT UP HIS LIFE".

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  17. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Aawww, did Grifticia make poor old Pimpilicious give away his moolah? Sad.

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    1. perhaps it's a preemptive strike for when Pimp Todd gets pulled in for questioning. "But-But! You can totally tell he's a good man, he gave to charity!" Stupid? yes. But I still see them using that as an excuse when this prostitution bit blows open.

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  18. Anonymous11:10 AM

    Please, Gryphen, please post some photos of the other four trophies.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:05 PM

      Rumor has it that one is in front of Wasilla High (the school) wink wink

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  19. WakeUpAmerica11:32 AM

    Little purse SHE carries? Todd is the purse carrier.

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  20. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Chris Kyle Memorial Fund? I thought his kids had big bad government health insurance, just like Scarah? I thought they had a military pension, unlike Sarah? What about donating some of your Fox millions to the real native people in Alaska, Sarah? I realize you didn't care about them when you were their Governor, but surely now that you are a plain old private citizen with no title, you could help some real live people in need. Or not.

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  21. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Nice trophy. Ha Ha My 5 year old has bigger ones.
    Wonder what the entry fee is for the Iron Dog.

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    1. Balzafiar2:41 PM

      By the time your son is twelve his dick will be bigger than Tawd's is now, also too.

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    2. Anonymous7:04 PM

      Entry fee for Iron Dog is 3 grand per racer if you sign up early in August and 3500 per racer if you sign up later.

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  22. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Chuck Jr. is really posting a lot of photos of his young wife and baby on his blogs. He rarely mentions or posts photos of his sons by his first wife. SAD.

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    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Why should Creepy Chuck, Jr care about his ex-family? They're on their own now, the suckahs. Creepy, Jr is a younger man now, and he's reduced his number of dependents.

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    2. Anonymous2:03 PM

      And they are showing off a "ginger baby" which kind of cracks me up....if you are a South Park fan you know what I'm talking about ;-)

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    3. Anonymous2:19 PM

      Creepy Chuck, Jr showed Track Palin teaching his young sons how to shoot. That was that. Track is such a warrior and great father maybe Creepy Chuck, Jr has turned his kids over to Uncle Track.

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    4. Don't post before taking your meds.

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    5. Anonymous11:34 AM

      hrh, thanks for coming here to post such a well-thought out comment. Now, go back to saving up your pennies to send to Sarah and Chuck, jr.

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  23. Anonymous12:36 PM

    Dedication to "family?" It that what they call prostitution rings now?

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  24. Anonymous12:41 PM

    "Gold digger" should be substituted for "Iron dogger". And why is Chris Kyle any better than the other man killed, or the thousands who have died in recent years either before or after their military service?

    I believe one of the Seals died after helping to kill Osama Bin Laden; what did we hear from the Palins? "Crickets".

    Such blatant opportunism is so incredible - how much will they steal from this new, front group for right-wing extremism?

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    1. I know-- how many people have died protecting their families from intruders? how many soldiers have given life and limb for their country in the name of "freedom?"
      But no, she chooses this Kyle, who basically put himself in harm's way by bringing a man recently released from a mental institution with PTSD from war to a firing range and not keeping an eye on him.
      Not the other man who was shot and killed. Not any of the victims of Sandy Hook. Certainly not Gabrielle Giffords, am I right Sarah? No, you continue to give lip service to this ex-soldier who you have the hots for.

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    2. Anonymous6:53 PM

      So $carah's a necrophiliac?

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  25. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Anon 12:41 PM

    "Gold digger should be substituted for Iron dogger..."

    IMHO, the optimal substitute would be "Cocksucker".

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  26. Anonymous1:39 PM

    Sure and we have a Sarah Palin who doesn't donate to anyone or anything - not even to the organization that represents what her supposed youngest son has.

    Showing off his trophy cracks me up!!!! They are such frauds!

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    1. Anonymous3:06 PM

      I'll bet Toddie-boy got him a certificate, too, suitable for framing!

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  27. Anonymous2:23 PM

    What a "family" picture: Todd, the Pimp and Whatshername, the home breaker.

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    1. Anonymous3:04 PM

      Two family values adults and one of their spawn who, statistically, will grow up to be just as hypocritical and sorry as all her kinfolk.

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  28. Anonymous2:28 PM

    What do you want to bet that Sarah is pulling all the strings she has left to get Todd his longed-for Reality Show? Starring,,,guess who? Sarah!

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    1. Anonymous2:54 PM

      Doubt it - they'd not get the Alaskan tax dollars anymore for a 'special about the pimp' - A Bill has been introduced in the Alaska Legislature to stop proving the funds for filming in Alaska, or about Alaskans!

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      What part of Mericuh loves losers besides the Sea of Pee?

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  29. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Where's the picture of all the Heaths and Sarah and her brood greeting Todd the Pimp crossing the finish line? Oh, they were all too busy? So, Sarah posts a picture at home with Todd the Pimp and the woman who wrecked Chuckie Jr's family? Sheesh. What family values?

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    1. Better yet, where are all of the Palin family, Todd's folks other than the brood of hicks that he married into?

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    2. Anonymous3:24 PM

      Where are Todd family members? We haven't seen any of them in years if ever at all. It's all about Sarah, her brood and the Heath clans! Yuk!!!!!!

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    3. Anonymous3:29 PM

      They were all there, Bristol, Tripp, Willow, Piper and some assorted female cousins or some sort of female young relatives. She has the photos on her facebook for anyone that actually does the facebook thing. ( I don't do facebook but it seems that Sarah Palin is available on facebook even to those that don't subscribe to it and are part of it.) Anyway, Sarah and her sisters Bristol, Willow and Piper were ther at the finish line (oh, oops did I say "sisters?" I really meant daughters! How aweful it must be for these young girls having this beyond middle aged mother that competes with them as contemporaries rather than nurtures them as a mother figure! Gah, nothing worse than an over the hill nearly 50 something hag that wants to be your friend instead of your mother....

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  30. Anonymous2:37 PM

    When it comes down to signing the check, Sarah will decide she NEEDS that money to continue her "ministry" more than Kyle's family does.

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  31. Bristol's Real Chin2:50 PM

    I kind of feel sorry for Todd. 100% of his prize money goes to charity, while the grifter donates, what? 5% of her PAC money to other causes (not even charitable ones-- just "other than Palin" causes).

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    1. Anonymous8:56 PM

      Both team 11 racers donated the money. Most of the Irondog racers do. It isn't about money.

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  32. Anonymous2:58 PM

    HONEY BOO BOO has a trailer house full of trophies.....ALL bigger than this one! HAAA!

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  33. For those delighting in the anguish of the commenters at C4P over the "down arrows" [I may follow the lead of a HuffPo commenter and call them WeeBaggers] I present to you the screed of one "stlouisix" who is not only hateful and bigoted but is one of the worst writers I've ever read. And "he" claims to have taught at a university.

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    stlouisix • an hour ago
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    These corrupted flag officers are NOT FIT TO WEAR THE UNIFORM. Comrade
    Obama's idea of protecting the Global Economic System is the destruction
    of America's economy which, for the benefit of the brain-dead, means
    RIP America's national security in putting out the welcome mat for
    America's enemies, Obama's friends, for a Catastrophic Attack on the
    U.S.

    Dempsey, you and your sorry ilk need to be drummed out of the Service for being nothing more than "The mouths of Sauron" in traitorously selling out your Commands, and by extension, your Country, to a despot, weaned on a hatred of anything and everything American, who is willfully destroying it materially and morally from within!

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    David Zimmerman stlouisix • an hour ago −
    I'd like to meet the idiot that gave a down arrow!
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    stlouisix David Zimmerman • an hour ago −
    So would have every member of my family who served in the Military in time of war, my father in the Army Air Corps on the Aleutian Islands in WWII, two uncles with the Marines on Iwo Jima, an uncle with the Army in the Philippines, an uncle with the Navy on a carrier and an uncle with the Air Force during the Korean War, as everything that their generation fought and died for has been bastardized by The Thing in the WH and his enablers, read the down arrow types, with the ultimate sacrifices of all those who fought and died to secure our unalienable God-given rights rendered to have been in vain! Remember that when you see those down arrows trashing the defense of our country!
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      I think the down arrows are just. Too. Much. Who knew it would be so simple to make these folks blow a gasket?

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    2. It's like these people have no idea there is such thing as a soldier who is NOT a republican. Wow.

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    3. Anonymous3:22 PM

      Some people have military in their family and they know people in the military and it becomes very personal for them. Me, I've known exactly one person who has ever served in the military and that is through a very tangential connection. It is something that some folks know and do but for a lot of us it is as foreign to us as another language. I guess if this country was ever invaded I'd be very thankful that there are people that are here to protect us as a country and as a nation and the occupants thereof. However, since I've been alive our military has only served to invade other countries. When we are invaded on our own soil by enemy combatants I'll be very much a supporter of our armed forces but I don't really support what has been happening since 1965.

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    4. Anonymous3:57 PM

      I thought the military fought for our freedoms- ie the right to disagree (down arrow).

      A huge glimpse into the right wing's way of interpretation and way of thinking.

      Doesn't take much to set these old live wires off, does it? Probably all carry concealed guns (penis extenders) too. Nice.

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    5. Anonymous4:35 PM

      Unalienable Rights are not solely for Americans. The countries invaded by the U.S. also have rights. But you Fake Xtians can't see that. Bullies think that harassing others is the right thing to do, until they meet Resistance.

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    6. The irony is, it was stlouisix who was insulting officers of the armed forces, accusing them of treason for following the chain of command and the Constitution. THAT'S what the down arrows were for.

      Those coming to the defense of these military officers, and their Commander in Chief, commented via the down arrow (the only means of dissent permitted on C4P.

      Now, according to stlouisix, those giving a down arrow have "bastardized everything" soldiers fought and died for and are trashing the defense of our country!

      I do wonder, if down arrows are so effective, why are we even bothering with a state-of-the-art military defense system?

      I would laugh if I weren't crying about the damage these deranged cult members were doing to our country.

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    7. Oh I am LOVING the teeth gnashing over the "down arrows" at the Asylum!

      The best thing about it...they have NO IDEA who's doing it!

      LOL!!!

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    8. Anonymous5:39 PM

      They're all as thin-skinned as their leader, The Quitter.

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    9. Anonymous7:23 PM

      Young fugly xtrian emily would love to punch the down arrowers in the face doncha kow! LOL!

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    10. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Liz I don't worry, what possible damage could those old farts be causing from their scooters? All ten of them.

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    11. Anonymous7:39 PM

      OMG I'm laughing so hard, never visited c4p until today that site has got to be parody for reals!
      Run toward the sound of the cannons! wrote one of the funny peeps.
      Sorry old coot no revolution yet, that "cannons"sound you hear is coming from. your. butt.

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    12. Cracklin Charlie8:05 PM

      If you use the down arrows, the terrorists win.

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    13. Anonymous3:07 AM

      "If you use the down arrows, the terrorists win."

      hahaha

      Thanks, I needed that!

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    14. Anonymous7:44 AM

      The down arrows are freaking awesome. Those people constantly fantasize about "doing battle" to "save the country". But, click a down arrow and watch their heads explode!

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    15. The "down arrow terrorist" are driving the NUTS to FITS! Apparently the "DAT's" have made their way over to CreepyJr's blog and the screaming is being heard from there too!

      This shit is BETTA than watching Baldy's "The Unwatchable"...Beefy's..."Life's as a Tramp"...and "Baldy Palin's Alaska" rolled up into one! LOL!!!

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    16. Anita Winecooler7:15 PM

      My only regret is that I have but one down arrow (each) to give for my country.

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  34. Anonymous3:19 PM

    LOL $5000. She sounds like she is giving away million.

    BTW did how much did she give to charity when she made millions @ Fox, reality TV and book deals?

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  35. Anonymous3:20 PM

    5th place LOL. Not even bronze.

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    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      More like steel wool.

      Toad is Sarah's punk-ass bitch. And he loves it. When she starts strapping on her, well, strap-on rotundo model dildo, his eyes light up light a Christmas tree. "See", Creepy Chuck Jr says, "I TOLD you that you'd just love what my sister could do for you, Toad!"

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    2. Anonymous8:20 PM

      I had never heard of anyone getting a anything for a FIFTH place... The most I heard was an acknowledgement for FOURTH place. But $10,000 for FIFTH...

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  36. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Oh, Alaskans are so, so proud of the pimp! Barf!!!!!!!! He needs to be ridden out of Alaskan on a rail and ASAP.

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    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Todd loves the thought of being ridden, rail or no rail.

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  37. Anonymous3:23 PM

    "Todd Palin Finishes Strong in Iron Dog Race, Donates Winnings to Chris Kyle Memorial Fund"

    WTF 5th place is strong?

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Todd Palin has been a 'looser' for so long - in the race and w/his horrible wife. A fraud and liar. Cheated on him, berthed other mens children that he declares his own and on and on. Great christian family - for fucking sakes!

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    2. Anonymous7:03 PM

      Todd's a loser married to a loose woman. She hasn't been tight since Glen Rice gave her that wonky eye.

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    3. Anonymous8:54 PM

      In a race where most teams scratch, including in the last stretch, YES, 5th is strong finishing, especially for middle aged men.

      This is racing in -20 degree weather at 70+ MPH with ice forming on your machine, clothes AND face protective wear.

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    4. Anonymous9:54 PM

      chuck_tard jr @ 8:54,

      big fukin' deal you fat fuk jackass, there's plenty of us Alaskans that deal with that shit on a regular basis

      BTW, did Todd steal your share of your guys' 8 ball of meth before he left for his 5th place loser finish ?

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    5. Anon 8:54, what you're describing is a normal day for many Native villagers. The same ones Governor Palin ignored, letting them choose whether to freeze or starve.

      The Iron Dog is just a game of how much fuel can be wasted riding sponsor supplied machines and wearing sponsor supplied clothing.

      BFD.

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  38. Anonymous3:24 PM

    cpac 2013 speakers-romney-palin will discuss best ways to lose presidential elections!

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  39. WakeUpAmerica4:17 PM

    Is the cup trophy two-toned as well as small? Does it have his balls in it?

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    1. Anonymous6:44 PM

      Looks like a 'tiny' trophy that matches his dick as told about in "Boys Will be Boys". And, his wife thinks he is manly and handsome? Yuk! I wouldn't pick him and he isn't the manly man of Alaska - so many others outshine him.

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    2. Anonymous7:01 PM

      Replicas of his balls. He dares not ask the Quitter to even allow him to look at his real balls, as unimpressive as they are. She'll cut away the rest of that nub that he pisses out of if he gives her any lip.

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    3. Anonymous8:53 PM

      Since when is 6inches "small?" I now feel sorry for 80% of men

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    4. Anonymous7:47 AM

      It was reported that Todd has a 4" dick. As a single "lady" all my life, I've had quite a few wild rides in my life. I can tell by looking that Todd is no lover. If he lasts more than a minute, he would be lucky. I wouldn't give him the time of day. He became a pimp because that's the only way he could get laid.

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    5. Anonymous8:03 AM

      8:53 Who mentioned six inches - Todd Palin isn't even that big!!! He is a weeny and suppose to be two toned too!!! Barf! Cannot even imagine going to bed w/him and my men friends think sister Sarah to be a dirty skank!

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  40. our lad4:34 PM

    Hey, I get busting Mr. Palin's nuts, he's just a bum, let's face it.But whatever he did as far as procuring women, thumping some black kid in high school, whatever,remember this, this poor prick has been living with Mrs. Palin his whole fucking adult life. And you're gonna break this guy's chops? He's a Christ figure, for fucking crying out loud. You talk about punishment? This poor cocksucker wrote the book, they should erect a fucking STATUE to this fucking victim. Leave him alone, the man knows about suffering like none of us. Fuckin guy should be sainted, like Joan of Arc, for fucksake.

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    1. Anonymous6:58 PM

      Yeah, in a way, I feel sorry for the putz too, but he had to have accumulated a little "Fuck you, Sarah. I'm outta here!" money along the way. The fact that he still hangs around just makes him a pitiful little bitch-boy for the dragon lady.

      Plus, he's had plenty of opportunities to help her have an "accident" along the way. She's his meal ticket. Time to face up to the facts, because Toddie has--- he's her bitch, and that's the way it is.

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    2. Anonymous7:34 PM

      And that gives him a pass HOW? To quote Rod Stewart, "are you pussy-whipped" and he's not even getting any from the skank. He's a high-pitched voiced, small-dicked coward that bullies his way through life.

      McCain, demented as HE is, can thank his lucky stars he lost '08. The Palin mafia would have seen to it he died shortly after he took office.

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    3. Cracklin Charlie8:02 PM

      Can't agree with that one our lad,

      Nothing that his wife did to him makes up for what he did to Shailey Tripp and others.

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    4. our lad2:50 AM

      Like I said, this poor fuck has suffered the tortures of the damned and I say, enough. There is nothing, nothing by the hand or God nor man that can smite a motherfucker like this motherfucker done been smote. Imagine, sleeping and sharing a bathroom with this woman for twenty or so years. Ya'll are some heartless pricks, I'll say that. Hope you ain't on MY fuckin jury, jeez.

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    5. Dis Gusted10:02 AM

      He's as much a "Christ-figure" as Cardinal Mahoney.

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    6. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Sorry, but Todd could have walked away any time he wanted. It's not as if the Palins or the Heaths are strangers to divorce. he only heartless pricks here are named Sarah and Todd.

      Are you planning to go in front of a jury some time soon?

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  41. Anonymous5:40 PM

    I think that we, collectively, should send a copy of Boys Will Be Boys to all of Todd Palin's sponsors! I will purchase 4 tomorrow and send them out. I will do more next week.

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  42. Anonymous5:52 PM

    I sent copies of the book (right after it was published) to various people in the U.S. Congress - Alaska Legislature and the Gov of Alaska who is in bed w/Palin. Congress covers for her because of McCain - Parnell does because of his relationship w/her. We need Dems in office throughout the nation to stop this - and then, hopefully, all of this will be disclosed about Palin. She is protected in the corrupt government of Alaska, there is no doubt! Vote every Republican you can 'out of office' in the next two upcoming elections. We so need a change!!!!!

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  43. Anonymous8:30 PM

    Well, maybe she's desperate enough to try to follow some advice: From HuffPo 1/29/13 (Sarah Palin's New Job After Leaving Fox? Oh, The Possibilities): 7. Become an advocate. As the mother of a child with Down syndrome, charities dedicated to children with special needs must be dear to Palin’s heart. We would like to see Palin put some of her fundraising skills and fame to good use and raise money and awareness for a good cause.

    So, she throws $5k out there to see what kind of reaction she gets.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 PM

      She has given her time to DS events. There was video a few years ago

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    2. Anonymous8:52 PM

      I love liberal ignorant hate blogging. It reinforces the crassness of some democrats.

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    3. Anonymous9:50 PM

      8:52

      go fuk yer fatass punk griftin' self chuck_tard jr,

      do it today

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    4. Anonymous9:54 PM

      Well, technically, Gryphen is the blogger. I'm just a lowly blog commenter. But, hey, thanks for the kudos!

      "She has given her time to DS events. There was video a few years ago" Umm. Thanks for making my point.

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    5. Anonymous7:58 AM

      Prove Palin has given time to charities of any kind! There are zero videos out there of her having done so...do your research before making false statements.

      Also, check her financial stuff, she donates very, very rarely to anything.

      It is ALL about the Palins and nothing more.

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    6. Anonymous8:00 AM

      8:30 Palin was told to go home and study, volunteer, be nice and to do nice things when she and McCain lost (thank god!) and she hasn't done one damned thing. She even got fired from FOX and that gave her more time to try and make herself at least appear like she has something between her ears vs her legs!

      She's lazy, an idiot, liar and fraud!!!!

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    7. Anonymous8:55 AM

      And stoopid, too.

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    8. Anonymous7:28 PM

      8:51 and 8:52 Running out on your 2 kids and wife because you found a younger 'slut' does not = Family Values.

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  44. Anonymous8:35 PM

    So that's Creepy Chuckie Jr.'s Home wrecker wife. Maybe Tawd has recruited her to make some side money.
    She's down for it, she slept with a Married father of two. Sluts never change, and she married into a Slut Family.

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    1. Anonymous11:26 AM

      He's as much a home wrecking slut as she. More, even, since he made marital vows. She's obviously a complete idiot, since only a complete idiot would want to have a kid with that guy and join that family. No wonder Chuck, Jr is stepping up his grifting. Too bad he waited so long. Now he gets leftover pennies from the last few people who give a shit about the Heaths and the Palins.

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  45. Anonymous9:27 PM

    Look for Palin to be the Gingrich of 2014 and 2016. She will campaign for conservative candidates in 2014 to make contacts for a presidential run in 2016. That will be a two-year cycle of making the Palin brand more viable.

    The result will be more Palin book sales and paid public appearances at the least, and depending on the 2016 Republican field, she could catch lightning in a bottle and make a legitimate run for the presidency. Gingrich probably did not expect to be a viable candidate in 2012, but the way the Republican primaries played out, he suddenly found himself vying with Mitt Romney for the nomination as a legitimate contender.

    It was the lackluster Republican field that allowed Gingrich to make a viable 2012 run, and the GOP lineup may be no better in 2016. A similar weak lineup in 1980 allowed Ronald Reagan to ride out of the past and take the Republican nomination and the presidency.

    The other Republican candidates and the Democrats took Reagan lightly at their own peril, and their 2016 counterparts would be wise not to make a similar mistake with Palin. Republicans have been looking for another Reagan since the Gipper left office, and it may just be Palin who stumbles into Reagan's shoes in 2016.

    Palin may get into the race just looking for more book sales, but she's sure to catch a full-blown case of Potomac Fever if Republican voters in the early primaries start buying her message instead.

    http://www.opednews.com/articles/Another-National-Run-in-Sa-by-William-Bike-130224-69.html

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    1. Anonymous9:51 PM

      Ha! Can you say "paid letter to the editor?"

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    2. Anonymous7:56 AM

      This is total bullshit. The Republican party wants nothing to do with her - remember she was NOT invited to participate in the Republican Convention. She's never get the nomination to run! Makes me laugh thinking there are a minimum few across the nation that think she has a chance!

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  46. Anonymous10:31 PM

    Look for Palin to make a fool of herself, as did Gincgrich in 2012. What a role model. Also roll model.

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  47. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Todd Palin the stay-at-home PIMP DADDY. While Sarah is Grifting for Dollars, Todd is Pimping and enjoying his bisexual clients.

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  48. Anita Winecooler7:23 PM

    Todd now has "Swagger " among the Pimplaicious crowd. Time to toss out those used baggies, now you can carry your used junk in the fabulous pimpalicious fifth place trophy! The pimp oscars are going to be so much fun this year!

    "Hey, Todd, who are you wearing?

    "Shailey Tripp"

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  49. Anonymous7:53 PM

    She had to declare that he would donate the full amount - otherwise, they would have had to pay taxes for it. (Never mind that she is siphoning off AT LEAST as much $$$from her PAC...)

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