Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Possibly the quickest turnaround from pride in your new gun to regret that you bought it ever recorded.

Five hours.

Five hours from "Look I have a gun" to "Damn I shot myself."

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  1. Clicked on the top image. What appeared is smaller and harder to read than the original. Oops!

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  2. Anonymous3:06 AM

    You just have to wonder if he learned anything... anything at all?

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    1. Anonymous5:18 AM

      Doubt it!

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    2. Anonymous6:33 AM

      Reckon he learned not to text and drive at the same time he's holding his perty new gun in one hand and fapping his teeny wanker with the other?

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  3. cjprof3:55 AM

    Let's be thankful he didn't shoot anyone else.

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  4. WakeUpAmerica3:59 AM

    Too bad he didn't shoot himself in the jewels. Oh wait. No, then he would need a bigger gun like the AA-12 shotgun.

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    1. Anonymous7:28 AM

      Yup...almost had us another Darwin Award winner here, folks!

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  5. Anonymous5:56 AM

    Er, no, the fastest would probably be the guy who accidentally killed his young son in the parking lot of the gun shop. Obviously that one wasn't as funny though.

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    1. Anonymous6:18 AM

      Well, actually, that guy had been trying to sell it to the gun shop, but they didn't want it. Just another horrible, tragic case of, "I didn't know there was a bullet in the chamber" that could have easily been avoided.

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  6. That's got to be a joke/fake, right? I mean no one could be that stupid right? To post "I've got a new gun" to social media? That's like posting "I'm going on vacation for two weeks and my address is xyz. Help yourself"

    It's got to be fake...I'll keep telling myself that. Because there ought to be some sort of minimum IQ required to purchase a gun. Particularly a semi automatic firearm.

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  7. "The difference between men & boys is the price of the toy".

    - KAO

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    1. Anonymous12:24 PM

      The version I know...
      "The only difference between men & boys is the size of their cars and the price of their toys".

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  8. Anonymous9:01 AM

    After his assinnine attack on Gabby Giffords:

    Universal Background Checks Backed By Republican Rep. Joe Heck

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/20/universal-background-checks-joe-heck_n_2725239.html

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  9. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Well, of course he shot himself in the foot. He had a laser sight. He wasn't going to miss his foot

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  10. Anita Winecooler6:57 PM

    What took him five hours? Not only stupid, but not even "Guiness Book of World Record" worthy!

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