Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Man sends pictures of his arsenal to news outlet and dares the government to come and take them away.

The Saiga-12 Shotgun. Nobody's penis can be THAT small, can it?
The man above is a frequent visitor to the Business Insider news site and this is what they wrote about their exchange with him:  

The photos show an arsenal of weapons the reader just legally bought including a Russian made Saiga-12 shotgun, an AR-15 assault rifle, a huge cache of ammo, and several accessories. 

The reader bought the shotgun at a gun show where there was no wait or background check. He left with the Saiga, a 30-round drum, a 10-round magazine, and an additional 5-round magazine. 

On top of that he added night vision, three laser sights, and a tactical light. "Please come to my house and take my guns!!!" he taunted the government, when he gleefully sent us the string of pictures below. 

Those are laser sights shining in the photo above. Looks kind of like Christmas.
In addition the the Saiga, and the .45 caliber and 10mm handguns this reader owns, he's also waiting on an AR-15, which he ordered online. The AR of course is the assault weapon used in the Colorado theater shooting. 

Including the custom modifications, the AR-15 will arrive at his door (dealer's door...) about three weeks after ordering. With that rifle he ordered a 100-round drum, three 30-round magazines, and a 10-round drum as well as a tactical night scope that's better than most anything given to U.S. military members. The rifles are harder to get after recent shootings. 

"I paid triple for a gun that was $900 a few months ago," he told me. 

And the reader has been in plenty of legal trouble. 

In addition to a restraining order, and time in jail for violating it, the reader was tried for conspiracy to commit murder against his wife. 

"You can get in all sorts of trouble, but as long as you get out of it you can buy whatever you want," he said Monday morning during a phone call. 

After his acquittal on the conspiracy to commit murder charge, the reader applied for and received a concealed weapon permit as well. 

You know I don't know if we could adequately explain what is wrong with our current gun laws if it were not for the help of morons like this guy.  He has not only single-handedly explained what his wrong with the gun show loophole, but also what is wrong with the ease of online gun shopping, and that background checks are not sufficient to keep clearly dangerous people from getting their hands on weapons they have NO business having in their possession.

This guy is like a walking billboard for stricter gun control laws.


  1. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Double Barrel Alert!!
    Gangmembers looking to steal awesome weapons.....here they are!

    1. Anonymous5:58 PM

      I totally agree, this douchbag's stash is going to be raided and stolen by other THUGS sooner than he can imagine....he has to go to work sometime, right?

  2. But, if push came to shove, could he really stand up to Apache helicopters firing Hellfire missiles and Prince Harry at the controls? He’s such a little man…

    1. Hell, a drone could take him out and he'd never know it was coming.
      Another jerk who thinks he's macho enough to take on the whole world. One is reminded of the saying: Be careful what you wish for or you'll surely get it.

    2. Or... “If you pray for softballs--duck!"

  3. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Apparently the ex-wife took his penis in the divorce.

    1. Anonymous5:56 PM

      I doubt the guy had much to take, actually. And yes, he is a walking billboard for a thief. We lived in Ludington, MI for a few years. There was a very nice house across our street, which was robbed twice...for guns. I never met the people, but we had small children and NO guns, ever. The need for this 'protection' fails me. If these folks are so enamored of God, why do they need weapons that are meant only to kill God's creatures? Seems to me they are worshipping at the wrong altar.

    2. Anonymous6:02 PM

      I really think the authorities are quite capable of neutralizing this moron when the time comes. Deluded little man. He should talk to to a couple of our local militia members and see how it worked out for them.

  4. Grey Lensman5:40 PM

    Do you wonder what he dreams of shooting?

    Regrettably, I do.

  5. Anonymous5:57 PM

    I hope his ex wife lives far away and he knows not where because if not we'll be seeing her show up as a statistic soon.

    1. Exactly right! I believe he will murder his ex-wife soon. In fact, the display of his weapons is meant to threaten her personally. Why do women date gun nuts? Ladies, think! Just like a bad dog, the gun nuts will turn on you eventually.

  6. He must have a very very tiny penis. HA HA HA

  7. Anonymous7:17 PM

    What a punk! Talk about penis extenders...this guy must have a Todd Palin dick...like a pencil...and has to make up for his shortchange of nature with this arsenal of metal and death.

    By the way, have you seen this Gryphen?


  8. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Two words:

    Drone strike.

  9. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Brutal, fast-moving shooting spree across California county leaves 4 dead, including gunman


  10. Anita Winecooler7:52 PM

    Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!

    What a poor fool, doesn't he know they have a pill for that? Instead he pays three times the going rate to impress his pals in the sauna? Don't know many women impressed by a man's metal gun.

    Smart is sexy, and this guy is dumber than dumb.

  11. emrysa9:39 PM

    previous commenters have summed it up precisely.

    so stupid is this guy.

  12. WakeUpAmerica9:41 PM

    Lawrence O'Donnell just said that at least Palin has the grace not to run for political office again. "I think she knows how that would play out."

  13. Anonymous9:43 PM

    I wonder if he has been turned into the FBI so that they watch him very carefully. What a jerk! Bet he has a little dick!

  14. emrysa9:43 PM

    hey gryphen, just so you know...

    I know you don't control the ads here, but you can imagine this same bullshit is lit up everywhere. on your blog I see an ad that says "obama says, BAN GUNS! SAY NO! CLICK HERE TO FIGHT BACK! see, this this the kind of shit that gets the wingnuts (blog subject included) into thinking bullshit is truth that is not reality. I bet ads like this are all over the right-wing blogs that gets them thinking their fantasy ideas are reality, when in fact they are complete fabrications.

  15. Anonymous10:02 PM

    I can't imagine a person learning about the CO shooting thinking "I need that assault rifle, cool...take out dozens of people..." and buying the ammunition.

  16. angela1:27 AM

    Like all the morons before him he will prove that Darwin is always right. This poor escapee from a Sylvester Stallone movie just doesn't get that in a matter of time someone will kill him with his own weapon, he'll accidently shoot himself or he will whack on out and kill other people. He's pretty borderline already so it won't take much for him to go over.

    This loon is the poster boy for the NRA board.

  17. Anonymous3:00 AM

    I wonder if he has a bunker in his backyard?

    If I lived anywhere near this guy, I would seriously consider moving.

  18. Anonymous3:02 AM

    As I was reading about all those accessories, I kept thinking what a waste of money too.

  19. Anonymous4:06 AM

    This is the problem. Too many of these people with the gun power that no human being should could ever possibly need are lunatics. And too many politicians want to keep allowing them to acquire more and worse. The Second Amendment never intended this stuff.

  20. This guy has a nice looking Kitchen...so someone has money. Hope he doesn't cheat on his income tax.

  21. Randall5:47 AM

    Again: it's nearly impossible to parody these guys because they're caricatures of themselves.


  23. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Another typical bloodthirsty gun owner. They just want to kill people. That's why they have guns. They can't wait to use them to murder another human being. Gun owners are cockroaches that need to be eradicated, They are a threat to society. Repeal the 2nd amendment and take all their guns now.

  24. Anonymous7:43 AM

    I hope he shoots himself.

  25. I wonder how long he can go without sleeping because if "they" ever do "come ter take 'iz gunz" all they have to do is wait around until he passes out from exhaustion.


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