Wednesday, February 13, 2013

That awkward moment when you realize the State of the Union audience is just not your crowd.

Ted Nugent during last night's State of the Union speech
You know I think he just might have crapped his pants again.

76 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:10 AM

    He looks like crap and spaced out as well.

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  2. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Wow. I see he dressed up for the occasion..clean jeans and everything. If there was ever a person who has no business anywhere near our President, it is Nugent (with Sarah a close second.)

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    1. Anonymous11:15 AM

      "Clean" at first glance. Your sense of smell might tell you otherwise, if you were sitting nearby the aging rocker, formerly known as the Motor City Madman. The look on his face says he's guilty of something. If Joe the Fake Plumber were seated next to him, Joe might help identify the culprit with accidental leakage issues.

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  3. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Is that Rep. Stockman next to him?

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      No, that is Thomas Lauderdale, a member of the Portland, Oregon band, Pink Martini. Lauderdale was a guest of Oregon Democratic Rep. Earl Blumenauer. Here's an article in today's Oregonian about what the 2 guests talked about. http://www.oregonlive.com/music/index.ssf/2013/02/pink_martinis_thomas_lauderdal.html#incart_river

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    2. Anonymous11:07 AM

      Thanks for the link. Lauderdale made the most of the experience and sounds like a classy guy. Evidently Nugent can be a decent person one-on-one if you just allow him to talk about himself. And of course, if one doesn't ask Ted if he, too, smells that rank odor of rotting carcass in the air.

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    3. Just saw Pink Martini in concert and they were fab!
      :-)

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    4. Anonymous12:01 PM

      Can't be sure but that looks like Gov. Jerry Brown in front of him. Poopy pants Ted is surronded.

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    5. My fellow Portlander Mr. Lauderdale is said to be gay, which might account for Nugent's look of extreme discomfiture. Just not his crowd, indeed.

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  4. Nice suit and tie for the dickweed, Ted 'the splooge nuge' Nugent. Did this asswipe even bother to take a shower or shampoo his greasy, matted pony girl 'do? Probably not. No wonder they put his sorry ass way up in the cheap seats.

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  5. Olivia9:18 AM

    Imagine being the poor person who had to sit next to him...peeuuw!

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  6. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Nugent at the SOTU? Ya think he might have gained any insight into what a total ass he's made of himself.

    Maybe for 1 millisecond, but just wait til he's back on his ranch, with the good ole boys drinkin', smokin', an a shootin' them 50 cal machine guns, and
    he'll come out with some more hateful racist bullshit.

    Why do you think that $arah fucking Paylin likes this raving lunatic pedophile draft dodging ignorant gun humping idiot?

    BECAUSE SHE RECOGNIZES A SOUL MATE!

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    1. Anonymous10:49 AM

      Haha...Gun humping...good one!

      Yes, Sarah and Nooge, like attracts like, I believe that.

      I can't believe he was invited, how disgusting and disrespectful, but I guess that was the point.

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  7. Anonymous9:25 AM

    What I like about this is he's stuck up in the cheap seats without people around him who are agreeing with his point of view. His experience was surely one of isolation.

    He had to sit there and watch the obvious power of the office displayed as well as the tremendous personal power and popularity of this president. I would suggest it was a humbling experience for this asshat, but that would assume attributes of intelligence and character that he has shown no evidence of possessing

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    1. “Do you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?” (George Gobel)

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    2. Anonymous11:23 AM

      I remember ole Lonesome George and that crew cut. I hated having to get my hair cut every two weeks like his.

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  8. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Shit-pants looks happy to be there. lol He probably envisioned himself sitting down there by Scalia and Roberts, so he could set Roberts straight about how he fucked up on the constitutionality of the ACA.

    But they put him up in the rafters, huh? Obama did this to him, huh? lol. That scheming Kenyan!!! It's a conspiracy!

    Nugent is a fucking redneck that anybody with any sense would've never invited. But that's your Tea-Baggers, America. They just don't know how bad this makes them look.

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  9. Anonymous9:30 AM

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    www.adn.com/2013/02/13/2787808/exxon-rosneft-deal-opens-way-for.html#storylink=rss#wgt=rss

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    1. Oh chit! Pootin raised his head like I said he would. Well, I''m off to my bunker!!! Hopefully, I can still tweet from down there, cuz I gotta get some cash flow coming in here soon, or I'm gonna be reviewing some life insurance policies on that free-riding toady-pimp that's blowing all MY cash. Double-indemnity on accidents? Hmmm. Hey, Piper-diaper, look up indemnity on the google and tell mama what it means. And bring mama's pink pistol that you girls were so sweet to give mama. We gonna have us a turkey shoot. ---SP

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  10. Anonymous9:30 AM

    The instant idea for a caption to this, is that, unlike watching the speech on TV, he cannot turn down the sound, or clik it off...so stuck having to LISTEN to his President for a change, it appears he is awestruck at the relevance and reasonable suggestions he is hearing.

    So:

    "Oh, wow...this guy's making SENSE!"

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    1. Boscoe10:22 AM

      "it appears he is awestruck at the relevance and reasonable suggestions he is hearing."

      LOL That would be nice, right? Unfortunately, people with extreme conservative brain orientation do not have moments of self-reflection or epiphanies. I'm certain that he thinks he was witnessing the tyrannical destruction of the republic.

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    2. Anonymous11:40 AM

      His paranoia is setting in, and he's afraid the Capitol Police can smell weed on him. He had to bust up right before he came in.

      Next: munches have Nuge wandering around, looking for a concession stand.

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  11. Anonymous9:30 AM

    I guess he is showing his tough guy look. He is lucky to have been allowed at the SOTU. I would of had him thrown out.

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  12. Anonymous9:32 AM

    What more proof that drug damage is permanent? BIZARRO http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/02/13/ted-nugents-bizarre-response-to-the-sotu/
    He was doing his darnest to counter and one-up Rubio/ Rubio wins!
    http://www.politico.com/story/2013/02/marco-rubios-drinking-problem-87562.html
    Stockman claims Nuget was there to articulate and provide "balance".

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  13. Anonymous9:38 AM

    In this seat, you have Gabby Giffords, former Congressman and gun violence survivor, along with her husband, retired US Navy Captain and former Astronaut with NASA.

    And up there, representing the big-mouth gun goons without a lick of sense, you will see Ted Nugent, self-admitted draft dodger and debauchee who bragged about his appetite for under-aged girls.

    Gee, I wonder which political party each of them supports...

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  14. A. J. Billings9:38 AM

    Nugent the bigot was interviewed by Luke Russert after the SOTU speech.

    He responded with a typical and stupidly redneck statement condemning the President for using flower language, and feel good tactics.

    http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/02/13/ted-nugents-bizarre-response-to-the-sotu/

    Article:
    When challenged by NBC news reporter Luke Russert over comments he made last year, comparing Democrats like Obama, Joe Biden, and Hillary Clinton to coyotes who deserve to be shot, Nugent became agitated, cursing at Russert and calling him a liar in vulgar terms.

    When Russert pressed him to explain what he said, Nugent repeatedly claimed he “never said that,” even though he can be seen on camera comparing those Democrats to coyotes who deserve to be shot and have their heads chopped off."

    http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/02/13/ted-nugents-bizarre-response-to-the-sotu/

    SOund just like $arah Quitter Paylin, who lies constantly, and denies she violated ethics, right after the committee issued their verdict in the Wooten case.

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    1. Plus, poor old washed-up rocker Ted has to play the victim, when asked why he didn't stand up to recognize the men and women of the armed services during the SOTU. Instead, Ted complained about his legs being all busted up so badly that he couldn't get 'up and down', and that he was actually 'forgoing surgery just to be there'.

      What a great patriot Ted is! lol. Bless his little heart and widdle aching legs. It wore him out just getting to his seat way up there where they put all of the draft-dodging idiots that still think they'd be an incredible killing machine IF they hadn't shit their pants for a week prior to their exam for the draft board. Of course, 'they' is just Ted alone, so he was lonely. lol

      Nugent is just like Palin--- he can't stand to be reminded of his own words.

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    2. Both are full of shit too.

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  15. Anonymous9:39 AM

    Hilarious!

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  16. jcinco9:40 AM

    lol, talk about a turd in the punchbowl...is there going to be a post about meth-head's drunken tweets last night?

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  17. Anonymous9:44 AM

    So Proud: NRA-Hole Ted Nugent Nearly Shut Out Of Cable SOTU Coverage

    Today might just be my proudest day as a cable news consumer. Despite Politico editor Jim VandeHei‘s prediction that “cable TV is not going to be able to resist the incendiary things that Ted Nugent” would say after Tuesday night’s State of the Union Address, the cable news networks have, so far, maintained a near-blockade on Nugent clips, and according to Bill Press, wasn’t featured in any of the crowd shots from the speech. The only exceptions, so far, have been CNN and MSNBC, who each aired Nugent snippets during the 5 am hour Wednesday morning, one of which, naturally, contained the word “fecal.”

    It wasn’t as if Nugent didn’t make himself available, either. Politico (Oh no! They couldn’t resist either!!) reported that Nugent held court with reporters, telling them that Rep. Jim Langevin (D-RI), who was paralyzed in a shooting accident, had “Shit for brains” because he was critical of Nugent’s attendance at the address. He also denied threatening President Obama.

    NBC News’ Luke Russert later asked Nugent if he thought that was “an appropriate thing to say about a sitting member of Congress who’s in a wheelchair?”

    Nugent, no stranger to feces, responded that it would take “genuine fecal material instead of brain matter” to suggest that he doesn’t “feel sorry for the victims of violent crime.”

    Nugent demonstrated his sensitivity for victims of gun violence when, in the hours after twenty children were gunned down at Sandy Hook Elementary School, he tweeted “Our family is phenomenal loving we take our kids huntin so we dont hafta hunt for our kids.”

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/so-proud-nra-hole-ted-nugent-nearly-shut-out-of-cable-sotu-coverage/

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    1. Anonymous10:13 AM

      NRA-hole = Ted Nugent

      Love it!!!!

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  18. Anonymous9:45 AM

    You look uncomfortable, Mr Nugent. Next time, you might consider using a little dab of lube before you jam that butt plug in. Yes, we've all heard that this is how Todd Palin does it, but Toddy-boy has been a practicing bottom for a long time now. Sarah's been putting her foot (and canned goods) up his ass since she tricked him into marrying her.

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    1. Anonymous1:23 PM

      roflmfao. That is so hysterical. Thanks for the laughs!

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  19. Anonymous9:48 AM

    The look on that woman passing in front of him makes me believe he still smells like SHIT!

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  20. Nugent neutered by Russert. Nice job, Luke.

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  21. Anonymous10:01 AM

    Sarah is still pissing and moaning...she's milking it bigtime. But what else can we expect from a narcissistic loser.

    https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA

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  22. The guy next to him is an out gay man! That's why The Stooooge is uncomfortable. That Kenyen is a crafty one, that's fur sure!

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  23. Must have been tough trying not to hear anything.

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  24. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Skank is really trying to rally the troops, even stealing Michelle Obama's tagline. She's on a rip roaring rant on FB, or at least her ghostwriter is. Orwellian seems to be the buzzword of the moment. She quotes dead bones Raygun, but she conveniently uses Krugman as proof of her postulations, trying to bring attention to his snarky 'death panels' quote. It is so clear that she didn't write this, and I wish the media would finally call her ass out on her dishonest representations, but maybe they just don't care.

    http://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10151448148268588

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    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      I'm actually happy that the media has decided to ignore her. Let her rant and moan and groan and get angrier and angrier and let the media continue to say: move along there's no story here....

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    2. Anonymous12:28 PM

      @Anonymous 11:06 AM,
      I want that too. The worst thing you can do to a narcissist is to give them no attention. I think what we are seeing is a reflection of that. She is out of control from being ignored and I couldn't be happier.

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  25. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Baldy's having a hissy fit that President Obama didn't mention her latest hero she's glommed onto, you know, the cold blooded killer gunned down by one of his own, in his SOTU address. She doing her faux patriotism schtick this morning.

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151447193653588&l=23060deea1

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  26. Anonymous10:16 AM

    Countdown Continues!

    http://countingdownto.com/countdown/176293

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    1. Anonymous11:06 AM



      ”If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Ted Nugent being dead or in jail Countdown Clock. On April 12th, 2012

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  27. Anonymous10:17 AM

    Put this in your doubled barrel and point it at your political head, Skank Woman, you are outgunned, bitch:

    PPP: 67 Percent Of SOTU Viewers Approve Of Obama’s Speech

    The overwhelming majority of those who tuned in to the State of the Union address approved of the speech delivered by President Barack Obama, according to the findings of a snap poll that was released Wednesday.

    The automated survey, conducted Tuesday night by Democratic-leaning Public Policy Polling on behalf of the National Resources Defense Council, showed that 67 percent of those who said they watched the State of the Union approved of Obama's speech while 33 percent disapproved. Seventy-two percent of women and 62 percent of men said they approved of the address.

    http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/ppp-67-percent-of-sotu-viewers-approve-of

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    1. Anonymous1:09 PM

      I saw mention of a 77% approval rate of President Obama's speech but I do not know the source. In any event he did really well, didn't he?
      Beaglemom

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    2. IIRC, PPP polls had it at 67% overall favorable, with women at 72% and men at 62%.

      Solid performance without question.

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  28. Anonymous10:20 AM

    Good news for President Obama: Swing voters liked his State of the Union speech.

    The message they took away from Tuesday night's address is that the president has a plan for the economy and ideas to help the middle class. And they have a renewed optimism about Obama and his agenda, though they remain skeptical that Washington can get anything done.

    That was the conclusion of a focus group of 44 Denver swing voters conducted by Democratic pollster Stan Greenberg during the speech. While that size of sample can't be considered scientific, similar groups convened by Greenberg for other speeches and debates have proved a good early indicator of public sentiment.

    In the past, Greenberg told reporters after conducting the focus group, Obama's attempts to make a case that things are improving have often been rejected by voters who don't see it that way. But on Tuesday, "When he spoke about the economy beginning to improve, he didn't lose them," Greenberg said. They didn't ratchet up the dials they were using to record their responses in real time, "but in prior speeches, the lines went down, and that didn't happen here. He was able to make his case on the direction of the country."

    Comparing the voters' pre- and post-speech ratings of the president, he gained most on "looks out for the middle class," "has good plans for the economy," and personal favorability. (That's separate from job-performance approval, a measure on which Obama did not gain significantly.) Even Republicans, Greenberg reported, liked Obama's talk of tax reform and call for bipartisan cooperation.

    "Republican voters responded very favorably to the president's remark that we must 'keep the government open, pay our bills on time, and always uphold the full faith and credit of the United States of America,'" according to a memo summarizing the focus group findings.

    Republican criticism of Obama's inaugural address focused on its supposedly partisan tone and its attacks on GOP policies. But swing voters didn't see the State of the Union as a partisan broadside: They actually felt better about both Democrats and Republicans, and the parties' ability to work together, post-speech.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/02/obamas-state-of-the-union-what-america-heard/273124/

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  29. Virginia Voter10:32 AM

    Ewww, gross. I bet he smells like ass.

    O/T! It looks like Fox Snooze Has replace our favorite have term governor with a half term senator. Caribou Barbie is out, and Masshole Ken is the new it boy.

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  30. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Here's what happens when the LSM, including Fox News, ignores terrorists operating before our very eyes:

    http://tinyurl.com/bu8de78

    The horror.

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  31. Anonymous10:46 AM

    Nugent tells Voice of America reporter: ‘I’m the f—ing voice of America!’

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/13/nugent-tells-voice-of-america-reporter-im-the-f-ing-voice-of-america/

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  32. Anonymous10:47 AM

    Without making eye contact with the Nuge, the lady walking up the steps just asked the group of folks in that section, "Does anyone else smell dog shit? Someone must've stepped in it."

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  33. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Ted is a coward. The far right megaphone shit his pants at the thought of fighting for his country.

    Signed,
    Proud Volunteer Veteran.

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  34. Anonymous10:55 AM

    The Many Faces Of Ted Nugent During The State Of The Union

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/the-many-faces-of-ted-nugent-during-the-state-of-the-union

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    1. Probably didn't make him very happy either that he was pretty much ignored all night.

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  35. lostinmn11:11 AM

    And even better, the skank may be posting like mad on FB but even HP won't touch her now. She still gets press but it's all for negative things. How's that working out for you Sara? Last four articles I've seen about you have been comedians taking pot shots at you and WaPo and their ridiculous story that made you, once again, a laughing stock. Talk about desperation. She'll be doing Walmart openings within a year. Or Dollar Stores.

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    1. Anonymous12:16 PM

      Poke that snake with a stick, and she hisses and strikes at a target she can never come close to reaching.

      But if you really want to see her pissed off, ignore her.

      She's melting down even further each day. I'll review all of this recent noise she's trying to make these days once she finally has that stroke or heart attack that completely immobilizes her. After that, she can just lie there and reflect on her life's failings and the opportunities squandered, while her family fights over the last few dollars in her PAC. Todd and family will be rolling her corpse out to county fairs in bagger territory until her limbs can no longer held on with twist ties and duct tape. Anything to fill up that last KFC bucket with the sarahbot's spare change.

      Sarah is really toast now. More like croutons, I guess.

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  36. Anonymous11:13 AM

    I can hear SP crying now (In her best Monty Burns) CALL OUT THE HOUNDS! As Palin writes (on FB) that the President did not mention the troops, this brave soul (using his FB sign-on: Alan Jahnsen) counters with:

    "Sarah…What were you watching??? It clearly wasn’t the State of the Union address… Quote… “Tonight, we stand united in saluting the troops and civilians who sacrifice every day to protect us”… In fact if you check the transcript, he mentions several times the brave men and women who are serving overseas… That just about covers your entire missing category…"

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  37. Anonymous11:25 AM

    He looks fresh off an all-night bender. What a fucking loser. He should be at the Waffle House sobering up instead of embarrassing himself at the SOTU speech.

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  38. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Nugent doesn't drug or drink. He's stone sober when he says what he says. They guy next to him was also a musician and seems to have enjoyed their visit:

    I was totally not expecting to be seated next to Ted Nugent at the State of the Union .... but it was incredible. We talked about hunting ... in Texas (where he has lived for the past 10 years) and Michigan (where he grew up). Growing up he was inspired by Dick Dale ... and later by the British Invasion bands of the mid-60s ... The Yardbirds ... The Rolling Stones. He only tours in the summer. I asked him if he did USO tours. He has ... BUT is probably the only celebrity who carried his own machine gun. (Shockingly, I don't have a machine gun of my own.) He thought this year's Grammys were too "bubblegum" and childish. And, of all of his compositions, "Fred Bear" means the most to him ... people ask for it at their funerals, their bar mitzvahs, their graduations ... "It doesn't get more "wow" than that," he said. At the end of the night, he shook my hand, and wished me luck. I thought he was a real gentleman.

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    1. Anonymous2:18 PM

      But what exactly does he think of him crapping his pants and vomiting on himself before reporting for the draft? What does he think of his "gentleman" have sex with underage girls?

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  39. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Howard Stern Pushes Trump To Admit He’s Pro-Abortion, Pro-Gay Marriage, And Thinks Palin’s An ‘Idiot’

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/howard-stern-pushes-trump-to-admit-hes-pro-abortion-pro-gay-marriage-and-thinks-palins-an-idiot/

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    1. Anonymous1:12 PM

      lol. Hoard Stern needs to ask pimp daddy some uncomfortable questions also too. Book club with Howard Stern. Boys will be boys.

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    2. Anonymous4:51 PM

      Trump said he spoke to Palin "yesterday" which may means he's asked her to do Celebrity Apprentice!

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    3. Anonymous3:12 AM

      Or perhaps Sarah called him, begging for a spot on his show. She's eating against POTUS and thought Trump would sympathize. But Trump is just trying to keep his own head above water himself. He'll gladly exploit her name and stupidity, but he's not going to share his lifeboat with her. If he loses his show, he's broke.

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  40. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Nugent expected his presence to somehow unnerve Pres. Obama. Whatever disappointment and discomfort he felt during the SOTU was offset by the attention he got from our pathetic media panting for his reaction.

    https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/301540338164711424/photo/1

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  41. Anonymous12:01 PM

    What...no gun? No chamo? In the same place as the president? I'd say Ted just turned the other cheak. Haha, what a freaking idiot.

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  42. Anonymous12:32 PM

    Nugent's presence is like a turd in a collection plate.

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  43. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Damn, I can smell the stench from thousands of miles away. What a fucktard.

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  44. Anonymous3:05 PM

    The Poopy Pants Patriot looks constipated.

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  45. Anonymous3:13 PM

    I was dissappointed that I didn't see red laser dots on his shirt knowing snipers were in the upper gallery across from him. HA!

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  46. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Martin Bashir Accuses Ted Nugent Of Suffering From ‘Fetish,’ ‘Obsession With Fecal Matter’

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/martin-bashir-accuses-ted-nugent-of-suffering-from-fetish-obsession-with-fecal-matter/

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    1. Anonymous4:05 PM

      So Ted told a reporter last night that he just shit his pants... Nugent does have a poop obsession. Thanks for the link.

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  47. Anita Winecooler9:04 PM

    He does look "out of his element" in that photo. I'm thinking he noticed a secret service snyper and shit his pants. His date doesn't seem too impressed either! She wasn't invited and is tossing cans at a fridge, and missing!

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