If you didn't get lucky at the Conservative Police Action Conference 2012 in Washington, you weren't trying hard enough. The general sexiness of last year's younger attendees was frequently lamented, with RedState's Erick Erickson moaning about young cons buying condoms and blogger Melissa Clouthier denouncing them as "two-bit whores."
But this year's conference, starting Thursday, will be much more modest, because publicist Adrienne Royer has made an infographic called "What to Wear at CPAC."According to Royer, CPAC's dress code means suits, boots, and dresses—but definitely no TOMS, rompers, or "'dressy' shorts." "If you would wear it to a club or a bar, DON'T WEAR IT," Royer writes.
Gee, I wonder what could have inspired this type of clampdown on the attire of conference attendees and speakers.
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| Sarah Palin at 2012 CPAC |
She has a completely appropriate wardrobe that cost the RNC about $250,000. It's stuffed in garbage bags in the belly of the plane.
ReplyDeleteThe hell they are stuffed into the belly of the plane. She has worn them many times.
DeleteLooking at the instructions, she will wear some Thigh high boots and the shortest HoBag leather skirt she can find! Because you know CPAC is not the flippin nanny state ya know, and "I can do what I want until the courts tell me not too"...
So, well just see what kind of "Valley trash" get-up she come in!
The clovin hoves, wonder woman bracelet, fake tits (real or not) skirt up to her vayjayjay!
Why? B/c I'm Sarah Palin a Pimps wife, so ya know I have to dress the part. NO?
I"m sure Todd's worn through his RNC underwear by now.
DeleteIn her imaginatation, Sara's a maverick so she'll wear WTF she wants to wear, especially while giving a "free" speech. The establishment Rebublicans cannot embarrass her about her attire. She's a loose cannon, and besides, she's not an office-holder nor a candidate. So all the GOPe can do is whine or complain about Sarah being there. She has nothing to lose by acting the fool, and if she thinks it will bring attention to her, she will keep lifting her skirt and showing her ass. That's all she knows to do.
ReplyDeleteBut this year CPAC is a libertarian event, not a conservative event, and the sponsors made the decisions that make it more of a clown show by inviting Palin and Trump, while excluding Christie. Since this is an off-year without elections, it is meaningless other than theater and cronies mingling and the shilling grifters hawking their books and services.
The political press will have something to write about, the local hookers will make a killing, and the GOP will continue to circle the drain until they finally get sucked in.
I think you're right. She'll wear wherever the hell she wants just to garner more attention for herself and give the big middle finger to anybody that doesn't like it! Since hooker/dominatrix shoes weren't specifically on the list, you know she'll show in those. Maybe she'll go all in and wear a black rubber bustier and garter, complete with chains and a whip. And a ball gag, also, too. Anything for the spotlight!
DeleteSarah Barracuda hasn't changed:
Delete"I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t."
Sarah Palin after her 1996 election as Wasilla Mayor.
Yup, you are definitely right. Heck, high heels are even on the "ok" list yet I doubt she could walk a mile at the National Mall in heels!
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DeleteI hope she wears those purple velour thigh-high boots. Shoulda uploaded that shot!
DeleteOh not to mention according to Pam Geller,
DeleteCPAC is promoting Sharia law! I kid you not.
With ALEC there she will have same tired old talking points.
But according to Geller who claims she has been Banned....CPAC is promoting Sharia law..You can't make this shit up...!
Those boots reminded me of a girl who got a new pair of purple velour thigh-high boots that she thought made her look all sexy and stuff. Then she wore it to school and everyone laughed at her so she never wore them again.
DeleteWhat is a "TOM"-? And where can I order one?
ReplyDeleteA fashion faux paus (always four-pawed)
Wild Tortoise
LOL
Deletehttp://www.toms.com
I was a little put off by Sheryl Sandberg's dress that she wore on Katie Couric the other day...
Deletehttp://www.katiecouric.com/on-the-show/2013/03/11/sheryl-sandberg-facebook/
I just thought the zipper up the side was tacky. And something about the little gray sweater...needed to be more structured. The shoes matched though.
I wondered the same thing. The only think I came up with on Google were Toms Shoes. It's a buy, donate one to the poor company. Not very provocative.
DeleteToms are on the shelf beside the Bubbas in the Men's Department at your local WalMart.
DeleteNo actually, it looks like they're casual loafer-type shoes, some in loud colors and patterns. Had to look it up myself. Fashion deficient here, I guess.
Too casual for the cons. Their shoes are a stark, rigid statement of their political convictions. And, to them, any company that helps the poor is too socialist.
DeleteMaybe it's because TOMS is a progressive company that actually tries to make a difference and that doesn't hold up to the Christian Right idea of charity.
DeleteI can't believe they banned Toms and Uggs but didn't mention Sanuk's!
DeleteSo the republicans who want less government interference,decides it's OK to tell people(mainly women) how to dress???
ReplyDeleteWhat is the matter with them? Curious that teaching men and women how to dress properly is something that should be taught by parents when a child is young.
Right on. Why should any government or CPAC tell me what to wear?
DeleteKeep the feds out of my clothes rack, bedroom, Dr's office, pharmacy, and garden (Mary Jane)
If these so called "conservatives" would divorce themselves from the militant Christians they would have a lot more libertarian and independent support.
The last thing we need or want are Santorum types who want to shove their sanctimonius crap about religion and contraceptives down our throat.
Fuck you CPAC and your religious cult bullshit
No matter how much weight she loses, she cant get rid of the big legs.....
ReplyDeleteBristol and Willow inherited Sarah´s giant radish legs.
DeletePoor things.
They inherited $carah's giant head also, too. Looks like she borrows clothing from Toad's hookers, since they appear to have the same "taste"
DeleteAnd make sure your boobs are even.
ReplyDeleteThese are supposedly all well-known, highly regarded professionals, experienced in attending business and political events and active in prominent conservative business and political circles, and they have to be told in cartoon form how to dress?
ReplyDeleteOkay. Sure. (rolls eyes)
They're all whining losers.
DeleteWith pictures. The picture aren't on the dress list to help Spanish speaking guests, it's for the dumbass, uneducated baggers.
DeleteI'm here to tell you that if you want to see a stadium full of fashion disasters hover near where something like The Call (religious nutjob Lou Engle) is being held! We were at a sidewalk table on a nice day and someone joked about the tryouts for "What Not To Wear" being held. Spent the next 45 minutes just stunned at what walked past, our waiter knew and told us what the problem was. LOL.
DeleteOn two occasions since then I've amazed traveling companions by announcing that we were in the vicinity of a major RW religious rally. You can even pick the Mormons from the holy rollers if you have a fashion eye!
I'm sure the same was said back during the Weimar Republic about the NSDAP (and before that the DAP) mouth breathers too.
Would I wear it to a bar?
ReplyDeleteWould I wear it to Walmart?
Would I wear it to turn tricks?
The what not to wear list does not include easy access zipper-from-crotch-to-knee jeans. What a relief to Sarah, I'm sure.
For gryphen, did you see this breaking news:
ReplyDeleteFlorida Republican Lt. Governor abruptly resigns;
The resignation comes two days after Florida Department of Law Enforcement officers interviewed Carroll about her involvement with Allied Veterans of the World, a non-profit that operates internet cafes in Florida.
Officials from Allied Veterans and Nelson Cuba, the president of the Jacksonville Florida Order of Police, were arrested on racketeering charges after an investigation by the IRS and Secret Service.
Carroll gave her resignation letter to Gov. Rick Scott Tuesday. It gives no details about the decision, but in a statement, Adam Hollingsworth, Scott’s chief-of-staff, said fallout from the Allied Veterans investigation spurred the resignation.
Allied Veterans is accused of money laundering, using money from a nonprofit for personal gain and misrepresenting the amount donated to charities. Authorities say the group donated just 2 percent of its $290 million in proceeds to charities over about five years. They also say the former president received more than $1.5 million and the national commander got $250,000 from the organization.
A firm Carroll owned, 3N & JC, did consulting work for Allied Veterans, and she starred in a commercial for the nonprofit in 2010.
Uh Oh! When the whip comes down.....!
DeleteIs the nationwide sting happening? YaHoo! Get popcorn.
Tawdry, Look out.
Thanks for posting: Florida Republican Lt. Governor abruptly resigns
We know Scarah is involved in all these money laundering scams too. Fake PACS, orgs that spring up and disappear overnight.
Sarah is quite fond of the flirty, prick tease cocktail waitress ensemble.
ReplyDeleteIs Palin next ? Better have receipts for all that donated money you spent on "postage" sarah !!
ReplyDeleteAllied Veterans of the World is not a PAC but a charitable giving 501(c)3 organization. There are a bit tighter restrictions on what these types or organizations can do as opposed to PACs. PACs by nature are highly unregulated as opposed to charitable-giving orgs.
DeleteEveryone on the planet knows this dress code was promulgated for Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteBitch slapped before it starts.
Ouch!
So true. What an insult to those who know how to dress to be taken back to grade school dress code because one skank is so dumb and out of touch.
DeleteO/T Republican Gov. Rick Scott revealed on Wednesday that Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll had submitted her resignation letter to him earlier this week over her connection to fraudulent military veterans charity.
How are the Heath/Palin charity games coming along?
It does almost seem that the post was for SP doesn't it? I worked both the Republican and Democratic convention in my state (professional vendor in A/V industry). And the women at the RC were all conservatively dressed. Pumps, tailored jackets and PEARLS. Coiffed hair and attitude. That was what got me the air of importance. The DC was laid back. I told my husband it was visceral sense of contrast.
DeleteWell, other than the "sinful" color red, it probably wasn't the best choice to represent Sarah's wardrobe. It actually falls within the requirements...except maybe for the ballet slippers? Ballet slippers? Who wears ballet slippers? Ballerinas, that's who. Geez.
ReplyDeleteWhen Chas and David Koch say "Dance!", prima donnas have permission to use tools of their trade. Hope they get a shot of Newt in his dance shoes.
DeleteI don't see ballet slippers, are they on a different photo? Palin is wearing peep toe heels in the photo on this blog entry.
Delete"I'll do whatever I DAMN well please" is more her style, especially if it garners her attention. Positive OR negative. The uber cool don't have play by no stinkin' rules, right $arah?
ReplyDeleteDunno. Looking at that picture from last year's CPAC, I think she looks almost - dare I say it? - tasteful? Skirt a proper length, shoes don't look like fuck-me shoes, hair looks good. I don't like the glaring red shirt but there's really nothing wrong with it.
ReplyDeleteHell, I've seen her in pictures looking much, much worse.
I agree. Shoes appeared to be right size, but fake boobs were asymmetric and out of place. Otherwise, not as bad as usual for her.
DeleteYou've very generous, giving her a pass on those incredibly high, platformish-looking, peep-toe shoes.
DeleteI agree. Outside of the toes aimed at people like little missiles, I think she looks fine. Her hair isn't all wigged out and she's been in plenty of other clothes that were more revealing and inappropriate.
DeleteA well-styled wig, perhaps, but points taken off for the bizarre tits and inappropriate shoes. The skirt looks cheap too. And that fucking superwoman things on her wrist makes want to puke.
DeleteGreat. Leopard print pole-dancing platform shoes are not expressly prohibited!
ReplyDeleteLIKE!
DeleteThey might have added "leave the pointy falsies at home if you wear a satin shirt."
ReplyDelete1)What minds of knuckleheads does CPAC attract, that the have to be told how to dress???
ReplyDelete2)Anybody with any sense would be insulted by this.
3) Why would you want to spend money to attend a conference with people that need to be told how to dress themselves appropriately?
The kind of knuckleheads who actually want to see Sarah Palin as a speaker.
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c4pfan
For those going to CPAC, 11 conservative blacks will be there...so, show your support.
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"support" is conservative code for "be nice to the dark people in case there are cameras"
So sad when your big convention needs so many orders on how to behave and dress!
DeleteCPAC GREETER:
"Howdy, I heard there'd be a bunch of you ni**ers busting up in here that didn't like gettin' all that free stuff near as much as the rest of yore kinfolk. Gimme five on actin' like the good American white folk this weekend!
Y'all think ye can pull it off? Sure ya can. Y'all have all seen the Cosby Show, right? Well, just act like that Cliff Huckstable dude and his wife on the show and y'all be fine.
But I guess y'all is Republicans, so's yer a lot better than all the blahs of the dimmycrat Party.
Hey, y'all dress up pretty good, too. But, now just remember yer place now, and kindly wait yer turn till last to eat at the buffet. You know how some of the good kkkristyun white folks still don't like eating after one of you people."
So what I wanna know is how do they know their are a whole eleven conservative black people coming? Is there a notice on a website that black people will now be allowed? Is there a poster that CPAC has put out that says "We may keep out the gays---but we got blacks"?
DeleteThat shit is pitiful.
Even worse that they are counting and keeping track of how many "blacks" will be there in the first place.
DeleteThink they might have to go hire some extras or will they be putting the 11 up front where the cameras are?
"11 conservative blacks will be there" sounds like the dude is warning his friends.
DeleteMake that 10 African-American attendees. One was busted in Florida.
DeleteI wonder if cain, west, and keyes are counted in the 10? That is still to many dumbass African-Americas.
Let's see...10 African-Americans that means 20 more security guards. So sickening that they have to keep count on a group of African-Americans because they really don't want them to be there.
DeleteGame of Life @ 10:07 AM -
DeleteSo sad that there are few enough of them that they CAN have an accurate count.
And just how DO they keep count? Is there a check-off box on the registration form or are they assuming that the only African-American people coming are the 10 idiots they've already identified who are dumb enough to publicly support their own discrimination?
Don't imagine they could do that counting thing at a Democratic event!
roflmao
DeleteOh c'mon. Sarah is the queen of the crotch shot and the ho shoe maven.
ReplyDeleteThey need to let Sarah be Sarah. Also---what the hell is that she's carrying in the photo? A brief case?! Ok, yeah . . . I can see how she'd keep her panties in it.
Oh Dog, please make her show up in the Superman tee outfit she wore to help Sarah Steelman lose.
ReplyDeleteoh, like this professional woman who actually ran for VP?
DeleteOr is this an aging anorexic granny with mental stability problems.
Who the fuck would go out in public with an outfit as fugly, stupid, and crazy as this!
http://austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/palin9n-2-web.jpg?w=640
Get it on for Cpac and the Cee of Pee!
DeleteBelmonts and Vajazzled Truckers Hat!
http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2010/06/sarah-palin-hits-the-belmont-s.html
Work them legs and the faithful with some tasty boots!
www.thesuperficial.com/sarah_palin_adds_fck_me_boots-02-2009
Add Crucifix guarding the moneymaker for the total win!
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/06/reason-for-palins-belt-buckle-crucifix.html
Let me get this straight... they want to regulate my uterus and now my wardrobe, yet asking Americans to cut down on high fructose is the government gone amok?
ReplyDeleteYea, all for small government. Small enough to fit into a woman's uterus.
DeleteIt does almost seem that the post was for SP doesn't it? I worked both the Republican and Democratic convention in my state (professional vendor in A/V industry). And the women at the RC were all conservatively dressed. Pumps, tailored jackets and PEARLS. Coiffed hair and attitude. That was what got me the air of importance. The DC was laid back. I told my husband it was visceral sense of contrast.
Well, if that was a pic from last time, $he actually looked almost professional there, with her Big Girls strapped on, and a shiny red b
ReplyDeleteOuse that is open almost down to her belly button... The only thing NOT in line with her advertised profession - streetwalker - was the kind of long-for-her skirt.
She looked really good at last year's CPAC, who knew? I guess they must be basing their new dress code on some more recent photos of Mrs. Palin.
ReplyDeleteCPAC muddle mirrors GOP mess
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/story/2013/03/cpac-muddle-mirrors-gop-mess-88793.html?hp=t3_3
Phony, hypocritical turds. Were is all the beef about freedom speech when it comes to clothing attire? Ya can't tell them what assault weapon they can keep, but ya sure can tell them no titties or booty allowed because twerking booty and big titties kill many people. Are booty pads allowed? How about falsies?
ReplyDeleteHey you insufferable bitch palin say hi to mitt for me? hahaha
Did the insufferable bitch tweet about cpac staying out of her freedom closet?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin’s Cash Grab War on Christmas Book Doesn’t Mean She’s Back
ReplyDeleteRepublican failed VP candidate Sarah Palin, who trademarked her name and was accused of exploiting her office for personal gain by wearing the logo of the company sponsoring her husband during her brief stint as Governor of Alaska, is writing a book criticizing the “over-commercialism” of Christmas. Yes, that would be the excessive emphasis on profit that Palin is complaining about, as she uses Christmas to turn a profit for herself.
Finally, someone who knows how to value the “Christ in Chrimstas” (donate to her PAC now!) is going to take this country back with her literary skills. Some in the media, and certainly her fans, think this means she’s baaaack.
Sorry, but no. Palin is just doing a drive-by cash pick up from the easily exploitable. This is just like musicians who do a Christmas album for a quick and dirty payday. Christmas is the ultimate cash grab for any American Brand.
http://www.politicususa.com/sarah-palin-attacks-commercialism-christmas-hawking-book-christmas.html
They can't even dress themselves
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that a political party has to tell their attendees and speakers how to dress. Absolutely amazing. How come Palin isn't hollering about it like she does everything else when being 'controlled'.
DeleteWell, you know, if we don't remind them to pack their flannel shirts, their gun holsters are likely gonna chafe a bit!
DeleteO/T
ReplyDeleteI heard something about the Scooter Store getting investigated for Medicare fraud. So there it is. Obama's fraud, waste and abuse strategy in motion. The very savings that dickus Paul Ryan is counting on to balance his heinous budget. All the while trying to repeal the very legislation that gives him that savings in the first place.
I can't stand the dumbasses that just doen't get the wool over the eyes, wolf in sheep's clothing politics that the Right is pandering to those lobs.
CPAC 2013: Why Romney and Palin?
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http://www.politico.com/multimedia/video/2013/03/cpac-top-5-republicans-to-watch.html?ml=vi_1
she's most likely shopping for a CPAC "outfit" at Forever 21 as we speak..she can pick up a pair of those S & M shoes at Hot Topic! while she's at the mall I suppose...she'd fit right in at the san juan airport...
ReplyDeleteSarah will still wear Bristol's Pimp Daddy Approved Platform SM Shoes and the Huge Fake Breasts. However her Gigantic Bobblehead will be prominent. Don't expect her to spew any support for the Alaskan Sex Trafficking Investigation, Todd 'GIRLYMAN' Palin has to keep his profession going. Maybe she will announce the arrival of Willow's newest Baby.
ReplyDeleteThe daughters are finally on the pill. Thank God! No more bastard children until the girls find daddies.
DeleteHey, Sarah, maybe no one's told you, but open-toed shoes are strictly for the summer or for evening wear. Satin blouses or dresses are worn in the evening.
ReplyDeleteYour outfit signals all sorts of things, but not "I'm a serious woman." The message is closer to: "I don't know how to dress, so each part of me is geared to some image that I'm trying to project. Some of these images are 180 degrees from each other."
Well according to the russian hackecker's she shops cheap and mostly shops at khols/target.
ReplyDeleteIn other words Todd, you have to leave you Pimp stick at home. This also means that your main Bitch, has to wear her G-string underneath her dress this year. And for the sake of the other attendees, please clean and fumigate her wig, and wash her stinking ass. Thank you, the event organizers.
ReplyDeleteCPAC won't care what she wears as they are quite well aware of why they invited her: a chance to give the old neo-cons a boner in case they run out of viagra.
ReplyDeleteExactly
DeleteSo going hillbilly commando is out of the question?
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah trims her bush so it doesn't look like boxing promoter Don King's hair, can she wear a G-string?
ReplyDeleteHer Flat Pancake Butt and Cottage Cheese Thighs can't handle a G-String. Why do you think Todd goes to Hookers?
DeleteSarah I'll give you $10 if you wear Bristol's DWTS gorilla costume.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't say she can't bring her Belmont girl false titties.
ReplyDeleteSo Sarah..... GO BIG OR GO HOME.
EVERYBODY!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin can wear whatever she wants to wear until the court tells her what to wear.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
4:23
DeleteYou put it in your crack pipe. Why do you think THIS year they have a DRESS CODE? Because if Pimp mama wears whaterver she likes she won't be invited again.
And another thing....Hopefully the courts will be tellin' her that jail house orange suits her. Look at FL news. Other states involved. Haven't gotten to Alaska yet b/c its so corrupt with cronyism, the feds will have to "take the fuck ovah"! And hire new peeps to run the state.
I'm fantasizing about $arah in an orange jumpsuit, accessorized with handcuffs and belly chains! Someday, some court should order that...
DeleteWell, if Sarah takes it literally, she'll show up naked and armed with a pink pistol. Either way - Be careful what you ask for Cpac!
ReplyDeleteThose guidelines did not mention panties. Be sure to notice Sarah's shoes to see where all of the flaking and whatnot is falling from.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously. Sarah, just wear your black zipper-crotch jeans, not a dress. Don't make the ones sitting on the front row puke their guts out when you flash them with your diseased hootie hoo hoo. Yuck!