Friday, March 22, 2013

Here is Pat Robertson essentially telling you to beware of people like Pat Robertson.

Courtesy of Raw Story:

 Robertson offered the warning on Tuesday after a 700 Club report about the Profitable Sunrise pyramid investment scheme that lured people in with references to religious scriptures. 

“Beware of these scamsters, especially scamsters in religious garb quoting the Bible,” the TV preacher said. “I mean, run from them. They’re all over the place.”

"Scamsters in religious garb quoting the Bible." I assume that Robertson is essentially too old and senile to recognize just how deeply hypocritical his statement is, but you would think that one of his producers would clue him into the fact that he has just told his audience to turn off their TV's and stop listening to him. 

Which by the way might be the BEST advice that Pat Robertson has ever provided.

I would put it right up there with the time that he admitted that young earth creationists are a bunch of idiots.


  1. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Scamsters like the Religion Spewing Sarah and Bristol Palin. "GOD IS ON OUR SIDE, SEND US YOUR MONEY". Nancy French is doing the same.

  2. Anonymous1:19 PM

    The only way this would have been better is if he had pointed to his reflection in the camera lens and added, "Like THAT man there!!!"

    Can we PLEASE put that man out to pasture???

    1. Anonymous2:23 PM

      Shouldn't "god" be coming to take him back home soon?

    2. Anonymous3:50 PM

      Anon at 2:23 pm. I don't think God is really anxious to have Pat Robertson there so we get stuck with him for a few more years, decades, etc.

    3. Anonymous4:23 PM

      With all the unChristian hate he's been sowing for years, I'd bet God wants nothing to do with him.

  3. Sally in MI2:10 PM

    The only thing better would have been if he stated a list, and on it were Palin, Santorum, Ryan, the Pope, Bachmann, Newt, Boehner, McConnell, Beck, Hannity...
    All Republicans. And mostly Catholics.

  4. Anonymous2:35 PM

    The other Grifter for God, Franklin Graham, has not been with Sister Sarah since their Haiti visit.

    Guess Franklin was just too disgusted seeing Bristol pregnant with her DWTS baby.

    1. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Franklin is all about the cash and his image. The Palins were a dead end for him.

  5. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Oh, he is describing our Sarah to the tee! She was the first person I thought of, rapidly followed by all the rest of the Tea Baggers.

  6. Anonymous2:47 PM

    What's the difference between Michele Bachman and Sarah Palin?

    Michele still has a job!

    But other than that, M spews out the same insanity as S in an equally annoying voice.

    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      I will give some credit to M's husband. At least he sends her out of the house appropriately dressed and coiffed.

    2. Anonymous11:56 PM

      The other difference in Michele Bachmann's favor over Sarah, in addition to the fact that Michele B. is employed and Sarah obviously can't steal a damn job, is that Michele has proven she can walk fast. On the other hand, Sarah "The fake half marathon runner" can't even walk a short distance without assistance from her ex-husband keeping her leaning forward and in a straight line, most less even carry her own purse. Toad is not her husband anymore. He's just a valet, a hired hand. But like the Pope's butler, he's in position to completely ruin her any day now, unless she tips him appropriately.

  7. Anonymous2:48 PM

    You know why Cheney gets so many heart transplants?

    They all die in that toxic vileness coursing through his veins.

  8. Anita Winecooler7:28 PM


    I think I got whiplash.

    Heck just froze over, I actually agreed with Pat Robertson. Ewwwwwww

  9. Beldar 666 Conehead7:33 PM

    "Robertson is essentially too old and senile to recognize just how deeply hypocritical his statement is"

    Deeply hypocritical? Perhaps. I prefer to think of this ancient waste of skin as joyfully oblivious to the excruciating irony of his comments.

    1. Anonymous11:57 PM

      Severely hypocritical.


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