Saturday, March 16, 2013

Palin at CPAC. Update!

You can follow her lunacy here.

You can read my tweets here.

She is in rare form, and very likely high as a kite.

You have GOT to see her wig and fake ta ta's.

A few of my tweets:


Update: She just wrapped it up. I will post the video as soon as I can find it.

Update 2: Here is Wonkette's live blogging of the speech.

Update 3: Perhaps an even better angle of her Big Gulp moment. 

Courtesy of The Guardian
You can also see the video of the speech, here at Fox Nation, though I am still looking for an embeddable one to put here.

Update 4: Okay here is the full speech (Including Ted Cruz's introduction). Don't say I didn't warn you.

342 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:41 AM

    I saw part of it...you have to post the transcript. She goes into this litany of what a leader is, and I swear, even point was something that Obama has done or is doing...the ignorance of these people is astounding. Still.

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    1. Anonymous8:53 AM

      Lead like a Pimp Daddy was her message.

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    2. Anonymous8:56 AM

      She badmouthed the Media who is the sole reason that she has not had to work for 4 years. She looks horrible and spews the same old word salad. How can she talk about workers when no one in her Family is working, other than on their backs with their LEGS SPREAD?

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    3. Anonymous9:27 AM

      Holy crap, the latest pic of the big gulp moment you can really see her wig! I wonder if she has any hair left?

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    4. Anonymous10:56 AM

      is that greasy dumb fuk ted cruz dan sullivan's inbred twin brother ?

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    5. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Sea of Pee posted link of pictures of the Quitter standing at the podium from behind and more!

      https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151513137848588.1073741826.24718773587&type=3&l=c547a59b17

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  2. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Wonkette live-blogged it!
    http://wonkette.com/506763/lets-see-if-sarah-palin-can-finish-her-cpac-speech-without-quitting-halfway-through#more-506763

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    1. Anonymous8:54 AM

      lol, some updates:
      Birther stuff is a little odd coming from Sarah Palin, of course (BECAUSE SHE DID NOT HAVE HER OWN BABY).
      and...
      12:30: Free Obamaphones AND “prophylaxis”? Mamas of preggers teens shouldn’t knock the condoms off other people’s dicks.

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    2. Anonymous9:02 AM

      She ought to thanks the gods for "Prophylaxis" after all Shay said Tawdy used them all the time!

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    3. Anonymous9:56 AM

      This guy cracks me up; he's hilarious!
      -------------------------------------------

      BrianusBerkleianus • 25 minutes ago −
      Behold, Brothers and Sisters, behold the joy, the fire, the fighting spirit, the confidence, the laughter, the power she inspired ...

      ...with one relatively brief (but oh-so-full) oration!!!

      What is going to happen on the day that she announces her run!?!

      ... on the day that she wins the Presidency?!?

      ... on the day that she is inaugurated??!!

      And THAT will just be the beginning.

      As I said before, I shall see you later on today with some highlights (wasn't the whole speech a highlight?!?) and observations!!---A great day for us and for all of America.

      God bless, All!!

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    4. I still say Brianus is having us on.

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    5. Anonymous11:17 AM

      Agreed. Or he's stuck in his barca-lounger and just using the gifts he once used as a junior college teacher to show everyone how brilliant he is. I await the day that Brianus comes out from behind the curtain to show us who he really is. Retired, of course, Susceptible to lies? Check. Sad and panting senior citizen, living alone in front of his computer? Sadly, yes.
      OR, he has a wonderful laugh everytime he stirs up the pee pond with his purple prose.

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    6. Here's the bestest comment from that Wonkette Palin thread:

      "Her outfit looks like it was designed to flash a nipple."

      Here's why.

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  3. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Hopefully this "Big Gulp" screenshot be the lasting image of CPAC 2013.

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    1. Anonymous8:53 AM

      Mayor Bloomberg's soda ban was for restaurants and delis, not for grocery stores and convenience stores. The Big Gulp comes form 7/11, a convenience store. It was never included in the ban. Way to go, Sarah.

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    2. Anonymous9:27 AM

      Big Gulp reminds her of Glen Rice. She had her mouth full of Glen's 'JOY JUICE' and she misses that.

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  4. I have to admit that was entertaining.

    Kind of like when a talk show guest comes out half in the bag entertaining.

    The crowd of horny old white men loved it. Of course this is the same group that spent last night throwing dollar bills at strippers, so you could understand if they did not pick up on the difference.

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    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      gryph,

      i think fantasy's on 5th or better yet crazy horse is callin' the bitch's name ...

      wait, i don't think crazy horse has a dance pole, probably have to be fantasy's then

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  5. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Palin says Obama should "step away from the teleprompter and do [his] job." Is she using one?

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    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      'Do his job'? Oh that's beautiful coming from a dumb cluck who quit hers halfway through it to be on 'reality' TV!

      Let's see, President Obama will be always be known as a duly-elected, two-term president.

      Sarah Palin will always be known as a two brain cell twit.

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    2. Anonymous10:59 AM

      Yes, she had a telepromter. I think her sole purpose was to get as many zingers as she could get in to make sure she made the media report on her. That's all folks.

      I still can't figure out WHY oh WHY she can never get her hair to look decent. What a mess.

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    3. Anonymous11:19 AM

      SARAHPAC must not cover decent wigs. I bet she buys them online. Maybe Willow is at hair school learning the difference between good wigs and what her mother throws on top of her headd.

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    4. Anonymous11:47 AM

      "Do your job," says the grifter who quit hers. At least President Obama has never read notes off his hand!

      Fuck $arah Palin!

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    5. Anonymous1:20 PM

      Sarah has been watching "Once Upon a Time" I see. Funny, every time I see Regina doing her evil deeds and smirking, I think of Sarah Palin. She could have played her without acting, but would have quit when she did not get star billing.

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  6. Anonymous8:48 AM

    I watched Sarah's screed and oh brother..... She let out some gems, all polished up and tossed out to the adoring crowd. She's comparing herself to Margaret Thatcher, throwing out a hint that the good patriots should support her cause, you know, all her creds like "hunting" and having "five" kids, her "humility" and ugh.

    I believe she made up a new too: conglamorate.

    Please let the fun begin!

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    1. Anonymous8:58 AM

      She DID say conglamorate. And she looked 3 sheets to the wind.

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    2. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Margaret Thatcher, a poor girl who got herself through Oxford, and didn't have looks to trade on, so she had to use her brains, political skills and tenacity to become the Prime Minister of England for, what?, twelve years?
      Except that Palin thinks she a conservative woman like Thatcher, the resemblance stops there.
      Whether or not you agree with what she did, Thatcher DID things, and had the power to do so. Palin might as well say she's just like William McKinley, or Alf Landon. Only no one in the audience would know what she was saying. Nor would she.

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  7. Anonymous8:49 AM

    "It's time to stop preaching to the choir," Palin tells choir.

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  8. Anonymous8:50 AM

    She was dressed in jeans and a sweat shirt. I didn't see those items in the dress code that was sent out.

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    1. Anonymous1:02 PM

      I was thinking the same thing. I could not see her shoes but she was walking(stumbling) like she was wearing 4 inch heels.

      Mel69

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  9. Anonymous8:52 AM

    It's hard to fight the War on Christmas when you are wearing a Jewish star.

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    1. Anonymous9:09 AM

      I couldn't figure out what her necklace was, but it did look like a six-pointed star.

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    2. Anonymous11:20 AM

      You mean, the star over Bethlehem didn't have six points? Wonder if it will appear on the cover of her precious book this fall (assuming they find a ghostwriter.)

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  10. Anonymous8:54 AM

    At the end, what was that walking towards the screen so everyone could see her butt?

    OK, just the usual things.......putting down POTUS, making fun of liberals, being a tease with the tight jeans and black zippered biker chick top, talking to those college republicans about Sam Adams (wink wink) and making reference to Todd's guns and her rack. And her big gulp schtick, and her need to be a "Bob Hope" on cougar hormones.

    Yes, wig, tight pants, and her attitude of "I'm the cats pajamas" and "Look at Meeee!". Deplorable.

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    1. Anonymous9:26 AM

      Did she really make a joke about her "rack" to call more attention to her purchased boob prominately displayed?

      Considering that received a standing ovation she knows how to titillate while spewing mom and moose pie. Like spinning a virgin character, anstinence from even dating while getting reengaged, trial marriage, dating etc. Or homescooling while doing minimal credits on line, living in L A amd quitting school.

      Someone please inform her AK is not geographicly the designated heartland. Also that Madoff used other peoples' money.

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    2. And don't forget the trampy tongue flick - it seems to be one of her trademarks - and her base just loves it!

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    3. Anonymous11:40 AM

      $carah doesn't have boobs,natural, purchased or rented. She is a BOOB.

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  11. Anonymous8:57 AM

    I bet the Koch bros loved her "Socialist" comment. That we the people should get money from our resources like they do in Alaska with the oil. I hope there is a Transcript on what she said.
    Also the Lie about POTUS giving guns to "Muslim brotherhood"?
    She was high as a kite, waving her glass or rum and coke around, some how her ranting remind me of BrietFart last year and we all know where HE is this year...
    Oh the Rack joke. They roared. FAKE RACK bitch, or did she use the advance for her new book to get fake tits????
    Hard to tell, it looked like she was wearing black jeans in violation of CCRAP "Rulz"! We will have to wait for the inevitable video from the urination....it was gagging and full of lies.
    And she won't be invited back. Koch will see to that. I guarantee her bitching about the high cost of diapers? Blaming it on OBAMA? Doesn't koch make those flippin diapers? And now I'm going to write the Kocksuckers and ask for my cut of their oil b/c it belongs to all of us, Sarah Payme said so!!!

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    1. Anonymous11:52 AM

      No offense to Alaskans, but Alaska is the biggest welfare state in the country. $arah Palin is a lying, hypocrite, BITCH! The Palins are armed the anti-American secessionist trash!

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  12. Anonymous8:58 AM

    Sarah Palin mocks media who came to CPAC to write ‘conservatives in crisis’ stories

    http://twitchy.com/2013/03/16/boom-sarah-palin-mocks-media-who-came-to-cpac-to-write-conservatives-in-crisis-stories/

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  13. Anonymous8:58 AM

    Setting back the cause of actual professional women 1000 years. As if her snark, snipe, and snarl weren't enough, let's throw in a boob joke. Sarah, just when I think I can't think any less of you, you lower yourself further. I guess being consumed by hate and envy propels you to new depths.

    Meanwhile, our First Lady, the epitome of class and grace, works to give children a healthful start in life.

    The Tramp and The Lady.

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    1. Anonymous9:40 AM

      Ditto. I just figured out the "gun" reference is Todd's penis.

      What do these people do at breaks? Tell potty jokes, laugh uproarously when someone says "hiney"?

      Anyone ever been to a conference, convention with the highlight being dick and tit joke?

      Praise Jesus, Gods, electorate Palin ended up in reality tv not representing the country. This is who they supported as 2nd in charge.

      Maybe she was under the influence!

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  14. Anonymous9:01 AM

    Myfav tweet from Wonkette:

    "12:30: Free Obamaphones AND “prophylaxis”? Mamas of preggers teens shouldn’t knock the condoms off other people’s dicks."

    Lordy, she is disgusting!!Wig,boobs, and big gulp. She is the queen of the middle finger at anybody.

    10cats

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    1. wakeUpAmerica9:31 AM

      wonkette's comments are hilarious, especially when it is over.

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  15. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Forget the wig and bolt ons, what did she do to her face?????

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    1. Anonymous9:20 AM

      Botox Barbie.

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  16. Pat in MA9:04 AM

    Same old same old, they all bash the President and have no new ideas, cuz they already HAVE an idea according to Marco Rubio - AMERICA. Right, and WTF does that mean? More bumper sticker BS. And all the Obama bashing? They do realize he can't run for a 3rd term, being the constitutional experts they are, right? What a circus. Some good material for future DNC ads.

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  17. Anonymous9:04 AM

    Here's the video: http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/311531-7

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  18. MANBC reporter saying that response to Palin was bigger than the one for Rand Paul, who HAD been ahead in that department before she started yammering.

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    1. Anonymous11:24 AM

      And you can bet they have someone there with an applause-0-meter so the organizers know who to push for next year. Good Lord. What a hatefest. And Palin says Obama is dividing the country? Sorry, honey, you are the biggest divider this nation has seen since before we crossed the Mississippi.

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  19. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Need more Senators like Ted Cruz
    Stop the Kenyan Muslim Marxist from taking your gun
    End Obamacare now and pass the Ryan budget

    TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRYM
    Move Moochelle from the White House
    and move Sarah Palin in

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    1. A J billings9:18 AM

      Keep dreaming Anon@ 9:06. Palin will never, ever run for President.

      Way too much filth would be exposed, and she'd lose her rogue life and make less money.

      Countless millions would enlist to defeat that viciously ignorant shrew

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    2. Anonymous9:19 AM

      Go back to a real school, Bigot, and learn to formulate a coherent sentence. Yeah, make the White House a Bordello with Sarah and PIMP DADDY TODD. Did you text this from your Blackberry, Sarah? Still obsessing about YOUR President Obama? Still desirous for some Glen Rice Tube Steak? Tired of Todd's 2-toned 3 incher?

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    3. Anonymous9:21 AM

      Exchange her with the First Lady?? Don't think the President would like that one bit.....

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    4. Chenagrrl9:23 AM

      Are you a Canadian?

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    5. wakeUpAmerica9:30 AM

      Take back our country to where? The Middle Ages? To the trailer park? I hope you aren't allowed to vote.

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    6. Anonymous9:54 AM

      9:06am

      Sarah would love to take Michelle's place at the White House! All you sad saggy old white dudes need to keep in mind that it's the dark meat that Sarah really craves. Poor Barry wouldn't get thing done because he'd be too busy trying to keep Sarah from crawling under his desk!

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    7. She Puts the "Mad" in "Madamism"10:34 AM

      9:06 - how do you feel about Madames? Because if Todd is a pimp then SP is a Madame! There are no 2 ways about it! And with her plastic surgery, she has "Madamism": http://vapidculture.wordpress.com/2007/12/15/doc-theres-something-in-my-botox-madamism-strikes-hollywood/

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    8. Anonymous11:12 AM

      Was trying to write at 10:34: She puts the mad in madamism.

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    9. Anonymous12:24 PM

      @9:06 AM:

      We know what "Kenyan Marxist Muslim" really means. You are not fooling anybody. Fortunately, your kind is a dying breed. But, unfortunately, you're not dying off fast enough! Maybe drones will help.

      How do you plan on "moving" the First Lady from the White House? Is that another one of your tea-bagger threats? We live in a democracy, you asshole! $arah Palin will NEVER live in the White House!

      The real moochers are $arah PayME, and her family! FYI: NONE of the Palins have JOBS! Once, Palin had to pay back money she mooched off Alaskan tax payers! The RNC, even sent lawyers to Alaska to take back the clothes Palin, and her filthy family STOLE! If Palin ever managed to sneak her way into the White House (which she won't!) she would have congress vote to give government bailouts to her, and her fucking family!

      President Obama has a job, and the First Lady plans on going back to work, after President Obama's second-term.

      When is $arah Palin going to get a J-O-B, and stop mooching off inbred, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dreaggers, like you?

      If you want to "take your country back," EUROPE is THAT WAY>>>>>>> you, racist piece of trash! Obamacare ain't going NOWHERE, Paul Ryan's budget ain't going to pass, fuck your guns, and fuck you, too!

      Your side LOST! Get over it! 4 more years!

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    10. Hey 9:06am:
      Palin will never run for President. There are waay too many skeletons in her closet that would be discovered in the process.
      Watch:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U_IrxZppVA

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  20. Anonymous9:07 AM

    OMG! Projection much that Obama is doing reality tv/ entertainment "staging" fake reality? Palin stuns me so often with her narcissit projections alternately
    interspersing laying claim to someone else's identity if it is self serving.

    As a stylish person who loves fashion I noted Palin used her asymmetric style jacket to unzip it to feature her breast to titillate. She is vulger and opportunistic white trash IMO and an embarassment.

    That crowd loves snark, verbal mockery and bashing of others. There is no respect for anyone else's principals. Personal attacks dominate and that is her appeal to snark and snipe. S'mores and big gulps ridicule but death threats and rage to people noticing family members so overweight appearing questionably pregnant. The Repubs may as well say Let them eat soda and cookies. They carry on as if public education is one of their f'ing assault rifles taking away rights to chose to eat junk.

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    1. Anonymous12:33 PM

      Actually, I don't think her jacket was asymmetric. I think one side was folded under. Guess that's why Cruz had to speak for a while first -- Todd was still trying to dress her.

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  21. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Sarah Palin - embarrassing Alaskans since 2008.

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    1. Anonymous9:55 AM

      She started embarrassing us way before 2008.

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  22. Doesn't look like she bothered to follow the dress code with that zipup sweater, huh?

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    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      Or even bothered to bath. She just looks nasty and disheveled. I pity this FOOL.

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  23. Anonymous9:22 AM

    OMG In that last picture, where she is facing down you can TOTALLY tell that she had work done!!!

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  24. Chenagrrl9:22 AM

    While this clown entertains us, or whatever. This woman is the real thing. One of my founding mothers. www.legacy.com/obituaries/newsminer/obituary.aspx?n=virginia-ginny-wood-hill&pid=163643150

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  25. Anonymous9:23 AM

    Her lamenting the high cost of college was really rich. NONE of her kids are in college, and probably couldn't get in if they wanted to. Education is not valued in the Palin household.

    Game Change showed how utterly ignorant Sarah was about - well just about everything. She rants that President did not get a "background check" for his position, but Palin is the most famous unvetted politician ever. McCain's campaign staff had to feed her lines to memorize. She still doesn't understand the issues or the substance of her words.

    One-line zingers is all she has to offer and the crowd ate it up.

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    1. Anonymous10:00 AM

      There was a time, when Track wanted to go to college and the payme's were trying to get student loans for him...The richest in AK trying to get student loan for him!

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    2. Anonymous10:53 AM

      Actually, the primary season is the vetting process for presidential candidates. That's when we discover their weaknesses and flaws. Too bad that Sarah was plucked from obscurity without having to debate anyone or win a primary to get there. Sarah's the one with no background check. Oh, and then there is Todd and is Alaska Independence Party, with is anti-American when you think about it.

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    3. Anonymous11:48 AM

      And then she chickened out of the primaries for 2012.

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  26. Anonymous9:26 AM

    "Mr. President do your job"

    Really wise words coming from one who couldn't do her own job. QUITTER.

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    1. Anonymous9:40 AM

      Wise words coming from a mother who couldn't do her job raising her children.

      Children that had to be homeschooled, three adult kids with none in college, pregnancies as minors in high school, children with bastard kids, children that are divorced before Sarah's grandchild is one year old, high school dropouts, children caught breaking and entering, children caught cutting school bus brake lines....

      No wonder Sarah Palin's children are fucked up and dysfunctional.

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    2. Anonymous10:18 AM

      Don't forget that she was also fired - from her reality show AND from Fox.

      And her presence on the ticket helped to defeat McGrumpypants so she, in effect, failed at that job as well.

      Not a great track record for someone who's insulting the President.

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    3. Anonymous11:49 AM

      Hey, $carah, what's your job? Oh yeah, you don't have one you lazy low-life.

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  27. A J billings9:31 AM

    She's obviously on some sort of mood enhancer/uppers. Dress code ignored, and looking pretty tawdry for a supposedly upscale conference.

    What's more pathetic than her screeching is the sad lonely clinger Peebots who have to wait ever more for their $arahGod in unrequited hope.

    They despaired in 08 at her defeat

    All through 2009 they anguished over her quit and fail.

    In 2011 they were jumping ship when she quit on them again by failing to run

    Ever since, they lurch from book publish to facebook post to stupid ghostwritten speeches hanging on her every word, ever to be left at the altar.

    Here they are again in 2013 still dreaming that the $arah, the defeated, quitter,drug addict, anorexic wife of a pimp will ever be President.

    What a sad bunch those C4pees are clinging to their $arah, their guns, and their religion.

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  28. Anonymous9:31 AM

    Answer to the age old question in Wasilla.

    "Do Palins swallow after sucking?"


    Well if you look at the CPAC video of Sarah Palin, you will see Sarah at her best SUCKING AND SWALLOWING.

    No wonder the Palin girls are so popular at Wasilla High School, they must take after Sarah and Todd.

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    1. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Gulp, Gulp, Gulp, right Bristol!

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    2. Anonymous10:01 AM

      9:31 AM OMFG! You should put a SPEW alert on that one!!! LMAO!
      Good one!!! Zing!!!! Up your nose with a rubber hose Sharah!

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  29. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Ted Cruz is riding high on Sarah's popular appeal. I think he is the next Sarah Palin. Ugh. He is repulsive, just as she is.

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    1. Anonymous12:30 PM

      $arah Palin only has "popular appeal" with a shrinking minority of mouth breathers in America. $arah Palin does not have "popular appeal" with the majority of Americans. If Ted Cruz is the next $arah Palin, then that means he will never be president, either.

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    2. Anonymous1:32 PM

      Ted Cruz was born in Canada, can't become president

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  30. Anonymous9:33 AM

    I like your first picture of the drunk skank better. Betcha she has a 'rum and coke' in there, not 'coke and rum', LOL

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    1. Anonymous11:14 AM

      She left that big gulp there. The guy that came on after her said he found in the back and he was going to put it on ebay.

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  31. Anonymous9:34 AM

    reading an attack line off a teleprompter about Obama's use of a teleprompter.

    Sarah ..your cluelessness and lack of self awareness knows no limits.

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    1. Anonymous10:51 AM

      It's a step up from writing on her hands.

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    2. Anonymous10:58 AM

      What am I missing? Isn't that teleprompter joke at least four years old?IIf one of her zingers is that he uses 60-year-old technology to deliver speech, it would only be funny is she could show how easy it is to do without help. She can't -- no one does anymore. So -- wit, humor, laughs? Only for the mentally challenged.

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    3. Anonymous12:32 PM

      At least President Obama never used a hand teleprompter, and isn't an international punchline, like Palin is.

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  32. Anonymous9:36 AM

    In a close up, the sweat top has white stains. Was Glen Rice backstage for her 'RILL' Big Gulp?

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    1. Anonymous10:03 AM

      +1

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    2. Anonymous1:25 PM

      That is why she was late. Todd had to rub one off to give her some motivation. But with his lack of length, it fell short (pun intended).

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  33. Anonymous9:36 AM

    I watched her fumble around with the tiny straw in her Big Gulp. Ha - she didn't get her bendy straw!?!

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  34. Anonymous9:41 AM

    That was a spectacle that cries "Intervention!!"

    Her multiple personalities of comedienne, feminist, god-fearing woman, flirtatious tease, political muse, tough gun-rack owner, representer of little people, reaper of captalist opportunity, reaper of Washington GOP party VP candidate, reaper of books, reality TV, bus tour, pro-active self-promoter make this woman look like a Sybill who manifests herself in all fantasy characters that she creates. Her chameleon creations are so contradictory one to another. She has no foundation. She's one thing, yet she's the other. She has one foot in the 'fliratatious sex-siren" Sarah and the other foot in "focused mayor/energy expert/ex-governor/VP candidate/GOP kingmaker/Godly moral values mom" servant.

    She can't be bi-polar; because she uses all characteristics at the same time. There is something very wrong with her. She has created an identity with multiple personalities and I wonder if she even knows who she really is.

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    1. Anonymous10:18 AM

      I'd bet she has no disorders. She just wants to be the popular one, the girl the guys fawn over so badly she can taste it. Over all these years of "almost but not quite" making it, she is more desperate than ever, and I think she just hasn't realized how bad she really comes off (to normal people)

      The longer this goes on, the more obvious and over the top she looks.

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    2. Anonymous10:34 AM

      a manifestation of the effect of sexual abuse in childhood

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    3. Anonymous11:10 AM

      She absolutely has dissociative personality disorder. No question.

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    4. Anonymous11:16 AM

      Will the REAL Sarah, please stand-up.

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    5. Anonymous11:49 AM

      There will never be any intervention for the BITCH. She is the family's # 1 Hoe, the money maker. They will ride this old donkey(jackass) until she drops dead from substance abuse. Giddy up you mule face fraud, go make you Pimp's money.

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  35. Anonymous9:43 AM

    Pitiful, just Pitiful. No self respect, dignity or humanity. Her entire family should be ashamed of her.

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  36. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Anybody notice that Sarah has her father's doofus facial expressions?

    Now we know why Sarah did not win Miss Alaska.

    With that wino expression and word salad vocabulary of Sarah's, its a wonder she's able to feed herself.

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  37. Anonymous9:50 AM

    The self-deprecating bit is getting so old from her. She is a text book narcissist.
    Crazy fucking bitch.
    Shellyamberstone@yahoo.com

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    1. Anonymous11:24 AM

      Yeah, it is getting old. I'd say it's just an obvious fishing for compliments gimmick.

      She NEEDS to hear it, over and over.

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  38. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Is there something wrong with her teeth? Looks like she is NOT wearing dentures-?

    I have a asymmetrical zippered jacket like that. Now I have to burn it.

    Wild Tortoise

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  39. WakeUpAmerica9:55 AM

    She appears to be drunk. Her eyes are at half mast. Why is one boob so much bigger than the other? Did she drop one coming on stage?

    Love the dripping hypocrisy when she slammed the President for using a teleprompter. Of course, she was reading that off of a .....teleprompter.

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  40. Anonymous9:58 AM

    She's wearing a hoodie?

    And WTF - boob jokes before she shows off her awesome sucking power?

    Klassy.

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  41. Anonymous9:59 AM

    Her mouth doesn't really work any more. And you can really see her chipmunk cheek implants in these photos!

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  42. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Considering how Sarah acts and dresses now are we all sure she wasn't Todd's undercover prostitute.

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    1. Anonymous10:09 AM

      No, Sarah was not one of Todd's prostitutes, but he ho'ed her out when he realized that her raw sexuality and wild one-line zingers got her lots of attention. And money. He's been pimping her for her entire "career."

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  43. Anonymous10:01 AM

    I watched Sarah Palin at CPAC and gotta admit she is really talented very good.

    Sarah can suckee long time without breathing or gagging.

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    1. Anonymous10:27 AM

      Sarah love you long time

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    2. Anonymous11:12 AM

      lol! good stuff!

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  44. Anonymous10:07 AM

    I wonder if McCain was in the audience and if he still thinks she is was not a mistake. He doesn't appear in public with her. Ted Cruz, the two-month wonder boy, is now her bff. They are two peas in a pod.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie12:43 PM

      There is something really creepy about that Cruz.

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  45. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Watched part with the sound off. Looks like she had to do a lot of prepping. This is probably one of the longest speeches she has ever given. Todd probably gave her twins the nickname of her "rack" as a joke and she doesn't know any better. Sad and disgusting at the same time.

    She had a book or pages in front of her also as a reminder. Print was probably 1 inch high!

    Ugh!

    10cats.

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  46. Anonymous10:16 AM

    1st pic wonk eyed to the extreme and that no upper lip is so dr seuss cartoon character gone bad


    fukin' braindead griftin' $kank

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  47. Anonymous10:19 AM

    And RED MEAT was had by all.

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  48. Anonymous10:21 AM

    OMFG YES I AM ABOUT TO

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  49. Anonymous10:26 AM

    LOOK AT SARAH WORKING THAT STRAW WITH NO TEETH!

    Sarah you're hired.

    Bristol and Todd you're FIRED!

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  50. I couldn't bear to listen to her voice, but I can read her lips. I'm pretty sure that what she said at the end was "I'll get you, my pretty! You and your little dog, too!"

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  51. Anonymous10:26 AM

    I think this sums up Palin rather perfectly:

    from CBSnews article:

    "I like Sarah Palin - I don't think she's very substantive... but I like the way she talks," she said. "A lot of people are undereducated and they don't even read past what people say. If they feel something when you talk, that's pretty much it, and they're gonna vote for you anyways."


    http://www.cbsnews.com/8601-250_162-57574684-2.html?assetTypeId=41&blogId=

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  52. Anonymous10:29 AM

    That's a mighty long straw with no gag reflex. Glen Rice taught her well.

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  53. Anonymous10:35 AM

    "We're not here to rebrand a party," Palin said, but rather to "put on a fresh coat of rhetorical paint," suggesting conservatives have a minor image problem, not a structural lack of appeal to the majority of voters.

    Sorry Sarah, Lipstick on a Pig doesn't make it not be a pig.

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    1. Anonymous11:32 AM

      Sarah doesn't know what 'rhetorical' means. I am not a hateful person, but I am truly sick of her and her 'jokes' and hatred of the President. Why does the GOP find it acceptable to tell Obama "You lie!" at every opportunity, when back in the day we called Bush out for the lying wars, we were labeled unpatriotic and told to leave the USA.
      OK, I'll start. Sarah, you can either support our President in a time of war, or you are an unpatriotic tool. And you can take your millions and leave.

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  54. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Sarah is known to be a drama queen. How come she didn't get on her knees when she deep throat that straw? Those old dirty white men would of ate that up.

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  55. Anonymous10:36 AM

    But the very same speech overflowed with familiar conservative tropes that have helped cement the movement's unpopularity.

    "Background checks: A dandy idea Mr. President," she said, before drifting into birther territory. "[You] should have started with yours."

    "Bloomberg's not around," Palin joked as she slurped on a giant soda, "our Big Gulps are safe."

    She called on conservatives to elect more far-right members who "chew barbed wire and spit out rust."

    "Mr. President, we admit it. You won," she wrote. "Accept it. Now step away from the teleprompter and do your job."

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    1. Cracklin Charlie12:40 PM

      Aren't you supposed to chew barbed wire and spit out nails?

      I think it's a Hank, Jr. song.

      Oh, well, Sarah's still an idiot.

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  56. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Sarah's new name at the sperm bank is Sarah "Big Gulp" Palin.


    "I wike tuuuu make a deposit"

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    1. Anonymous10:56 AM

      Whoops

      Oh oh too late.

      There she goes again, swallowed all the profits.

      That's okay, there's more where that comes from.

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  57. Anonymous10:42 AM

    Hell that video of old lady Sarah still sucking at her age made Monica Lewinsky jealous.

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  58. Anonymous10:47 AM

    It would of been more impressive at CPAC if Sarah would of sucked the soda through the straw in her mouth while at the same time sucking coke off of a oil drum lid with another straw up her nose.

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  59. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Why was Sarah Palin wearing a Jewish star? How can she save Christmas if she is Jewish? Oh, she's not Jewish? Then why is she wearing the symbol of someone else's religion?

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    1. And on Shabbos, to add insult to injury!

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  60. Anonymous10:52 AM

    "Step away from the teleprompter and do your job" - Unemployed @SarahPalinUSA using the teleprompter. http://twitpic.com/cbvhr1

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    1. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Irony, thy name is Palin.

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    2. Anonymous11:48 AM

      She is such a farce and fraud!

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    3. Sarah Palin's continual criticism of President Obama for using a teleprompter, delivered as she herself is using a teleprompter, reminds me of my cat, Maya, who believes that when she is sitting under a table I can't see her.

      However, Maya, unlike Sarah Palin, has many redeeming social virtues, is a natural beauty, and brings joy to all.

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  61. The woman is a total stand-up comedian! Too bad she didn't sit down after the first few sentences!

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  62. Anonymous11:00 AM

    OK, I lasted thru 21 minutes.
    Where is my present?
    Words words words, phrases signifying nothing of substance.
    Cheap, mean shots.
    Loved the zippered outfit. So classy.
    Although she screeched the speech and it was mean and pointless, she delivered it better than I expected.

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    1. WakeUpAmerica11:37 AM

      she delivered it better than I expected.

      Of course, and that's because the speech was written for her, and she was using multiple teleprompters.

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    2. Anonymous11:47 AM

      I couldn't bring myself to watch and listen to her. That is why we have IM!!!! Thank you, thank you!

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  63. Anonymous11:03 AM

    It is hard to laugh at her because she, and the rest of her conservative ilk, from Santorum to Beck, are nothing but an embarrassment to this nation. We went from being respected and envied around the world to being laughed at and feared, as nothing more than inept bullies who destroy everything we touch. She epitomizes all that is wrong with America, from her phony religion to her plastic patriotism, she is about as authentic as the "made in China" plastic flag decal on the back of my conservative neighbor's made in Japan car. As much as I would like to laugh at that caricature of a woman, what she and her conservative brethren have done to this country and our reputation around the world saddens me to deeply to even crack a smile at her stupidity.

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    1. Anonymous11:47 AM

      11:03 I could not have said it better myself!!! She and her ilk are nothing more than embarrassments to the people of the states they come from and to the rest of the USA!

      Their evil tongues should all be cut out of all of their mouths!

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    2. Anonymous12:43 PM

      My niece lives in the UK and said "Palin is stupid"She can not believe she is still getting attention.

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  64. Anonymous11:06 AM

    Sarah showed up at this shindig for one reason, and one reason only; to extend her 15 minutes of fame. She's still just as empty-headed as she always was, but has enough cunning to realize that a scripted appearance like this where she can spew nonsense with no blowback is perfect for letting her bask in the media glow she craves.

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  65. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Kid you not, I'm serious. Zoom in on the close up picture of Sarah sucking the straw and you'll see Sarah Palin has one hand cupping and gingerly wrapped around the base of the cup while her other hand is gently caressing the straw while she gently massages the straw with her lips. Is this what the Palins are taught during their camping outings in their canvas tents?

    Levi you dog!

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    1. Anonymous12:05 PM

      It was all about phallic symbolism. She knew exactly what she was doing. It had nothing to do with the Big Gulp drink. It was all about her perverted reality, that she can get whatever she wants through sex. To some extent, you have to feel sorry for her, because someone in that family taught her these coping mechanisms. I wonder who?

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  66. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Essentially Palin's message was "don't deal with the world of facts and believe what you want to believe".

    With Palin leading the charge the Republicans are likely not to win an election until 2052.

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    1. WakeUpAmerica11:35 AM

      Works for me. The country should proper.

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  67. Anonymous11:11 AM

    http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/03/sarah-palin-cpac-2013-one-liner

    great article + funny big gulp gif

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  68. lostinmn11:11 AM

    I wonder if she needs a bendy straw because so many of the good old boys noodles fly at half mast so when she has to deal with a real stiff one she kinda loses her suck,

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  69. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Palin is no longer a political figure. She relinquished that when she relinquished her governorship. She’s no longer a political commentator. She relinquished that when her incompetence got her kicked off of Fox News. She’s been degraded to rabble rousing. She’s irrelevant.

    CPAC is where an irrelevant Palin is included & highlighted, and a relevant Christie is excluded & ignored.

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  70. Anonymous11:16 AM

    For once she's in her comfort zone -sucking down a big one in front of a crowd.

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  71. Anonymous11:19 AM

    I hope she will be smart enough to realise that the only reason why she gets applause is because she's talking to like-minded audience. No matter how much she lacks in substance or ideas in solving our nation's problems, she will always be showered with adulation. Why? She galvanizes the conservatives' bruised egos by her one-liners and funny yet really shallow and stupid remarks (I know I'm being redundant here) because really that's all they need to keep them feeling good about themselves. But at the end of the day, they are the one who really don't have any solutions to our problems because the only thing they focus on is listening to people like Sarah Palin who really have nothing constructive to contribute and offer nothing more than bad comic relief.

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  72. Anonymous11:25 AM

    "Talking Boob Talks About Boobs" - http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2013/03/16/talking-boob-talks-about-boobs/

    OMG - the photo with that article. She really looks bad up close.

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    1. Anonymous11:44 AM

      FUGLY!!!

      http://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files/2013/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-16-at-10.22.11-AM.png

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    2. Anonymous1:16 PM

      My new fav photo of her!!!

      I bet the Big Gulp people are cringing right now

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  73. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Sarah Palin is a 21st-century grifter. She conned Alaska, she conned McCain, she conned the GOP, and now she's conning the crowds at CPAC. If she gets paid, she'll show up. Otherwise she has no interest in anyone but herself.

    She's a talentless, Big Gulp slurpin hag and a drain on Alaska's integrity and good name. I hope she's not gearing up to pour her liquid stupid all over the 2016 presidential election

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  74. Anonymous11:34 AM

    omebody has to say it:

    $carah - YOU SUCK!!!!!!

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  75. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Sarah's pretty much getting trashed in the comments around the internet that have articles about her speech today. If she's getting cheered, it for all she is doing for the DEMOCRATIC party.

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  76. angela11:39 AM

    C'mon everybody---you know we LOVE to see Sarah show her dumb ass.
    I swear you don't get that kind of trashy hooting and hollering usually until last call. As long as conservatives cheer this poor hoochie---they are lost forever. I hope she wins the straw poll. Joe Scarborough will piss himself.

    William Buckley is weeping in his grave.

    And I have to say I am giggling. Sarah epitomizes "not a good look".
    Reel those conservative suckers in grifter.

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    1. Anonymous11:51 AM

      Along those same lines I find it hilarious that the "real GOP", the power brokers of the party, have to hold their noses against this stench of stupidity from the far-right fringe in order to get their votes. Given the roster at CPAC the "real GOP" don't bother to show, or are not invited.

      However, it seems there are more people jumping ship from the GOP because of these far-right TeaParty imbeciles. That's the ironic part, your mention of Buckley made me realize the even he would probably change his party affiliation from Republican to Independent if he was alive today.

      Rather than achieving any sort of party or platform cohesion, this segment of the GOP is further fracturing an already fractured party. If the Old Boys in the GOP don't cut these groups off at the knees they have no hope of regaining the White House in the foreseeable future.

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  77. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Gryph, we will never get rid of the Skank, will we? *Sigh*

    She's like the herpes virus; that returns once a month spewing pus then turns into crust.

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  78. Anonymous12:08 PM

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/16/sarah-palin-plays-cpac-for-laughs.html

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  79. So BrianusBerkleianus's last name wouldn't be Conehead, would it?

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    1. Anonymous1:28 PM

      You'd think so, but I think he's for real. Part of his recap of her speech,

      THEN SHE PULLS OUT A SODA AND SIPS IT!!

      A BRILLIANT AND MULTI-FACETED MOMENT!!!!

      If she had farted, he would have proclaimed it Godesslike

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  80. Anonymous12:31 PM

    As soon as she put her prop down, Sarah had her hand out for money...

    https://twitter.com/robertcostaNRO/status/312998492991795201/photo/1

    Dear SarahPAC Supporter,

    Did you see Governor Palin's speech at CPAC?

    Our concern is deeper than party—our concern is for the future of our children and grandchildren. What will our legacy to future generations be?

    As Governor Palin said in her speech, "We're not here to rebrand a party. We're here to rebuild a country."

    DC politicians have been getting away with business-as-usual for far too long, and the American people have had enough. We at SarahPAC are fighting back by helping to elect proven conservatives like Senator Ted Cruz of Texas and Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky.

    But we cannot do it alone. We need the help of hard-working Americans like you to help us stand behind these common-sense conservatives and work to send reinforcements.

    Together, we can encourage and elect new conservative voices who will challenge the status quo in Washington, work to restore our founding principles, and inspire generations of conservatives yet to come.

    Will you join Governor Palin's efforts and help us rebuild our country with a generous donation of $25, $50, $100, $250 or more by clicking here today?

    Sincerely,

    Tim Crawford
    Treasurer, SarahPAC




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    1. Anonymous12:45 PM

      Don't donate to her folks - she's a liar, fraud, not a politician anymore, not an 'anything'!!! She uses the money for herself, immediate and extended family only. You see her very rarely provides funds to other candidates or donate to worthy causes.

      It's all about her and her family as to dollars - absolutely nothing more!

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    2. Anonymous1:08 PM

      Anon: 12:45 PM ...you have that right! I can't even imagine anyone with a brain donating to that fraud!

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  81. Anonymous12:34 PM

    She didn't miss the chance to hint at maybe running,gotta keep the bigoted old scooter crowd sending her monthly stipend.

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  82. Anonymous12:35 PM

    What a bunch of ignorant assholes you all are! Watch, as Obama and his socialist gang destroy what was once the greatest country on earth. You can follow his bankrupting bullshit if you want, but don't come crying to me when the country ends up in the shitter, you low information fools.

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    1. Anonymous1:01 PM

      Fuck you

      Delete
    2. "...don't come crying to me..."

      Sez the anonymous troll.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous1:09 PM

      Oh shut up ding dong. The republican party bankrupt our country. President Obama is cleaning up mess they left behind.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous1:28 PM

      12:35
      chuck_tard jr,

      hey you worthless fat fuk, you in anchorage or wasilla today ?

      Delete
  83. Anonymous12:36 PM

    Free poster of Sarah riding a horse (no, not Glen Rice!) distributed at CPAC.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/343178/palins-next-step-katrina-trinko

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  84. http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2013/03/16/talking-boob-talks-about-boobs/

    I believe, if there was any doubt at all, the photo at Firedoglake shows the "form" this wig is attached to at the top of her forehead. I don't know what you would call the part that the wig is sewn onto. The hair seems to have gotten pushed back because she was sweating or getting too animated with her ranting. It's not a realistic looking wig anyway, but this very clear outline seems to make it doubly obvious. Somebody else care to verify if I am seeing it right?

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  85. Anonymous12:37 PM

    The Guardian photo. Ouch. She looks like a sweating, coked out street walker rehydrating before the nest John.

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  86. Anonymous12:43 PM

    Conservatives act like President Obama is running for a third-term. It doesn't matter what that bitch $arah Palin says about President Obama, because he is a two-term president, now. She can't hurt him. Barack Obama will always be a two-term president, and $arah Palin will always be a loser, and a bitch.

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  87. Anonymous12:43 PM

    Great article + good shot of her wig


    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2013/03/16/sarah-palin-entertainer/

    What’s clear from Palin’s speech, however, is that her primary concern at this point is promoting her brand — a sort of conservative entertainer-in-chief, the person willing to stick it to Democrats and “tell it how it is” to Republicans too. What Palin seems far less interested in is laying out a vision for what the GOP should do; contrast the speech she gave with the one delivered at the same event by former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush in which he sought to point the party in a direction for its future.

    For those still wondering whether Palin’s future lies in elected office or on the entertainment side of politics (and the culture at large), her CPAC speech made that answer crystal clear.

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  88. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Palin's face = "Gravity and Botox in a death struggle"

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  89. Anonymous12:50 PM

    Holy shit, she's high as a kite. It's like she spent all morning smoking crack and then ate a handful of Xanax 30 minutes before the speech. She's a sweating, slurring, head-bobbling mess. Trying to be funny and cutesy and self-effacing but coming off as wasted and pathetically desperate - closing time desperate. No wonder Fox fired her. She's a walking trainwreck.

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  90. Anonymous12:52 PM

    I really liked the Wonkette parenthetical reference to Sarah Palin's not having been Trig's birth mother! Best moment of the day.
    Beaglemom

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  91. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Our concern is deeper than party—our concern is for the future of Sarah Palin and her children and bastard grandchildren. What will Sarah's legacy to future generations of white trash hill billy grifters be? Send Sarah your best donations you dumbasses. We ain't sayin she's runnin, she just needs more money for family vacations and stuff.

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  92. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Okay, she was Rick Perry in Manchester NH fucked up. Off her tits. Isn't there anyone in her circle who will tell her the truth?

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  93. Gryphen, here's yet another picture of The Big Gulp Moment from former right-wing-blogger Benny Johnson, who's working for BuzzFeed now...

    ...and her suggestive gesture when she made the joke about Todd's rifle and her rack.

    Can't wait to see how C4P explains THAT!

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    1. Anonymous1:13 PM

      WTF? Now Sarah thinks she's the statue of liberty?

      What a dweeb.

      Is she on meth?

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  94. Her Political Whoreness1:02 PM

    As an encore to that speech Palin is giving private dances in the CPAC champagne room. Only large bills will be accepted.

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  95. Anonymous1:06 PM

    Why is Sarah Palin still talking about President Obama's background check in 2013?

    PRESIDENT OBAMA ALREADY WON HIS SECOND TERM!

    LET IT GO SARAH YOU IDIOT.... GET OVER IT!

    THAT'S WHY YOU HAD TO GO BACK TO ALASKA.... REMEMBER?

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  96. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Sarah Palin is the poster girl that assures Democrats prevail in future elections. I can’t help but rubberneck this wreck! Most Goppers though are finding Granny Grifter can’t keep up the ruse and they are looking for a replacement pin-up. Her vile behavior is so transparently bigoted and geared to people who fear for their lives at every turn. She can sure rile up the sickest and low-life part of the CPAC crowd — and it is pretty amazing she doesn’t see the similarities between her behavior and fascists like Hitler. Again, as an Alaskan she embarrasses me. As for the price of college? What a disingenuous comment. She never prepared any of her kids for higher education and she has no interest in the plight of a parent struggling to make the tuition bills. The next time I see her in the Anchorage airport I am going to ask how that "parenting thingy" is going. She is unqualified to parent a vole.

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  97. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Call the WAAAAAHMBULANMCE

    Michele Bachmann at CPAC. More or less says 'There IS a black family living LARGE in that White House and waaaaaahhh.'

    thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/03/16/1730901/bachmann-accuses-obama-of-living-a-life-of-excess/

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  98. PalinsHoax1:12 PM

    My goodness, what big nares Ol' $carah has in the picture where she is taking a drink of pop. You can almost see Russia from her nostrils.

    By the way $carah, Tawdry is looking for his used washcloths - you know, the ones stuffed in your bra.

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  99. Anonymous1:17 PM

    Best analogy of Sarah Palin.

    Sarah Palin is like shit.

    No matter what, it always comes out at bad times.

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  100. Anonymous1:23 PM

    Oh God -- what an embarrassment to women everywhere. Shows up in jeans and sweatshirt and messy hair.

    And right after she makes her rack "joke" she does more of the wierd tongue thing and takes a big suck off the straw and then starts fingering the straw. Gee Sarah-- real subtle.

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  101. Anonymous1:24 PM

    OH $arah, you just couldn't help yourself, could you??? We TOLD you karma was coming, but that doesn't matter, does it?

    The "political" Whitney Houston. It's only a matter of time.

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  102. Anonymous1:27 PM

    That Sarah Palin, bless her ignorant heart.


    Sarah Palin served up a generous helping of conservative red meat today, comparing President Obama to white-collar criminal Bernie Madoff

    http://abcnews.go.com/m/blogEntry?id=18746253

    The Palins are currently the biggest white collar crime family and they're comparing Obama to Madoff?

    LOL

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  103. Anonymous1:28 PM

    OMG! The comments at the T Boggs blog are hysterical! http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2013/03/16/talking-boob-talks-about-boobs/


    "The expression on her face seems to suggest that she’s on the verge of making a significant breakthrough in research relating to the unified field theory. Either that or she’s wondering where she can get another one of them fancy “Big Gulps.” Because Freedom and Shit!

    Jeezuz Xmas Bunny sodomizing a snowblower, is she a fucking idiot.”

    And regarding her turkey neck and her cosmetically enhanced face:

    "Yep. She’s well into “my face has nothing to do with the rest of my body” phase."

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  104. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Check out this video from CPAC2013 - she was using a TelePrompTer. Oh, yeah - she was. :11 seconds into the video, you can see the one on the far side is lit-up. If it was turned-off, it would be dark.

    http://www.c-spanvideo.org/clip/4389229

    KatieAnnieOakley

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