Sarah Palin needs to have a Super Big Gulp of STFU.Will Ferrell is a VERY famous actor with a huge following on Twitter.
— Will Ferrell (@Will___Ferrell) March 17, 2013
Happy now Juicy?
Update: Oooh this one is even better!
Who makes me want to gag every time I hear her name? Who makes me think there's no hope for the human race? #SarahPalinDoesYep the Grizzled Mama certainly made an impression on Mr. Will Ferrell.
— Will Ferrell (@Will___Ferrell) March 19, 2013
Kind of like the one she made on me, come to think of it.
Update 2: Oops looks like it is my turn to be red faced about getting tricked by a parody account.
Well when you blog everyday you know it will happen sometime.
Here is Ferrell's actual account. No mention of Palin as of yet.
Oh well, it was still good for a laugh.
Update 3: Hey you know now that I check his tweets it turns out that Will Ferrell and I have similar views on marriage.
Whoever invented marriage was probably creepy as hell. Like, hey I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leaveWho knew?
— Will Ferrell (@WillFerreI) March 19, 2013
Update 4: Sorry for all of he updates but I would be remiss if I did not mention that Jimmy Kimmel is ALSO paying attention to Wasilla's most famous attention whore:
Meh, 51,000 isn't a huge following on Twitter, Gryphen, but I completely agree with his sentiment. She does need to STFU and I wish that someone would take steps to make that happen.
ReplyDeleteHere's another recent one from Will...
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/Will___Ferrell/status/313844043169816577
Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell
Who makes me want to gag every time I hear her name? Who makes me think there's no hope for the human race? #SarahPalinDoes
Who makes me want to gag everytime I hear her name? Who makes me think ther's no hope for the human race? Sarah does.
ReplyDeleteTwitted he also too.
Love,love love it!
Bwahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny and yet so true. Sarah Palin has a thing for zippers, remember the tight fitting jeans with a zipper along the thigh and the biker jackets she loves to wear, well too bad there isn't a zipper for her mouth.
DeleteLike Sarah, I've got a thing for zippers myself, as well....respect and fear. Boxer shorts can give a false sense of "protection" that ain't as good as the ole tightie whitie briefs. Just saying'.
DeleteShorty
Glen Rice released a statement also ...
ReplyDeleteI was young and dumb, but after seeing Sarah at CPAC, I should have just stuck my dick in a wood chipper that night many years ago.
My husband was watching clips of this bitch on Last Word last night and he couldn't believe how happy she seemed with herself every time she said something nasty. The shine is sure off of this skank.
ReplyDeleteThe bitch is Christian In Name Only just like her daughter.
DeleteThey would claim the devil for a few gold pieces.
Yeah it was the self-tickled look after each zinger that got me too. My two year old is just about as transparent.
Deletehttps://twitter.com/Will___Ferrell/status/313349234332168194
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin says Obama should "Stop reading the Teleprompter and do his job!" While reading a Teleprompter and having NO job. Well played.
OH SNAP! Wait til the patients at the Asylum find out that Will Ferrel used the hashtag that those dummies came up with to explain..."What Baldy Palin does" and used that shit against the nutbars! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteOkay so I took a ride to nutty land and I can't stop laughing at how stupid these idiots are about this Big Gulp Baldy Liberty post shit...this is what the nutty mc nuts nuts posted today that they are trying to get "trending"...
http://americangrizzlies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/AGU-PalinLibertyPose-Bear.png
Umm...I don't think they thought this one through y'all....is that snarling...drooling...grizzly bear holding up a Big Gulp suppose to be BALDY?
Well at least they got the paws...uh I mean the claws...wait...the hands right!
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HELP...I can't breatheee! LOL!!!
Umm I'm pretty sure that's not the real Will Ferrell. He would have way more than 51k followers. *facepalm*
ReplyDeleteplus he probably wouldn't walk across the street to piss on her if she was on fire or bother acknowledging her pathetic existence..
DeleteTen or so pics of these imbeciles mean "sweeping the nation".
DeleteOnly in Pain Cult Land.
ROFLMAO!!!!
Love the #SarahPalinDoes hashtag! Let's make good use of it!
ReplyDeletePrecisely!
DeletePardon me for asking, but do you know anyone who likes the taste of dog shit? #SarahPalinDoes
Delete*double-fail*
ReplyDeleteThe link in his twitter bio is loaded with a virus.
"This request is blocked by the SonicWALL Gateway Anti-Virus Service. Name: Framer.DO_9 (Trojan)"
Palin is using the hash tag SarahPalinDoes in
ReplyDelete#SarahPalinDoes appreciate support from those who are in it for a reason, not a season.
https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/313890497083105282
I guess that's a variant on Jesus is the reason for the season. Maybe Sarah Palin is trying to get some mileage out of some sort of War On Easter.
Well we can just hijack it then.
DeleteWho started the #SarahPalinDoes hashtag? I mean, that's just askin' for it.
Delete#SarahPalinDoes 1/2 term governorships; call for rates.
#SarahPalinDoes Glenn Rice (way too easy)
Who pours vodka in their Big Gulp? #SarahPalinDoes
Who pimps their kids out to make a quick buck? #SarahPalinDoes
Who teases their supporters on a Presidency run just to suck out more of their pensions? #SarahPalinDoes
I mean, come on, it's just too darn easy.
#SarahPalinDoes .... coke off a 55 gallon drum.
DeleteShe's also trying to get everyone to send in Liberty pose photos, she is really trying to get everyone talking about her.
DeleteWho actually gave birth to Trig? #sarahpalindidnot
DeleteWho has the most obvious set of fake tits in Alaska? Why thank you for askIng! #SarahPalinDoes
DeleteFunny - except it's not his Twitter account.
ReplyDeleteShe'll milk the criticism for all it's worth, beating her (fake) breast and crying victim. So tedious...
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, she's so thin-skinned that this will reeeeeeealy bother her. For quite a while. >;)
Waiting for the usual suspects to make Will's two tweets the "big story on Action News" for the next week and a half.
st. sarah of perpetual victim hood...
DeleteI don't tweet, but if I did I'd write 'Who faked their 5th pregnancy for political purposes, totally lied about it, and then abandoned proper care of the stand in infant that she claimed to birth?' Sarah Palin, that's who!
ReplyDeleteOr
'Whose husband is a pimp, taking advantage of single women in Alaska and the lower 48?' Sarah Palin's, that's who?
Who sucks? #SarahPalinDoes
DeleteMy head is spinning again...enough with this ridiculous woman, between CPAC and the Pope I can't watch anymore of this dribble. The History Channel=TLC, both worthless. Anyone not connecting Obama to their depiction of Satan is blind.
ReplyDeleteRachel's show last night was unreal...listening to LBJ verify that Nixon actually stopped the Paris peace talks (end of Vietnam War) was so astonishing, I felt like my head was gonna explode. The more you find out how evil and despicable our government was...and is, no wonder the Middle East doesn't trust us, I sure don't. I am still waiting to find out who really killed Kennedy...the group behind it, if Oliver Stone is right, my head will explode. When you think about how scarey the actual facts are about these major history making events...and the only thing these idiot GOP religious jerks in Congress care about..WTF. My brain is numb today.
Just in case someone knows the answer to this....back when Lawrence threw down that challenge to Tom Selleck being on the board of the NRA in Dec after Sandy Hook, did he ever reply? I mean he ranted and raged about it, then nothing....I am curious. I already wrote to him, but got no answer.
On this 10th anniversary of invading Iraq, don't forget Dick Cheney saying that there could be no doubt that Saddam Hussein had WMD, and that he intended to use them on us. Bush and Cheneuy lied us into a war that cost trillions of dollars, hundreds of thousands of lives and destroyed a country. Thom Hartmann showed that in 1999, when GWB was planning on running for president, he wanted a war to make him a war president. That would give him capital. He said that his father had capital after the first Iraq war and he wasted it. On September 11, GWB and his neocon crowd were already heading for war with Iraq.
DeleteAnd they tried to make Hillary sound ridiculous for talking about a "vast, right-wing conspiracy".
DeleteThis shit has been going on for decades.
The account isn't verified, but it's a good sentiment no matter who it comes from.
ReplyDeleteI wish i tweeted. Someone send him babygate pictures. Bet he would comment on them!
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't know the difference between noticed and notorious...
ReplyDeletenor famous vs. infamous...
DeleteGood for a laugh, anyway. Will is one of those people who have many imposter/saririst accounts. That's when satire's good, it's actually believable!
ReplyDeleteJust ask our own imitable IM satirist, Beldar Conehead.
Would be a hoot if she replies!
Whst you mean that Beldar is a satirist? I thought for sure he loved baby jeebus.
DeleteAll this stupid shit Sarah does I blame it on her kids. If they cared for their mother they would get her medical help. Todd on the other hand is a pimp and a user. As long mentally disturbed Sarah is bringing in the coins, Todd doesn't give a crap. If Todd can pimp our mothers in Alaska, he has no problems using dimwitted Sarah.
ReplyDeleteCareful how you treat Sarah. The McCain campaign said Palin went into a catatonic state.
DeleteLet's not let Sarah off the hook that easy.
Delete5:05PM
DeleteCatatonic state? I thought they said she passed out in a gin&tonic state.
It would go against Mr Ferrell's political beliefs to insult Sarah Palin as he is a staunch republican/conservative in real life.
ReplyDeleteWrong. Try again.
Deletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/03/will-ferrells-vote-obama-ad-video_n_2069295.html
In real life?
DeleteWhat the fuck does that even mean? In real life? What, as opposed to a stupid reality show with those Pain skanks on it?
In real life. So for this idiot, "in real life" mean a bunch of made-up shit that just came to mind, huh? Nobody but a fucking imbecile talks that way. #SarahPalinDoes
"Ain't NOBODY gonna stop me from bein' an asshole when I want to be an asshole! My war vet son is fighting in Afghanistan for our liberties and our rights to be ASSHOLES!!!!"
ReplyDeleteYou go girl. Sheesh.
As long as I'm telling lies, make that my COMBAT vet son.---Sarah
DeleteHis daddy would be proud of him. RIP
DeleteBest "Ron Burgundy" quotes from Will Ferrell in Anchorman. Love that movie!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
"Dress code? Dress code? We don't need no stinkin' dress code! I'll show ya dress code! (burp)"
ReplyDeletePanties? Panties? I don't need no stinkin' panties. Daddy says they are like speed bumps and just slows ya down. Itch itch sniff sniff.
DeleteWhy would the Wasilla hillbillies wear panties? Just one more thing to wash.
DeleteBirth control pills? We don't need no fucking birth control pills!!!
DeleteBarstool & Wallow
Track to Britta: Condoms? We don't need no fucking condoms. I'll pull out in time.... oops
DeleteBirth control pills? Condoms? Don't need any of that stuff. My family don't get pregnant.
DeleteMommy can I live with auntie again?
High School Diploma? We don't need no stinkin' High School Diploma, we be Home-Schooled by our Pimp Daddy. We be's Professional Ho's. We be interviewers for Trial Daddies for our BASTARD Children.
DeleteUnderwear? Underwear? Heaths don't wear no fucking underwear to bed. Right daddy?
DeleteSarah to Todd: Condoms? Condoms? If I get pregnant I'll get some white out. Oh oh Todd I know its midnight, let's elope.
DeleteBristol to Levi: Condoms? Condoms? If I get pregnant I'll get some white out. Oh oh Levi I know its midnight, let's elope.
Levi: Fuck you Bristol, I'm marrying pretty Sunny
Chuckie to Sally: Condoms? We don't need no fucking condoms. I'll pull out in time.... oops
DeleteSarah to Todd: Condoms? We don't need no fucking condoms. I'll pull out in time.... oops
DeleteIt's true, this is not really Will Ferrell as he doesn't tweet, really most sane people over the age 15 don't tweet, that should have been your first clue, however I think he or she got the sentiments of the real Will Ferrell rather down pat.
ReplyDeleteOh please. Lots of interesting people tweet, including one of my favorite writers, Margaret Atwood.
DeleteOh, and she's 73.
Most sane people over the age of 15 don't write comments like "It's true, this is not really Will Ferrell as he doesn't tweet"
DeleteBorderline Personality Disorder. In SPADES.
ReplyDeleteBorderline seems to run in that family. Bristol was labeled borderline retarded. Where do these labels come from?
DeleteBorderline my ass--- full-fledged, you mean. Sort of like Beefy has only been 'a little bit' pregnant a few times.
Deletethat video is the funniest thing i have seen in forever. OMG.
ReplyDeleteGolly...USA Today did a fact check of Palin's budget claim at CPAC--oopsie daisy, she was wrong again: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/03/19/palin-cpac-fact-check-budget/2001297/
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin wrong again?
DeleteThey say a stopped clock is right twice a day. Sarah Palin has never been right.
Thanks, good read!
DeleteHoo Lawdy, I'm sittin here just a-clutchin' my pearls. Somebody fan me, honey. Sarah done told her a fib again.
Deletegryph,
ReplyDeleteno need to apologize, especially something as Kimmel's take on the $kank_tard
LMAO !!
( but what the hell's that pasty white shit on the reptilian $kank's tongue, WTF ? )
Who wants a Big Gulp of Glen's Love Goo? #SarahPalinDoes
ReplyDeleteSlurp slurp finished.
DeleteGR: Hey where you goin' white girl?
SH: I have to go brush my teeth, my Wasilla boyfriend wants to make out tonight
Is that how Sarah got her nickname?
DeleteSarah "Goo Gone" Heath
What's the last thing Sarah said to Glen?
DeleteGoo gone
“http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/03/palin-rove-feud-history-timeline-beef.html”
ReplyDeleteAnswer: White on Rice
ReplyDeleteQuestion: What position does Sarah prefer?
Question: What position does Bristol prefer?
DeleteAnswer: Brisket on everything.
Hey, Sarah, what happened to your health and fitness book? Oh, I forgot. 25,000 people a year in the US die from drinking too many sugary drinks. That would be 180,000 people around the world. The sugary drinks are linked to obesity, and obesity-linked diseases like diabetes and cardiovascular disease. I'm sorry, are those words too big for you? http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/03/19/25000-us-deaths-linked-to-sugary-drinks/
ReplyDeleteThis article, from US News and World Reports claims that those deaths are more likely to occur in middle to lower income families. http://health.usnews.com/health-news/news/articles/2013/03/19/sugary-drinks-tied-to-25000-us-deaths-a-year Let's see how this works out for you, Sarah. I don't think that intelligent people are your target demographic group. No, it's quite the opposite. So the bottom line here is simple. You are killing off your own fans, the ones who contribute to your PAC, the ones who like you on Facebook and the ones who would vote for you if you ever run for anything again (LOL).
Ooops, I'm sorry, again. What was I thinking? Your followers are dumb enough to think that flavored high fructose corn syrup and sparkling water are health drinks. Go ahead and encourage them to take a great big gulp like you did. Hopefully, some of them won't be donating to you any more. They'll need the money for their medical care. I don't think that Obamacare should cover being stupid.
"Sarah Palin is always looking for attention, so this should thrill her. Right?"
ReplyDeleteHow about Sarah helping the Alaska Children's Protective Services find Ruffles the first Trig?
Aren't they worried about Ruffles?
Is he eating?
Is he being loved?
Please tell us he is not in the backyard.
Sarah probably thought America forgot about him. We haven't.