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| Palin Christmas card from 2009. You know back before Trig got fed up. |
Sarah Palin has a new book coming, this time about Christmas. The former Republican vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor has a deal with HarperCollins for “A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas,” scheduled for November. HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the “over-commercialism” and “homogenization” of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.
“Amidst the fragility of this politically correct era, it is imperative that we stand up for our beliefs before the element of faith in a glorious and traditional holiday like Christmas is marginalized and ignored,” Palin said in a statement released through her publisher. “This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas.”
Financial terms were not disclosed. Palin was again represented by Washington attorney Robert Barnett, who negotiated deals for Palin’s “Going Rogue” and “America by Heart.” Both books were released by HarperCollins.
According to the publisher, the book will advocate “reserving Jesus Christ in Christmas — whether in public displays, school concerts (or) pageants. Palin also “will share personal memories and traditions from her own Christmases and illustrate the reasons why the celebration of Jesus Christ’s nativity is the centerpiece of her faith.”
I have NO idea who would believe that Sarah Palin had anything of interest to add about the commercialization of Christmas, beyond the fact that she understands the importance of branding, and of connecting your product to a popular holiday season in order to increase sales of that item.
You know, like she is doing here.
I think that it is pretty obvious that she is clearly still working that Fundamentalist/Evangelical/Cult religion angle and apparently hoping to position herself to start working the Christian revival circuit. Possibly planning to set up some tents for the laying on of claw-like hands, a seminar on birthing a live baby from a square pillow...
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| Sarah Palin's stomach March 26, 2008. Do you see the baby kicking? |
By the way is it tacky to point out that Palin is jumping on a bandwagon that her fellow conservative Christmas defenders have already damned near ridden into the ground?
Of course I would be remiss not to point out that originally Saturnalia was a pagan holiday, that the Christians stole and then made their own. So if ANYBODY should be defending the TRUE meaning of Christmas it would be the ancient Romans.
I look forward to their book on the topic. Gotta be better than the ones pictured above.
"Palin also “will share personal memories and traditions from her own Christmases and illustrate the reasons why the celebration of Jesus Christ’s nativity is the centerpiece of her faith.”"
ReplyDeleteReally? Christmas is the centerpiece of her faith? I was raised in a major Christian denomination and we were taught that Easter (Christ conquering death) was the "centerpiece" (so to speak) of Christianity. Without the Resurrection, there would be no Christianity. The birth of Christ? Pffft.
The celebration of Christmas came much later as a way to lend a Christian meaning to age-old winter and/or solstice celebrations. Some Christians have always frowned heavily on celebrations of Christmas, so Palin needs to think (hah) before she squawks about non-Christians being the grinches about Christmas.
Never happen. The bitch is even too stupid to recognize that it isn't just the non-christian "attacking" christmas. It is anyone who recognizes the separation of church and state. And the fact that this is NOT a christian nation and never has been. Or that christmas was not celebrated in any way by the government for the first 67 years we were around Or....
DeleteNefer:
DeleteIt's not just Christmas. Easter also was modeled after an ancient northern hemisphere celebration of rebirth and renewal that goes by many different names, Eostre and Eos are the two that come to mind.
The early christians simply modeled their resurrection tale after the ancient celebration of Spring and rebirth in the northern hemisphere.
All of our modern celestial, or seasonally-based celebrations are modeled after more ancient rituals that document our yearly travel around the sun. Cultures in the southern hemisphere have their own celebrations of rebirth and renewal which take place according to the important seasonal/celestial events as they are experienced in antipodean latitudes.
The creation of religions was largely a regional phenomenon. Ancient cultures created mythology based on a very limited geographic knowledge. Most ancient cultures had little or no knowledge of the larger geography of our planet or the fact that the seasons operated on a reverse schedule in the southern hemisphere; they simply had no understanding of this wider phenomenon and thus gods and cults were created based on a very limited knowledge of the wider world. To say that this Middle Eastern christian deity is "the one" is very patently ridiculous when one observes the planet as a whole. The Jesus tale is relevant only in the northern hemisphere and the bible tale is told by men who never traveled very far from their places of birth.
All religions are merely regional fairy tales that were subsequently disseminated to other cultures. Christianity has zero relevance in the southern hemisphere as all of the meaningful holidays lose their meaning when the solar events are switched 180 degrees. A southern hemisphere resident would have to wonder why Jesus was resurrected in the Fall, that simply doesn't fit with the season of rebirth, which for them is in September. Christianity must be a pretty hard sell for missionaries working in the southern hemisphere because it makes even less sense!
@Anonymous 10:54 AM
DeleteGreat comment!
The psychology of that Xmas card is interesting.
ReplyDeleteTri-G was supposed to be the gift that took her to world greatness.
But he didn't. She lost.
So she throws him in a box all cock-eyed, sucking on a ribbon probably made in China and leaching lead paint into his system.
Make sure she gets the SPECIAL CHILD part in the card caption!!
Sarah honey, we get that Tri-G is a retarded "special child" because you fucking named him Trisomy G.
This book will be offloaded to the dollar stores by NYs and going for 4 for a dollar!! Guarantee it!
Again, it is tragic that Sarah the moron gets published when there are talented people who don't.
Even on this Christmas card, Trig is a PROP.
DeleteFolks like Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee and Palin can all enjoy a pretty nice Christmas with lots of toys and vacations and and partridges in pear trees. Isn't it disgusting that these people, the 1% publish books defending Christ in Christmas, a job that preachers do for a fraction of the cost. And isn't it disgusting that many people around Christmas won't even be able to afford to buy Sarah's book?
ReplyDeleteAnd these rich folks preach down to others high from their mountain top, saying nothing that we don't already know. Everyone knows, but it's up to each one to decide for themselves. Sarah and ilk are the vendors in the temple selling anything for a buck. As the saying goes in the bible "Jesus gave his life freely for us, so we should give freely to others" but I guess they haven't read that part yet.
They don't factor in that many families who celebrate Christmas around the world don't engage in materialism the way we do here. They don't need Sarah to preach to them; in fact, they could preach a thing or two to Sarah. The Sarahs believe they found the key to spiritual revelation - it's a joke.
When is she going to write a book on how NOT to inject one's face with unnatural elements and how it is not Christ's way. Did she know that tattoos were forbidden in the OT? What about writing on the trials and blessings of bringing up a DS child, or a contribution towards the 47% that she pretends to care about as she rails against a President who tries to ease their pain? She's a grifter and now she's going into the realm of grifting to new heights and falsely represent Jesus.
I thought she put out all her sacred, treasured blessed memories out in her first two hagiographies? Whatever she missed her creepy dad and brother shared in Our Sarah at every Applebee's across the country.
ReplyDeleteHow on earth can it be fun and celebratory if she's going to be condemning how more than half the country chooses to celebrate the season?
Whatever she's being paid, as usual, it's too goddamn much. What a smirky non-church-attending jerkass.
We all still know $P and her dullard daughter have "written" more books than they've ever read.
DeleteMy President is a GENIUS! I don't care that BO is squatting in the WH.In my heart the Governor is the president.
ReplyDeleteNice try, troll, but no ne here is buying...
DeleteYour heart is an idiot along with the rest of you.
DeleteAnonymous4:41 AM
DeleteStrange....this SAME exact comment was posted over at the Asylum...see...
"daisy_mae • 4 hours ago −
My president is a GENIUS! I don't care that BO is squatting in the WH. In my heart the Governor is my president!"
Lazy...just like their Quitter Queen Baldy! Can't even post something NEW...just recycled shit! LOL!!!
rotf good catch
DeleteSarah never ran for the office of president. She was a candidate to be vice president, not president, and she lost. She had an important executive job, but she quit.
Delete4:41 AM:
DeletePresident Obama is a democratically elected president, who has won 2 decisive elections. I think you're getting President Obama mixed up with the squatter the U.S. Supreme Court installed in the White House, after the 2000 election.
Who cares how you feel in your heart? In the REAL world, President Obama is now a two-term president, and has a J-O-B. Meanwhile, $arah Palin is still a lazy, whiny, unemployed-by-choice, grifter-quitter!
The grifter's latest book will fail worse than her last one.
Anon @ 4:41am (allegedly daisymae):
DeletePlease put the crack pipe down and back away slowly. Thank you.
Ha ha ha ha ha. What a fail, Daisy_Mae, you deluded racist.
DeleteYour heart: the QUITTER 1/2 TERM UNQUALIFIED GOV, WIFE OF A PIMP, MOTHER OF UNWED TEEN MOTHERS, MOTHER OF A CRIMINAL FORCED TO ENLIST IN THE ARMY, MOTHER OF ADOPTED TRIG TO COVER UP HER TEEN DAUGHTER'S PREGNANCY, MOTHER WHO NAMED HER YOUNGEST CHILD P I G, IS AMERICA'S UNEDUCATED GRIFTER QUEEN. .
DeleteWell we always knew Palin's cultists live in an alternate universe.
DeleteTroll Krusty at 4:41 AM I'm hoping by Xmas she will have some pimpcuffs, oops I mean pink handcuffs to celebrate Christmas her and Tawdry!
DeleteOr maybe the Interpol will come in a arrest the Grifters and the SOA gov!
Yes it could be a Merry Xmas alright.
Looking at that commercialization of her fake son photo, I am reminded that there is lead in those plastic bows that she is letting an infant chew on.
ReplyDeleteOh, also, too, I fail to see how a woman who never enters a church even cares about Christams, other than the jewelry and whatnots Toad gets for her to keep her quiet about his business affairs. Besides, Jesus was a dark-skinned boy, and was NOT born in December. So stuff it, Sarah. I hope this book is cancelled before her ghostwriter is even hired. Although, I have to admit that I am a bit curious as to her memories of Christmas in Chucky's house. Did they put blinking lights on all those antlers? Did she get new Christmas underwear for school? And by all means, let's have the girls and Track share some homey stories about Christmas mooseburgers, or Poptarts. I'm certain they never baked cutout cookies.
So when Sarah Palin wore her Jewish star, was she a Christian or a Jew?
DeleteA grifter. Always, and forever, a grifter.
Deletecome on now, tawddddddd BOUGHT HER AN ICE FISHIN' DRILL
DeleteDRILL BABY DRILL
DUMB ASS
No Sarah, you are not putting Christ in the school pageaqnt unless he is joined by Mohammed and Buddha, and any other worshipped being. We do have separation of church and state, regardless of what you and Bill-O want.
ReplyDeleteAnd churches start paying their fair share of taxes.
DeleteHey Sarah... if you want to be taken seriously, why don't you donate all the profits from this book to charity?
ReplyDeleteOtherwise you're just part of the commercialization of the Holiday.
Amen to that!
DeleteProfits? Only she will end up making money from this latest scam. The "book" will end up in a warehouse somewhere with the rest of the unsold Palin krap.
DeleteI'm sure that would have been announced (profits to charity) with the press release. So no, everything will go to Sarah's next plastic surgeries, not charities.
DeleteAnything for a quick buck, huh BITCH.
DeleteSarah Palin is all about the bucks! Pathetic little grifter.
DeleteYou know this stinker of a book is going to do 'real' well, don't you all? Griff gets to tally its failed sales for us.
M from MD
I suspect the irony of selling a book about putting Christ back in Christmas is lost on her.
ReplyDeleteTo Sarah and her drooling followers, "irony" is what comes after "washy." No more, no less.
DeleteShe just doesn't want to get another auger from Todd this Christmas.
ReplyDeleteHarper Collns has to have some type of tax dodging scheme involving these books. Where do they store all the unsold previous Palin family books? Look at the picture of Palin at the Christian college, her skirt hiked way up her thighs. She almost gave the old guys on the front row a pre-Christmas peek at her shrivelled, dried up hoo-ha. If Mansour is writing this book for her, isn't she Jewish? If it is the other ghost writer, then it won't sell many copies. Just think of the actual TASLENTED writers who never get published, compare them to this slime. Beyond disgusted.
ReplyDeleteHarper Collins is owned by NewsCorp, Rupert Murdoch's company. It might just be a coincidence that Sarah's contract wasn't renewed at Fox. Maybe the book was a farewell parting gift to shut her up and keep her off the air.
DeleteI think RAM is of arab descent.
Delete..I think RAM is of arab descent...
DeleteSekrit joo?
Catholicks converting to holyrollin protestants are near the top on the extremism scale. So by extension
This reminds me of the good old days when the cigarette cartons would have special Christmas covers. The idea was that you could buy a carton to give to people you didn't know well enough to give a personalized present. Probably publishers need a Christmas themed book every year for people to buy for people they don't know very well. The book has probably been written already.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the diet book? I have been anxiously waiting for that (!!)
Delete6:49am
DeleteShe only said that she was writing a diet and fitness book because people were talking about how ghastly thin she was. It was simply a retort to the haters and she has no fitness regime or sensible diet to back it up; she's simply starving herself thin to try to emulate those "tiny Hollywood starlets" that she loves to denigrate when in her heart she really wants to be one of them, cue the recent photos of her age-inappropriate costume at the religious college speech.
Gryph, OT, but Gawker has a BIG story this morning about Palin and a bunch of other celebrities/politicians. Apparently a Russian hacker has "doxxed" them and released social security numbers and financial records.
ReplyDeleteNormally I would find this sort of thing deplorable, BUT in Sarah's case, there might be some juicy info!
http://gawker.com/5990063/obama-clinton-biden-jay+z-doxxed-hackers-snag-financial-records-socials-credit-reports
Cool - I tried to post , but failed:
Delete"I hope these hackers can find out why Palin's kids' birthday records are loxked up tighter than a drum aqnd that they can PROVE with records what we already know :
Palin did not birth Tri-G from her loins."
Anyone have a gawker account? Have at it for me.
Sarah Palin's complete Credit Report is here - http://www.exposed.su/Sarah_Palin.html
DeleteVery interesting! WIth most of the others who were hacked, you can get to their records. But with Palin's you either get a page that has an FBI background or need a password. The real power behind Palin's nomination is still working very hard to keep her history a secret.
DeleteIronically, the lighted tree is not a Christian symbol. Wouldn't a Nativity scene have been more appropriate?
ReplyDeleteNo, because one has to KNOW that first!
Delete"Even the nativity scene, which some regard as the most "Christian" symbol of Christmas, is tainted with pagan influence. Nearly every recorded form of pagan worship which has descended from Babylonian "mysteries" focuses the attention of the worshiper on a mother goddess and the birth of her child. Different cultures used different names, but the concept is uniformly the same. In Babylon it was the worship of the queen of heaven and her son Tammuz, the sun god who was thought to be the incarnation of the sun. The birth of the sun god took place at the winter solstice. Yule was the Babylonian name for child or infant, and Yule Day was celebrated on December 25, long before Christ's birth. The next time you see a manger scene on a Christmas card, and Mary and Jesus have a halo around their heads, remember that this Roman Catholic concept is borrowed from the Babylonian "mysteries."
DeleteOf course Sarah wouldn't make a profit on the book. That would just support over-commercialism.
ReplyDeleteI've said it before and I'll say it again. This harlot has no BUSINESS mentioning the word of Christ, let alone make money off His name. Starting honestly living "The Sermon On The Mount," Queenie, or your words are just that. WORDS.
ReplyDelete"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap" Galatians 6:7
I suppose we take heart she won't be wearing the gargantuan Jewish Star necklace on the cover....or would she? DANG, I gave her a heads up on that!
So, the diet and fitness book idea was a just an off the cuff remark made by her to deflect attention away from the fact she was losing a lot of weight last year?
ReplyDeleteI knew it all along.
Bitch doesn!t even go to church.
ReplyDeleteBitch can't even spell church.
DeleteThe last church Sarah Palin went to mysteriously went up in flames.
DeleteThey're still trying to figure out who did it.
They don't seem to be trying very hard, 7:45.
Deletewait, what? what happened to the "How to Tweak Yourself to Fitness" book? Don't tell me she "quit" that too...
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not just the Romans who have a beef here--the holiday was also important in ancient Britain even before the Romans--it was aligned with the solstice, and many ancient traditions have celebrated it. To call it "Christian" is like calling air "American," just because we have it here.
ReplyDeleteIt's a big day for Baldy! She's getting talked about and as usual NOT in a good way...the patients at the Asylum are frothing at the mouth at this piece by The Washington Post...favorite part so far....
ReplyDelete"“Why are you taking my Christmas tree, why?” Cindy Lou Palin-Who? would ask, looking sad, and the Grinch would reply that it was because Harry Reid had given him specific instructions to do so and that later he was going to come back with first lady Michelle Obama, take away Cindy Lou’s candy canes and force her to do jumping jacks. The one bright spot in an otherwise bleak story would be Cindy Lou’s discovery of Clean Coal in her stocking. Everything would end with the Whos holding hands and feeling benevolent toward all men (except the Whos outside the circle who did not celebrate Christmas and found this whole thing kind of awkward.) I could picture it being very heartwarming. I would read all the copies of it you put in front of me. Heck, if she doesn’t use this idea, I might pitch it myself. Or at the very least, rework it for my Put Thor Back In Thursday campaign.
Still, what an odd reminder of how much has changed since 2008. Sarah Palin is gone and Tina Fey is still here, active, beloved, hosting the Golden Globes. It turned out she had one vital advantage over Sarah Palin, career-wise — she could stop being Sarah Palin whenever she wanted to."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...there is MUCH more! Here's the link....
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2013/03/12/sarah-palins-war-on-christmas-book/?wprss=rss_homepage
Be sure & read comments over there, priceless!!
DeleteThank you for the link, I had a good laugh to go with my coffee! The comments are as hilarious as the wonk eyed wonder herself.
DeleteGawd, A Christmas book! Palin is such a fraud!!! She'll do anything for a dollar!! Fleece those Christians Ganny Grifter, they are your only source for income!!
DeletePerfect lunchtime reading! Thanks, guys!!
DeleteI don't know why they're so uppity about christmas trees. It's not like jesus was born underneath one. The act of bringing plants inside a domicile during the winter months is from pagan times too. Hey, Christians! There is NOTHING originally Christian about Jesus' existence (son of god, born to a virgin, ressurected after 3 days) OR the holiday created to celebrate his birth. It's ALL borrowed from other religions and mythologies.
DeleteAnother good quote from the article,
Delete"Christmas books are like Christmas albums: They are not things you make and announce in March when your career is going anywhere good."
Marz, even the artistic depictions of the angels and haloes and whatnot were borrowed from Classical household-god worshiping traditions. There's nothing Christian about anything Christmassy.
DeleteI love the part where when referring to the founding fathers and their original intents, when everyone carried guns and the celebration of Christmas was banned by the moosl WAIT BANNED BY THE PILGRIMS?? Original intent indeed!
DeleteThanks for posting this link!
Lawd, this insufferable bitch doesn't see the commercialization of trig laying beside a mountain of presents in front a giant Christmas tree. Gawd every Christmas card is one of her dysfunctional kids. Where is Jesus in any of her past holiday cards? she is a first class hypocrite to the max.
ReplyDeleteThe bitch doesn't go to church because she is too lazy and she wants to preach to others?. And when she went to church (way back when) it's around a voodoo preacher talking in tongues. That is sooo Christian like.
The clown doesn't get it yet. she is finish, washed-up, old hat, ratchet, thirsty etc. I guess we just have show her again by low books sales and poor crowd turn-outs during her book tour.
Her tweets sound like they were written by a 5th grader, her "statement" sounds relatively intellectual and she thinks people don't notice the difference? What a dud.
ReplyDeleteLast Christmas, Sarah posted a message about the wise men and how they were told to follow the star.......wrong. She should actually go to church or read her bible before she writes a book on Christmas.
ReplyDeleteHell, if she can't get Paul Revere right, what makes you think she can get ANYTHING in the bible right?
DeleteShe has to learn to read first and then she has to actually READ it and then she has to be able to understand it. (As if anybody can with all the contradictions.)
NUTS! The bitch is too lazy!
I am surprised that pastors, preachers and priests aren't the ones speaking out about the commercialization of Christmas. They are the ones who should be reminding people that the holiday is supposed to celebrate a birth that they consider holy. The Folks at Fox are the ones who have decided that there is a "war on Christmas" every year. Talk about your ginned up controversy.
ReplyDeleteAs for Sarah, the last time that we saw a photo of Sarah in church, it was the witch doctor "laying hands" on her head and casting some kind of spell. Sarah loves to talk the talk but I wonder if she has been to church since they had that fire.
I read this comment on another blog and it makes me wonder why doesn't Sarah Palin write or talk about sex trafficking instead of a ghost written Christmas book?
ReplyDeleteHas anybody noticed that Bristol and Sarah both talk and post things about God, against President Obama, about handicap kids, giving birth instead of abortions, against Gay marriages and some other things but for some reason or reasons, those two refuses to talk about – address – fight against – speak up for – champion any thing against or related to sex trafficking, pimping and prostitution of women, children, male or females wether its in Alaska or any where else?
Those two, Bristol and Sarah, both get paid to speak, both have Me Me Me books and Me Me Me reality shows but not a word on, about or against sex trafficking.
Sarah and Todd Palin even endorses and campaigns for politicians but won’t speak out against or help fight sex trafficking.
What about the Anchorage Police Dept and Alaska’s Governor Parnell? They are not actively pursuing local sex trafficking or more people would of been arrested. Who are they protecting?
Interesting isn’t it?
So now the Palins are pimping out Christmas?
ReplyDeleteThat's okay with me as long as they stop pimping out Alaskan single struggling mothers with handicap children.
Last Christmas. she wrote about how Christmas was the holiest day of the year, and was shot down by many of us, pointing out that Easter is the essential celebration for all Christians
ReplyDeleteOur Pilgrim fathers ignored Christmas as a pagan ritual. Only in the 1840s, when Prince Albert was in England, did he bring things like the Christmas tree and St. Nicholas to England from Germany, and thence to these shores.
A faithful Chistian friend of mine is all for removing the tinsel, the carols, the over-the-top sentimentality from Christmas, so that real Christians honor the day, in church, quietly, away from the commercialization of Christmas His is not a "war against Christmas" but a desire to return the event back to the simple religious route from which it came.
I do not mention the pagan, Saturnalian basis for putting the birth of Christ in late December, which is a commngling of many different faiths, at the Saturnalia.
Just because the Palins had an Xmas tree and carols -- tra la, tra la -- doesn't mean they know the meaning of Christmas or honor the birth of Christ. That's done in our hearts, not in our town square,our school room, or in the aisle sof Wal-Mart.
:Look up Prince Albert, Sarah.. You celebrations are German of the 19th c.
P.S. Sarah, you need a copywriter who knows how to use punctuation, including hypens. Otherwise, you look illiterate. Oops. Maybe you are.
ReplyDeleteMAYBE?
DeleteGryphen, please correct your post. Sarah Palin's GHOSTWRITER is writing a book. Sarah isn't writing anything and it should be broadcast as such far and wide. She can't write, she's just taking someone else's words and putting her name to them, like the thief that she is.
ReplyDelete$arah Palin is Scrooge/grinch all year round. Fuck her.
ReplyDeleteP.P.S. Sarah, many evangelicals do not celebrate Christmas as idolitrous. Neither of my devote cousins do. This is not a universal "American" holiday that the Godless are trying to stamp out. It is a private, religious observance for those who believe in it. There's no "war" or Xmas. You get your day off from work, even though it's a separate religious observance. Enough is enough. We all do not need to believe in Santa Claus and tinsel and mega-gift giving to believe in the birth of Christ, or not to believe in it. It's a private, religious observance.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Feels a little vaporware-like to me...just like her 'fitness' book.
ReplyDeleteChristmas is an easy subject, and one that will trigger the Pavlovian response of Sarah's dwindling fan base.
ReplyDeleteThis strikes me as a pretty desperate move. No one wants to read about her life. Boring. She can't write about that anymore.
No one wants to read her views on current events. The power players in her own party have denounced her as a farce. She's stuck now gathering what change the fringe elements throw her.
An earlier comment lumped her in with "the rich." No, no, no. Sarah Palin is a rube who came into some money due to an extraordinary twist of fate and bad GOP judgment. But her family is white trash, and white trash tends to blow through money as fast as they come into it.
She'll be scrambling for dollars more and more as time goes on and at some point when the dough runs out, one of her kids will wise up and realize that there's a hidden vein of gold in the untold truth about Trig Palin. When that happens, Sarah will find out what it's like to be thrown under the bus and she'll find herself remembered forever, but for all the wrong reasons.
But that could take a loooong time. Trig would be old enough to understand a lot of what's going on if an expose came out. A better idea is hackers getting hold of the relevant birth documents NOW.
DeleteYou don't get it, the confession of Trig is going to be her next biggest money-maker. Ten years, 15, 20. . .Oprah-like appearances on major news networks to discuss the gamble she took in covering for a family-way secret as a freshman Governor, especially of a special needs child that she opened her servant's heart to to go to lengths to pretend to gestate and deliver under a miraculous wild-ride.
DeleteThe fundy's will throw her on their shoulders again, heralding her selflessness and life-choosing walk of walks.
The normal world will finally understand just how conniving she was in "conceiving" this pro-life plan (not conceiving an actual baby) to defraud the country of their votes for an ambitious woman that wanted to be vaulted into the White House with as little qualifications and effort as possible.
The fallback to her loss was still unimagined celebrity and wealth.
How about Sarah Palin writing a book on the consequences of dropping your panties and screwing before marriage?
ReplyDeleteSarah has 3 generations of Palin-Heath pregnancies before marriage to do her research from.
It might help out Piper.
This sounds like a subject she can actually handle. There's nothing to know, just a bunch of nonsense to recycle that someone else has already come up with. Perfect for nitwit Sarah. As for warring on Shitmas, I'm all up in that and have been for a while. I hate that stupid holiday. In fact, I hate the entire part of the year from Thanksgiving until that crap is over. Tacky decorations, bad music, buying useless crap because you have to? Stupid.
ReplyDeleteShitmas! Love it.
DeleteBut I do truly like T-giving.
If Sarah were smart, LOL, she would do a book on T-giving. An rill Amurican story that she could decorate with recipes and whatnot.
After the Paul Revere regaling, I don't think I could handle her version of the First Thanksgiving! SNORT!
DeleteI know just the cover photo for that book too! LOL!
DeleteSince I've escaped from religion, I could care less about xmas as well. The only thing that I enjoy is baking and dressing up the house because it's cold and dark in winter. Who cares about Christmas presents - its a trick to boost the economy at the end of the year.
DeleteI hate easter, too, but make a killer antipasto and bread for the day.
I so wish i could get back literally the years of my life spent in church in my youth.
So ALL proceeds from the 12 books sold will go to charity right?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin makes baby Jesus cry.
ReplyDeleteId there was a baby jesus.....
DeleteHow can people bitch and moan about the over-commercialization of Christmas when they're the ones buying Christmas trees, Christmas lights, Hallmark ornaments, Christmas cards, Christmas gifts, Christmas cookies, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer DVDs, Christmas sweaters? They throw Christmas parties. Bake Christmas treats. Guzzle eggnog.
ReplyDeleteI've asked Christians why they get so touchy about Christmas no longer necessarily being *just* for Christians (taking the Christ out). I mean, would a good, humble Christian not take joy in knowing that one of their religious holidays offers joy, comfort, and a sense of togetherness that transcends religious boundaries?
Me and my husband are atheists and we have celebrated most Christmases he's been home for (military), albeit half-assed sometimes. But as the years went by, we realized we didn't like the concept of expectation during the holidays. We tend to buy surprise gifts for each other randomly throughout the year instead of relying on birthdays and various holidays to guide our shopping habits. Just part of how we made up for missing each other so much. Now that we have a son, my husband doesn't want to celebrate Christmas in any sort of way (sometimes we get a tree or put up lights, but never much more than that). He says he doesn't want to lie to our son about Santa, and if you take Santa out of the equation he doesn't want to confuse our son by having to explain why we, a nonreligious household, celebrate a holiday that has religious connotations. He sees it as teaching our son to compromise his own beliefs for others.
People-- Christians least of all-- should need a national holiday and an entire month of xmas-carol-brainwashing to remind them to be charitable human beings.
Exactly how isolated do you want your son to be from other children?
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DeleteIsolated? Oh, you mean like all the atheists, Jews, Hindus, Muslims, Buddhists et al?
WTF.
Anonymous 9:57 AM "Exactly how isolated do you want your son to be from other children?"
DeleteThat response above really pisses me off!!!!! If Marz, an atheist, doesn't celebrate Christmas she's isolating her son from other children. Exactly!!!!!!! That's the fucking problem you asshole! The "Christian/Christmas" war on NON-Christians. We're FORCED to participate in a sick, fucked up, twisted spectacle we don't want any part of. We're FORCED to throw our children into the middle of this disgusting farce or WE'RE the ones "isolating" our children from other children. Christmas makes me sick.
9:57am
DeleteI grew up Atheist and we didn't celebrate xmas but I still had lots of friends. Just as some of my friends believed in god our family simply didn't. Easy peasy, takes all types to make this world go 'round ya know. Open your mind, it's not that hard.
That pic of Trig is one of the most reprehensible thing I've ever seen. Baby in a Box! Pure exploitation.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous8:19 AM
Delete"Baby in a Box"....is that how she received the little guy ya think?
Of course the first thing that popped in my head when I read "Baby in a Box" was Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg's video....
"Dick in a Box"...Goggle it...it's hilarious! LOL!!
Bwah, haaaa haaaa.
DeleteD in a B - one of the funniest damn skits EVER. Just thinking about it makes me giggle.
DeleteDoes this mean Santa will not be bringing those Palin kids there much needed condoms and birth control pills this Christmas season?
ReplyDeleteWhat about all those condoms and face cloths Todd had on his Christmas list? He planned on hanging out alot in Anchorage.
And what's happening with the much-anticipated (choke, cough) "fitness" novelette? Was that shelved seeing that the only diet advice Scarah could give involves bulimia and heavy recreational drug use? Or should we expect a volume of "works" written by SarahPAC's ghostwriters, soon to be available as a boxed set on late night TV? What's next, "Sarah's Field Guide to Easter Egg Hunting with Assault Rifles"?
ReplyDeleteIsn't palin advocating for Christmas kinda like Colonel Sanders advocating for chickens?This bitch never fails to stun with the disconnect.
ReplyDeleteCan we talk about the Christmas picture of the baby Trig?
ReplyDeleteCan we discuss the possible ways that the child in this Christmas picture could be smaller than the child onstage with the Palins at the 2008 RNC? December, 2008 comes AFTER August, 2008. Children do NOT grow smaller, or less developed.
There is only one way that that could happen...this Christmas picture of Trig was taken for Christmas, 2007!
Baby's First Christmas - 2007.
Prop-baby. Stand-in-Trig. Whatever happened to the kid with the ruffled ear?
DeleteThere's no prop baby. Ruffled ear baby's name is Trig.
DeleteYou know, you are on to something. Let's say that 'Trig' was born, as Sarah swears, in April, 2008. OK? So this photo is labeled as Christmas, 2009. Trig (if it was taken in November, 2009) would have been appx. 19-months-old. Right??
DeleteNo flipping way that baby is 19 months old. No way. Something or someone more than likely is sure lying about something.
Cracklin Charlie, you are the master sleuth!!!
DeleteThe incredible shrinking baby theory makes the wild ride look credible by comparison. Wouldn't Sarah telling the truth be easier than the 10,000 lies she and others have to tell to support the bullshit baby hoax?
Exactly, buy junk you do not need, for people you may not like with money you do not have. Most people go into debt for the new year, not a good idea.
ReplyDeleteAs, christmas trees are a nightmare for people with allergies. I have to heavily use antihistimines just to go grocery shopping. Once a live tree warms up in your living room, it starts to shed all thoes mold and mildew spores. Yuck.
Mel69
As a kid, we got a live Xmas tree one year and it made me extremely sick. I got yelled at because I dared to say something.
DeleteSo the infamous wild Alaskan dingbat wants to put christ back in christmas. Well, she definitely put the cunt back in our country, so good luck with that you piss poor excuse for a human.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have to ask you Mrs. Pimp, just what the hell do you think it is that you know about Jesus Christ? The only time you probably ever utter his name is while cursing. You know, like when you pray to your vicious pit bull god to punish all of those naughty people that don't believe a word that comes pooping out of your lying pie-hole.
God damned you a long time ago, you whining, worthless, wimp. As my Grandma used to say, "You're not worth the powder to blow you to hell."
Can someone please check out the "doxx" links on exposed.su to find out what dirt they have on Sarah Palin? I'm at work so I can't do this myself.
ReplyDeleteThis is a big story today... a Russian hacker released financial info for a bunch of celebs and pols. Sarah was in the list.
Info here: http://gawker.com/5990063/obama-clinton-biden-jay+z-doxxed-hackers-snag-financial-records-socials-credit-reports
I know, we need to get them on babygate duty!! Hack into MatSu hospital.!!
DeleteCan we see Sarah Palin's account? I bet that would be very enlightening.
DeleteO’Donnell Eulogizes ‘Lobbyist’ Scott Brown’s Political Career With Elaborate Sarah Palin Analogy
ReplyDelete“This is Scott Brown’s full Palin.” MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell used his “Rewrite” segment Monday night to pay tribute to Scott Brown‘s political career, which he deemed dead today after the former Massachusetts senator and one-time GOP presidential prospect announced that he would be taking a job with Boston law firm Nixon Peabody.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/odonnell-eulogizes-lobbyist-scott-browns-political-career-with-elaborate-sarah-palin-analogy/
How cute that Mrs Palin has started fomenting the Hate so far ahead of time. How much more unpatriotic can she get? She really hates America.
ReplyDeleteWon't it be nice when the lamestream media and their cameras follow her to make sure that Sarah Christmas actually goes to church for once in her Godless life? We already know she'll try to just drop by the Big Lunch for a photo op, so an eye needs to be kept on her (much like Putin) to make sure she walks into the church and stays the whole time, and coughs up actual US currency. I won't believe it until I see it with my own eyes.
And Bristol - hey, Bristol, better start sharpening up those fake praying skills, that was a pathetic display of insincere praying on your unreality show. Both you and your sister need to work harder to fake sincerity, you lazy roundheels! Your mother can help you, she can fake anything...
How many roubles do you suppose the Russians might want for Trig's birth certificate? And do we really care any more? I noticed that when Andrea Faye Freeman fought back against the Palin attacks on her, they retired Trig from show business overnight. I'm happy to wait and we can get all the info free of charge down the trail.
I would like to complain about Christmas being over-commercialized, by selling a book to complain about people using Christmas to sell things.
ReplyDeleteClassic.
Twas the night before Palin
ReplyDeleteGot her first royalty check
For a book about Christmas
Gift-wrapping her dreck
Her toys were the British
Who had come for our guns
Which we need to protect bankers
As they steal our funds
And she sicked a moose
On a caroling throng
Saying they're socialists
Who got Christmas all wrong
But then there on HuffPost
There arose such a clatter
Telling Sarah to stuff it
'Cause she didn't matter
Excellent.
DeleteM from MD
Sarah prays to the father, the son,
ReplyDeleteand her holy ghost writer.
Win!
Delete:)
DeleteSo she's marketing a book at Christmas about the commercialization of Christmas! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWhat a hypocrite. A book criticizing the over commercialization of Christmas being released just in time for the Christmas shopping season.
ReplyDeleteDoes this person realize that Christmas started out as a pagan festival, with absolutely nothing to do with Jesus? Does she realize that Christmas was actually outlawed in most parts of early America due to these ties? I find it funny how Christians constantly revise history to suit their fancy. In the case of Palin, she neither has a clue about the history of Christmas/Saturnalia, so I am not at all surprised.
Yep, if she really meant it she'd just post the manuscript on her Facebook for FREE! Instead, she's going to make money off criticizing making money. Bitch truly has no self awareness.
DeleteI hope she doesn't forget the chapter on how to shoot the reindeer from a helicopter.
ReplyDeleteAnd let's remember the miracle birth from stuffing a pillow up one's shirt and voila - a baby is born.
DeleteWill it be a pop up book?
ReplyDeleteI was home sick for a few days and, even though I dozed on and off a lot, saw some of the Jodi Arias trial. As Jodi seemed really 'off' to me, I googled just the word 'sociopath.' I found and clicked on several simple articles, such as listing the 10 prominent behaviors of a sociopath, etc. I kept seeing Sarah Palin described in each of the articles! I now view her with that understanding, so nothing that she does surprises me. Everthing that she does is for her own benefit, religion is something to be used, and absolutely nothing is sacred. Lying is second nature, and she will actually believe her own lies eventually. Very scary, and very eye-opening. I feel very sorry for her children or anyone, really, who has any kind of close association with her.
ReplyDeleteIt would be great if she'd complete a full Arias on the Toad, better yet, on all the schlubs at CPAC.
DeleteSarah Palin must be okay with exploiting Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteDidn't Governor Sarah Palin have a photo op with turkeys getting massacred and slaughtered in numbers behind her?
There goes Sarah again.
"DO AS I SAY.... NOT AS I DO!"
What happened to her diet and fitness book? Is that coming out before her Christmas book? I was so looking forward to all of $arah's fitness secrets like Meth and Skinny White Mochas.
ReplyDeleteSuch a media Hoe!
ReplyDeleteWhat are the chances that she plugs the 'book' during her CPAC screech?
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many books her family will buy per person?
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's where all the SarahPAC "postage" fees go.
DeleteWAIT A SECOND!!!
ReplyDeleteIT'S NOT OKAY FOR OTHERS TO COMMERCIALIZE CHRISTMAS
BUTTTTT
IT'S OKAY FOR SARAH PALIN TO SELL BOOKS THAT CONDEMNS COMMERCIALIZING CHRISTMAS BY SELLING CHRISTMAS BOOKS SHE'S HAVING WRITTEN FOR HER THAT CONDEMNS CHRISTMAS THAT POOR FOLKS COULD BUY FOR STOCKING STUFFERS AND ITS OKAY FOR THE TODD PALIN TO COMMERCIALIZE SINGLE STRUGGLING ALASKAN MOTHERS INTO THE WORLD OF PROSTITUTION AS LONG AS IT'S NOT BEING COMMERCIALIZED AND AS LONG AS IT'S NOT BRISTOL BEING USED TO TURN TRICKS.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS FROM THE PALINS
Hey Bitch, we are all still here, LAUGHING at you and your dumb ass family. Have Todd write a book too,also. "PIMP, the Story of my Life".
ReplyDeleteRAM, is that you?
DeleteKinda disingenuous complaining about cashing in on Christmas when cashing in on anything she can is exactly what she's all about.
ReplyDeleteIncluding her seemingly never-ending literary tour-de-non-forces
~Canuck~
Oh, yes, Sarah Palin doing a 'christmas' book! The fine christian she is NOT!
ReplyDeleteHad to get married - pregnant w/Track who is suppose to actually be the son of Curt Menard and not Todd 'the pimp'! Had affairs that have been proven and documented. Took drugs (in a bar in Wasilla for all to see!) and is rumored to be doing it of late. She and her family members do not attend church in Wasilla and haven't been seen there in years, which is also documented. Pimps people for money - was proven to be unethical by the Alaska Legislature even though she denied it when running w/McCain. She lied about the fact the 'new' pipeline was under construction in Alaska when she was running w/McCain. The pipeline has never been approved or constructed in Alaska! She quit the private jobs she had or was fired - Channel 2 TV in Anchorage (an example), etc. She has raised kids that are and were delinquents. Bristol had a child out of wedlock. Track was a delinquent - had to get married - had a child and divorced the wife in very short time!
Her talking Jesus and Christmas makes me want to laugh. I truly believe hell awaits her! She's a liar and fraud and has always been!
I thought Sarah Palin was "writing" a book about fitness. She's changed her mind, I guess, to go along with all those other far right politicos, trying to steal Christmas. Well, she won't get away with it! I'm so tired o how the GOP stole the concepts of "freedom" and "liberty" and "the First Amendment" and certain parts of the "Constitution." Now that want to take Christmas hostage. No way! I don't mind saying "Happy Holidays" or sending cards with that message to friends who may or may not be trimming a Christmas tree.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin needs to grow up. Her tantrum a couple of years ago over the White House Christmas card was simply ludicrous. That junked-up crassly commercial photo card of Trip doesn't seem to full of the real Christmas spirit to me, especially knowing how she used has used that child for personal gain ever since he was born to someone else.
Beaglemom
Just for clarity's sake, it's supposed to be Trig in that xmas photo.
DeleteThat photo says that Trig was a gift from God. It does not say that Sarah gave birth to him. It just says that she opened a package and there he was. She found him under the tree. Oh, that doesn't work? How else do you explain the fact that Sarah didn't look pregnant, no one knew that she was pregnant until she announced that she was supposed to be 7 months along. Trig was a gift, all right, a gift that Sarah was more than happy to use as her political prop. I wonder why we don't see much of Trig any more.
DeleteAnon at 2:22 pm. Ooops. I meant Trig.
DeleteBeaglemom
Bristol can also pen a best selling self help book. "My Grandma and Mama taught me how to give it away, and stay a Virgin".
ReplyDeleteThat foam pad looks just like the one Beyonce wore. Even notice how both Palin and Beyonce never met a camera they did not like (Beyonce pays a videographer to document nearly every minute of her waking day)but there is no footage of the births.
ReplyDeleteMany have been saying that Palin will give up her pursuit of politics and instead pursue a career as a televangelist. This seems to be her first foray into that arena.
ReplyDeleteSadly again it's an area that she is not familiar with. Don't hold your breath for her to go away and study up.
DeleteWhat happened to her health and fitness book: Methisthenics?
ReplyDeleteSarah's tweet made fun of Mayor Bloomberg trying to get people to cut down on sugary soda. She made fun of the Nanny State telling her what she could put in her refrigerator. After that, how could Sarah write a book and tell people what to eat and what to put in their refrigerator?
DeleteGood point 3:06
DeleteAlso, how is a banning the sale of a Big Gulp sized drink telling her what to put in HER fridge?
Do you think there will be a chapter on special Palin Christmas music, like "It's Hard Out There For A Pimp On A Silent Night?"
ReplyDeleteAnd in other important breaking political news... John McCain wishes Mitt Romney happy birthday! If Mitt didn't have half a billion he'd be just as irrelevant as Sarah.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/311489331195936768
That Trig photo couldn't have been from 2009 or even xmas of 2008. The baby in the box is an infant, so unless they pre-staged an xmas greeting card in the spring or summer of 2008, when Trig was an infant. Trig in this photo only looks a little bigger than in his "greeting" photos from the hospital, with Sally and Chuck. Very odd photo indeed as infant Trig would have been much larger than this at xmas 2008 if he had been born on the stated 4/18/08 date.
ReplyDeleteJust how many TriG surrogates have there been?
DeleteThank you.
DeleteThis photograph obviously shows a Trig that is smaller, and less physically developed than the child onstage with the Palins at the 2008 RNC. The picture must have been taken for Christmas, 2007. A few months later, he posed with his great-grandparents in the hall of the Mat-Su hospital on the day of his official "birth". So who was born that day, in April of 2008? That would have to be Tripp, who an eyewitness (Tank Jones) described in Spring of 2009 as looking like a one year old child. Of course he looked like a one year old, because he was one year old in spring, 2009.
And the child pictured above IS Trig, there is only one Trig. Sarah Palin would not pay to raise any child that wasn't her own, or her daughter's. She simply tried to turn the lemons produced by her eldest daughter into lemonade.
I think that when the real Trig was too sick to appear in public, the Palins used a stand-in Trig. Sarah wouldn't pay to raise another child, but she would "borrow" one. The Christian adoption services have some available.
DeleteThere are some photos of Trig that just don't look like the kid in the other photos. Glasses, no glasses. Shorter than Tripp, the same size as Tripp or bigger than Tripp. Or maybe Trig is a shape-shifter.
"According to the publisher, the book will advocate “reserving Jesus Christ in Christmas." Doesn't Jesus get to be part of Easter any more? What does this mean? I think that the publisher sounds just like Palin. I'm going to reserve a table at a restaurant, and I'm going to make an airplane reservation. Now, I can reserve the Christ in Christmas, too, also.
ReplyDeleteOh puleeeeze..We all know about the commercialism of Christmas! I sure don't need to read her book about it! Just another way to keep her name in the mix and try to grift a few bucks.
ReplyDeleteLol, someone should write a book about all the people like Palin writing "non-books"...nothing of interest to read!
So if Sarah is writing a book about Christmas, does that mean that she's out of politics? No more PAC? No more donations and free trips? If that's the case, then I'll take a dozen books and ask her to put Christ back in Easter, too. We've been paying too much attention to bunnies, chick and chocolate eggs and not the religious meaning that holiday.
ReplyDeleteNothing says fighting the commercialization of Christmas like having a product out there, ready to sell, just in time for Christmas.
She's out all right..she's been out of politics since she resigned her elected office as governor.
Deleteno shred of credibility has she...
except among those over at the C4Pee
they remain steadfast in their admiration
for the woman who's nothing but an abomination
and who's campaign slogan now is 'me, me, me!'
Ah, the Pees are talking about Rush Limbaugh having said that "there is an opening in the Republican Party" and they are all jumping up and down saying that Sarah should step into it. Please let her because as long as they remain the party of NO and the party of absolute stupid religious wingnuttery, the better is is for Progressives, of both the Independent and Democratic parties. Keepin' 'em dumb is exactly how WE Win!
ReplyDeleteThose poor people that buy into this are just the most sad individuals that I've ever encountered, either in person or on the web. They just don't get it.
Palin also “will share personal memories and traditions from her own Christmases and illustrate the reasons why the celebration of Jesus Christ’s nativity is the centerpiece of her faith.”
ReplyDeleteI thought that for most Christians, it was Christ's resurrection that was the centerpiece of their faith. If Sarah is all about Jesus being born,then she must think that that immaculate conception thing works as a good excuse in her family, too. And, she likes the idea of people traveling for twelve days just to bring her presents.
Doesn't Sarah find anything in the teachings of Jesus to form a part of her faith?
Those Christmas memories... when she sat on her Daddy's lap negotiating her christmas gifts. Or how about the time Chucky said her underwear smelled like peppermints!!!
ReplyDeleteThose Christmas memories when she sat on daddy's lap right before bedtime and the rumors we've read is that daddy made her sleep naked.
DeleteThey call that a "peppermint punani". It involves a peppermint candy, and a vagina. Also too, "peppermint patty" involves an altoid or peppermint candy in the mouth, while giving oral. Peppermints are good times! Ah, Christmas memories....don't even ask about "Candy Cane", you don't even want to know ;-)
Delete4:17pm
DeleteDon't be slanderous. I was a friend of hers ( I thought I was, anyway), and she didn't sit in her dad's lap completely naked. She told us that he made her wear socks, because her feet were as ugly then as the are now. So that's not completely naked, now is it? So what if she only wore panties whenever she left the house. Be mature and tell facts.
Seriously people, come on, there only 287 days until Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThat's only 286 days to run her X-mas book scam.
DeleteWhy the late start?
NEWS FLASH #1
ReplyDeleteYOU'VE READ IT HERE IN IMMORAL MINORITY
I figured out how the Palin Christmas Book Scam is going to work.
With Sarah, Bristol, the Palins and Heaths there's always a catch to their scams and con jobs.
You can count on the sun coming up in the mornings, count on the Palins being lazy, you can surely count on sales of this Palin Christmas book being part of a SarahPac fundraiser scam.
SarahPac will buy thousands of these books and if you donate $100 to SarahPac then you will receive a personally signed copy by Sarah Palin herself to give away for Christmas.
Yea, supposedly going to be written by a wonderful christian woman!!! My ass! She is a fraud, liar and cheat! Doesn't even attend church which is a proven fact in Wasilla, AK. None of her family does!
ReplyDeleteNEWS FLASH #2
ReplyDeleteYES THE PALINS ARE ALWAYS THINKING OF SCAMS
YOU'VE READ IT HERE IN IMMORAL MINORITY
I figured out how the Palin Christmas Book Scam is going to work.
With Sarah, Bristol, the Palins and Heaths there's always a catch to their scams and con jobs.
You can count on the sun coming up in the mornings, count on the Palins being lazy, you can surely count on sales of this Palin Christmas book being part of a SarahPac fundraiser scam.
I predict this Christmas book thingy of Sarah Palin is only a small part of the big picture!
Sarah Palin will resurrect herself as an Evangelist speaker at churches and whatnots and after she speaks she will have carnival barkers selling her Christmas books outside the venue like music bands sells CDs and keychains after their concerts.
SarahPac will buy thousands of these books and if you donate $100 then you will receive a personally signed copy by Sarah Palin herself to give away for Christmas.
Can you say "MONEY LAUNDERING"?
Caint ya just see Creepy Chuckie Heath Sr and of course Jr too out there selling their Sarah Palin books alongside those carnival barkers right next to Bristol along with Tripp who is selling her personally signed books as well.
Delete***(That's Tripp her son - not Tripp who was Todd's girlfriend)
If y'all lucky, you might even see Tri-G out there along with Grandma Sally Heath selling those books.
DeleteThere's even a chance of Evangelist Sarah getting her EBay niece out there selling some of Sarah's used shoes, clothes and undies that she got for free that were originally paid for by your donations to SarahPac.
Just like one of those "get out of my repo'd trailer park flea market parking lot sales".
This sounds like it might involve a BUS. Oh god not that again.
DeleteDon't ya know that Bristol is the second coming of Jesus and Sarah is God the Almighty!
ReplyDeleteI thought Bristol was the Born Again Virgin?
DeleteDid she lose her virginity again? Man she's always losing or misplacing it.
Okay let's get the search party again. Start at all the campgrounds and work your way towards a McDonald's.
They are rewriting Bristol's book so that it was an immaculate conception, not a camping trip and some wine coolers. That's one of the reasons that Sarah thinks that the nativity is the cornerstone of her faith. She has always believed that immaculate conception story, especially when her mother told her she was pregnant before she married Chuck Heath Sr. Sarah loved that story when she told Todd that she was pregnant. Then, there was Track, then there was Chuckie Jr. Yes, Sarah is right to make the nativity the center of her faith-- while most Christians think that it's the REBIRTH, the resurrection that's important.
DeleteAnother precious moment or possible disaster (!) averted when Chucky, while searching the woods with Sarah for a Christmas tree, froze his pee pee. Dang cold weather but that happens when you pee outside like regular Alaskan men. Sarah, ever the little nurse, sat on his lap in the truck all the way home so he wouldnt bust a kidney. Now that's a good Christian girl respecting her parents according to biblical ways.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Chucky told the grandkids that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer lived in his pants!
ReplyDeleteI thought that Chuck Heath Sr. shot the 8 reindeer and Rudolph when they got too close to this house. First, he passes the venison off as moose stew. Sounds more folksy. And, he put the antlers on his front lawn for everyone to see what a good shot he is. Santa better watch his butt.
DeleteNo! I think Todd pimped out Rudolph to his redneck buddies who couldn't afford Todd's asking price for his girlfriend prostitute Shailey Tripp?
DeleteThat's the funniest thing I've read all week!
DeleteRudolph? Do you mean Ruddy from the east side of Wasilla? Tyrone's little brother?
DeleteDidn't Sarah or Bristol screw Ruddy? You know the wino with the red nose?
Lifer Lipstick at the pee pond, comments about why she gets paid the big bucks for her screeches: (haha)
ReplyDeleteI really don't get the pay issue.
"How is she suppose to eat? Pay for her children's education etc?
Don't we all work and expect to get paid. (Not counting all the lazy butts living off our tax dollars.)
It is jealously. They can't stand it that she can be paid to speak, and paid quite well. But she delivers and if you can deliver a good message and put butts in the seats at your event, she is worth whatever she agrees to be paid."
"Pay for her children's education etc?" They really do live under rocks...........
Education? Sarah Palin's children?
DeleteMore like pays for Todd's prostitutes.
I guess making several millions of dollars for 60 seconds of work every once in a while and all those $100, 000 speaking fees is not enough to educate those Palin kids.
DeleteSarah barely made enough money for Willow to drop out of high school and go to hair school?
Pay for her children's education?
DeleteWhy would Sarah send her kids to school?
Just a waste of time and money.
All they do is go to school and come home pregnant or the school tells Sarah that her kids needs to be homeschooled because they're interrupting the education of the other children that want to make something of their lives instead of making failed reality shows and look like fools dancing but are too lazy to move their asses on DWTS.
The only Palin that would have any chance in school is Tri-G and the Palins won't even let him wear his glasses.
DeleteSarah still wants him to look like a DS child with a bad haircut, that way she can work the crowds for more money and donations. That's why she has that picture of Tri-G under the X-mas tree.
Or another silly memory of when she saw the Christmas tree eating the baby--it was so funny--unfortunately just another teasy ketamine hallucination.
ReplyDeleteSarah better hurry up and sell those books before Pimp Daddy Todd is arrested for sex trafficking and ruins Sarah's Christmas book debut?
ReplyDeleteKnowing the Sarah Palin Curse that's what's going to happen.
Hilarious COMMENT OF THE DAY at Jezebel.
ReplyDeleteIt has to do with Serror Paylin and this turd of a book also too!
Comment of the Day: Twas the Night Before Palin
"Twas the night before Christmas, or at least looked that way
In Wasilla it snows until April or May.
I sat up in my bed and while darling Todd snored
I puzzled at how I'd see my fame restored"
the rest at http://jezebel.com/5990243/comment-of-the-day-twas-the-night-before-palin
Where does all that Christmas candy come from if Chucky's pockets are full of holes? From Jesus, of course!
ReplyDeleteForgive me, its been a long tortuous week and then stupidity gets rewarded..
Did Chuckie ever tell you the story about how baby Jesus slept in the manger naked?
DeleteSarah is the next Jesus.
Hey, Sarah! Good luck finding three wise men and a virgin in Wasyphyllas! Stuffing a square sofa cushion doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be holding Trip by the heels and shaking spare change out of his pockets every chance she gets. She uses Jesus and Trip for the same purpose, just props to fleece the gullible.
Here is a funny poem from HuffPo...
ReplyDeleteNick Vanocur
Twas the night before Palin
Got her first royalty check
For a book about Christmas
Gift-wrapping her dreck
Her toys were the British
Who had come for our guns
Which we need to protect bankers
As they steal our funds
And she sicked a moose
On a caroling throng
Saying they're socialists
Who got Christmas all wrong
But then there on HuffPost
There arose such a clatter
Telling Sarah to stuff it
'Cause she didn't matter