Wednesday, March 06, 2013

"The Cremation of Sarah Palin." I think my friend Geoffrey Dunn has outdone himself.

There are strange things done in the midnight sun 
By politicians who moil for graft; 
The Juneau jails have their secret tales 
That would make you burn in the ass; 
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, 
And heard every wolf a wailin', 
But none hit the soul, as those two recent polls, 
And the cremation of Sarah Palin. 

Now Sarah Palin was from Wasilla, 
Where methamphetamine runs and flows. 
Why she left Lake Lucille for an outside thrill, 
The good God only knows. 
She was always ambitious, if a little oblivious, 
New York and Hollywood cast their spell; 
Though she lied through her teeth and padded bra underneath, 
That "she'd soon rather live in hell." 

Near Valentine's Day, Todd was grinding his way 
Over the Iron Dog Trail. 
Talk of your cold! Through her Arctic Cat parka's fold, 
It stabbed like a driven nail. 
The only things worse, was listening to her 
When the governorship she was bailin'. 
It was absolutely a curse, and politically perverse, 
To hear the whining of one Sarah Palin. 

Only last month, came a chilling cold front, 
As the Harper and Public Policy polls showed quite clearly, 
Alaskans had had their fill of the Wasilla shrill, 
And no longer loved her so dearly. 
So she turned to Todd, seated right next to God, 
sayin' : "I think I'll cash in with Fox; 
And if I do, I'm pleading that you Free me from Seward's Ice Box." 

On her political deathbead, with Begich ahead, 
Even Hilary trounced her in 2016. 
"It's the cursèd political cold, and it's got right hold, 
'Til I'm chilled clean through to the spleen. 
Yet 'tain't being dead -- it's my awful dread 
Of being ignored that pains; So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, 
You'll cremate my political remains." 

A gal's last need is a thing to heed, 
So Todd swore he would not fail; 
And with her makeup gone, at the streak of dawn; 
But God! she looked ghastly pale. 
She screeched at Todd, and those who blog, 
Raving about days past on the campaign trail in...; 
But come nightfall, a political corpse was all, 
That was left of one Sarah Palin. 

There wasn't a breath in that land of death, 
And Todd hurried on, guilt-ridden, 
With a corpse half hid that he couldn't get rid, 
Because of his promise given; 
It was lashed to the Cat, and it seemed to blat: 
"You may tax your brawn and few brains, 
But you promised true, and it's up to you 
To cremate these last political remains." 

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, 
And the trail has its own stern code. 
As I was a witness, and detested her shallowness, 
In my heart how I cursed poor Todd's load. 
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, 
With Iron Men round in a ring, 
They howled out their woes to the homeless snows-- 
 O God! how I loathed the thing. 

And every day that quiet clay 
Seemed to heavy and heavier grow; 
And on we went, though the machines were spent, 
And the meth was getting low; 
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, 
But I swore I would not give in; 
And we'd often sing to the hateful thing, 
And it hearkened with a grin. 

Then Todd heard the shrill of Lake Lucille, 
And a derelict there lay; 
It was jammed in the ice, but he saw in it twice 
A float plane called the "Alice May." 
And he looked at it, and he thought for a bit, 
And then glanced at his frozen chum; 
"Alas, here," said he, with some hidden glee, 
"Is my cre-ma-tor-eum." 

Some planks he tore from the cabin floor, 
And I watched as he lit the pyre; 
Some gas he found that was laying around, 
And he poured the fuel ever higher; 
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared-- 
Such a blaze you seldom see blazin,' 
As Ailes, Schmidt and Rove added fuel to the stove, 
They stuffed in poor Sarah Palin. 

Then I made for a hill, so I could witness the thrill, 
I confess my heart started to glow; 
And Alaskans smiled, her record reviled, 
Arctic winds began to blow. 
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled, 
Down my cheeks and I don't know why; 
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak 
Went streaking across the midnight sky. 

I do not know how long in the snow 
I wrestled with a grisly fear; 
But the stars came out and they danced about 
Ere again I ventured near; 
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: 
"I'll just take a peep inside. 
I guess she's cooked, and it's time I looked..." 
Then the door I opened wide. 

And there sat the Quitter, typing a Twitter, 
In the heart of the furnace roar; 
And she wore that sneer the country did fear, 
Screeching: "Shut that flippin' door. 
It's fine in here, but let's face it, don't grace it, 
In Alaska all I do is smoke crack; 
So I'm leaving Wasill' and Lake Lucille 
And giving a speech at CPAC." 

There are strange things done in the midnight sun 
By politicians who moil for graft; 
The Juneau jails have their secret tales 
That would make you burn in the ass; 
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, 
And heard every wolf a wailin', 
But none hit the soul, as those two recent polls, 
And the cremation of Sarah Palin. 

God that was brilliant! This was too good to simply sample here so I cut and pasted the whole poem, I don't think Geoffrey would mind, however I would appreciate it if you could click this link to HuffPo, so that they get the traffic as this was originally posted by Geoffrey over there.

That is good blogging etiquette, don'tcha know?

(By the way in the HuffPo version Geoffrey also provides links to some of his more scandalous claims in the poem.)


  1. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Is that first photo taken before or after she put water in Menard's gas tank causing him to crash and die?

    1. Anonymous10:01 AM

      Curt Menard - the supposed 'real' father of Track. Todd is the one that is suppose to have put water in his gas which brought the plane down and killed him!

    2. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Curtis Menard, father of Track and Piper Indy Grace aka PIG. Wonder what THAT stands for?
      Brilliant poem by Geoffrey!
      I hope now that her politicalThe career in is the "honey pot" Geoffrey and Joe will spill what they couldn't write in their books.
      Must info is being shared. people are pissed! Their kids are locked up while the payme's kids roam free.
      This won't end good. For Sarah and Todd.
      Oops, that song from Bonny & Clyde just came to me, lol. Pretty fitting for this post and her Cremation aka career.

    3. Anonymous12:01 PM

      Hmm, The Ballad of Jed Clampett is the one that comes into my mind when I think about the WasillaBillies. What's the first thing you know?

      Wool, furse thang ya-no ol' Saree's uh millya Nair...

      I cant do this. Where's Blue State Gal?

    4. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Stop slandering people. You look stupid and make your team look like asshats.

    5. Anonymous4:26 PM

      Locked up? Wow, you're so nasty and ignorant it must suck to be you.

    6. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Anonymous4:26 PM

      Watch those "Limited Minutes" Krusty! LOL!!!

  2. Anonymous9:12 AM

    She, Todd, nor any member of her family would not be able to get through this poem - way above their pay-grade. But I'm sure their cunning instincts tell them this is all lies and jealously and smears on their good god fearing family name.

    If she weren't so impossibly boney, I'd say, stick a fork in her, she's done.

    1. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Grow up.

    2. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Sit down....and STFU!

    3. Cracklin Charlie7:58 PM

      Read a book.

    4. Remember, $P and her dullard daughter have "written" more books than they've ever read.

  3. Although I was sorry that Geoffrey didn't incorporate one of the original lines, "For then I turned away, as I didn't want to hear him sizzle so..."

    That was BRILLIANT!

  4. Anonymous9:15 AM

    Courtesy clicking duly done. Thx for telling us to do it.

    I wish he had a reference to the (non) pregnancy hoax in it. I wonder why he doesn't ever mention it.

    1. Anonymous9:43 AM

      He'd be pilloried for doing so. Mainstream media still won't touch BabyGate. Maybe someday....

    2. Anonymous4:16 PM

      Yes, I have surmised the same thing. But I do not KNOW that. Do you? Can anyone give us some chapter and verse re the MSM blackout on this topic? At this point, that is even more serious than the hoax, more serious than the enablers.

      Of course, both McGinnis and Dunn could tell us. But, like everyone else, they are afraid to jeopardise their livelihood.

      Gryphen: true or false?

    3. DoleBoy6:59 PM

      Well, 9:15, look what happened to Andrew Sullivan when he tried to get to the bottom of the true story of the faked pregnancy. It was as if he had leprosy and every other journalist distanced themselves from him. The worst "journalist" was Dave Weigel. I still can't stomach that little twerp.

    4. Yes, he is a slimy one, isn't he?

  5. Masterful. Clicked over and am going back to read the comments later. Only 22 as of now. Thanks for the link, G.


  6. Love it Geoffrey!!! Thx Unc G! I'm almost inspired enough to run out and buy a banjo so I can sing his ditty in our local park and maybe get a few folks dancing on the cremains of her 'career'.

  7. Anonymous9:39 AM

    perfect for a winter day here in 'sconny after we just got 10 inches of snow!

    thanks to both of you for the humor

    "tawdddddddd tawdddddddddd. their making fun of me again"
    where is krusty lately?? lockdown?

  8. Cracklin Charlie9:43 AM

    So very cryptic, and well-written in an almost cathartic fashion. Dunn seems to have a need to get something off his chest. I love it!

    Well done, Dunn!

    1. Anonymous4:24 PM

      Yes, the distortion and exaggeration is perfect liberal propaganda. You all just can't ignore people whom you want to go away, despite the fact that she's basically a private citizen these days. I feel bad for you.

    2. Anonymous4:24 PM

      You're so fucking STUPID! Admit it didn't read this did ya!

    3. Anonymous7:24 PM

      4:24 PM Private citizens don't normally post advice for all 'MURICANS' all over Facebook.

    4. Cracklin Charlie7:53 PM

      Don't feel bad for me. My husband doesn't run a prostitution business, a drug distribution business, or have any need to rub out any of my old boyfriends.

      Did you like the way the author of the poem portrayed Todd Palin as the person who will finish off/cremate whatever remains of Sarah Palin's political career? Maybe it's just because Todd is the last one left in the compound, or maybe there is some other reason for him to be the one to finish her off. Seems a fitting end, either way.

      It would appear that Mr. Dunn has not stopped paying attention.

  9. Anonymous9:43 AM

    Olympic Gold Medal Gymnast Alexandra Raisman Tweets a photo of her and Mark Ballas getting ready to rehearse for DWTS.

    Mark can thank his lucky stars he's got a real athlete with good eating habits and work ethic and whatnot so he won't have to visit a chiropractor all season.

    1. Anonymous11:22 AM

      Mark will be happy but his back will be ecstatic.

      No water buffalo this season!

    2. Anonymous11:23 AM

      Mark has had his share of athletic and talented partners, some of whom he's won DTWS with, Shawn Johnson, Katharine Jenkins, Kristi Yamaguchi and Sabrina Bryan, to name his most talented. Unfortunately he's been stuck with a lot of really untalented hacks as well: Bristol Palin, Shannen Dougherty, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari. After having to dance with Bristol twice, he certainly deserves another season dancing with a qualified partner.

    3. Anonymous4:22 PM

      I see the juveniles are out.

    4. Anonymous4:24 PM

      You miss the point of dwts. There are fans who hate that people with dance experience or are gymnasts are on the show and that they're with pros who make them shoeins. DWTS is about taking people with no dance and teaching them something.

      Haters, as Kirstie Alley says, need to "go eff themselves"

    5. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Anonymous4:24 PM

      Oh dear...could this be....WALLOW?? What up chubby! How's the babies! I see that picture of you and "your girls".... I noticed that they are at...dare I say it....C O L L E G E!

      And you're barely making it at....SNICKER...."Hair school"! LOL!!!

    6. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Another Palin Unwed Teen Mother. Wasillabilly Baby Factory, no 'Daddies' allowed. More Alaska benefits used up by Promiscuous Skanks.
      Does anyone in that Dysfunctional Family have a Job? Pimping and Grifting do not count.

  10. Anonymous9:48 AM

    OMG! F-ing Brilliant!

    1. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Perfect liberal propaganda.

    2. Anonymous4:22 PM

      That's all you got?? Just like a lazy ass Palin...y'all have no idea what words mean and too damn stupid to care...just repeat words they hear over and over! LOL!!

  11. Anonymous10:02 AM


  12. Anonymous10:12 AM

    Some dark stuff in there amidst the humor. Brilliant!

  13. Anonymous10:14 AM

    The Cremation of Sam McGee
    There are strange things done in the midnight sun
    By the men who moil for gold;
    The Arctic trails have their secret tales
    That would make your blood run cold;
    The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see
    Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
    I cremated Sam McGee.

    Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
    Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows.
    He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
    Though he'd often say in his homely way that "he'd sooner live in hell."

    On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
    Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
    If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see;
    It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

    And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
    And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
    He turned to me, and "Cap," says he, "I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
    And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request."

    Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
    "It's the cursèd cold, and it's got right hold till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
    Yet 'tain't being dead—it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
    So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains."

    A pal's last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
    And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
    He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
    And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

    There wasn't a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
    With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid, because of a promise given;
    It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: "You may tax your brawn and brains,
    But you promised true, and it's up to you to cremate those last remains."

    Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
    In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
    In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
    Howled out their woes to the homeless snows— O God! how I loathed the thing.

    And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
    And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
    The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
    And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

  14. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
    It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
    And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
    Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my cre-ma-tor-eum."

    Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
    Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
    The flames just soared, and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
    And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

    Then I made a hike, for I didn't like to hear him sizzle so;
    And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
    It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don't know why;
    And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.

    I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
    But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
    I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: "I'll just take a peep inside.
    I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked"; ... then the door I opened wide.

    And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
    And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close that door.
    It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm—
    Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

    There are strange things done in the midnight sun
    By the men who moil for gold;
    The Arctic trails have their secret tales
    That would make your blood run cold;
    The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see
    Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
    I cremated Sam McGee.

    1. Thanks for providing the original. Judging from the poems in "Rhymes of a Red Cross Man" I think that Mr. Service would share the general opinion of Half-Governor Palin who seems to be more like the brother named John than his twin James.

    2. Er, make that she is more like James than John

    3. Anonymous11:36 AM

      We took my parents to Lake Lebarge when we were driving from Skagway to Anchorage, and they had reading of The Cremation of Sam McGee out by the lake at the lodge where we stayed. It was really chilling and such a fine "far north" experience, even if it was still light at midnight (I've been to readings in Fairbanks at -20 under the northern lights, in the dark and it just seems a more appropriate environment rather than a warm day with 24-hour daylight. Much more comfortable in the summer though, I must admit, even with the skeeters!) Our family totally love all of this hokey "far north gold fever" stuff to the point that one of my brothers became absolutely gold obsessed up here one summer and disappeared for 3 months to go work with some crazy guy in the Wrangell mountains with a suction dredge 30 miles from the closest road. He brought ten grand worth of gold out of the mountains that summer and still has stories to tell.

  15. Anonymous10:19 AM

    Very nice poem. Maybe Sarah can read it at CPAC and save SarahPac's money she would of spent on a speechwriter?

  16. Anonymous10:21 AM

    In the words of Bristol Palin (she doesn't know any other words)

    "AWESOME! "

  17. Anonymous10:49 AM

    OT but it is about Sarah. She has posted some photos of Trig on her Facebook, and Trig does not wear glasses. In fact, there are only a few photos of Trig wearing glasses anywhere on the internet. There is no question that he has eye problems. In the photos of Trig, taken right before the Iron Dog race started, his eyes turn in badly. In one photo on Sarah's Facebook, Trig is staring at an i-pad, maybe in school (or therapy).

    If he cannot see well, then he is missing some information-- not a good thing for his therapy and development. I'd like to guess that the photos of Trig wearing glasses were either a substitute-Trig or fake glasses for the sake of the photo-- but the photos of Trig's eyes turning in make me think that he needs some kind of corrective lenses. We have seen photos of other Palin family members wearing glasses: Sarah, Bristol, Piper.

    The point of Sarah posting photos of Trig is to bring attention to a National Disabilities Day. I think that one of the important lessons about people with disabilities is that they should have every chance at rehabilitation therapy or any kind of therapy that will help them lead as full and rich a life as possible. Denying Trig the chance to see with 20/20 vision is disabling him, not helping him. Some message for honoring the disabled.

    1. Anonymous11:39 AM

      They can operate on the eye for strabismus or "wonky eye". I'll never understand why Sarah never had it done, as vain as she is. It's a very simple procedure; maybe they are planning to fix Trig's eyes. There are corrective lenses and exercises for the condition but they are not always effective.

    2. Anonymous2:50 PM

      Depends on how diligent the caretakers are in getting kid to do the exercises, in large part.

      Oh yeah, Palins - surgery.

      Like Palins> cook?> Taco Bell
      Like Palins> exercise? >lipodissolve

  18. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Did he have his hearing aids in? The child is severely handicapped and Sarah is making no effort to help him learn anything. Plus, I'm sure she gets some nice checks from the feds for ADC and his schooling and therapies.

    1. Anonymous4:20 PM

      Libel. Time to nobodies to stop acting like they're knowitalls regarding things they obviously know nothing about.

    2. Anonymous4:20 PM

      Gibberish. Should have finished high school...can't understand the hillbilly jargon(look it up dummy!) troll! LOL!!

    3. Anita Winecooler6:09 PM

      She's got a point. The damn ez bake ovens take much longer to cook with those newfangled cfl bulbs! Sue them for libel lol!!!!

    4. Anonymous7:07 PM

      4:20 PM Home-Schooling did not work for you. You should have had Sarah buy a G.E.D. for you like she did for all of her kids. Todd was lucky, Pimps don't need an education.

  19. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Sadly, my family's literary bent tended to not rise above the level of quoting Robert Service, so I heard the lilt of Sam McGee in every line of Dunn's poem.

    Thanks, Gryphen, I rarely visit HuffPo any more so I would have missed this poem if you hadn't posted it.

  20. Anonymous11:30 AM

    Trigged is suppose to wear both glasses and hearing aides. A former staff member said that the nannies always had him wearing them but if a photographer was in the area, they had to remove them for the pictures and hand him to his Mama -- and then as soon as pictures had been taken and the media had left, he was given back to the full time nannies (even when Sarah was home.) Palin spends more time in Arizona now than in Alaska and it is a good guess that she realizes that a 22% approval rating in her home state will never return her to the political scene so she will move permanently to Arizona. Closer to where the rich and famous celebrities live.

    1. Anonymous4:19 PM

      Your ignorance is showing. Sarah's been in AK for awhile but AZ, like for many Alaskans, is a vacation spot.

    2. Anonymous4:35 PM

      Remove them because if he actually saw or heard Sarah, he's throw a fit?

    3. Anonymous4:19 PM

      WhoTF cares where Baldy lays that pumpkin size head of hers troll! Just so glad not to see that ugly ass tranny face on TV anymore! YAY to Roger "Jabba the Hut" Ailes for getting rid of her stank ass! LOL!!!

  21. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Hey Gryph! Your guy Mark B is in the mix!

    Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), **Mark Begich (D-AK), Jeff Flake (R-AZ) and Mark Pryor (D-AR) on Wednesday introduced legislation intended to provide clarity on which mentally ill individuals are not eligible to possess firearms.

    According to a press release, the NICS Reporting Improvement Actof 2013, would apply to individuals whose cases are determined by an adjuctive body to be: an imminent danger to themselves or others; found guilty but mentally ill in a criminal case; was not guilty in a criminal case by reason of insanity or mental disease or defect; was incompetent to stand trial in a criminal case; was not guilty only by reason of lack of mental responsibility under the Uniform Code of Military Justice; required involuntary inpatient treatment by a psychiatric hospital; required involuntary outpatient treatment by a psychiatric hospital based on a finding that the person is an imminent danger to himself or to others; and required involuntary commitment to a psychiatric hospital for any reason including drug use.

    At a press conference Wednesday afternoon, Graham was asked why the bill did not address the so-called gun show loophole. The senior South Carolina senator said his concern about such a proposal stems from the difficulty in determining what qualifies as a private sale.

    "The question about regulation about regulating private sales at gun shows: what's a private sale?" Graham said. "The one thing I'm not ever going to support is if I buy a shotgun from Mark [Pryor] or if I give one to a family member, I'm not going to take a federal system that I — and put that into the federal system. That's just not practical."

    1. Anonymous12:33 PM

      I don't agree with all of this. There are people who are "involuntarily" committed not because they are dangerous, but so out of it, that they are in danger of being victims.

      5% of violent crimes are committed by people with mental illness. the other 95% are committed by normal people.

      i think, we should treat gun ownership as car ownership: written test, liability insurance. this will naturally weed out unstable people, and not add stigma to mental illness. With this kind of law, people will not commit their relatives who really really need help to get well.

      anyone with a bRAIN is susceptible to mental illness, it is an organ of our body, susceptible to illness. it could happen to anyone, and it doesn't make people dangerous.

  22. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Gun insanity takes it up another level, Gryphen. This is ludicrous!

    Right To Not Bear Arms? City In Georgia Seeks To Make Gun Ownership Mandatory

    Could not exercising the right to bear arms mean breaking the law?

    In the north Georgia city of Nelson, that may be the case if a proposed ordinance, requiring every “head of household to own and maintain a firearm,” is passed. The city councilman, Duane Cronic, argued that relying on sheriffs isn’t sufficient.

    “It’s a deterrent ordinance,” he said. “It tells the potential intruder you better think twice.”

    The proposal is similar to a 1982 law passed in Kennesaw. Supporters of the ordinance cited the city’s location, straddling two counties, arguing that leads to slower response times from officials.

    One police officer patrols Nelson, Georgia for eight hours during the day. That leaves 16 hours overnight when the city is basically unguarded.

    “When he’s not here we rely on county sheriffs–however it takes a while for them to get here,” said Nelson City Councilman Duane Cronic.

    By contrast, one Nelson resident, Lamar Kellett, took issue not with owning guns but with the government mandating it, deeming it “big government at its worst.”

    The ordinance could become law on April 1, during the next city council meeting.

    A report on the proposal, via WTOC, below:

  23. Anonymous12:17 PM

    You guys are so uninformed! Just look at what she's done, said and done! She's an amazing, brilliant leader even with all the attacks that she bears. Why don't you guys ever tell the truth about Governor Palin and how awesome her accomplishments are????

    1. Anonymous12:52 PM

      Leader? Brilliant? She had to hire a city manager because she couldn't handle being the mayor of Wasilla! She quit her elected position as governor half-way through. And since then, she hasn't "led" a damned thing! And there is nothing "briliant" about Sarah Palin. Have you heard her speak?

    2. Anonymous12:56 PM

      You forgot to list who Sarah has done.

      The list may include Glen, Brad, Curt, Todd...

    3. Anonymous1:32 PM

      Still doing Joe Schmidt on midnight "snowmobile rides" !
      I'm sure the list is way bigger remember the Perry rumor?
      In Bailey's book he remarked that one guy was smitten by her thigh high boot.

      Such a Klass act that paylin.

    4. Anonymous4:06 PM


      yo, fuk_tard,

      why is it we Alaskans don't have a fukin' clue what the hell it is you continue to try and illustrate ?!?

      your $kank fraud "queen esther" is a lowlife drug addled griftin' fraud ...

      go fuk yerself

    5. Anonymous4:18 PM

      I could blog about the weird garments worn by democrats, but Im not shallow.

    6. Anonymous4:19 PM

      Grow up and leave innocent men (Curtis) out of your shit.

    7. Anonymous4:18 PM

      Hmmm....I thought you did that Krusty...on your crazy ass blog!

      Anonymous4:19 PM

      STFU troll...take it up with Baldy's trampy ass about Curtis! LOL!!

    8. Anonymous5:20 PM


      chuck_tard jr,

      next time i run into you i'm gonna laugh my ass off and remind you of yer bogus self servin' so called blog, watch me

      go fuk yerself

  24. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Apparently the PeeBots haven't gotten ahold of this poem/article yet, since so far there's no posting. I checked to see if they were peeing in their proverbial pants, but nothing so far...has anyone else heard any squawks yet? They should be coming unglued in 3...2...1...

    1. Anonymous12:53 PM

      See above...

  25. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Those links are to her fan page, not a factual source. There are any number of fact-checked lists on the internet that dispute her so-called accomplishments. I am surprised you seem unaware of them.

  26. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Isn't that top photo from her photo shoot for Vanity Fair way back before she got tapped for VP? I think it is, I recognize the hair and coat...

    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      yeah and she was "pregnant" then too?

  27. Anonymous1:13 PM

    Anonymous12:17 PM
    Its you who are uninformed.
    Who built the house or where did the materials come from? Housegate√
    Did she ever give all the money back from ATMGATE?√
    Wallows B &Egate√
    How many kids does Wallows have anywayGate√
    How many kids does Bristol has anywayGate?√
    Religion Gate√
    Ummmm, I'll stop there and give others a chance to chime in :)

    1. Anonymous4:02 PM

      Alaska Fund Trust Gate
      Curt Menard Jr Gate
      Church Fire Gate
      Where's Sarah Palin's College Diploma Gate
      Who's Track's Real Father Gate
      Palin Alaska State Email Gate

    2. Anonymous4:17 PM

      You do know that the lies within that list make you look insane right?

    3. Anonymous5:04 PM

      Kristy those aren't lies, but the voices in your head are.
      Go get some help. You are the one that is insane not 4:02!

    4. Anonymous4:17 PM

      "look insane right".....LMAO! Okay Krusty...whatever you say!

  28. I too once wrote a lovely poem about Palin, though not nearly as long as Dunn's. I'm sure it's destined to become a classic in Palin mockery, though.

  29. Anonymous2:25 PM

    In that second pic, Midget Pimp looks he wondering if hiding her crack pipe might not have been such a good idea.

  30. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Look at ML site lately? Today a post shows how C4P is advertising sex services on their website. Another post stating that Homeland Security is finally verifying everything Shailey Tripp has been saying. Time of reckoning is upon is.

    1. Anonymous3:34 PM

      Yes, I really liked this comment by "Shawn's Mom" shows how tangled in Crime the Palin's are!

      "My husband Craig learned all that you are talking about when he was in the Anchorage Correctional Complex. John Tiemessen is also a practicing bi-sexual and used to belong to a club in Fairbanks called “The Trailer Boys”. This club would have gay men come from around the country for week-end rendevous and Tiemessen was an active member until all the action started between the Palin’s and my family. Trailer Boys had a small web site but it was immediately taken down because I can no longer find it. My husband reported on his FB page in 2011, the information about John Tiemessen that he had found out. This was very interesting to us considering that Judge Jonathon Lack, who handled the protective order cases against us from Palin, is an openly gay man. He is a member of the Victory Institute, which is an organization trying to promote more lesbians, gays, bi-sexuals, and tran-sexuals into Gov’t positions. Judge Lack is also a Bonet Fellow, as of 2010 (David Bonet was the 1st gay man to suffer from AIDS in San Francisco) and he was supposed to speak in Houston TX as of Dec 1, 2011, but we do not know if he ever appeared. We have found it interesting that all these men happen to be multiple-gender-friendly, and that Todd Palin is also running a high-profile cat house. At this time, we are wondering, because of the influence, that John Tiemessen has over Judge Burgess in the Fed’l court, if Burgess isn’t a practicing bi-sexual himself. In May 2011, a clerk in Judge Burgess’ chambers named Daniel Eisman, was convicted of multiple counts of child porn and for videotaping parties at his house and his cabin that Burgess used to attend along with alot of other court staff from the Fed’l courts in AK. Burgess’ chief clerk, Stephanie, used to shower at Eisman’s home when she would visit and was the one who discovered the porn on his computer. We think that they had Daniel Eisman set up because he was going to blackmail the whole lot of them. (Must be taking lessons from Todd Palin). Eisman is now doing 4 years in AK jail, but the evidence against him was strange as to every other picture of child porn was followed by a pic of his own infant son. Most likely, he also has pics of Todd, J Tiemessen, and Fed;l Judge Burgess, and that is why he was set up. Knowing how AK has tried to set up my family the last 4 years, we call this the AK over-play! Concerning Joseph Schmidt, he was in the back yard on 7-3-09 when Palin announced her resignation, 1 hour after Shawn had his psych eval (requested by the Secret Service). Craig learned from multiple sources while he was in jail, that Palin still goes on night time snowmobile excersions with Joe Schmidt. Schmidt used to be in charge of Pt McKenzie but was elevated to be in charge of the DOC in AK when Palin became Gov. You’ll never guess who worked with Schmidt at Pt McKenzie…Clark Perry, the husband of Sarah’s right-hand man/BFF, Kris Perry. I spoke with Clark in Sept 2011. Clark said that him and Kris are now out of politics, that was their 1st and last time. We believe that if DairyGate goes really bad, Sarah will hang it all on Kris Perry, that is why she is lying low. As far as going to the Feds, the S/S has done White House briefing papers on this all the way back to ’09. Thanks to Malia, we found out that David Chaney was in charge of her S/S detail, so who better to cover up the sexting in ’09? The S/S has all this info, but as you can see, Sarah is STILL walking the streets because they were also trying to cover up for their own agents in the process. Can’t depend on the Feds when the Feds are involved and the current administration is enjoying using the best weapon (Palin) the Democrats have ever had against the Republicans. Most likely, if she eventually goes down, it will be because she is no longer a useful tool to the current administration"
      Tic, toK! Yes ML site very interesting.

    2. Anonymous4:13 PM

      Keep in mind that mental illness runs in the Christy's family.

    3. Anonymous5:05 PM

      Really Kristy? Shawn's mom is pretty sharp. She has the good on the Payme's all right.

    4. Anonymous4:13 PM
      Keep in mind that mental illness runs in the Christy's family.

      Ummm....this one I'm just gonna let go!



      "mental illness"

      Yeah...uh huh...sure!

    5. Anonymous5:17 PM


      LMAO !!

      chuck_tard jr,

      not only are you a griftin' dumb fuk, but the entire fukin' inbred heath clan should all have a room in API .... goes for todd and his child abusing drug addict sister too

      fuk off

  31. Anonymous4:01 PM

    oh, so i don't forget;

    chuck_tard jr,

    go fuk yer fat fraud griftin' self

  32. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Oh how interesting? Boys will be boys...out a whole year and not a peep (pimp?) from the Palins!

    And the more info that comes out the worse it is for the Palins! Todd is a Pimp and worse!

    1. Anonymous5:05 PM

      The Palins are hoping that it will all go away like Ruffles and the DWTS baby.

  33. Anonymous4:12 PM

    It's disrespectful to assume everyone is a methhead because it exists. I say the same about cocaine and the restaurant industry and wall street, or hollywood and orgies. Just because Cameron Diaz is a cokehead doesn't mean they all are. But that is how the media rolls. Take one little thing and blow it out of proportion. Gryphen knows all about that.

    1. Anonymous5:04 PM



      go fuk yerself

    2. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Kristy, I kind of think your a meth head too. They way you crazy post all over the internets.

      Look at Sarah. She is withering away. She's on Meth/speed what ever you want to call it.

      Not skinny white mocha.

    3. Anonymous4:12 PM



      Hey Baldy!

      Looks like you've been....BIZZZZZY! LOL!!

    4. PalinsHoax5:22 PM

      Anon at 4:12 pm "Take one little thing and blow it out of proportion."

      Do you mean:
      - like stuffing a pillow under one's shirt and declaring one's self pregnant?
      - like pretending one's water has broken, then taking two airplane flights to get from Texas to Wasilla in order to "give birth"?
      - but first giving a speech in Texas with "big contractions, big laughs"?
      - all so that "one cannot have a fish picker born in Texas"?

      Is that what you mean by taking one little thing and blowing it out of proportion?

    5. Anonymous6:00 PM

      4:12 PM Sarah's excessive weight loss and her incoherent appearances on her former Fox Network Fake job showed us all how drugged out she is. Where are your defenses for Todd Palin's Pimping and Sex Trafficking? Now run along back to your PEEPOND.

    6. Anonymous9:28 PM

      Skeezer Spice is a degenerate crackhead. She makes Tyrone Biggums look like an upstanding member of the community.

  34. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Hey Sarah and Bristol do you think DWTS gave Mark Ballas a worthy dance partner this season to make up for giving him that lazy useless good for nothing Alaskan skank not once but twice? Or do you think Mark threatened to quit if he gets another borderline retard again?

    I betcha Mark's new partner will do more than:

    1. Point her arm in the air twenty times in one dance like Bristol did.
    2. Shimmy her chest week after week after week.
    3. Won't repeat the same basic moves over and over and over again.
    4. Won't cry day after day after day to get pity from Mark so he doesn't work her longer than 5 minutes.

    1. Anonymous6:01 PM

      Can't forget the time Mark jumped on Bristol in the middle of the dance floor and humped her right in front of Sarah and Todd and all those tv viewers and studio audience. I wonder if thats how it went down in Bristol's canvas tent when she did Levi while her friends were standing outside the tent?

  35. Anonymous4:36 PM

    Has anyone noticed that it scans with the same metre as that other poem of epic northerners, "Eskimo Nell"

  36. Anonymous4:37 PM

    In the top picture is Sarah trying to put water in Todd's aeroplaine to get even for contaminating the fuel in her boyfriend's aeroplaine?

    1. Anonymous4:56 PM

      Is Sarah wearing that big coat to hide her baby bump she got from her boyfriend? What did Curt want to name his first born?

      I think Curt wanted to name him Track?

    2. Anonymous5:01 PM

      Serious question. How come Todd stop flying his airplane?

    3. Anonymous5:51 PM

      Anom 5:01 would you fly your airplane with that many Alaskans and prostitutes wanting to get revenge with you? Sheit, I wouldn't leave my house.

  37. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Second picture caption:

    Todd you better keep your 4 inch two-tone dick in you mother's jeans at this picnic or I'm gonna beat the living shit out of ya. Gettin my message sissy boy?

    And learn how to pronounce helicopter you useless pimp. It aint heeliecopter.

  38. Anonymous5:00 PM

    How come Todd didn't do DWTS this season? Is it because he will be too busy doing 10 to 15 being somebody's biotch?

    Don't drop your soap Todd.

  39. Anonymous5:09 PM

    How's Gino doing? He ever stop crying and find his way home after Christian Bristol dumped Gino's butt on some freezing isolated road?

    1. Anonymous5:33 PM

      If Gino had any brains he would write about his time with the Palins. Why should Sarah, Bristol, Creepy Chickie and Creepy ChuckierJr be the only ones getting all the money for their ghost written books?

  40. Anonymous5:25 PM

    chuck_tard jr,

    how much did yer fuk'd up $kank inbred sister pay ya to torch Dar Miller's home, killin' her and her dogs ?

    was it worth it, did ya get off on it ?

    1. Anonymous5:53 PM

      How do we know it wasn't Todd? Didn't Curt and Sarah have something going on?

    2. Something going on? They made two, count 'em, TWO babies.

  41. Anonymous5:26 PM

    "The Cremation of Sarah Palin."?

    If something ever happened to Sarah Palin, they better place her wrinkly old body in an unmarked grave or its going to be soaked in urine.

    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Todd is that you?

    2. Anonymous5:54 PM

      Too late, Sarah Palin's body is probably already soaked in her own urine.

    3. Anonymous6:18 PM

      Anom 5:54 shows you how much you know. Sarah probably smells like her own urine because out in the last frontier, urine is nature's natural antiseptic if you cant get to the Piggly Wiggly before they close at night.

  42. Anonymous5:42 PM

    chuck_tard jr,

    when ya gonna lay your idle/hollow threat, slander/libel lingo to the conversation ?


    1. Anonymous6:21 PM

      Anybody see Track in Wasilla? Is he still clinging to his rifles he traded for his daughter?

  43. Anita Winecooler5:51 PM

    Well done, Mr Dunn!
    What attention to detail! "Cre-ma-tor-ium" is exactly how Todd would enunciate it (in his inimitable uber masculine speaking voice) Reminds me of "Heel-E-cop-ter"!

    A ballad in the same style as another "Donne"!

    I'm sure its true beauty won't be appreciated by the trolls, but hey, they make boxed whine for a reason!

    1. Boxed whine? You are so deliciously naughty.

  44. Anonymous6:13 PM

    When's that Palin health and cook book coming out? How long does it take to copy Taco Bell's menu?

  45. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Facebook Sarah posted a picture of Willow and her two female friends.

    1. Willow and one of her friends (the one with the bulbous forehead like Bristol) are wearing shirts that have numbers on them. Are they convict shirts?

    2. Sarah mentions that Willow's two girlfriends go to Northern Arizona University. I wonder how Willow feels about Sarah telling the world that Willow's friends are smart enough for college while Willow has to go to hair school. Did Willow finish hair school or did she drop out of that school too?

    3. If Willow went to hair school, how come Willow's hair looks like crap? Was she home hair schooled?

    4. Facebook Sarah ends with:

    "I'm blessed to have them spend their precious time with Trig, too. Their friendship with our little boy gives me great hope for America's next generation of leaders."

    Excuse me Sarah, your daughter Willow was home schooled as a sophomore and then went to hair school because she couldn't go to college. So how does Willow a hair school student who is going to wash hair for a living is America's next generation of leaders?

    That's like saying a loser Miss Alaska who doesn't study, write, speak or read can become president of the United States of America.

  46. Anonymous9:31 PM

    I wonder if the CPAC organizers have seen what Camel Toe McGee is looking like these days. Someone should send them a current photo.

  47. Anonymous6:15 AM

    What happened to Mini Me?

    Bristol used to always run her high school mouth off like Sarah but she has now disappeared. Did Bristol go camping again in her canvas tent?

    Bristol has been especially quiet on the anniversary of Boys Will Be Boys, the book about her father the pimp.

    Bristol pretends to be Christian and keeps mentioning God.

    Well Bristol how does God feel about scum perverts who pimps out single struggling Alaskan mothers of handicapped kids? How does God feel about fathers who has been said to be bisexual and cheat on their wives?

    What does Bristol have to say about daddy?

    I'm sorry Bristol, I couldn't hear you. Can you speak up louder?

    1. Anonymous7:01 AM

      What happened to Bristol? What happened to anti-Gay Sarah? Sarah been awfully quiet about Gays since it has been mentioned that Todd may be bisexual. Funny how a person's outlook about Gays changes when someone in their family is Gay.

    2. Anonymous8:08 AM

      Has anybody heard anymore homophobic names from little Tripp? Maybe he knows or heard something about Grandpa Todd and stopped?

  48. physicsmom3:40 PM

    It's amazing how attractive Palin looks in the early photo of her next to the float plane. Her looks have been ruined as the vitriol has been oozing out. Trying to decide if she deserves it...yeah, she does.

    1. Anonymous6:44 PM

      Have you seen Sarah's mother and father? See how bad they look?

      I wonder if Sarah will off herself when she gets those looks. Just a matter of time.... tick tick tick.


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