Monday, April 01, 2013

Blind Item revealed. It was Bristol!

"Quick somebody tell me how Alaska got Sarah Palin to leave THEM alone!"
So this was posted over at Crazy Days and Nights back in September as a blind item:

This female celebrity on Dancing With The Stars has been hitting on a dancer from day one. He keeps turning her down. She asked him why and he said it was because she was not famous enough or make enough money for him to be interested.

Yesterday they revealed who the item was about:

Bristol Palin and Maksim

The funny thing is that Bristol was by far the most popular choice, but there were a number of different male dancers that were mentioned as the one she was stalking.

Nice to see that nothing about Bristol has changed. She is still throwing herself at every Tom, Dick, and Harry with a dick.

Just think if Maks had played his cards right he could now be a nobody living in Alaska too!

129 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:21 PM

    Is that why Bristol got the Jay Leno chin implant?So that her chin would look like Mak's chin?

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    1. Anonymous5:07 PM

      No doubt Bristol really needed corrected vision, but she's been wearing contacts for years. Why the opportunity to use glasses at a dress up event? She trying to pull a Mama Grizzly and look smart as a four-eyes instead of a narrow-minded, dull-witted loser?

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    2. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Maks could not stand the Jr. grifter from wasilly since the FIRST fucking time! Remember he was about to spill and then...nothing...like ALMOST always happens...

      why would skanderella jr. GO AFTER MAKS, the second time?
      It must be true. Bristol IS RETARDED!!!!

      Because only a retard or a really sicko would try to pursue a man that hates her fucking fake guts.

      Ho boy bet him and Kirsty had laughs on that...

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    3. Anonymous3:38 AM

      She went after him because she is desperate for anything that would keep her in the spotlight and a pairing with the controversial Maks would have done it.

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    4. Anonymous7:33 AM

      Maks was engaged to dancer Karina Smirnoff they almost got married. Then he was dating Peta Murgatroyd another gorgeous, talented dancer. Why would HE be interested in plain Bristles, a girl who has had more pregnancies than most females her age? Maks probably wants to be a father to his OWN kids, not someone else's. Who wants to take on that responsibility?

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    5. Anonymous12:08 PM

      I wonder if she can take that implant out? Anyone know?

      Bristol, your face looked fine when you weren't pregnant but I know you probably hadn't seen it that way for awhile before you had the surgery.

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  2. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Good news for the Palin Family. Pat Robertson has another revelation that they will like!

    "Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday explained to his viewers that “sophisticated” Americans received less miracles because they had learned “things that says God isn’t real” like evolution.

    On Monday’s episode of CBN’s The 700 Club, Robertson responded to a viewer who wanted to know why “amazing miracles (people raised from the dead, blind eyes open, lame people walking) happen with great frequency in places like Africa, and not here in the USA?”

    “People overseas didn’t go to Ivy League schools,” the TV preacher laughed. “We’re so sophisticated, we think we’ve got everything figured out. We know about evolution, we know about Darwin, we know about all these things that says God isn’t real.”"

    www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/01/robertson-god-gives-less-miracles-to-too-educated-americans-who-learn-science/

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  3. Anonymous3:23 PM

    The Pat Robertson thing IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE!

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  4. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Hmmm...he has nice rugged looks, no wonder she was hitting on him and he's got a great bod to boot. Poor Bristol, anyone with half a brain knows to run away from her.

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    1. Anonymous3:56 PM

      Maks is hot. She does like them sexy, Levi showed had some good muscle too. Poor Bristol ends up with the Junkers and Ginos.

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    2. Anonymous7:53 PM

      I don't think Gino or Joey are hanging out with Bristol these days.
      They may be sharing a couple beers and laughing their asses off.

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  5. Anonymous3:32 PM

    I never watched the show and don't know anything about Maksim but now I can say at least I know he's not an idiot.

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    1. Anonymous9:52 PM

      not an idiot but pretty shallow. He wants someone with more money and fame????? Now that is true love

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    2. Anonymous3:36 AM

      I imagine Bristol told him there would be lots of great publicity if they got together. His answer makes complete sense in that context.

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    3. Anonymous7:36 AM

      He had probably heard about Fertile Myrtle Bristol and decided to pass. No tricks into paying child support for Maks.

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  6. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Thank God he was smart enough NOT to be enticed into that horrid Palin klan!!! Smart guy and he sure got it right! But, I don't blame her for chasing him - he's pretty neat - handsome, excellent dancer, in great shape and smart!!!

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    1. Anonymous3:53 PM

      I am sure he was repulsed. He may be smart but he was turned off if that came after him.

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    2. Someone already said it...Maks would have treated Beefy like shit! It's what she's use to.

      Even ole Maks has some standards! You know all those chicks was throwing all that ass at him and probably some of the dudes too!

      *Extremely hard stare at the teeny tiny two toned wee wee having Toad*

      Nasty ass family...all of them...any of them that are LAYING around! LOL!!!

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    3. Anonymous5:15 PM

      All Beefy knows how to do is spread 'em and get knocked up. With three pregnancies before the age of 20, she's still as stupid as she was in her camping days at 15yrs old. The Palin girls ain't nuthin but skank, but they got it honest from Sarah. Not to mention Papa Pin Prick.

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    4. Anonymous6:57 PM

      *Extremely hard stare at the teeny tiny two toned wee wee having Toad*
      *****
      That's it!
      Bristol is NOT retarded...she was trying to hit on Maks for HER DAD!!!!
      Now I get it!
      Bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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  7. Awww, poor Tripp, no dance lessons from a new Trial Daddy.

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  8. Olivia3:47 PM

    So what Robertson is saying is those of us who are educated are missing out on all the miracles because we rely on science to do those things for us.

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    1. Anonymous4:53 PM

      So wait. If God performs miracles for the uneducated who are taught from the Bible, how come there aren't daily miracles in Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, Florida, Arkansas...I especially like the raising from the dead part, since the only two in the Bible were Lazarus and Jesus...there have been some in Africa have there? Gee, maybe Obama IS the Messiah.

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    2. Robertson is clueless. I consider it a miracle that we haven't been taken out by an asteroid EVERY SINGLE DAY. Or a massive solar corona too. It's a miracle we're still here right now, ya know?
      M from MD

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    3. Olivia5:35 PM

      The miracles are happening in those places every day but the rest of us call it modern medicine.
      I am pretty sure that Robertson and all the other RWNJs have been very worried that Obama is the Messiah. How else could a black man, the son of a single mom accomplish all that he has? In their minds, it has to be magic or a miracle because he certainly couldn't have done it on his own merit, could he? Interesting how they, who supposedly believe all that, are all ending up as the bad guys of the prophesy.

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    4. Anonymous5:21 AM

      Having lived in Texas, I can tell you there are some miracles going on there due to the lack of education. It often has to do with the face of Jesus showing up on the side of a tree (happened), a tortilla (also happened) or perhaps a bad paint job (check). Once a tree started to produce miracle water. The utility co figured out it had a more mundane source. Yes, the stupid do get a bunch of miracles. I'm praying for sink holes.

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  9. Anonymous3:48 PM

    And to think Bristol's now has 'reconciled' with Gino. That's about the best she can do.

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    1. Anonymous4:10 PM

      The reconciliation was an April Fool's joke on the SPHASH blog. Not true.

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    2. Anonymous7:56 PM

      In her dreams...

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  10. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Poor Maks. He was stalked by a Teletubby.

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    1. Anonymous6:13 PM

      Uh, no. Teletubbies are kind, harmless and fun. Bitchto is a skanky, stupid bitch.

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    2. Anonymous6:46 PM

      Sorry Teletubbies. Wasn't there one evil Teletubby?

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    3. Anonymous7:42 AM

      Pat Robertson identified a gay teletubby. Strange how these religious nuts can ALWAYS identify gay people, isn't it?

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  11. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Maks has been in a relationship with the beautiful, vivacious, sexy, natural Peta Murgatroyd for some time, long before DWTS All Stars. I guess he was trying to spare Bristol's feelings. Why would he be interested in a lazy, lipoed, implanted, eye-lifted, fake-haired, untalented grifter?

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  12. Anonymous4:08 PM

    Timeline:

    Bristol was in love with Gino in 2012 and announced he was going to be her trial husband.

    Bristol dumped Gino approx June 2012

    Bristol is on DWTS All-star in July 2012


    Inside TVJULY 27, 2012 1:12 PM - ‘Dancing with the Stars’: Bristol Palin, Kirstie Alley return for all-star edition:

    http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/07/27/dancing-with-the-stars-and-the-all-stars-are/


    Is that why Bristol dumped Gino? Because she thought she was going to hook up with Maks, Trial Husband Numberrrr.... sorry I lost count.

    Or did she dump Gino because she thought she was going to leave Alaska like her mother was supposed to in 2008 and didn't plan on coming back for Gino after her DWTS ALL STARS appearance?

    So much for love. Bristol had settled on Wasilla's beer boy boy Gino but as soon as Bristol got a call for DWTS ALL STARS ..... Adios Trial Daddy Gino..... Hollywood is calling Bristol.

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    1. Anonymous4:49 PM

      She dumped Gino because she did not want the big doofus hanging around in Hollywood and ruining her chances for a "better daddy" for Tripp.

      She's already gone through all the boys in Alaska, Hollywood doesn't want her, not even the Palin tv enabler Mark Burnett.... so is Arizona next on her list?

      In fact, I can't see any man marrying Bristol.... unless.... well, she has a reputation.... you know, the Palin Family Way to Snag a Man: pregnancy first.

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    2. Anonymous6:45 PM

      The Palins want a wedding production. They will find someone they can pay off one day. A loser they will try to fix up. They need one of the kids to appear alright in a church and acceptable society way. Track sure screwed up his gig. Willow humps all over in unmarried sex sprees. They need the single mother to look like a success in some fashion.

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  13. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Remember brother Val consoling himself that if he drew the short straw and got Bristol for DWTS AllStars then the silver lining was that at least nobody could blame him for her horrible performances? Bristol, you stinky little reject - leave real men alone and stick with Gino and Joey and whatever other new daddies you can dig up when the snow melts.

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  14. Anonymous4:17 PM

    maks is a real fool.
    Bristol is so hot.

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    1. Anonymous4:26 PM

      BWAHAHAHA Hot meaning like a Dog in Heat.

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    2. Olivia4:26 PM

      April Fool!

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    3. Anonymous4:17 PM

      Hehe...it must bother the FUCK out of Beefy that Maks didn't want none of her "good good"!

      The Toad's nasty ass probably had the camera all set up and everything...and Baldy was probably peeping! That family is a nest of nastiness and BLACK FUCKING MAIL!

      Beefy ain't smart enough to go after Maks...that came from her pimp ass daddy! Amirite RAM or amirite! LOL!!!

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    4. Anonymous4:54 PM

      Yeah, look what Bristol did for (to) Mark Ballas! Really boosted HIS career big time (not).

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    5. Anonymous5:47 PM

      4:17 PM Best laugh I had all thread.

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    6. When I first saw who Mark Ballas was paired up with this season, I was surprised how much 18 year old Aly Raisman looked like Bristol Palin -- even to the stocky body.

      But in Raisman's case, she's solid muscle whereas Bristol Palin was fat and getting fatter [or something..;-) ].

      And where Bristol whined, gave America the middle finger, and was a mannequin on the dance floor...Aly seems nice, articulate and graceful on the dance floor.

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  15. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Why would Maks like Bristol? Nobody on DWTS liked Bristol. Not even Mark Ballas her current partner. Did you noticed Mark always looked unhappy when he was seen in the DWTS dancer's balcony and would never stand next to his partner Bristol? Then after getting eliminated with his dead wood partner from Wasilla, Mark had to sub for Derek and danced with his previous partner Shawn Johnson and it was like he was born again. Mark was finally happy.

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  16. Anonymous4:29 PM

    Maks fucked up. He could of been in line for the Palin empire and money

    Never having to work again

    Just hanging out in Anchorage with Bristol's daddy and his prostitutes

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    1. Anonymous4:55 PM

      Sounds like a living hell to me (and Maks too, I gather.)

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  17. Anonymous4:35 PM

    The problem with Bristol besides the lack of education is that she is needy and is a loud moaner.

    The first couple of times could be a turn on. But day after day of hearing that shit you get to the point where you want to tell Bristol to shut the fuck up.

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Am I right Levi?

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    2. Anonymous4:42 PM

      "Damn girl, why all the loud fucking moaning, heavy breathing and sweating? All I did was open my bedroom door. I haven't even touched you yet"

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    3. Anonymous4:48 PM

      Maybe that's why those other fellas didn't stick around too long?

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    4. Anonymous4:52 PM

      As soon as the sun rose, she started up. Even the roosters in Alaska were complaining they couldn't sleep in.

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    5. Anonymous9:08 AM

      I know there are women out there who are loud by nature and are good at sex. But I've known some who thought that if they were loud and moaned a lot that'd it'd turn the guy on and would make up for having less talent than a pillow in the sack.
      A guy will stick around for good sex. Aaaaaand no one has come crawling back to Bristol, sooooooo.... any guesses which one she is?

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  18. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Is it true that Gino is back in the saddle? Does he know that the Wasilla cow has been poked hard and put away wet? A lot of dawgies has ridden that hide.

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    1. Anonymous9:49 PM

      sexist pig

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    2. Anonymous7:40 AM

      @9:49-

      The statement isn't sexist. Truth hurts.

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  19. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Bwahahahahaha you're funny Bristol. Go take care of your tri-g's and get off IM.

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  20. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Why does Pigstool refuse to get a job? I guess her mild retardation is preventing her from working but I think its really just her laziness.

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  21. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Where is trig's birth certificate? We know he's yours Bristol.

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  22. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Is it safe to have sex with Bristol in Alaska during the winter months? Doesn't loud noises start avalanches?

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  23. Anonymous4:47 PM

    She makes the same noises when eating whoppers. Its gross.

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    1. Anonymous5:27 PM

      I've seen her eat a Whopper Jr in 2 bites... I shit you not! She's a pig!!!

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  24. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Also too, consider who would be the mother in law. The Horror, The Horror. Ex Cat

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  25. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Just think if Maks had played his cards right he could now be a nobody living in Alaska too!

    I think that Bristol need a good looking guy to play the part of "Trial Husband, Trial Father." Gino was a real dud.

    I would like to feel sorry for Bristol, but she sold out long ago, buying into that teen-mom-celebrity-spokesperson-author crap. It's as fake as playing volleyball to celebrate Easter.

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    1. Anonymous5:09 PM

      The Feds could indict Maks along with the rest of them and the bonus STD package she gives her boys. He really missed out.

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    2. Anonymous9:50 PM

      He could be another pasty Todd with a beer gut and a thing that shrivels.

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  26. Anonymous4:55 PM

    She probably wets her draws and moans every time she sees a McDonald's commercial.

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  27. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Maybe its time for Bristol to try same sex marriage? She doesn't have to worry about cramp pills and getting pregnant.

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  28. Anonymous5:10 PM

    Mom 1: Does your daughter have asthma problems?

    SP: No, she's either horny or just hungry

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    1. That was too funny!!!

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    2. Anonymous7:58 PM

      Mom 1: Didn't she just eat?

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  29. Anonymous5:18 PM

    No one is EVER going to marry into that tribe and put up with their ish for long. See Britta.

    Sorry to say, you got what you asked for, Bristol!

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  30. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Why wouldn't Maks want baby girl from Wasilla? She's got it going on.

    Pregnant in her sophomore year of high school.
    Motivational abstinence speaker.
    Two time DWTS competitor.
    DWTS Finalist.
    Reality star.
    Author of a best seller book.
    Medical office manager at 18 years old.
    Homophobic bastard son.
    Medically repaired chin.

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    1. Anonymous10:18 PM

      5:20 PM:

      "Author of best-selling book."

      Correction: Pigstool's book was a dud.

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  31. I’m certainly not an insider here, but I can imagine a kind of fantasy world for Bristol. Didn’t Levi say she was his sunshine or something like that? Imagine, two kids scholastically challenged, but in love, against the cruel world, and there are no worries since Mommy will take care of everything! I think Bristol will live that fantasy as long as Mommy coughs up money, and losers will dip in and out of her childbearing zone.

    Good on Maks for playing the long game.

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  32. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Is it an urban legeng that there is a shortage of females in Alaska?

    Why can't Bristol get married or hold onto any man?

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    1. Anonymous8:14 PM

      She's already gone through the ones that were gullible.

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    2. Anonymous9:19 AM

      I knew a girl like Bristol. Always says, "I'm kind of a goody-two-shoes, I'm a good Christian girl, I don't do stuff like that, etc." And three texts later is giggling at the penis pics and sending raunchy nudies of herself. Such a good Christian girl, one who fucks on the first date with perfect strangers she "met" online (by meeting online I mean that they traded just enough information to meet up at Applebees).
      Then she gets pissed off and plays the victim when she realizes the whole town knows she's a skank with chlamydia who never uses condoms or birth control. Who chew up Plan B like a daily vitamin (i'm fairly certain that you're not supposed to take them that often). She gets pissed off and attacks her friends when they say anything critical (like, get birth control, stop fucking complete strangers when you're only going to bitch and moan about how ugly they were and how you didn't want to fuck them in the first place, etc).
      Best part?
      She's a conservative Republican too.

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  33. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Maybe Bristol needs to lose some more weight?

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    1. Anonymous5:46 PM

      They all need to lose weight.

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  34. Anonymous5:42 PM

    We are sorry, conservatives, that you are all mad at Sarah Palin for spending 95 percent of her SarahPAC muneez on grifty consultants and “shipping and handling” and “overhead.” We are sorry, because we are the ones who pointed this out, which means we will be subpoenaed to testify in the doubtless totally amicable divorce. (Thanks for the hat tip, Daily Beast! Oh, right, you didn’t. Oh well, must have forgot.) Anyway, how mad are the conservatives at Sarah Palin? Oh, just very!"">They are all like, “Sarah Palin should be thrown in jail for fraud” and “Stop buying whore shoes with our muneez.”The proper response to these unhappy conservatives’ gentle murmurs, of course, is WHY ARE YOU A COMMUNIST? And also GO GAY MARRY BARACK OBAMA, KENYAN.We are very sorry for our part in this nasty breakup, and promise to always do it again.


    http://wonkette.com/509398/oh-no-conservatives-in-epic-twit-fight-against-common-frauder-sarah-palin-and-it-is-all-the-fault-of-your-wonket

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      Greatest. Replies. Ever...

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  35. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Is Tripp on spring break again? How come we never see him in school?

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    1. Anonymous8:22 PM

      School? What's school?

      Now GEDs, they know!

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    2. Anonymous10:35 AM

      Tripp is old enough to be in school. I hope he is not "home skooled" as he would be so totally deluded and have such ignorance about himself and the world. Imagine Bristol home schooling Tripp.... I hope he goes to a real school and has a chance to grow up in a healthy enviroment.

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  36. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Next step for Bristol could be porno. She's into reality shows. Its up her ally. Something she maybe good at. All you can eat.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 PM

      You're immature and disgusting.

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    2. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Anom 5:55 is disgusting to you and you probably consider Todd is just boys being boys?

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    3. Anonymous9:53 PM

      Sarah got caught sexting a 17 year old boy. That is disgusting and it just gets more disgusting that corrupt law enforcement help her to cover up and lie. Typical Palin, but disgusting.

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    4. Anonymous5:33 AM

      I've often thought the next logical step for both Sarah and Bristol is probably porn. Once they can't get anyone to look at them by more conventional means what are they going to do? It does follow.

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    5. Anonymous9:21 AM

      Sarah was sexting a 17 year old boy????

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    6. Anonymous10:31 AM

      The thought of scrawny emaciated Sarah doing a pole dance is totally laughable. And Bristol? She couldn't even ride a bull...

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  37. Anonymous6:04 PM

    That chin looks hawt! lol

    And also too, send Sarah your money!! It's God's will. lol

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    1. Anonymous6:38 PM

      Live in fear of the Devil, do as you're told. Send Sarah money.

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  38. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Bristol had to be on drugs to think Maks would have her. eeeeeewww she is a nasty skank like her mother. I know no men that would touch her, but I am not in Alaska.

    When is Sarah Palin going to comment on her stirring up the RW twitters? Her fans are waiting for an explanation of the financial revelations.

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  39. our lad6:45 PM

    I feel bad for this dull young woman who apparently has no real performance skills or ability and who has been shoved into a spotlight that she is ill suited for by a stage mother who could give two shits about anything other than her own delusional dream of being the fucking president.Is this family all fucked up or is it just me?

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    1. Anonymous8:17 PM

      I think that there is a bigger story, namely what magical power does Bristol have (or had) to deserve an apartment of her own in Anchorage, the job of managing a doctor's office with nothing but a high school diploma (questionable). She danced with stars, had a book ghost written for her, tried to deliver some abstinence speeches, had a reality show, more dancing, all without any performance skills or ability. Undeserved good fortune. What did Bristol do to warrant such incredible good luck-- while Willow got to go to hair school, and Track, well, only Bristol lucked out.

      We are missing one part of the story, the part before Bristol gave birth to Tripp and was treated like a celebrity for being an unwed teen mother. There are some who think that Bristol may have been pregnant before Tripp, and in return for that kid, Sarah has been paying off Bristol ever since. I could be wrong. Maybe Bristol has personality and talent that we just haven't seen.

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    2. Anonymous9:58 PM

      Personality? Bristol can't seem to stay in relationships. Bouncing from trial husband to trial husband.

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  40. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Someone must have sent for the eggs late, Tripp is in his PJs and glasses. I don't know where I saw it, may be someone posted it already here? There is a picture of Tripp in red PJs in front of the refrigerator with the dings.

    There is no indication that any of them were going to bother to honor and respect the day Christians have to meditate and contemplate Christ rising from the dead. Not very important to the heathens who don't seem to care much for the pagan celebration either. No sign of food like anyone had dinner, may be a fast take out dinner.

    The red PJ picture verifies Tripp wears glasses and there are colored eggs. It verifies the photo op absurdity, and this one was a quickie. There is no sign of anyone having any Easter or family involved. More like it was all reactionary and put together last minute. Strange. This is another lonely picture. The prop is posed in front of the dings.

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    1. Anonymous8:12 PM

      The reason for the late Easter picture is simple. We all waited all day for Sarah to acknowledge the holiest day that Christians honor. No Happy Easter. Finally, comments flew around the internet, reminding either Sarah or the people who post her comments for her that it was a special day. People had wished Palin Happy Easter, and finally, at 6 PM, Alaska time (later in the lower 48) a cross appear, with politically satirical comment, "Sustainable power source."

      The problem is the spiritual power that people honor is not the same thing as the spirits that fill a car tank. Later, Sarah added some photos of a strange way to celebrate Easter. Piper tossed a volley ball in the air, while Tripp watched. What a wonderful, spiritual way to spend Easter. Sarah appeared with a big, yellow bucket of colored eggs to hide in the snow. The whole thing was staged for the photos. Between the power-cross and the Easter volley ball game, I think that Sarah had better study up on the real meaning of both Christmas and Easter before she starts writing that book.

      I agree, there was no family celebration. Trig? Track? Todd? Bristol? Willow? There wasn't even a cute basket with fake green grass. For someone who hates Michelle Obama's healthy eating program, where were the jelly beans? the marshmallow peeps? chocolate bunnies? An Easter bonnet? Nothing!

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    2. Anonymous8:13 PM

      The eggs are most likely the one's he colored at Sunny and Levi's the weekend before..pics were posted on Sunny's Facebook.

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    3. Anonymous8:17 PM

      https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/464/9971/original.jpg

      So, if the dents on the fridge in the background are from Sarah flinging cans at it.....what were the other stories that accompanied that can-throwing gossip from a couple years back? I'm more likely to believe it now.

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    4. Anonymous10:02 PM

      8:17 PM
      What a funny picture, thanks. Thanks to who took it and posted. I doubt it was Scarah or Bristol. It looks like Piper and Tripp were at the house, maybe Sarah stopped in to do the Easter set up.

      Are Tripp's glasses for reading? His eyes look magnified.

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    5. Anonymous6:11 AM

      That is a so funny! Proof that the Palin refrigerator has dents in it.

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  41. WakeUpAmerica7:08 PM

    Bristol,
    Also too, you are immature, arrogant, and because you are only an inch deep, you are the most boring person in the world. Education matters. Manners and grace matter. Kindness and compassion matter. Character matters. Work on those things and you will be loved by many.

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    1. Anonymous7:49 PM

      WakeUP...you are so correct.... Education, manners, grace, kindness, compassion, character..... these DO matter.

      The Palins exhibit the opposite of these.

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  42. Anita Winecooler7:51 PM

    Aww Beefy haz a sad! I guess Levi "dished" with Maksim back in his "hollywood" days and he didn't fall for the chin with it's own zip code "disguise".
    Seriously, what was she thinking?

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    1. Anonymous10:05 PM

      The Palins get pumped up on redbull, vodka Adderal, speed. That's how they think. they can have anything, do anything, any man at their beckon call. Poor deluded things. Religion can't help them when people fill their heads with more funny stuff.

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  43. Anonymous8:05 PM

    Comment from Crazy Days and Nights regarding Bristol and Maks:

    minerpoteet said...

    Can't be Bristol. She doesn't do sex outside of marriage. ;}

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  44. emrysa8:10 PM

    maks is seriously hot. and seriously NOT stupid. he's not going to get entwined with this bunch of dumb fucking hillbillies. sad that brisdull would think he's on her level to hit on him. she really is stupid if she thinks that her and someone like maks are a possibility. she should stick with "junkers", more her speed.

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  45. Anonymous8:21 PM

    Since we're talking about Bristol wanting something she can't have, that seems to run in the family.

    Bristol wanted: Levi, Ben, Levi, Gino, Kyle, Maks, Joey, to be a Kardashian, reality star, to be loved and worshiped, to be Sarah

    Sarah wanted to be: Miss Alaska, vp, POTUS, sports reporter, FOX reporter, to meet Margaret Thatcher, smart kids, to be loved and worshiped, wanted Track to be a combat vet, Bristol to succeed at anything, Willow to finish anything, kids not to go to prison, wanted Obama, wanted Glen Rice, to be a reality star, no more bastard grandkids

    Todd wanted: you light up my life Shailey Tripp, to be a reality star

    Willow wanted: to be taller, thinner

    Track wanted: ??

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    1. Anonymous10:23 PM

      Track wanted: 'TO GET RIGHT'.

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    2. Anonymous8:22 AM

      Anom 10:23 Good one

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  46. Anonymous8:33 PM

    I still think the blind item was misleading -- of all the reasons there are to NOT sleep with Bristol, the fact that she's not THAT rich or famous pales in comparison.

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    1. Anonymous5:38 AM

      Maks was being a gentleman. He could have said she was an uncoordinated skank and he wasn't going to risk his reputation as a dancer and man by doing the mambo, horizontal or upright, with Bristol. I think that Kirstie's fans had everything to do with getting Bristol voted off DWTS All-Stars. Kirstie was not the best dancer but she could entertain and with Maks doing some heavy lifting and her fans calling in they beat the Palinbots at their own game.

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    2. Anonymous7:58 AM

      Also, too, Kirstie has accomplished a lot in her CAREER. She is a very likeable person, lots of personality and does not take herself too seriously. Even though she has years on Maks, she stood a better chance with him than Bristles.

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  47. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Let's be serious. We have seen Bristol's reality show, and it's obvious that the girl has no acting ability, no personality, no much going on in her life and it all was painfully boring to watch. The sad part of the show was to watch Tripp acting out the time to get some attention. Bristol fed him dessert before dinner. Tripp played with lighted candles. She even pleaded for "mothering advice" on her blog.

    Bristol does not belong in show business. She doesn't radiate the kind of personality that would make people want to watch her show every week. She got through high school with the least work possible, and it shows when she speaks. Bristol should think seriously about going to school. The point is to learn about history, literature, arts, sociology, psychology, science, anything that makes the world interesting. It's called growing up, becoming mature. And, she should be paying more attention to being a good mother to Tripp. She wrote that she liked him when he was a baby. He has much more serious needs now.

    Bristol, there's a reason that your reality show didn't get a second season. Get over it. Grow up.

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    1. Anonymous9:23 PM

      But I was awesome.

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  48. OK, she was pursuing him, etc... but if his reported response is accurate, this points more to what a gigantic ass wart Maksim is more so than being embarrassing for Bristol.

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    1. Anonymous11:45 AM

      Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

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  49. Anonymous7:57 AM

    Bristol has no personality. She has done nothing in her life but chase the spotlight with no abilities. She needs to get an education, grow up, and do something constructive with her life. Maybe then she can attract someone worthwhile. However, with Palin has the mother-in-law, God help him!

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  50. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Maksim is to classy for brassy assy.

    Brancy/Bristol works on holidays. Does she get paid time and a half?

    It looks like Piper found a laundry basket to go with the yellow mop bucket.

    Easter with Tripp page 2 WARNING!! http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2013/04/easter-with-tripp-2/
    The 1st comment, Sunday 4:42 pm (what time zone?)
    susan burch says:
    April 1, 2013 at 4:42 pm
    he is getting so big he such a cutie god bless you and your family xooxox

    Seven comments later "Love the dents on the fridge….like most homes."
    Sue Lynn says:
    April 1, 2013 at 5:03 pm
    Love the dents on the fridge….like most homes. He is adorable Bristol. The good mom!!!

    The comments are as plastic sounding and contrived as what Brancy writes for the Christo-Fascist Dominionist.

    There is no indication that Bristol was with Tripp. They are staying with the theme of no Trig and a lonely Tripp. Was Sarah in and out. Her cult was sure fast to start the damage control on the dents! HEE!HEE!

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    1. Anonymous10:15 AM

      Why aren't both Bristol and Tripp living at Bristol's house across the lake? Are you sure Piper was not babysitting Tripp? Where is everybody? What a confusing family.

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    2. Anonymous11:42 AM

      OMG there they are!

      Great find, I's sure Gryphen will have good use for that picture in future postings.

      Too damn funny!

      Does anyone know anyone with dents on their fridge? No? Yeah, I didn't think so.

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    3. Anonymous11:44 AM

      And, those can't possibly be Tripp's glasses, they're too big and not something you would see on a kid. Weird as usual.

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    4. Anonymous11:59 AM

      Sorry, but never in my life has my refrigerator had "love dents"

      What in the hell kind of Optometrist fit that kid's glasses? They are clearly not sized correctly for his face. Millionaires and they are still going to Wal Mart for glasses. Good Optometrists have a wide assortment of frames to fit a kid's face.

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    5. Anonymous3:51 PM

      "Dents in the frig . . . like most homes"? We've never had a dent in the refrigerator. What kinds of homes do these people live in?
      Beaglemom

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  51. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Good heavens, and all this time I thought the dents-in-the-fridge meme was hyperbole. That is not a cheap fridge, and those are some dents.

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