Monday, April 15, 2013

Sarah Palin can't score an invite to Margaret Thatcher's funeral, but her fellow "Queen of the Teabaggers," Michele Bachmann, finds a way. Update!

Courtesy of the Political Ticker:

Rep. Michele Bachmann will travel to London as part of the U.S. congressional delegation at Wednesday's funeral for the late British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. 

Other American lawmakers making the trip include Rep. George Holding, R-North Carolina, and delegation leader Rep. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tennessee. 

"Margaret Thatcher was one of the greatest champions freedom has ever known, and her funeral gives Americans and friends around the world an opportunity to pay final respects," House Speaker John Boehner said in a statement.

Oh man, you just KNOW this is going to burn a certain  half term governor's ass! I certainly hope that her refrigerator has taken out a life insurance policy.

You also KNOW that Bachmann undoubtedly badgered Boehner until he caved and let her come along. I cannot imagine that he chose her because of her intelligence or diplomatic abilities.

All I can say is that the Palin-bots are going to go ballistic at this news.

Update: Gingrich too!

Okay I am convinced that Palin MUST be burning up the phone lines right now trying to get an invite. I actually would not be all that surprised if she does not figure out some way to finagle herself a way into the funeral.

I mean if Bachmann and Gingrich are both going this must be driving her crazy!

51 comments:

  1. Glenda Jackson said all that needs to be said about Baroness Thatcher - in the House of Commons

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDtClJYJBj8

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  2. Anonymous3:38 PM

    It assuredly isn't a very 'strong' delegation from Congress!!! Bachman being a part of it is a joke!!!

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    1. Anonymous6:09 PM

      We are most likely paying Gingrich's way, plus his wife's. He is not even in office, so WHY is he going?

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  3. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Well, I went to the Sea of Pee, and while I haven't noticed any posts (yet) about Bachmann attending Sarah Palin's twinsie -- Margaret Thatcher's -- funeral, I did see this groan-worthy post from BriAnus (who else?):

    "Good Evening, Everyone,

    This is a sad, sad evening.

    And the dire events in Boston touch us in a special way, IMHO, because our Sarah is herself a marathon runner, and because, as I recall, family members of hers have run in the Boston Marathon.

    May the Good Lord comfort and succor the poor victims!!

    And may He always shield the Governor under His Mighty Wings ... in all her running ..

    Whether it is literal marathons ...

    ... or the MARATHON of running for the Presidency.

    Prayers, prayers, prayers.

    God bless you all, guys.

    God bless Sarah!

    God bless America!!!"

    He is the best TROLL I've ever seen. I kind of thought he would come clean after Sarah did her "lol, j/k" announcement in regard to running in 2012, but apparently he's holding out for a better time.

    At the Sea of Pee, EVERYTHING is ALWAYS about Palin. I guess that's what they mean by "Just the Facts".

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    1. Anonymous4:18 PM

      To write about someone in the way that guy does about Palin is just plain weird - and more than a little bit creepy.

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    2. Anonymous4:50 PM

      Plus, Sarah, nor any of her family members, have EVER run in the Boston! Proven folks - check the records!

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    3. Anonymous5:03 PM

      The moderator is coming down hard on the resident crazies posting any false flag conspiracy theories. She doesn't want any of that kind of stupid linked to Sarah Palin...which is already futile judging by nut-jobs who are regular there.

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    4. Anonymous5:27 PM

      I know it's startling but he isn't a troll. Just a creepy dude living and loving SP from his home in Berkeley CA.

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    5. Anita Winecooler7:00 PM

      Bria does the Anuses proud. Cling on, Bri. Cling On!

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  4. Anonymous4:10 PM

    Blackburn and Bachman? Gawd! That's embarassing!

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  5. Olivia4:13 PM

    Well at least Batshit Bachmann, unlike Sarah Palin, will dress in a way that won't embarrass the US. However, who knows what else she might do to embarrass us.

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    1. Anonymous5:16 PM

      I don't like Bachmann, but she holds elected office and is a representative of the United States. Palin has not held any official office since she quit her real job in 2009. She has no official capacity to be at Thatcher's funeral, other than she wanted a photo op with Thatcher once upon a time.

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    2. Anonymous6:12 PM

      If she takes Marcus, THAT would be embarrassing!!

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    3. Anonymous6:22 PM

      Yes, Shelly always looks tasteful.Thank GOD Marcus knows the difference between Bone, Ecru, and Winter White.

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  6. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Grypehn

    Even Newt is invited!
    http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/afp/130412/newt-gingrich-among-latest-thatcher-funeral-guests

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    1. Anonymous5:05 PM

      It looks like all the right-wing nuts will be attending her funeral.

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  7. Anonymous4:20 PM

    God that woman is hideous.

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  8. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Poor Sarah, always 2nd runnerup.

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  9. Anonymous4:29 PM

    BBC Won't Ban 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!'

    The BBC announced Friday that it will not acquiesce to requests to ban the song "Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!" from its airwaves. The song, sung by Munchkins celebrating the death of the Wicked Witch of the West in the movie, shot up the charts after former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's death. A BBC spokesman explained the decision by saying the company could not justify not playing a song at the top of the singles charts.

    http://occupyamerica.crooksandliars.com/diane-sweet/bbc-wont-ban-ding-dongthe-witch-dead

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  10. I’m going to keep checking on the Boston situation, but this is newsworthy as well. Michele may have issues, but I don’t think she’ll embarrass herself (Marcus might).


    Regarding the militant Palin supporters, Jan Brewer is nearly twenty years older than Sarah Palin. By all accounts, she isn’t a handsome woman, and she drinks a lot. Still, she seems more or less healthy. She seems healthier than Sarah Palin. Don’t blame me, Palin supporters, but I think your filly is going to fade in the stretch. Why keep sending her money?

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    1. Anonymous5:14 PM

      @ Darlene: I love your set up for an obvious joke. Marcus is not going to make a scene. He is there, as one queen to another.

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  11. Anonymous4:55 PM

    If Sarah Palin respected Margaret Thatcher so much she would attend her funeral anyway but as a spectator in the crowds.

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    1. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Palin does not do "face in the crowd." It's always about Palin. She has to be photographed in an important official capacity. Remember the photos of Sarah posing on Willow's graduation day.

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  12. Anonymous4:56 PM

    I see Palin RUSHED to get out a 7-word tweet in regard to the tragedy in Boston today... posted about a half-hour ago.

    But to be fair, she probably just woke up.

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    1. Anonymous6:00 PM

      Always looking for attention, bless her evil heart.

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  13. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Palin can still go and tell her fans that she's going to the funeral. She can go to the public events just like anyone else and she can pretend that she's right in there with the VIPs. You know the press will accommodate her by snapping a pic. Mission accomplished.

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    1. Anonymous10:26 PM

      Sarah doesn't have to actually go. She could just let her PAC pay for a photoshop consultant to put her in the picture, literally. Much cheaper, and Sarah gets to choose the head shot.

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  14. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Anonymous4:22 PM said:
    Poor Sarah, always 2nd runnerup.


    Why do you have to rub it in?


    Now Sarah is going to bed tonight thinking about Shailey Tripp doing her husband.

    Why did Glen Rice ride Sarah hard and put her away wet in her sister's dorm room and never came back to Alaska for her.

    Brad Hanson got him some and left her in the snowmachine shop begging him not to leave her.

    How Curt Menard vanished but left her with a bun in the oven and wonderful memories.

    Losing to the African American Miss Alaska.

    Losing to the first African American president.

    Losing her FOX job to a younger prettier smarter woman.

    Losing the respect from the entire state of Alaska.

    Losing the respect from the entire town of Wasilla.

    Losing the respect of an entire nation.


    What is Sarah Palin's reward for being a mega loser her entire life?

    5 losers (Todd, Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper)
    Banishment to Facebook
    Ridiculed till the day she becomes worm food.
    Having to look more like her father every day.
    No photo op with Margaret Thatcher.
    No friends.
    Remembered in the internet as the swindling scamming idiot who doesn't know anything.

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  15. Anonymous6:06 PM

    My money is on Sarah Palin shrink wrapping her face on her SarahPac bus and shipping it over to the UK and crashing the funeral procession driving her bus right behind Thatcher's horse drawn casket. That would get Sarah a photo op with Margaret and the media attention Sarah craves.

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  16. Anonymous6:10 PM

    The BBC announced Friday that it will not acquiesce to requests to ban the song "Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!" from its airwaves. The song, sung by Munchkins celebrating the death of the Wicked Witch of the West in the movie, shot up the charts after former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's death. A BBC spokesman explained the decision by saying the company could not justify not playing a song at the top of the singles charts.

    http://occupyamerica.crooksandliars.com/diane-sweet/bbc-wont-ban-ding-dongthe-witch-dead

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  17. Anonymous6:12 PM

    FOX can you hire me and send me over to cover the funeral? They just love me in the UK.

    What do you mean FUCK NO!

    Okay.... I'll do it for free.

    What do you mean get my smelly anorexic ass out of your face?

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  18. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Yes Sarah we know Willow just graduated from hair school five hours ago and has no debt.

    Yes Sarah we know Willow just opened her own twelve station / spa salon four hours ago and has no debt.

    No Sarah your high school drop out daughter cannot do Margaret Thatcher's hair for the funeral.

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    1. Anonymous9:30 PM

      I never quite understood that emphasis on Willow having "no debt". Beauty school isn't THAT expensive, especially when Mama can write it off as "postage" or whatnot.

      The only explanation I can fathom is she uses it so she can't point at tomorrow's surgeons and physicists and say "Well, my daughter is debt free.. so there! Also, she does hair."

      Nothing wrong in being a cosmetologist or even the person who sweeps up hair... but after reading that bizarre Facebook rant of hers... it's as if she's trying to make her daughter feel better for being an underachiever or something. She could have handled that better.

      Who am I kidding? It's Sarah. That's the best she (and her ghostwriters) can do.

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    2. Anonymous10:24 PM

      @anon 9:30 Looking at the Penrose site, they also offer scholarships. I'm sure that there are plenty of families who can't come up with the $20,000 for a cosmetology program.

      There is nothing wrong with debt. Most people owe money on their credit card bills, car payments, and mortgage for example. You have a couple of choices when you go shopping. Carry a wad of cash and risk getting mugged. Write a check, and having it verified which takes forever or put it on the card. There you are, you have debt. The trouble with banks loaning money for anything, let's say a small business, is that if you are a good credit risk (paying your note on time each month), they will happily lend you more money.

      There is no sin in kids getting a student loan to go to a college or university. What Sarah seems to be saying is that those good schools, the ones that cost so much money are so elite--- oooh, awful debt. There is a reason why so many kids do want to go to a good school, get a good education-- they want to get a good job. They also want to learn about the world, about history, geography, literature, fine arts, science, in short, everything that Sarah knows nothing about. That's why she has to put it down.

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  19. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Facebook Sarah posted only 7 words for Boston and she posted a whole book about Willow's graduation from Harvard...... or was it hair school? Then Facebook Sarah steered the attention to herself by mentioning she will march in her parade in Arizona and hopes everybody will see her there.

    Bless Sarah's heart.

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    1. Anonymous9:35 PM

      Oh that reminds me... I need to go to Sea of Pee and down-arrow some Open Thread comments before I go to bed.

      I don't do it to be mean. Quite the contrary. I do it to bolster their egos. After all, they said they consider it a "badge of honor".

      So off I go to "honor" them...

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    2. Anonymous10:19 PM

      Good for you, anon 9:35 PM, good for you. They seem very upset that someone give them an "arrow down." Of course, being adults, they had to retaliate. (I used a big word so they won't know what I am writing). I bet that they stick their tongue out and say, "Nah nah nah" with each click of the mouse.

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  20. Stupid drags stupid drags stupid...

    Bachmann, Newt.... What a global disgrace... Add the Monkey Queen, and we get asked to leave...

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  21. Anonymous6:40 PM

    "Newt this is the Toad, can you invite Sarah to the funeral?"

    "What do you mean NO?"

    "You owe Sarah, she went out of her way to endorse you!"

    "Don't make me call Shailey and find out what you're in to!"

    "That's great, you'll pick up Sarah at 7 am. She'll be ready. She just got a pair of cowgirl boots and new nylons to go with her red funeral mini skirt."

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  22. Anonymous6:45 PM

    Bad news, there was a bombing in Boston

    Good news, FOX took away Sarah's studio camera and she can't make her "It ain't my fault blood libel video".

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  23. Anonymous6:51 PM

    Didn't SarahPac give Gingrich $5, 000 and you telling me he didn't invite Sarah to the funeral as his date?

    That ungrateful fucker.

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    1. Anonymous10:16 PM

      I think that it was Todd who endorsed Newt. Sarah never endorsed anyone. (She kept hoping that they would reach an impasse, and then she would be invited to be the nominee without all of the fuss of debating and campaigning and interviews and such as).

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    2. Anonymous9:36 PM

      ding..ding..ding you win 5..count them..5 chances to post at c..ow..pee before bing banned done.
      toad was the lucky winner of the payme clan to "endorses" Newt, (that's like when toad was asking joe millar.."you know how this works..eh joe?)..(e-mail dump) toad to joe
      but to refresh, the wig jumped on mit about 5 days or so before sarascam had to file with the FEC for "postage"
      she milked the rubes right up to the last minute for money.

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  24. Anita Winecooler7:11 PM

    Oh Noes! What a slap in the face! Shelly wouldn't be anything if it wasn't for Sarah Palin, Sarah was the first one to break the glass "crazy" ceiling, and now Shelly and Blackburn see a door open, and waltz through it.

    That's gotta get her constipated! Hey Tawd! Sarah needs a q tip!

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  25. Anonymous10:12 PM

    A tweet by Fox News contributor Erik Rush — that all Muslims should be killed in response to the Boston Marathon bombings — has set off a firestorm of debate on Twitter.

    The hashtag #muslims was trending as pro- and anti-Islamic voices weighed in.

    In what was widely described as a "joke," Rush tweeted:


    Everybody do the National Security Ankle Grab! Let's bring more Saudis in without screening them! C'mon! #bostonmarathon — Erik Rush (@erikrush) April 15, 2013

    When a responder tweeted, "Are you ALREADY BLAMING MUSLIMS??" Rush responded:

    "Yes, they're evil. Let's kill them all."

    He later tweeted that he was being sarcastic.

    However, when a predictable flood of abuse, shocked disgust and the occasional encouragement came, Rush appeared defiant, retweeting the more profane of the responses.

    Here is a cross section that we found representative of the reaction.


    http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/united-states/130415/kill-all-muslims-tweet-erik-rush-fox-news-boston-marathon-bombings

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  26. Anonymous10:14 PM

    https://twitter.com/chrisrockoz/status/323953925487214592

    https://twitter.com/chrisrockoz

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  27. Anonymous10:28 PM

    Well, that's the problem with Palin pissing off most of the establishment GOP. They get to go to London, and she already turned her back on them and insulted them. Now that she needs the favor....oh, Sarah, it is a good idea to choose your battles more carefully. It's not a good idea to pick a fight with people who might be in a position to help you. On the other hand, they remember 2008. Thanks anyway.

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  28. Anonymous12:48 PM

    There is no reason in hell why the idiot Sarah Palin would be invited, or garner position at this late date to the funeral service. No way in hell! She's a friggin' nobody w/no position in government anywhere, anyhow!

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  29. Anonymous1:30 PM

    I am a true blue Brit. Maggie was the best person to sort out a failing country when she came in. Anyway as far as I know the funeral is an invitation only thing(approx 2,000). Kissinger and Gingrich are definite. I am not sure that a delegation from the Republicans have been asked. As far as I do know a lot of the invitees are contemporaries of her time as the Prime Minister.
    I shall watch the funeral tomorrow and confirm whether or not it is true. Something tells me though there are some porky pies being said. Thatcher would NOT have given time to the likes of Bachman or Palin. She only ever had time for people who had firm ideas and could back them up with intelligent research and facts.
    Kind regards
    Josephine (UK)

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  30. I am a Republican whose first vote was for Reagan, so shoot me ! However I detest Her Heinous from AK/AZ more than liberals since Palin destroys my party by playing the role of the Grifter. Now, people here may not like Michele Bachmann at all..however, she is a true believer in what she does. You can disagree with Michele on every issue, but what you see is what you get. She is everything the grifter aspires to be but can't pull off. Michele can put sentences together; She actually graduated from more than one college; she passed the law exam;she has won 7 straight elections; she has 5 kids who either are in college or who already graduated college. Nobody in the Bachmann clan has had babies out of wedlock; they stay out of the gossip columns; they have never gone on reality shows. Like I said, you can dislike her politics, but unlike Cruella, she never pretends to be something she is not. She will not wear some striped miniskirt; she will not strap on a pair of "Belmont gals"; and she won't pull out some silly wig. Michele is very comfortable being an attractive 57 year old woman who has no qualms about shopping at Target. To compare her to Screech , a/k/a Permafrost Penelope, is blatantly unfair.

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