Tim Tebow couldn't get any playing time last season when the New York Jets had three quarterbacks on the roster. Following the selection of Geno Smith last week, they had six.
Well, now they have five.
Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll be waived, and the team put out a statement:
"We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason (losing weight). We wish him the best moving forward."
Tebow will now have to pass through waivers. Teams will have until 4 p.m. ET Tuesday to put in claims for him.
Tebow's NFL career is now in major jeopardy, unless of course he accepts a role as anything other than a quarterback.
Look as an Atheist I am not really a believer in curses, but even I have to admit that this thing with Palin is crazy bad mojo.
She gets her picture taken with you,. tweets about you, or even mentions you in an interview, and you are essentially dead in the water.
Tebow was a rising star right before Palin gushed over him in 2011 interview. Now he is yesterday's news and the butt of many late night jokes.
Hey, kinda like Palin herself!
She is the kiss of death!!!! No doubt about it.
ReplyDeletePalin curse strikes again!!!!
DeleteBwhaahaaaa!
And after Sat night WHCD and POTUS talking about the Satan/Devil (Sarah's BF & BFF)Mark Burnett made that program it will hit him, also, too!!!
She was SLAMMED HARD on Twitter for her asshole statements.
That's what you get for dweeting Stupid Sarah!!!
Tim's not a bad guy. He's just not an NFL quarterback. If he will bite the bullet and accept that fact, he's a good enough athlete to play tight end or possibly H-back or even fullback in the NFL. And he can be the "emergency QB" on the roster, just in case a team only carries 2 QBs and both go down to injuries in the same game.
DeleteLots of very athletic QB's have been tried at other positions over the years bc they were great at the college level where defenses are simple and the reads are only one or two max per play set. The NFL separates the truly skilled from the guys just winging it on athletic ability alone. Tim's smart, but doesn't have the right skill set. If he did, he'd have a $35-$40 million contract. But as he is, he's destined to be wearing a baseball cap on the sideline, carrying a clipboard, at best, as a 3rd string QB. But he's too expensive a commodity to hold that position on an NFL team, because there's no up-side to his potential at QB bc his mechanics are horrible.
We'll see if he can get his head on right and make the adjustment. The game doesn't need him enough to accommodate his weaknesses. I guess we'll see if he needs the game enough to make the change. But the days of big $ are behind him, unless he proves himself in another position.
Just my 2 cents from being a pro & college fan of 40 years. Shit. Make that 41. I guess it's been a year since I made that statement last time.
Sarah, it is o.k. We all know that you have no ASS with which to clown. The 'RILL' Assclown is your Pimp Daddy Husband and your Uneducated Fame Whoring Daughters. How about your Assclown 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT' son who abandoned his Wife(? If they ever married) and Daughter(? probably Bristol's DWTS outcast)? Sarah your ASS is on your shoulders
Deleteand as usual it is spewing Bullshit. You are a nobody and a joke to everyone. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Curses exist and there's a nasty one on the idiot queen.
ReplyDeleteAlternate explanation: as time passes she is increasingly on the wrong side of every single cultural issue, but is too stoopid and narcissistic to adjust her rhetoric, which along with her slang appears to be circa 1980's. In fact, she is such a fame whore that the attention she gets for being the loudest and most obnoxious voice braying her attacks just reinforces the behavior. Her language has always been inappropriate with its sexualized and violent imagery, but over time it's also become more crude. See? More attention.
ReplyDeleteIf people don't pay attention, they Sarah will just have to throw a bigger tantrum the next time.
Delete@8:29am,
DeleteYes, she will have to up the ante every time and I for one will be laughing all the way.
Will Bristol give Tim a daddy tryout?
ReplyDeleteThat might be just enough to push Tim over to the gay side -- and no one would blame him, except Sarah, of course.
DeleteOn the good side of that coin, he could then start dating Tawd.
Tim's a virgin. If the first vagina he encounters belongs to anyone named Palin, he'll DAMN SURE still be a virgin the following day, and he won't listen to anybody talk about what he's been missing out on for the past 10 years or so.
DeleteSo if Sarah really wanted to jinx the President, she should like him. I'd say the President is safe from the Sarah Curse.
ReplyDeleteGood point.
DeleteIt IS rather astonishing. I don’t think I’ve seen anything like it, unless you get into the cartoons.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk
The Jets had no reason to pick up Tebow in the first place, their loathsome owner (Woody Johnson, BFF of Mitt Romney) and narcissistic coach Rex Ryan, who should have been fired, were greedy and thought they could scare Sanchez into being a better than average quarterback. Their plan didn't work, and the Jets still suck. Geno Smith deserves a better team, I really thought he'd go higher in the draft, but whatevs.
ReplyDeleteDespite his using football to proselytize , and the Sarah Palin curse, Tebow will most likely get another chance with another team, too many need at least a competent back up, if not a starter.
Sarah better stay the fuck away from RG3...he does do a lot of God talk, yikes, the kid already had acl surgery.
Virginia Voter
The Jets tried to trade Tebow last year. No one wanted him. Tim has zero value as an NFL quarterback. This is the fate of a person who let nutcases in the stands give him credit for kicking game winning field goals for Denver.
DeleteKurt Warner, another evangelical idol, never behaved in such a manner.
plus warner had game, big time, tebow-not so much
DeleteYou're wrong VV, he is not NFL caliber back up QB or even 4th string. He might make a decent pass receiver or running back or some other position, but Tebow is too PROUD (goes before the fall) to take any other position but QB. He was offered such by the Jets and said no.
DeleteHis short, unsuccessful NFL career will be effectively over as of 4PM today and then he can start trying to be some evangenital preacher guy, who later gets caught having sex in a bathroom with another man while doing meth.
I'd pay him the league minimum to play on special teams while he learned the H-back or 'Tony Gonzales-type' pass receiving tight end position. He's big enough to manhandle DBs, but not defensive tackles or strong-side linebackers. But he's got to be a warrior to want to get in the open, because the TE gets chipped or held up on every play, especially passing situations, and they have to play very physically. Tim Tebo might need to get laid sometime in the future or arrested or something so he can have more of a bad-ass attitude if he wants to play with the big boys.
DeleteI too am an atheist. But I have no problem with an individual choosing to believe differently than myself. I DO have a problem when an individual tries to force others to live according to THEIR beliefs. Think Jerry, The Bigot, Prevo. But I never thought of Tebow as doing so.
ReplyDeleteNo, he just spent spring breaks performing circumcisions on young boys. Not forcing his beliefs on anyone.
Delete"If she endorses them, they will fall". Ode to the Bitch.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Tim Tebow didn't shoot himself in his own foot by his constant on-field displays of "God loves me and hates those guys."
ReplyDeleteYeah, but Sarah helped. And look at Lin. Her 'prayer warriors' can think she is so special that she chooses winners, but her losers more than outnumber them, and frankly, I don't consider people like Ted Cruz winners...the whole country loses when we have religious morons in DC.
DeleteJesus Loves Me (But He Can’t Stand You); H/T to Austin Lounge Lizards. “He speaks English pretty good considering it’s a second language.”
DeleteHopefully she'll decide to "speak out" on this "issue."
ReplyDeleteRear your bobble head Sarah, Tebow needs you to attack the constitutional-Judeo-Christian-crony-capitalist hating NFL!
DeleteAlso too, NBA player Jason Collins has come out publicly as being gay. So Juicy, you'll have to take him off your 'list.'
She must stand up and screech out.
DeleteOh, yes, please. Sarah, you can't let this stand. Tebow should be able to draw bible versus all over his warrior body and not get fired or whatnot, dontchaknow.
DeleteNobody loves a show off.... Grow up, Tim, and stop believing your own hype.
ReplyDeleteDon' give Palin all the credit. Tebow is nothing more than a mediocre athlete who was pushed forward by the 7 Nountains Fundies as the person to infiltrate SPORTS. Remember all the families loving them some Tebow and the little kids Tebowing on the fields?
ReplyDeleteLike Palin (& Mountain Fundie political tool) Teebow doesn't have any real talent in his area and was soon "outed".
Ah, it will be fun to see the sea o' pee whine about this one.
ReplyDeleteYou know something, I decided not to visit the Pee Sea anymore, but guess what? I realized that it is the best comprehensive list of recent negative Palin articles anywhere. If I want to see the latest horrible thing being written about her, they've got it over there, with a good dose of whine. They simply can't help themselves.
I then click to the articles, and pass them on, stumble them, whatever. Anything to give those negative pieces more publicity.
Sea O Pee is so useful!
The pee pond is also useful to prop up one's self esteem.
DeleteI am working on starting over in life, started going to college, whenever I get depressed about turning 45 in June, some of the commenters there remind me that is never too late, the majority of them are in their 70's and still foolish and narrow minded.
Great that you are going to college!
DeleteI'm 45 this year, as well.
I'm a professor who works with many "non-traditional" students. There are a lot of great people in my class even older than us who are coming back to school. It's not easy and they (and you) should be extremely proud.
I was over 45 when I graduated as an accountant. Good for you.
DeleteFinished an M.A. in history at 68. Not easy, but very satisfying.
DeleteYay!!! Standing O! Wild applause. Confetti, balloons, liquor.
DeleteIndeed. Congratulations, stick with it. Be proud.
Delete:)
I may not have appreciated he and his mother's odd pro-life campaign (their argument cancels itself out, like the Beethoven meme) but he did not abuse his popularity in that he'd Tweet hateful attacks on women (cackle of rads,) peaceful humanitarians (singing Kumbaya,) Washington Elite (assclowns,) MSM (lamestream,) and the President (lacks cajones, has all these felled policies, and every other regurgitation of her word salad of the last five years) and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteGood luck on your next move Tebow, avoid being married off to Bristol.
To show you how low Sarah is, Greta's husband is battling cancer and Greta could not attend the dinner. Did we ever read on Sarah's FB or Twitter her concern over Greta's husband? Remember they were great friends and Sarah's had Greta to her home in Alaska for filming a show. Sarah is send sympathies over Thatcher's death.....
ReplyDeleteJust another reason never to enter into the cauldron in Wasilla. There is no telling what kind of diseases exist in that house.
DeleteThey were more than friends. He was her DC lawyer.
DeleteThat's really weird. For some odd reason Cole came to my mind the other day, while reading here about Palins laughable decline or her grotesque physique - one or the other.
DeleteI was actually going to write to ask if he was still sniffing around Sarah like he used to- is the bloom off the rose for Johnny?
Sucks he has cancer.
Now how does Sarah respond to cancer?
Oh yeah, isn't it HIGHlarious, you frigid bitch?
No?
Then why would you LAUGH about Lyda Greens cancer?
On. The. Air. No less.
It is on tape.
Forever.
You are a cretin.
-When we polled Alaska in February Lisa Murkowski was one of the most popular Senators in the country with a 54% approval rating and only 33% of voters disapproving of her. She's seen a precipitous decline in the wake of her background checks vote though. Her approval is down a net 16 points from that +21 standing to +5 with 46% of voters approving and 41% now disapproving of her. Murkowski has lost most of her appeal to Democrats in the wake of her vote, with her numbers with them going from 59/25 to 44/44. And the vote hasn't increased her credibility with Republican either- she was at 51/38 with them in February and she's at 50/39 now.
ReplyDeleteMark Begich is down following his no vote as well. He was at 49/39 in February and now he's at 41/37. His popularity has declined with Democrats (from 76/17 to 59/24) and with independents (from 54/32 to 43/35), and there has been no corresponding improvement with Republicans. He had a 24% approval rating with them two months ago and he has a 24% approval rating with them now.
60% of Alaska voters support background checks to just 35% opposed, including a 62/33 spread with independents. 39% of voters say they're less likely to vote for each of Begich and Murkowski in their next elections based on this vote, while only 22% and 26% say they're more likely to vote for Begich and Murkowski respectively because of this.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/04/more-backlash-against-senators-on-gun-vote.html
If Tebow and his public prayers represent such a direct pipeline to God, then God would have blessed Tebow with another contract. Maybe God has gotten tired of all that grandstanding and decided to take His business back to the Church, where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteHear, hear!
DeleteIt's like idiot Sarah saying that when a door opens, she'll go through it. Too bad so many have and are continuing to be slammed in her ugly puss! Love it, love it. Eventually, she'll get the message. She's just a tad slow in her brain!!!
DeleteDamn that Sarah Palin Curse
ReplyDeleteSarah better keep an eye on Todd. Tebow is free and Todd may go give him a tryout.
ReplyDelete(Bad) Mojo rising.
ReplyDeleteWhen you see a tweet from Sarah Palin praising anyone or anything, put your money on the opposite side. You won't win every single time, but you'll be right so often, it will seem like you win em all. Sarah's a late band-wagon jumper-on even when she gets it right. By that time it's a forgone conclusion anyway. She's a fraud and a fake. Just like her tits.
Tim can make more millions with a reality show ...
ReplyDelete"How I suckered NFL teams out of millions"
Let this Tebow thing be a lesson to Sarah.
ReplyDeleteYour kids needs to tell you to stop praising them in public. They are uneducated and unskilled but Sarah keeps building them up and they fail as always.
Sarah should treat Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper like she does Trig. Just give them jars of baby food and take photo ops with them every once in awhile.
If they can't dance then don't force them.
If they can't learn to read or write then let them drop out of school like Willow.
If they rather play with guns instead of raising their daughters then get them clipped.
I believe it's Sarah's fault. Let those retards be.
Love it!
Deletepalin touch of death. nuff said.
ReplyDeleteTebow is a big fave rave at House o' Headcases as well. I'm sure the slathering Bots believe that the Lawd set this up so Tim will be free to be VP when the Queen ascends the throne after her history-making landslide in 2016. After all, isn't their other hero, Allen West, under contract to Faux News or something these days?
ReplyDeleteAs for Scarah's recent landslide of PR garbooge--I now picture her as a throwback to the good ol' "Let's Make A Deal" TV audience. Every time she throws a virtual tantrum, I visualize her in a chicken suit and spike heels, jumping up and down yelling "Pick me, Monty! Pick meeee!"
I do expect a landslide in 2016 giving Hillary a massive win, the biggest vote of confidence ever.
DeleteIf any of the alien creatures from Wasilla are anywhere near that landslide they'll be under it, not riding it.
As for the Queen and her throne, remind her she needs to flush it when she leaves the bathroom -- that stink she usually leaves behind will peel the paint from the walls.
Gryphen
ReplyDeleteCould you pl. post this link:
Not a fan of Greta but :
President tonight at WHCD – note that this is a charity and tradition is to poke fun.
http://gretawire.foxnewsinsider.com/2013/04/28/president-tonight-at-whcd/
Sarah gets bitch-slapped, albeit with kid gloves, by a former "friend", Greta Van Whatever.
DeleteUnless Sarah has a "new" friend who doesn't really know her yet (Like TX Sen. Cruz), she doesn't have ANY friends. Just sayin'.
Sarah Palin is a Coward, and she has no use for Greta and her Husband any longer. Sarah only likes those that she can use for her Monetary gain. Not 1 Tweet consoling Greta and her Husband for his cancer fight. Hopefully when Todd Palin's same sex video is released, Greta and Fox will cover it. Todd's Girly voice is by design.
DeleteTebow was so over-hyped in college by the media that it's no wonder he turned out to be less than they made him. There's always the Arena League.
ReplyDeleteTebow was so over-hyped in college, maybe he will do a Palin and go home and sit in his room and post nasty things about the NFL on his facebook like some other rotten spoiled never was did?
DeleteHere's a new "side by side" for ya of Palin padding herself in a most ridiculous and obvious way.
ReplyDeleteIs she capable of stuffing pillows under her shirt for attention? You betcha! Wonder what Todd thinks when she stuffs herself to attract men?
http://tinyurl.com/cypujbd
In case anyone thinks the DDD pic was photoshopped, Palin fan site US4Palin is the source:
Deletehttp://us4palin.com/gov-palin-brings-message-of-hope-life-human-dignity-to-las-vegas/
Great photographic comparison of the crazy lady. The peepond will never acknowledge it even with this proof, poor fools.
DeleteOff topic links.
ReplyDeleteGuns don't kill people, 12 year old boys kill people.
www.kctv5.com/story/22091179/prosecutors-say-boy-12-killed-brother-helped-bury-him
Why didn't someone else have a gun to return fire?
www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/29/ohio-catholic-student-pulls-gun-and-shoots-himself-in-classroom-suicide-attempt/
I don't know anything about football but I'm pretty sure Tebow is the most over rated player EVER. Seems like the media suffers from Tebow Derangement Syndrome, wherein non-football people think they know more than e every coach in the league and assume that Tebow would be the greatest quarterback ever, if only the league weren't so against Christians.
ReplyDelete100% agree. I don't think it's the Palin curse as much as the fact that Tebow lacks a key talent needed to play quarterback - he cannot throw a football! The Jets were foolish to take him on, but as a Patriots fan, can't say I really minded that they did. All the Christian drama with Tebow is nauseating. Separation of sports and religion, please.
DeleteI don't know, once you've been tainted with the Sarah Palin Curse you're fucked.
DeleteAsk Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Tri-G, Ruffles, Todd, Sarah, Wasilla, all of Alaska, McCain, Gingrich, Trump and the rest of dem sorry sums of bitches.
Can't forget Sarah fucked up Herb Cain's chances at anything.
DeleteIt's a good thing that he trademarked "The Tebow". He should make GREAT bank on that. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI DO find it interesting that they waited until after the draft to let him go. I get the feeling that he didn't make a lot of friends in NY.
"The Tebow" sounds like a disgusting sexual act.
DeleteHaven't see that one. Try the padlock. Or the crouching tiger.
DeleteSarah Palin's vulgar tweets: Not funny or effective.....
ReplyDelete"......But when it comes to evaluating the work habits of others, Palin has forfeited the moral high ground.
When she stepped down from her post as Alaska's governor barely 2/3 into her first term, she demonstrated for the country -- and the world -- that the sometimes thankless hard work of governing is simply not her cup of tea. She is more comfortable in the role of celebrity, and her daughter and husband have been able to cash in, too.
I spent most of 2011 and 2012 reporting from the Republican side of the presidential campaign trail, and covered the brief but heartfelt movement to draft Palin. I can say with certainty that many conservatives who adore Palin’s politics would never vote for her. Because she is, I heard again and again, a “quitter.” Nothing about that has changed. People making noise about a 2016 Palin run are deluded.She’s not a politician. She’s a figurehead, ....."
http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-75710265/
If anyone is still interested in just why paling quit, you can find it here. Very interesting reading.
Deletehttp://shawnchristypoliticalprisoner.blogspot.com/2013/04/sarah-palin-announces-resignation-july.html
Anonymous 7:56 AM is a link to Shawn Chrity's mother's crazy website.
DeleteTim Tebow is the NFL version of Sarah Palin. He was put into a role he was not ready for, and now he is on the cusp of falling completely out of his profession. Like Palin, Tebow has a devoted cult like fan base. Tim Tebow is most like Palin in that he is in over his head, but so far has been resistant to the idea of taking a step back before he moves forward.
ReplyDeleteFor Tim Tebow, former Broncos coach Josh McDaniels is his John McCain. Tebow like Palin was elevated to things he wasn’t ready for by a man who was desperate to win. There is also the similarity that both Palin and Tebow have trademarked their names or versions of them.
The Christian right tends to over inflate their heroes, and then blame the media when they crash and burn. Sarah Palin is a flaming pile of rubble, and Tim Tebow is starting to smolder.
If Tim Tebow pulls a Sarah Palin and insists on being the star(ting quarterback), he may find himself out of the NFL. Sarah Palin burned all of her bridges in media and politics in part because she believed her own hype. If Tebow buys into his own hype, he too could see his NFL dreams burn out and fade away.
http://www.politicususa.com/tim-tebows-fans-destroying-nfl-career-turning-sarah-palin.html
"The Lord works in funny ways.". I'm rollin'! this is absolutely hillarioud. Tim Teebow, christian warrior mow kicked to the curb... by god! Fuuuuunny!
ReplyDeleteAn example of the powerful Sarah Palin Curse.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin was never happy being a mother, mayor or governor because the Sarah Palin Curse took her down. Sarah was a failure at everything.
Along came McCain and Sarah seen this old man as a stepping stone towards being the President of the United States of America.
Again the Sarah Palin Curse brought down Sarah. Instead of the curse staying in Wasilla and Alaska, now the world knows Sarah and her band of retards are fucked beyond recognition. Nobody will ever take them seriously again.
The curse is nothing to play with.
Just ask any Wasillian about the curse. They'll be paying for conservative Mayor Sarah Palin's Wasilla hockey rink screw up for a long long long time.
DeleteIf Palin couldn't handle her kids, a tiny town and one new recreation building, what did she think she would do with the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard, NASA, entire country, national disasters, terrorists and everything else? Winking and folksy sayings is cute for 7 minutes then what? Quit her job again for the good of America?
Secretary of Defense: "Mrs. President what are your orders? Do we attack North Korea?"
DeletePresident Sarah Palin: "I would like to use one of my lifelines. I would like to phone a friend. Todd this is Sarah, help me!"
Uncle G's heading: "Sarah Palin's favorite football player, Tim Tebow, gets the big heave ho."
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of "Heave Ho", did Bristol finally get a decent job or is she still working on the single struggling mom reality show thing?
Don't know, but "Heave Ho" would be an appropriate sign for her tent.
DeleteTim heaves a ho. Toughr than dwarf tossing, or so I hear.
DeleteIn our house, a "tebow" is usually referred to as a "half Palin".
ReplyDeleteThe kid's too "green" and his "Schtick" is just a flash in the pan. Seriously, who paint's bible verse numbers on their eyeshadow? I'm sure it's a difficult process, writing numbers backwards in the mirror, but does that translate into a marketable skill?
Yeah, the old Palin Curse (aka "The evil eye") played a part in his meteoric downfall. I'm surprised she hasn't had a hissy fit yet!
OT Colbert Bush wipes the floor with Mark Sanford.
http://www.politicususa.com/elizabeth-colbert-busch-blows-desperate-mark-sanford-south-carolina-debate.html
Funny, wine cooler, I guess I had assigned the backwards inscriptions to be from a Tebo helper. But if he's doing it himself, well there's another marketable skill we néed to note in his folder for the placement agency. You never know----Timmy might be at he Clinique counter next time we see him.
DeleteSarah Palin: They’re holding the prom without me
ReplyDeleteShe loved the national spotlight in 2008, but now ex-Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is reduced to invented invective, railing against “D.C. assclowns” on her Twitter and Facebook sound offs. The latest Palin target is the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Fox News — the network that recently bounced her — was hosting conservative bigwigs on Saturday night.
It’s an annual exercise in mirth, but the humor couldn’t be heard amidst the strip malls of far-away Wasilla, Alaska...... The joke may be that Palin, once center stage, is now a sideshow in American politics. She was able to upstage Mitt Romney’s announcement two years ago — showing up a few miles away in New Hampshire — and capture the Iowa State Fair from other would-be Republican candidates. But fame is fleeting, and the conservative movement has new heroes.
One result: The ex-Republican vice presidential nominee is getting more and more strident.....
http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/2013/04/29/sarah-palin-theyre-holding-the-prom-without-me/
Secretary of Defense: "Mrs. President what are your orders? Do we attack North Korea?"
ReplyDeletePresident Sarah Palin: "I would like to use one of my lifelines. I would like to phone a friend. Todd this is Sarah, help me!"
Secretary of Defense: "Sorry Mrs. President, we are at DEFCON 1, war is eminent, you cannot call your husband for advice."
President Sarah Palin: "I want to go home to Wasilla."
If Tebow had a choice to remain a virgin for the rest of his life or be shipwrecked for the rest of his life on an desolate island and have all this to himself:
ReplyDeletehttp://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/bristol-dancing-red-dress.jpg
Which one would he pick?
We know what Dylan, Levi, Ben, Gino, Kyle and Joey picked.