Donald Trump just offered to destroy a Senator's career on a Texas Sheriff's behalf.

A sheriff from Texas complained to Trump about a state senator just now. "Want to give his name? We'll destroy his career," POTUS said.

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) February 7, 2017

Courtesy of Dallas News:  

There's a Texas state senator with a target on his back today, courtesy of President Donald Trump and the Rockwall County sheriff. 

At a meeting this morning with sheriffs from around the country, Sheriff Harold Eavenson complained about a state senator for getting in the way of some measures he felt would be helpful. 

"Want to give his name? We'll destroy his career," Trump offered. 

The sheriff declined, according to pool reporters on hand in the Roosevelt Room and Oval Office at the White House, where Trump met with law officers from around the country. 

Eavenson is in line to become president of the National Sheriff's Association in June. He has been active in the Sheriff's Association of Texas.

So the president is now a hitman for hire by any supporter who wants a politician's career destroyed?

How is THIS not an impeachable offense? 

Like many celebrities at the end of their careers Sarah Palin to appear as a regular on a game show.

Courtesy of the New York Daily News: 

Get a load of the panelists set for ABC’s “The Match Game,” the always loosey-goosey and often lewd show. There’s Leslie Jones, Mario Cantone, Leah Remini, Josh Charles and — wait for it — Sarah Palin, that BLANK from Alaska. 

For the uninitiated, the reboot of a popular ‘70s game show, is all about filling in the BLANK. The host reads a joke with a missing word. Contestants try to guess how stars will fill it in. 

Could it be a hoot seeing the staunch Republican rolls with the show’s famously liberal host Alec Baldwin? You betcha. And there’s also the fact that the show, after one episode, is already proving to be anti-Trump, whom Palin stands by. 

Take this question from last week’s premiere: Donald Trump has invented a new Olympic event he thinks he can win. It’s a contest to see who can BLANK the most times in 60 seconds. Half of the panelists wrote: Lie.

If you click the link you can see the other "celebrities" who are also going to appear on the program most of who fall into the category of  "You know, what's their name who appeared in that one show, with that other guy.")

So for those folks who took issue with my post last night concerning the depths to which Palin has now plunged, I have to ask "Do you feel me now?"

However that does not mean that Palin does not still have at least a small part to play in this year's political season.

Courtesy of CBS News: 

Former Republican vice presidential nominee and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will speak at the same event as presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump Friday. 

The pair of GOP pols will speak during the same morning session at the Western Conservative Summit in in Denver. The event bills itself as the largest annual gathering of conservative activists outside of Washington, D.C.

That's right Palin's role as the batshit crazy albatross around the flabby neck of the oddly coiffed Cheeto Jesus remains firmly in place.

Which means that even though she is only about one step away from turning tricks for meth money on Hollywood Blvd, she is still going to hang around long enough to help doom the craziest most unfit presidential candidate this country has ever seen.

And that is perhaps the most patriotic thing she has done for the American people since she quit as governor of Alaska in order to pursue her dream to be....well apparently her dream to be a panelist on a rebooted version of a 70's game show.

After losing her job in disgrace Paula Deen had been offered a new career path. Into porn.

Paula Deen;s "O" face.

Courtesy of TMZ: 

Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job ... and she's a mom ... so the good people who run a MILF-based porn site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG. 

A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week ... offering Paula a place in their company ... in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships. 

In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she's a MILF -- a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson." 

As for compensation, PureMature says it's willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work" ... and NO nudity is required. Phew. 

Okay ell right away I cannot help but remember a very unfortunate joke about rolling a woman in flour, but I will resist the urge to share it, even though sadly the visual will not stop popping up in my mind.

You know I don't judge, so if Deen wants to spread her tenderloins for a not beef injection on camera I will not say anything. I will do everything in my power not to see it, but I will not judge.

After all Kim Kardashian made a crappy, poorly filmed, sex tape and her whole family got a realty show, and millions of dollars in endorsement offers. So why can't Southern fried MILF like Deen?

Now if you will excuse me I have to go rinse my brain with bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.

Sarah Palin's favorite football player, Tim Tebow, gets the big heave ho.

Courtesy of USA Today:

Tim Tebow couldn't get any playing time last season when the New York Jets had three quarterbacks on the roster. Following the selection of Geno Smith last week, they had six. 

Well, now they have five. 

Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll be waived, and the team put out a statement: 

"We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason (losing weight). We wish him the best moving forward." 

Tebow will now have to pass through waivers. Teams will have until 4 p.m. ET Tuesday to put in claims for him. 

Tebow's NFL career is now in major jeopardy, unless of course he accepts a role as anything other than a quarterback.

Look as an Atheist I am not really a believer in curses, but even I have to admit that this thing with Palin is crazy bad mojo.

She gets her picture taken with you,. tweets about you, or even mentions you in an interview, and you are essentially dead in the water.

Tebow was a rising star right before Palin gushed over him in  2011 interview. Now he is yesterday's news and the butt of many late night jokes.

Hey, kinda like Palin herself!

Darn that Satan always telling woman it's okay to think for themselves, pursue a career, or eat an appple.

I know what you are thinking, "Gryphen surely you know that Christian church does not hold such antiquated ideas of a woman's role these day,"

Hmm maybe you're right, let me check with famous Christian spokesperson Pat Robertson.

Oh, yeah that is MUCH better!

P.S. By the way, since WHEN does Pat Robertson answers questions in Maxim magazine?

Proof that a Palin can learn. Willow Palin at Penrose Academy in Arizona. Updated with some insanity.

Here is a picture that features Willow Palin competing in a Vidal Sassoon inspired Bob Competition at Penrose Academy in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Now this picture was originally sent to me in answer to Palin's declaration that one of her daughter's was in London. I am still hazy as to how THIS picture taken on October 4, indicates that Willow is the daughter that is currently in London, but since I seriously doubt the daughter she was referring to was Piper I accept that, if even true, it is probably Willow she is talking about.

However let me just take a moment to say something complementary about a Palin, not exactly a thing that I am especially known for doing.

"Hair school," as the Palins refer to it, may NOT be the height of academia, but we should give some props to Willow for at least wanting to do something on her own that does NOT rely on her mother's ability to pull strings for her, nor trades on her infamous name.

Yes I realize that Willow played a prominent part in Bristol's uber crappy reality show, but I always had the feeling that she was a less than willing participant, and certainly did her part to help demonstrate the unflattering side of her family at every opportunity.

I have always said that Willow is my favorite, and that has remained true since the first time that I saw her (While interviewing her mother in 2009) until now. Yes she is a snotty little terror at times, and she has often only escaped serious consequences for her actions due to her mother's influence, but she has ALSO been the one that has refused to buckle under and parrot the Palin family mythology.

I still hold out hope that someday she will get fed up with her controlling mother, and write that book that ALL of us are dying to read (Call me Willow, my digits are at your disposal), but even if she doesn't, I think she should be given some praise for not trading on her name in order to make fast money, and is willing to put in the time and effort it takes to have her own career.

And considering that she is surrounded by these people.

And these people.

That is no small feat.

P.S. Now if this translates into a "Big Hair Alaska Part Deux" I take back everything I just said.

Update: And WE'RE the "stalkers?"

 I guess this is the example of "living life fully" that we keep hearing so much about.