Republic High School is excited to announce that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has accepted the invitation of the senior class to serve as the 2013 commencement speaker on June 1.
After an extensive campaign by the senior class, led by class president Tyler Weyer, that included weeks of coordinated letter writing, emails, tweets, and a full facebook campaign including photographs, the senior class realized their dream to have Governor Palin speak at their commencement ceremony.
“We confer a special thank you to senior class president Tyler Weyer for his dedicated work in securing this year’s 2013 class speaker and recognize the Republic School District staff and community in supporting the senior class goal of realizing this once-in-a-lifetime event,” said Principal Shawn Anderson.
Why in the hell would a class president want this lunatic to vomit forth nonsensical word salad all over his fellow newly minted graduates?
I mean surely they had other options. How small IS this school anyway?
The Republic High School Senior Class of 2013 is comprised of 27 members and the full student body is 109 strong.
Wow, twenty seven graduates! Hell, I could teach that many kids in the living room of my house!
Nice to see that Palin is still working the big venues don'tcha think?
And you know EVERY one of them is smarter than their commencement speaker. Perhaps this was just young Mr. Weyer's way of showing his class that even the least gifted among of them could still find a way to make money, if they were willing to ignore silly things like ethics or morality.
Remember how I always joke about someday Palin working the opening of small carpet stores and Piggly Wiggly's? Yeah well this is even more pathetic.
She's too lost in her narcissism and drug haze to turn down this embarrassment...any public figure of note is invited to speak at COLLEGE commencements, not teeny high schools of no particular note (if this were a graduating class of kids whose challenges were somehow extraordinary, etc then it might be a different story) but this is just pathetic.
ReplyDeleteWonder if she sexted this kid, also,too?
DeleteIts an honor for a high school to have the mother of a child who was kicked out of school for disciplinary problems speak to them.
ReplyDeleteSarah need to be in a small pond so she can feel like a big fish.
DeleteBut she's no barracuda. She's a guppy. Bless those kids' hearts. At least their biology teacher and others have actual verifiable college degrees. But in a tiny town close to the border, Sarah knows that she won't encounter any questions from any journalists. If I were a teacher at the school, I'd explain to the students to choose their leaders more carefully than they chose the uneducated "celebrity" to be their commencement speaker.
I know one thing for certain:
Neither of my two college alma maters, which include a land-grant university and a private top-tier graduate school, would ever consider Sarah Palin to speak to any assembly. In fact, I can't even imagine a professor having her guest lecture a class session, unless it was a "don't do this" mass media case study. At times, some professionals will actually speak about failed ventures where risk allocations were unknown beforehand, but Sarah isn't a secure individual with several successful ventures under her belt to be able to convey the caveats of bringing ideas to market. In fact, when viewed objectively, she's served herself only.
One day soon these kids will laugh at the fact that they worked hard to make their project successful, but that they failed to identify a worthy goal in advance. But kudos to them--- they've already received more education than any of Sarah's 3 older children who are each older than any of them. All of them. Students, that is. Hopefully the students won't laugh too much at Palin's horrible grammar and "speechifyin'".
@Anonymous10:41 AM
DeleteReally.. lol
How many girls will walk across the stage to get their GEDs while holding their babies?
ReplyDeleteThat Bristol is such an inspiration to young single struggling mothers everywhere.
Will the Wasilla Hillbilly bring her can of chewing tobacky to share with those 27 kids?
ReplyDeleteYea, as she slurps and burps her way through her Big Gulp! Such an honor. Way to go Republic! So proud. Sarah probably thought it was Republicans. hahaha!
DeleteWon't be long before your posting about Sarah jumping out of a cake.
ReplyDeleteROFL ! ! (I'm gonna be snickering over that image the rest of the day.)
DeleteLOL. Best comment about her so far.
DeleteThis is priceless! Thanks for the belly laugh!
DeleteWhat was her speaking fee? I see that hideous poker chip necklace is back. I guess she changed her pants (don't all commencement speakers appear in cruise wear?) and actually looks relatively clean. But the hair still looks like a disemboweled muskrat. Can't see her shoes but am pretty sure they were high, ugly and something a streetwalker-worthy. I wonder how much more minor her speaking gigs will get. Maybe the next time I'm filling up my car at Costco, I'll be treated to her dulcet tones.
ReplyDeleteI think that picture is from her tacky preening in front in the traveling Vietnam Wall last week. If there is an opportunity to elbow vets aside to strut herself in front of the cameras, she'll be there.
Deletepoker chip necklace?? I thought she robbed a christmas tree.
DeleteIts going to be strange for Sarah Palin to speak to a high school graduation class since she has raised 3 adult failures so far.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, she will at long last see what it's like to watch children (even if not your own) graduate from high school.
DeleteOf course, the only school that would ask Sarah Palin to speak is some backwards-ass town with 27 graduates. The fact that they want Sarah Palin to speak there is proof of just how backwards-ass they are.
ReplyDeleteMy graduating class had 50 and there's no way we would have selected someone as polarizing as this Klondike Barbie (now with detachable breasts!)... On the one hand, perhaps they are located in a very tea-party-dense area and consider it a great honor to have her come and parrot for graduation. Or perhaps a few people wanted her and the others thought the train wreck would be too entertaining to protest.
DeleteDing, ding, ding
DeleteThe racial makeup of the city was 93.9% White, 0.3% African American, 1.7% Native American, 0.8% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 0.7% from other races, and 2.4% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.8% of the population.
Can you say "lily white?
Well, I guess she took our words to heart, where we asked just WHAT school graduations she ever talked at (remember, she mentioned something like that in a recent screech).
ReplyDeleteNow she FINALLY gets to do just that, and gets to tell us NANYNANYBOOBOO! See what I can do!
Poor kids. So now, they have to listen to her word salad and her contrived MEMEMEMEMEMEM!! And "OBAMA IS A MUSLIN AND A COMMIE AND A SOCIALIST AND A TERRIST AND A KENIAN (oops, what is Kenia?)"
Remember how I always joke about someday Palin working the opening of small carpet stores and Piggly Wiggly's? Yeah well this is even more pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI heard that the Arizona hair school didn't want Sarah Palin to speak. That's pathetic.
Even The Pig has too much class to invite Palin to cut the ribbon at one of their grand-reopenings where they have added new check-outs with those "new-fangled" scanner whatchamacallits. Piggly Wiggly says, "Put lipstick on that whore and send her somewhere else. We don't want her stinking up our supermarkets."
Delete27 graduates? The Palins have that many Dropouts in their Family. Take notes, graduates, so that you will know what not to do after graduation. Maybe Sarah can be introduced by her High School Dropouts or her Pimping Husband.
ReplyDeleteWonder how many of the 27 won't even bother to show up for the ceremony; just go straight to their party?
DeleteOh No, that Emily chick from C4P is going to freak out over this!
ReplyDeleteEmily had to raise $90,000. to book Sarah, which meant bringing in 4 or 5 other nearby schools. But, the head of her school wouldn't OK Emily's idea. The average yearly income in Republic is $25,000. There is no way that they can afford Palin's $90,000. speaking fee. She'll probably write it off and let her PAC pick up the expenses. Count on her to say something political, even though it won't be appropriate for a high school graduation.
DeleteWhat, there were no Colleges wanting to risk having the Screech to tell their graduating class to use Skoal Snuff and drink Big Gulps because it is cool?
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that Palin is even too toxic for places like Liberty "University." Surely there must be some faux christian college somewhere that would want her inspirational words of wisdom to send their graduates on their way. But a high school with a graduating class of 27!!!!
DeleteIs the speech going to as hateful as her other speeches? Will she wear a cap and gown? How will they find a cap big enough to fit her gigantic head and wig?
"Once-in-a-lifetime event,” said Principal Shawn Anderson. "
ReplyDeleteThese are definitely Sarah Palin's people!
Once in a lifetime? LOL I guess no college or higher education for those kids.
Sarah said that going to the Kentucky Derby was a "once in a lifetime event." No, it's not. They have that horse race every year. And, I assume that Republic High School will have another graduating class next year, and the year after that. If this is the most important thing to happen to that town, maybe after Sarah leaves, they had better roll up the sidewalks and call it a day.
DeleteYep, and don't forget to piss on the fire before you take it to the house.
DeleteThis graduation event must make the Palin kids feel like shit since they had a hard time in high school?
ReplyDeleteThe Palin kids didn't have a hard time in high school. They took the easiest classes, hardly showed up (especially Bristol and Willow), and none of them---that's right---NONE--- graduated with a high school diploma. Whether or not any of the three later completed their GED, who knows and who cares? Sarah actually agreed to give the Wasilla High School commencement address for Bristol's senior class in exchange for printing Bristol's name in the program as a graduate (with Sarah swearing that Bristol had almost completed her GED requirements and was almost ready to take the exam). Whether or not Bristol followed through, the school didn't care because they were already "over Sarah" by that point and didn't want the distraction.
DeleteTodd is excited to go to this graduation. He can recruit fresh pussy into his business.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the young men? Wouldn't the Toad be interested in them?
DeleteWhat about the young men? Wouldn't the Toad be interested in them?
DeleteThat's personal stock. He doesn't pimp or share them with anybody.
What's the odds that Sarah will wear her cap and gown from "I Da Hoe college?
ReplyDeleteWill Sarah wear Bristol's infamous white dress to Republic High School's prom at Denny's?
ReplyDeleteNo, that would be what she wears to the after prom at the Republic gymnasium.
DeleteUmm go to Google earth and type in Republic Washington. There is NO Dennys. Might just be a Mom's Diner but that is about all. It's a mirco dot of a small mountain town. The village will have its idiot finally!
Deletei got money saying she's gonna have the girls on display. Sarah likes younger men, a la Shawn Christy
DeleteGreat on-point comments here. I'm shocked she would 'donate' her time to something so piddly. The necklace is gawdy and ugly, like her wrap bracelet; maybe made at vacation bible school also, too.
ReplyDeleteShe has the fake hubris to speak b/4 an audience. She lacks the gravitas to know when to shut up.
She has not spoken to the Graduates yet. That photo is from the Memorial speech.
DeleteThey must only have dial-up Internet service in that little town, so all of Sarah's fraud and deceptions might be unknown to the locals.
DeleteRepublic Washington population 1073. When Sarah does something, she goes Big with it, BWAHAHAHA. How many thousand Graduates are in attendance when President Obama or Michelle Obama give a Commencement Speech?
ReplyDeleteSarah, you are at the bottom of the Most Wanted for Speeches List. I guess you have to take whatever you can get. Is the Class President a relative of the Heaths/Palins? Will she tell the graduates that her kids did not complete their High School Education and to keep up the good work? Or will she tell them that they don't need 'no stinkin' Diploma, Hair School is the way to go?
My my, how the "mighty' have fallen! It looks as if she was dumped from that Speaker's Bureau which lined up her screeches, and pampered her ass. Perhaps they finally wised up, as she proved she is nothing but an empty vessel, and is now relegated to nothing gigs in Podunk, USA! It would be nice to see if some parents there will call her out as a phony, but I'm not counting my chickens just yet!
DeleteWhich word salad will this screech toss out to those poor kids... Will they give her an honorary HS diploma?
ReplyDeleteUnless she's getting a big fat check, first class plane tickets and a carton of bendy straws I'll bet you a dollar that she bails out at the last minute.
ReplyDeleteA Fan From Chicago
How many five star hotels are there in a town of 1000 people?
DeleteHas Palin been shopping at Toys R Us for her jewelry? Must have seen the pop beads for children ages 6-18 months and thought it would make a great necklace. Lazy rich idiot!
ReplyDeleteThat small town does not even have a 7-Eleven.
ReplyDeletePoor kids will not know what a Big Gulp is when Sarah whips it out.
A graduating class of 27????? My home room was bigger than that! She should be embarrassed, speaking to a graduating class that's hardly bigger than a day care class. But then the Paylins have no shame. If they did they could never show their faces in public. HA! As usual, Scarah, the joke's on you! We are laughing at how pitiful and pathetic you are!
ReplyDeleteMy kid's high school has around the same population as Wasilla, counting students, teachers and the rest of the staff. That means that the high school principal has as much executive experience running an operation as Sarah had when she was Mayor of Wasilla. And, the principal didn't have to hire a manager. My kid's home room had more than 27 students. His class had more than 1000 students.
DeleteI wonder why the University of Idaho never asked Sarah to address one of their graduations.
Ouch!
DeleteAnon 2:51 Thanks for saying something I tried to get people to understand back when they were saying Sarah had more executive experience than Obama. And all that talk still by the bots since then about her executive CEO experience.
DeleteMy High School back in the 70s had 3 grades, Soph., Jr., Sr. There were well over 3,000 kids and I have no clue how many staff. Imagine the budget for that place!
(It's even bigger now. By size I'd say twice as big physically. Only public high school in the township.)
My high school principal had WAY more executive CEO experience than Sarah could ever dream of having, yet he (no she's that high up back then) was NOT qualified to be the president of the U.S.
Would you want the principal of one of the Anchorage high schools to be president? (Though, one assumes they have their good traits.) By the Sarah is a CEO logic, they are way more than qualified for the job as CEO of the U.S.
People never got it. Hellloooo.
Oh great, Sarah Palin will give her first commencement graduation speech to the 27 students from Republic High School in Washington state in the lower 48.
ReplyDeleteWhy that no good turn coat sum of a bitch!
Wasilla alumni Sarah Palin graduated from Wasilla High School, Wasilla let het play mayor, Alaska gave her money from the Alaska Film Tax Credit and that bitch is going to the lower 48 to give her first graduation speech?
Well fuck you Sarah
She's already in the Lower 48; she doesn't spend much time up here anymore.
DeleteShe left Alaska...and her husband.....and her kids
Delete11:29 Remember that the majority of Alaskans could care less if they ever heard of Sarah Palin again. She is spending less time in Alaska and when she is here she hides on her dead lake in the compound.
DeleteAny state in the lower 48 can have her...but, doubt they'll put up w/her and hers for a long period time due to her being nothing more than a liar and fraud!!!
If the Arizona hair school didn't want Sarah to speak, it's probably because everyone there hated Willow. Seriously, schools are too discreet to make public stances WRT political figures. They want students and they don't really care if they're conservative or Progressive. What does them harm is taking a public political position.
ReplyDeleteNo. I think the best bet is that Willow didn't have enough friends who would have thought it was cool to have her mother speak.
Ivyfree
A high school commencement speaker who doesn't even have kids that are well educated (some earned GED's!!!) and whom we are not even sure has a college degree from Idaho. McCain was the one that said she had it while on the campaign trail that they so badly lost. And, when researched, the professors didn't even remember having Palin in the five colleges she supposedly attended!
ReplyDeleteA class of 20+. Congratulations to them for graduating from high school. Remember, Sarah came from a small school too, so she'll probably relate well.
Commencement message from Sarah Palin: Don't quit. Just because I quit my job as governor, don't think that you can quit. Don't quit. Set your goals high and reach for the stars. I wanted a million dollars, so I quit to cash in. Maybe that's not a good example. Be good to those who love you. Well, no, that's not a good example either, because I'm here in Republic and my dad is recovering from heart surgery. I have two sisters and a brother who can look after my mother. She hasn't been much help since she got her hip replacement surgery. Treasure life. Well, I don't mean that exactly because while we adopted Trig as our own, we don't put make him wear his glasses, and don't ask me about his therapy because I couldn't tell you anything about it. So, that's my message, graduates, vote for me and tell your parents to donate to my PAC. Where's the bar?
DeleteLol, 2:48!
DeleteIt's official
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is through with Wasilla and Alaska.
She's going to the state of Washington to honor their 27 children.
I suppose that's what she considers "getting her message out to a broader audience." LOL
DeleteIs she standing on Stilts in that photo? She looks like she is having trouble keeping her balance and she is very skinny.
ReplyDeletebased on where the knee appears to bend in those really long flowy pants, yes. She does seem to be on stilts (high heels?)
DeleteSkeletal
DeleteWhere is this school? Only one I can find is in Missouri.
ReplyDeleteIt is in Republic, WASHINGTON.
Delete11:33 AM Type in the Principal's name,Shawn Anderson and Republic High School.
DeleteHeather this is your sister Sarah, remember me? I was supposed to pick up Trig a month ago but I have a another gig in the lower 48. The pay ain't great, it's only a high school graduation but its a job so I can't complain. So can you watch Trig until mid June?
ReplyDeletePS Don't forget to send your usual statement to the PAC treasurer. You can list the expenses as "consultant" or "postage," they'll figure it out later.
DeleteHow important is this event for Sarah? Well it depends on her breast size. If Sarah shows up and her titties are big then its a big shindig. If they are small then the graduation is not worth the toilet paper to stuff her water bra.
ReplyDeleteWell...she didnt get to speak at any of her childrens high school graduations.......oh yeah, nevermind.
ReplyDeleteNortheastern Washington State is wingnut militia and white supremacist country. You know, Sarah's "rill murika." She'll be right at home.
ReplyDelete"The Republic High School Senior Class of 2013 is comprised of 27 members and the full student body is 109 strong."
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
Someone at that school needs to learn grammar. Comprises is a verb. "The Class of 2013 comprises 27....."
ReplyDeleteOh Yeah,NOTHING like having the mother of a litter of kids and not one High School diploma among them.Double face palm.
ReplyDeleteOmg! This is probably totally in response to the fact that someone on here the other day commented on how she is never invited to speak at graduations!
ReplyDeleteWith that in mind -- Sarah, how come you never get invited to do hot dog eating contests?
Tee hee.
DeleteLOL, and Sarah in all her ignorance didn't understand they meant COLLEGE graduations!
DeleteMaybe Sarah will get an honorary high school diploma. Maybe she can get some for Track, Bristol and Willow, too, also.
Delete11:56 AM Because after Slurping Glen Rice, Sarah would have an unfair advantage in a hot dog eating contest.
DeleteBTW, Republic is a tiny (REALLY tiny) town in eastern Washington, north of Spokane, a few miles from the Canadian border. Truly, the ass-end of civilization. How appropriate.
ReplyDeleteAnd, redneck as it gets.
DeleteThe average yearly income is around $25,000. Palin asks for $90,000. to give one speech. Yes, they have a lot in common. I wonder if there are any five star hotels in town for Sarah, Todd, and a child, not to mention free wifi for three people.
DeleteWell, I supposed if there's a "Monster High", there can be a "Brain Dead High".
ReplyDelete(I wonder how that fangirl student from the Pond who wanted SP to speak at her college will feel when she reads about this? Cost for the Queen to appear was $90,000+ according to her posts. And, pls don't throw flames at me, but I DO feel bad for the kid in this respect--buying into the whole Palin Griftacular at that age. I guess we all swoon over somebody when we're young, no matter how crazy it seems later. Hopefully, she'll grow, observe and learn, like we all do).
Emily Baxter isn't a teenager, she's merely always been the only person under 40 at the pond. She may be immature and/or she may be retarded but she is no "kid".
DeleteMiss Baxter is an eyesore also too.
DeleteIsn't she related to the almost zombie Viagranian blusterer?
DeleteI suspect she may be in for a surprise. Senior class monkey business.
ReplyDeleteSarah is giving this "speech" so that she can place the words Commencement Speaker on her resume. Months and years from now, nobody will investigate the school or the number of children. Sarah will merely state she has spoken to "graduates" upon commencement, just like the Obamas!!!
ReplyDeleteFalse equivalence, indeed
Jeez, a class of 27? My class was almost as big as that entire town. So big, in fact, that we held our graduation at the Capital Centre.
ReplyDeleteStop complaining and insulting
ReplyDeleteThe class wanted her
Certainly better than the Muslim Socialist
Are you referring to OUR President who is begged for across the country to speak at Commencements? 1 Class of 27 out of an entire nation of Colleges, Universities, and High Schools? Don't her University of Idaho credentials (if true) garner more than i tiny High School's request for her 'Expertise' on the subject of High School Graduates? Hasn't Sarah attended 3 High School Graduations for her 3 Magna Cum Laude children? Weren't Bristol and Willow the most popular HO'S at their schools?
DeleteHow little they know. They are as clueless as you.
Delete12:07
DeleteI smell a bot! We're insulting, yes, complaining, no. Kudos to the class president for setting his sights and achieving a goal.
We are mocking, with gusto, this poor excuse for a woman, mother, spouse, sort-of politician, grifter, hypocrite. Notable, she didn't speak at hair school or Wasilla High. What wisdom does she possess to impart to young minds? Don't bother with higher ed, go trade schools and the military(esp if ur in trouble with the law) will take you.
And the very idea that she is a better choice than the Harvard educated POTUS is preposterous beyond belief and defines you as an idiot. Try using some periods in ur writing, makes it easier to understand.
How much do you want to bet she mentions the "one she can't have" in her speech?
DeleteDumbass!
DeleteHow come the University of Idaho has never asked Sarah to address one of their graduating classes? That would have been quite an honor for UI to invite her when she was governor, but they didn't. Could it be that while Sarah is listed in their yearbook as studying "communications" maybe she really didn't get a BS in Journalism. Listen to her talk. Sarah does not sound as if she graduated high school.
DeleteOK, let's say it. Sarah's level of appeal is to someone in high school.
Delete"Certainly better than the Muslim Socialist"
DeleteBWAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!! Your taste is all in your mouth, just like the Tundra Turd's. God you're lame! Is that the best you've got? Laughing at you not with you, moron.
12:07pm:
DeleteThe class wanted Sarah, just as Sarah wants the class.
Using the phrase "Muslim Socialist" proves you are just a stupid moron who has no idea what a Muslim is or what socialism is.
DeleteI'm amazed that you constantly show off your ignorance.
I'll bet you think you're a Christian. You are not because a true Christian would not bear false witness against another.
You are an un-Christian, un-American stupid dirtbag.
This is obviously the grand kickoff to her 2016 Presidential run.
ReplyDeleteJune 1: Graduation Speech to crowd of 27 graduating seniors.
June 15: Guest Bingo Caller at Golden Acres Retirement Village.
July 4th: That much-coveted Piggly Wiggly gig. With sparklers!
July 16: Jumping up and down in background during filming of CBS This Morning. With sparklers!
Caint forget Bobby Joe Sue's 2nd Birthday party pay gig is coming up. A very busy year for the Facebook Diva from the Last Frontier.
Deleteand a cameo on Honey Boo Boo
DeleteWill she be leading the 10,000 fully armed 'patriots' that will march on DC this 4th of July? That would be a REAL sign of a TRUE patriot, wouldn't it?
DeleteSnark
4:16 PM Stick Lady would never risk being arrested, she might never be released.
DeleteNice double-chin on ol' screechy there. Someone's been packing away too many Big Gulps and Chik-fil-a sammiches.
ReplyDeleteYou people should feel bad for not wishing Willow a Happy Mother's Day.
ReplyDeleteShame on all of you.
It was either invite the narcissistic fake energy expert scam artist, the 2 inch two toned limp dick pimp daddy, the pregnant dancing DWTS gorilla, the divorced fake GI Joe combat vet or the former gang leader high school dropout breaking and entering homophobic hair school certificate girl.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the narcissistic fake energy expert scam artist lost.
Will she get an honorary diploma? About time someone in that family did.
ReplyDeleteGoodness knows they can't seem to get their grubby mitts on real diplomas; might as well go for honorary ones.
Deletetoo funny
DeleteThis actually makes Sarah look generous. Plus, it's a way to have SarahPAC pay for travel to Washington state and possibly a visit with Aunt ????.
ReplyDeleteI weep for the clueless students and school administration who bought the myth.
27 seniors? How do they staff the Dairy Queen?
ReplyDeleteIf somebody wants a Dairy Queen burger, they call down to the carwash and the carwash employee runs a mile down the road to Dairy Queen and makes the burger.
DeleteNo problem.
Nearest Dairy Queen is about an hour and a half away
DeleteI am no fan of Sarah Palin's and feel badly for those poor kids, especially the deluded ones who apparently worked so hard to get her there - unless, perhaps they are staging some kind of elaborate senior prank, BUT for an Alaska-based blog to mock a school because it has a graduating class of only 27 when many Rural Alaska schools number their graduating classes in the single digits is just too lame. Sometimes, Gryph seems to know nothing about his home state, beyond Anchorage.
DeleteRepublic is a short hop (about 30 miles) across the Kettle River from Colville where Alaskan serial killer Israel Keyes was raised and home schooled by fundy parents.
ReplyDelete"He was still a child when the Keyes family moved to a rural area north of Colville, Washington. The move coincided with the family’s departure from the Mormon church. In Washington, they occasionally attended a church of Christian Identity, a tiny denomination preaching white separatist and anti-Semitic doctrines."
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/blog/article/the-cold-blooded-crimes-of-serial-murderer-israel-keyes/index.html
Definitely Sarah Palin country, but I doubt she'll show. How many other big events did Sarah stand up when they thought she was booked? And there's no way they can pay her anything. We all know she does nothing for free out of the go9dness of her heart.
No, the real story is probably something like this.....
Todd: Hey somebody in Republic Washington wants you to speak at their graduation.
Drug addled Sarah: The Republicans want me to speak in Washington DC? Sign me up, I knew they'd come to their senses!
Funny and sad... No pictures of Sarah Palin attending the graduations of her three oldest children, but now she needs a photo op as some sort of education guru.
ReplyDeleteThat's because there were none.
Delete27 graduating seniors will know more about world history than Sarah Palin and they can see Canada from their windows.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I'm happy that kids set a goal and worked hard to accomplish it. Too bad they didn't get the real story about Sarah, but that's that.
ReplyDeleteSecond, my high school graduating class had just at 1,000 students. My younger sister's was 1,300.
We had CLASSES that had more than 100 students in them.
Third, I am SOOOO impressed that Sarah has been asked to speak before such an amazingly large crowd.
Fourth, hey, Sarah, how come your so-called Alma Mata Idaho school hasn't yet asked you to speak for their graduations? Maybe they aren't proud of you and don't want to be associated with you?
Excellent point! Was it U of Idaho where she finally got her degree (snicker, snicker)? Why has she not been invited to speak there as a former VP candidate ? What's that about? UNLESS. of course, she never graduated from there.
DeleteBecause she didn't.
DeleteRepublic Washington is one of those, you know, small towns that when a sixteen year old girl gets taken out of school with mono for five months, you know damn sure she is pregnant.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Sarah has finally paid attention to all the blogs as being a slob in public. No teen age mini dresses or jeans today and looks like Willow finally fixed her hair/wig.
ReplyDeleteI predicted she wouldn't wear short sleeves after her skeletor
DeleteShowing Of stick woman's arms at the scary NRA fete.
She's actually emaciated. (My spell check said emancipated ) I don't think so.
Her stick-thin legs are swimming in those trousers.
DeleteSo, will Sara Louise slowly slip down the food chain even more and accept an invitation to speak at an elementary school graduation next year??
ReplyDeleteOr will she, finally "Go to jail, go directly to jail..." ;)
Maybe she can get a gig at a supermarket opening, or the opening of a new Taco Bell.
Delete"She's too lost in her narcissism and drug haze to turn down this embarrassment.."
ReplyDeleteI sense that's the heart of this. She enjoys being courted, fawned over, seems to really need it. The devoted will say it's populist, and it is, sort of. Downhome AND a milestone in the relevancy fade-out.
If I were a parent of a Republic High School student I would protest.
ReplyDeleteSadly, you probably wouldn't know enough to protest.
DeleteBecause yer most likely a rill Murkin.
DeleteBet that class president thinks this gives him a shot to "tap that"...
ReplyDelete1:46 PM If so then the Class President has no Class.
DeletePenicillin won't cure whatever he catches from a Palin.
DeleteAs a student of the Junior class at Republic, I'll let you know that their class motto is "YOLO" and that the class president idolizes Palin. We are a very small, conservative town, and as one of the few very liberal people here, I for one am not pleased to have her coming.
ReplyDeleteNot making fun of you at all nor your school. Ridiculing HER who places no value in education at all.
DeleteYOLO? So, they're basically morons.
DeleteSo... If you really are from that little town, could you shed some light on just HOW MUCH $arah is being paid for this, and WHO is paying for her? We all would appreciate your answer, anon@1:58 pm...
DeleteOMG! She looks like a complete stick person now with a melon on the end of her neck. Sad.
ReplyDeleteHow could this group of little fuckwits afford the 75K or whatever and all the amenities for ole' Sarah to give her quaint little advice on how to fail palin style??
ReplyDeleteHer prom queen moment. "You like me! You RILLY RILLY like me!"
Deletenow THAT is funny
ReplyDeleteoh how the mighty have fallen
What is Sarah going to tell the graduates, don't give up and don't quit? Honor your parents, while Sarah goes off hunting bear while her father just had major heart surgery and her mother could probably use some support.
ReplyDeleteHer speech is already more than half written in the facebook post about Willow's graduation...do what you love, you don't need to go to college, a trade is good, don't get in debt, she worked her way through college (oh, and did you know she did the beauty pageant thing and is the mother of a military vet?).
DeleteShe'll identify with the state of WA and the small town and will also use the town's name to make some political points about how they need to be good patriots and work hard to protect the Republic of the USofA and faith, family, and FREEDOM. She'll work in some identifying with high school graduates (Did you know she's a mom!). She may work in her joke about how they've probably seen her kids inmaking the tabloids and on the tv). Congratulations, good luck, don't let Obama take your guns, and Benghazi! And did you know she was tapped to run for VP and is writing a book about Christmas?
Now I enjoy this blog, and I totally enjoy the usual mocking of Palin and all of the snark. I personally consider her to be a mentally ill narcissistic piece of shit, so feel free to carry on with that.
ReplyDeleteBut here is another perspective regarding the small town High School class of 27. I graduated with a class of 25. Total of 105 students in my school. Many years ago. I am unashamed to be a liberal, a well-regarded medical professional w/ a Master's Degree. I do my share to further and work for progressive causes. Now there is a comment from a junior of that school just up above and I can guarantee that there will be other young people in that auditorium who will leave the ceremony thinking, "OMG, WTF was that?!" "Get me outta this town, I got places to go." So don't be unkind regarding the size and location of the school and it's students, you really don't know how this might be just the stimulus to inspire a young mind to great things. Some of these youngsters will find a path that leads them out into a different world. It happens.
Now proceed with the Palin mocking.
Well said. I totally agree with what you said re. small classes. I grew up in Europe, where classes to this day are much smaller than any here. I never went to a huge campus like schools are here. We all were known by name to all our teachers.
DeleteI am waiting to find out her price for posing for Penthouse with her daughters. You know he is going to make her an offer she cant refuse, like posing naked with her thumb up her ass. Or RAM's ass.
ReplyDeleteSarah would never take a naked picture. Did you see her Hawaii vacation pictures when she was called back to Wasilla because Wild Child got caught breaking and entering? Sarah was not a pretty sight.
DeleteAnd she hasn't improved in the meantime, with the eating disorder and meth habit thrown in.
DeleteI cannot believe how emaciated this woman has become. She's fading into nothingness before our very eyes. I think she has some serious health issues right now - to match her psychiatric issues. Her exterior is mirroring her interior - sparse and filled with nothing.
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to be purposefully contrary but, although she's still thin, I think it looks like she's starting to put on some lbs..
DeleteCrack heads always fatten up when they put down the pipe for awhile. Your body, starved of nutrients, stores all your calories as fat thinking it might never be fed again. She's a classic binge user, Yo-Yo case. Did you see how bad she looked in the Christmas photo. That was at the end of long holiday binge. Then she fattened up for CPAC and on and on.
DeleteRepublic, WA has 1000 residents and 8 churches of which at least 3 are fundamentalist. I'd love to know if the young Mr. Weyer's Palin-adoration was nurtured in the Republic Assembly of God church.
ReplyDelete8 churches in a town of 1000? All of their extra money must go to the churches.
Delete"All of their extra money must go to the churches."
DeleteNot anymore.... Sarah PAC will replace them.
4:48pm:
DeleteThere is NO extra money in that town. These people basically live at the poverty level.
http://www.city-data.com/city/Republic-Washington.html
The Idiot seems to be wearing white baggy pants to every event.
ReplyDeleteThe rule is: white pants & white shoes should be worn only after Memorial Day .
The ugly necklace was it Piper school project? Second time i have seen her wearing it.
Why is she not beside her dad, who had a surgery or something i read this week?
I haven't looked at the picture real close, but is it a poker chip necklace? Only Queen of Tacky would think a red, white and blue poker chip necklace would be rogue-y and cool.
DeleteHer father only comes in handy when she needs him to load her rifle, point out which way is north, or babysit. Apart from that, she has no use for her family members.
DeleteIt's like having Charlie Sheen speak at you rehab graduation. Winning.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen would be a hoot at a graduation, the kids would really enjoy having him there. $carah not so much.
DeleteRepublic is right smack dab in the middle of meth/militia country. No wonder stick legs McGee is making a special trip.
ReplyDeleteMeth-su Valley South!
ReplyDeleteI bet there will media coverage simply because Palin will be there. BFF Greta and her merry band of photographers from Faux? Will Pimp Daddy Todd be there to hold Sarah up? What about the budding mini me's, Bristol, Willow, and Piper?
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah has anything to say about media coverage, I suspect she will and the graduation ceremony will become a media circus.
It's just like Sarah to steal the kids' thunder. Just like her.
$carah doesn't draw attention like she used to. Not too much publicity after her Kentucky Derby attendance. Nothing about her Terry Schiavo gig, did she even show up for that, or did she finally realise WHO Schiavo was?
DeleteWhen's the last time you've seen Greta even mention Palin? Once Ailes released Mrs. Palin from Fox's employ people over there seem to have conveniently forgotten she exists!
DeleteAlso too, even the crazy Beck who has his own network never mentions her.
So the high school kids worked hard to get Sarah to come to their school and speak at their graduation. It just goes to show you that by the time they get to college, they wouldn't fall for her crap. Sarah Palin appeals to a small town of 1000 people with 27 high school graduates. In all of the years that Palin has been in public life, how many schools in Alaska asked the Mayor of Wasilla to speak at their graduation? How many schools asked the Governor of Alaska to speak at their school? When Sarah quit (not a good message for graduates), the only schools where Sarah spoke used her as part of a fund raising event, speaking to the moneyed donors, not the students. At Stanislaus, CA, the kids were kept out by a fence.
ReplyDeleteHey, she could show them the fine art of taking five years to matriculate from a four year college!
DeleteYou know Sarah is doing this for a media event. There will be lots of photographs. A video of her entire screech. And these will be retweeted and covered in the LSM so she gets the attention she so craves. Also a perfect time to push the daughters into the limelight. She made sure to put the news out there before the event to insure everybody knows about it.
ReplyDeleteThose poor kids. The only graduation photo they get is the one with Sarah.
"And these will be retweeted and covered in the LSM so she gets the attention she so craves."
DeleteYes, but that just isn't happening. When an outfit like Huffpo runs one of her stupid and increasingly shrieky facebook rants, it takes time for the comments to build up and even then it is just people pointing and laughing at the stupid dolt. And, the articles sink from view fairly quickly.
No one, but no one, takes her seriously. No one is going to cover her stupid commencement shriek, I mean speech, unless she sails out onto the stage twirling tassels on her tits and doing a strip-tease while riding the star-struck class president.
Backdoor Grizzly Mom is not far away.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha! That TeenMom porn was just the worst thing I've ever seen! Her poor little pooper looked a bit worse for wear after getting pumped by James Deen's larger than life dick.
DeleteIt was all so obviously staged yet Teen Mom Farrah tried to play it up like James Deen was actually her boyfriend. Please! What a faker and what a loser bitch.
Bristol could have made a lot more money doing a porn, seems she missed out on that paycheck, although Teen Mom Farrah only put one kid out of her girly parts, not three like Bristol. Bristol's nether regions probably don't look that good on camera.
Maybe she will give each graduate a gift basket:
ReplyDelete64oz Mountain Dew
tin of skoll
4-pack of red bull
"Momma's Best" sugar cookies
US of A flag lapel pin
A copy of her book
25% discount at "Guns R Us"
Did I forget anything?
4:58 PM Gift Certificate for a Glen Rice Sausage.
DeleteGreat news for Todd Palin.
ReplyDeleteTodd and his buddies won't have to go to Republic High School to beat up any black students. There aren't any!
Student Enrollment Distribution by Race / Ethnicity NumberPercent
American Indian 5 4.0%
Black - -
Asian 4. 3.2%
Hispanic 2. 1.6%
White 114. 91.2%
Does Consevative Sarah Palin know that 51% of them gets free or reduced lunch?
DeleteWTF 51% of the student body and none of them are black!!!!!
Free Lunch Student Eligibility Breakdown:
Eligible for Reduced Lunch: 26 (20.8%)
Eligible for Free Lunch: 38 (30.4%)
Eligible for Either Reduced or Free Lunch: 64 (51.2%)
Yes that's correct
DeleteAmerican Indian students: 5 (4.0%)
Black students: 0 (0%)
Asian students: 4 (3.2%)
Hispanic students: 2 (1.6%)
White students: 114 (91.2%)
Hope the Asian students doesn't freak out Sarah Palin.
Over 1/2 the student body gets free or reduced lunch? That's unAmerikun dabnabit!
DeleteDem freeloaders should be fending for themselves. This is Amerika!
Right Sarah?
She's gonna stand on stage and you betcha sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
ReplyDeleteHave you EVER heard her sing? It makes my ears bleed just to think about it!
DeleteWell then 6:51 she would have to get on her knees and play her Miss Wasilla flute.
DeleteFacebook Sarah Palin has posted:
ReplyDelete“The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world”—a phrase so simple, yet so profound in its expression of a mother’s importance. Mothers have been entrusted with the responsibility of raising life’s most precious resource—our children (I THOUGHT THE HEATH GRANDPARENTS ARE RAISING PIPER AND HEATHER IS RAISING TRIG?).
I appreciate my mom and the example of love and grace she has been throughout the years (WASN'T SALLY PREGNANT BEFORE MARRIAGE LIKE SARAH AND BRISTOL? IS THIS THE EXAMPLE OF LOVE SARAH IS TALKING ABOUT?). Thank you, Mom!
Todd and I also appreciate the honor of being the parents of five wonderful kids and two amazing little grandkids (WHAT ABOUT RUFFLES, DWTS BABY AND THE OTHERS?) who have enriched our life together in more ways than I could have ever imagined (THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU EDUCATE THEM?). Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig are my life, and being joined now by Tripp Easton (JOHNSTON?) and Kyla Grace (HANSON), I know that no matter what is going on in the world around me, they are the ones who keep me grounded (WHAT ABOUT BRITTA?). They are my daily reminders of what really matters (I THOUGHT $5 MILLION OF DONOR'S MONEY PAID TO CONSULTANTS KEEPS SARAH INFORMED OF DAILY INFO?)
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle is a 1992 American Psychological Thriller about a vengeful nanny out to destroy a naïve woman and steal her family. The film was directed by Curtis Hanson, starring Annabella Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay, and Matt McCoy. The original music score was composed by Graeme Revell.
DeleteThe Hand That Rocks the Cradle
DeletePlot
Claire Bartel (Annabella Sciorra) is pregnant with her second child. At a routine checkup, she is sexually assaulted by the obstetrician, Dr. Victor Mott (John de Lancie). Claire tells her husband, Michael (Matt McCoy), and they report the incident to the authorities. Four more women come forward with similar complaints and Dr. Mott commits suicide to avoid being arrested and charged.
Dr. Mott's pregnant widow (Rebecca De Mornay) meets with her lawyers. She is told that her husband's assets have been frozen because of the lawsuits and that she will lose her luxurious home. Mrs. Mott collapses, goes into early labor, loses her baby and, after hemorrhaging, is given an emergency hysterectomy. While recovering in the hospital, she sees a news story showing Claire as the woman who alerted the authorities about her husband.
How Apropos!
DeleteHope no Palin kid is due around the time of the graduation or Sarah will show up with her fake baby bump square pillow and then has to quickly run back to Wasilly.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!
ReplyDeleteSarah's "pageant wave" has sagged as much as her boobs!!!
I'll answer this one:
"I mean surely they had other options."
Yeah, but Margaret Thatcher and Terri Schiavo didn't respond to his request.
Post on Sarah Palin's FB
ReplyDeleteSue Giles Miller > Sarah Palin· My dauhgter is graduating in June, we are from northern Maine and she chose to attending college in Alaska! We are planing a trip to bring her there. One of our planned stops is in Wasilla! When I told her she said "I want to meet Sarah Pallin"! Now that would be exciting!
Bad news for ya Sue Miller. If you want to see Sarah Palin then you will need a bus ticket to Arizona.
O/T but skank added two pics to the fb post and apparently says something about Mother's Day bear hunting trip-funny thing is that piper and trig and Tripp are dressed exactly the same as in the pics that Bristol posted for Easter at the cabin. First link to c4p page with the pics from skanks fb post today and the second link from bristol's post for Easter.
ReplyDeleteIdiots!
http://conservatives4palin.com/2013/05/governor-palins-mothers-day-message.html
http://palinpromotions.org/tag/piper-palin/
ReplyDeleteoops. this isn't (even) Lewiston, but Republic Washington. 109 in the ENTIRE school? Hahahahaha. How provincial. The inbreeding genetic disorders must be epidemic.
ReplyDeleteThere is ONE science teacher and ONE English teacher and ONE ... well, you get the idea, talk abotu indoctrination and limited point of view - yikes!
7:40 PM they never fail to screw up. Willow's Photo shows a Pregnant Willow. Pics don't LIE.
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