Jason Smith for Missouri’s 8th Congressional District
Jason has worked tirelessly to build on the foundation of his humble beginnings and is a responsible and respected leader in the Show Me State. In Washington DC, Jason will maintain that innate sense of his community and will bring his commonsense conservatism to the halls of Congress. Jason recognizes that government is the problem, not the solution. He will protect our 2nd Amendment rights and work to promote a culture of life. We must all work together to send Mr. Smith to Washington on June 4th.
– Sarah Palin
What? There are actually people who WANT Sarah Palin to endorse them?
Now if you are like me your first thought was the one up above, but your second thought was probably, "Who in the hell is Jason Smith?"
I had no idea so I looked him up and discovered that he is running in a special election in Missouri for one of their recently vacated House seats and is a friend of Sarah Steelman.
Other than that Smith seems like the usual cookie cutter teabagger, with campaign ads stressing his family values and ability to fire his camouflage rifle.
Of course none of that explains WHY Palin would endorse this guy after staying relatively quiet for such a long time. But then I found out that he was the first elected official and candidate to do this.
Seems fair.
Mmmmmm, nothing like a thin lipped skinny granny fellating a soda straw to get the juices running :-)
ReplyDeleteHe looks a little old for her but I'm sure all her "Big gulping" and licking her meth lips has him thinking with his "little head"...
Deletethere can be no other explanation for it?
Isn't palin at cross purposes there?A culture of life and supporting the second amendment?I always knew the bitch was a dingbat but this is pretty far.
ReplyDeleteSecond amendment rights and culture of life in the same sentence.Are you fucking kidding me?
ReplyDeletePalin looked assinine in the appearance with Steelman.Those hooker shoes and the sunglasses! Is she impersonating Lurch or Ray Charles? Love the first photo with her wonky eye looking even worse than usual.
ReplyDeleteNo hooker with ANY fashion sense would wear those clod-hopper shoes!
DeleteThat picture is my all time favorite! I don't think any other picture captures her inner insanity so well. It cracks me up every time.
DeleteShe looks like a frail drug addict about to topple over after a pat on the back.
DeleteSo is this Smith fella next going to be shoving a pillow up his shirt, pretending to be pregnant? Is he going to stuff his chest and puff it out so that he will get his way at meetings?
ReplyDeleteHow else is Smith going to mimic the Ol' Sawbags? Is his water going to break, yet he'll catch two consective aeroplane rides?
she looks 60 years old in that suck the big gulp picture...I wonder if her family is embarrassed by her, they should be.
ReplyDeleteShe looks...exactly like her mother! Exactly!
Deleteand sorry to say that is not a pretty sight, no offense to Sally...but...that's just how the cookie crumbles!
Every time I go to the pharmacy, there is a long line of people of all ages getting their insulin. Sarah may think drinking huge sugary drinks are what freedom is all about, but I bet all the people with diabetes wish to hell they had never tasted high fructose sugar. They aren't free. They are forever chained to injecting insulin. Same goes for her chewing tobacco prop. I lost a very dear friend recently, who was only 35, to oral cancer. He was the lead singer in a successful band. First they cut away part of his tongue, then his jaw. He only chewed for a few years. Her silly little "freedoms" kill people.
ReplyDeleteOT: Gryph, you might want to check out Twitter and see what's happening with the Republican-sponsored hashtag "#ObamacraeInThreeWords":
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/search?q=%23obamacareinthreewords&src=hash
I still can't get past that ridiculous "Super Man" outfit. How in the world of all that is Palin could she not look in a full length mirror before she walked out the door? Or did she change in a porta potty during the picnic that day? Did Bristol slip her the outfit as a joke and say "go ahead Mom! You'd look so cool in that! Go for it!" (as Willow giggles all the way home.....)
ReplyDeleteHer crazy got out and no one could stop it.
DeleteI bet $100, Sarah could not shoot a big gulp cup at 100 yards.
ReplyDelete"Palin could she not look in a full length mirror before she walked out the door"
DeleteOh, I think the stupid dolt did look in a full-length mirror before she walked out the door, just pleased as punch with her hooker hotness. (rolls eyes)
I actually saw a comment from one of her fans, musing that maybe she could "soften her look and modulate her voice a bit more".
DeleteYeah, that'll do it....
Sarah Palin is an ass and looks horrible in pants! What a retarded idiot!
ReplyDeleteSo.... not everybody has heard of the paylin curse then?
ReplyDeleteSomehow the Second Amendment rights Sarah frets about so much do not seem to jive with her "culture of life" fixation. Do you think she's aware of the problems?
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Jason Smith's election website goes for the "the traditional Judeo-Christian values imparted to us by a belief in God." He's against "minors from going across lines to get an abortion".
ReplyDeleteFortunately he doesn't say anything about rape. I suppose the GOP has gotten the message out to just shut up about rape.
http://www.electjasonsmith.com/issues/
Protecting God’s Gift of Life
I am 100% pro-life. I believe that every life is precious and it deserves protection.
In Jefferson City, I have stood up repeatedly for the rights of the unborn. Whether its stopping minors from going across lines to get an abortion or working to ban late-term or partial birth abortions.
I will continue to do so in Washington DC. I am not going to ‘go along’ and vote with others when they abandon the traditional Judeo-Christian values imparted to us by a belief in God.
If every life is precious, he should be just as adamantly against the death penalty. The state should not be allowed to kill, no matter how heinous the crime. We're all God's children, right Mr. Smith? Please try to see that this is the only way to say you're against abortion because it's murder. The electric chair is murder, too, performed by the government.
DeleteShe really must have had imprinted on her brain the physiognomy of the Barbie doll:
Delete-- feet permanently bent to fit only into the highest of heels;
-- a stick figure with no hips but a huge bust that overbalances the rest of the body;
-- too much hair for her head, hair that can't be combed and always looks like a rat's nest five minutes after the doll comes out of its box. (My daughter solved this dilemma by taking a pair of scissors and giving each of her Barbies a poodle cut. It only emphasized the vacuity of their facial expressions and the odd emphasis on the head, breasts and feet, with no body in between.)
Sarah really must think her Barbie impersonation makes her glamorous and desirable. Instead, she looks like a sad life-size doll that someone left out in the rain.
I have seen this pic before... the KIZZ shoes n the S-man t-shirt, but wow, the more u see it the weirder it becomes. Then the chick T... this is the shit (minus the shoes) I wear when I have no where to go and no one to see and am spreading compost on my garden. No wait, I digress, I don't even own a t-shirt! I don't even wear this while spreading composted shit. Yet she wears this for a scheduled public... well, yeah, consider the sourse. Valley trash? The bottom of the can.
ReplyDeleteOoops, sorry. There IS a special election, June 4. Hope the Palin magic works as usual so the Democratic candidate can get elected.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to her ass? Why did it run away leaving only bones and bittersweet memories? No, I mean, really? What happened to her ass, children?
ReplyDeleteBecause of the lack of consumption of nourishing food, her body has consumed her ass. Even Sarah's body is made up of cells that require nourishment to function. If that is not provided, the body will begin consumption of stored fat cells. Once the stored fat cells are gone, the body will consume the muscles.
DeleteHey...you asked.
Who would admit that their 48 year old Mother dresses like that? Middle School students dress better than that.
ReplyDeleteI can ALWAYS count on Sarah for comic relief!!!
ReplyDeleteMe too!
Deletelol goddam that "woman" is gross.
ReplyDeleteI never got the whole dumbass "Liberty pose" crap.
ReplyDeleteI've seen the Statue of Liberty. Hell, I have Google for crissakes. The Statue of Liberty isn't holding a Big Gulp or any other beverage in her right hand, and her left arm isn't dangling by her side.
All Palin did was hold up her Big Gulp, she wasn't posing for shit. One of her groupies made up that lame meme and the mindless minions ran with it... including, apparently a very gullible Jason Smith.
Actually, when you think about it, that pose comes closer to looking like a 'Sieg Heil' salute than anything similar to Lady Liberty. The outstretched right arm, the left arm by the side and not holding anything. Yep. Much closer comparison.
Here ya go.. Lots of "Palin Liberty" poses in this pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-12405,_Bad_Harzburg,_Jubelnde_NSDAP-Anh%C3%A4nger.jpg
Off topic but...they found the barrel Sarah used to snort coke off of.
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This is Sarah's second endorsement of the year. Her first endorsement didn't go too well. She endorsed some Tea Party lady for a local school board election in a suburb of Chicago. Sarah's candidate lost big!
ReplyDeleteSarah explained her stunts at the NRA convention when she waved around a tin of chewing tobacco, daring the audience, "Don't make me do it." (Oh, please, Sarah, do it! Stick some chewing tobacco in your mouth, chew it around and spit out some tobacco juice, just like the good ol' boys do it).
Sarah said that people notice her when she uses visuals. That would include her wacko outfits, weird wigs, stunts that include the Big Gulp and the tobacco, and, yes, The Big Belmont Girls. As far as Palin is concerned, all she cares about is the outside, the appearance, how she looks. There's nothing inside at all. She is an empty vessel. There is nothing inside and Palin has nothing to say, which is why she says it so badly. She also has no idea what Mayor Bloomberg's law about the large sized sodas was about because it didn't include the Big Gulp. It's the visual, not the substance.
And, that's what Sarah focuses on when she screams at President Obama on her Facebook page. How dare the President of the United States offer the protection of an umbrella for his guest? Sarah is still seething with jealousy that she isn't standing there at the White House, marines snapping to attention when she hikes up her short skirt to board her private jet. That was 5 years ago, and she still hasn't gotten over it. (Sarah was never running against Obama, but she thought that she was.) And her stunt of calling him out is bratty and immature. It is done for effect for her fans. The President doesn't read Sarah's Facebook, and he isn't concerned with her.
Sarah endorses candidates because that is a way to justify her PAC, most of which goes to pay consultants, the people writing her ghost written facebook. (You don't think that Sarah could write that long post, do you? She can't speak coherently. There's no way that she can write coherently. Writers cost money). So, a few endorsements make Sarah a "political influence" and she can continue to collect her donations by throwing a little red meat to the crowd, in the way of laughing at the President for using an umbrella. As far as all of those consultants, they may also be paid for looking after a political prop that we used to see during Palin's campaign for VP. Those consultants have expenses, too, you know, and they have to keep writing the tweets and posts that fund their constant work cycle. It's a business.
Palin posted some new bullshit on her Facebook and it is so obvious somebody else wrote it for her. It is way above her abilities to write and understand. Why does she even put her name at the end of it? Doesn't she have any shame? I guess putting her name at the end makes her feel smart and good about herself. Bless her heart.
ReplyDeleteToo young assymetrical zip top jacket, inadvisable for any public figure at a notable event with a dress code? Check.
ReplyDeleteToo long and too saggy pants? Check.
Too ridiculous and too juvenile platform shoes? Check.
She looks like a mentally disturbed person. At least there were no food stains on her clothing that time at CPAC where she gave a Big Gulp a Big Gulp.
Palin FB
ReplyDeleteBarry Smith > Sarah Palin · Think your beatiful and intelligent women i envy your husband got my vote on anything
Barry one question for you. What's wrong with the goats in your village? Aren't they beautiful?
Rachel Hegge > Sarah Palin · My friends are coming to Alsksa in June, Can you take them fishing? They are froma small town in Minnesota
ReplyDeleteSure Rachel just stop by the house and I'll be waiting
Joyce A. Vanhise Franke > Sarah Palin near Rocky Point, NC · when r u running for president ?
ReplyDeleteWell Joyce I'm still considering running but I need more donations sent to SarahPac to convince me. Can I count on your donation?
ReplyDelete4Ingrid Thiessen-Cheston > Sarah Palin1 · You are such an amazing women.the united states is lucky to have you.,you are on top of things,not only a good mother and wife but a loving women.wish you were our premier in Alberta.
I love being on top cuz when I'm on my back, my ass bone sticks out and hurts during sex. You're in Kanada? Yoo Hoo I'm waving can you see my house?
Pat Behnke > Sarah PalinYesterday at 6:42pm near Carol Stream, IL · 24,000 comments in less than an hour... Nice Sarah Palin!
ReplyDeleteI'm so popular tee hee. That's why I love facebook.
What? Nice Sarah Palin?
DeleteDoes Sarah fetch and rolls over?
Good girl Sarah
Frederick Morgan > Sarah PalinYesterday at 6:33pm near Winchester, NY · You really should run for the office of President. You would definitely have my vote. Take care and God bless.
ReplyDeleteI'm still undecided Freddie.
Do you have a credit card? Can I count on your donation? It will help me decide.
Pete Christman > Sarah PalinYesterday at 6:28pm near Gering, NE · Speaking of Hat Tricks,is your favorite NHL team in the playoffs?if so which team?Love ya.navy vet
ReplyDeleteWell Petey I've been following the Rio Grande Valley Vipers, the NBADL affiliate of the Houston Rockets. Glen Rice Jr. the son of a former NBA All-Star plays on that team. So sad, he could of been my son.
Armando Gonzalez > Sarah PalinYesterday at 5:29pm · thank sara abrazo kissss.beatifull family
ReplyDeleteOh Armando kissss back to you.
Tommy Gray > Sarah PalinYesterday at 1:13pm · Still Think You're Great!! Just Need A (Good) Running Mate!!
ReplyDeleteWhat was wrong with my co-mayor and co-governor Todd?
Steve X Markowitz shared a link.Yesterday at 12:58pm · Plain & Simple, if you are Latino or Black and Vote on the Democratic side then you are a Modern Day Slave!
ReplyDeleteI hear you Steve White Power
Spc Alvin F Arnold > Sarah PalinYesterday at 11:47am · hello this SPC alvin freeman arnold just checking and seing if you are having great success so far.
ReplyDeleteWell Alvin if you Theodore and Simon send me your Army paychecks then I would be more successful. Just love your Alvin and the Chipmunks Show.
Podge Lonergan > Sarah PalinYesterday at 11:08am near Dublin, Ireland · Do you know how I can get to Alaska?
ReplyDeleteWell Podge they have these things called aeroplanes. Its amazing. You're in Ireland, they close the door, you blink, they open the door and you're at the Anchorage Airport.
Todd will send his heelycopter to pick you up, Podge.
DeleteBut make sure you send the check first.
David Spears > Sarah PalinYesterday at 10:23am · PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN!!!!!.....PLEASE
ReplyDeleteOkay Dave but it's so tiring. I've been running every year since 2008.
Adrian Brinkers > Sarah PalinYesterday at 9:30am · Senator Sarah Palin sounds good in 2014. Run baby, run!
ReplyDeleteNo silly
The chant is Drill Baby Drill!
R. George Dunn shared a link.Yesterday at 9:27am near Alger, MI · Here is a clear thought on why we are being danced on today as we are. They do not want to see the truth of why we were at Benghazi that day, come out. It is about the arming of our enemy, the Al Qaeda, with those missing 20,000 SAMs. One has to wonder if they are in fear
ReplyDeleteThe family saying is
"The critics will criticize, so you might as well dance!"
George don't forget to call in and vote for Bristol and Mark
I'm bored. Maybe I should get a job?
ReplyDeleteWell keep posting your comments on my Facebook and keep sending in those checks. I'm still undecided about running for president, senate or the Republic High School Senior class president.
Toodles