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One last blast of Alaska winter today, hopefully? This is what "Grad Blast" means in Alaska! We'll move our graduation b-b-q indoors and watch the mini-blizzard from 'round the fireplace. (Global warming my gluteus maximus.)
First off let me just say how impressed I am that she had somebody look up the Latin term for "butt." (Now she knows why we sometimes refer to her as ole "Glute head.")
However she should stick to looking up new words and NOT attempt to try her hand at understanding science. Of course if she did, she might, just MIGHT, recognize that there is a vast difference between climate and weather. (Of course I am being facetious here as the idea of Sarah Palin puzzling out ANYTHING is ridiculous on its face.)
After all how idiotic do you have to be to think that just because there is a snowfall that it disproves Global Warming?
P.S. By the way lady get your OWN ideas for posts in the future and stop stealing from me.
Extremely lame attempt to deflect and distract from her umbrella disaster. Besides, you know no one in the Palin house is actually graduating from a real school anyway. Epic fail, Sarah.
ReplyDeleteVirginia Voter
It's really quite simple.
DeleteSarah Palin is the stupidest and most ignorant asshole in America.
Actually, Palin is an expert in the field of science.
DeleteShe is convinced that Earth is only 6000 years old!
See, she really knows her stuff.
How do spell moron?
P-A-L-I-N
Speaking of Umbrella's Wonkette positively skewers Queen palinbot MJoeshphSheppard!!!!
DeleteBwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
http://bit.ly/16qFaj9
"A Reply to M. Joseph Sheppard by Eric Steinberg, once and always USMC
Shut your cockholster, you civilian sack of shit."
&
"It has come to my attention that there is a dickwad committing fuckery out there, a certain “M. Joseph Sheppard” (R- FauxBrigade) who styles himself an authority on, well, anything at all, but most gallingly on the subject of Marine Corps Uniform Regulations. This subhuman motile turd has the effrontery to misquote the regulations of my beloved Corps, an offense that shall not go unpunished; indeed, the crimes of this cancerous, corrupt lesion against Nature, Man, and USMC are so grave that they may require the most extreme sanction*, if only to insure that the asscunt/charlatan in question will never again pronounce the word “Marine,” nor scrawl it with his soon-to-be-shattered hand**. Even now a tribunal is being assembled, to be followed by a posse and then a lynch mob***. And then the Dead Hooker Disposal Unit****.
This will not stand! I, for one, will not sit idly by whilst that venereal skinflap, “Sheppard,” besmirches the glory of the United States Marine Corps with his outright lies, and his continued existence. God, and The Corps, fashioned my brother Marines and me into weapons; hammered the weakness out of us; and sharpened our fighting spirits for the very purpose of beating the Holy Living Fuck out of puke-scented twats like this “Sheppard,” and that is what we shall do. The ghost of Chesty Puller has spoken to me, and I have communed with the spirit of Smedley Darlington Butler, and they both told me to crack this dumb motherfuckers’ skull, right after I rip off his stupid fucking baseball cap and fistfuck him with it*****. Who am I to argue with a direct lawful order? So stand the fuck by, Mr. Shitstain Umbrella Fucker — this here jarhead is about to administer some corrective action.
Echo Three Sierra OUT.
Oh yeah — Semper Fi. "
Well we know how the turd above got on to the Umbrella scandal now don't we? Via Stupid Palin.
hahahahaha. I hope someone posts this on his idiot page.
Anyway, is the queen trying to saw she is in Alaska instead of AZ? I mean, Alaska has snow? Its Alaska?
That hair is interesting. I had a friend in 6th grade who did the same thing. We called her palm tree head for a few days. Sarah is such a joke. Just WHO was she having a grad BBQ for? Did Track finally get his GED? Did Sarah? Or has the brilliant Piper worked very very hard and graduated 5 years early so she can work in Willow's non-existent
ReplyDelete'small business?'
"We called her palm tree head for a few days."
DeleteI thought the galloping grifter was going for an aging Pebbles Flintstone look.
Funnily enough Mrs. Todd Palin is an "aging Pebbles Flintstone" in that she "goo goo ga ga's" all the time, having no actual words to say that anyone else can understand. Does that make Todd her "Bam Bam"?
DeleteThe shot of Piper on her FB page has her in that same Pebbles hairdo. So the question is, is Piper mimicking her mother or is her mother mimicking Piper. My bet...her MOTHER is doing the copycat routine in her desperate need to appear younger than her 50 years.
DeleteTnat's hair? I though it was one of those brush thingy's for spreading bbq sauce on ribs.
DeleteEpic Fail
The Hair!
DeleteOMFG! What a IDIOT she is.
Epic Fail for SURE!
Uncle Gryphn
ReplyDeleteSarah pays over $5 million to her consultants for help. You need to send her a bill for copying you.
LOL! You should know by now she "steals" from other people.
ReplyDeleteBTW, they now have Sarah Palin condoms for sale.
http://icouldcrybutidonthavetime.wordpress.com/2008/10/18/sarah-palin-condom/
Wow...that is NOT a good hair look fer ya, Sera...or should I say Pebbles Flintwhore?
ReplyDeleteDarn it! I should've scrolled down before I responded to another poster.
DeleteObviously, without the dirty wig, that's all she can manage to do with what's remaining of her stringy hair.
DeletePosing like that with a gun just further confirms to everyone in the country that you're a complete idiot and asshole, Sarah. Everyone who matters, that is. The relatively few morons who support you and would think this silly "gun posing" is cool, will NEVER matter. The rest of us (as well as educated conservatives with a rational brain), will never, ever allow your ilk to take over the country.
Whose graduation is she referring to? And why is she acting like she's afraid to say, "ass", after the infamous "Assclown" comment? What a doody head.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they were out huunting a trial husband for Bristles? This had to be taken before Chuckles Sr had surgery, otherwise who would load the rifle for her? If this family is so gun crazy, how long will it be before we read about an accidental shooting in the family? You know they are not smart enough to lock up weapons, didn't $carah keep her rifle under the bed? Not a very feminine trait, shooting animals, but since she can't dance or act, maybe this is the next best thing?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's second idiot statement for the day. This post from 2007 explains not only why global warming causes some areas to be colder, but also why we are having snow right now, "Higher average temperatures will increase evaporation, making a more-humid atmosphere year round, and that added moisture is available for snowstorms." He first explains that conservatives will not be able to understand the material he is going to discuss.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_thomas_b_070322_global_warming_creat.htm
Those of us with half a working brain and the intelligence to listen to scientists who actually know what they're talking about instead of high-school-dropout radio pundits, understand that climate change CAN cause more snow and colder weather in the short term.
DeleteThe dramatic changes in weather in the past few years - flooding storms, super-hurricanes, more frequent and stronger tornadoes, longer and more damaging blizzards - are clear indications that SOMETHING is changing in our climate.
It doesn't help that the temperatures of the oceans are also increasing and adding to the increased evaporation.
But logic is a foreign concept to the right wingers who are encouraged in their ignorance by the corporations who don't want to deal with environmental regulations.
LoL !!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe has no clue what global warming is. All she knows is she is against it.
Clueless Quitter.
LoL !!
Isn't that the truth? The entire GOP does not understand the deficit, job creation, health care for all, banking scams, the Koch takeover of the world...all they know is that if Obama is FOR it, they are against it, and if Grover's daily memo says they are FOR something, they do not even question being FOR vaginal probes, guns for babies, and unlimited ammo for everyone! Morons R US.
DeleteWhat's even scarier is those idiots who think global warming is a GOOD thing. Yayyy...we'll have longer summers in Minnesota! Yayyy...we can grow bananas in Ohio! Yayyy...the wheat fields of the midwest can be changed to citrus groves!
DeleteOops...Long Island, New York, Boston and Miami just went under water for good.
Uh oh...there's wildfires in the entire southern half of our country and the severe drought is rapidly spreading northwards every year.
Maybe this global warming thing wasn't so good after all...
Try to walk across your backyard anywhere here in Texas without breaking your ankle when your foot goes into a 3 to 6 inch crack in the earth caused by the drought. Then when it finally rains, there's flash floods, which makes it worse. I guess that U of Idaho granted degrees in journalism only to those who were experts in meteorology, communications, political science, parenting skills, sex education, Petroleum exploration and Refining, and Grifting. No wonder it takes 6 years to complete a 4 year program. But after you graduate, you know every fucking thing there is to know about everything, and the special skills needed to communicate your vast knowledge concisely and effectively.
DeleteSarah is a perpetual punchline, and her constant hair malfunctions and fashion dysfunctions only tweak the absurdity factor. I'll go out on a limb and say that there is now way that Sarah can manage to make herself appear any more stupid and insanely jealous of the President than she does at present. But she always seems to manage to sink herself lower and lower, so what do I know?
All these assholes know is snow doesn't equal warmth. That's as far as their understanding of science goes. And they are so proud of that.
DeleteGryphen really wanted to say, By the way BITCH get you Own ideas. But he is too nice, so I said it for him....BITCH
ReplyDeleteHe's a gentleman. Notice he called her "lady"?
DeleteA Latin phrase tossed into a random FB post only proves that Bri-anus at the Sargasso Sea of Stupidity is really a paid SarahPAC consulto-sock. Maybe it's RAM?
ReplyDeletePS-Did a dog groomer give her that hair-don't?
Love & Knishes---
DeleteMy only funny line for the week and you beat me to the punch (line). Kudos to you!
I really should leave our pups' groomer's number on Sarah's Facebook for her to call. Whatever she's paying Willow is too much. I tip our groomer $10 bucks extra every time, and our dogs NEVER look as bad as Sarah does 9 times out of 10 whenever she's in public.
I tip our groomer well. We have a high maintenance mixed breed who's coat is almost like human hair. I comb and brush his coat every day, and our groomer works wonders with the clippers, nails and baths.
DeleteI doubt she'd even attempt trying with Sarah's wigs let alone those calloused stubs she has on her paws.
With apologies to Chevy Chase, "$arah, you IGNORANT SLUT!"
ReplyDeleteLet her keep posting and tweeting her idiocy, it is HOOT and the greatest study in abnormal psychology I've seen in years!
$5M for consultants, $arah? REALLY? For THIS??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dan Aykroyd...called Jane Curtin "you ignorant slut"
DeleteActually, Dan Aykroyd. But yeah, she's nothing if not entertaining.
DeleteSorry, as soon I posted I knew it was Akroyd. Too late to re-do.
DeleteI just cannot BELIEVE what comes out of her mouth, literally or with her name attached to it. Or maybe I can..... SMDH
I am a scientist. If you don't know that climate and weather are two very different matters, you have no right whatsoever to yap about climate change.
ReplyDeleteIf you think that *your* weather, what is happening in *your* little bitty spot on the planet right now today can in any fucking way whatsoever be extrapolated to global climate conditions, you are by definition a self-centered fucking moron who is too fucking stupid to figure out how to eat your own boogers.
Shut the fuck up, you pea-witted, infantile, gasbag. Yes, Palin, you. Stay out of the rain. God knows you're stupid enough to stare up at it and drown.
Guess what, you fucking moronic pinhead. It isn't snowing everywhere on the planet.
A warming climate can actually cause colder weather.
You stupid, fucking bag of bile. And you're proud of it!
For you Nefer
Delete"I realize now that is why they changed the term to "climate change"!! Really?? Climate change happens year round...it is called four seasons!! Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall!!!LOL"
A comment on her FB. THIS is who we're trying to educate...
Oh God. Eight am on Sunday and I want a drink. That is quite possibly one of the stupidest sentences in the English language I have ever seen. And I paid attention to the Romney campaign.
DeleteI think perhaps I probably should not check out the rest of her facebook page.
Is Bristol also posing with a gun?! Watch out, Cagney and Lacey, here comes Tacky and Flaky.
ReplyDeleteThunder thighs Bristol? No new Trial Daddies yet? The Born Again Virgin? BWAHAHAHAHA.
DeleteShe is an absolute scientific illiterate. Her go-to science guy is Glenn Beck? Why am I surprised? You are so right to point out her lack of education regarding weather and climate. I am still so surprised when people ask me if I think global warming is caused by humans. But, then again, she couldn’t quite figure out why so much money was put into research with fruit flies. It just pisses me off people like her become parents. I expect more from people who put themselves in charge of developing minds. Fruit flies provide enormous benefit to science. Basic science. If you are reading this Sarah Palin I hope you apologize to your kids. You are not fit to be a parent.
ReplyDeleteHey, an 83 IQ woman can only do so much! It's rather amusing that she's achieved as much as she has but every election she has won (Mayor, Governor) was the result of the voters being very unhappy with the other candidates and she was able to step in with a wink and a pretty face, but really, she always had others do the work required and she soon was outed for what she was; an 83 IQ know-nothing who is not even curious enough or smart enough to learn ANYTHING!
DeleteHow much money did the McCain campaign put into 5x7 notecards and consultants and advisors and handlers and for what? A woman that still can't present a cogent argument regarding any current events? This woman has even spent millions on consultants to assist her in becoming relevant, but those millions can't fix a brain that is compromised. It's rather sad that her parents perhaps hid her mental deficiency from a wider audience. They could have had her sit down and shut up and realize her limits long ago, but instead they simply let her make herself into a laughing stock.
4:54 PM - pimping is that family's middle name. "Game Change" was truth.
Delete@Anon 4:54 PM
DeleteThank you for taking the time to make a great comment. The only thing I could add would be, where are her siblings? If I had a "screwball" sister like Sarah, I'd go nuts telling her to shut up and quit embarrassing the family. Just knowing she faked a pregnancy -- would drive me over the edge.
Only recently, I've noticed Chuckie Jr. coming out with Chuckie Sr. Probably to raise some money for his new wife and child. Why haven't her sisters, Molly and Heather, gotten on the bandwagon?
Just wonderin'...
Let's not limit Sarah's illiteracy (stupidity) to science. We know that she never learned history or geography, ever. She didn't know whether we were friends with North or South Korea. Africa is a country. The President of France called her personally. Sure. Five minutes after hearing the lecture about Paul Revere, she had no idea who role he played in the American Revolution.
DeleteBy the way, Sarah, you and the Tea Party do understand that when the colonists revolted against England, they could have been branded terrorists and traitors to the Crown, hung drawn and quartered. (Look it up). Benjamin Franklin said that they had to hang together because they surely would hang separately. (I know, that proper English is hard to understand. He meant that he knew the risks of declaring independence from England. No one had ever don that before).
Today's version of the Tea Party is not willing to take the risks and face the consequences of defying the government. They talk big, but they have no intention of going to court and defending themselves against the charges of treason. Their answer, along with NRA, is that they'll just shoot everyone. As for Sarah, she really is stupid, unable to learn anything.
I am sure her sisters are included in the "postage" and "consultants" sections and are being paid handsomely by $carah.
DeleteI feel for Sarah’s sisters. They know to keep out of the fray.
DeleteClimate change is real. Sarah Palin's gluteus maximus is not.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dhgate.com/wholesale/butt+pads.html
EEEWWWW why would this old bat bring up her ghost white, real flat, wrinkled, flabby, weird fatass? That's is something I don't want to imagine.
DeleteNotice the doofus had to bring up a sexual connotation. she couldn't get by one of her retarded jabs without sex could she?
I wonder if they got their snow suits at walmart? Why would a middle-age woman wear her hair like that? Something is missing from her life. she is seriously defaulted.
she really is trying to drum up business for her next icky reality show.
she a terribly sick, on-the-verge of snapping clown..
Back to the earlier Umbrella-Gate topic:
ReplyDeleteFound this on DailyKOS (where the 2008 pic of Palin under an umbrella is revisited) -- Bristol on the DWTS lot in fall 2010:
http://estergoldberg.typepad.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01348876e13c970c-500wi
and
http://estergoldberg.typepad.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01348876e0a2970c-500wi
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Also, a commenter at that same DailyKOS topic mentioned this: A guest commentator at Wonkette regarding Umbrella-Gate:
“IF THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF GIVES YOU A LAWFUL ORDER YOU FOLLOW THE MOTHERFUCKING LAWFUL ORDER. IF THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF WANTS AN UMBRELLA YOU BETTER BELIEVE A WHOLE FUCKING GRIP OF JARHEARDS ARE GONNA BE HIGH-STEPPING TO BRING HIM A MOTHERFUCKING UMBRELLA!”
(of course the RWNJs are going to quibble that it's not a lawful order because the Kenyan Muslim Socialist isn't President yada yada yada)
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And one more juicy tidbit -- apparently the article in which that quote above appeared is in response to our old "friend" M. Joseph Sheppard -- this is the next comment at DailyKOS:
That article is in response (10+ / 0-)
to the guy who runs Sarah Palin 2016 blog.
He's a total moron, Wonkette have punked him a couple of times.
This is what he posted at Conservatives4Palin when he saw the article at Wonkette...
MJosephSheppard
a minute ago
Wonkette called in a Marine to
basically break my bones (in huge angry block cap's) for mentioning
Obama/Umbrella/marines. I've called on a number of my followers to my
defence who are ex-armed forces!
A number of followers are Special Forces/USMC.Wonkette called in Marine to attack your Palin guy-may wish to reply
That guy, Joseph Sheppard is really Joseph Farrell and he lives in New Zealand. He's not even American, which is super hilarious. He's a loose cannon of craziness, but hey, Mrs. Todd Palin brings them out of the wood work, the crazies that is.
DeleteYes, the Skank in Chief brings the J. Sheppards, Krusty Patullo;s and Bri Anus' out of the cracks in the concrete. With friends like those, who needs enemies.
DeleteSheppard's defense is about as shallow and dense as his anal retentive rantings. Imagine if he met that marine face to face? He'd melt into a puddle of excrement.
DeleteSheppard is one of the old white men pantysniffers that $arah attracts. He also posts your email address if you leave a negative comment on his blog ,which is illegal.The man is totally insane.and not too bright.Sarah's typical supporter.
DeleteThe POS lied when he said they threatened to break his bones. What a douche this man is. The ex-Marine was saying if you are given a request by the POTUS you do it Proudly without question.Serving at The White House is a HUGE honor.Sheppard (not his real name) not only lies with impunity but doesn"t know WTF he is talking about.BIG SURPRISE!!!!
DeleteDoes this woman have to opine on every..single..mundane
ReplyDeleteand inconsequential topic ..?
It's amazing that SarahPAC pays hundreds of thousands of dollars / year to consultants and not one of them could tell
her to bring the " shut" to " up. "
The scrawny and Rogaineworthy ponytail is further evidence
that Palin often wears wigs in public.
The Pebble Flintstone look only reinforces Palin's cartoonish image.
Again..you would think one of the millionaire SarahPAC consultants would give her a heads up about how not to appear
and behave in public.
The photos are old, and isn't the idiot in AZ?
ReplyDeleteAren't Bristol, Willow, and Sarah attending a 'SKANK' Convention? The Pimp gets away every chance that he can.
DeleteMrs. Todd Palin has a "gluteus minimus" as in No Ass At All. Projecting again Mrs. Palin?
ReplyDeleteShe's like a stick figure, maybe her butt migrated to her chest?
DeleteMeanwhile it is unseasonably hot in the Mojave Desert. She's an idiot. However, her remarks show how narrow her knowledge of the world is.
ReplyDeleteI started coming to this blog because I couldn't stand the stupid fake but there are a lot of other posts here that are about more interesting things. Here's one.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/18/republican-texas-judge-orders-lesbian-couple-to-live-apart-or-lose-children/
It's not Global Warming; it's climate change. Ask those people about the tornado that just crushed their homes. Ask the people who were in the way of Super Storm Sandy-- a storm that was more violent than anything they had seen before and had no way to prepare for. Ask the people in New Orleans about Katrina. Places in the country suffered terrible drought last year while other places saw flooding. Our area has seen flooding so bad that it is described as that once in a century flooding.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the Washington Post, 97% of scientists believe that man is partly to blame for what is being called Climate Change. Careful, Mrs. Sarah, don't slip on the ice and fall on your gluteus maximus.
Advice for Bristol. You need to wear a full helmet with a chin cover when you go out if you don't want people staring at that humongous chin you paid for.
ReplyDeleteShe couldn't find one big enough.
DeletePeople say the half-term governor's personal care habits have slipped lately - that on top of losing several pounds, she smells cloying unclean, like sweat, stale garlic and onions.
ReplyDeleteI heard she smells faintly of poo.
DeletePlus the stink of the toxins that her liver is working overtime to break down and eliminate. Like a tinge of bile, especially when she sweats. Her perfume does not mask it.
DeleteDa'Linda Stephens > Sarah Palin · Sarah,My husband and I will be traveling to your great state on Alaska the first week in June to participate in a retreat for ounded arriors at Operation Heal Our Patriots. We look forward to exploring Alaska with them!
ReplyDeleteThat's great Da' Linda. I used to live in Alaska and was also mayor of the largest city in Alaska named Wasilla before I moved to Arizona. Arizona is a beautiful state.
Madison Bauman > Sarah Palin near Gilmer, TX · i like u and ur state wish i could visit there.
ReplyDeleteMaddie we love Arizona too
I love it when people say "global warming is not happening because it was really cold today!"
ReplyDeleteHave you ever noticed that when we have record high after record high, those same people get really quiet?
Sadly, this is a very true observation. I can only imagine how it was in Europe summer of 2011 when a great many people died from recored-high temperatures. People like Sarah Palin ignore odd weather seen in places that previously had predictable weather. They only choose in their ignorance to see a snapshot. Otherwise their brains fry when the larger picture is presented as evidence. She truly is dumb as a post. Nobody in their right mind would tweet such an ignorant statement. I thought her father was a science teacher. did he really have a degree?
DeleteAlaskans all over - look at the blog roll - are talking about the weather they're having and wondering if they'll even have a spring.
DeleteAnd shit-for-brains Palin demonstrates her unquantifiable ignorance by talking out of her gluteous maximus about Alaska while her real whereabouts remain unknown.
It's my understanding that Chuckie, Sr. has an associate's degree (two years of post-HS education). What was his specialty? We should ask Sarah. He may have ended up as a "science teacher" by default. It's elementary school, remember.
DeleteThis teaching assignment doesn't put him in the same category as Einstrin, Salk, Stephen Hawking, Isaac Newton or other science greats.He probably can't even identify half the Nobel laureates and why they were honored.
I wrote earlier this week that perhaps the Heath family's move from Idaho to the newly formed state of Alaska was caused by more stringent teaching requirements in Idaho, while Alaska was happy to take anyone with any sort of "higher learning."
Once he got into the system (the corrupt system of government workers, cue Sarah), there was no prising him out --- and now he has a teacher's pension, teacher's back-up health insurance as well as Medicare.
All those union benefits and socialist schemes that just paid for most of his heart surgery.
Why isn't Sarah railing against these "unearned" benefits her parents enjoy?
Come to think of it, did Toad collect unemployment benefits at any time when he left his BP job to be a pimp (no benefits) or a purse carrier? (Toad, where's my flask?
Where're my deodorant and Altoids?)
Excellent observation. The Heath's sure do like shortcuts and making more out of nothing in their 'titles.' Sarah said she had management experience in running for Mayor:
DeletePalin Exaggerated Work Experience for Mayoral Campaign. In 1997, Frontiersman columnist Paul Stuart wrote that after Palin had criticized her opponent for using City Hall resources for political gain, "when Palin was asked back then (by me) why the lodge where she claimed, in her campaign, to have gained her management experience, had no record of a borough business license or of paying any bed tax, she paused and said it might have been because the place had no clients for a year or so." In an article describing the possibility of recalling Palin, the Frontiersman wrote the "reasons include Palin's alleged falsification of her credentials during the campaign last fall." [Frontiersman, 1/22/97, 2/5/97]
The more ignorant tweets and whatnot the better, as long as anyone is taking notice of them- but I get the feeling from Twitter that nobody is interested in her.
ReplyDeleteSarah, you need to say something really ugly and egregious (show ghostwriter RAM a mirror) and see if the assclowns will comment on you any more.
Often wondered what RAM would spew if she was forced to look at herself while sitting next to heaping pile of what she consumed every week...eek!
DeleteI know someone that met her at at an event in Missouri and this is no bullshit said she smelled bad. She was not the only one that noticed either. She was wearing a superman t-shirt and an apron and was pretending to be working the food tables.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is reactive. She reacts to things that happen, as opposed to generating original thought. Sarah does not make positive contributions to the political or social conversation. She is a heckler. She is the mean girl on the side lines, making fun of people. Her style is to attack President Obama (or Mayor Bloomberg). She laughs at Michelle Obama's healthy eating and exercise programs. (Hey, Sarah, what happened to YOUR diet and exercise book? Couldn't you fit Twinkies into the breakfast menu?)
ReplyDeleteSarah had the chance to show that she was a leader. She could have embraced the Down syndrome community, offered her services (for free) in terms of fund raising and raising awareness. All she had to do was appear at a yearly function and generate the same kind of attention by doing something positive. Her speech would not attack anyone. It should describe the progress that Trig has made through therapy. But, Sarah doesn't do that because she can't Her idea of charity is bringing a plate of cookies to a group of starving First Americans (along with Franklin Graham who would like to convert them). And, it doesn't look as if Trig gets much therapy or attention.
Sarah cannot write a Facebook post without settling some old grudge. Willow's graduation from a short course in hair care? Sarah took a poke at student loans and an elite college education. All she had to do was celebrate Willow's achievement, without insulting people who do seek a higher education. That photo of Piper with balloons? Does that mean that Piper is the graduate whose accomplished is supposed to be celebrated with the BBQ or was that just graduates in general? No matter, Sarah had to make a snide remark about global warming (take that you stupid scientists and you college education). Sarah is the mean girl who remarks about others, but she has no positive agenda-- oh, wait-- I forgot-- give money to her PAC.
Insulting people for their choices, decisions and accomplishments is what Sarah does. Everyone is a threat to her. Remember her ex-brother-in-law Jack McCann? He appeared in one of those first dating reality shows about Bachelor's in Alaska. I think she was insanely jealous of his chance at television stardom.
DeleteShe was mayor then and the Anchorage Daily News wrote about her watching this with his ex-wife, her sister Molly. Jack has this funny thing about titles, he tries to wrap his employment around a fancy name: "He described his occupation . . . as an office environment consultant," she said.
"He sells furniture."
The girl can't help it. Mock and demean everything about everyone else but nothing about her own glaring shortcomings.
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Palin's Brother-In-Law Appeared on Reality Dating Show. Lt. Gov. candidate Sarah Palin thought it might help her campaign when brother-in-law Jack McCann showed up as a desirable catch on the new "reality" TV show, "Looking for Love: Bachelorettes in Alaska." That hope lasted until she actually saw an episode of the series, which turns out to be your basic meat market twitch & grin. "Oh Lord," she said. "My sisters and I watched it in horror." Jack, who is scheduled to appear again even though he crashed a mountain bike in the first episode, is pretty cute and has a sense of humor, Sarah reports. "He described his occupation . . . as an office environment consultant," she said.
"He sells furniture." [Anchorage Daily News (Alaska), 6/9/02]
Very well put!
DeleteBravo!
DeleteSomeone here talked about meeting governer Palin and said she smelled bad. Normally I would say that was a cheap shot but truth is I noticed the same thing when she come to my town. Most famous people stay away from the crowds but Sarah dived right in and let people take pictures with her. I have to give her credit for that. But the is when you stood real close too her you noticed she kind of stunk. Maybe it's something she can't help. Youd think someone close to her would say something. Because it's really noticeable like. But who I am to judge.
ReplyDeleteEwwww not spring fresh?
DeleteNo wonder Toad hangs out in Anchorage
Did the doctor prescribe the Arizona hot sun to kill the fungus and bacteria in her coochie?
DeleteA Palin "Graduated"? In what respect, Baldy? Oh I get it.... Trig must have "graduated" to toddler food!!
ReplyDeleteAnd so ends Sarah's "Commencement Address", because, you know, First Lady Obama delivered one and Baldy didn't.
A lot of complaints that Sarah smells nasty. I would hate to be Sarah Palin's obgyn.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is one cold mean bitch. Sarah knows Willow has assburger and had to drop out of high school because of her disciplinary problems stemming from being the the gang leader of the Colony Girls.
ReplyDeleteWell Sarah Palin mentioned in her facebook about Grad Blast. Is she rubbing that in Willow's face since Willow dropped out of Colony High School as a sophomore?
According to facebook, Grad Blast is a Colony High School function for students who are not quitters.
COLONY HIGH CLASS OF 2013 GRAD BLAST
A safe, sober, fun night for seniors to come celebrate together one last time!
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DeleteWillow Palin and Bristol In The News For Troubles Past And Present
Nick Wing | Jan 15, 2010 11:45 AM EST
Two of Sarah Palin's children vaulted into the spotlight this week as the National Enquirer reports that Willow, Sarah Palin's 15-year old daughter, has landed in trouble.
According the National Enquirer, Willow attended an age-inappropriate party involving drinking, beer pong, loud music and property destruction, held at the old residence of one of Palin's buddies who had earlier broken into the house.
Police were eventually called to the scene to investigate, and when they questioned the host, she outed Willow as one of the party-goers.
Needless to say, Sarah Palin was furious when she found out, a source told the National Enquirer.
This isn't the first time Willow Palin has received media attention for wild behavior. In July 2009, Star Magazine reported that it had pictures of the teenager chugging vodka and smoking pot. In 2008, the National Enquirer also reported that Track Palin, Sarah's oldest son, was addicted to the prescription drug oxycontin. The ex-governor wasn't happy then, either.
A classmate of Willow's reported to the National Enquirer:
"Willow has been running with the wrong crowd," confides a friend. "They are a popular high school clique known as the Colony Girls, who are well known as hard partiers and are regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope."
Willow, however, isn't the only Palin to grace tabloid pages this week. Nineteen-year old mom, Bristol Palin, who in her younger years was similarly notorious for being one of Wassilla's wilder kids, gave an interview to InTouch Magazine in which she talks about past mistakes, the struggles of being a single mother, and the blessing of her 1-year old son, Tripp.
From the InTouch interview:Bristol admits she made an error in judgment when she got pregnant by Levi -- but insists she will not make the same mistake again. "I'm not going to have sex until I'm married," she tells In Touch. "I can guarantee it." Now, as the teen ambassador for Candie's, Bristol wants to do speaking engagements to promote safe sex and abstinence.
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DeleteIs that the same thing Sarah has that causes her ass to stink? There's a lot of complaints here that Sarah does not smell fresh. Nasty to be more precise.
Delete"This isn't the first time Willow Palin has received media attention for wild behavior."
Is that how Willow got her nickname "Sarah Palin's Wild Child"?
DeleteHow Small Town High School Drama Could Destroy Sarah Palin
ADRIAN CHEN3/31/10 11:48pm
Willow Palin and her high school buddies
trashed a vacant house in Alaska.
Now it appears residents of the Mat-Su Valley are pissed that Sarah Palin got Willow off the hook. Watch out, Sarah. The small town scene is brutal.
Here is how Sarah Palin will be destroyed by petty small town drama. Her daughter Willow (Not the Levi Johnston one) runs with the wrong crowd at Colony High School in Palmer, Alaska. One source told the National Inquirer:
Willow has been running with the wrong crowd... They are a popular high school clique known as the Colony Girls, who are well known as hard partiers and are regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope.
Every kid in the Mat-su Valley simultaneously hates and envies the Colony Girls: They are envious of their social success and resentful that this success allows them to get away with things they can't. They transcend bad kid/good kid dynamic that so defines their own experience. It's not fair!
It is December, 2009. Willow Palin and her Colony Girls throw a super sweet party at a house they know is for sale. Willow, apparently, is the one who leads them to the house. The rager is so epic it caused "between twenty to thirty thousand dollars in damage," according to the Immoral Minority.
The lock had been forced, five wooden doors had been so badly damaged they needed to be replaced, the walls and floors had been gouged with knives, and vodka and orange juice containers were strewn all over the house. It also appeared that sexual activity had taken place on some of the beds, and a computer, some winter gear, and clothing had all been stolen.
Everyone hears about the party. The on January 13th, according to The Immoral Minority, the homeowner discovers their trashed house and the cops are called. The National Enquirer picks up the story. The Colony Girls are in trouble! Resentment overtakes envy: Finally, the Colony Girls will get their due.
But just like that, the heat is off the Colony Girls. According to The Immoral Minority, a "secret weekend meeting" took place between State Troopers and the Palins. After the meeting, the probation officer decides to charge only the boys engaged in the crime. "The girls would only be identified as 'witnesses' and face no criminal penalties."
Now all Mat-Su Valley rages. The Immoral Minority writes, "sources have told me that a number of the parents are very unhappy that their children will face charges and that Willow and the other girls will not." Having grown up in a small town ourselves, we know for a fact that this kind of thing makes people vicious to an extent that would give Mexican drug cartels pause. Years of the Colony Girls getting off the hook have culminated in this ultimate injustice, now it's all-out provincial war. And, given the target, it will be waged on a national level. Sarah Palin better start paying for some Mat-Su Valley high school gym floors to be refinished or something.
Did Sarah take Willow out of school as a sophomore because Willow was destroying Sarah's political career? Was that a true story?
DeleteWhat about Sarah's version that Willow wanted to get her GED early and go to hair school and be debt free from not going to college?
DeleteSomething stinks here.
"This isn't the first time Willow Palin has received media attention for wild behavior. In July 2009, Star Magazine reported that it had pictures of the teenager chugging vodka and smoking pot. In 2008"
DeleteSarah if that is true above then is this true below?
Several former peers of the 16-year-old have gone on-record to exclusively reveal to Life & Style that Willow took part in a 1am drug deal, and that she “chugged” vodka when she was just 15.Lance Nezaticky, a former classmate of Willow’s, tells Life & Style that he watched as Willow took part in a drug transaction in a deserted Target parking lot in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, around 1 a.m. on a December night last year. Lance, 18, watched as a male driver pulled up, with Willow riding in the passenger seat. The driver bought $20 worth of marijuana, says Nezaticky, then handed it to Willow. “It was definitely her,” Nezaticky tells Life & Style. “There’s no question. I had met her before.” After buying roughly 2 grams of pot, Willow and her companion drove off. “Willow had been told that the pot was really good stuff,” Nezaticky recalls.
"In 2008, the National Enquirer also reported that Track Palin, Sarah's oldest son, was addicted to the prescription drug oxycontin. The ex-governor wasn't happy then, either."
DeleteWhy was Track sent to Michigan? Was it to get the monkey off of his back or was it really for hockey?
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DeleteI have to speak up. I met Sarah too in Iowa. In person she is quite beautiful, but to be truthful, she did have a funk. We were in front of the the hog barn and I could still smell her.
ReplyDeleteTY!
DeleteFor once I'm glad this site has brought up something true. Sarah Palin has bad body odor. I interviewed her for my school magazine and he put her arm around me for a picture. Let me tell you, that woman has pit odor that would kill a bull.
ReplyDelete@8:26 I can testify that after having to work security for her 2008, the woman does not wash her ass.
ReplyDeleteShe probably finds bathing herself distasteful, like Jame Gumb was in handling his junk in The Silence of the Lambs.
DeleteMoving the bbq inside? So that's how she got that 83 IQ.... too much time spent indoors breathing gas fumes or charcoal fumes...
ReplyDeleteThe church where Trig's birth certificate caught on fire, did somebody have an indoor bbq there too cause it was cold outside?
DeleteShe smells like unwashed ass.
ReplyDeleteSmells like unwashed ass?
DeleteBbq indoors?
ASSBURGERS?
If Sarah washed her ass maybe she could have won Miss Alaska?
DeleteSince Sarah has shit for brains, I'm not one bit surprised to see a palm tree growing out of the top of her head.
ReplyDeleteBristol was sent to her aunt's house for mono
ReplyDeleteTrack was sent to Michigan for hockey
Willow graduated early because she wants to cut hair.
Is this really what happened? Sarah always has a positive reason why these sort of things happens.
Maybe mama Sarah .....
shouldn't be spending so much time on her facebook trying to make the president look bad?
shouldn't be going to Republic HS to speak to 27 students?
should drop the umbrella story and all her other made up issues?
should pay more attention to her children's cries for help?
Those were cries? I thought the Johnstons said Bristol was a loud moaner in Levi's bedroom?
DeleteSome people' s smells comes from what they eat or the drugs they take.
ReplyDeleteEating? Sarah has been loosing weight?
Deletevegans always have an odor.
DeleteBut Sarah likes sausage.
Confucius say: Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
ReplyDeleteAlaskans say: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up smelling like Sarah Palin!
Most likely Sarah will blame the weather for her smell. It is so cold in Alaska, the water and pipes are frozen in her house and she can't take any showers.
ReplyDeleteOne last blast of Alaska winter today, hopefully? This is what "Grad Blast" means in Alaska!
Palin kids, here's a suggestion for a Mother's Day gift.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s&feature=youtube_gdataplayer
That woman doesn't have an original thought in her head. Every campaign she's run she's touted her "fresh," and "new energy" creds but it's been the same old same old for 20 years.
ReplyDeleteDear God, is Bristol the Pistol actually holding a pistol in this photo with mom wearing that ludicrous ponytail? These assholes don't know how to handle weapons, and it shouldn't be in their hands. For their safety, not worried about their targets. (They've got flying monkeys for that.)
This smell everybody is complaining about. Is it before or after she comes back from Arizona?
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty hot in Arizona, if one doesn't use underarm deodorant then one tends to become gamey.
I'm not a hunter so I don't know and am only asking.
ReplyDeleteExpert hunters, do they stay away from soap and deodorants so as not to alert their preys? Do they want that wild bear shittin'in the woods smell
Sarah says she's a hunter and they say she smells like poo.
Levi walks around Wasilla and he doesn't smell like week old shit and he's a successful hunter?
DeleteAre you sure this smell is Sarah and not her wigs and extensions?
ReplyDeleteI think we solved the phoney Sarah Palin wild ride story. Sarah said she was leaking amniotic fluid while on stage in Texas then she boarded a plane for a long flight back to Alaska with her high risk unborn baby because fishpickers aren't born in Texas.
ReplyDeleteSitting in the airport leaking fluid, sitting on a long flight leaking fluid on her chair and clothes, how come nobody mentioned Sarah Palin being pregnant or stinky while traveling that long distance with amniotic fluid leaking all over herself?
Because it did not happen. They flew back to receive the 'PUPPY' delivery.
DeleteFlight attendants were interviewed on that flight and said Palin didn't look pregnant or like she was in labor/pain.
DeleteAs we all know today, that little guy living in their home (supposedly) was not birthday by Sarah Palin. He is not her kid!
She is a proven liar and fraud time and time again!
If Sarah Palin had been 'Leaking Amniotic Fluid' the Plane would have been so stinky that the Flight would have been delayed. The Flight Personnel would have removed her from the Plane for Health concerns.
DeleteFINALLY.....SnowDriftSnookie has a hairdo to suit her personality...straight out of the Mad Max movies...lol
ReplyDeleteSarah here's a suggestion. You and Bristol need to stop wearing and sharing the same clothes when you go to all these assclown events. Example would be Bristol's short white dress. If it smell like the Kentucky Derby the next time you get it from Bristol's floor then maybe its time to dryclean it or burn it. Two females can't keep wearing the same dress without smelling foul.
ReplyDeleteWell, from now on maybe we can just call her a gluteclown.
ReplyDeleteWent to her absurd fb page, otherwise know as her platform to spew hate & divisiveness. There's a comment with a link on her fb post about
ReplyDelete'umbrellagate". It is a link to pictures of President Obama with an umbrella being held by a marine and the word "problem" then pictures of three other presidents with their umbrellas being held and the words "not a problem". Unless the comment has been taken down it demonstrates what an ignorant, blatant racist, fucking bitch palin is. If it's still up she'll have it taken down once her or her skanky, slutty daughters read this comment. She's so fucking predictable..just like the predictions here that her insipid high school graduation speech will include an umbrella as a prop..dumb cunt.
Yes, I can see her doing that. Sarah has the maturity and insight of a mean and emotionally challenged middle school girl.
DeleteAnd yet, John McCain said that she would be ready on day one, day one of what, John...high school!?
Ready for high school? The last Palin that went to high school only did 2 of her 4 years before quitting.
DeleteSee a pattern?
Willow quit high school 1/2 way through
Sarah quit her governor job 1/2 through
Track quit his daughter and wife
Sarah Palin is like Robin Hood. She robs from her donors, except she keeps it.
ReplyDeleteSarah, her Family, and her 'Bots' never show up to post on any articles written about PIMPGHAZI Todd Palin. Are you AFRAID to respond to comments about your Sex Trafficking Husband, Sarah? Don't get your Nasty Panties in a Wad because your PIMPGATE is being exposed. You married a known Predator, so you have to 'MAN UP' and accept that fact. Since you did not turn down any of the Proceeds of Todd's Prostitution Ring, you are as guilty as he is. The I.R.S. frowns on money laundering, and that is exactly what SARAPAC has done.
ReplyDeleteSarah did respond:
Delete"Heck, all they needed to do was ask me or ask Todd himself. 'Hey Todd, you been hanging out with hookers in Anchorage?''And he'd tell the truth, obviously it was a big lie.It's a waste of time... things like that are hurtful because when we trace back the lies and know that they come from our home state "
The problem is a lot of people took up Sarah Palin's offer to ask Todd but Todd refuses to answer. Even Malia Litman offered Todd, Sarah and their lawyers the chance to tell his side of the story and to deny Shailey Tripp's allegations but Todd, Sarah and their lawyers refuses to answer. Go figure?
The Palins think that by being silent about Todd's Pimping, it will go away. But we IM'ERS
Deletewill not stop bringing it up until they are Jailed.
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ReplyDeleteVicki Fennern > Sarah Palin · Do you think there's any chance that Obama will be impeached and forced out of office? Just curious as to your opinion
Of course Sarah thinks so. Palin also thought President Obama was going to lose the last two elections, thought she was going to run for president, thought Alaska loved her and her family.
Sarah Palin's thinking record is piss poor.
Beth Long Jones > Sarah Palin near Anchorage, AK · I will be driving out that way the beginning of June. A close friend of mine wants to see where abouts you live, she is the Lycoming county, Secretary for the Republican party. She says she met you when you were in WIlliamsport PA. and I have met you at your first book signing at the Main exchange on base.
ReplyDeleteBeth that's a long drive to Arizona. Maybe we can do an indoor bbq?
Kevin Patrick Gorman shared a link · Does this ever end ???
ReplyDeleteKev are you talking about all those Immoral Minority readers jumping all over my ass for saying something stupid about the umbrella thing? I don't mind, at least people are talking and writing about me. That's all that matters.
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ReplyDeleteJoy Hart > Sarah Palin · I CAN EXCUSE YOU PRESIDENT OBAMA THAT YOU ARE BORN AND RACED STUPID BUT I CANNOT EXCUSE YOU FOR TAKING TO THE WHITE HOUSE YOUR BEING LIAR, CORRUPT MENTALITY and UNGODLY CULTURE YOU GET FROM YOUR NEGLIGENT KENYAN FATHER AND FROM YOUR ATHEIST MOTHER.
"BORN AND RACED STUPID"?
"NEGLIGENT KENYAN FATHER"?
Wow! Joy sounds like one of those good ol' girls. Is anybody really surprised at what kind of people the Palins attract?
They were Home Schooled with Bristol and Willow. Joy Hart is the Poster Girl for all Trailer Parks. Maybe Todd has a job for her in his Prostitution Ring. 1st Todd would like to 'Sample' her goods.
DeleteElizabeth Smith > Sarah Palin · My family and I absolutely LOVE & ADORE YOU (and your family) a TRUE AMERICAN! God bless you & your family always.
ReplyDeletePalin a true American?
Uh huh
Would anybody let Sarah organize a new building in their town, let her hire an unqualified friend to head a important state department, put her in charge of a PAC, let her give you parenting and family advice, or let her kids or Todd babysit for you?
Didn't think so.
Anonymous3:14 PM said
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah Palin had been 'Leaking Amniotic Fluid' the Plane would have been so stinky that the Flight would have been delayed. The Flight Personnel would have removed her from the Plane for Health concerns.
Let's try to analyze this.
If Sarah Palin was pregnant and leaking amniotic fluid on the plane, she would have brought attention to herself.
A. Pregnant women constantly go to the bathroom and being on a plane is no different.
B. Women who already birthed 4 children would not be calm. They know their vaginas has been enlarged from their previous births so their 5th child will be a faster and easier delivery.
C. With A and B above, a pregnant woman in her late 40s would be perspiring and uncomfortable and wouldn't be bundled in trench coats therefore everybody would have noticed the pregnant perspiring uncomfortable lady in a worried state thinking about the safety of her unborn baby.
D. If you're leaking fluid, you would ask the flight attendant for a blanket to sit on since you're leaking.
E. Flight attendants are trained professionals. They would have noticed an uncomfortable elderly passenger and after determining she is a leaking pregnant woman, they would have cleared the other seats around her and radioed ahead for medical assistance.
F. Upon landing, medical personnel would have boarded the plane and removed the elderly pregnant woman first and the whole plane would have known what was going on.
Maybe another person can give another scenario that can back up Sarah Palin's version because I can't.
Why weren't the Alaska State Troopers called in to meet the amniotic leaking state governor's plane and escort her to wherever?
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ReplyDeleteTheresa Perry > Sarah PalinToday at 5:21am · Hey, Sarah, I am considering moving from Texas to Alaska. There are openings in a hospital in Wrangell. I am a 20+ year RN. any advice?
Terry my advice to you is to get off your bonbon lazy gluteus maximus and call, email or write the hospital yourself. Do you think Sarah Palin has the free time to look for a job for you? She's still trying to find a job for Track, Bristol, Willow, Todd and herself. Hope you're not moving to Alaska to be closer to Sarah? She has been spending a lot of time in Arizona. The person you need to contact for a job opening in Alaska is Todd. He recently lost an employee and has an opening for an ambitious hard working go getter.
Theresa if you are flying from Texas to Alaska and leaking amniotic fluid, it would be best advised to go to the nearest medical facility in Texas.
DeleteAnom 8:39 and 9:12 here's something else to think about. Governor Sarah Palin is a media whore. Why the big secret with no press and no Alaska State Troopers accompanying her to Texas or meeting her at the Alaska airport? If there was a big whoop dee doo on the plane for the pregnant Alaska governor, the airlines would have called ahead for medical help and once they mentioned it is their governor, the State Toopers would have been called in. Next an ambulance would have taken the governor off the plane and driven her to the nearest equipped hospital for a check up. The ambulance would have called ahead and the hospital staff and the press would have been eagerly waiting for their important governor.
ReplyDeleteBut if this was a cover up for some other reason and Sarah wasn't pregnant then Sarah wouldn't and couldn't afford the media publicity and have the hospital staff and State Troopers involved. So what really happened? Why was equipped hospitals better suited to handle this type of pregnancy passed up just to get to Dr Cathy Baldwin-Johnson?
Some say pimps do favors for law enforcement in order to get favors later in return..
DeleteGov Palin previously presented Dr. Baldwin-Johnson with honors and awards. If Sarah needed a favor from a doctor would Dr. Baldwin-Johnson who owes the governor some favors be the perfect person to approach for a big favor?